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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,640 NO PROBLEM! 2 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,520 - Should I take the wheel? - No! 3 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:11,960 Hey! 4 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,120 What's going on? 5 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:40,120 Come take a look... he's dead. 6 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,240 Come on... 7 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,560 Is that you, Daniel? 8 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,120 Hold on! 9 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,760 I'm coming! 10 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,280 Phone... 11 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,280 It's about time! 12 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,040 Crap! 13 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,640 It's the same every night. 14 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,280 I'm tired of this racket. 15 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,440 I work, you know! 16 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,440 I need my sleep. 17 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,160 I'll call the police! 18 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,640 Then you'll respect your neighbour... 19 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,280 Crap! 20 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,960 No... 21 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,360 Have you seen Daniel? 22 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,720 I really need to find him. 23 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,200 He's not answering at home, he's not with Fernand, 24 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,880 he's not at the drugstore... 25 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 We haven't seen him here in two days. 26 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,160 Do you come here often? 27 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,520 Patrick, could you lend me some money? 28 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,760 I have a taxi waiting. 29 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,160 You won't pay me back. 30 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,640 - Are you in trouble? - Ask Martine. 31 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,880 - Ask her yourself. - Please. 32 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,760 I can help if you need something... 33 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,200 Would you like a drink? 34 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,920 A coke, a mint squash, a whiskey? 35 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,000 What will I do? The taxi's waiting! 36 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,200 If you have a problem with your taxi... 37 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,440 A whiskey. 38 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,880 - Two. - Sorry. 39 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,320 Two. 40 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,080 I'm a fourth year medical student. 41 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,880 Do you want to be a doctor? 42 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,920 No, not at all. 43 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,360 My father wants me to but it's not my calling. 44 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,600 But he has faith. 45 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,720 What can I say... 46 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,160 He had the right to. 47 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,160 But at the same time, I have no calling for anything. 48 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,600 Nothing at all! 49 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,880 What I really wanted was to become an artist. 50 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,440 I could have expressed myself then. 51 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,360 I have a lot of things to say. 52 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,880 But I don't know what exactly and I can only express it via... 53 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,040 Some rock music! 54 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,800 Come and dance with me. 55 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,880 What's nice is when you enjoy something, 56 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,920 and you know what it is. 57 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,480 There's no use thinking about it... 58 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,240 because someone has already done it before me. 59 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,320 Daniel! 60 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,520 Am I boring you? 61 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,640 - I was mistaken. - Really? 62 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,360 Because you know... 63 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,880 I hate it when I bore people. 64 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,600 You don't look well. 65 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,760 Your head is somewhere else. 66 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,920 Are you in trouble? 67 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,200 If you want... 68 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,600 You can tell me if anything is bothering you! 69 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,240 Maybe I can help you. 70 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,480 - Do you really want to help? - Yes. 71 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,880 It won't work. 72 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,640 It wasn't worth all this money. 73 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,800 We need pliers. 74 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,480 I can't... or maybe... 75 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,480 Don't look so sad, it's no big deal. 76 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,960 Everyone forgets their keys at some point. 77 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,600 If we can't get the door open, you can sleep at my place. 78 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,760 No? 79 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,960 No? 80 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,040 No. 81 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,080 Alright then. 82 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,240 Hold on, I have an idea. 83 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,600 Wait for me. 84 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,120 Officer! 85 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,200 Your problems are over. 86 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,440 - Good evening, miss. - It's this door. 87 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,080 Well? 88 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,640 We tried to open it with a screwdriver. 89 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,120 But we couldn't do it. 90 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,480 There you go! 91 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,000 That will be all, thank you. 92 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,160 How much do we owe you? 93 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,080 45 francs. 94 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,960 Pay him, quickly! 95 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,520 - So, 45... - Keep the change. 96 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,560 Thank you! 97 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,080 - What's your name? - What? 98 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,600 - For the receipt. - There's no need for that. 99 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,480 - It's the law. - There's no need! 100 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,160 It's the law, I have to do it. 101 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,960 Anita Boucher, like a butcher. 102 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,960 Sounds like "butcher"... 103 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,200 And I'm Jean-Pierre Michalon. 104 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,560 Now you know my name. 105 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,080 There we go... This one is for me. 106 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,840 This is for you, sir. 107 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,360 Thank you. 108 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,760 - Have a good night. - Thank you. 109 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,760 No. 110 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,680 What do you mean "No"? 111 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,000 No, you can't come in. 112 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,440 Are you kidding me? 113 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,000 What's wrong with you? 114 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,040 I've spent 20 francs on a screwdriver, 115 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,200 50 on a taxi, 50 on a locksmith, 116 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,960 60 francs on whiskeys and tips, 117 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,120 and I can't come in? 118 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,440 You know, I might have left one or two years ago, 119 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,040 but I'm more mature now! 120 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,720 Have a good evening! 121 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,080 What an idiot! 122 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,400 - Good night... Where was I? - At 200 francs. 123 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,840 Is there someone else in the flat? 124 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:32,800 Yes. 125 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,320 And he doesn't open when you ring the bell? 126 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,640 You have to get a locksmith and I have to pay... 127 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,520 But someone's here? 128 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,800 Where is he then? 129 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,120 There. 130 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,200 - I'll go inside. - Go inside then... 131 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,000 Well... I think I'll go now. 132 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,080 Don't leave me alone! 133 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,040 I'm scared. 134 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,080 Jean-Pierre, what are we going to do? 135 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,560 Who's "we"? 136 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,040 Are you crazy? 137 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,480 This is your problem. 138 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,120 I have nothing to do with it. 139 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,480 I don't want to get mixed up in this! 140 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,520 Then leave and stop this racket! 141 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280 What's that? 142 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,520 I'm the neighbour! I'm tired of this! 143 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,600 Asshole! Shithead! Hysteric! 144 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,760 Screw you! 145 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,880 And screw you too! 146 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,000 Can't you all give me a break? 147 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,400 Can't I be alone for once? Can't I be like the others? 148 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,440 Do you have to bother me at home? 149 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,960 I wait for Daniel all evening long. 150 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,880 But who shows up? This guy! 151 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,160 And now you want to leave? 152 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,520 Go away then! 153 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,200 I don't care. 154 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,600 I don't give a damn! 155 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,440 Get lost! 156 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,080 Screw you! 157 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,720 Screw you! 158 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,360 Screw you all! All of you! 159 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,480 Asshole! Shithead! Hysteric! Were you talking to me? 160 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,120 Take it easy! 161 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280 You're rude! 162 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,000 I'll call the owner and the police. 163 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,400 Don't you cause enough problems with your oil? 164 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,560 - Pleb! - Thug! 165 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,000 Racist! 166 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,200 Pee in your tank and see if it works! 167 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,240 That's pretty smart... 168 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,080 You're more stupid than I thought. 169 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,240 Everyone's yelling at me. 170 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,720 Did you hear him? When people talk like this... 171 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,960 You should have invited him in and shown him the dead body. 172 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,320 You have a witness now, you know. 173 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,040 He couldn't have seen him... 174 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,760 No, that's not possible... 