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It's what you want, boy
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It's what you need, babe
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We got to give you more
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Of what you really want
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It's a secret that's
been Pent up inside for years
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Exclusive type
Only for your eyes and ears
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You held it in for so long
You burstin' into tears
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The letters spill slowly across
the page like a world premier
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Well, all right, the bullshit
begins here
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The obvious cause
the effects is unclear
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The punishment for crimes of
the heart could be severe
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Though to keep it on the low
is a heavy cross to bear
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You deep now, submerged
With no signs of air
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Still your sunken heart Thumpin'
like the kick in the snare
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When on the surface
It's all turnin' to a circus
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That's why you're nervous
And you got a right to be
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It's what you want, boy
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It's what you need, babe
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We got to give you more
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- Thanks a lot, man.
- You bet.
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- Cool. Take care.
- You, too.
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Harp,
how's it going, brother?
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Robin, baby,
I got some good news.
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Try this.
Tell me what you think.
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Come on, girl.
You know...
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Grilled ginger shrimp with
cranberry-orange-mango chutney.
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Damn, that's good.
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Yeah, man, 'tis good.
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Thanks for letting
me use your kitchen.
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That's cool.
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I almost died
when my stove broke.
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No problem, baby.
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But then I remembered what
a loving boyfriend I have.
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Uh-huh.
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Sorry about the mess.
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I have three jobs
going on at once here.
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It's so crazy.
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So I see.
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So, hey!
What's the news?
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What's the dealio?
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Oh! Uh...
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Oprah Winfrey wants my new
book, Unfinished Business,
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for her January
Book of the Month Club show.
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Harper, you're kidding.
Uh-uh, I ain't kidding.
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Oh, my God!
Your first novel?
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I was a little nervous
when I heard
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that she wanted
to read a preview copy.
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But she read it and loved it.
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When's the release date?
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We go into print next month.
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Oh. baby!
"m $0 happy for you.
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I'm so happy for you!
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That is so great.
So great.
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I'm on my way, girl.
The callaloo.
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I missed you.
Hmm.
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I'm so glad you
decided to come back
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to town before
heading to New York.
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Mmm. Yeah. Me, too, baby.
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Oh, did I tell you about the
20-city book tour I got going?
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I'm psyched. I gotta make sure
my shit's on point, though.
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Harper, come on.
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"Harper, come on,"
what?
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You never
live enough for today.
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For once,
just enjoy the moment.
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At least for a little while?
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Robin,
I got to stay focused.
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All work and no play
makes Harper a very dull boy.
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Yeah, whatever, man.
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"Yeah, whatever, man."
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You're not feeling me, huh?
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I felt you
getting your freak on
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a couple minutes ago.
That's what I felt.
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Only with you.
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That's what
I like to hear.
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Oh, girl.
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I could be like this
with you forever, Harper.
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Hmm-mmm.
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What?
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Relax.
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All I mean is that
I love being with you.
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You said yourself that I was the
best girlfriend you ever had.
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You've never been with
somebody this long
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or had this much fun.
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Face it. We fit together.
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Yeah, but...
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You love me, don't you?
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Of course I do,
but it's not that simple.
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It is to me.
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Wow.
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Dead silence.
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Nice. Excuse me.
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What's "Excuse me"? Wait.
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No.
I think I'll get some sleep.
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Wait, Robin.
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Honey, about last night.
I didn't...
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Harper, it's okay.
I know you love me.
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I do, you know.
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I'm not insecure.
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I just have doubts sometimes.
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About what?
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Like this wedding reunion
with your friends.
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I don't know
what I'm really walking into.
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Oh, baby!
They are gonna love you.
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Don't worry. They are gonna love you.
You'll be fine.
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Really?
Yes, really.
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Even Kendall?
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I can't believe
that you're jealous
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of a character
that I wrote in my book.
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Not just a character.
An icon. An ideal.
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Your soul mate.
Jackson's soul mate.
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She's nothing like me.
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Honey, she's not like anybody.
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She is a combination of a bunch
of women that I knew in college.
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Why would I lie to you about
something like that, girl?
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I don't know.
That's what scares me.
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Okay, here it is.
Here is the drama.
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Okay. See, I thought I had finally
avoided it in this relationship.
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I'm not perfect, Harper.
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Could we stop
talking about this, please?
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I had to let you
know how I feel.
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Yeah. Are you still
coming to the wedding?
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Of course I am.
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Nothing has changed
about that.
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I want you to have fun.
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Hang out with your boys,
reminisce.
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I'll still be there on Sunday.
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That's great. Fine. Good.
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Atlantic Airlines welcomes you
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to New York City's
La Guardia Airport.
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I'm coming!
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Harper!
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Murch! My man!
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Hey, New York.
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It's the Doug Banks Show
with DeDe McGuire.
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Can you believe those Giants?
Unbelievable!
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Lance Sullivan, my man!
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That man really is. He's fine.
Big old chocolate thing...
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No, DeDe,
he's a good football player.
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I know that.
I'm a fan.
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Right. All right,
here's Lauryn Hill.
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What do you say about that?
So, they're fine.
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They're young, that's all.
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And I had to take a gun away
from one kid last week.
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Oh, hell, no! A gun?
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Damn it, Murch!
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Didn't that firm
you worked at last summer,
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did they not offer you
a six-figure salary?
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Yes, they did.
So what's up?
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I have to
pass the bar first.
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Whatever, man.
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All right, listen, brother,
all I'm saying is
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that if you're
gonna be stressed,
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get paid for it, man.
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Now you sound like Shelby.
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Shelby.
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Lockdown!
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You are lucky I love you
like an adopted brother.
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I'm playing. She's cool.
Shelby's cool.
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You certainly didn't make her sound
any kind of cool in your book.
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Uh, I mean,
not that I read your book.
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You read my book?
No.
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How did you get
ahold of my book?
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I don't have your book,
Harper. Jordan does.
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Jordan has my book?
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All right, camera two, I need
a close-up on Dr. Gayle.
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Zoom in slowly, slowly.
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All right, great.
Hold it right there.
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Camera one, stand by
for audience reaction.
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Give me audience reaction,
camera one.
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Jordan Armstrong.
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She's already running
things, ain't she?
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You should not be surprised.
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She's the only one
more driven than you are.
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That's all right.
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When's the last time
you saw Jordan?
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Oh, last March,
actually.
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We didn't really
have much time to hang,
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though, 'cause
she had a deadline.
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And I had to move...
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What, nigger?
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You, my brother,
are withholding information.
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Here we go.
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You and Jordan got busy
in undergrad, didn't you?
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No, we didn't.
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What about the book? What about the book?
Jackson and Kendall.
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That's you two.
I know it!
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They picked the prime opportunity
to make grass sandwiches.
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"A passionate night
of lovemaking so intense..."
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I know my words.
Embellishment sells books.
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Oh, so,
then what really happened?
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Nothing.
You are lying!
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I know it.
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Out with it.
What?
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Tell me. Tell me.
Nothing.
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All right, it was
senior year during finals.
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The year-end issue was
off to the printer
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and the staff had left
for the night.
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We both had studying to do,
but we were mad tired.
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Only Stevie Wonder was
gonna help us that night.
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Doo-doo-doo-do
Mmm-mmm
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Doo-doo-doo-do
Mmm-mmm
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As around the sun the earth
knows she's revolving
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And the rosebuds know
to bloom in early May
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Just as hate knows love's the cure,
you can rest your mind assured
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That I'll be loving you always
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Until the rainbow burns
the stars down in the sky
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Always Until the ocean
covers every mountain high
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Always
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Until the dolphin flies
and parrots live at sea
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Always
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Until we dream of life
and life becomes a dream
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Did you know that true love
asks for nothin'
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Her acceptance
Is the way we pay
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Did you know that life
has given love a guarantee
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To last through forever
and another day
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Just as time knew to move on
since the beginning
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And the seasons know exactly
when to change
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Just as kindness knows no shame,
know through all your joy and pain
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That I'll be loving you always
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As today I know I'm living
but tomorrow...
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And you didn't tell any of us?
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There really wasn't
much to tell, really.
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And, you know,
you can't keep a secret.
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What? What do you mean
I can't keep a secret?
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Were you supposed to tell me
that you had my book? Or...
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Just finish the story.
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Until the earth just
for the sun denies itself
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I'll be loving you forever
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Until dear mother nature
says her work is through
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Until the day that you are me
And I am you
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I guess, in retrospect,
it was one of those moments
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you wish
you could have back.
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But at the time,
it just wasn't right.
