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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,943 --> 00:00:05,987 _ 2 00:00:08,638 --> 00:00:10,938 I said to him, "Billy, if you're gonna raise your fist 3 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:13,607 to another man, you better be prepared to use it." 4 00:00:13,609 --> 00:00:15,977 And you know what he did? 5 00:00:15,979 --> 00:00:17,511 Son of a bitch used 'em. 6 00:00:17,513 --> 00:00:19,213 Punched me right between the eyes. 7 00:00:19,215 --> 00:00:20,614 Almost broke my honker. 8 00:00:20,616 --> 00:00:22,817 Friend of mine said he'd never seen so much blood. 9 00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:24,885 And his wife worked at the hospital. 10 00:00:24,887 --> 00:00:27,388 I got my revenge. You know what I did? 11 00:00:27,390 --> 00:00:29,590 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Hmm? 12 00:00:29,592 --> 00:00:32,460 JACK: You're not even paying attention to me, are you? 13 00:00:32,462 --> 00:00:34,795 Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:34,797 --> 00:00:36,998 (PHONE CHIMES) 15 00:00:38,368 --> 00:00:39,967 "Hey, Angus, it's Cindy. 16 00:00:39,969 --> 00:00:41,435 I miss your cute butt". 17 00:00:41,437 --> 00:00:42,737 Gross. 18 00:00:42,739 --> 00:00:44,205 She didn't say that. Give me that. 19 00:00:44,207 --> 00:00:45,606 There's five messages. 20 00:00:45,608 --> 00:00:48,142 The last 24 hours. You want to tell me about this Cindy 21 00:00:48,144 --> 00:00:49,477 or should I be worried? 22 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,212 I already told you... There's nothing to tell. 23 00:00:51,214 --> 00:00:53,447 Come on. Bro, seriously. 24 00:00:53,449 --> 00:00:54,982 I'm bored. 25 00:00:54,984 --> 00:00:56,283 If not... 26 00:00:56,285 --> 00:00:58,386 I'm gonna have to polish off another bag of these... 27 00:00:58,388 --> 00:00:59,587 whatever they are. 28 00:00:59,589 --> 00:01:01,522 And you know how annoying my chewing can get. 29 00:01:01,524 --> 00:01:03,697 If you just closed your mouth it would solve 30 00:01:03,722 --> 00:01:05,750 - the problem. - Oh, really? Okay, all right. 31 00:01:10,066 --> 00:01:13,567 Okay, all right, she's a girl that I went on one date with. 32 00:01:13,569 --> 00:01:14,702 And? 33 00:01:14,704 --> 00:01:18,105 Okay. She's smart, she's funny... 34 00:01:18,107 --> 00:01:20,307 and she's beautiful. 35 00:01:21,611 --> 00:01:22,910 Does she have a criminal record? 36 00:01:22,912 --> 00:01:25,379 Actually, she's great. 37 00:01:26,516 --> 00:01:27,782 Okay. 38 00:01:27,784 --> 00:01:29,083 But she's just not... 39 00:01:29,085 --> 00:01:31,285 Your psycho ex-girlfriend, who turned evil, 40 00:01:31,287 --> 00:01:32,920 betrayed you and tried to unleash a plague 41 00:01:32,922 --> 00:01:35,056 on the rest of the world? I get it. 42 00:01:35,058 --> 00:01:36,490 You're not over Nikki. 43 00:01:36,492 --> 00:01:37,858 - It's not like that. - No? 44 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:38,859 It's not? 45 00:01:38,861 --> 00:01:40,628 Then why have we chased her 46 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:43,464 to some slum in Portugal 47 00:01:43,466 --> 00:01:46,167 and staked out her place for, like, the last... 48 00:01:46,169 --> 00:01:48,169 57 hours and counting? 49 00:01:48,171 --> 00:01:49,970 - This is just business. - Mm-hmm. 50 00:01:49,972 --> 00:01:52,540 I'm not still in love with Nikki. 51 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:54,175 Then why are we here, man? 52 00:01:54,177 --> 00:01:55,876 Other agents could've followed up on the tip 53 00:01:55,878 --> 00:01:57,812 this is where Nikki's been hiding out. 54 00:01:57,814 --> 00:02:00,014 Because she's my responsibility. 55 00:02:00,016 --> 00:02:01,515 Anything she does is on me. 56 00:02:01,517 --> 00:02:02,716 Oh, come on, 57 00:02:02,718 --> 00:02:05,519 Mac, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 58 00:02:05,521 --> 00:02:07,581 What Nikki does is on Nikki. 59 00:02:07,606 --> 00:02:08,989 Well, I can't shake this feeling. 60 00:02:08,991 --> 00:02:11,158 At least not till we catch her. 61 00:02:19,035 --> 00:02:20,468 That's her. 62 00:02:22,538 --> 00:02:24,544 - (DOOR BANGS OPEN) - MacGYVER: Turn around, Nikki. 63 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:29,477 Are-are you Angus MacGyver? 64 00:02:29,479 --> 00:02:31,479 - Who are you? - Yesterday, 65 00:02:31,481 --> 00:02:34,782 a young woman gave me $500, American, to come here today 66 00:02:34,784 --> 00:02:36,217 at this time and give this 67 00:02:36,219 --> 00:02:37,918 to an Angus MacGyver. 68 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,554 Was it this woman? 69 00:02:48,397 --> 00:02:50,731 Did she say what this was for? 70 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:56,770 Nikki made us. 71 00:03:02,361 --> 00:03:04,027 (MUSIC) 72 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:22,298 Improved By: Fidel33 Sub Upload Date: October 22, 2016 73 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:27,731 - ♪ California love ♪ - ♪ Now let me welcome everybody ♪ 74 00:03:27,756 --> 00:03:29,103 ♪ To the Wild, Wild West ♪ 75 00:03:29,105 --> 00:03:31,590 ♪ A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness ♪ 76 00:03:31,615 --> 00:03:34,308 ♪ The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest ♪ 77 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:36,677 ♪ Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex ♪ 78 00:03:36,679 --> 00:03:39,580 ♪ We in that sunshine state where the bomb ass hemp be ♪ 79 00:03:39,582 --> 00:03:42,160 ♪ The state where ya never find a dance floor empty ♪ 80 00:03:42,185 --> 00:03:44,997 ♪ And pimps be on a mission for them greens ♪ 81 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:48,656 ♪ Lean, mean money-makin' machines serving fiends... ♪ 82 00:03:48,658 --> 00:03:51,329 What are you so happy about? 83 00:03:51,354 --> 00:03:53,627 Any day I get to help you out with your parole officer 84 00:03:53,629 --> 00:03:56,797 and get another digit of your number is a good day. 85 00:03:56,799 --> 00:04:00,034 Four down, six to go. 86 00:04:00,036 --> 00:04:03,571 But maybe we could stop delaying the inevitable? 87 00:04:03,573 --> 00:04:05,773 The inevitable? 88 00:04:05,775 --> 00:04:08,409 You. Me. A hot tub and an early Prince mix. 89 00:04:08,411 --> 00:04:09,944 Since when did you get a hot tub? 90 00:04:09,946 --> 00:04:11,946 My boy Mac did some reverse suction thingie 91 00:04:11,948 --> 00:04:13,914 to our vacuum and connected it to our kiddie pool. 92 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:15,349 It's pretty dope. 93 00:04:15,351 --> 00:04:17,451 If I want to be electrocuted I'll do it the old-fashioned way 94 00:04:17,453 --> 00:04:18,686 and climb a utility pole. 95 00:04:18,688 --> 00:04:21,422 Look, I know you want your parole officer to think 96 00:04:21,424 --> 00:04:23,791 that we're in a relationship, but you're not very convincing. 97 00:04:23,793 --> 00:04:24,825 And how's that? 98 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:26,393 Because a real girlfriend would be looking 99 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:28,028 deep into my baby browns. 100 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:29,330 My P.O.'s not here. 101 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:31,599 This is like a dress rehearsal, bae, okay? 102 00:04:31,601 --> 00:04:33,067 Consider it practice. 103 00:04:33,069 --> 00:04:35,169 My game's like a Venus flytrap. 104 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:37,171 You get close, you get bit. 105 00:04:37,173 --> 00:04:38,939 And once you're bit... 106 00:04:38,941 --> 00:04:41,342 you're mine. 107 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:43,277 So you're a carnivorous plant 108 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,146 that's gonna slowly digest me? 109 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:48,649 Uh... uh... 110 00:04:48,651 --> 00:04:50,084 Let me ask you something. 