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Previously on
"Miracle Workers"...
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What's going on
here in Rosie-land?
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I'm working.
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Rosie! Rosie!
Rosie!
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So, we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.
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Sam:
She's really neat, Nana.
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And I'm taking her
on, like, a real date.
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I'm so excited, Sammy!
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Did you hear that?
"Real date."
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We might actually
pull this off.
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I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.
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Wait, what's
that scary red number mean?
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Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
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Woman: Ground floor.
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Hello!
Welcome to Heaven.
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Right this way for orientation.
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Welcome to Heaven.
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Man: Welcome to Heaven.
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Hi. I'm Peg.
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Congratulations on
your completely random entry
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into Heaven.
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As employees of Heaven Inc.,
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it is our responsibility
to keep Earth running smoothly.
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We're talking tide control.
Gravity enforcement. Teeth.
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Your initial department
assignments will be random,
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except in the case of
one incredibly vital position --
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executive assistant to God.
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Excuse me.
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How do I apply?
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Follow me.
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♪ Na, na-na, na
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♪ Na, na-na, na
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♪ Na, na-na, na
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♪ Na, na-na, na
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♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na
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♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na
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♪ Na, na-na, na
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♪ Na, na-na, na
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Wow.
Here's your desk.
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If I may ask, why was
that test so complex?
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We needed to find someone
who could handle...a lot.
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Well, I'm so honored
that you think I'm qualified.
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Mm-hmm.
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I always wanted
to have a job
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where I could make
a positive impact
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and do something meaningful.
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God: ♪ Diddly-diddly,
bop-bop, be-bop ♪
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♪ Ba-doo-bop, bip-bop, a-doo
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Who's that?
I'm sorry.
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What?
Goodbye.
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What -- What do you mean,
"goodbye"? What?
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Hey-o!
New assistant alert.
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Whoop, whoop,
whoop, whoop!
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That was the alert.
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Hi. I'm God.
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I-I'm Rosie.
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All right, follow me.
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I hope you're ready
to hit the ground running,
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because we've got a real
challenge ahead of us.
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I was able to crack the box,
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but, uh, this bag ain't
going down without a fight.
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Can you, uh...
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Whoa! Muscle fingers.
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Oh, yeah.
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I guess that's everything.
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Oh! Look.
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I got a prize.
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Vroom! Vroom!
Vroom!
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Oh, I'm keeping you.
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Um, put this
on the shelf for me.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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I don't get it.
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Sam's grandma
looks healthy to me.
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Yeah, well,
she's about to drop dead.
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When she dies,
he's gonna freak out,
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cancel the date,
and fly home.
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Are we sure
he's gonna fly home?
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Maybe they're
not that close.
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They're pretty close.
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Voice breaking- A toast.
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To the most wonderful,
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inspiring...
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and caring person
that I have ever known.
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This one's for you.
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♪ Amazing Nana
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Oh, shit.♪ How sweet you are♪
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We have
to keep Nana alive.
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Then we'll have to go down
to the basement.
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What's in the basement?
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Death.
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Heaven Inc. God's Office.
Rosie. What's up?
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Mike: Rosie, hi.
My name is Mike.
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I'm the Senior Vice President
over at the Zebulon Galaxy,
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recently voted the top galaxy
in the omniverse.
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I'm not sure that my boss
is around at the moment.
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Actually, Rosie,
we're calling for you.
Me?
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Word got out
the Earth is going under,
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and we're always on
the lookout for top talent.
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I'd love to buy you
a cup of coffee
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and tell you what we're all
about here at Zebulon.
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Only if you have time,
of course.
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Rosie! Lazy Susan's
now has a signature cocktail.
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And it's thick.
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I have time.
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How much bog could a bog frog
hog if bog frog could hog bog?
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What are you doing?Sorry. It's --
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I can't control it.
It's a habit.
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It's something I do
when I get very nervous.
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What's there
to be nervous about?
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Cleo: Hello.Aah!
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Hello.
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Are you Death?
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No. That'sDeath.
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Cool.
Uh, we were wondering --
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Is there any way we could
maybe keep this lady alive?
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How are you today?
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Cleo:
That's going to be difficult.
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At birth, every human
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is randomly assigned
an expiration date.
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You can die before your time,
but not after.
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There's gotta be
something we can do.
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I suppose
you could file a death waiver.
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That'll postpone her death
for 100 days.
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Okay, great.
That -- That --
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That's a real relief.
Thank you.
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First, you have
to get it signed by God.
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Good luck.
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What if we just asked him
nicely, obviously?
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Craig, there's no way
he's signing this.
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I bet Rosie can get him
to do it.
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She has him sign stuff
all the time.
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie,
my favorite co-worker.
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Is that a new blazer?
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-Not now.
-Rosie, please.
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We need your help.
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If God doesn't sign this,
the Earth will explode.