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Wasn't right?
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No.
You two are ridiculous.
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Why?
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You forget. She was off to
LA to do that internship
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I was headed
straight to grad school.
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In other words,
the two control freaks
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couldn't lose control
and get freaky, right?
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Wow.
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I almost forgot
how corny you could be.
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Almost.
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I thought it was
a pretty good play on words.
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Um,
it was kind of corny.
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Okay.
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Jordan, stop it.
This is business.
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This is your boy.
This is strictly business.
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It's all good.
You don't have...
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Good job, Jordan.
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Great. Thanks, Anita. I think it was
good, but I think we could've...
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Is that him?
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00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,500
Yes. Yes, indeed. That is Harper
Stewart, Lance Sullivan's best man.
254
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:57,800
You sure we can't get a camera at that wedding?
It could be huge.
255
00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:58,429
I know. I've actually
been working on that,
256
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,600
but they're very
adamant about it.
257
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:01,261
Keep trying.
258
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,269
Right.
259
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,770
You ready?
260
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,105
Ready.
261
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,360
Here she is.
262
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,488
Hey. Harper Stewart.
263
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,319
Jordan Armstrong.
264
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,281
Harper, I've always
enjoyed your writing.
265
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,950
But that book of yours?
Wow, you nailed it.
266
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,868
And your girl here,
talk about a fan.
267
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,795
She's got her nose in that preview
copy every free moment she's got.
268
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,624
It's my job to keep up
with what's current.
269
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,338
Of course you do.
270
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,211
Harper, can we get
you on Teen Summit,
271
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,171
or profile you on
Tonight With Tavis?
272
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,470
Absolutely. Sure.
I would like that.
273
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,170
Great.
274
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,186
We'll even get Jordan to produce it.
What do you think, J?
275
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,764
Absolutely.
We've got the inside track.
276
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,899
This is gonna be fabulous. It was
a pleasure meeting you both.
277
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,445
I've got to run.
Take care, Harper.
278
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,680
All right.
Bye-bye.
279
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,611
That's gonna be Jordan
in a little while.
280
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,910
She's well on her way.
281
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,280
True. True.
282
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,911
Come on, now.
Give me love.
283
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,996
Yeah, of course.
284
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,200
Urn...
285
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:15,503
Okay. Yeah. So, you know...
286
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,632
Like Anita was saying, we want
to get you in the studio.
287
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,841
You know me.
I'm all yours.
288
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,312
Right.
289
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,854
Yeah.
So, you guys ready to go?
290
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,231
All right, I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
291
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,400
Damn, this wedding shit,
it never ends.
292
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,523
Who wants ham hocks?
Lance's uncles.
293
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,279
And Mia's cousins
have the nerve
294
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,905
to be calling me,
driving me nuts,
295
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,154
asking me to hook them
up with guys and shit.
296
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,614
You should
introduce them to Quentin.
297
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,950
Oh, well, I did.
Big mistake.
298
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,126
He's got the poor girls open.
299
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,623
Charming motherfucker.
300
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,166
That's what he's good at.
301
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:59,335
If they gave college credit for
that, he'd have his PhD by now.
302
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,759
You know, Dr. Feel Good
has your book.
303
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,220
Quentin has my book?
304
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,830
Go on, baby.
Quentin Spivey!
305
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,670
Quentin Spivey from
our nation's capital.
306
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,780
Wow, I'm gonna have
to do a little story on him.
307
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,780
I'll be right back.
All right, cool.
308
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,293
You want a drink?
No.
309
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,400
What's wrong with you?
310
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,166
You talk too much.
311
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,100
See you later. Peace.
312
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,465
Why would you
tell him everything?
313
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,466
So, Q, what's up
with the guitar?
314
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:31,301
This? Just a little something
to add to the repertoire.
315
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,641
You know a nigger got gifts.
316
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,604
The nigger's
scatterbrained.
317
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,474
I had to pull
some serious strings
318
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,309
to get you that photography
gig at the Post.
319
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,814
What happened?
320
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,445
Don't get all bent.
321
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,489
You know I read your book.
322
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,151
I heard. So?
323
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,663
So you got skills, Joe.
324
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,704
I ain't gonna front.
You about to blow the fuck up.
325
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,711
Got me wanting to
be a writer and shit.
326
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,500
See, man, that's
what I'm talking about.
327
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,922
First it was photography. Then you
got this little music thing going.
328
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,847
Back in January, you wanted
to direct music videos.
329
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,840
Now you want
to be a writer, man.
330
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,510
Don't sweat none
of that shit, Joe.
331
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,180
Seriously though,
that book is like that.
332
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,766
I still think you might
have exaggerated
333
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,147
a brother's character
a little bit.
334
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,819
My mama not being
around ain't got shit
335
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,771
to do with how I treat
these bitches.
336
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,778
How do you know
it's you I'm talking about?
337
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,282
Oh, come on, now. Give a
nigger some credit, all right?
338
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,159
I ain't stupid.
I was a lot more focused
339
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,785
than that
when I was in school.
340
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,583
Quentin, you're still
in school, brother.
341
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,127
But I'm saying...
342
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,126
Couldn't you have embellished
a nigger a little bit?
343
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,583
Ain't that that buttery shit
about being a writer?
344
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,590
You know,
rewriting history?
345
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,642
Tailoring shit to fit
your own little ideal self?
346
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,472
I know where you're going,
so just chill with that.
347
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,977
The frontal lobe, shorty?
348
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:03,651
Hey, man, ain't nothing there.
Just leave it be.
349
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:07,902
Look, all I'm saying is it
brought back some wild memories.
350
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,399
You know, shit I ain't
thought about in years.
351
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:12,569
Know what I'm saying?
352
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,955
Yeah, man.
Where's the book now?
353
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,832
Running back!
354
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,980
Ah.
355
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,693
You know what?
You play too much.
356
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,275
You're spilling
all your stuff.
357
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,781
That was a great show.
Thank you.
358
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,449
Can you imagine?
Look at him.
359
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,951
L-Boogie!
360
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,866
They love him
in the Big Apple.
361
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,701
You know they're
talking Super Bowl, right?
362
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,457
What are they now?
6 and 0?
363
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,626
He's been carrying them
all the way to the bye week.
364
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,381
We gotta move back here.
I got you all set up back here.
365
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,553
I'm gonna go get the superstar.
What you up to, man?
366
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,975
I'm not up to anything.
367
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,472
Still got your
mama's jacket on.
368
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,391
Will you stop, you two?
369
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,107
Excuse me.
Mr. Lance Sullivan?
Thank you.
370
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,653
Oh-ho, Harper, man! What's up?
How you feeling?
371
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,277
I'm all right, man,
but I am stressed.
372
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,356
You ought to be.
373
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,535
What are you doing planning a wedding
in the middle of the season?
374
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,861
You got Dallas next week.
375
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,283
I wasn't even thinking.
376
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,202
It's what the little lady wanted.
The little lady.
377
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,830
The best man is here.
I'm gonna hook you up.
378
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,169
I'll get you over that
broom if it kills me.
379
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,917
Good to see you, man.
380
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,835
How are you?
381
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,296
Sorry I missed your show.
382
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,503
Congratulations again,
big man.
383
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,848
You doing all right?
Yes, sir.
384
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,724
Congratulations.
Thanks.
385
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,930
Julian!
386
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,392
Hi, Shel.
387
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,232
Hello, honey.
388
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:13,482
Well, well, well. The gang's
all here, back in effect.
389
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,616
Break out the '40s.
390
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,489
Hey, Shelby.
391
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,362
It's nice to see
all of you, too.
392
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,744
Ah.
393
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,118
Harper Stewart.
394
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,542
Richard Wrong,
Langston Snooze.
395
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,297
Hi, Shelby.
396
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,797
I heard about your book, and I
don't think it's cute, Harper.
397
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,711
Listen,
the next time you want to
398
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,593
characterize me in one
of your little projects,
399
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,480
do me a favor.
400
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,259
What would that be, Shelby?
Don't.
401
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,311
Julian, honey, drive
me to Saks, would you?
402
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,184
I can't decide on what I
should wear for the wedding.
403
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,731
I thought
you were wearing...
404
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,480
No, no.
I decided against that.
405
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,276
Urn...
406
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,531
I thought I told you
I had plans.
407
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,700
Plans?
What kind of plans?
408
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,153
I told you I'm hanging out
with the guys tonight.
409
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,330
Oh, honey, that can wait.
You have all weekend for that.
410
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,907
This'll only take a few hours.
Come on.