111 00:04:50,086 --> 00:04:52,253 Do any of these lines ever work? 112 00:04:52,255 --> 00:04:54,955 Honestly? 113 00:04:54,957 --> 00:04:56,257 No. 114 00:04:56,259 --> 00:04:58,626 Then why are you pretending to be a player? 115 00:04:58,628 --> 00:04:59,893 I mean, you're cute, 116 00:04:59,895 --> 00:05:01,595 funny, smart. 117 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:02,696 Just be yourself. 118 00:05:02,698 --> 00:05:03,764 You think I'm cute? 119 00:05:03,766 --> 00:05:05,032 Kinda. 120 00:05:05,034 --> 00:05:06,428 Kinda's good. I can work with kinda. 121 00:05:06,452 --> 00:05:08,769 Slow down, baller, I was just making a point, okay? 122 00:05:08,771 --> 00:05:10,838 Now let's go before you make me late. 123 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,008 She thinks I'm cute. She thinks I'm cute! 124 00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:16,877 MacGYVER: I think it was Mike Tyson who said, 125 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:20,281 "Everybody's got a plan till they get punched in the mouth" 126 00:05:20,283 --> 00:05:23,183 Losing Nikki's trail was more like a slap in the face, 127 00:05:23,185 --> 00:05:25,386 but Iron Mike still has a point: 128 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:27,488 even the best plans can go sideways. 129 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:28,856 This one sure did. 130 00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:30,224 I'm sorry, man. 131 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,459 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 132 00:05:32,461 --> 00:05:34,528 Hey, if that's Cindy, tell her your better-looking, 133 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:36,196 more-distinguished friend is very single. 134 00:05:36,198 --> 00:05:38,666 It's Thornton, but I can tell her that if you want. 135 00:05:38,668 --> 00:05:40,401 No, no, Thornton already knows I'm single. 136 00:05:40,403 --> 00:05:41,302 No, thanks. 137 00:05:41,304 --> 00:05:43,137 MacGYVER: (ON PHONE) Hey, boss. 138 00:05:43,139 --> 00:05:44,438 THORNTON: It's time to pack up, boys. 139 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,307 I need you in Berlin. Now. 140 00:05:46,309 --> 00:05:47,441 What's in Berlin? 141 00:05:47,443 --> 00:05:51,820 For over a year, Interpol and the CIA have been 142 00:05:51,845 --> 00:05:53,314 trying to prove that Eric Wexler... 143 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:54,634 Head of the German branch of 144 00:05:54,659 --> 00:05:58,585 the U.S. defense contractor Wexler Aerospace Industries... 145 00:05:58,587 --> 00:06:01,588 Has been selling weapons to America's enemies. 146 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:04,425 But neither agency has been able to find any proof. 147 00:06:04,427 --> 00:06:07,161 All that changed 24 hours ago 148 00:06:07,163 --> 00:06:10,831 when Wexler's executive assistant, Katarina Wagner, 149 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:14,068 reached out to Interpol with proof of his illegal actions. 150 00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:16,570 Katarina spoke to Interpol agent 151 00:06:16,572 --> 00:06:18,238 Simon Abbott. 152 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,508 Agent Abbott emailed Katarina with a ticket 153 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:24,578 for a night train going from Berlin to Frankfurt. 154 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:26,055 He said he would meet her at the station 155 00:06:26,079 --> 00:06:27,281 and bring her in. 156 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:30,084 The problem is, Agent Abbott was 157 00:06:30,086 --> 00:06:32,319 found murdered four hours ago. 158 00:06:33,189 --> 00:06:35,322 And that email is only two hours old. 159 00:06:35,324 --> 00:06:38,292 So whoever sent Katarina that ticket killed the real Abbott 160 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:40,194 and is waiting for her in Frankfurt. 161 00:06:40,196 --> 00:06:41,795 She's walking right into a trap. 162 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:43,864 THORNTON: And that's why we have to act fast. 163 00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:45,399 I'm heading to Frankfurt to track down 164 00:06:45,401 --> 00:06:46,867 whoever is planning to meet Katarina 165 00:06:46,869 --> 00:06:48,202 at the end of the line. 166 00:06:48,204 --> 00:06:50,971 You boys are gonna rendezvous with Riley in Berlin, 167 00:06:50,973 --> 00:06:52,940 get on that train... 168 00:06:52,942 --> 00:06:55,709 find Katarina, and keep her safe. 169 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:03,584 (PASSIN TRAIN'S HORN BLARES) 170 00:07:08,858 --> 00:07:10,224 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 171 00:07:10,226 --> 00:07:11,525 JACK: Katarina? 172 00:07:13,829 --> 00:07:15,262 Katarina? 173 00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:17,197 Katarina? 174 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:19,166 Oh, great, she's not in here. 175 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:20,634 Are we sure this is her car? 176 00:07:20,636 --> 00:07:22,236 Yeah. I hacked her e-mail 177 00:07:22,261 --> 00:07:24,031 and got the ticket the fake agent sent her. 178 00:07:24,056 --> 00:07:26,717 Well, she's gotta be somewhere on the train, right? 179 00:07:26,742 --> 00:07:28,308 Hold up. Hold up. 180 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:29,943 Free Wi-Fi is a hacker's best friend. 181 00:07:29,945 --> 00:07:33,280 Minimal security, unencrypted traffic, and... 182 00:07:33,282 --> 00:07:35,282 easy access to every cell phone, computer, 183 00:07:35,284 --> 00:07:37,151 and tablet on the network. 184 00:07:37,153 --> 00:07:39,153 And they all have cameras. 185 00:07:39,155 --> 00:07:41,054 Whoa. 186 00:07:48,431 --> 00:07:51,832 This is great, but I'm still not seeing her. 187 00:07:53,669 --> 00:07:55,602 Maybe it's 'cause she's trying to disappear. 188 00:07:55,604 --> 00:07:57,571 She cut and dyed her hair. 189 00:07:57,573 --> 00:07:59,173 JACK: Well, that would make sense, 190 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:01,041 given who Wexler is, and the people he works with. 191 00:08:01,043 --> 00:08:02,509 She's probably scared half to death, 192 00:08:02,511 --> 00:08:04,111 running for her life right now. 193 00:08:04,113 --> 00:08:06,067 Looks about six inches. 194 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:09,216 Blonde... 195 00:08:09,218 --> 00:08:12,019 This is who we're looking for now. 196 00:08:19,795 --> 00:08:22,196 Hey, Katarina... Don't. 197 00:08:22,198 --> 00:08:23,931 If you run, I'm gonna have to chase you, 198 00:08:23,933 --> 00:08:25,365 and there's only so much train. 199 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:28,168 So... maybe just hear me out first? 200 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:31,438 My name is Angus MacGyver. 201 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,807 I work with the U.S. government. 202 00:08:33,809 --> 00:08:35,676 I know you're scared. 203 00:08:35,678 --> 00:08:38,712 That's why my friends and I... 204 00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:40,814 are here to get you through it... 205 00:08:40,816 --> 00:08:42,416 To keep you safe. 206 00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:44,518 I need to make a phone call. 207 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,919 To Agent Abbott? 