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♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ♪♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ travel down the road
and back again ♪
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♪ your heart is true ♪
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♪ you're a pal
and a confidante ♪
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♪ and if you threw
a party ♪
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♪ invited everyone
you knew ♪
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♪ you would see ♪
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♪ the biggest gift
would be from me ♪
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♪ and the card attached
would say ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪♪
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Captioning made possible by
witt/thomas/harris productions,
cbs television network,
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And 1992 nci caption club/
grantsmanship
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Hey, what's this?
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Vincent vale,
that self-help guru,
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He's holding a seminar
here this week.
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I read his book
ready, willing & able.
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Ready, willing& able.
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Hey, I saw that movie...
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On the naughty network.
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It's about
this cheerleader.
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She gets separated
from the team.
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She works her way
across country by--
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The book
is different,
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Has a lot of
good advice in it.
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It inspires you
to do things.
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In a strange way,
so did the movie.
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Oh, this guy wrote
ready, willing & able?
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The book, blanche.
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Book?
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How'd they do
the u-haul scene?
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The book is different.
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It's a self-help book.
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Oh, I took
a self-improvement
course once,
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But I dropped out.
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Really? Why?
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When you have as much
going for you as I do,
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If you just
keep improving,
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It gets obnoxious.
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Boy, you got out
just in time.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Mr. Decarlo,
there you are.
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Please.
I've been here a week.
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Call me nick.
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Oh, all right, nick,
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And you can
call me anytime.
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Ha ha ha!
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I mean that.
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Well, thank you.
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I haven't seen
nearly enough of you
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During your stay
with us.
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I see you when
I leave the pool.
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I know,
but you always
have your robe on.
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Ha ha ha!
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I mean that.
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Hello, mr. Decarlo.
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You're up early
this morning.
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It's hard not to be
after your wake-up call.
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That's an old
st. Olaf custom.
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Rise and shine. Here's
a peck on the face.
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Give me a smile.
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Hoist me by the waist.
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Fill the tub
with water.
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Spank me like
your daughter--
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Rose, please.
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You're embarrassing
the man.
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It takes more than that
to embarrass me.
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Can I feel your
bottom?
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Sophia!
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He's gorgeous.
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Stop that.
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Woof. Ooh.
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Ladies, I'm afraid
I have a little problem.
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I was expecting
a check to be wired.
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I just found out
it's not coming, and...
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You can't pay
your bill right away?
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Not in
the traditional sense,
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But I have a proposition
for you.
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Count me in.
- You're on.
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Deal.
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I'd like to start
in your kitchen.
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Kinky.
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Cool.
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I'm hip.
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No. I want to start
working in your kitchen
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To pay off my bill.
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We couldn't let a man
of your stature do that.
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We'll find you a job
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Closer to what
you normally do.
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We could do that.
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What is it
you normally do?
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I'm a gigolo.
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What?
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I'm a gigolo.
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Uh...
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, you had us going
there for a minute.
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No. What do
you really do?
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I find
- wealthy older women,
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Become romantically
involved with them.
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They support me
with their money.
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I got
20 shares in nabisco.
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What would that
get me?
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Well, you ought
to be ashamed
ofof yourself,
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Mr. Decarlo.
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You're nothing
like I thought.
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That's right.
It looks like
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We will find you work
in our kitchen--
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Doing dishes.
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And because we
despise you much,
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You'll have to do it
without your shirt.
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Why not? We own him.
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You know,
I've been thinking
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About switching careers.
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What do you have to do
to become a gigolo?
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Well, first you have
to look good in suits.
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I can do that.
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Second, you have
to be courteous
and complimentary.
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Yeah. I can do that.
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But most important,
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You have to have sex
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With women
you aren't attracted to.
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Wow.
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I've been training
for this job
my whole life.
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Oh, blanche, badad news.
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Don prescott won't be able
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To take you to
the yacht club ball
tonight.
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What?
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That's what I get for
lining up a blind date
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For the biggest event
of the year.
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He better have
one hell of an excuse.
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He died.
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And?
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Blanche!
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You don't know what
this dance means to me.
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All my friends
will be there.
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I bought a really
expensive dress
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Just for the occasion.
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Blanche, don died.
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It's a fabulous dress.
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Excuse me. I couldn't
help overhearing.