175 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,560 Perhaps the feet... 176 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,400 If they find a body here tomorrow, 177 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,360 he'll think of you, he saw you here. 178 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,680 He thinks you're a thug and he wants to call the police! 179 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,040 You'll get thrown out of here! 180 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,640 I have contacts, I work in an office! 181 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,320 Oil baron! 182 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,120 We're in trouble. 183 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,200 Yes. 184 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,000 - Who is he? - I don't know. 185 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,280 - How can you not know? - I don't know. 186 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,120 - You don't know this dead man? - No! 187 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,440 He rang, I opened the door then he dropped dead. 188 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,240 - Just like that? - Yes! 189 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,320 You have to help me. 190 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,640 No way! Why me? 191 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,120 I don't know you! What can I do? 192 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,640 Help me get him out of here. 193 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,720 Are you crazy? 194 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,440 You want me to carry a corpse? 195 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,720 - Why didn't you call the police? - I can't. 196 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,960 - Why can't you? - I just can't. 197 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,720 - You can't call the police? - No. 198 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,720 I've just spent two months in jail, I got out a week ago. 199 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,960 They'd send me back. 200 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,680 You... 201 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,440 You didn't tell me that. 202 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,880 You have to help me. 203 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,480 What did you go to jail for? 204 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,240 I was working at a department store. 205 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,120 I used to steal records with a friend of mine. 206 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,480 We'd give them to Daniel and he'd sell them at flea-markets. 207 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,520 - You went to jail for that? - No, not for that. 208 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,360 Since records were a success, we started stealing TVs. 209 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,120 Colour TVs? 210 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,040 Help me with the rug, I can't close the car boot. 211 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,600 What will we do with it? 212 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,600 Do you mean the rug? 213 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,200 - No, the body! - We'll take it to the countryside. 214 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,120 We'll leave it on the side of the road. 215 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,600 Putting a body in my dad's car... That's really going too far. 216 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,640 Your dad? 217 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,960 Isn't this your car? 218 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,120 No, I took it. 219 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,520 He's in London until tomorrow. 220 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,920 I need to go home, I forgot the car's papers. 221 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,160 - So what? - If the police stop us... 222 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,600 Do you think papers will get us out of trouble? 223 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,520 No, of course not. 224 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,240 But I won't drive without them. 225 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,720 I know how the police are. 226 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,000 If you don't have papers, they take you to the police station 227 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,360 and they keep you there. 228 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,880 Those papers are crucial! 229 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,360 - I don't have a license though. - What? 230 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,440 - Yes. - Are you kidding me? 231 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,880 It's right here. 232 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,720 Are you sure nobody's home? 233 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,520 Yes, my dad is in London and my mum in the mountains. 234 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,800 Wait for me here. 235 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,080 It'll take only a minute. 236 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,600 I'll go get a coffee. 237 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,760 I'll only be a minute. 238 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,440 I don't want to be here alone. 239 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,200 - Okay... - I'm getting used to seeing him. 240 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,320 But having a body behind my back... 241 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,840 Are you afraid someone will steal him? 242 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,360 Are you only coming home now? 243 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,120 Dad! Are you back already? 244 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,520 We shouldn't leave you here on your own. 245 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,680 Mind telling me where you were? 246 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,600 I slept at a friend's place. 247 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,400 Of course, you were drunk again. 248 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,400 - No... - Or you went out with some tart. 249 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,080 We can't trust you. 250 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,200 We leave you here to study but if this is how you study... 251 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,640 You'd better spend Christmas with your mother and me. 252 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,720 Do you know where the car keys are? I can't find them. 253 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,760 - Are you leaving? - Yes. 254 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,360 I'm going to the mountains. 255 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,160 - To meet Mum? - Well of course! 256 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,800 I don't know what you smoke when you go out, 257 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,880 but you're becoming really stupid! 258 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,040 At your age, I was rowing! 259 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,040 That's how I became the man I am today. 260 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,840 What's with you? 261 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,640 Help me find them. 262 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,880 If your mother calls tonight, 263 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:51,160 tell her to call me in Annecy, at the Albigny Hotel. 264 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,400 - Are you staying over in Annecy? - Yes. 265 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,640 I have a promoter to see in the morning. 266 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,600 There they are! Right under your nose. 267 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,480 My poor Jean-Pierre. 268 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,000 Do you remember the hotel? 269 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,760 Yes, the Albigny, in Annecy. 270 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,160 I'm off. 271 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,720 - Dad, your car! - What about it? 272 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,800 Well... 273 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,440 Out with it! 274 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,080 Is it impounded again? 275 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,800 No, not this time. 276 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,960 It's just parked outside. 277 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,520 You should really go get some sleep. 278 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,840 We'll talk when I'm back from Switzerland. 279 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,480 I feel like you're becoming really stupid. 280 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,040 Good night. 281 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,320 Dad! 282 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,400 To hell with it! 283 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,280 I think I've made a mistake. 284 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,480 My dad... 285 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,160 We're screwed if this doesn't work. 286 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,600 Daniel? 287 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,640 Daniel! 288 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,320 He must be asleep, wait for me here. 289 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,640 - Hurry up! - Yes. 290 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,960 You've got some nerve! 291 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,440 You want me to catch up with a car... 292 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,600 I say yes like an idiot... 293 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,240 And now you're telling me there's a body in it? 294 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,040 You told me I could ask you for anything. 295 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,800 I said that? 296 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,440 You've got some nerve! 297 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,280 When we fuck, you want me to do everything. 298 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,440 And once you're done, nothing! 299 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,240 I'm just another girl. 300 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,400 You're quite flighty, aren't you? 301 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,080 If you had showed up to pick me up last night, 302 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,720 this wouldn't have happened. 303 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,240 I wouldn't have been here to open that door. 304 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,440 - He'd have died somewhere else. - What about this other guy? 305 00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,080 Why didn't he tell the truth to his daddy before letting him go? 306 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,440 Put yourself in his shoes. 307 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,880 Maybe he'll just dump the body like you wanted. 308 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,120 He'll just dump it somewhere. 309 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,720 We can't pin this on him. 310 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,720 You're really talking nonsense. 311 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,520 What if customs open the boot at the border? 312 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,920 Hurry up! 313 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,720 Daniel, I don't want to bring up the past, 314 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,840 but I spent two months in jail because of you. 315 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,080 And I didn't sell you out. 316 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,320 You could return the favour. 317 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,800 I don't deserve all this trouble! 318 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,360 What the hell are they doing! 319 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,600 Oh crap! 320 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,920 What is your boyfriend doing to my car? 321 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,000 Hey! 322 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,640 Did you sleep with him? 323 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,680 How is that any business of yours? 324 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,000 You don't even show up when I wait for you. 325 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,000 Close the door! 326 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 - I'm sorry. - Hey, no problem. 327 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,680 - Let's go. - Okay! 328 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,600 Don't you worry. 329 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,600 To get to Annecy... 330 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,360 we need to cross Mâcon, Bourg and Nantua. 331 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,400 We'll catch up with him before Mâcon. 332 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,640 It'll be fastest to take the motorway. 333 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,080 Excuse me, who owns the DS parked outside? 334 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,840 I do, why? 335 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,760 I'm going to Lyon and my car broke down. 336 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,200 Are you going through Lyon by any chance? 337 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,000 Well... 338 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,440 It's a bit of a detour but I could go there. 