208 00:08:46,922 --> 00:08:48,655 Yeah, I don't think he's gonna pick up. 209 00:08:48,657 --> 00:08:52,493 I'm sorry, Simon Abbott is dead. 210 00:08:52,495 --> 00:08:56,563 Killed by whoever sent you that ticket. 211 00:08:58,374 --> 00:09:01,802 This train is leading you right into a trap. 212 00:09:01,804 --> 00:09:05,472 That's why we're here. To protect you. 213 00:09:05,474 --> 00:09:07,007 You work for Interpol? 214 00:09:07,009 --> 00:09:09,409 The Phoenix Foundation. 215 00:09:09,411 --> 00:09:10,744 Never heard of it. 216 00:09:10,746 --> 00:09:12,479 That's kind of the point. 217 00:09:12,481 --> 00:09:14,248 You have ID? Show me proof. 218 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,317 They're... not exactly the kind of place 219 00:09:17,319 --> 00:09:19,286 that prints up business cards. 220 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:20,821 How convenient. 221 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:24,658 You don't look like a secret agent. 222 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,528 What, exactly, is a secret agent supposed to look like? 223 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,963 Sharp suit. 224 00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:32,299 Shorter hair. 225 00:09:32,301 --> 00:09:35,769 A little more... worldly. 226 00:09:35,771 --> 00:09:40,807 Well, it's a... it's a whole new world. 227 00:09:41,975 --> 00:09:43,854 Look, I know this sounds crazy, 228 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:45,445 but there's a man waiting for you 229 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,714 when you step off this train in Frankfurt. 230 00:09:47,716 --> 00:09:49,983 And when you do, he's going to kill you. 231 00:09:51,787 --> 00:09:54,154 And I really don't want that to happen. 232 00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:59,609 _ 233 00:09:59,634 --> 00:10:01,728 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 234 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,501 (MUSIC) 235 00:10:36,265 --> 00:10:38,532 - (SPEAKING GERMAN) - Papa! 236 00:10:39,568 --> 00:10:41,768 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 237 00:10:50,512 --> 00:10:53,647 (MUSIC) 238 00:11:07,129 --> 00:11:09,129 You and I should take a walk. 239 00:11:09,131 --> 00:11:10,697 Why would I do that? 240 00:11:10,699 --> 00:11:13,367 Because my 12 friends are easily offended. 241 00:11:13,369 --> 00:11:16,770 And when they get angry, they get loud. 242 00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:24,678 (SHOUTING, SCREAMING) 243 00:11:30,986 --> 00:11:32,986 (MUSIC) 244 00:11:36,525 --> 00:11:39,459 - (GUNSHOTS) - (TYRES SCREECHING) 245 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:47,267 (BEEPS) 246 00:11:47,269 --> 00:11:49,736 Mac, we got a problem. 247 00:11:49,738 --> 00:11:51,538 (BEEPS) 248 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:52,572 What is it? 249 00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:54,641 The op's been blown. 250 00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:55,742 What does that mean? 251 00:11:55,744 --> 00:11:57,411 It means trouble. 252 00:11:58,747 --> 00:12:01,114 We need to go to your suite. 253 00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:02,816 For what? 254 00:12:02,818 --> 00:12:03,917 Just being cautious. 255 00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:05,252 RILEY: Hey, Mac. 256 00:12:05,254 --> 00:12:07,621 I thought you said this train was nonstop. 257 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:09,222 I did. Why? 258 00:12:09,224 --> 00:12:11,191 Because eight people just boarded. 259 00:12:11,193 --> 00:12:12,626 From the roof. 260 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:15,796 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 261 00:12:15,798 --> 00:12:17,998 (SHOUTING IN GERMAN) 262 00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:27,140 Seriously? 263 00:12:27,142 --> 00:12:28,942 Looks like they're splitting up to search. 264 00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:31,845 We got to go. 265 00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:34,147 If you want to live, 266 00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:35,515 you need to come with us now. 267 00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:05,461 Now, lock the door and stay here until I come back. 268 00:13:05,463 --> 00:13:07,096 You're leaving me alone? 269 00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:08,430 I'll be back for you. 270 00:13:08,432 --> 00:13:09,798 I promise. 271 00:13:11,302 --> 00:13:14,370 Now, lock the door. 272 00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:19,274 (LOCK CLICKS) 273 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,677 JACK: If you ask me, I think there was 274 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:23,112 a little something-something going on 275 00:13:23,114 --> 00:13:24,513 between you two just now. 276 00:13:24,515 --> 00:13:25,481 No one's asking you. 277 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,282 He can answer for himself. 278 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,364 - Where are they? - Getting closer. 279 00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:32,521 Hey. Hey, guys. 280 00:13:32,523 --> 00:13:36,625 (SNORING) 281 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:40,830 (WHISPERING) Where you going? 282 00:13:46,737 --> 00:13:47,903 (QUIETLY) What are you doing? 283 00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:49,171 MacGYVER: These days, guys are spending 284 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:51,520 a lot more time on their beards. 285 00:13:51,545 --> 00:13:54,086 But, hey, if this guy's grooming habits 286 00:13:54,111 --> 00:13:55,778 can give me 240 volts and an "on" switch, 287 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,446 who am I to judge? 288 00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:59,081 (KNOCKING) 289 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,683 It's me. 290 00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:05,056 Is it safe now? 291 00:14:05,058 --> 00:14:07,124 Uh, well, it's only been three minutes. 292 00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:09,860 But if anyone comes through the door... 293 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,696 You want me to shave them? 294 00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,297 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 295 00:14:13,299 --> 00:14:15,633 No, not-not quite. 296 00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:17,468 (CLICKING) 297 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,236 You turned it into a Taser? 298 00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:21,505 Yeah. Well, I would've made it portable, 299 00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:23,541 but I didn't have a lighter. 300 00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:26,310 Thank you. 301 00:14:26,312 --> 00:14:28,779 Yeah. You're welcome. 302 00:14:35,088 --> 00:14:38,189 So, you want the bad news or even worse news? 303 00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:40,024 Um, neither? 304 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,760 They're splitting up to cover more ground. 305 00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:43,894 MacGYVER: They know she has protection, 306 00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,229 but they don't know what we look like. 307 00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:47,298 Safest place to be is out in the open, 308 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,505 - blending in with the passengers... - Mm-hmm. 309 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,167 ...but still keeping an eye on Katarina. 