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I'm available.
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I'll fill in
for the deceased.
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That isn't necessary.
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All don has to do
is lie there.
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No. I meant
escorting blanche
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To the dance tonight
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If she'll let me.
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I hate the whole idea
of what you do,
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But it's
a fabulous dress.
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Blanche!
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Well, I have no choice.
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Shall I drive?
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Yes. Donald's brother
was going to drive,
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But he probably
has an excuse, too.
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I can't believe
I let you talk me
into this.
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I don't need
a self-help seminar.
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I think you do.
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What are you
talking about?
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What's wrong
with me?
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Well, it's just--
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No, man. Just forget
I mentioned it.
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No. I really
want to know.
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Well, I think that
your personality is flawed.
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There's an aspect to
the persona you project
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Which puts people off
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Manifested in the way
you dress and talk.
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It's terrible.
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Hello, positive people!
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The point
of this seminar
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Is that you can have
everything you want
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As long as you're...
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Ready, willing,
and able...
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Sir.
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That's good,
uh, "roland."
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This week is going to be
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An exercise
in personal will power,
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But before we begin,
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Does anyone
have any questions?
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Yeah.
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Ahem.
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What do you think of
the way I'm dressed?
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It doesn't work.
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Now, at the end
of the seminar,
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We will test
our personal strength
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With the fire walk.
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What walk?
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The fire walk.
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You confront fears
by walking across
a bed of hot coals.
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What's
your biggest fear?
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Walking across
a bed of hot coals.
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After you walk
across these coals,
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You'll be
a different man.
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Instead of being chewy,
I'll be crispy.
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I want you to know
I had a good time.
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Well, so did I.
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You know what I
was thinking at
the dance tonight?
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I don't think
I've ever met anyone
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As self-absorbed
as I am.
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I was thinking
the very same
thing about me.
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Huh.
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Nick, I don't think
it would be wise
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For us to take this
any further.
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What's wrong?
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You can't possibly
find me unattractive.
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No, of course not.
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It's just that you
are a golden palace
employee now,
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And I don't want
to be accused
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Of sexual
harassment again.
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Again?
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You lick
one gardener's neck.
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All of a sudden,
it's a federal offense.
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Oh.
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We both know
it's in our best interest
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To ignore
the unquenchable yearning
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That burns like a fire
in our bellies.
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Absolutely.
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Not the hair.
- Not the hair.
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Oh.
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Well, as of today,
I'm all paid up.
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Already?
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Sophia gave me
time and a half
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For doing dishes
in my speedo.
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Well, now that
you're a free man,
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What are your plans?
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Being with you
has made me think
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Of getting out
of this gigolo
business.
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Really?
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Well, what would you do?
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My brother owns
a hardware store
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In carlington, indiana.
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He's been trying
to get me up there
for years.
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Maybe it's time
to do that.
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No, nick, don't go.
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Oh, we're having
so much fun here.
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Stay here with me
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While you look
for a job.
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You can help out here.
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Well, it has been nice.
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Even if I do
have the hands
of a longshoreman.
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Oh, your hands
are much softer
than theirs were.
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Besides,
you won't have
to wash any dishes.
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What will I have to do?
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Well, don't worry.
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We'll find something.
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Hey, rolan
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You still got that book
ready, willing & able?
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All right!
I'm proud of you.
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Actually,
I want two copies.
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Really? Why?
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To strap to my feet
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While I walk across
those stupid coals.
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Come on, man.
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Roland, don't hate me
because I'm flammable.
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Get off of me.
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Blanche,
I just saw nick
by the pool.
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I ought
he was leaving.
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He'll be staying at
the hotel for a while.
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Oh, it's o.K.
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Nick's given up
the gigolo trade.
264
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,191
How will he make money?
265
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:39,829
Well, I'll be taking
care of his needs.
266
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:42,965
Gee, I hope
he can adjust.
267
00:11:43,032 --> 00:11:44,132
Oh...
268
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,300
It's not like that.
269
00:11:45,369 --> 00:11:48,303
Nick has turned over
a new leaf.
270
00:11:48,372 --> 00:11:49,472
He's a changed man.
271
00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:51,273
I'm sure
in a little while,
272
00:11:51,341 --> 00:11:54,276
Everybody's going
to forget all about
his shady past.
