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It seems today that all you see
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Is violence in movies and sex on TV
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But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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On which we used to rely?
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Lucky there's a family guy
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Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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All the things that make us
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Laugh and cry
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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
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I tell you, Sundays are
the best, aren't they?
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You said it, chief.
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Hey, Chris, what's the name of the girl
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on the end of the couch?
I'm sure I've met her before.
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I'll introduce myself to her.
That'll get her to say it.
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Hi. I'm Chris.
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Hi, Chris.
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Well, that didn't work.
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This Sunday
at the Quahog Convention Center,
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it's Streaming-Con.
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All your favorite YouTubers,
Instagrammers,
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social media mavens and digital
influencers under one roof.
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Social media? Better swap
my glasses for a monocle
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that will pop out when
I'm confronted with modern talk.
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LOL at thousands of the hottest
Vimeos, memes,
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- epic fails.
- Heavens!
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Meet disgraced YouTube star
Logan Paul and his cool bus,
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the Golden Throated Homeless Guy
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and his cool bus he poops in,
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Newly Sober Cat...
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formerly Grumpy Cat...
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- and teen influencers Tyler Oakley...
- Who?
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- Lele Pons...
- What?
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- GloZell...
- Where?
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- Joey Graceffa!
- When?
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- Sunday. I already said that.
- Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
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With special guest star,
everyone's favorite
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Internet how-to whiz,
Corey from Corey's World.
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What's going on, guys?
I'm Corey from Corey's World.
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And I'm gonna be live and in-person
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at the Quahog Streaming-Con,
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where you'll see I'm only five-foot-two.
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And remember, that Nazi stuff
I said was in the heat
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of a very competitive Halo game.
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And congratulations to Goldblatt69,
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whose people definitely
do not control the media
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and all banking.
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Dad, can we go to Streaming-Con?
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Well, I wasn't watching
all that closely.
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Is it like a rodeo?
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Um, sure.
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We're going to Streaming-Con! Giddyup!
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Looks like someone's
going to Streaming-Con.
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Rope a doggy for me.
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Oh, awesome. Look over there.
You can take a selfie
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in a hospital bed
to get social media attention.
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"Don't really want to get
into it, but I'm fine."
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Oh, boy. Well, this is
the last thing I wanted.
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I'm gonna do a Instagram story
here where I insult a loner
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and it becomes a whole thing.
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What's up, everybody?
I'm here at Streaming-Con 2019.
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Weird ponytail.
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They got a whole booth of cat GIFs here.
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Jiff?
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How-how do you say... Uh-oh.
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Hey, man, I didn't say anything
to that guy.
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This is ridiculous.
You're hurting my wrist!
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So check this out, guys.
I got kicked out of Streaming-Con 2019.
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Now, I don't know if anyone
watching this is a lawyer,
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especially a constitutional lawyer,
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but...
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Hey.
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Hey, guys, so I'm in my own trunk.
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Uh, I think I'm gonna get murdered.
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Uh, but before I do, I forgot,
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I'm supposed to mention Triscuits.
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Really, all the Nabisco products,
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they're-they're solid.
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You know, like, on the back of Triscuits
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when they give you
the recipes for those snacks?
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Like, the-the mini pizzas?
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I swear to God,
make those little pizzas.
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Hashtag it: #PetesTriscuitLifeHacks.
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Go ahead and check it out.
Recipe in bio.
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Whoa!
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I got away.
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Hey, guys, I'm in an Uber,
heading back to Streaming-Con.
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Uh, man bun alert.
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Now seating for
Corey: The Live Experience.
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All religions welcome.
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That's us! Come on, everyone!
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Hey, where's Brian?
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Hey, you know how Snapchat
puts a fake dog tongue on you?
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How'd you like a real one?
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- That was bad.
- Eh, times have changed.
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Three years ago, I would've been a hero.
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Three years ago, they would've been 12.
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I need a nap.
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Brian, turn on the heat and NPR.
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We now return to NPR's Fresh Air.
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My guest today is a white music writer
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who has written a book
about the history of hip-hop.
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Stewie's loss.
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I'm sure this'll be
an enriching discussion.
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Hip-hop has its roots in
the call-and-response tradition
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of the Southern black Baptist church.
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Well, a nap was
just what the doctor ordered.
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- I feel like a new...
- And, of course, you can't
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write a history of rap
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without mentioning Gil Scott-Heron...
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What's going on, guys?
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I'm Corey from Corey's World.
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And today, I'm gonna show you
how anyone can become
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an Internet celebrity, like me,
Corey from Corey's World.
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I bet you can't make my daughter
Meg an Internet celebrity.
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Dad, stop.
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No, stand up, young lady.
