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Previously on "You Me Her"...
I told you, Izzy,
this was a mistake.
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If you walk out that door,
you are dead to me.
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Are you sure you left
for the right reasons
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and you're still getting
a divorce on Monday
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and driving back to Seattle?
-Yes.
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We agreed that before
we started talking about
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nannies and daycare,
the girls would be 3 years old.
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What is wrong with your entire
generation of men?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Well, when I was a kid, my dad
used to leave me at a bar
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in the back.
while he did God knows what
Huh.
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How long are you gonna
keep showing up like this?
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Until you forgive me
or my project ends.
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You know, what would look
really good
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on this tiny finger
right there?
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Jack, I have an idea.
Why don't I propose to you?
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-Jack Trakarsky?
-Yes?
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-I almost proposed to Jack.
-That's awesome.
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Nina, why is Shaun
cooking dinner in your kitchen?
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-You're pregnant.
-I am that.
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Ky, I'm sorry.
It was a massive mistake.
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I'll go with you.
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You have a right to know.
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♪♪
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Jack, did you hear
what I said?
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Yeah, um...
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When you say
I have a right to know,
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we're talking about...
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Sighs ]
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So what happens now?
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Haven't really had a chance
to explore my options.
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Kylie offered...to take me.
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I-I didn't say yes.
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I also didn't say no.
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-Jack...
-What?
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Jack, can we just...
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can we just sit down and talk
about this like grownups?
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Yeah, I'm supposed to
be playing it cool, I guess.
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That's how you want me
to react?
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Please. I'm intrigued.
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Tell me more about your plan
to abort the baby
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we've been trying to have
for the last seven years.
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Okay, can you tone down
the righteous indignation
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to a seven or an eight, huh?
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We both agreed what happened
was a huge mistake.
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So it's pretty fucking
complicated, Jack.
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You know, we shouldn't have
What? Why?
this conversation here.
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Because Izzy has a meeting with
her thesis counselor right now.
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"The Myth of Polyfidelity."
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Great premise. Well done.
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Thanks. Uh, I call it
"The Communism of Relationships"
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because it's way better in
theory than it is on its feet.
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Fascinating.
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You have no idea what
I'm talking about, do you?
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I'm familiar with
the concept of polyamory.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, well, polyfidelity is
the fucktarded effort
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to make polyamory exclusive
and -- and permanent,
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or so I've read.
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Why are you so afraid of Izzy?
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She would freak out if she knew
I was talking to you right now.
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-She hates you.
-[ Sighs ]
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Your caller ID on her phone
is "Dead to Me."
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She didn't return her father's
calls for over a year,
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and he only left her once.
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I'm meeting him tonight,
by the way.
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[ Scoffs ]
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-That's a big step.
-I know.
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I've had the engagement ring
in my underwear drawer
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for five weeks now.
-[ Laughs ]
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Well, not one to drag
your feet, are you, Jack?
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Remind me, how quickly
did you jump uteruses?
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Or -- or is it uteri?
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Feeling fucking wounded,
Em, are you?
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Okay, well, look at it from
my fucking point of view, okay?
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My ex-wife shows up
in slippers
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to tell me that
her new girlfriend
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is gonna be escorting her
to the Abortion Ball.
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[ Whispers ] Okay, that's
In what fucking way?
so fucking offensive.
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In the way that I am
fucking pregnant.
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Holy shit.
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[ Whispers ] Yeah.
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Aside from the obvious --
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cultural conditioning,
insecurity, jealousy,
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why do you think
polyfidelity is, uh...
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"fucktarded"?
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Hello?
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Izzy?
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I'm 38 years old.
I live in Seattle,
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where I'm gonna be
managing partner at my firm.
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I'm with a woman who has
literally said
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on multiple occasions
these three words --
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"Babies are gross."
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Is that...
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-Dr. Trakarsky --
-Jesus! Wear a bell.
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So sorry. That came out
very disrespectful.
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Well, is there
a respectful way
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to tell your advisor
to wear a bell?
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What is she doing here?
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[ Scoffs ] Unbelievable.
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-What do you want?
-I don't know.
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That's why I haven't RSVP'd
to the Abortion Ball.
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Maybe you decided
you didn't want kids
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when you realized
you couldn't have them.
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You really think now is
the time for "I told you so's"?
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Actually, I think this should
be the happiest moment
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of both of our lives.
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Don't have an abortion.
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We can figure something out.
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Will you at least...
think about it?