310 00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:52,470 An eye on Katarina. 311 00:14:52,472 --> 00:14:56,006 Well, they do say that solid relationships are born 312 00:14:56,008 --> 00:14:57,768 out of intense first encounters. 313 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,310 Can we not do this right now? 314 00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:01,045 (RAPID FOOTSTEPS OVERHEAD) 315 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,415 They're heading towards her suite. 316 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,213 - Let's go say hi. - Yeah. 317 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,785 Riley, stay here. 318 00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:09,954 Watch our backs. You're our eyes and ears now. 319 00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:12,256 And what am I supposed to do if those guys find Katarina 320 00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:13,290 before you find them? 321 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:15,126 You don't know martial arts, do you? 322 00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:16,660 No, of course you don't. We'll work on that. 323 00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:20,097 Uh, for now, if there's any trouble, just call us. 324 00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:26,639 (SLURRING) Hey. That chick in the dining car... digs you, man. 325 00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:28,274 MacGYVER: (LAUGHING) You are wasted. 326 00:15:28,276 --> 00:15:30,243 She was hot. You should get her number. 327 00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:34,447 Hey, fellas. Hot chicks in the dining car. 328 00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:35,882 I'm gonna... I'm gonna puke. 329 00:15:35,884 --> 00:15:37,650 Oh, God! 330 00:15:37,652 --> 00:15:39,285 (GRUNTS) Oh... 331 00:15:39,287 --> 00:15:40,853 Aah! 332 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,158 Aah! (GRUNTS) 333 00:15:58,506 --> 00:15:59,772 Ugh! 334 00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:19,158 Crap. 335 00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:21,727 Guys? 336 00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:24,197 Our new friend is about to have company. 337 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,734 (WHISPERS) Guys! 338 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,873 "If you're having trouble, just call us!" 339 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,575 (SCOFFS) 340 00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:45,585 (GERMAN ACCENT) Hello. 341 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,287 Hello. Open the door! 342 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:50,456 - Guys... - (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 343 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,658 - If you can hear me... - (MAN SPEAKING GERMAN) 344 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,994 It's about to get real. 345 00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:57,196 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 346 00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:00,399 RILEY: Wow, you must really have to go. 347 00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,941 (TASER CRACKLES, MAN GRUNTS) 348 00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,456 Heads up! 349 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,057 (GRUNTS) 350 00:17:25,059 --> 00:17:26,892 Ugh! 351 00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:28,361 Ugh... 352 00:17:28,363 --> 00:17:29,962 Sorry. He was in my seat. 353 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,597 You were supposed to call us. 354 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:33,099 I did. You didn't answer. 355 00:17:33,101 --> 00:17:35,434 So we... improvised. 356 00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:36,469 Good job, girls. 357 00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:37,737 Where's MacGyver? 358 00:17:37,739 --> 00:17:39,038 Ugh! 359 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,076 (GUNS CLICKS) 360 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,479 (SCREAMS) 361 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,407 _ 362 00:18:01,526 --> 00:18:03,293 How's Katarina? 363 00:18:04,329 --> 00:18:05,662 Wishing she took a plane. 364 00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,118 You've got two hours to Frankfurt. 365 00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:08,276 Can you lay low that long? 366 00:18:08,301 --> 00:18:09,822 Riley's tracking the rest of our party crashers 367 00:18:09,846 --> 00:18:11,067 via their cell phones, so... 368 00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:13,002 If we can do that... 369 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,737 Yeah. We can probably stay one step ahead. 370 00:18:14,739 --> 00:18:17,173 Good. You stay alive, Mac. I got to go. 371 00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:18,841 I've got my own party to crash. 372 00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:20,610 Entshuldigen Sie? 373 00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:23,413 I'd like to thank our Japanese friends as well. 374 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,817 Excuse me. This is a private meeting. 375 00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:29,052 (GASPING) 376 00:18:31,356 --> 00:18:32,655 Now it is. 377 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:34,190 Everyone. Out. 378 00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:35,658 (MURMURING) 379 00:18:37,529 --> 00:18:40,554 You sent eight highly trained men 380 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,865 to kill one civilian on a train. 381 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:45,268 I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. 382 00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:48,204 Katarina Wagner must really have something on you. 383 00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:50,206 My assistant, Katarina? 384 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,141 Are you're telling me that she's in danger? 385 00:18:52,143 --> 00:18:54,177 It's gonna be a lot harder to play innocent 386 00:18:54,179 --> 00:18:56,479 once I find your killer from the train station. 387 00:18:56,481 --> 00:18:58,715 Who did you say you work for, again? 388 00:18:58,717 --> 00:19:01,598 I assume you're here with the full support 389 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:04,554 of Interpol and the German government, yes? 390 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:06,889 No? 391 00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:08,224 I'm not sure what you're going to say 392 00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:10,360 when the boys from the BND arrive. 393 00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:14,464 Takes them about 90 seconds to answer to my silent alarm. 394 00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:16,266 You have about 30 left. 395 00:19:17,702 --> 00:19:18,901 I'll be back. 396 00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:20,737 And next time, it'll be with proof 397 00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:22,071 and a pair of cuffs. 398 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,873 Good luck with that. 399 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:26,309 Now, if you'll please excuse me... 400 00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:28,244 (MUSIC) 401 00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:41,157 WEXLER: Gerhard. Where are you? 402 00:19:41,159 --> 00:19:44,160 We have a problem... 