411
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,360
Urn...
412
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,850
Oh. I see.
413
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,341
It's "Gang up on Shelby" day.
414
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,590
Fine.
415
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,847
If you'd rather be with
them than me, that's fine.
416
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,990
Here it comes.
417
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,766
Am I being that unreasonable?
418
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,945
No.
419
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,194
Honey, no.
No, no. I'm sorry.
420
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,242
Murch, we'll catch up
with you later, man.
421
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,990
Yeah,
I'll see you guys later.
422
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,829
Baby, you're the best.
423
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,451
She be giving him drama.
424
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,158
Seven years
of the same old shit.
425
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,538
She makes it
hard for sisters.
426
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,914
I know she gotta
have a LoJack on him.
427
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:50,995
Harper!
428
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,999
I'm watching you.
429
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,637
Damn, Lance.
430
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,977
That contract is fat, huh?
431
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,474
Obese, player.
432
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,187
Hey, now.
Hey!
433
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,420
Hey, mama.
434
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,259
Come here.
435
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,530
Oh, it's so good to see you.
436
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:44,344
How are you? I'm good. You
look really great, girl.
437
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,183
So do you. Damn, baby,
how can you tell?
438
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,678
You got the boy all
hemmed up and shit.
439
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,855
Lance, shut up. Don't pay
him any mind, Harper.
440
00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:52,272
I won't.
441
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,850
I don't see why you
love this fool so much.
442
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,311
He ain't shit.
You ain't shit, dawg.
443
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,572
Aw, it's because
he's a true friend.
444
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,654
And he dedicated
his first novel to us.
445
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,310
Hmm, so you read my book, too.
446
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,657
No,
but I heard great things.
447
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,531
Oh, that's good.
448
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,575
When's that girlfriend of yours coming?
I can't wait to meet her.
449
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,202
You've been keeping
this one under wraps.
450
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,795
And for good reason.
451
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:18,124
Bringing her around y'all
might taint her image of me.
452
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,626
She's coming on Sunday.
453
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,132
You're always so secretive,
Harper.
454
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:27,141
Oh, no! Look at
the size of this rock, girl!
455
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,801
I'm gonna go blind
just looking at it.
456
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:32,130
She's got to do finger curls
just to hold that mug up.
457
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,390
Stop it, y'all.
Don't be jelly.
458
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,646
Nothing's too good
for my little Mia.
459
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,853
I love you, baby.
I love you, too.
460
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,695
Aw, damn. Would you cut it out
with that Leave It To Beaver shit?
461
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,702
What happened, Mia? You called me earlier.
What happened?
462
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,662
Oh, girl,
the caterer's tripping,
463
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,330
the florist screwed up
the order
464
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,790
and Mama still hasn't
found a dress.
465
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,956
Girlfriend, don't worry about it.
Superwoman is here.
466
00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:56,787
All right.
Let's go.
467
00:24:56,870 --> 00:25:00,420
Y'all hurry. We ain't got all night.
Got men stuff to do, right?
468
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:03,260
Lance, go away. Show Harper
the rest of the house.
469
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,303
Come on, cat.
All right, man.
470
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,798
It's great to see you,
Harper.
471
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,223
You, too, sweetie.
472
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,222
This is where we're gonna put
the big screen with that DVD system.
473
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,694
Yeah, front page, kid.
474
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,868
We were gonna use the one with
you dragging those five dudes
475
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,867
over the goal line, but we
thought this told it all.
476
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,493
I'm surprised you
took the holy road, bro.
477
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,291
You're not the most
spiritual person I know.
478
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:38,300
You know I'm not into that mess.
It's just about the story.
479
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,256
Someday you're gonna believe
in my God, bro. Our God.
480
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,503
Whatever, man.
481
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:43,922
What's up?
482
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,881
You got to tell me, man.
What happened in Pittsburgh?
483
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,559
Dawg, twins. Two sets.
Shut up.
484
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:56,590
Oh, yes. They were waiting for
me in the hotel room, right?
485
00:25:56,138 --> 00:26:01,144
This agent sent them. They had these
big-ass titties, like punching bags.
486
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,479
Four of them?
487
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,614
Four was nice.
It was nice.
488
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,566
Praise the Lord
and pass the panties.
489
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,526
Words to live by, dawg.
490
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,570
Harper?
491
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,406
I'm sorry. I don't mean to
interrupt, but here are the ads.
492
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:16,413
And I even convinced
Friday's to place one,
493
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,166
provided that they get the one
next to Lance Sullivan's photo.
494
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,339
You got Friday's. Cool. Okay.
Thank you. Thank you, Mia.
495
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,379
Oh, pardon me.
I'm Mia Morgan.
496
00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:27,545
The pleasure's all mine,
baby.
497
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,301
How nice.
But what is your name?
498
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,758
This is Lance Sullivan.
499
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,594
Oh, you're Lance Sullivan!
500
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:36,721
I apologize.
I didn't recognize you.
501
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,522
You look much bigger
on television.
502
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,194
Um, Harper,
I gotta get to Econ,
503
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,859
but I can take those deposits
to the bank if you want.
504
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,449
Thank you, Mia.
505
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,198
Oh, that was
a great game on Saturday.
506
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,905
Okay.
So, you've seen me play.
507
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,411
I love the game.
508
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,875
She's seen me play.
509
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,708
I think that
you'd get more yardage
510
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,960
if you used
your offensive line more.
511
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:06,633
And you would want to stop
planting so hard on turf.
512
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,382
Your knees won't last through
junior year if you keep that up.
513
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,388
Uh...
514
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,425
Just think about it.
515
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,600
- Okay. See you.
- Bye, Mia.
516
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,806
Uh-uh-uh. Who is that?
Is that you, player?
517
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,436
No, man.
We're just friends.
518
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,268
Word has it,
she's saving it.
519
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:26,228
A virgin?
520
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,528
Yeah, man.
521
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,197
Really, man?
You got to hook me!
522
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,191
Oh, hell, no.
Oh, hell, yes.
523
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:36,156
She's a good girl. She comes to
work on time, she's dependable. No.
524
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,616
Come on, Harper.
She could be Mrs. Sullivan.
525
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,201
So could those four
freaks from Pittsburgh
526
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,287
with the saddle-back titties,
bionic dick.
527
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:47,208
I got you. I got you.
You gonna pay for that though.
528
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,588
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
529
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:50,510
There you go.
530
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,259
We'll let the station
buy us lunch tomorrow.
531
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,180
I'll pick you up
around 11:00.
532
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,135
Splendid, Ms. Armstrong. That
fits very well into my schedule.
533
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,570
I'll call to confirm.
534
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,639
So, what, a sister
can't be professional?
535
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:05,435
Here we go. I guess
some things just never change.
536
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:08,660
Change is overrated, Harper.
537
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,739
All you had to do was ask me
for a copy of my book.
538
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,612
What for? You wouldn't
have given it to me.
539
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,945
True. But at least I would have
known that you were interested.
540
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,536
Don't play yourself, Harper.
541
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,869
I want the exclusive, okay? You can
save the sloppy seconds for Oprah.
542
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,171
If that's the case, how come you
can't look at me in my face?
543
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:35,931
Harper, Why'd you really leave
your girl at home this weekend?
544
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:42,312
'Cause I wanted to hang out with the guys.
You know, cut up with the boys
545
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,933
before she came, that's all.
It's been a while. You know?
546
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,151
Mmm-hmm.
547
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,154
Good night, Harper.
548
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,531
Damn.
549
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,985
Come on, Harp! Let's go!
550
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:05,390
I'm about to run a Boston on you niggers.
Y'all about to be set.
551
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:09,294
Do you always have to talk trash?
Come on. It's just a game.
552
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,592
That's what all
punk-ass losers say.
553
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,927
Easy, Mojo,
leave the boy alone.
554
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,221
"Mojo." I haven't
heard that in a clip.
555
00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:17,965
"Mo" to the "jo."
556
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,520
That's what I'll be putting on
my ladies when I do my thing.
557
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:22,678
Got them
turned the hell out.
558
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:26,398
They be making breakfast for
this fool, buying him jewelry.
559
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:27,812
Then they try
to figure out why,
560
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,985
'cause they really
hate his yellow ass.
561
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,400
Then he drops them
like a bad habit.
562
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,734
Hold up, man.
563
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,444
I know damn well
you ain't talking
564
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,575
about a nigger
leaving a ho strung out.
565
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,827
Yeah, that is true, player.
You are the serial monogamist.
566
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,158
What? Serial what?
567
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,333
Yes.