339 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,720 Excuse me. 340 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,320 How wonderful! Would you mind giving me a lift? 341 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,520 Not at all! 342 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,800 I'd be happy to make a detour for a lady as charming as you. 343 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,760 I'd like to go to Lyon too! 344 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,160 Hey! Wait for me. 345 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,360 What about me? You're leaving me here? 346 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,360 - I don't know how to thank you. - Is this yours? 347 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,680 Yes. 348 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,280 That's 97 francs, sir. 349 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,960 My name is Edmond. 350 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,280 - Thank you. - Thanks. 351 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,880 Edmond Michalon. 352 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,080 - And you? - Emmanuelle. 353 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,880 Emmanuelle? 354 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,040 Emmanuelle... Did you see the film? 355 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,120 What film? 356 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,240 - "Emmanuelle". - No. 357 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,240 If there were a film called "Edmond", I'd go see it. 358 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,360 I never watch pornos, I don't like them. 359 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,200 Pornos? I never watch those either. 360 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,800 But I do enjoy erotic films. 361 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,200 So, you like dirty movies. 362 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,960 - Do you have unleaded? - Over there. 363 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,760 They treat you like crap when you use unleaded petrol. 364 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,800 They treat the leaded crowd like kings! 365 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,080 With what my car drinks, I need to be careful. 366 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,960 Don't worry! Your dad will stop for petrol too. 367 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,680 - Right... - We'll find him before the border. 368 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,320 Are you kidding? 369 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,960 We'll find him in no time! 370 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,240 That's for sure. 371 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,480 I'll go take a piss then... 372 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,880 Bravo! 373 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,240 - Did you drive fast? - Why? 374 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,640 There's no more oil. 375 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,320 Don't try to fool me! 376 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,880 Who do you think I am? 377 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,320 It's like going on holiday. 378 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,840 It reminds me of our trip to Italy. 379 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,040 Do you remember the petrol station? 380 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,440 Yes... 381 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,760 We had sex in the toilets! 382 00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:00,560 And there was that Italian moron: "Que fate? Que fate?" 383 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,400 - You've become sentimental. - Have I? 384 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,640 It's seeing you with another guy. 385 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,240 Shall we go? 386 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,480 I paid for the petrol. 387 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,040 Thanks. 388 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,480 Let's go. 389 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,680 You don't have to drive so fast. 390 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,680 Don't you want to catch up with him? 391 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,840 Doesn't it smell like something's burning? 392 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,400 What's this red light here? 393 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,760 Nothing, it's broken. 394 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,840 See? 395 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,640 Hey! Get out! 396 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,360 It's going to explode! 397 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,040 I warned you about the smell. 398 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,200 We should have stopped right away. 399 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,680 Get out now! 400 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,320 I have a knack for these things. 401 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,280 There's no need to get upset if the car gets slightly hot. 402 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,400 We'll never catch up with him. 403 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,920 The car is rubbish and he drives like an idiot. 404 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,240 You can walk there if you want. 405 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,120 I just need to reconnect the radiator 406 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,800 and you'll soon see your dad. 407 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,920 If you sulk, I'm out of here! 408 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,480 - Are you in a hurry? - No, why? 409 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,120 No reason. 410 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,800 I'll lock the car but I can put your suitcase in the boot. 411 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,680 No, thank you. That's just fine. 412 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,120 This place looks lovely. 413 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,560 I must have a nose for finding places like this. 414 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,560 Or we were just lucky. 415 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,840 Excuse me. 416 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,720 Do you come here often? 417 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,720 No, not often really. 418 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,280 You have eight cylinders in here! 419 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,000 An automatic gearbox with four gears! 420 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,560 The pipes are chrome-plated. 421 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,840 It doesn't start like these lousy cars. 422 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,560 This is no joke, it's a great car! 423 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,000 Look, this is amazing! 424 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,840 He's teaching them now. 425 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,560 This is fun for him. 426 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,560 He loves mechanics. 427 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,160 - Did you use to live with him? - Yes. 428 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,840 But are you still together? 429 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,280 I don't know. 430 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,360 This is the kind of place where businessmen take their secretary. 431 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,560 - Do you think? - There are rooms upstairs! 432 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,840 - Really? - Come on! 433 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,160 Yes, there are rooms. 434 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,360 Would you like something to drink? 435 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,240 Would you like something? 436 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,440 - No, never. - No, never. 437 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,560 Doesn't it perturb you to think that all these people, 438 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,160 after having a good meal... 439 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,880 will go upstairs to make love? 440 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,440 I prefer to make love before a meal. 441 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,160 Then I'm light and famished. 442 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,840 Emmanuelle... 443 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,440 I'm hungry! 444 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,960 Exactly! 445 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,440 What I meant is that I don't like conventional situations. 446 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,560 Surprise me with the menu. 447 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,840 A surprise... 448 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,880 You're getting on our nerves with your daddy. 449 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,120 You complain whether I drive fast or slow. 450 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,240 I wish I had my bike on the roof. 451 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,160 We could have towed him behind us. 452 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,440 You have to relax, man! 453 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,280 Would you like a sweet? 454 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,800 What matters in life when you're in good health, 455 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,280 it's to eat, drink and make love. 456 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,440 You think a lot about it, don't you? 457 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,160 - It's normal. Wine? - Never. 458 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,880 Look at the man over there. 459 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,600 He's asking for a room. 460 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,880 - On the second floor. - Thank you. 461 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,440 They are discreet. 462 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,280 Emmanuelle... 463 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,320 Do you really want to get back on the road right away? 464 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,520 Don't insist. 465 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,280 You're nice but that's not enough. 466 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,160 Your little brown eyes, your ordinary looks, I'm sorry... 467 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,000 I need to dream a little. 468 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,000 I shouldn't have invited you. 469 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,240 Don't be rude. 470 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,720 I like your tattoos. 471 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,680 - Does it hurt? - Does what hurt? 472 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,560 Getting a tattoo. 473 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,040 It depends on where you get tattooed. 474 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,600 The least painful spot is the right cheek. 475 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,760 No way! 476 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,160 The ones I got in Amsterdam were painful. 477 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,000 But with Bruno, it doesn't hurt. 478 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,520 I really don't know what tattoo I would get. 479 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:11,160 There's nothing I like enough to have on my arm forever. 480 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,560 For me, it's my bike. 481 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,560 "Anita" maybe, that would be nice. 482 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,160 Are we getting sentimental? 483 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,960 It's just as nice as a bike. 484 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,560 - Not taking a room, sir? - Well... 485 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,680 Later, he's driving me to Lyon first. 486 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,320 I'll be quick, I need to buy something. 487 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,680 Hurry up, someone's expecting me in Annecy. 488 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,880 There, it'll look nice in a blue bedroom. 489 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,120 It's lovely, I'll put it next to the cradle. 490 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,040 What the hell is she doing? 491 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,200 There she is. 492 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,280 She isn't that good-looking. 493 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,720 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 494 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,200 Could you open the boot for me? 495 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,720 What a pain! What a pain! 496 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,600 Edmond... 497 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,040 - Monsieur Michalon? - What! 498 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:42,480 - You secretive little thing. - Me? 499 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,320 - You're scaring me. - I'm scaring you? 500 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,000 You have a killer's eyes... 501 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,640 Black and impenetrable. 502 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,160 You said they were small and brown. 