273
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,345
Hey, blanche,
where's the hooker?
274
00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:01,784
Look, I don't care
what anybody thinks.
275
00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:04,620
I have found a man
I really like.
276
00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,154
It's been a long time
277
00:12:06,222 --> 00:12:08,156
Since I dated
anybody this handsome.
278
00:12:08,224 --> 00:12:11,660
So what if I have to
take care of him?
279
00:12:11,728 --> 00:12:13,662
I like buying him things,
280
00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,265
And ultimately,
it's none of your business.
281
00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:18,701
No, blanche,
it is my business.
282
00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:21,970
I mean, this guy
takes advantage of women,
283
00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:24,573
Older women who give him
everything they have
284
00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:27,109
For a few cheap moments
of tawdry sex.
285
00:12:27,176 --> 00:12:29,378
I don't want you
on that list.
286
00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:30,579
That's just
sheer jealousy,
287
00:12:30,647 --> 00:12:34,216
And I'm not going to
listen to another word.
288
00:12:34,284 --> 00:12:36,184
Whoa. There's a list?
289
00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:47,129
Chuy, chuy, chuy, chuy,
290
00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:51,467
Chuy, chuy, chuy, chuy,
291
00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:54,637
Chuy, chuy, chuy, chuy--
292
00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:56,138
What?
293
00:12:56,205 --> 00:12:57,706
We're waiting.
294
00:12:57,774 --> 00:12:59,107
Chuy, you can do this.
295
00:12:59,175 --> 00:13:01,644
Your mind is more
powerful than your fear.
296
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:04,146
You just have to keep
saying to yourself,
297
00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:06,148
"cool, cool, cool."
298
00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:07,650
You'll be fine.
299
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:08,818
Go ahead.
300
00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:11,821
Chuy, chuy, chuy, chuy,
301
00:13:11,888 --> 00:13:14,657
Chuy, chuy, chuy, chuy--
302
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,593
Cool, cool, cool...
303
00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,895
Hey, cool!
304
00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:22,765
Hey, no. Hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot!
305
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,132
I did it!
306
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,634
I feel great!
307
00:13:25,702 --> 00:13:27,135
That was great.
308
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:28,938
O.K., buddy,
go get 'em.
309
00:13:29,005 --> 00:13:31,607
There's no reason
for me to do this.
310
00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:33,576
I've already
got my act together.
311
00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:35,711
I'm making
my dreams come true.
312
00:13:35,779 --> 00:13:36,712
Chuy!
313
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,881
You're chicken,
aren't you?
314
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:43,586
And I don't want to
be barbecued chicken.
315
00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:46,589
Hey, roland, you can
do anything, man.
316
00:13:46,656 --> 00:13:48,624
Look at all
you've accomplished.
317
00:13:48,692 --> 00:13:50,459
You may be
a little scared--
318
00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:51,961
O.K., you're not scared.
319
00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:53,462
But you've got the power.
320
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:54,930
You're not a quitter.
321
00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:55,931
Feet hurt?
322
00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:57,466
They're killing me.
323
00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:59,334
But that's
not the point.
324
00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:01,470
To make your dreams
come true,
325
00:14:01,538 --> 00:14:02,972
You've got to do this.
326
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,607
I've got faith in you.
327
00:14:04,674 --> 00:14:06,141
Roland, you can do this.
328
00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:08,711
Just think. Concentrate.
329
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:11,246
Roland, roland,
- roland, roland,
330
00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:13,616
Roland, roland--
- roland, roland--
331
00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:15,651
Ah! Ooh! Ha ha! Ooh!
332
00:14:15,719 --> 00:14:16,619
All right!
333
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:18,053
All right.
Good, man.
334
00:14:18,121 --> 00:14:21,690
Ah! Ooh! Ha ha! Ooh!
335
00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:24,627
It takes a brave man
to do what you did.
336
00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:27,496
Tell nick
I'll be at the pool.
337
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:34,603
A brave man
or an old lady
338
00:14:34,671 --> 00:14:36,639
With no circulation
in her feet.
339
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,610
Teeth
as white as ivory,
340
00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:45,113
Skin
as smooth as marble,
341
00:14:45,181 --> 00:14:48,283
Lips as succulent
as fresh fruit.
342
00:14:48,351 --> 00:14:49,451
That's beautiful.