568
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,127
Nigger, you be
having these girlfriends.
569
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:50,422
Better yet, these jive-ass
public relationships.
570
00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:53,296
Talking about,
"This is my queen" and shit.
571
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,340
And the first moment
that she steps out
572
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,467
of your little boundary,
she's gone.
573
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:58,968
Dismissed with the quicks.
574
00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:03,268
That's because none of them have
ever measured up to Jordan.
575
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,807
Oh!
576
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,685
Excellent point,
Counsel Murchison.
577
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,608
There it is right there.
Sustained.
578
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:13,730
- Get out of here!
- You know that's true.
579
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,281
Jordan's the best girlfriend
you never had.
580
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:19,300
Wait. Did you guys know
that they kissed in undergrad?
581
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,745
Up in the newsroom.
I remember that shit.
582
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,160
You knew about that?
583
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,912
Yeah, we knew about that shit.
584
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,880
Nigger, you know damn well
you can't keep a secret.
585
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,333
That is so messed up.
586
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,930
Come on, man.
Is that the case there, bro?
587
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,930
You waiting for Jordan to slow
down from that career path
588
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,424
for the Harper Stewart
rest stop?
589
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,929
You're tripping.
Let's play the game.
590
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:45,761
I still can't believe
you ain't never hit that.
591
00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:47,771
Ah, me, neither.
592
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,850
Hey, y'all, I'm in a very
fulfilling relationship, okay?
593
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:55,358
A virtually drama-free
two years tomorrow. Okay?
594
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,439
That's right. She's a
stand-up comic, right?
595
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,115
No, no. She makes jewelry.
596
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,340
No, she is a teacher.
597
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,862
She is a caterer,
God damn it!
598
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,119
For the last time.
599
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:12,630
It took her a while to find her creative niche.
She found it. She's a caterer.
600
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:15,792
I can definitely
relate to that one.
601
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,218
But she still don't
sound like Jordan.
602
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:19,795
That's 'cause she ain't Jordan.
She's Robin.
603
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,505
Man,
I'm glad she ain't Jordan.
604
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,805
Why you say that?
605
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,805
Jordan's too damn sassy
and independent.
606
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,474
And she might make more cheese
than you someday, bro.
607
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,188
Yeah? And?
608
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,856
I love Jordan.
You know that, right?
609
00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:34,852
But let's face it, dawg. A woman
like that don't need no man.
610
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,812
She's one step from lesbian.
611
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,484
Ooh!
612
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,235
No, hold on.
That's a nice thought.
613
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:48,791
All I'm saying is that the
only way a relationship works
614
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,287
is if the man
provides the loot
615
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:51,914
and the woman
takes care of the home.
616
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:55,880
You're talking like you're from the Stone Age.
You're a caveman.
617
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,416
- Just admit it, man.
- Isn't that ironic though?
618
00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:00,173
Brothers are always talking
about gold diggers,
619
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,389
yet you can't take an educated
sister who makes more money?
620
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:04,840
No, I can't.
621
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,428
Murch,
we know you don't care.
622
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:09,110
Your woman gonna run
your ass regardless.
623
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:11,889
Bite it, Spivey.
Okay? Bite it.
624
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,311
Grow it, Murchie.
625
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,323
When me and Mia get married,
man, her only job's gonna be
626
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,651
being my wife and
raising our kids.
627
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,949
She's gonna be content with that?
Are you kidding?
628
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,621
Mia's straight-up old school.
629
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,416
She can't wait to drop
this mandingo's babies.
630
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,498
Consummate mother-whore.
631
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,583
Word is bond, dawg.
Word is bond.
632
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,630
Every man wants one.
Right.
633
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,126
Let me ask
you a question, man.
634
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,334
What's that?
635
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:45,927
What made you decide to just
up and get married now?
636
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,307
'Cause you been dipping out on
Mia, no offense, for a while.
637
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,558
- And with the new contract...
- Oh, yes.
638
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,306
You're gonna need
a catcher's mitt to catch
639
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:56,187
all that new pussy
coming your way.
640
00:32:56,266 --> 00:33:00,817
I done had all the ass 10 men can have.
My wild oats are sown.
641
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,733
Besides, how much ass
can one man have anyway?
642
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,446
A lot.
643
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,445
It's just time.
644
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:12,916
Marriage is sacred. My folks
have been together 35 years.
645
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,242
It means something to me.
646
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,248
I hear that.
647
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,374
Besides, marriage is gonna curb
that appetite for more women.
648
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:25,588
In case y'all didn't know, marriage
is the cure to promiscuity.
649
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,889
In what world?
650
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,887
I can't believe
you said that, man.
651
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,761
God damn, Lance.
652
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:35,560
You would have never known that
you graduated summa cum laude.
653
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,437
You say some dumb-ass shit.
654
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,732
Ah, there's a time
for everything, players.
655
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,650
We're in the real world now,
man.
656
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,653
The real world.
Real things.
657
00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:48,735
Bang.
658
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,324
I don't give a damn
what y'all say.
659
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,626
Ain't nothing natural
about no monogamy.
660
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,796
God did not intend for us
to be with just one person.
661
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:03,341
If he had, he wouldn't have
given us all this sperm.
662
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,511
These bitches would not outnumber
us the way that they do.
663
00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:07,963
Okay, okay.
664
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,428
Are you
a philosophy major now?
665
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,929
He is a bullshit artist.
666
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,601
Thank you.
667
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,183
What, nigger?
Fuck y'all, man.
668
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,402
Y'all know as well as I do,
ain't nothing better
669
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,320
than some pussy,
except some new pussy.
670
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,940
He's got a point there.
671
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,121
Plus, you can't trust
these bitches anyway.
672
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:35,244
They just as scandalous
as us niggers.
673
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,497
Oh, not all women, player.
Not all women.
674
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,999
Oh, so, you don't think that
Mia's ever got with other dudes?
675
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,803
I'm the first,
the last and the only.
676
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,500
Really?
677
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,510
Really.
678
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,681
How do you know this?
679
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:06,230
'Cause the pussy curves to my dick.
That's how I know.
680
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,445
Besides,
I know my little angel, man.
681
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,533
You mean to tell me
with all the sticking
682
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,740
and moving
that you've done,
683
00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:20,411
you don't think that Mia's ever
tippy-toed out the door on you once?
684
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,249
No.
685
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,332
Quentin, just play.
686
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:34,592
If she did go out and
get a little swerve on,
687
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,220
don't you think she'd be
well within her rights?
688
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,250
It's karma, baby.
689
00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:11,553
Gotta take a piss.
690
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,269
Why did you
have to do that?
691
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,806
Whose hand is it?
692
00:36:28,610 --> 00:36:30,940
Honestly, have you
ever fooled around with a girl?
693
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,612
What do you mean?
Yes, you have.
694
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,450
That night I met you,
you was talking...
695
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,390
Hold on a second.
What's up?
696
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,827
The book. I don't know, man.
I'm talking.
697
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,333
Go on, man.
It's in there.
698
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,665
Yeah, I'm back.
699
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,298
You didn't mess
around with a girl.
700
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,633
Ever mess around
with two guys at once?
701
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,932
Not even in high school?
702
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,641
Phew. Here we go.
703
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,733
Yo! You best get
your own copy, player.
704
00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:09,937
I was just feeling a little
overprotective of my stuff.
705
00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:13,398
It's too late for that. I
cannot wait to read this mug.
706
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,115
I know it's gonna be tight.
707
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,659
Well, you know...
708
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,492
Help yourself, man.
709
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,454
Look at you, man. You know
you're blessed, right?
710
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,331
The Lord is
smiling on you, bro.
711
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,921
Lance, dead that, man.
I make it happen.
712
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:32,251
Not some heavenly being
in the clouds possessing me.
713
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,505
Know what I'm saying? Me.
714
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,757
You're ignorant.
You know that, dawg?
715
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:37,555
How do you think we're as
fortunate as we are, man?
716
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,345
Any one of us.
We could be poor,
717
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:42,980
homeless, out on
the street with nothing.
718
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,393
Lance, tuxedo fitting tomorrow?
719
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,859
Yeah, man. We gotta
push it back till 5:00
720
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,733
'cause Mia's got a laundry list
of things for this brother.
721
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,941
Actually that's cool, 'cause I'm
supposed to link up with Jordan.
722
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,776
That's right. Jordan.
723
00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:01,155
I saw how she was
looking at you tonight, bro.
724
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:02,910
What, man? What did you see?
725
00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:06,800
I saw that she wants
to get with you, player.