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Rectangle body, fridge bod,
untapped market.
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Go with that.
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Everybody, hashtag #FridgeBodMeg.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, my God, Dad!
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I'm trending on Twitter.
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That's awesome, Meg.
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I say we celebrate
by eating Triscuit pizzas.
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- Is it good?
- The recipe's right on the box.
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- Yeah, but is it good?
- You can make them
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with ingredients you probably
already have in the house.
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- Dad, what does it taste like?
- That's right.
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Ugh! It's like I dropped
a tomato in some hay.
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Yeah, it's like if a horse made a pizza.
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Triscuits: make sure
you have a drink nearby.
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All right, Meg, now that
you're an Internet personality,
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we got to build your brand.
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Is there anything you can do?
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Uh, yeah, actually, I can...
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I-Is...
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Is there anything you can do
in front of your dad?
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- I can shuffle a deck of cards.
- Oh, good.
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With my...
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All right, we're taking your
bedroom door off the hinges.
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Is the lady who owns the Prius here?
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- Uh, actually, that's me.
- Oh, well, your wife's car is totaled.
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- It's my car.
- Sorry.
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We were, however,
able to save your purse.
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It's a gender-fluid Euro carrier.
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Either way, we'll have it towed
back to San Francisco.
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Hey, there are plenty of closer
gay cities, you big ape.
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How did this turn into my fight?
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You're gonna need a loaner.
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We have a pink Volkswagen Beetle
you might feel comfortable in.
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Ooh, Brian, we could be two in the pink!
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Take that one! Take that one!
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Yeah, I'm thinking
of something sportier.
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- The red Miata it is.
- Give me your manliest car!
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Bill, I need a Hummer.
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Again? You're insatiable.
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Wise guy.
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Wow, that thing's big.
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Brian, it's night now.
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What's up? This is Refrigerator Meg.
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Thought I'd give you a tour
of my refrigerator lifestyle.
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Let's see what we've got in here.
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Ooh, check, check, check it out!
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Boom! Mini cream!
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Oh, and what's this? Strawberry yogurt?
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Is-is your girl Meg
some kind of health nut?
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No, turn it around: 35 grams of sugar!
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Yeah, through the roof!
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Check it, check it, what's this?
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A bacon drawer? Stacked.
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Rashers on rashers.
Best part about these bad boys?
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Don't even have to cook them.
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Cook them right in your stomach!
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Wash it down with a little cream!
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Oh, boy, that's-that's going
right through me.
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Sponsored by Oscar Mayer
and Land O'Lakes.
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If it's not Land O'Lakes,
it's not cream!
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Hey, Meg? You can't use the Charmin.
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You're now sponsored by
Safeway Rough 'n' Thin.
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Don't forget to wash the tip
of your middle finger
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when you're done.
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Mom, we've got a problem.
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See, I-I promoted Magic Shell
ice cream topping on my channel,
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- so-so they sent me a ton of it.
- Yeah, so?
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Dad Han Solo'd himself.
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Oh, my God, he's gonna suffocate.
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I created a vanilla ice cream
Peter covered in Magic Shell.
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- Why?
- Because I must.
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Don't listen to him. He's an imposter.
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- I'm the real Peter.
- No, you're not.
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I made you. I'm the real Peter.
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Oh-oh, my God, I-I don't know
which one to believe.
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What do you mean?
I'm a guy, and he's ice cream.
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Thank God, Lois.
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Does anyone mind
if I turn the thermostat down
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to 32 degrees?
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There ain't a reason on Earth
to waste it
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It ain't a crime to be good to yourself
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Lick it up
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Lick it up...
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- Yeah?
- It's me.
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Can you change the station?
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Whoa, lick it up...
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Don't need to wait...
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Oh...
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Oh, yeah...
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Five different stations, all
playing "Lick It Up" by Kiss.
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Hummer.
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Well, it's nice of you
to once again drive me
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to day care, Brian.
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Sure. It's only three klicks away.
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I just hope I don't
get branded a "Hummer guy."
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I can feel the Earth warming.
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No one needs a car this big.
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Yes, but I like how
when you cut to an outside shot,
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Sam Elliott is narrating your drive.
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When you need
to take a talking baby to day care,
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you'll move mountains.
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And if the mountains won't move,
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drive right over 'em.
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Hummer.
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And, yes, Big Lebowski fans,
I've seen the movie.
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I don't need to hear the lines.
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This place is paying Meg?
Uh, to do what?
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Nothing. When you have
a million followers,
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people just pay you to hang out.
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Yo, yo, yo! Everything here
is made with corn syrup!
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Just drink the corn syrup!
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Oh, my God, she collapsed!
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We got to get her to the hospital.
