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Smiley face!
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I win, suckas!
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- It's hard playing Digi-dohs
with a broken arm, bro.
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- Shouldn't have got it broke
like a punk, then.
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- Maybe you just need more PEJ.
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Good Digi-dohs, y'all.
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- As you know, even though
our school is below the line.
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Thanks to Dr. Negari's
generous funding and guidance,
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we have been molded on
Above the Line schools,
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where all public schools
are mandated to give
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every single student an award
no matter what.
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Lest anyone's self-esteem
fall below the level
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of extremely egotistical.
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And now, to introduce
our valedictorian...
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I'd like to bring up a pillar
of our community,
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Dr. Aloysius Negari!
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- Thank you.
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At Negari Labs, we are committed
to finding the best of the best,
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and getting them into
great institutions
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for their federally mandated
college experience Above the Line.
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This next student has definitely
gone above and beyond.
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Your valedictorian, Rayna Perez.
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It is because of Rayna's
outstanding scholarship,
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and her innovative understanding
of technology
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that she has been admitted
to the very prestigious
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Mouthdart Academy
of the Limited Arts.
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Rayna. Congratulations.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I am so proud and honored
to be your valedictorian,
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but, I didn't do it alone.
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I had great friends and family
who helped me along the way.
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My parents were simple
water farmers,
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but they always made sure
I had a full belly,
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and a roof over my head.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so I know
it'll be difficult,
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but I'll visit all the time.
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And remember, I'm doing this
for all of us.
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After I graduate, I can get a great
salary, and move us all Above the Line.
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- We're proud of you. And just really
excited for you to go to college.
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- Don't worry about us,
just get up there and get going.
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- Okay.
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- Now this is some good weed.
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Steffi, you wanna hit it?
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Hell yeah, dude.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah!
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- Hey, Gete.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
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- Oh, you know. Just smoking
some weed with Steffi.
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- Oh. Hey, Steffi.
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'Sup.
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- Now damn, girl.
- Today was a big day, huh?
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You graduated with honors,
I won an Emoji Dominos game.
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Why you so sad, Rayna?
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- Gete. I'm moving
Above the Line for college.
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I feel like I just have
to make my own way, and...
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be free.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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- I think I have to be open
to whatever situations await me.
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Screw that.
You broke his heart, biatch.
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- Hey. Hey, hey.
- You're a biatch, Steffi!
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- Ladies, ladies!
- Come on, not this again, huh?!
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Steffi, you need to back off!
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Yeah. Whatevs, Gete.
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- I love Rayna, but we need
to respect her decision.
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Now, you ever need anything,
you know where to find me.
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- Actually, I don't.
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You crash all over the place,
and are unpredictable.
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- Rayna. You're here!
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- Colleen, it's so nice to...
- meet you in person.
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- I know.
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Hologram hangouts are nice,
but so impersonal!
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- Totally.
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- High five, roomie!
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We missed!
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With antics like these,
I can tell
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we are going to be
best friends immediately.
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- Sure.
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- My mom insisted I pack, like,
25 years worth of food.
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So embarrassing.
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- Moms. Can't live without them,
but you'd hate to live with 'em, right?
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- Amazing! You are hilarious!
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I already feel like
we're besties!
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Well, this food my mom packed
is full of essential nutrients.
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Feel free to have any of it
at any time.
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I also have tons of vitamins.
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I recommend taking a multivitamin
once a day, with breakfast.
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- I will... maybe do that.
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- Anyways, my favorite band
is Chillinx.
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- Oh yeah. She's great.
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- Equal to Chilinx? I love...
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Hobo Railroad Project.
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- Oh, my God!
- Hobo Railroad Project!
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Totally my favorite!
Those bowler hats?
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- Right?
- How cute.
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- Oh, we have the same
musical tastes!
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- We are such great friends.
- Yeah.
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Uh... Did someone mention
my favorite band?
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- Chester. This is
my roommate, Rayna.
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- Great to meet you. I can tell
you're gonna love college,
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and fit in well up here
Above the Line.
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- What?
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- Speaking of our favorite
band, Hobo Railroad Project,
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I have two tickets
to the show tonight.
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You, uh, care to join me?
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- Yeah. Totally.
- That'd be great.
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- Great.
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Okay. I will see you tonight.
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Pleasure meeting you.
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- Wow. Sparks much?
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- I mean, yeah.
- He's kinda cute.
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We love you Hobo Railroad!
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- Oh, what a treat.
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- That was so much fun.
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Chester, it was amazing seeing
the Hobo Railroad Project live.
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Thank you.
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- No prob.
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How about a glass of wine?
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- Yeah.
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- I actually stashed some
Pomegranate Electrolyte Wine
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that I got from my parents'
vineyard down in Irmingblam.
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The poms are grown in soil
aerated by worms.
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And well, the vines
are whispered to daily.
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There you are.
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Cheers.
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- Mmm. It's really good.
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So, how many sweater vests
do you have?
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- Oh, literally thousands.
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Oh... I'm sorry.
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This isn't how we hook up
Above the Line.