503 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,720 I was stupid. 504 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,160 Ouch! You're hurting me! 505 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,160 - There! - What? 506 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,760 That's my dad's car! 507 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,200 I told you we would catch up with him before Annecy. 508 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,600 - This car is so fast! - He isn't alone. 509 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,080 So it seems... Who could that be? 510 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,360 Maybe he put the body in the passenger seat 511 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,760 to keep him company. 512 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,440 Stop it! 513 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,040 That's a good one! 514 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,040 Don't you have Prokofiev's seventh symphony? 515 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,320 No, why? 516 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,040 I love Prokofiev. 517 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,600 Chopin... Not great, but it will do. 518 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,520 Could you turn the heating up? 519 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,320 Could you close your window? 520 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,600 What are you doing? 521 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,600 - Can we get closer? - We can even overtake him. 522 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,320 Hide! 523 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,800 Emmanuelle, people are looking! 524 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,040 - So what? - What are they going to think? 525 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,200 Hello... 526 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,040 And? 527 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,800 - And? - He's a funny one, your dad. 528 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,440 - He's with a girl. - And she's naked! 529 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,600 Daddy! 530 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,240 Emmanuelle, what are you doing? 531 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,960 I'm taking your clothes off. 532 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,160 I can't drive naked. 533 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,520 Why not? 534 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,200 - He's taking off his shirt! - No way! 535 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,640 It's not a good time to tell him there's a body in the boot. 536 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,880 It wouldn't be nice. 537 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,240 - What do we do? - We follow him. 538 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,960 But we're in front of him. 539 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,960 It's the same, cops do it all the time. 540 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,640 They follow ahead of the car. 541 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,680 - I saw a film... - Crap! 542 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,160 - What was this film? - Forget about it! 543 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,960 18 francs. 544 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,600 Thank you. 545 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,040 My sweetheart! 546 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,680 That was stupid of us. 547 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,400 It's my fault. 548 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,040 We should have told him everything. 549 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,400 - We missed our chance. - Yes. 550 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,880 It's about time! 551 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,760 You and your films... 552 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,760 Do you know what we'll do? 553 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,680 We'll wait for him at the hotel. 554 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,600 You'll tell him everything then. 555 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,680 It's the only thing left to do. 556 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,760 Let's go. 557 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,520 My dad doesn't have a sense of humour. 558 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,320 ANNECY 559 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,760 Look at him. 560 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,240 He's so scared. 561 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,880 It's sad seeing him like this. 562 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,240 Go comfort him then! 563 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,200 Don't be stupid! 564 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,480 The guy feels bad because of his dad, and you... 565 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,280 Don't you worry. 566 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,680 Your dad won't kill you. 567 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,800 It's not my dad. 568 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,680 - You said something I didn't like. - Did I? 569 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,480 I asked you if you were living with Daniel 570 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,200 and you said "I don't know". 571 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,360 I don't like this. 572 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,920 It puts me in a tough spot. 573 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:33,760 Jean-Pierre... 574 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,200 Don't you think we have bigger problems? 575 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,520 Yes, you're right but... 576 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,760 This is important! 577 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,480 - Really? - Yes. 578 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,520 LYON 579 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,280 This is it, number four. 580 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,480 Let me help you. 581 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,760 The colour came off... 582 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,080 No worries, I'll have it cleaned. 583 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,240 Thanks, Edmond. 584 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,560 I've had a lovely day. 585 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,680 - Emmanuelle, could I... - No, Edmond. 586 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,480 I'm married. 587 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,200 And I have a secret too. 588 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,520 My name's Charlotte. 589 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:27,200 - Goodbye, Edmond. - Goodbye, Emmanuelle. 590 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,480 Do you know when Mr Michalon usually arrives? 591 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,960 He should be here by now. 592 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,680 He must have been delayed. 593 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,960 Excuse me. 594 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,800 Good evening, how are you? 595 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,120 Are you still thinking about what I said? 596 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,320 Not at all! I'm thinking about my dad. 597 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,040 It's almost 9 pm. 598 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,640 Where could he be? 599 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,320 You'll see him again, don't worry. 600 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,520 There's no need for assumptions. 601 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,040 We should have... 602 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,160 I don't know what we should have done. 603 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,640 I'm sure he opened the boot. 604 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,800 Or he got arrested. 605 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,360 - Maybe they're interrogating him? - No... 606 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,560 He would keep his mouth shut just to protect me, you know. 607 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,680 My dad is a great man, you know. 608 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,920 He is! 609 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,840 He always fought his own battles. 610 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,640 Have you seen Mr Michalon yet? 611 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,520 No, he hasn't arrived. 612 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,520 He was supposed to be here at 12 am! 613 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,920 - Did he call? - No. 614 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,680 If he comes, tell him that I've waited the whole day 615 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,000 and that he's not welcome anymore. 616 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,360 Okay. 617 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,200 I've cooked a rabbit for him but I'll eat it alone. 618 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:29,000 - There you are! Are you crazy? - Be quiet! 619 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,600 Since noon... 620 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,520 - What is it? - People are watching. 621 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,800 Come home and explain yourself. 622 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,360 Put the bags back in the car. 623 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,000 Who's she? 624 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,640 She isn't my mother, I know that much. 625 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,000 Your dad's quite something! 626 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,200 I baked potatoes for an hour! 627 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,280 Then I made sure they were crusty. 628 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,480 You've got a hell of a nerve! 629 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,680 Come on! 630 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:10,360 The key goes on the right! On the right! 631 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,000 You always get it wrong, you idiot! 632 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,600 Every time! 633 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,480 He has a key! 634 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,720 It's like his home. 635 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,640 Unbelievable! 636 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,400 Your dad seems to be leading a secret life. 637 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,960 - You poor thing... - This guy! 638 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,960 I swear... 639 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,440 I'm tired of men like you. 640 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,200 You use women like petrol stations. 641 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,960 But this won't work anymore, I'm telling you. 642 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,840 Look at all this. 643 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,520 I had everything ready, the curtains were drawn, 644 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,520 the music was ready, 645 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,200 the whiskey bottle was sitting by the fur rug 646 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,280 and I was relaxed and sexy. 647 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,680 I was waiting for you. 648 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,080 I know... But the car broke down. 649 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,400 Once the hydraulic system breaks on a DS... 650 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,920 What about the phone? 651 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,400 You won't believe me but the phone was broken too. 652 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,920 - No way... - Yes! 653 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,760 I tried to call you a few times but it wasn't working. 654 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,760 The hydraulic system? 655 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,400 - And your wife? - What? 656 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,800 And your wife? 657 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,520 - What about her? - Did you talk about the divorce? 658 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,760 Well... I was about to tell her but... 659 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,440 - But you broke down... - This isn't funny. 660 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,800 I've decided to talk to her this weekend. 661 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,800 I'm ready, I know exactly what I'll tell her. 662 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Well, if you're ready, it shouldn't be too hard. 663 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,520 Call her. 664 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,720 What a great idea! I hadn't thought of that. 665 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,560 But I forgot... There's no phone in the chalet. 666 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,120 There's no phone? 667 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,760 No, there's no phone. 668 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,360 It takes so long to get the phone installed in France 669 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,120 so imagine what it's like there! 670 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,120 If we knew who she was, 671 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,040 we could call your daddy. 