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Don't want to wait
till you know me better...
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Anybody need a ride to the hospital?
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What?
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Does anybody need a ride
to the hospital?
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How is she?
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- What?
- How is Meg?
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I'm worried! Her pulse is very weak!
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Her middle finger smells weird.
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Meg has Type 2 diabetes.
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The one where you're
supposed to shame her,
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not feel sorry for her.
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But I need to draw
a little more blood for the lab.
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As I suspected. Sap.
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- Vermont gold.
- I love sugaring season.
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Me too.
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"The moon, though slight,
was moon enough to show
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"On every tree a bucket with a lid,
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And on black ground,
a bearskin rug of snow."
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Robert Frost,
"Evening In A Sugar Orchard."
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Robert Frost!
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What? Dad?
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It's okay, Meg.
You had a diabetic coma dream.
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Dad's still an idiot.
I'm still an idiot.
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Coming up, local anchor brings
a concealed weapon to work,
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as is his right.
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But first, popular
Internet star Meg Griffin
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has Type 2 diabetes,
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and is also the new face
of diabetes drug Pancresta.
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Refrigerator Meg here.
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If diabetes has you down,
get your insulin levels up
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with Pancresta.
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Pancresta may cause heart disease,
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swelling, allergic reactions.
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Do not take Pancresta
if you are pregnant
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or plan on becoming pregnant.
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If you have a problem with addiction,
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do not take Pancresta,
as smoking Pancresta may mimic
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the otherworldly high of heroin.
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Chopping up and snorting
Pancresta may amplify
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and/or enhance sexual experience.
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Rock concerts on Pancresta may
be excessively transformative.
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Pancresta may cause
intense philosophical
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and scientific breakthroughs.
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Pancresta can be delivered
directly to your home,
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and since we're here, why not,
we'll do a bump.
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Pancresta is not for everyone,
just the sexy people.
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Lame losers should not take Pancresta.
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Pancresta.
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Makes opiates look like
(BLEEP) baby aspirin.
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Meg, like everyone
who doesn't have diabetes,
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I'm not sure how it works,
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but I do know you could go blind,
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you could have organ failure,
you could lose your feet.
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No amount of fame is worth this.
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James Woods High School
will also be saluting
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their own diabetic Internet celebrity
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with a pep rally in her honor
this Thursday.
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Sponsored by Pancresta,
which feels like being inside
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the warm, wet mouth of the Lord.
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You know, I think you like
driving this Hummer.
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You're a Hummer guy.
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I'm not a Hummer guy, Stewie.
I'm a responsible Prius driver
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who's making the best
of a bad situation.
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I didn't ask for this car.
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I also didn't ask for these
slowpokes in front of me.
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- Out of the way, you old bag!
- Brian, that's Paul McCartney
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doing "Carpool Karaoke" songs
we can afford.
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She'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she comes
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Whoo!
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How should we end the scene, Brian?
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Sam Elliott or Kiss "Lick it Up"?
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Why not both?
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"Lick it up. Lick it up.
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Oh, yeah."
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That's about all I care to read of that.
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Refrigerator Meg here
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having one of my favorite snacks:
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french fry sandwiches on white bread.
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Bad sugars and starches are the bomb!
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Meg's feet are gone. Rotted.
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I have a gift for knowing
when something bad happens
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to someone's legs,
kind of like a shining.
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How you doing, doc?
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Oh, you were thirsty, weren't you?
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Good girl. No!
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Good boy. You're a boy car.
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- Yeah, that's weird. Stop that.
- Stop what?
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The way you're touching, feeding,
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- and talking to your car.
- His name is Mark McGrath.
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What's happened to you?
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I-I don't know. All I know
is I love this Hummer.
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God, the power.
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I deserved a sweet ride
for a little while.
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It felt so good.
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People turned their heads
when I pulled into Hooters,
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Lids, GNC. It's not fair!
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- How much creatine...
- I've been doing a lot of creatine!
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All set.
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You can probably get another
130,000 miles out of this thing.
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Well, let's see...
I drive about 4,000 a year,
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so when this car goes, I'll be...
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Dead for 18 years.
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Let me just say goodbye to the Hummer.
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I'll miss you, Mark McGrath.
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I'll miss scaring the hell
out of homeless people
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with your cruise-ship-grade air horn.
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I'll miss catching the eye of women
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smoking outside of government buildings.
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But mostly, I'll miss driving
a military vehicle
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45 miles an hour through a school zone
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to get Crest Whitestrips.
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The back side of this car
is all wrecked.
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Who fixed this thing, your wife?
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- No, she can't fix a car.
- That's my point.
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She passed away last month.
She was addicted to Pancresta,
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so she didn't so much
pass away as elevate
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to a higher level of consciousness.