403 00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:51,834 So... 404 00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:53,102 they turned off their cell phones. 405 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,570 How can we track them now? 406 00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,372 I have training, which is what you need. 407 00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:57,774 So listen up 'cause I'm about 408 00:19:57,776 --> 00:19:59,942 to drop some of Jack's infinite wisdom on you. 409 00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:01,311 - Jack and wisdom? - Mm-hmm. 410 00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:04,514 Two words I never thought I'd hear together. 411 00:20:04,516 --> 00:20:07,283 Until invisibility is perfected, 412 00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:08,918 professional operators will always stand out. 413 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,753 You just have to know what to look for. 414 00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:12,728 Men with this kind of training will change 415 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,424 their clothes, but not their accessories. 416 00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:16,793 So watches and shoes will still be military grade. 417 00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:18,995 And they're alert, overly alert. 418 00:20:18,997 --> 00:20:21,764 Like a man who's had one too many cups of coffee. 419 00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:23,299 You know what I mean? 420 00:20:23,301 --> 00:20:25,902 If you tell anyone, I'll deny it, 421 00:20:25,904 --> 00:20:28,237 but I think I just learned something from you. 422 00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:29,972 Huh. 423 00:20:29,974 --> 00:20:31,974 Good. 424 00:20:31,976 --> 00:20:35,411 Okay, Mac, car's clear. We're moving on. 425 00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,748 (SIGHS) 426 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,583 So, have you done this a lot? 427 00:20:40,585 --> 00:20:42,385 Uh, what? Escape a moving train? 428 00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:44,954 No, this is... this is my first time. 429 00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:46,989 Don't worry. I have a plan. 430 00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:48,458 I'm gonna use the train door 431 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,460 to make a sled to lower onto the tracks. 432 00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:53,241 Well, that sounds insanely dangerous. 433 00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:55,064 Well, mostly because it is. 434 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,834 But it is a lot safer than staying on a train 435 00:20:57,836 --> 00:20:59,969 with a bunch of men who were sent to kill you. 436 00:20:59,971 --> 00:21:02,004 Three days ago my biggest fear 437 00:21:02,006 --> 00:21:04,807 was Wexler's latte getting cold before he got to work. 438 00:21:04,809 --> 00:21:07,577 How did I get here? 439 00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:09,545 By being a good person. 440 00:21:09,547 --> 00:21:13,049 The kind who would do the right thing no matter how dangerous. 441 00:21:13,051 --> 00:21:15,934 When I first started at Wexler Aerospace, 442 00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:20,189 I thought I found the dream job with the perfect boss. 443 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,492 Wexler was 444 00:21:22,494 --> 00:21:24,894 kind and generous. 445 00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:26,796 He made me feel like 446 00:21:26,798 --> 00:21:28,831 I was helping him build something good. 447 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:32,683 Wexler is a bad man who's great at keeping secrets. 448 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,620 There's no way you could have known what he was up to. 449 00:21:35,622 --> 00:21:37,722 I answered his calls, 450 00:21:37,724 --> 00:21:40,692 set his meetings, booked his travel. 451 00:21:40,694 --> 00:21:43,161 I knew every inch of that man's life. 452 00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:45,530 I should have known something wasn't right. 453 00:21:45,532 --> 00:21:48,033 None of this is on you. 454 00:21:48,035 --> 00:21:50,769 You got to let yourself off the hook. 455 00:21:51,605 --> 00:21:53,805 (DOOR OPENS) 456 00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:56,007 Excuse me? 457 00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,077 (CLEARS THROAT) 458 00:21:59,079 --> 00:22:00,835 (SIGHS) 459 00:22:07,854 --> 00:22:10,722 Hold on. Hold on. Sit down here for a second. 460 00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:11,923 RILEY: What is it? 461 00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:15,260 Polo shirts, khakis and tactical boots. 462 00:22:16,096 --> 00:22:17,967 RILEY: What are we gonna do? 463 00:22:17,992 --> 00:22:19,792 Nothing. 464 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:23,735 Try to make a move right now, it could get messy. 465 00:22:30,577 --> 00:22:34,112 I got two bogeys coming your way, pal. 466 00:22:35,547 --> 00:22:37,649 Okay. Thanks for the heads-up. 467 00:22:37,651 --> 00:22:39,818 When I was young, my grandfather and I traveled 468 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,953 from New York to Los Angeles on a train. 469 00:22:41,955 --> 00:22:43,455 Do you have a bobby pin? 470 00:22:43,457 --> 00:22:44,918 Trust me. 471 00:22:45,351 --> 00:22:47,351 "Where you're going doesn't matter", he always used to say. 472 00:22:47,353 --> 00:22:50,187 "It's all about how you get there." 473 00:22:50,189 --> 00:22:52,859 I remember loving the trip, not because of what I saw outside, 474 00:22:52,884 --> 00:22:55,648 but because of what I found inside. 475 00:22:55,673 --> 00:22:58,492 Trains are an ideal place for a game of hide-and-seek. 476 00:22:58,517 --> 00:23:01,324 - But hide-and-seek is way less fun... - (TRAIN THUDDING) 477 00:23:01,326 --> 00:23:03,560 ...when getting caught can get you killed. 478 00:23:03,562 --> 00:23:04,928 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 479 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:05,962 (MEN SPEAKING GERMAN) 480 00:23:05,964 --> 00:23:08,131 (GASPS QUIETLY) 481 00:23:09,968 --> 00:23:11,201 (FOOTSTEPS RETREATING) 482 00:23:14,106 --> 00:23:16,039 Okay. Okay, we're good. 483 00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:47,971 Uh, sorry. I... 484 00:23:47,973 --> 00:23:50,740 You don't have to apologize. 485 00:23:51,476 --> 00:23:52,909 - Mac! - (GROANS) 486 00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:55,278 (GROANING) 487 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,614 (MAN SPEAKING GERMAN) 488 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:00,083 (GROANS) 489 00:24:00,085 --> 00:24:01,684 (MAN COUGHING) 490 00:24:01,686 --> 00:24:03,786 (COUGHING CONTINUES) 491 00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:13,329 (COUGHING, DOOR SQUEAKS SHUT) 492 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:25,608 Hang on! Hang on! We got a bogey. 493 00:24:27,679 --> 00:24:29,345 (GROANING) 494 00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:41,057 (GRUNTING) 495 00:24:41,059 --> 00:24:42,859 (GROANING) 496 00:24:43,662 --> 00:24:44,928 RILEY: Mac, he's got a knife! 497 00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:47,397 (GRUNTING) 498 00:24:51,169 --> 00:24:52,502 (GRUNTING) 499 00:24:52,504 --> 00:24:54,671 (STEEL BLADE CLINKS) 500 00:24:54,673 --> 00:24:57,207 MacGYVER: Fun fact about trains... 