726
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,126
Whatever, man.
727
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:10,706
Yeah. "Whatever, man." You'll be
smacking bellies this weekend.
728
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:13,490
What happened to
that talk about fidelity
729
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,461
and putting an end
to promiscuity?
730
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,467
Come on, man. I was talking about me.
That don't apply to you.
731
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,100
Look here, man.
732
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:22,570
You got your girl,
and y'all doing
733
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,352
that relationship thing,
and that's cool.
734
00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:28,102
Bu? Harp, YOU my boy, right?
MY man. my ace!
735
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,731
Jordan is fine, dawg.
So for once in your life
736
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:35,220
go ahead on and
be a dog, dawg.
737
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:43,114
I'm getting a headache. Oh, now
you're getting a headache.
738
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,911
Later, man.
All right.
739
00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,416
All right, Murch, man.
740
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,390
Coming, dear.
741
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:54,666
Hmm, that's not the
worst thing in the world.
742
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:56,467
They were gonna
read it anyway, right?
743
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,216
Yeah, yeah.
744
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,881
I just didn't think that they
would take it so literally.
745
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,591
I'm sure it'll be fine, baby.
746
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,980
Hey. I'm glad you called me.
747
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:07,595
Yeah.
748
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,648
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
It'll be okay.
749
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:13,105
Listen, did you
figure out what you're
750
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,731
gonna be wearing
to the wedding?
751
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:15,903
Not yet.
752
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,782
How about that little
beige number you got?
753
00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:21,193
Strapless?
754
00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,324
Harper, I know how to
dress for a wedding.
755
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,118
It's under control.
Okay. That's cool.
756
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,666
I'm not trying to...
Oh, my God!
757
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:31,623
Oh, my God!
758
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,797
Oh, my God,
look at the time.
759
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,508
I gotta get out of here.
Okay. I love you.
760
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,218
What?
761
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,421
I said, "I love you."
762
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,342
Uh...
763
00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:50,977
I gotta go.
So, I'll see you, baby. Okay?
764
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,354
Morning.
765
00:39:58,605 --> 00:39:59,731
Good morning.
766
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:03,993
I'm gonna be a second.
I'm gonna be a second.
767
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,988
Chop-chop. Time is money.
768
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,204
Okay.
769
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:17,757
Nice boxers.
770
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,923
I thought you were
strictly a briefs man.
771
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,400
They were a gift from Robin.
772
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,216
The girl's got taste, huh?
773
00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:37,394
What about you? You got
any social life going on?
774
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,604
No, not really.
My professional
775
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:41,781
and personal life,
they cross over so much
776
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,358
I don't know where
to draw the line anymore.
777
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:47,412
But I'm fine with that, because
sacrifice is the name of the game.
778
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:49,740
You can't let
work consume you.
779
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,120
What?
780
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:54,461
Please, Harper. That doesn't
even sound like you.
781
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,713
Maybe I'm maturing.
782
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,711
No. Maybe you're
full of shit.
783
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:02,802
I know how badly you want
that limelight. I see it.
784
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,470
I recognize it in myself.
And besides,
785
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,257
you made that
painfully obvious
786
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,933
in your depiction
of Kendall.
787
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,555
I call it like I see it.
788
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,762
Then you must not
see yourself too well,
789
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,314
Jackson, because you
are exactly the same.
790
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,773
Two peas in a pod, huh?
Mmm-hmm.
791
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:26,760
You know, your girl, she must
be real patient or real dumb.
792
00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:28,741
Robin deals with it.
793
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:30,659
She understands
that I had dreams
794
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,412
in my life way before
I had thoughts of her.
795
00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:37,503
She is starting
to get that itch though.
796
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:38,796
Ooh.
797
00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:41,666
The "M" word, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
798
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,335
You got a problem
with that?
799
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,930
I mean, yeah!
Marriage, you know.
800
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,219
Moving in together.
801
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:53,720
The last person you
ever have sex with. Ever.
802
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,102
That's pretty deep.
803
00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:59,730
At least you're getting
some on the regular.
804
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:00,943
What?
805
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:04,610
You ain't getting none?
Jordan!
806
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,654
Listen,
six months and counting.
807
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:11,159
And longer than that, if
you're talking about good sex.
808
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,865
You know what they say,
all work and no play makes...
809
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,622
Jordan a horny nut basket.
810
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:24,213
Okay. I'm gonna go with the pasta
bowls with the serving utensils.
811
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,628
Okay.
Thank you. Right?
812
00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,130
Good choice.
813
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:33,590
Have you ever had Mia's shrimp
scampi with the linguini?
814
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:36,145
Yes, it is a bomb.
815
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:40,145
She used to cook at the drop of a
hat, and good stuff, too. Remember?
816
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,393
Oh, hell, yeah.
Girlfriend can throw it out.
817
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:43,979
Oh, that she does.
818
00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:45,439
Little Mia.
819
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,401
Yeah, that
girl's got talent.
820
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:57,875
Oh, my God!
821
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,504
What's wrong with you?
822
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:05,584
You scandalous dog.
823
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:07,923
Jordan.
824
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:10,467
Oh, Harper,
don't walk away from me.
825
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,594
This whole thing,
it makes perfect sense.
826
00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:14,725
Do you take Visa?
Yes, sir.
827
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,769
We just switched places.
828
00:43:17,110 --> 00:43:19,935
Mia's Kacey, you're
Jackson and I'm Kendall.
829
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,311
You're bugging
the fuck out.
830
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,642
I'm Kendall.
831
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:27,777
Jackson sexes me crazy. Except you
and I, we never actually had sex.
832
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:30,358
And all Kacey and Jackson do is
sleep in the same bed together,
833
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,680
like you and I used
to do all the time.
834
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,616
The pressures of this wedding
are getting to you.
835
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:39,371
Oh, my God! The forehead kiss.
That is a dead giveaway.
836
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,120
What are you talking about,
forehead kiss?
837
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,546
The forehead kiss!
838
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:47,460
It's endearing.
Shit, it's damn near erotic!
839
00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,715
You almost got me with it.
It's...
840
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,259
It's bullshit, okay?
841
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,306
We're talking about
fictitious accounts
842
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,934
of experiences that
I've gone through,
843
00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:58,135
friends that I've known.
844
00:43:58,219 --> 00:43:59,641
Ooh!
845
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,765
What? Now what?
846
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,527
You actually dedicated
that book to them?
847
00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:09,732
Harper, are you crazy?
Do you want to be found out?
848
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:12,609
Harper, that is sick!
You're right, okay?
849
00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:16,162
Because what you're suggesting to
me is sick and ludicrous. Okay?
850
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,956
So take a step back,
use your head and think.
851
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,117
If Lance finds out
what went down,
852
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,168
you better use
your feet and run.
853
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:26,498
That's cute. First off,
you need a sedative.
854
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:28,830
All right?
Secondly, Lance has got
855
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,793
a million important
things to do
856
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,719
to keep his mind
from wandering
857
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:34,468
on outlandish flights of fancy
from my little book.
858
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:38,430
As a matter of fact,
he won't have time to read it.
859
00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,160
"White boys admired his
prowess on the hardwood
860
00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:42,893
"and his reputation
with the ladies.
861
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:45,600
"They secretly deemed him
'The Ebony Humper."'
862
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,710
This joint is hilarious, boy!
863
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,658
Whoo! Oh, man.
864
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,494
I'm gonna see you
at the church.
865
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,374
I see you've been reading.
Yeah, man, I've been reading.
866
00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:05,620
That's funny. I figured you
wouldn't have enough time.
867
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,422
Me neither, man.
I had insomnia last night
868
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:11,133
and, player,
lam on edge, man.
869
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,257
Quentin's right. It's a
page-turner like a mug, man.
870
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,722
Quentin said that?
871
00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:16,797
Yeah. You know what?
872
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,475
It's a good thing you changed
this dude to a hoop star, man.
873
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:23,771
I'll have to disassociate myself from this shit.
This dude banged many ho's.
874
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:25,189
You know what?
875
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:27,683
I'm flattered, right,
but was I really that bad?
876
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,312
Yeah, you were.
877
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:35,946
You're right. I can't deny it.
Oh, man!
878
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:41,660
Harp, open up, man!
879
00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,918
What's up, man? I need your help, man.
I need your help.
880
00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:48,712
I've called her, man. I haven't
talked to her in a week.
881
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,400
I went by her house,
she wasn't there.
882
00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:51,416
Lance, Lance, Lance.
883
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,718
Okay, she's just upset.
I know she's upset.