672 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,000 How could we find out who she is? 673 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,800 There are at least 20 tenants in the building. 674 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,600 Through the hotel concierge? 675 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,960 There's no risk trying. 676 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,920 Mr Michalon? I'm afraid he's out. 677 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,200 Is this Mrs Michalon? 678 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,120 Hum... Yes, this is she. 679 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,040 Do you know where I could reach him? 680 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,200 It's quite urgent. 681 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,040 I don't know, madam. 682 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,560 Can he call you back? 683 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,760 No, it's alright. 684 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,120 I'll call back. 685 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,280 Thank you. 686 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,200 Alright, thank you. 687 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,640 Could we have our drinks? 688 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,360 It's all about the phone. 689 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,480 If this keeps up, we'll be waiting until Christmas! 690 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,600 He went out for dinner. 691 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,120 This doesn't help us much. 692 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:33,040 Maybe we should go back to the hotel and wait for him. 693 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,160 Do you know what I think? 694 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,200 We should have a huge prime rib of beef! 695 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,320 And one prime rib for two! 696 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,240 And rare! 697 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,080 Blimey! 698 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,240 Let's celebrate! 699 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,080 There's no problem. 700 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,360 It's better to laugh about it. 701 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,000 Otherwise... What with all these worries! 702 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,880 Yes? 703 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,960 - It's for you. - For me? 704 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,240 - Hello? - This is Maurice. 705 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,320 Your wife called, it was urgent. 706 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,840 It seemed quite serious so you should call her back. 707 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,520 Alright. 708 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,680 Very well. 709 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,200 Yes, very well. 710 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,560 Thank you, Maurice. 711 00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,920 Is something wrong? 712 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,080 No. 713 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,280 That smells delicious! 714 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,560 Yes. 715 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,320 Yes, but... 716 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,560 I'd rather celebrate Christmas on Christmas Day. 717 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,120 It's just a question of dates. 718 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,280 One day before or after, who cares? 719 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,440 Right! 720 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,360 People win races the day before the actual tournament. 721 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,880 - When nobody's there to watch. - Take this. 722 00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,120 No, I want to have a blast when everyone else is. 723 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,560 Right. 724 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,800 It's sad to celebrate alone. 725 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,560 It's like being punished. 726 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,960 Hello? Hello? 727 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,560 Hello? Is that you, Edmond? 728 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,280 Hi honey, how are you? How nice of you to call. 729 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,520 I've tried to call but no-one answered. 730 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,600 What do you mean no-one answered? 731 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,400 Are you home? 732 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,520 No, I'm in Annecy. 733 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:36,320 Didn't Jean-Pierre tell you? 734 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,640 What are you talking about? 735 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,880 No-one picked up! 736 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,560 No-one was home. 737 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,840 How did you know I was in Annecy then? 738 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,720 I don't know! 739 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,920 You've just told me now. 740 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,320 Why did you go to Annecy anyway? 741 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,360 What? 742 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,000 Why did I stop in Annecy? 743 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:58,360 Edmond, I think this is the time to explain yourself. 744 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,080 - What are you saying? - Not now! 745 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,760 Not now? Why not now? 746 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,200 - Edmond? - Janice, please! 747 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,000 Can you hear me? 748 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:10,480 Yes! Try to understand! 749 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,600 - I thought we'd been cut off. - I understand. 750 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,160 Why did you say "not now"? 751 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,040 What's going on, Edmond? 752 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,480 Nothing, it was just the maid. 753 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,960 It's the hotel's chambermaid. 754 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:23,960 The maid? 755 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,960 The maid? 756 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,760 She calls you "Edmond"? 757 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:28,920 Which hotel is that? 758 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:32,000 - The Albigny, as usual. - The Albigny? 759 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,480 The maid? 760 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,080 The maid calls you by your name there? 761 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,040 That's unbelievable! 762 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,200 You can't let a maid call you "Edmond". 763 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,920 Even at the Albigny. 764 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,000 It's unacceptable! 765 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,640 Even for a regular guest. 766 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,760 I know, the service isn't what it used to be. 767 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,000 - But there are limits. - Wait! 768 01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,920 - Janice, don't. - Yes. 769 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,400 - Try to understand. - I understand. 770 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,000 They don't treat you well when I'm not here. 771 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,160 I can't hear you! 772 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,080 She didn't call me "Edmond", she asked me: 773 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,000 "Would you like an eiderdown?" 774 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,360 What's happening to you, Edmond? You're acting strange tonight. 775 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,760 What do you mean "strange"? 776 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,520 You're strange, for sure! 777 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,440 - Come again? Yes? - Call the director, please. 778 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,080 You can't let that go. 779 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,120 - What? - Ask for a new room. 780 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,920 Yes, you're right. 781 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,800 I'll get a new room. 782 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,520 - Promise? - Yes, see you soon. 783 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,240 - Kisses. - Kisses. 784 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,520 - Promise? - Yes! 785 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,920 Be careful on the road. 786 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:33,920 Bye. 787 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,160 Janice... have you seen this? 788 01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:49,520 I thought there was no phone. 789 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,240 So what? 790 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,640 Do you like Christmas? 791 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,320 It depresses me. 792 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,800 You barely catch your breath and it's Christmas all over again: 793 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:12,640 the turkey, the garlands, the presents... 794 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,600 Do you know what it makes me think about? 795 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,920 Death! 796 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,360 I'd rather we think more about my father. 797 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,520 His Christmas might be ruined. 798 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,400 Shall we wait? 799 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,000 Inside or outside? 800 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,520 Inside. 801 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,520 We could even wait for him in his room. 802 01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,320 Are you crazy? 803 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:56,320 - But it's for free. - Hey! 804 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:07,640 I do have a room for Mr Michalon but I don't understand. 805 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,600 I'm Mr Michalon. 806 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:11,800 Since when? 807 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,720 Since the 19th May 1949. 808 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,160 Don't you believe that he is Mr Michalon? 809 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,360 Show him your ID papers. 810 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,160 - Are you Mr Michalon's son? - Well, of course. 811 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,040 Didn't his father tell you we were coming? 812 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,960 - No. - But he booked a room. 813 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,120 He told us to use it but he must have forgotten to tell you. 814 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,240 No worries, just give us the key. 815 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,280 Just one minute, please. 816 01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,840 Yes? 817 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,280 It's you, Maurice! 818 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,840 No, he's taking a bath. 819 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,520 Isn't she funny... 820 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:07,960 Who? 821 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,640 His son? 822 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,840 Listen to me, Maurice. 823 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,600 He just talked to his wife and he'll be with them for Christmas. 824 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,200 Tell him Mr Michalon is at the whorehouse! 825 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,360 Of course you can say that, Maurice. 826 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,800 Say he's fucking his mistress. 827 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,080 Very well, goodbye. 828 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,360 Well... 829 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,680 I think your dad is very busy. 830 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,920 321, on the third floor. 831 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:37,160 Thank you. 832 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,920 Don't put your ashes on the floor. 833 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,960 Because it's your father's room? 834 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,640 - Well, yes and... - His room! 835 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,920 Once he sees what's in his boot, he won't care about the rest. 836 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,600 Were you really born on the 19th May? 837 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,840 Yes. 838 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,680 I'm a Taurus, like my dad. 839 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,960 I don't understand you, it's nice here. 840 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,040 There are the mountains, 841 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,880 you can go skiing, there's the lake too... 842 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,480 The lake! 843 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:17,560 Let's talk about it: your lake depresses me! 844 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:22,120 I go round in circles, I knit, I'm like a sailor's wife. 845 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:24,120 The lake mesmerises me. 846 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,320 I'm tired of it. 847 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,600 I'm meant to be living in Paris. 