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Just turned into a smiling beam
of light right before my eyes.
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She told me to be at peace, and I was.
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I'm hearing a lot of good stuff
about this Pancresta.
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00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,544
Sorry, Mr. Griffin.
I don't know what happened.
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Looks like you got the Hummer
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for another couple of days at least.
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00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:22,617
Stewie, why did you do it?
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Oh, you were having so much fun, Bri.
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Besides, the Earth is on fire.
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One dog driving a Prius won't fix that.
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00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:29,861
Where to?
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00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,627
Let's do donuts on Mark Ruffalo's lawn.
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00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:34,963
Yeah!
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00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,003
Hey, come on, you guys. Knock it off.
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00:17:40,636 --> 00:17:42,738
Hey, why don't you turn into the Hulk?
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00:17:42,739 --> 00:17:44,573
Oh, right. You're just
a Hollywood sissy.
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00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:45,673
I'm calling the cops!
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00:17:45,674 --> 00:17:48,376
Oh, you hear that, Brian?
Hulk's calling the cops.
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00:17:54,684 --> 00:17:56,951
Turns out old Mark really was the Hulk.
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00:17:58,188 --> 00:18:02,357
And Brian and Stewie got tossed
clear up to New Hampshire.
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I'm Sam Elliott.
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This concludes your B story.
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Look at 'em all out there, Meg.
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They're all here because of you.
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Hi, Meg.
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It's your friends,
Patty, Ruth and Esther.
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If anyone remembered what we look like,
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00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:23,979
it would be shocking how fat we are.
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00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,348
You've inspired us
to gain all this weight,
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00:18:26,349 --> 00:18:28,383
and we just wanted to say thanks.
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00:18:35,525 --> 00:18:38,496
?
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00:18:39,962 --> 00:18:41,564
Dad, I can't do this.
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All my friends are fat because of me.
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I don't want them
to lose their feet, too.
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00:18:45,736 --> 00:18:47,202
Everybody needs their feet.
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00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:51,440
Feet. Those little
weirdos on the end of your legs.
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00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:54,979
I used mine to mosey on over
to the A story.
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00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,146
I'm going out there to warn everybody
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about the dangers of unhealthy eating.
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00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,485
Meg, I am so high
on Pancresta right now,
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I don't care what you say.
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Three dimensions?
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No, six dimensions.
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Be at peace, Meg.
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00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:14,699
Be at peace.
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00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,568
Phone. Forgot my phone.
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00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:26,475
- We love you, Meg!
- Eat something gross!
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00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:28,009
I was gonna take you to prom
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00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:31,180
as part of a cruel bet,
but I'm fat now, too!
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00:19:31,181 --> 00:19:33,949
Hey, everybody.
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00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,585
I want to talk to you guys
about something important.
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Being healthy.
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00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:40,588
I'm still Refrigerator Meg!
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00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:44,125
But from here on, my fridge
will be full of fruits,
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00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:47,764
vegetables and lean meats! Yo, yo, yo!
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00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,700
Bring back the fridge!
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00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,569
Bring back the fridge!
406
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:57,739
Bring back the fridge!
Bring back the fridge!
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00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,843
Aah!
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00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:02,611
What's going on, guys?
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00:20:02,612 --> 00:20:04,145
I'm Corey from Corey's World.
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00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:05,881
Did you hear that all the Jewish kids
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00:20:05,882 --> 00:20:07,884
stayed home from school that day?
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00:20:11,521 --> 00:20:13,756
Is everyone okay, Principal Shepherd?
413
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,958
Mostly. We only had one fatality.
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00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:18,193
An old janitor was crushed
under the bleachers.
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00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:20,996
Huh. Has anyone claimed his feet?
416
00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:23,801
Yeah, and has anyone claimed his mop?
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00:20:28,171 --> 00:20:32,240
Good news! The feet transplant
was a success.
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00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,108
So...
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00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,880
good news all around.
420
00:20:39,682 --> 00:20:42,183
Well,
I'm glad everything's back to normal.
421
00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:43,652
No, it isn't!
422
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:45,554
Meg got the dead janitor's feet,
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00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:48,123
Brian and Stewie got thrown
into New Hampshire by the Hulk,
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00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,792
and you're a beam of light.
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00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:51,861
I have the shining now.
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00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:53,761
And Chris has the shining now.
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00:20:53,762 --> 00:20:55,663
Lois, just do a line of Panc.
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00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:58,667
Ah! Road House!
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00:20:58,668 --> 00:20:59,802
Road House.
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00:20:59,803 --> 00:21:01,703
Road House...
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00:21:01,704 --> 00:21:03,941
is a movie I was in.
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