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Maybe it should.
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If you want my advice,
jump ship.
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Find somewhere else
to work.
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Somewhere that isn't run
by an illiterate madman.
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Did she just say
"illiterate"?
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Rosie was joking, though,
right?
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I mean,
God must be able to read.
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And yet, if he can't,
it would explain a lot.
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For example, every time
I've seen him "reading,"
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it looked like
his eyes weren't moving.
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Maybe he's just
a slow reader.
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Maybe,
but -- but -- but --
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but looking back,
there was another thing.
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Are you sure
you want to do that?
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Do what exactly?
Brush my teeth?
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Yeah, but with foot cream?
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Yes.
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This is what I want.
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It would make me really sad
if God couldn't read.
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But if it's true, we can
trick him into signing this.
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What? Mm...It's our only chance.
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We're running out of time.
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I say we gotta risk it.No, wait.
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Howdy, boozehounds.
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Just in time
for Happy Hour.
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All right, now,
every bar has cocktails.
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But only Lazy Susan's
has Shocktails!
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Oh.
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Drink up!
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Mm...
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Yeah, the first shock
is how much liquor is in them.
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Yeah. Wow.The second shock is,
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there are little prizes
in the bottom.
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Ah.
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Looks like this lucky bastard
found the dice.
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Hey, God,
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uh, could you sign
something for us?
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What is it?
Well, word got out
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that you were working on cool
new drinks for Lazy Susan's,
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and we figured you might
need a
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liquor license.
Yeah.
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Oh, wow, Sanjay. Keepin' me
two steps ahead of Johnny Law.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay.
Nice.
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Guys, I'm beginning to
second-guess this plan.
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I mean, what if he finds out?
He's gonna be furious.
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Don't worry, okay?
Deep down, God's a softie.
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I've never seen him
get mad.
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What in the
is this?!
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I ordered a burger
and curlyfries.
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What --
Um, I'm pretty sure
it was regular fries.
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Regular fries?!
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If there's one thing
that makes me angry,
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it's when someone tries
to trick me.
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Tries to play me
for a fool.
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I-I'm sorry.
It's too late!
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The trick's
already been played.
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You up, hombre.
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Give him
the punishment.
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What the hell?
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Don't go anywhere.
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Did he just turn that guy
into a jelly bean?!
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I don't know.
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Here's some information
about Zebulon.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Rosie, I'm gonna cut
straight to the chase.
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We think
you're more than qualified
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to be Zebulon's
next executive project manager.
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Wow.
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We're prepared to offer
a highly competitive salary,
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as well as a suite of perks,
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including a personal chef,
on-call masseuse,
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private golf course,
a company car, a bag of jewels.
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But most importantly,
you'll finally have a chance
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to make a positive impact
and do something meaningful.
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Let's be real, Rosie.
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You deserve better
than Heaven.
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I'm in.
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Great.
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Can we go now?
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Can we go right now?
Let's go.
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Unfortunately,
we can't poach you.
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So you will have to wait here
until the Earth explodes.
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-It won't be long.
-Cheers.
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...bog frog hog
if a bog frog could hog bog?
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What is happening?
What is happening?Could he hog the whole bog,
would he snog another frog
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on a log in the fog of a bog?Be cool. Be cool!
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Bog-bog frog with a
billy-bog hog that he flogs
by the bog with a log.
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Pull it together!Through the fog and the smog,
Mr. Frog was agog...
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Stop saying those words!
I need you to stay with me!
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We're gonna be fine.
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Okay. Trust me.
He can't read, okay?
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He can't read.
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Hey.
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Want to know
a little secret?
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I can't read.
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Ah.
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Without my glasses.
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I've just been
revisiting "Oliver Twist."
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I know. Dickens
is a little pedestrian,
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but, uh, what can I say?
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I'm a populist.
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So, let's see
that liquor license.
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Interesting.
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Very, very interesting.
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Yeah.
Looks good to me.
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Rosie: Wait.
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Before you sign,
maybe I should have a look
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at the fine print.
Just to be safe.
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Oh, well, that's
good thinking, Rosa-reen-o.
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Nice try.
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I told you guys
to let this whole thing go.
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Just get out of here before
he turns you into beans.
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Wait.
So, is that confirmed?
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That is
actually what happened?
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W-Why won't anybody
answer me?
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No one is
even looking at me.
256
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Look at me!
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00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,207
Rosie, if you don't care
about Earth,
258
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don't you at least care
about keeping your job?
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I found a better one.
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Executive Project Manager
at Zebulon.
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Respect.
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00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:26,288
Let's get out of here.
Wait.
263
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:29,291
Why do you want
to work for this place?
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Because they're the best.Exactly.
265
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,710
They're the best.
They don't need any help.
266
00:13:34,744 --> 00:13:36,781
Meanwhile, this place
is such a crazy mess,
267
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,679
it's about to go under,
and the only ones
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00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,198
trying to fix things
are the three of us,
269
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and we have no idea
what we're doing.