848 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,880 I want to go out every night, I want to meet people... 849 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,160 I'm sure you're going out all the time in Paris. 850 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,400 I hate thinking you're having fun without me. 851 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,600 I love having fun so much! 852 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:45,200 I don't want to die in Haute-Savoie! 853 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,800 Isn't it good for the lungs? 854 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:53,080 Do you know what my lungs are telling you? 855 01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,480 What's that smell? 856 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:55,640 The cake... 857 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,600 Oh no, crap! 858 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,720 Are you going to sleep in the big bed? 859 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,200 Well, we lived together. 860 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,760 Well of course, but... 861 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,240 Alright... 862 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,800 What's with you? 863 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,720 Your dad isn't the only one having fun! 864 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,320 Shut it! 865 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,360 Jean-Pierre... 866 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,960 Would you mind sleeping in the big bed? 867 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,480 Really? 868 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,200 I'm exhausted. 869 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,320 It'll be tough to sleep in the big bed. 870 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,680 You can sleep with me. 871 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:11,880 I won't bother you. 872 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,480 I know, but I prefer. 873 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,320 Welcome on board. 874 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,000 Are you sad? 875 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,000 What are you thinking about? 876 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,080 About this trip. 877 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,920 It's just absurd. 878 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:51,240 If only it were up to me... 879 01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:57,000 I've always been bothered by other people. 880 01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,200 Other people's lives, other people's ideas... 881 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:03,080 other people's parents, other people's bodies... 882 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,520 If other people weren't here to bother me... 883 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:08,920 I'd be very happy. 884 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,680 When I wake up in the morning, I'm always in a good mood. 885 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:15,840 Always. 886 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,680 I've never woken up in a bad mood. 887 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,840 Unlike me! 888 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,960 Every time I open my eyes, a new tragedy starts. 889 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,720 Oh well... 890 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,080 Not me. 891 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,160 Not me. 892 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,560 When I open my eyes, I'm really happy. 893 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:39,080 As long as I'm not reminded that life is full of trouble... 894 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,040 Look at the three of us here. 895 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,920 We could laugh and be happy. 896 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:48,600 But instead of that, 897 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,240 we're trying to fix our mistakes 898 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:52,920 by making even more mistakes. 899 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:55,640 We're just sinking deeper. 900 01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,200 All this because something went wrong at the beginning. 901 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:04,480 Something small that we didn't even deserve. 902 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:05,640 Don't you agree? 903 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,920 Where are you going? 904 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,200 Where are you going? 905 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,520 I thought we were waiting for his father? 906 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,960 While you were asleep, Anita had a great idea. 907 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,160 We take the body out and we leave it there. 908 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,800 - In the car park? - So what? 909 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,800 The body isn't connected to anyone. 910 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,760 They won't know where it came from. 911 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,800 We can wait for you if you want to come. 912 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,000 No, I'm going to bed. 913 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:36,760 Give me my keys. 914 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,720 - What? - Give me my keys! 915 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,520 - We can't rely on you. - What? 916 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,320 We can't count on this guy. 917 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,280 - He's trouble. - I won't lend my car! 918 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:49,520 - People don't lend cars like that. - Your car, your bike... 919 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,200 Stop it! I'm tired of following your hearse. 920 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:54,160 Go to bed, we don't need you! 921 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:55,720 You'll just get in trouble. 922 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,720 That's how he's been for 10 years. 923 01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,880 And here we go again! 924 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,600 You don't care if we go to jail. 925 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,120 - Stop it! - Shut up! 926 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:05,800 Stop or you'll make me cry. 927 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,000 You have a chromosome missing! 928 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,080 Going to bed and getting up 15 minutes later... 929 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,040 Oh, honey. 930 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:39,320 It's locked. 931 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:40,960 What a bunch of weirdos! 932 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,760 - It's locked. - Well of course it is! 933 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,520 You have great ideas at night. 934 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,880 Let's just ring. 935 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,480 Right, call your daddy and he'll open the door. 936 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:50,640 There's a doctor! 937 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,800 We ring and we say it's an emergency. 938 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,120 He lets us in and we run to the car park. 939 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:56,960 That's quite smart. 940 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,520 He's sleeping, of course. 941 01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,240 - He'll send us away. - Shut up! 942 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,360 Yes? 943 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,960 You're ringing at my place. 944 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,160 I'm Dr Laville. 945 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:14,240 - Is anyone ill? - Well... No, I'm not. 946 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,960 - But you... - No, I'm fine. 947 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,800 - Alright then. - I'm ill. 948 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,120 I'm not feeling very well. 949 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,680 Well come on in then. 950 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:28,960 Excuse me. 951 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:33,800 Excuse me. 952 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,960 You can come in. 953 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,920 Alright then, see you later. 954 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:48,800 Aren't you coming? 955 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:52,520 - We don't want to disturb you. - No. 956 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,240 As you wish. 957 01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:57,800 Fourth floor. 958 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:12,960 What's the matter? 959 01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:23,520 Where does it hurt? 960 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,520 Come on in. 961 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,680 It's locked. 962 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,800 They keep locking everything. 963 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,040 - It's a vice. - What will we do? 964 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,400 Shall I undress? 965 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,840 What for? You're not even sick. 966 01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,320 Am I right? 967 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:13,400 You just wanted to get into the building, didn't you? 968 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,360 Your friends wanted to get to the car park? 969 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:26,960 What do they want? 970 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,680 - To steal a car? - No! 971 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:34,120 I've just spent four hours fighting to deliver a baby... 972 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,120 The rest seems quite ludicrous. 973 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,520 Of course. 974 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,560 I need some light! 975 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,840 Why do you have all these keys? 976 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:00,960 Do you steal cars often? 977 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:19,760 Come on. 978 01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,400 Well... 979 01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:25,960 You're really drunk! 980 01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:29,000 Can't you stand straight? 981 01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:30,920 Samantha! 982 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:32,680 Stay here, will you? 983 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,960 That was boring as hell! 984 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,480 It was so boring! 985 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,560 So... boring. 986 01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,840 The whole evening! 987 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,240 The whole evening. 988 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,800 There are the mountains, the lake... 989 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,400 The lake! It mesmerises me, your lake! 990 01:15:56,600 --> 01:16:00,400 I don't want to die in Haute-Savoie. 991 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:14,400 We only want to get something that belongs to us. 992 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:17,280 It's not easy... 993 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:21,080 Jean-Pierre forgot something compromising 994 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:22,600 in his father's DS. 995 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,000 A DS? 996 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,800 - Mr Michalon's car? - Do you know him? 997 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,720 Yes, I know him. 998 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:33,560 He's the gentleman who will marry the tall brunette downstairs. 999 01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,680 Really? He'll marry her? 1000 01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:36,840 So it seems. 1001 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,960 Well then. 1002 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:42,160 What's so compromising? 1003 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,000 You can tell me. 1004 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,960 - I'm open-minded. - Right. 1005 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:48,560 - Is it hash? - No. 1006 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:52,400 - Don't tell me it's hard drugs! - No. 1007 01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:55,440 What is it then? 1008 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:02,000 - Pictures. - Pictures? 1009 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,160 Are these pictures compromising? 