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I will. I promise.
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Don't say anything to Izzy.
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Not now.
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She and I are just about
to go all in together, and...
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You are, um...
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undecided.
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Are you lost?
[ Descending footsteps ]
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Couldn't make it
in the big city?
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Road the rails back to Portland?
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These are my driving clothes.
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I like to be comfortable.
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Well, how 'bout we just cut
straight to the part
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where you tell me
what the fuck is going on?
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I am staying at the Carlyle.
I went for a walk.
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It's right over there,
just a mile.
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And you wore slippers?
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Forgot my sneaks.
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Okay.
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And you didn't tell Jack
you were gonna be in town?
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Meeting came together
at the last minute, so...
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-You can ask him.
-Oh. I will.
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And maybe I'll give you
a call at the Carlyle.
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Well, I'm not there.
I'm here. So...
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You know, just to see if
you're registered.
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Izzy, I don't know why
we can't be amicable.
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I-I know that what happened
at the loft --
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Look, just stop dropping
in and out of our lives.
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Let us move forward.
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Okay.
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♪ Yeah, we're never
quite right ♪
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[ Touchscreen clicking ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]
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♪♪
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-[ Sighs heavily ]
-Yeah, 8's good,
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assuming Jack's still alive
by then.
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Oh, no. He's perfectly healthy.
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But people inexplicably fall
out of windows every day
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in this country.
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Google it.
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Okay. Bye.
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Hello?
[ Knock on door ]
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]
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[ Whispers ] Okay.
Okay, Silva. Be cool, be cool.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
Just don't be that girl.
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Just...
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♪♪
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I get -- I get that I'm coming
off a little nutty over here.
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Um, I'm actually caffeine
sensitive and I just threw back,
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like, four cups
of Kenyan Dark, so...
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♪♪
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Okay, now I hear you wondering
why I would drink four cups
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of Kenyan Dark if I have
a caffeine sensitivity.
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Well...maybe that's why
I'm seeing the head shrinker.
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Did you ever think of that?
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-Bumblebutt.
-Bumblebutt?
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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[ Door closes ]
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-How was your meeting?
-Good. Fine.
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Yeah?
Dad just called.
8 still okay?
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Are you a steak guy? Is it weird
that I don't know that?
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Hey, we're all steak guys.
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Some of us just pretend
we're not
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so we can laid by some
pale skinny women.
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Hmm.
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Speaking of
pale, skinny women...
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You -- you saw Emma, too?
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Everyone lived?
[ Sighs deeply ]
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-Not in my imagination.
-Mm.
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"Bitterness is
like drinking poison
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to kill your enemy,"
young lady.
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-Why you talking like that?
-It's a saying.
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Uh...
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It felt like it was from
the old times.
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Okay, so, um, why is, uh,
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why is she here again?
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She was at a meeting,
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and she's staying
at the Carlyle.
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Mm. That's what she said.
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-Yeah, that's the gist of it.
-Right.
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So why is
my Spidey sense screaming
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that something weird's
going down?
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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I don't know. I mean, you --
we've discussed this.
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You have no version
of a sixth sense at all.
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-Right.
-You're way below the mean
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basic human intuition.
Oh.
when it comes to
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So nice try,
but off target.
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What?
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Ow.
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Maybe don't shave.
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He's the one on trial,
not you, right?
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-Your dad?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. I wanna make
a good first impression.
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Maybe I'll show up late,
you know, sweat pants on,
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half-drunk.
-That's perfect.
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-That'd be good, right?
-Yeah. It's perfect.
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Oh! [ Laughs ] That...
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Okay.
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-You're leaving? That's it?
-Yeah.
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All right.
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-I'll see ya.
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, have a good one.
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Fuck me!
[ Door closes ]
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Ugh. Mm.
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Hey, Carm?
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Hi. I just wanna stop by
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and say that I love you,
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you know, before I go to Seattle
and probably get an abortion.
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and beg Kylie to forgive me.
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Oh, and yes,
I am mostly wearing
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the clothes that
I slept in last night.
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But for the record,
I did brush my teeth.
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[ Baby babbles and giggles ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Wouldn't that be hysterical?
Uh-huh.
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Okay, well,
I just wanted to play
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that clever little prank
on you.
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So best to you and to yours.
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You left some banana here.
[ Front door opens ]
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[ Front door closes ]
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Kind of puts our little problem
into perspective, huh?
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[ Sighs ] Well, it's not little,
So no. No, it doesn't.