884
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:56,717
Especially when she found out about
those honeys at the Cotton Bowl.
885
00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:58,548
I know! I know! Damn it!
886
00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:03,178
Lord, please forgive me
and my wayward dick.
887
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:06,306
What the fuck is
wrong with you?
888
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:08,934
I got to make
this right, Harp.
889
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,853
I cannot lose her over
this foolishness, man.
890
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:15,270
I love her, and I am so sorry
for what happened, man.
891
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:16,695
I'm sorry.
892
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:20,199
Then just say that, man.
Say it. Tell her.
893
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,582
Just tell her, "I'm sorry."
894
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,166
Yeah.
895
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,499
Isaiah 1:18?
896
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:36,882
Oh, Lance, man, you know I can't
get down with the religion.
897
00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,560
All right.
898
00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:45,887
1:18.
1:18.
899
00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:54,980
Okay. "'Come, let's talk
this over,' says the Lord."
900
00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:56,484
Ow, ow. My hand.
901
00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:59,992
Uh. "No matter how deep
the strain of your sins
902
00:47:00,670 --> 00:47:03,446
"I can take it out and
make you as clean as..."
903
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:06,874
"The freshly fallen snow." Yes,
Lord, please take it away, Lord.
904
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,537
41:13, Harp.
905
00:47:18,850 --> 00:47:21,430
Quentin, look, I think if you
just try to read some of it...
906
00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,345
I'm reading right now. Quentin.
907
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:24,721
I'm reading.
Quentin.
908
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:25,926
I'm reading,
baby.
909
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:30,306
- Thank you so much.
- Bye. See you.
910
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,651
I know what
you're gonna say, man.
911
00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:37,439
They were throwing their panties
at you Teddy Pendergrass style.
912
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,239
You better take notes,
player.
913
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,693
You're gonna have to beat random
honeys off with a stick soon.
914
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,404
Who, Harp?
Hell, no.
915
00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:47,366
Hell, yeah. Once he does
Oprah, man, it's gonna be on.
916
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:50,622
Harp ain't gonna never have to
work for the quality ass again.
917
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:54,672
Panties gonna drop without coercion,
cuddling, caressing, or...
918
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,799
Or what?
919
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,761
Or kissing them on the
forehead to get them moist.
920
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:01,962
What?
921
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:05,676
Harp be kissing the babes on the forehead.
Panties drop with the quicks.
922
00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:07,226
Is that true?
923
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,929
No, man.
It doesn't work that way.
924
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,514
I never did it to get ass.
925
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,270
Bullshit, nigger.
You ain't slick.
926
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:15,226
Yeah, nigger, you ain't slick.
927
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,277
Another secret,
huh, Harper?
928
00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:21,483
Honeys love that sensitive, paternal tender stuff.
Mia's the same way.
929
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,655
Oh, Mia, too, huh?
930
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,327
Here it is,
right here.
931
00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:28,163
I tried that shit one time.
It didn't work for me.
932
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,833
I guess I ain't as authentic
as old Harp here.
933
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,499
So?
So, what?
934
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,505
"So, what?" Mia.
935
00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,842
Jordan,
good girls never tell.
936
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,349
Bitch, don't make me hurt you.
937
00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:48,384
What?
938
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,688
What we shared was
939
00:48:57,518 --> 00:49:01,523
as sweet and as endearing
as a forehead kiss.
940
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:06,653
It was what I needed.
It was what I wanted.
941
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,952
He was a gentleman
and a friend.
942
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:12,833
And I will always
love him for that.
943
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,509
It's just tight.
944
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,350
That's cause bohos
like you was never
945
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:32,770
meant to wear fine
European tuxedos.
946
00:49:34,130 --> 00:49:35,936
Now, a handsome gentleman
player like myself,
947
00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:37,983
I'm gonna pimp
this baby right here.
948
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,776
You know, I have my own style.
949
00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,647
Never mind.
950
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,230
Yeah.
951
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,286
What's up, dude?
Mojo's on the prowl again, huh?
952
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:53,286
Yeah, see, you don't stop till
the panties come tumbling down.
953
00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:56,118
You know how many single
honeys be at weddings?
954
00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:00,415
There's about to be a
"hoasis" in that baby, honey.
955
00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:04,586
That's funny. If you put half the
effort into your future as you do...
956
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,762
Nigger, I am a pimp.
957
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:09,966
So my future looks mighty
bright, thank you very much.
958
00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:14,395
That's cool. Everything straight
for the bachelor party?
959
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,268
Oh, hell, yeah.
960
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,980
Pops gave me the key to the
penthouse suite tonight.
961
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,775
I'm talking about this shit is about
to be ignorant, off the hook.
962
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:26,232
Luke dancers.
963
00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:29,451
Luke dancers.
964
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,371
That's cool. That's cool.
965
00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:35,199
Is your pop still
trying to groom you
966
00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,330
for the hotel
management business?
967
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,793
Yeah, for the last 20 years.
968
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:44,800
I'm just trying not to
hear none of that stuff.
969
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:47,344
Dealing with
complaining-ass guests
970
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,885
and unions and payrolls
and all that.
971
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,590
Too much like a real job, huh?
972
00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:55,845
Nigger, fuck you.
All right?
973
00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:59,686
You're my judge, right? That's your job.
You judge me.
974
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,726
I'm only playing.
No, nigger.
975
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:05,484
It's just amazing how you've always
analyzed everybody else's shit
976
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,691
and you don't do the same
thing for your own self.
977
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:10,284
Will you chill? No, 'cause
you've done dirt, too.
978
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:11,861
And you're doing more dirt.
979
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:15,452
That's right. You're
fucking Jordan tonight, remember?
980
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:16,665
Jordan.
981
00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:20,619
You ain't no better than
the rest of us. Got it?
982
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,126
Your shit just
ain't caught you yet.
983
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:25,173
Everything okay here,
fellas?
984
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,930
Cool as a fucking fan,
cat.
985
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:32,761
Harp, what's going on?
986
00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:37,182
Man, nothing.
Just, you know, Q.
987
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:38,804
Oh.
988
00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:40,810
Yeah, I know.
You can't change that fool.
989
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,854
No. What you see
is what you get.
990
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:43,934
At least he's honest,
991
00:51:44,180 --> 00:51:45,986
which is more than I can
say for most brothers.
992
00:51:46,610 --> 00:51:47,654
You look nice, man.
993
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,360
Thanks.
994
00:51:58,198 --> 00:51:59,575
You are so bad.
995
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,419
You got a nice smile.
Here's my card.
996
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,800
Hey, Quentin.
997
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,381
May I use your phone?
998
00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:12,763
Who you calling?
Shelby.
999
00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:15,150
Oh, hell, no.
1000
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:18,432
Excuse me?
I said no, man.
1001
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:23,520
You can't be letting her know
your every move. That's played.
1002
00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:27,690
Sometimes you are such an a-hole.
Yeah, well, she's...
1003
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,612
Don't you dare.
1004
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,614
Oh, come on. You know you don't
like the way she be carrying you.
1005
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,380
None of us like it. It's time for
you to just stand up, you know.
1006
00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:39,661
Grow some balls and be
a man or something.
1007
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:42,493
Look, all I'm trying
to say is
1008
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:45,630
I don't want to see you walking
around moping tonight.
1009
00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:47,714
It's a bachelor party.
I want to see you have fun.
1010
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,383
I want to
see you get loose.
1011
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:53,800
Get you a little.. Rub you
a little booty or something.
1012
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,840
Then don't even
go home to her.
1013
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,305
Now you're talking crazy.
1014
00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:01,599
Trust me.
1015
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,477
It works.
1016
00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:06,938
You are a family man.
1017
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,479
The press loves you. They're
gonna be dying to see this.
1018
00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:11,279
No, Jordan. Listen, this is
not a media event. Okay?
1019
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:14,321
It's our wedding day.
Can you understand?
1020
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,368
It's one camera...
Jordan!
1021
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:17,695
One.
Jordan!
1022
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,280
Okay, some things
are just sacred,
1023
00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:20,914
like between
a man and a woman...
1024
00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:23,538
I'm sorry. You wouldn't know
nothing about that, now would you?
1025
00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:24,960
Easy, you two.
1026
00:53:25,350 --> 00:53:26,878
My mind's made up.
It ain't happening.
1027
00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:28,748
I'm sorry, Jordan.
He's just stressed.
1028
00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:30,830
It's all...
1029
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:31,337
Baby.
1030
00:53:33,961 --> 00:53:35,429
Hey.
What?