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None.
Hm.
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I am objectively bad
at my job --
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I have accidentally killed
a ton of people --
273
00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:50,208
and
I'm the leader of this group.
274
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,796
It's true.She leads us.
275
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:56,318
Look. We are about
to get turned into beans.
276
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,734
We are desperate
for someone like you.
277
00:13:58,768 --> 00:13:59,804
You can go to Zebulon,
278
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:04,360
but if you do that,
your talents will be wasted.
279
00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:07,398
'Cause those people
don't need you.
280
00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:11,781
We do.
281
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,271
All right.
Now that you've tried the small,
282
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,445
you got to try the medium.
283
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,482
How's that fine print looking,
Rosie?
284
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,281
It looks like
a standard liquor license.
285
00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:30,904
Yes! She saved us!
No, I gave it away!
286
00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:33,044
He knows!
287
00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:34,563
Craig...
288
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:38,394
Rosie, would you mind
reading the document out loud?
289
00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:55,239
"This contract for the sale
of alcoholic beverages
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is between
Lazy Susan's Enterprises
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and the Transdimensional
Law Enforcement Bureau.
292
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:01,935
Upon signing,
293
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:06,457
the sale of spirits,
such as Shocktails,
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00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,079
will be legally permitted."
295
00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,116
Would you like to write in
any amendments?
296
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,600
Nah.
297
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:14,051
Sounds good to me.
298
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,645
Eliza: Oh.
We gotta go.
299
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,164
Oh.
300
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,476
Uh...
Thank you.
301
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,340
...you haven't tried the --
What? Oh.
302
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,066
All right.
303
00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:33,794
Woman:
Life extension granted.
304
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:36,590
100 days.
305
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,145
Congratulations.
Yes!
306
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,116
This one?
307
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:46,186
Or this one?
308
00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,602
You can wear one
on the first date
309
00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:50,259
and one on the second.
310
00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:52,054
Nana.
311
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,401
To Nana.
312
00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:57,577
No. To Rosie.
313
00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:59,786
Congrats.
Zebulon is lucky to have you.
314
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,133
They don't have me
until the Earth explodes.
315
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:04,273
And maybe it won't.
316
00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:09,278
Mm.
317
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:20,945
All right. Well, this calls
for an extra-special toast.
318
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:26,192
I pilfered this
from upstairs.
319
00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:27,641
Wow, Craig.
320
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:30,230
Pretty bold.Yeah. I was very drunk.
321
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,232
I still am.
322
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,440
Cheers.
Oh.
323
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:36,202
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
324
00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:37,548
Rosie: So, we should
get back to work.
325
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:38,721
-Yeah.
-What?
326
00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:40,206
Oh, okay.
327
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:46,315
Uh, Hello?
328
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,903
Hello?
329
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,629
God:
Good evening, Craig.
330
00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:52,287
Um...you --
331
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:55,635
you wanted to see me, sir?
332
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,499
I couldn't help but notice
that some
333
00:16:57,533 --> 00:17:00,674
of my signature Shocktail
umbrellas have gone missing.
334
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,988
Have they? Oh, no.
335
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,026
I don't think
they blew away.
336
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,787
Do youthink
they blew away, Craig?
337
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,065
I'm so sorry.
338
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,481
I only took
a few umbrellas.
339
00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,414
I-I really like umbrellas.
340
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:20,073
We all like umbrellas.
341
00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:23,387
They turn every drink
into a party.
342
00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:26,769
See?
343
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:28,702
Aren't we having fun now?
344
00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:32,465
You stabbed me in the back.
345
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:35,571
It's time
for the punishment.
346
00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:39,610
Oh...no.
347
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,065
Oh, how much bog
could a bog frog hog
348
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,481
if a bog frog
could hog bog?
349
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:50,621
Shh.
350
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:53,106
It's over.
351
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,659
It's done.
352
00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,704
Okay, so, check it out --
353
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:08,052
I love root-beer-flavored
jelly beans,
354
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,089
but they only put one
in each jar.
355
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,953
And the lids
are screwed on tight.
356
00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:16,025
So the punishment is,
you open that jar,
357
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:20,133
find me a root beer,
and then fork over that bean.
358
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,548
Go ahead.
359
00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:34,837
Here you go.
360
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,016
Punishment served.
Oh.
361
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:42,776
Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you back there.
362
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,124
No, it's okay.
I-I understand.
363
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,022
You -- You were trying
to teach me a lesson,
364
00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:49,783
and I have
definitely learned it.
365
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:52,855
I'm very sorry
and also very relieved
366
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:56,065
that this is
the...whole punishment?
367
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,895
Yep. This is it.
368
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:58,896
This is it.
369
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,072
This is it.
370
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,319
The firsttime.
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