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So do you guys want to play
princesses or princesses?
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Princesses.
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All right.
To the treasure trunk!
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[ Imitates rocket firing ]
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[ Giggles ]
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♪♪
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♪ I don't feel your light ♪
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♪ I hear a storm inside ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Reaching like a great divide ♪
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♪ I'll be sleeping through... ♪
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Mnh.
That's okay. You just gotta
aim better.
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So how about school?
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[ Scoffs ]
Didn't work out too much.
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Mm.
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[ Gasps ]
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Nice one.
254
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:52,745
♪♪
255
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,248
You really should finish.
256
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,650
You really should mind
your own business.
257
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,485
Okay. Totally cool.
258
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:00,987
Just getting
my volunteer hours.
259
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,590
You don't know anything
about anything.
260
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,696
I got kicked out junior year,
but...whatever.
261
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,498
For what?
262
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:15,068
[ Pool balls clack ]
263
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:19,672
Uh, when my dad bailed,
I went on a bit of a rampage.
264
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,675
Drugs, skipping,
failing, fighting,
265
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,011
all the things.
266
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,280
I went to Algebra on acid.
267
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,083
I do not recommend it.
[ Laughs ]
268
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,519
Hmm. And now,
you're a grad student.
269
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:37,190
I am. Yeah.
270
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,193
I tested into
a granola bad kids school
271
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,528
and I graduated with honors.
272
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,431
And then I wrote one hell
of a tearjerker essay
273
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,866
for my college apps.
274
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,936
Mm-hmm. You're like a PSA.
275
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,804
In the flesh.
276
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,640
[ Chuckles ]
277
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,210
I can't enroll anyway.
I don't have an address.
278
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,645
[ Balls clack ]
279
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,847
♪♪
280
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,682
No family at all?
281
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:06,285
No. Well, other than my grandma,
but we haven't talked in years.
282
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,755
And she is nuts.
283
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,892
♪♪
284
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,061
Don't get that stupid
savior look in your eye.
285
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,096
Savior? Me?
286
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,933
No. No, no, no.
That is not my thing. No.
287
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:24,237
More of the acid-dropping,
pool shark type.
288
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,905
Mm.
289
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,441
-Go ahead.
-Stop smiling. I'm serious.
290
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,943
-Oh, now I can't smile?
-No.
291
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:35,615
Well, I know you can't smile,
but I'm allowed to smile.
292
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,083
Go.
293
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,386
♪♪
294
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,388
Okay, so we've had
a few cancellations
for the party tonight,
295
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,223
but I think we've got
a good representation
296
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,426
from the West Coast princesses,
right?
297
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,428
Now who was in charge of snacks?
[ Front door opens ]
Was that you, Callie?
298
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,630
-Callie: No.
-Did you bring any snacks?
299
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,432
Dave: [ Chuckles ] Oh,
was that a little hiccup?
300
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,467
Was it a magic hiccup
or just a regular one?
301
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,402
You have to have your gloves.
That's important.
302
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,005
-Can you help me?
-Yes, of course I can.
303
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,507
Is this a left or the right?
Here we go. Your left.
304
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,577
Okay, now can you make
Yeah.
your fingers like this?
305
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,847
[ Laughs ] Hey!
306
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,315
I thought I heard
a persistent ticking
307
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,217
in the background.
308
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,486
In case you're not clear,
that's another, um,
biological clock joke.
309
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,655
-Callie: You did it!
-I did it. We did it together.
310
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,490
What do you want, honey?
This one?
311
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,925
-[ Callie giggles ]
-Put it on nicely, okay?
312
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:23,429
[ Giggles ]
313
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:27,366
You can be Princess Monsterface.
314
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:31,070
[ Scoffs ]
That's a good name for you,
'cause you really do...
315
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,939
Oh.
316
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,707
Jeez, uh...
317
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,776
is this about Emma and, um...
318
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,911
Yeah, I mean, she came all
this way to tell me.
319
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,047
That has to mean something,
right?
320
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,217
Why else would she just...
show up like that?
321
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:48,187
Honestly, I'm, uh, punching out
of my weight class on this one.
322
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,789
Is Carmen around?
323
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,258
No, she ran after Emma.
Grand Central Station here.
324
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,193
-Here you go, sweetie.
-Mm.
325
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,696
Princess Callie?
What should I do?
What do you think,
326
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,198
-Twirl around.
-Just twirl?
327
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,200
-Twirl.
-Oh.