343
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:51,119
Now let me tell you
344
00:14:51,187 --> 00:14:54,423
Some of the things
I like about me.
345
00:14:57,193 --> 00:15:02,565
Breasts as pert
and bouncy as--
346
00:15:06,202 --> 00:15:08,871
Mary lou retton
on a trampoline.
347
00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:14,409
You really are a very
special lady, blanche.
348
00:15:14,477 --> 00:15:17,780
Ooh. I think you're
pretty special, too.
349
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,414
I just wish...
350
00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:20,950
Oh, never mind.
351
00:15:21,017 --> 00:15:22,184
What? What is it?
352
00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:23,251
Well, blanche,
353
00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:26,822
Now that I've turned
over a new leaf,
354
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,592
It bothers me
that you pay
for everything.
355
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,693
Oh...
356
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,562
Why am I
letting you do it?
357
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,598
I hate myself
for that.
358
00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:38,233
Oh, you pay for
my room, my food,
359
00:15:38,301 --> 00:15:39,468
My suits, my shoes.
360
00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:41,804
I didn't tell you
to buy new shoes.
361
00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:45,540
Well, I picked them up
when I got the suit.
362
00:15:45,609 --> 00:15:49,544
I feel it's time
for me to make a change,
363
00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:53,649
So...I want to propose
something to you.
364
00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:56,619
Oh, nick, what are
you suggesting,
365
00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:58,253
That we get married?
366
00:15:58,321 --> 00:16:01,624
I wasn't going
to ask you to marry me.
367
00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:04,627
I was going to propose
I return to indiana.
368
00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:05,628
You what?
369
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:06,996
I love you, blanche.
370
00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:08,163
You're everything
to me.
371
00:16:08,231 --> 00:16:11,700
I want to prove
my love to you by--
372
00:16:13,169 --> 00:16:14,803
Raisin?
373
00:16:14,871 --> 00:16:16,005
No, thank you.
374
00:16:16,072 --> 00:16:17,740
You sure?
- I'm fine.
375
00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:20,542
'causet's amazing
how something so wrinkly
376
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:22,144
Can be so...Tasty.
377
00:16:28,818 --> 00:16:30,619
I said
no, thank you.
378
00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:33,155
How about an old prune?
379
00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:35,658
Sophia.
380
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,059
That was
a double entendre.
381
00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:39,094
I know what it was.
382
00:16:39,162 --> 00:16:40,595
Now you just get out.
383
00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:43,999
Get out.
Get out. Get out.
384
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:47,036
Anyway, blanche,
I want to take
care of you,
385
00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:49,571
So I'm going
to swallow my pride,
386
00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:51,573
Work in my
brother's store,
387
00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:55,110
Save up some money,
and come back for you.
388
00:16:55,178 --> 00:16:58,647
Oh, nick. You don't know
how happy this makes me.
389
00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:01,583
Whoops.
390
00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:04,086
Want to pick
that up, nick?
391
00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:05,320
Excuse me.
392
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,623
Bun-derful.
393
00:17:08,692 --> 00:17:11,126
Simply bun-derful.
394
00:17:11,194 --> 00:17:13,095
Here. You get
out of here.
395
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:14,163
Get out.
396
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,165
Come on.
That was clever.
397
00:17:16,232 --> 00:17:17,265
Sophia.
398
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:21,603
Um, so when are you
going to indiana?
399
00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:22,671
Tonight.
400
00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:25,607
I just figure
the sooner I go,
401
00:17:25,675 --> 00:17:27,576
The sooner
I can come back.
402
00:17:27,643 --> 00:17:28,777
Oh, well, all right.
403
00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:31,113
Do you have
everything you need?
404
00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:32,915
Oh, pretty much,
pretty much.
405
00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:35,918
This is ironic
after what I just said.
406
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,419
I could use some money.
407
00:17:37,486 --> 00:17:39,287
Well, sure.
How much you need?
408
00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:41,623
I was thinking
a couple of thousand.
409
00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:43,291
That much?
410
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,127
I don't want
my brother
411
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:47,329
To think I've come
crawling back.
412
00:17:47,396 --> 00:17:48,496
1,500?
413
00:17:48,564 --> 00:17:49,664
Um, yeah, sure.
414
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:51,533
I'll write you a check.