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Um... But I'm excited.
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I'm gonna leave the room,
you're gonna stay here, and you're gonna...
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Just wait, okay? Trust me.
You'll like it.
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- Seriously?
- They don't actually have sex?
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- You okay?
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- Yeah.
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- Hmm. Somebody
had some fun last night.
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- Yeah, me and Chester.
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- Say no more.
- I am so happy for you.
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He is the perfect guy.
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- Totally.
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- Okay.
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Are you ready for
your gosh-dang hazing?
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- Yeah, are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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- You're gosh-dang awesome!
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You're gosh-dang good at stuff!
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I like you!
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- I'm glad you're gonna join
the frat, gosh-dangit!
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I respect the gosh-dang
out of you!
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
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And thank you, sirs.
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Do you guys mind if we pause the
hazing for just... one second?
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- Of course.
- Whatever you need.
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- Thank you.
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Rayna. So embarrassing.
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That was
my fraternity hazing ritual.
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- Oh. It just sounded like
they were being really nice.
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- Well, of course.
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No one should be bullied
in this day and age,
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not even in a fraternity ritual.
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- Oh... kay.
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- Speaking of fraternities, we're
having a big party at the house tonight.
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Um... Love it if you came.
Bring Colleen.
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- Sounds like fun.
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- Great. I should...
- Better get back, so...
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- I love that gosh-dang
sweater-dress!
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- Not everyone can pull off
a sweater-dress,
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but you do, gosh-dangit!
Good gosh-dang job!
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You should thank
my mom, she made it.
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- I'm so excited for this party.
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- Colleen, can I tell you
something?
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- Rayna, you can tell me
anything.
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I'm literally your best friend.
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- Chester is great. It's just,
he never wants to have sex,
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he only wants to sext.
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Sweetie.
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That's how a lot of us
do it Above the Line.
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As technology progresses,
there's less and less reason
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for physical intimacy.
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- Oh...
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Ham.
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I need ham.
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- Go to
the Most Convenient Store.
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One just rolled up.
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Welcome
to the Most Convenient Store.
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How may I assist your shopping
needs this evening?
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- Ham.
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- I do not understand "him".
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- No, ham.
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I need it, give it to me.
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- I don't know "jam bit".
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- Ham!
- Let's try again.
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- Ham, ham, ham!
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Sorry. I just needed ham.
I'm alright.
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I don't know
"Paul Blight". Let's try again.
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Tutu! Tutu! Tutu!
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Great keg stand, bro!
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You know what? You're a really
great gosh-dang guy!
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Dang! Back atcha,
brother!
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- Oh. You've got
a stray piece of ham.
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- God, I'm so sorry.
- I don't know what came over me.
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- It's okay.
- This is good. Protein.
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- Hey, guys. You made it!
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- Hey.
- You are not going to believe it.
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Nerf Duhall, from Hobo Railroad
Project, is here tonight.
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- Really?
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- Writing a song isn't so much
writing, as it is connecting
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to the great source
of the universe.
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I just let it speak through me.
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Woo!
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Schnootzy anyone?
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- That is so awesome.
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- I respect
all these gosh-dang women!
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I respect them all
so gosh-dang much!
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- Oh. This is my favorite song.
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- Oh, mine too.
- This is my favorite.
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Um... You wanna dance?
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- Yeah. Sure.
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Oh. It's Gete.
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- Rayna.
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Texting with Gete
is only going to encourage him.
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You're with Chester, now.
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- Colleen,
I'm not "with" anyone,
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and I can text whoever I want.
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My period button isn't working.
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- Pickle?
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- Yeah.
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- Here. Let me make you a vitamin
protein shake to go with that.
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- Why are you and Chester so
excited about getting me protein?
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- We just want you
to be healthy.
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- I have to get to the bottom
of these texts.
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- Tele-Dial-Corp, Dirg speaking.
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How may I assist your cellular
and digital needs today?
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- Hi. I wanted to trace a text.
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- Tracing a text?
- Let me transfer you.
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Excuse me?
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Um... Are you singing
your own hold music?
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- Busted.
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Research shows that customers
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are more satisfied with service
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if they've gone from one
department to another.
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Sorry.
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- I just...
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want to know where
these texts are coming from.
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- I can help you with that.
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Can I get your first
and last name, please?
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- Rayna Perez.
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- Thank you, Rayna.
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Would you please answer
the following security question?
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You are walking through
the desert,
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and you see a tortoise!
You reach...
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00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,550
- I would help the tortoise.
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- Very good!
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And... beginning the trace.
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Beep!
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Blurp!
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00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:54,800
Boop!
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00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:57,300
- Um... Are you making your own
tracing noises now?
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- Um... Yes.
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The tracing system is silent,
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but research has shown that
customers are more confident
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in the system
if they hear some sounds.
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Beeps, boops, et ceteras.
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- That's fine.
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- Boop.
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The trace is complete.
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These unknown texts
have been coming from...
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Inside you!
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- Take me to the doctor.
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Miss Perez...
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It's a good thing you came
to see a doctor.