328
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,102
Ready? Like this?
329
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,271
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
330
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,141
Do you want wings?
We have extra wings.
331
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,609
No, I feel better already.
332
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,844
-There you go.
-Thanks. Here.
333
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,546
♪♪
334
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,616
See?
335
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:22,188
♪♪
336
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:25,224
And then I'm thinking that
I'm gonna open up a, uh,
337
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,193
my own practice,
sex therapy,
338
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,662
a holistic approach,
you know?
but with more of
339
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,799
That's so cool.
And refreshing.
340
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,367
[ Chuckles ] How is that?
341
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,669
Hey, I don't like it when
women impugn my entire gender
342
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,805
like we're one giant organism,
343
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,208
so I sure as hell don't want
to throw it back the other way.
344
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,177
-But...
-But what?
345
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,013
[ Sighs ] Let's just say
it ain't easy out there.
346
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,148
Word to that, my brother.
347
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,250
[ Glasses clink ]
348
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,220
Okay, time's up. Remember
the parameters of our --
349
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,888
Yeah, I'm good for now,
but thanks...
350
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,024
[ Whispers ]
intrusive barkeep.
351
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,760
Right, but you --
No, seriously, I'm -- I'm good.
you told me that --
352
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,762
Gotcha. Fuck science, right?
353
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,730
[ Laughter ]
354
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,099
Oh, laughing.
355
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,568
And how about you,
Captain Sensitive Pants?
356
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:12,071
-Are you -- you good?
-Um...yeah.
357
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,673
Yeah?
358
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,141
-[ Laughs ]
-That's cool.
359
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,009
Cool.
360
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,744
[ Whispers ] I don't know.
361
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,847
That was interesting.
362
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,815
[ Lowered voice ] Yeah, I think
they get a-a tax rebate
363
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,451
for employing him.
-Shaun: I heard that.
364
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,754
[ Indistinct conversations ]
365
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:32,458
-What?
-Not to make this weird, but...
366
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,427
I feel like I know you,
Nina.
367
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:38,798
♪♪
368
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,433
Are you...did I --
369
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,669
Did you just say,
"I see you, Nina Martone"?
370
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,540
Actually, no, I said,
"I feel like I know you, Nina."
371
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,442
Let me guess.
You, uh, you got it from
372
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,978
"The Millennial Twat's Guide to
Getting Laid" by Andy Cutler?
373
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:55,147
Wow, so I'm a twat now.
Nice.
374
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,849
I'm clinging to
a thread of hope here.
375
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,484
Uh, are you fucking with me?
376
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,353
What -- what does that
even mean, anyway?
377
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,189
Like, um, like you -- you can
see my soul? [ Scoffs ]
378
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,657
The -- the vulnerable
little girl
379
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,392
that forever lives
in my heart?
380
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,694
And then, um, seven weeks later,
you wanna slow things down,
381
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,429
which apparently is code for
382
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,565
"I'm breaking up with you
in nine days"?
383
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,533
Did you take an unfortunate
combination of drugs
384
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,570
to prepare for this date?
Or are you just crazy?
385
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,405
[ Glass thuds ]
386
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,773
[ Ice clattering,
drink dripping ]
387
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,643
-Shaun: Oh. Ohh.
-Crazy it is.
388
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,445
Okay.
Yeah, I'd say drinks are
on the house instead of your...
389
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,914
your crotch, but, uh...
390
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,517
She works here, so...
Yeah. Cool. Oh.
391
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:37,757
[ Sighs ] I-I need to admit
something to you, okay?
392
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,292
So don't fuck it up.
393
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,760
♪♪
394
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,297
Okay, but I'm not that good
under pressure.
395
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,899
I...have a...
396
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,302
♪♪
397
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,938
...pretty girl ego.
398
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,073
Oh, is that when I was
supposed to be surprised?
399
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,175
[ Scoffs ] But I've only
seriously opened myself up
400
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,010
to two guys
in my entire life,
401
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:01,480
and -- and they both
shat on my head.
402
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,183
Disrespectful.
403
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,019
And highly coincidental.
Did they know each other?
404
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,389
I mean, were they part of, uh,
same scatological fraternity?
405
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,191
[ Laughs ] Right?
406
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,659
Listen, I think we've come up
407
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,829
with the real question
of your thesis.
408
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,532
Oh, fuck. [ Exhales sharply ]
Fine, whatever. I'll bite.
409
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,101
What's the real question
of my thesis?
410
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,103
"What is wrong with me?"