1010 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,400 Are they porn pictures? 1011 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:09,720 Yes. 1012 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,560 I think this is the one. 1013 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,640 He doesn't look good. 1014 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,720 - You're scared he might find them. - Yes. 1015 01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:30,880 Is it Jean-Pierre and you? 1016 01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:32,080 Yes. 1017 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:34,520 The other one too? 1018 01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:37,280 Yes. 1019 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,000 I envy you! 1020 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,680 Love is no longer a sin, you know. 1021 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:03,960 Was it a sin before? 1022 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:06,440 When I was young, it was. 1023 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,360 Maybe it was an advantage... 1024 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:44,280 We'll never pull this off! 1025 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:47,680 Will you be able to sleep with all this coffee? 1026 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,440 Sleep? 1027 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:54,520 It's a bit frightening when you live alone. 1028 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,840 My husband died eight years ago. 1029 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:01,720 Since then, I have work and coffee. 1030 01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:03,960 And loneliness. 1031 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:06,560 You need to go out, you can't stay like this. 1032 01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:08,400 Go meet people. 1033 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:12,320 I'm sure you could find a nice and lonely old man. 1034 01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,840 Why an old man? 1035 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,120 I like them young and funny too. 1036 01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:26,280 There you go. 1037 01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:36,320 Excuse us, Doctor! 1038 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,960 His dad's girl just took off. 1039 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:41,120 She stole the car. 1040 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,000 Come, we need to catch up with her. 1041 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,720 I think you should talk to Mr Michalon. 1042 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,880 Don't worry, I'll try to make things right. 1043 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,120 Doctor. 1044 01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,160 Mr Michalon... 1045 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:06,840 Dad, your friend just stole the car. 1046 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,160 What are you doing here? 1047 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,720 - I came to warn you. - My car is downstairs. 1048 01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:12,440 - We can go after her. - Hurry! 1049 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,440 Hurry? Hurry where? 1050 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:16,960 What? 1051 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,720 Where is she? 1052 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,200 And what the hell are you doing here? 1053 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:24,840 I need to know that much at least! 1054 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,160 Unbelievable! What's going on? 1055 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,960 - I... - Mr Michalon. 1056 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,840 You should get dressed first, then start thinking afterwards. 1057 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,720 That would be much better. 1058 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:43,160 The bitch! 1059 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,600 - Dad, go get dressed. - Doctor... 1060 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,560 It's brief but precise. 1061 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:55,400 I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOUR WIFE... 1062 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,160 "Talk to your wife"! 1063 01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,920 The bitch! "Talk to your wife"! 1064 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:02,680 What are you doing here? 1065 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,880 Well, you know, I... 1066 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,720 - You were watching me. - No, I wasn't. 1067 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:09,920 What then? 1068 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,960 There will be time to talk on the road. 1069 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,480 - Give me my shirt. - Yes. 1070 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,160 - Are you wearing this? - What? 1071 01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:21,720 - Are you wearing these trousers? - The bitch! 1072 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:24,280 The bitch! The bitch! The bitch! 1073 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,400 The bitch! 1074 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,720 Give me my other shirt! 1075 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,640 Let's go, she might talk to your mother. 1076 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,480 Mr Michalon! 1077 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:44,480 I've promised these kids I would talk to you. 1078 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,720 Whatever you may find in your car... 1079 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,440 Please, be lenient. 1080 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,840 It all really doesn't matter. 1081 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:09,920 Why did the doctor tell me to be lenient? 1082 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,960 It's about what's in your boot. 1083 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:16,880 It's because of this. 1084 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:18,480 Because of what? 1085 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:19,880 What's in my boot? 1086 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:22,360 Well... 1087 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,600 - Tell him. - You do it. 1088 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:25,880 Out with it! 1089 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,520 I can't tell you because you'll just get mad. 1090 01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:31,920 Come on Jean-Pierre, I'm no tyrant. 1091 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,720 The doctor said it wasn't a big deal. 1092 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:37,720 - A body. - What now? 1093 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:40,920 - A body. - A body? 1094 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,720 What kind of body? 1095 01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:44,280 Well, a body! 1096 01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:46,000 A man's body. 1097 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,160 A real body, a normal one. 1098 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,320 Dead. 1099 01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:55,480 It's a medical student prank, isn't it? 1100 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,320 You stole a corpse! 1101 01:22:57,480 --> 01:23:00,080 No, we didn't steal it, Mr Michalon. 1102 01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:01,560 Is this a joke? 1103 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:03,440 I swear this is no joke. 1104 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,720 A body. 1105 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:10,880 Who is he? 1106 01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,360 - The dead man? - We don't know. 1107 01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:23,600 - We don't know. - What do you mean? 1108 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,160 We don't know who he is. 1109 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:26,760 He just came out of nowhere. 1110 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,040 Spare me the stupid answers, will you? 1111 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:33,640 But listen, it's... 1112 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,720 Don't tell me he just happened to die in my boot. 1113 01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,880 - I didn't say that. - We put him there. 1114 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,760 - Right. - Before you left Paris. 1115 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,760 He showed up at Anita's and before the neighbour came... 1116 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,280 - What? - We'll finish later, let's go. 1117 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,600 - How much do I owe you? - 12.50. 1118 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,120 Your friend Janice has to go through customs. 1119 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,600 If they happen to open the boot... 1120 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:26,160 CUSTOMS, THREE KILOMETRES COMPULSORY STOP 1121 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:28,320 Did you remember to buy bread? 1122 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,480 Stop! 1123 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:33,760 Papers please. 1124 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,040 - Do you have your insurance? - I think so, yes. 1125 01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:40,320 Do you like this music? You're a romantic! 1126 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:42,200 No, I'm in a hurry. 1127 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:45,600 A beautiful woman like you shouldn't be in a hurry. 1128 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,600 - Dreams shouldn't flee... - Is everything in order? 1129 01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,160 Alright, alright, you can go. 1130 01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,320 - Papers please! - What? Yes, of course. 1131 01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:16,520 - Crap! - Sorry, it's this idiot... 1132 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:19,480 Where are the papers? 1133 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,160 Do you have your insurance papers? 1134 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,840 Yes, wait a minute. 1135 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:33,040 All these papers... 1136 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,160 Are you from Paris? 1137 01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:43,200 Two beautiful women in two minutes, what a nice day! 1138 01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:45,240 There are days like this. 1139 01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:07,200 Anything to declare? 1140 01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:08,480 No. 1141 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,600 Well yes, Chopin! 1142 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:15,680 Could you open your boot, please. 1143 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,640 Here it is! 1144 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,960 The greenery is like a beautiful girl, 1145 01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,760 a sunset under the rain... 1146 01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:24,440 Dad! 1147 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,600 Oh God! 1148 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:32,840 You can go. 1149 01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:42,320 Everything's fine. 1150 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:47,600 Stay on the phone, please. Hello? 1151 01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:53,080 I said hello. Hello? 1152 01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:54,600 My car! 1153 01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:56,400 - He's crazy! - Why did he leave? 1154 01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:58,640 It's your fault, you said he could go. 1155 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:00,480 - Can I see your insurance? - Here! 1156 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:02,760 My car! 1157 01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:04,520 Did you see that? 1158 01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:06,360 A brand new office... 1159 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:08,600 You didn't enjoy it long. 1160 01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,200 You can go. 1161 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,680 Well done, Dad! 1162 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:19,080 Look! 1163 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:27,640 They let her through. 1164 01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:30,480 Well done. 1165 01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:32,600 What are you waiting for? Come on out! 1166 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:38,200 We need to call the police. 1167 01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,480 Yes, I'm sorry! 1168 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:43,040 I don't know what happened, it was an accident. 1169 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,280 I do really hope it was an accident! 1170 01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,760 I have to go, I have work to do. Bye! 1171 01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,960 It cut off again. 1172 01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:51,320 It was brand new! 1173 01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:54,560 I think the accelerator got stuck. 1174 01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:55,760 Hello? 