1031
00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:36,801
Hey, you.
1032
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:39,974
Come here.
1033
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,936
You okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Everything's great.
1034
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:46,649
Okay. Look at these two.
Ain't they disgusting?
1035
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:52,229
Yeah.
1036
00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,900
Um, listen, can I talk to
you for a second? Yeah.
1037
00:53:57,818 --> 00:53:59,411
Quentin,
can I have a little time?
1038
00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:01,155
Yes, you can.
1039
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:03,414
Ugh.
1040
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,785
Why didn't you call me and
tell me how the tuxedos fit?
1041
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,130
Uh, Quentin's phone
wasn't working, so...
1042
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,878
You guys are wearing Boss, right?
Yes.
1043
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,334
You could not
wear an American cut.
1044
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,900
It does nothing for your frame.
Shelby!
1045
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:19,219
While we're on the subject, are
you taking the job at the firm?
1046
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,850
How was that
on the subject?
1047
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,120
Hugo Boss.
Prestigious law firm.
1048
00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:26,976
Need I say more?
1049
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,190
Urn...
1050
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,691
Shelby,
I just don't know.
1051
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,899
Okay, honey, you cannot keep babysitting
these ghetto children forever.
1052
00:54:36,230 --> 00:54:38,250
You've got to
get a real job.
1053
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:41,360
I do not want to talk
about this right now.
1054
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:45,283
I am not going to talk
about this right now.
1055
00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:51,918
Nice.
1056
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:54,900
Nice.
1057
00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:00,470
Why did you have to say
anything to her at all?
1058
00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,120
Because I...
1059
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,761
I was curious.
1060
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,729
You were curious?
1061
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,686
That's cute. You were curious.
Jesus Christ.
1062
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:14,986
Sorry.
1063
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,319
There's something
else I want to tell you.
1064
00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:22,995
What? Just a little less dramatic,
please, this time. For me.
1065
00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:27,245
I wanna make
love to you tonight.
1066
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,878
I, um...
1067
00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:44,225
I feel like our opportunity
has presented itself again.
1068
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,808
And I don't want us
to miss out on it twice.
1069
00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:53,563
Look, I know that
this is a bit much,
1070
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,729
but I was just hoping
that you would say yes.
1071
00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:01,658
Wow. Urn...
1072
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:08,119
How do you expect me to react
to something like this?
1073
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:10,413
I know.
I don't even really know
1074
00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:13,371
what I expect
right now, but...
1075
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,466
I know what I want.
1076
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:21,490
And what I need.
1077
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:26,809
Let's just have our
night and we'll see.
1078
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,393
You know?
1079
00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:32,518
Urn...
1080
00:56:34,570 --> 00:56:36,526
Robin is coming tomorrow.
1081
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,795
You know,
you don't have to...
1082
00:56:55,871 --> 00:56:57,168
To, um...
1083
00:56:57,539 --> 00:57:00,383
You don't have to
decide right now. You...
1084
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,178
Think about it.
1085
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,392
Smack that ass!
1086
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:26,197
I'd like to thank you all for
coming to share this time with us.
1087
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:30,239
We are so overjoyed
that so many of you
1088
00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:33,117
have come from all over
to be here this weekend.
1089
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:37,790
I am so in love
with this man.
1090
00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:38,922
Aw.
1091
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,135
I wish I could take sole credit
for being swept off my feet,
1092
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:46,965
but Lance certainly played
a major part in that.
1093
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,889
And that new contract
didn't hurt, either.
1094
00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:52,310
No. Just kidding.
1095
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:53,603
Yeah, right.
1096
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:58,901
Seriously, none of this would
be possible if it wasn't for
1097
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:02,696
our friend,
our counselor,
1098
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:05,907
the best man,
Harper Stewart.
1099
00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:14,825
We love you,
Harper.
1100
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,337
Love you.
1101
00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:31,467
L-Boogie, what's up, baby?
1102
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,310
You know, Harp,
I've been thinking.
1103
00:58:37,389 --> 00:58:38,732
Listening to Mia just now,
1104
00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:41,481
and reading your book, man, has
really made me think, you know.
1105
00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,320
Yeah?
1106
00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:45,655
Yeah. I realized something.
1107
00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:52,787
I owe you a lot, man.
1108
00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:55,574
Mia's right.
You kept us together, dawg.
1109
00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:02,255
Man,
there ain't no need to...
1110
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:05,830
No, you could have easily
dogged me out to Mia, man.
1111
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,257
I know how close you and
your little sister are.
1112
00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:08,587
And I know that
there were times
1113
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:09,887
you felt that
I didn't deserve her.
1114
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,806
Lance, who am I to judge?
1115
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:17,309
Harp, you're everything, man.
I just want to thank you.
1116
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:20,645
And I promise you, I'm gonna make her happy.
I'm gonna be faithful to her.
1117
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:24,986
Well, good.
1118
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:33,321
Man, I can't believe it.
You are getting married.
1119
00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:36,369
You know, the ultimate step.
1120
00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:39,209
How do you...
Harp, I have to, man.
1121
00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,810
I may be strong
in mind and body,
1122
00:59:41,161 --> 00:59:42,663
but emotionally
I'm weak, dawg.
1123
00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:46,588
I need Mia in my life. She's
the one who makes me whole.
1124
00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,928
She's my Earth.
She's my queen.
1125
00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:54,800
Man, lam so far from that.
1126
00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,596
I mean, Robin is great,
1127
00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:02,148
but is she the woman
I'm supposed to grow old with?
1128
01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:05,898
Here I am. I'm just starting
to come into my own.
1129
01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:10,240
And I'm just supposed to commit to her?
Do I even know how to commit?
1130
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:13,535
You committed to that book.
Man, no. No.
1131
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,990
Those were on my own terms. All right?
I had sole control.
1132
01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:21,372
Lance, you don't understand.
No, I do understand.
1133
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:24,379
Let me tell you something.
And I'm not afraid.
1134
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:26,214
I made God a promise
that if he ever
1135
01:00:26,498 --> 01:00:28,216
gave me another
chance with Mia,
1136
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,964
I would do right by her.
1137
01:00:30,430 --> 01:00:34,799
She has forgiven me for all my
indiscretions, man. It's amazing.
1138
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,889
So if she ever slept
with somebody else...
1139
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,103
What?
1140
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,561
I'd just have to deal with it.
1141
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,321
I wouldn't even
question her about it.
1142
01:00:51,439 --> 01:00:53,407
All because
of your faith in God?
1143
01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:05,207
Lance, I have to say
something to you, man.
1144
01:01:05,412 --> 01:01:06,755
What's up, dawg?
1145
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:11,547
Damn! Who locked...
Open the door!
1146
01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:18,888
Uncle Skeeter,
what's happening, man?
1147
01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:21,950
Man, there are some
fine gals in there.
1148
01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:22,812
Lord have mercy!
1149
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:24,765
Why do you want
to get married, boy?
1150
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,100
Man, I'm getting
married once. Okay?
1151
01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:28,852
I'm not gonna have five alimony
payments like your broke ass.
1152
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:30,482
I ain't too old to
whip your butt, boy.
1153
01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:32,109
Did I ever tell you
about Vietnam?
1154
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,657
I'm gonna go eat, man.
1155
01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:35,275
I don't blame you.
Get your grub on, man.
1156
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,701
Uncle Skeeter.
1157
01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:40,531
Oh, yo, you! What was that
you wanted to tell me, man?
1158
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,793
Oh, nothing.
Just congratulations.
1159
01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:47,787
Thanks.
I love you, man.
1160
01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:52,213
Look here, man.
I don't want you talking,
1161
01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,885
looking...
Nothing with the women.
1162
01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:59,759
So, are you gonna
come over after
1163
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:02,310
all that lap dancing
and drinking and stuff?
1164
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:06,810
Sorry.
Urn...
1165
01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:09,977
Yeah, I'm gonna call you
when I get back to my crib.
1166
01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:13,689
Harper! Look, don't have me
waiting all night, okay?
1167
01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:18,653
Because this is our night, and I feel it.
And I know you feel it, too.
1168
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:20,946
Jordan, girl, come on.
I'm coming.
1169
01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:28,162
And I hope you wore
those boxers I like.
1170
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,585
You have no idea
the amount of ignorant mess
1171
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:33,667
we're about
to get into right now.
1172
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,470
Lead the way, dawg.
1173
01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:37,174
He got the key.
Don't you?
1174
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,256
That's right, yeah.
Good.
1175
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:41,120
You don't care how I feel.