501 00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:59,319 They have torpedoes on board. 502 00:24:59,344 --> 00:25:01,726 Now these are not the kind used by the Navy. 503 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:04,640 These torpedoes are small pressure-released explosives 504 00:25:04,665 --> 00:25:07,083 used by engineers to let following trains know 505 00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:09,118 that there's trouble on the tracks. 506 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,921 But with a little imagination, 507 00:25:10,946 --> 00:25:13,195 you can turn one of those warning devices 508 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,357 into a weapon. 509 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,326 (EXPLOSIVE POPS, MAN YELLING) 510 00:25:22,028 --> 00:25:24,234 What the hell happened in here? 511 00:25:24,259 --> 00:25:26,187 - Unexpected visitor. - JACK: Okay. 512 00:25:26,212 --> 00:25:28,199 Well, that's two more down, 513 00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:29,767 which leaves only three now, right? 514 00:25:29,769 --> 00:25:32,103 MAN: Carter? Carter? Wo bist du? 515 00:25:34,273 --> 00:25:37,108 Sorry, but Carter's a little busy 516 00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:38,626 being dead right now. Over. 517 00:25:38,651 --> 00:25:41,545 MAN: And you will be joining him, whoever you are. 518 00:25:41,547 --> 00:25:44,715 I'm the guy who's so gonna kill you, man. 519 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:46,817 (TRAIN RUMBLES AND THUDS LOUDLY) 520 00:25:47,374 --> 00:25:49,307 What now? 521 00:25:49,332 --> 00:25:51,466 We're accelerating... a lot. 522 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,660 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 523 00:25:58,729 --> 00:26:00,929 RILEY: Where are they going? 524 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:05,729 Well, look at the bright side, Katarina... 525 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,731 Now you ain't got to worry about Wexler's men killing you 526 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,332 - anymore. - MacGYVER: Yeah, 'cause 527 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,150 this train's gonna crash, it's gonna kill everyone 528 00:26:11,174 --> 00:26:13,169 on board including us. 529 00:26:24,386 --> 00:26:27,454 Ah. This here don't look so good. 530 00:26:27,456 --> 00:26:30,157 And I'm guessing this is gonna be a problem. 531 00:26:30,159 --> 00:26:32,793 Looks like they sabotaged the pneumatic air brakes 532 00:26:32,795 --> 00:26:35,295 - and removed the train's computer. - Which means what? 533 00:26:35,297 --> 00:26:37,617 Which means they removed all on-board fail-safes 534 00:26:37,642 --> 00:26:38,532 to stop the train. 535 00:26:38,534 --> 00:26:40,567 Well, Riley, can you hack 536 00:26:40,569 --> 00:26:41,745 what's left of the computer and tell it... 537 00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:43,804 What's left is a hole, Jack. You can't hack a hole. 538 00:26:43,806 --> 00:26:45,536 Okay, all right. No need for the attitude. 539 00:26:45,561 --> 00:26:48,041 I get it. Mac, can you fix the hole? 540 00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:49,042 Fix the hole? 541 00:26:49,044 --> 00:26:50,811 - Yeah! - RILEY: Okay. 542 00:26:50,813 --> 00:26:52,379 If we were two hours from Frankfurt 543 00:26:52,381 --> 00:26:53,614 when our speed increased... 544 00:26:53,616 --> 00:26:55,349 Are you seriously about to tell me this boils down 545 00:26:55,351 --> 00:26:57,150 to one of those “two trains leave the statio”" 546 00:26:57,152 --> 00:26:59,486 word problems? I was always terrible at those. 547 00:26:59,488 --> 00:27:01,355 30 minutes! That's how much time we have 548 00:27:01,357 --> 00:27:03,056 until this train plows into the station. 549 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,326 I actually think I might have a solution to this, 550 00:27:06,328 --> 00:27:08,328 but it's... 551 00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:10,130 - it's kind of risky. - What kind of risky? 552 00:27:10,132 --> 00:27:13,400 The "it might derail the whole thing instantly 553 00:27:13,402 --> 00:27:15,012 killing everyone on board" kind. 554 00:27:15,037 --> 00:27:16,268 JACK: Okay, good. We'll call that 555 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:18,370 Plan "A" and not do that. What's Plan “B”? 556 00:27:18,372 --> 00:27:20,372 Plan "B" is to minimize casualties and get everyone 557 00:27:20,374 --> 00:27:22,274 - off this thing, but... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 558 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:26,177 ...but I'm gonna need your help. 559 00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:30,184 KATARINA: Attention, passengers. This is an emergency. 560 00:27:30,209 --> 00:27:31,116 I need everyone 561 00:27:31,118 --> 00:27:32,918 to take their cell phones and proceed calmly 562 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,686 to the back of the train. 563 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:36,454 (KATARINA SPEAKING GERMAN) 564 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,490 Okay, rise and shine, people. 565 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:41,660 - Up! Up! Up! Move! Move! Move! - Um, Jack, she said calmly. 566 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,128 Yeah, there's no time for calm. There's hundreds of people 567 00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:44,329 on board and the clock's ticking. 568 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:45,697 - Let's go! - All right, everyone. 569 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:48,066 Move to the back of the train. Do not forget your phones. 570 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:49,534 - Let's go, come on, come on. - That's it. That's the way to move. 571 00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:50,568 Here we go, here we go. 572 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:51,836 - Come on. - Let's go, let's go. 573 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,837 Wait, wait. 574 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:53,972 Hold up there, Donald Duck. 575 00:27:53,974 --> 00:27:55,707 Put some pants on, man. 576 00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:57,108 Uh, how do you say, uh, 577 00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:58,310 "Put your pants on" in German? Huh? 578 00:27:58,312 --> 00:27:59,711 Sprechen sie pants, dude. 579 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:00,879 Uh, I think that means, uh... 580 00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:02,614 It means put on your pants. 581 00:28:03,385 --> 00:28:04,384 Thank you. 582 00:28:04,386 --> 00:28:05,519 All right, let's go! 583 00:28:05,521 --> 00:28:06,520 Let's go, people! 584 00:28:06,522 --> 00:28:07,621 RILEY: Don't forget your phones. 585 00:28:07,623 --> 00:28:10,357 Let's go, let's go! 586 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,392 Hey, Patty, slight wrinkle. 587 00:28:12,394 --> 00:28:14,394 Wexler's men have sabotaged the train and split, 588 00:28:14,396 --> 00:28:16,763 so now we're on a runaway that's gonna crash into Frankfurt 589 00:28:16,765 --> 00:28:18,265 in less than 20 minutes. 590 00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:19,833 Mac's getting all the passengers off the train, 591 00:28:19,835 --> 00:28:21,802 but you're gonna have to clear that station. 592 00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:24,137 Copy. I'm on it. 593 00:28:24,139 --> 00:28:26,273 Jack, our witness... 