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You're pregnant.
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- What? But I haven't
had sex in months.
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- Miss Perez.
- What you're saying is not possible.
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Because you are, indeed,
pregnant.
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- No. What you're saying
is impossible,
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because I haven't had sex
in months! I would know!
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- Impossible?
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What I'm saying is impossible?
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Well! The Saustin School of Medical
Stuff would disagree with you!
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Arthur G. Ooscar,
College of Online Arts and Letters
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would disagree with you!
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00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,800
I guess I'm not the World's
Best Dad then, either!
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- Let's take it down a notch!
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- Dude, what the hell?!
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- My apologies.
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My behavior is unbefitting of a
graduate of the School of MedStu.
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You are pregnant.
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- I'm not ready to be a mother.
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I just got into college.
I want a career.
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- Well, sometimes what we want
isn't what's best for the world.
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- What does that mean?
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- You can go home,
have your baby,
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and then go back to college.
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Chester and I will go with you.
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00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,570
- You and Chester?
- How would that work?
300
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,670
I have to talk to my parents.
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- There's no problem.
- We're here.
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- What are you do...
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00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,480
Did you just... Were you behind
the curtain this whole time?
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00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,920
- Your roommate Colleen
is right.
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00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,680
Move home, have the baby.
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00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,690
She and Chester can come help.
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00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,590
- How can anyone say that?
- How can you say that?
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00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,430
You've never even met Chester.
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00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,160
Actually, they have.
310
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,230
- You were
behind the curtain too?
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00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,340
Dr. Negari...?
312
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,540
Why don't you all just step out
at the same time?
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00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,840
- I don't know.
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00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,440
- Super weird.
315
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,240
- That's your opinion.
316
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,410
- Beep! Boop!
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- Dirg? From the call center?
318
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,420
- Beep!
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00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,690
- Rayna, you should be proud.
320
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,920
We have chosen you as the ideal
mother for a new life form.
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00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:40,200
A form of life that's been
digitally created.
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00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,360
Behold.
323
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,730
An Emoji baby!
324
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,610
Rayna, you are the mother
of the first Emoji baby!
325
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:54,810
- The sexting...
326
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,780
- Soon, our society will no longer
need physical intimacy at all.
327
00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:01,820
Imagine how much
more powerful we will be,
328
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:04,520
when we don't have
to depend on one another.
329
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:09,490
We've been grooming you,
Rayna, to raise this baby,
330
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,960
and we have found you
the perfect partner.
331
00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,730
- We just started dating.
332
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,430
- Chester will help you
raise the baby,
333
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,600
your family will be moved
Above the Line
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00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,806
to be a part
of the child's life,
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00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:22,340
and we've got a fully carpeted
condo all set up for you,
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00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:24,340
beautiful wall-to-wall
carpeting.
337
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,040
This is what you wanted, Rayna.
To get your family Above the Line.
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00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,610
- Not like this.
339
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,980
You all knew about this?
You were all in on it?
340
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,550
- I'm not a real doctor.
- I'm an actor.
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00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:38,650
Bet you couldn't tell.
342
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:44,430
You know, acting isn't really
acting, it's reacting.
343
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,660
It's becoming a...
344
00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:46,660
- Shut up, Lance!
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00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:47,930
- Sorry.
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00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:49,830
- Actors.
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00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,400
- Mom. Dad?
348
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:55,400
- Rayna, darling, listen.
- We're moving Above the Line!
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00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,370
Dr. Negari's gonna relocate us.
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00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,846
- To a fully carpeted condo.
- Enough about the stupid carpeting!
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00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:01,840
Colleen? All those shakes?
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00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,410
- It was to prepare your body
for the sext baby.
353
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:11,990
- The Most Convenient Store.
- Somehow I feel most betrayed by you.
354
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,320
I don't know
"bell taped by you".
355
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,020
- So there's no one
I could trust.
356
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,790
- Nah! You got me, babe!
357
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,500
Yo, what's up, Rayna?
I'm here to save you, girl.
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00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:27,540
Come with me.
And let's raise this baby right.
359
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,840
- No.
360
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,810
- What?
- No, Gete.
361
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,810
You're a 25-year-old
high school senior.
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00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,340
You're nice, but totally
undependable.
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00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:39,010
Okay. So if I'm understanding
all this,
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00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,950
sexting is the way
to implant the baby.
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00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,090
- That's the science
behind it, yes.
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00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,820
- Then you shouldn't have done this to
the valedictorian of a tech high school.
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00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:51,390
Screen grab. Chester. Send.
368
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,590
- Rayna, no!
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00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,030
- Doc?
- Daddy!
370
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,430
- Doc, what's happening?
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00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:58,500
- She's forwarded the baby to you!
- Send it back, Chester, send it back!
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00:21:58,530 --> 00:21:59,700
- Chester, blocked!
373
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:03,140
You want this baby so much?
You have it.
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00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:04,840
- No, what about my career?!
375
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,780
- I don't know, figure it out!
- I'm going back to college.
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00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,650
- Fully carpeted condo!
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