411
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,172
♪♪
412
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,907
Like you. You're saying it.
413
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,442
You're saying,
"What is wrong with me?"
414
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,578
You know?
Because you know that's true.
415
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,180
[ Chuckles ]
416
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:37,717
Okay, um, let's clear
some shit up here, Shaun.
417
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,251
First of all, fuck you
418
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,520
and your latest annoying attempt
at bartender wisdom.
419
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,523
Okay, don't do that. Don't --
don't put up the Nina armor.
420
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,793
I'm just trying to --
And I already have
a mejor amiga, fucking clown.
421
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,529
♪♪
422
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,466
[ Footsteps depart ]
423
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,101
♪♪
424
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:59,605
[ Children shouting playfully,
crow cawing ]
425
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,641
[ Swing creaking ]
426
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,780
Why do I get the sense that
you're correlating
427
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,216
me sitting on a swing,
staring at a stuffed octopus,
428
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,285
with my wanting to keep
this baby?
429
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,287
Am I even necessary
in this conversation?
430
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,722
I should be in my car,
431
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,524
on the way back
to Seattle right now.
432
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,793
Yet here you are,
sitting on a swing,
433
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,029
staring at an octopus.
434
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,897
You know those people
who are so deep in Scientology
435
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,532
that they can't turn back?
436
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,068
Like, even when they know
it's about tiny aliens?
437
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,303
They just forge on because
it's easier than admitting
438
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:35,174
how fucked up it all is.
439
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,310
So you're saying Seattle's
your Church of Scientology?
440
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,080
Yep.
441
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,548
You don't seem surprised.
442
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,751
Well, that's mostly
because I'm not.
443
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,424
Jack was right.
444
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,926
I wasn't following
my truths.
445
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,095
I was running away.
446
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,863
I mean...
447
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,599
my job is awesome.
448
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,270
And Kylie's awesomer.
449
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:10,009
Well, a lot of things are
awesome and awesomer.
450
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,945
Em, what really matters is,
451
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,780
what do you want?
452
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,515
♪♪
453
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,584
I want this baby.
454
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,086
And?
455
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:25,524
And I want my husband.
456
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,326
And Izzy.
457
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,065
Do you think Izzy
will forgive me?
458
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,768
Well, begging for forgiveness is
kind of your thing now, right?
459
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,038
Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
my grovel game is on point.
460
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,473
[ Laughs ]
461
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,475
Yellow roses.
462
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,977
Did you just have a stroke
and say "yellow roses"
463
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,445
out of nowhere?
464
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,181
It's the official flower
of apology.
465
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:57,123
See? That's why I love you.
You know shit like that.
466
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,992
Oh. [ Exhales slowly ]
467
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,161
Ugh! How come you always get
to be the caged tiger, okay?
468
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,130
Maybe this time, I wanna be
the caged tiger.
469
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,265
-You think about that?
-It's a big cage.
470
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,733
So what? We're supposed to
do it at the same time?
471
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,969
-Why not?
-That's new.
472
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,804
Do I just...do I...
473
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,973
-You just walk.
-Do I like it?
474
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,510
Fuck, yeah.
You do. It's good. You first.
I think I might like it.
475
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,978
Fucking Shaun.
476
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,913
-What?
-No, no. [ Laughs ]
477
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,849
No, not me fucking Shaun.
Like, God, no.
478
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,317
Shaun's pissing me off.
479
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:28,354
Okay. So Shaun can
piss you off now?
480
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,256
Which means you give a damn
about Shaun.
481
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,091
Um, that is so stupid.
482
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,560
Just stop saying stupid shit
and try to be less stupid.
483
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,196
He's big and he's furry
and he wears a rotation
484
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,198
of, like,
four weird t-shirts.
485
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,367
Okay, I get it.
Shaun's not your type.
486
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,602
So, uh, what'd he do
to piss you off?
487
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:46,438
He... [ Scoffs ] he says that
my thesis isn't really about
488
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,541
the plight of
the millennial male --
489
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,009
that it's about me.
490
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,544
-No.
-Yeah. Yeah.
491
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,245
And h's, um, he says that
I'm trying to figure out
492
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,514
what's wrong with me,
why guys keep leaving me.
493
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:56,949
Can you believe that?
494
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,918
-No.
-Yeah. And...
495
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:02,521
Wait. Wait are you saying no,
like, "No fucking shit"?
496
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:03,856
Yeah, I am.