594 00:28:26,275 --> 00:28:27,474 Is she okay? 595 00:28:27,476 --> 00:28:28,775 Katarina? 596 00:28:28,777 --> 00:28:30,410 She's in excellent hands. 597 00:28:30,412 --> 00:28:32,212 (SIGHS) Is this gonna work? 598 00:28:32,214 --> 00:28:35,048 Sure as hell hope so. 599 00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:37,150 I can't believe Eric would let this many 600 00:28:37,152 --> 00:28:39,786 people die just to keep me from testifying. 601 00:28:39,788 --> 00:28:41,188 This is all because of me. 602 00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:43,390 JACK: Okay, Mac, we're good to go. 603 00:28:43,392 --> 00:28:46,293 All 132 passengers are in the last three cars. 604 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:47,894 You ready? 605 00:29:00,576 --> 00:29:02,642 Uh-oh, you got that look on your face, 606 00:29:02,644 --> 00:29:04,044 the one you give when you're about 607 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:05,479 - to tell me that... - Something's wrong. 608 00:29:05,481 --> 00:29:06,847 Yeah, like what?! 609 00:29:06,849 --> 00:29:08,381 The decoupling lever runs 610 00:29:08,383 --> 00:29:10,217 on the same pneumatic system as the brakes. 611 00:29:10,219 --> 00:29:11,818 When Wexler's men destroyed them, 612 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,887 they must've also destroyed our ability 613 00:29:13,889 --> 00:29:14,955 to decouple the cars. 614 00:29:14,957 --> 00:29:15,856 So? 615 00:29:15,858 --> 00:29:16,990 So, we're not gonna be doing 616 00:29:16,992 --> 00:29:18,024 this the easy way. 617 00:29:18,026 --> 00:29:19,860 But there is a hard way, right? 618 00:29:23,265 --> 00:29:24,931 MacGYVER: Of course there's a hard way. 619 00:29:24,933 --> 00:29:27,000 There's always a hard way. 620 00:29:27,002 --> 00:29:29,561 And the hard way always sucks... 621 00:29:29,586 --> 00:29:31,889 but sometimes it's your only option. 622 00:29:31,914 --> 00:29:35,715 If I'm going to decouple these cars, I'm gonna have to cut 623 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,373 through the steel connecting them. 624 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,641 And cutting through steel 625 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,243 is all about knowing your chemistry. 626 00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:43,142 If you can get your hands on some magnesium, 627 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:45,220 found in the armrests on many modern trains, 628 00:29:45,245 --> 00:29:47,283 and some iron oxide, or rust, 629 00:29:47,308 --> 00:29:49,723 found just about, well, anywhere, 630 00:29:49,725 --> 00:29:51,455 and then add some fire, 631 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,161 you've got what you need to make a thermal lance: 632 00:29:54,163 --> 00:29:57,264 a cutting tool that can slice through just about anything. 633 00:29:57,266 --> 00:29:58,932 So this is the hard way? 634 00:29:58,934 --> 00:30:00,500 And the dangerous way. 635 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:10,577 (MUSIC) 636 00:30:24,393 --> 00:30:25,725 What happened? 637 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:28,295 I ran out of fuel. 638 00:30:28,297 --> 00:30:31,631 And it didn't have time to cut all the way through. 639 00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:35,569 We're gonna have to move back to Plan "C". 640 00:30:35,571 --> 00:30:36,870 Plan "C"? 641 00:30:36,872 --> 00:30:38,572 Plan "C" went out the window eight operatives 642 00:30:38,574 --> 00:30:39,840 and a helicopter ago. 643 00:30:39,842 --> 00:30:42,075 We're, like, on Plan "F" right now, dude. 644 00:30:47,954 --> 00:30:50,154 MacGYVER: It won't budge. 645 00:31:02,731 --> 00:31:03,897 (GRUNTS) 646 00:31:08,003 --> 00:31:09,603 What are you doing? Get back there. 647 00:31:09,605 --> 00:31:11,504 - No! You need some help. - I can do it. 648 00:31:11,506 --> 00:31:12,772 - Go! Go! - No! 649 00:31:12,774 --> 00:31:14,374 No. Move over. 650 00:31:14,376 --> 00:31:16,643 I'm not going anywhere. Let's go! 651 00:31:16,645 --> 00:31:18,945 All right, the second it snaps, 652 00:31:18,947 --> 00:31:20,647 you jump to the other car. 653 00:31:20,649 --> 00:31:22,950 - JACK: Brains before beauty. - MacGYVER: I'm serious, man. 654 00:31:22,974 --> 00:31:25,318 We'll have about two seconds to make it before we hit the tracks 655 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,920 - at 100 miles an hour. - (WHOOPS) 656 00:31:26,922 --> 00:31:29,222 That sounds awesome! Let's do this! 657 00:31:29,224 --> 00:31:32,125 (CREAKING) 658 00:31:33,462 --> 00:31:35,262 (CREAKING INTENSIFIES) 659 00:31:36,298 --> 00:31:38,798 (COUPLING SNAPS) 660 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,468 (WHEELS SCREECHING) 661 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:43,036 Oh, boy. 662 00:31:43,038 --> 00:31:44,271 Now what? 663 00:31:44,273 --> 00:31:46,940 Now we, uh... We go back to Plan "A". 664 00:31:46,942 --> 00:31:48,875 Wait a minute. I thought you said that Plan "A" 665 00:31:48,877 --> 00:31:51,211 could kill everybody on board the train. 666 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:52,412 Yeah, I did. 667 00:31:52,414 --> 00:31:54,614 Except there's only two people on board now. 668 00:31:54,616 --> 00:31:56,683 Oh! 669 00:31:56,685 --> 00:31:58,218 Great! 670 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,487 (MUSIC) 671 00:32:14,946 --> 00:32:15,978 You know what's weird? 672 00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:18,681 I've never been to Frankfurt. 673 00:32:18,683 --> 00:32:20,583 Guessing this isn't the way you wanted to visit. 674 00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:22,785 No. I always thought I'd die somewhere tropical. 675 00:32:22,787 --> 00:32:24,554 Jack, help me get this other side. 676 00:32:24,556 --> 00:32:25,922 (PANEL CREAKS) 677 00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:28,191 JACK: Aah. 678 00:32:28,193 --> 00:32:30,493 I'm guessing Plan "A" 679 00:32:30,495 --> 00:32:32,762 involves you climbing down there. 680 00:32:32,764 --> 00:32:33,863 Or you could do it. 681 00:32:33,865 --> 00:32:35,698 I can walk you through what I was thinking. 682 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,867 (CHUCKLES) I'll get the next one. 683 00:32:37,869 --> 00:32:39,101 Deal. 684 00:32:39,103 --> 00:32:40,403 Oh, and uh... 685 00:32:40,405 --> 00:32:43,539 brace yourself, 'cause Plan "A" gets a little... 686 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,208 bumpy. 687 00:32:47,712 --> 00:32:50,090 Good luck! 688 00:32:50,115 --> 00:32:52,115 Most trains are diesel-electric, 689 00:32:52,117 --> 00:32:54,317 meaning a diesel engine generates electricity 690 00:32:54,319 --> 00:32:55,718 to drive the wheels. 691 00:32:55,743 --> 00:32:58,315 If I had miles of track, I could just unplug the cables 692 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,260 and let the train slow down on its own. 693 00:33:00,285 --> 00:33:01,856 But I don't have miles of track, 694 00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:05,931 so I'm gonna do something a lot less safe. 695 00:33:05,933 --> 00:33:07,378 JACK: Hey, Mac! 696 00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:09,003 Whatever you're doing down there, 697 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:11,303 you better do it real fast! 698 00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:13,505 (MUSIC) 699 00:33:13,507 --> 00:33:14,974 MacGYVER: Swapping the wires 700 00:33:14,999 --> 00:33:17,000 makes the motors spin backwards. 701 00:33:17,002 --> 00:33:19,436 A bit like slamming your car into reverse 702 00:33:19,438 --> 00:33:21,037 when doing 80 on the freeway. 