415
00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:53,035
Oh, no. Oh, no.
416
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:54,036
Oh, yeah!
417
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:55,037
No.
418
00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:56,038
I insist.
419
00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:57,539
No, no, no.
420
00:17:57,607 --> 00:17:58,774
O.K.
421
00:17:58,842 --> 00:18:01,610
I'll go get
some champagne,
and we'll celebrate.
422
00:18:01,677 --> 00:18:02,611
O.K.
423
00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:05,147
I wish
I knew what I did
424
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:07,149
To deserve a woman
like you.
425
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,350
Oh, well...
426
00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:17,059
I'm not picking
that up, sophia.
427
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:25,167
Just the man
I wanted to see.
428
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:26,668
Come have a seat.
429
00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:27,770
I can't.
430
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,571
Blanche and I
are having dinner.
431
00:18:29,639 --> 00:18:31,539
She won't mind.
Sit down.
432
00:18:31,607 --> 00:18:35,177
I made some calls,
and, uh...
433
00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:39,481
I found out
there's no such place
as carlington, indiana.
434
00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:42,050
Your hometown doesn't exist.
435
00:18:42,118 --> 00:18:44,319
How do you explain that?
436
00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:46,822
O.K., it doesn't exist.
437
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,691
You're not a gigolo,
nick.
438
00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,426
You're a con artist.
439
00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:53,695
I'm sure
there are many people
440
00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,164
Who'd like to see you.
441
00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:57,632
I'd hate to tell them
where you are.
442
00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,403
You're going to
ruin this for me,
aren't you?
443
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:02,938
Wait!
444
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:06,008
Can I say goodbye
to blanche?
445
00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,575
Make it quick.
446
00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:14,349
I did make her happy,
you know.
447
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:15,617
I know.
448
00:19:15,685 --> 00:19:18,153
I have to
compliment you, rose.
449
00:19:18,221 --> 00:19:20,222
You're smarter
than you look.
450
00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:25,160
I wish I could
believe that.
451
00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:33,635
Mmm.
452
00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:35,670
Here's the money
you wanted.
453
00:19:35,738 --> 00:19:37,172
Oh, and then some.
454
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,008
If I give you
a good start,
455
00:19:40,076 --> 00:19:41,844
That will bring you
back quicker.
456
00:19:41,911 --> 00:19:44,546
Sweetheart, I'm
at a loss for words.
457
00:19:45,915 --> 00:19:48,550
Some words
just came to me.
458
00:19:49,752 --> 00:19:52,687
You know, I can't
take your money,
459
00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:56,024
Although, believe me,
I'd love to.
460
00:19:57,426 --> 00:20:01,196
If I'm to provi can
make it on my own,
461
00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:02,697
I'd better get going.
462
00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:04,199
So I'm going
to leave behind
463
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:05,934
Everything
you bought me.
464
00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:07,202
Even the shoes?
465
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,037
Surely you can
take the shoes.
466
00:20:11,674 --> 00:20:13,942
No, I really can't.
467
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,043
Oh.
468
00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:18,213
Well, I certainly do
admire your determination.
469
00:20:20,716 --> 00:20:22,150
Oh, uh, wait.
470
00:20:22,218 --> 00:20:24,619
I'm going to need
more than these
471
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:26,021
To tide me over.
472
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:36,865
It's almost time for
my favorite show, cops.
473
00:20:41,737 --> 00:20:43,305
Got to go.
474
00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:45,107
I'll just slip
out the back.
475
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:47,575
See you soon?
476
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:48,877
Yeah.
477
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,814
Did I interrupt
something?
478
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:54,682
Nick's going
home to indiana
479
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,685
To work in his brother's
hardware store.
480
00:20:57,753 --> 00:20:59,021
Well, that's
a surprise.
481
00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:02,457
He's coming back for me
when he's saved
enough money,
482
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:04,459
And I really love him.
483
00:21:04,527 --> 00:21:06,528
I just hope he'll be o.K.
484
00:21:06,595 --> 00:21:09,331
He has no money.
He has no shoes.
485
00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:12,667
Oh, he'll be
just fine, blanche.
486
00:21:12,735 --> 00:21:15,703
[nick]
hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
487
00:21:15,771 --> 00:21:17,439
Just fine.
488
00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:24,746
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