497
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,958
Nina, there's been 2 guys
in 10 years.
498
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,760
Three including today's
thesis date,
499
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,195
who was actually
a really cool guy.
500
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,963
Okay.
501
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,465
And he, um, took off
502
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:16,669
when I called him a twat
and threw a drink in his face.
503
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:19,505
[ Laughs ] What a pussy.
504
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,040
Right?
505
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,309
[ Both laugh ]
506
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,277
-Oh, okay.
-I-I just --
507
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,146
I can't shake this feeling
that Emma's here
508
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,781
for more than
a business meeting, you know?
509
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,449
[ Knock on door ]
510
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,952
-What the fuck?
-I ordered pizza.
511
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,453
-Oh. Sweet.
-Yeah.
512
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,854
I'm starving.
513
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:42,995
Um... [ Clears throat ]
514
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,665
You can't talk to me
like that,
515
00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:49,201
especially in front
of customers.
516
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,705
Um...o-okay.
517
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:56,342
So however it's going to be
between us, it is not...
518
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:58,978
it is not gonna be
like that.
519
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:02,181
Fine. Um, I'm sorry.
520
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,350
And I'll work on it.
521
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,218
Okay.
522
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,087
Uh...
523
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,422
-Izzy.
-Shaun.
524
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,493
Okay. So to be continued.
525
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,995
Yeah.
526
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:21,100
Hmm.
527
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,636
[ Footsteps depart ]
528
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:32,678
So...what have we learned here
today in the tiger cage?
529
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:36,015
Shaun's got a surprisingly
impressive pair.
530
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,516
[ Laughs ]
531
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,286
And you need to stop
obsessing over Emma.
532
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,955
-What a beer?
-Yeah.
533
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:48,627
♪♪
534
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,297
Damn it.
535
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,998
Uh, maybe we could save
this look
536
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,534
for the second time
we meet my dad?
537
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,773
[ Sighs ]
538
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,709
Oh, my God.
You are nervous.
539
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:07,546
That is very cute.
540
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,382
It's the first time I met
someone's dad since Hal Seaver.
541
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:13,552
Yeah? And how did that go?
542
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:16,088
He gave me a pamphlet
for conversion therapy.
543
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:20,426
Ha ha. Well...well,
it looked like it worked.
544
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:23,228
Mm.
545
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,964
But you have to wait
until we get home.
546
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,433
Okay, then I'm gonna
challenge your father
547
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,968
to a speed eating contest.
-[ Chuckles ]
548
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:35,741
I love you.
Well, duh. I'm touching on
your privates.
549
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,911
[ Knock on door ]
550
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,612
I'll get this one 'cause...
551
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,715
-Yeah. Yeah.
-You know...
552
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,149
[ Exhales deeply ]
Okay, I'll pick out
553
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,952
the perfect pair
of father-meeting undies.
554
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,420
Mm-hmm.
555
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:05,170
Oh, hey, Em. What the fuck
are you doing here?
556
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,638
Yellow roses,
557
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,907
the official flower
of apology.
558
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:12,811
Would it help if I knelt?
Others have enjoyed it.
559
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:15,147
That seems excessive.
560
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,483
But I would move one way
or the other if I were you.
561
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,084
Why?
562
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,654
I dig the vase.
563
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,556
What'd I tell you
this morning, Em?
564
00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:25,891
I told you to
stay the fuck away.
565
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,860
Did it seem like
I was joking?
566
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,562
Yes, would you please
just hear me out?
567
00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,598
Who was that?
568
00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:35,000
It was just some lost chick.
569
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,869
A lost chick with a vase?
570
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,737
I know.
That's weird, right?
571
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:45,944
[ Rah Rah's "Chip Off the Heart"
playing ]
572
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:49,415
we'd left everything okay ♪
♪ When you left, I thought
573
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:51,216
I thought you swore ♪
♪ I wanted more,
574
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,951
♪ That you wanted to stay ♪
575
00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:54,920
you touch her waist ♪
♪ You touch her hand,
576
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,755
♪ When you know I could see ♪
577
00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:00,392
take it easy on me ♪
♪ Take it easy, take it easy,
578
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:04,229
chip off the heart ♪
♪ Just another chip, chip,
579
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:08,100
chip, chip off the heart ♪
♪ Just another chip,
580
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:11,703
chip off the heart ♪
♪ Just another chip, chip,
581
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:15,874
chip, chip off the heart ♪
♪ Just another chip,
582
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:18,911
♪♪
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