703 00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:22,863 Except we're doing about 225, 704 00:33:22,888 --> 00:33:24,141 and the train weighs about 705 00:33:24,143 --> 00:33:25,375 50 times more than a car, 706 00:33:25,377 --> 00:33:27,511 and I'm strapped to the bottom of it. 707 00:33:27,513 --> 00:33:29,646 So this should be fun. 708 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,519 (SPARKS) 709 00:33:32,521 --> 00:33:34,320 (WHEELS SCREECHING) 710 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:42,762 Mac! 711 00:33:42,764 --> 00:33:44,230 Hey, Mac! 712 00:33:53,608 --> 00:33:55,642 (WHEELS CONTINUE SCREECHING) 713 00:33:58,547 --> 00:34:00,246 Mac, it's working! 714 00:34:00,248 --> 00:34:01,681 We're slowing down! 715 00:34:17,699 --> 00:34:19,465 Mac! 716 00:34:19,467 --> 00:34:21,935 How you doing down there? 717 00:34:21,937 --> 00:34:23,770 Mac! 718 00:34:25,473 --> 00:34:28,041 (GRUNTING) 719 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,947 Welcome to Frankfurt. 720 00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:35,281 (LAUGHTER) 721 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,318 (WHOOPS) 722 00:34:41,056 --> 00:34:44,123 (MUSIC) 723 00:34:55,837 --> 00:34:58,972 You remember what I told you the last time we met. 724 00:35:03,511 --> 00:35:05,778 (SIGHS) 725 00:35:07,616 --> 00:35:09,582 RILEY: Hey, um... 726 00:35:09,584 --> 00:35:11,684 That stuff you taught me on the train? 727 00:35:11,686 --> 00:35:13,620 Mm-hmm. 728 00:35:13,622 --> 00:35:15,888 Got any more tips you'd like to share? 729 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:18,358 Well, well, well. 730 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,593 She's had a little taste of Jack's infinite wisdom 731 00:35:20,595 --> 00:35:21,828 and now she's hooked. 732 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:23,563 Is that it? Hmm? 733 00:35:23,565 --> 00:35:25,519 Well, you'll be happy to know that Thornton and I 734 00:35:25,544 --> 00:35:28,067 have talked about getting you some more field training. 735 00:35:28,069 --> 00:35:29,702 Don't worry. Once we're done with you, 736 00:35:29,704 --> 00:35:31,971 you'll make Jason Bourne look like Matt Damon. 737 00:35:31,973 --> 00:35:34,273 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 738 00:35:34,275 --> 00:35:36,309 - Thanks, Jack. - Mm-hmm. 739 00:35:36,311 --> 00:35:37,877 Now, you better watch it, or I'm gonna start thinking 740 00:35:37,879 --> 00:35:38,945 that you respect me. 741 00:35:38,947 --> 00:35:39,946 Don't go crazy now. 742 00:35:39,948 --> 00:35:41,614 I'm just starting to like you. 743 00:35:41,616 --> 00:35:43,016 (CHUCKLING) Okay... 744 00:35:44,285 --> 00:35:47,520 Do you remember the first thing you said to me? 745 00:35:47,522 --> 00:35:49,389 "Hey, Katarina"? 746 00:35:49,391 --> 00:35:51,257 (LAUGHS) 747 00:35:51,259 --> 00:35:53,960 You said you were going to get me through this. 748 00:35:53,962 --> 00:35:55,995 You kept your promise. 749 00:35:55,997 --> 00:35:58,064 Eh, I kept you alive. 750 00:35:58,066 --> 00:35:59,532 You did the hard part. 751 00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:01,968 Deciding to speak up and tell the truth about Wexler. 752 00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:04,971 I couldn't stay quiet. 753 00:36:04,973 --> 00:36:07,507 I couldn't live with feeling responsible. 754 00:36:09,444 --> 00:36:13,279 (SIGHS) But thanks to you, I know I'm not. 755 00:36:13,281 --> 00:36:15,381 No, you're not. 756 00:36:15,383 --> 00:36:17,717 But you are responsible for putting him in jail. 757 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,720 We did that together. 758 00:36:20,722 --> 00:36:23,356 (LAUGHS, CLEARS THROAT) 759 00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:25,992 (GIGGLES) 760 00:36:38,306 --> 00:36:42,709 If you're ever in Germany again... 761 00:36:42,711 --> 00:36:45,645 Uh, yeah. I... I will. 762 00:36:45,647 --> 00:36:47,510 I-I mean, I'm not... 763 00:36:47,535 --> 00:36:50,850 not very good at making plans, but... if... 764 00:36:50,852 --> 00:36:54,787 Let's definitely plan to make plans, okay? 765 00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:57,423 Maybe something without a train next time. 766 00:36:57,425 --> 00:36:59,625 (CHUCKLES) 767 00:37:03,898 --> 00:37:05,598 Good-bye, Angus. 768 00:37:14,342 --> 00:37:15,508 (SLAPS HIS BACK) 769 00:37:16,123 --> 00:37:17,977 - I'm proud of you, man. - (EXHALES) 770 00:37:17,979 --> 00:37:20,413 - For what? The train? - No. 771 00:37:20,415 --> 00:37:21,914 No. That kind of stuff you can do in your sleep. 772 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:23,549 I'm talking about the girl. 773 00:37:23,551 --> 00:37:25,651 I can see you trying to move on. That's... that's good. 774 00:37:25,653 --> 00:37:27,653 That's, you know... progress. 775 00:37:27,655 --> 00:37:30,757 I guess it just takes the right someone. 776 00:37:32,694 --> 00:37:35,394 But you do know not to get tied down to one filly, right? 777 00:37:35,396 --> 00:37:37,230 I mean, you got to... 778 00:37:37,232 --> 00:37:38,931 - build the stable. - Ugh. 779 00:37:38,933 --> 00:37:43,002 Why does your mouth always have to ruin a good thing? 780 00:37:43,004 --> 00:37:44,937 I don't know. 781 00:37:45,673 --> 00:37:47,273 I don't know. 782 00:37:47,275 --> 00:37:50,810 (LAUGHS) Let's go home. 783 00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:52,445 Let's go get something to eat. 784 00:37:52,447 --> 00:37:54,213 I'm starving. 785 00:37:54,215 --> 00:37:56,482 (MUSIC) 786 00:38:01,089 --> 00:38:02,288 (RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS) 787 00:38:02,290 --> 00:38:04,423 BOZER: Damn, girl. 788 00:38:04,425 --> 00:38:06,592 I feel like I'm being played now. 789 00:38:06,594 --> 00:38:09,529 I still don't know the rules of this game, 790 00:38:09,531 --> 00:38:11,631 but as long as I'm winning. 791 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:12,799 Where's Mac? 792 00:38:12,801 --> 00:38:14,333 He came home from his business trip, 793 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,902 dumped his bag, and took off. 794 00:38:15,904 --> 00:38:17,603 He's weird like that sometimes. 795 00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:19,272 All right. One last shot. 796 00:38:19,274 --> 00:38:20,406 Winner take all. 797 00:38:20,408 --> 00:38:21,841 I win, it's another digit. 798 00:38:21,843 --> 00:38:24,477 You win, dinner's on Chef Bozer. 799 00:38:24,479 --> 00:38:26,445 So, either you get a number, 800 00:38:26,447 --> 00:38:28,848 or you get dinner with me? 801 00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:30,850 Sounds like you win either way. 802 00:38:30,852 --> 00:38:32,952 What do you say? 803 00:38:33,822 --> 00:38:36,122 Prepare to lose. 804 00:38:36,124 --> 00:38:38,691 (RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS) 805 00:38:42,311 --> 00:38:45,612 MacGYVER: They say the best laid plans often go awry. 806 00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:48,501 Did she say what this was for? 807 00:38:48,503 --> 00:38:51,037 It's messy and imperfect 808 00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:53,506 and things don't always go according to plan. 809 00:38:53,508 --> 00:38:55,942 I wasn't looking to move on when I boarded that train, 810 00:38:55,944 --> 00:38:57,524 but sometimes you meet someone 811 00:38:57,549 --> 00:39:00,179 who makes you look at things differently. 812 00:39:00,181 --> 00:39:03,015 Because if Wexler wasn't Katarina's fault, 813 00:39:03,017 --> 00:39:05,685 then maybe Nikki wasn't mine. 814 00:39:06,988 --> 00:39:09,188 But one thing that hasn't changed... 815 00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:13,593 I'm still planning on catching her. 816 00:39:15,512 --> 00:39:19,539 Improved By: Fidel33 Sub Upload Date: October 22, 201662954

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