1175 01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:58,280 The shaft probably broke. 1176 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,320 You were going too fast anyway. 1177 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:03,320 - Give me the car's papers. - The papers? 1178 01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:06,960 They're coming. 1179 01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:08,600 I'll smash his face in! 1180 01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,000 I'll smash his face in! 1181 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:12,800 A man who doesn't respect cars, I have to beat him up. 1182 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,920 I'm happy to help but there are limits! 1183 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:16,800 They are all crazy in this family. 1184 01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,560 - Move along, move along. - It's my car! 1185 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:22,120 It's my car! 1186 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,680 I'm telling you it's my car! 1187 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:27,200 You're just like the others, in a different uniform. 1188 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:28,760 Your passport. 1189 01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:31,480 But it's my car! 1190 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:32,880 - Don't yell! - Jean-Pierre? 1191 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:34,280 Yes, Dad? 1192 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,560 Go then, if it's your car. 1193 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:40,640 I can't believe him! 1194 01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:43,280 I can't believe it! The headlight is broken. 1195 01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:45,200 - The papers. - Let me beat him up. 1196 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,640 Later. 1197 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,800 - Did you see? - I sure did! 1198 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:55,360 My dad can take decisions. 1199 01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:59,600 Aren't you cute, aren't you just cute... 1200 01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:03,880 - Why do you say that? - Because you're cute. 1201 01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:07,280 Last name, first name and address. 1202 01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:09,520 Michalon, Edmond, 36 rue Jasmin. 1203 01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:12,720 - Are you married? - If I'm married... 1204 01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:15,560 Ouch! Ouch! Mummy! 1205 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:20,560 That's not the right way! 1206 01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,280 - At least you got down here. - Help me up. 1207 01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:26,920 - You made it down. - I made it down! 1208 01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:28,400 You're safe now. 1209 01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,840 That's not very nice! 1210 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:32,760 - Mrs Michalon? - Yes. 1211 01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:35,440 - Are you Mrs Michalon? - I am. 1212 01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,200 I'm your husband's mistress. 1213 01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,080 Really? Which one? 1214 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:42,400 You must sign this now. 1215 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,040 - Me? - Yes, you. 1216 01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:45,360 Here. 1217 01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:47,120 - Are we done? - Yes. 1218 01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:50,240 But be more careful in the future. 1219 01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,600 Thank you. 1220 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:55,680 Raise the barrier. 1221 01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:57,400 He wanted to brake 1222 01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:00,640 but his foot slipped on the accelerator. 1223 01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:03,120 This would never happen here. 1224 01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:04,960 He must be Belgium. 1225 01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:11,880 Go ahead, there's nothing behind you. 1226 01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:16,440 Don't look so upset. 1227 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:17,840 What should I say? 1228 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:19,840 Let's go. 1229 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:22,040 - Let's go? - Yes, let's go! 1230 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,440 Here we are. 1231 01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:19,360 Well done! 1232 01:31:23,440 --> 01:31:25,080 Crap! 1233 01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:26,840 It's quite something. 1234 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,160 Do you come here often? 1235 01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:30,240 Every year. 1236 01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:34,120 But this year is different. 1237 01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:37,000 Mr Michalon? 1238 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,840 - Daddy? - We're here. 1239 01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:43,880 - I know... - Come on. 1240 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:45,600 Don't be scared now. 1241 01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:47,200 Easy for you to say! 1242 01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:51,040 Mrs Michalon won't eat you alive. 1243 01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:53,360 I've been scared of her for 25 years. 1244 01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:10,320 Jean-Pierre! 1245 01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:15,000 It looks like she's leaving. 1246 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:18,200 - Edmond? - Yes. 1247 01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:19,480 We're in here. 1248 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,480 We were playing gin. 1249 01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,920 She's a great player. 1250 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:27,240 Big gin! 1251 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,000 Hello. 1252 01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:31,320 Hello! 1253 01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:32,800 Did you bring your son? 1254 01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:34,440 That seems appropriate. 1255 01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:35,440 Hi, Mum. 1256 01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:37,640 These are my friends, Anita and Daniel. 1257 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,760 - Hello. - Hello, madam. 1258 01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:44,560 Hi, honey. 1259 01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:46,920 I guess you already met your dad's mistress? 1260 01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:48,680 Hello. 1261 01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:52,240 Well... Daddy told me... 1262 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:54,400 - What would you like to drink? - A port. 1263 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:56,680 I'd like a whiskey. 1264 01:32:57,680 --> 01:32:59,080 Alright. 1265 01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:00,920 What about you, Edmond? 1266 01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:02,880 Will you stop your games! 1267 01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:04,640 What games? 1268 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,800 Your friend said you wanted a divorce. 1269 01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:08,880 Let's not fight, I agree. 1270 01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,680 What do you mean? 1271 01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:12,720 - She's leaving. - I'm leaving. 1272 01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:14,320 I'm going to my dad's in Geneva. 1273 01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:15,920 He's a banker. 1274 01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:17,840 A Swiss banker! 1275 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:21,000 I got used to your mistresses 1276 01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:23,600 but it's the first time you bring one home. 1277 01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:25,920 I don't want you to leave me! 1278 01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:28,080 You're my wife and I love you. 1279 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:29,480 Hey! 1280 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:32,800 What the hell! 1281 01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:34,880 Hypocrite! 1282 01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:45,080 He knows I have a lot of money, miss. 1283 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:51,840 Edmond, I forgot to tell you. 1284 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:57,200 I'm keeping everything: the flat, the chalet, the office... 1285 01:33:57,360 --> 01:34:00,800 And I don't think Dad will keep you as the head of the company. 1286 01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:04,400 And he's getting fired too! 1287 01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:06,560 He'll be having quite a few headaches. 1288 01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:09,480 - Jean-Pierre, give me hand. - Wait! 1289 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:13,840 If you're taking everything, take the DS too. 1290 01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,720 It's good on mountain roads. 1291 01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:17,240 But Dad, you... 1292 01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:21,240 Janice, give me the keys. 1293 01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:29,600 Thank you. 1294 01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:31,000 It's in my name anyway. 1295 01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:42,280 No, Jean-Pierre! 1296 01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:44,440 Put them in the boot. 1297 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,400 But there's no room in the boot. 1298 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,760 What do you mean, there's no room? 1299 01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:57,240 Who's this? 1300 01:34:57,360 --> 01:35:00,240 Someone who wanted to ruin me. 1301 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,720 And you killed him? 1302 01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:03,760 I brought him for Christmas! 1303 01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:06,400 Jean-Pierre, take back your mother's bags. 1304 01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:08,680 You let me go with that! 1305 01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:14,400 You let me cross the border with that thing? 1306 01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:16,000 Are you nuts? 1307 01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:19,000 - You're the one who left. - He was sleeping. 1308 01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:22,560 How do I make sense of this? 1309 01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:25,120 And? 1310 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,040 What shall we do? 1311 01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:31,920 I don't know but I'm off. 1312 01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:34,200 Call me a taxi, Edmond. 1313 01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:35,680 Everyone's staying. 1314 01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:38,840 You don't know you weren't followed. 1315 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,640 Me? 1316 01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:42,600 Listen up! 1317 01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:44,160 Listen up. 1318 01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:47,080 If the police come, let's pretend nothing happened. 1319 01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:49,640 It's Christmas. 1320 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:52,280 - Can you cook? - Yes, very well. 1321 01:35:52,440 --> 01:35:53,440 To the kitchen then! 1322 01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:56,480 You two come with me, we'll take care of the body. 1323 01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:12,440 Is Anita staying with you? 1324 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,120 Isn't she nice? 1325 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:17,080 The three of us are having fun. 1326 01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:20,360 The mountains, the Christmas tree, 1327 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:23,000 the snow, the skiing... 1328 01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:24,960 - The lake! - Excuse me? 1329 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:26,600 You talk like your father. 1330 01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:29,440 - My father? - He mesmerises me. 1331 01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:32,960 You always have to complain about something. 1332 01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:36,320 But here is the nice family Christmas you wanted! 1333 01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:39,360 On Christmas Eve! 1334 01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:45,720 Merry Christmas! 1335 01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:49,040 Merry Christmas! 1336 01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:01,640 - Well then? - Wait... 1337 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,120 What did you do with the body? 1338 01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:06,000 - What body? - A body? 1339 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:07,240 What body? 1340 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:22,560 NO PROBLEM! 1341 01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:29,120 SUBTITLES: RED BEE MEDIA FRANCE 90579