1176
01:02:41,910 --> 01:02:42,684
Of course I care.
1177
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,638
Are you going to this
juvenile bachelor party?
1178
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,439
Of course I am.
And it's not juvenile.
1179
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:52,236
Come on. You know your "boys from
the hood" would fit right in.
1180
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:55,280
Shelby, you really need to stop
talking about my kids like that.
1181
01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,653
You really need to stay
with me tonight, Julian.
1182
01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,951
There's some unresolved
issues between us,
1183
01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:01,528
and I think
we should tackle them now
1184
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,238
rather than give
them time to fester.
1185
01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:04,785
I'm not gonna do that, Shelby.
1186
01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:06,207
What am I
supposed to do, Julian?
1187
01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,201
While you're out
doing God knows what
1188
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,878
with some low-class
hoochie mamas?
1189
01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,455
That's not really my problem.
1190
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:14,666
Oh.
1191
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:17,440
It's not your problem?
1192
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:21,927
All right, fine. Go.
1193
01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:25,595
Go to your stupid,
little boys only,
1194
01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:27,725
bachelor,
"rauncherama" shindig.
1195
01:03:28,130 --> 01:03:29,811
I don't care. Just go.
1196
01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:32,938
Go!
1197
01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:36,901
All right.
1198
01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:38,736
Fine.
1199
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:42,903
See you in the morning.
1200
01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:45,614
Murch! Murch! Murch!
1201
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,860
Let's get our freak on!
1202
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:16,653
Gentlemen.
1203
01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:21,450
Welcome to paradise. Have fun.
1204
01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:24,657
Come here, dawg.
I gotta give you something.
1205
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:28,870
Damn. What a view.
1206
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:33,582
What's up, man?
1207
01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,755
In all the madness,
I almost forgot.
1208
01:04:38,410 --> 01:04:40,419
Best man's gotta carry the
rings and the vows. Right?
1209
01:04:40,502 --> 01:04:42,971
Check that out, dawg.
5K platinum.
1210
01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:45,974
It's nice, man.
Gold is played.
1211
01:04:46,490 --> 01:04:47,972
Put that away for me.
Yeah.
1212
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:51,267
All right, dawg, let's
get our drink on. Cool.
1213
01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:54,724
I gotta go
drain the main vein.
1214
01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:57,527
Cool. Hurry up, all right?
Catch up with you.
1215
01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,674
Let's get our drink on!
1216
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:22,336
You're being irrational.
I know it's loud.
1217
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,797
There's not one
hoochie mama...
1218
01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:27,980
No, Shelby, there's not!
1219
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:28,891
Shelby, don't hang up again.
1220
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,969
What are you doing?
1221
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:32,645
I'm in this...
Just drink.
1222
01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:34,723
Hit me one more time.
1223
01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:38,185
So you about to do your
thing tonight? Man.
1224
01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:40,854
Go ahead on,
be a dog, dawg.
1225
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:44,199
To that fat-ass
contract I just got.
1226
01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:48,203
And that phat-ass
bride-to-be I got!
1227
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,373
Money and phat-asses,
all right!
1228
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:53,958
Whoa!
1229
01:05:54,330 --> 01:05:55,455
I like you.
1230
01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,372
It's on like popcorn!
1231
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:11,969
We've got some high-paid
niggers up in here tonight.
1232
01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:13,803
Let me be your cowboy, girl!
1233
01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:15,434
Let's get the party started.
1234
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,436
Oh, wait, this my seat?
All this for me?
1235
01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:23,863
Oh, it's all for you.
They all zestily clean
1236
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,403
so get ready to do something
fresh and exciting.
1237
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,242
Is this
the unlucky man?
1238
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,865
The one
they call L-Boogie?
1239
01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:32,322
That would be me, ladies.
Yup, that's him.
1240
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:37,161
Murch! Wake up, Murch.
You're missing a good show.
1241
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,917
Whoa, whoa, whoo.
1242
01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:44,417
Ass soft
as drugstore cotton.
1243
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,421
Motherfucker going
ape for that shit.
1244
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:48,630
Oh!
1245
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,519
You like this, Harp?
Yeah!
1246
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:58,223
Damn! I found this girl working
in the post office licking stamps.
1247
01:06:58,306 --> 01:06:59,899
Come here, girl.
1248
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,977
That's my girl!
1249
01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:09,734
Whoo! Damn.
1250
01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:15,456
So little time, so much ass!
1251
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,375
Chomp that
chocolate ass, Lance.
1252
01:07:19,770 --> 01:07:21,956
They're really nice, but I have
someone I want you to meet.
1253
01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:24,507
That is my best man,
Mr. Harper Stewart.
1254
01:07:25,410 --> 01:07:27,920
Right here. WOMAN 1: Mr. Harper,
are you ready for this?
1255
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,472
Oh!
1256
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:37,270
Bite that ass.
1257
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:49,653
Who's next?
1258
01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:52,402
Oh, yeah, baby!
1259
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,492
He's mine, girl.
1260
01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:58,450
Get that money, girl.
1261
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,126
Ah!
1262
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,335
The party's not over!
1263
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,340
We got more for you.
1264
01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:12,843
Fandango, that's me,
1265
01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:17,344
and Sweet Cheeks are about to bring
you something luscious and sugary.
1266
01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:22,808
So allow me to introduce
the flavor we call Candy!
1267
01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:33,238
Whoo!
1268
01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:35,199
Okay, she's with it.
1269
01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:38,782
It's like candy
1270
01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:43,371
I can feel it when you walk
Even when you talk
1271
01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,421
It takes over me
1272
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,498
You're so dandy
1273
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,715
I wanna know
can you feel it, too
1274
01:08:56,758 --> 01:08:58,226
Watch out now, Wayne.
1275
01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,312
Oh, man!
1276
01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:05,938
Good thing boy's got his shirt
pulled out of his pants right now.
1277
01:09:06,170 --> 01:09:07,394
Oh, my God.
1278
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:23,000
Go get him, Candy!
1279
01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:26,410
Don't be scared, Murch!
Calm down!
1280
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,713
Bite it, Murch!
1281
01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:35,589
Come on, daddy.
Pump Candy.
1282
01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:42,990
Don't be afraid, Murch! Let it go, Murch!
What's up, dawg?
1283
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:45,640
Yo, Murch, we got Shelby
on the phone for you.
1284
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,147
Do you love me?
1285
01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:52,155
Oh, yeah, daddy.
Candy loves you.
1286
01:09:58,152 --> 01:09:59,620
Shelby who?
1287
01:10:00,988 --> 01:10:02,831
Go get him, girl.
Man!
1288
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:09,627
Oh, man. I'm jealous.
1289
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,135
But what about
your boy, Murch?
1290
01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:18,520
Grabbed the old girl like a
5-year-old grabs his mama.
1291
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:19,804
Yeah. He overdid it tonight.
1292
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:22,552
Why don't you order up some
coffee and make him drink it?
1293
01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:24,808
I got your back, man.
All right, man.
1294
01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:45,450
Candy, come on, girl! It's time
to go get our eat on at IHOP.
1295
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:48,252
I'm coming! Hold on.
Would you hurry up? Damn!
1296
01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,750
I told you about
hiring those college girls.
1297
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,253
What? I told you
to shut up, didn't I?
1298
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:57,700
Sit your ass in the back... Girl,
I'll bite it, as hungry as I am.
1299
01:10:57,837 --> 01:11:00,511
I don't mean to bother you.
I really don't.
1300
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,724
I just thought we had a
connection back there, is all.
1301
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,558
Look, baby, it just Kind of
goes with the job, you know.
1302
01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:13,110
Provide the fantasy.
That's the business.
1303
01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:15,985
But I keep my personal life
very separate.
1304
01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:19,783
Oh, right. You have to.
1305
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:21,615
You have to. Uh...
1306
01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:26,992
Please forgive me. Your show was great.
Thank you.
1307
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,871
"'Cause if you didn't define
yourself for yourself
1308
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,379
"you'd be crunched into other
people's fantasies of you
1309
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,215
"and eaten alive."
1310
01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:43,758
What did you say?
1311
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,220
It's just a quote I use
to inspire my students.
1312
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,350
Audre Lorde.
I know.
1313
01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:55,899
Yeah.
1314
01:11:57,210 --> 01:11:58,193
Yeah.
1315
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:02,531
Me?
1316
01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:05,913
No.
You just don't go to sleep.
1317
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:10,760
Yeah,
I'm gonna wake your ass up.
1318
01:12:11,770 --> 01:12:12,420
All right, I'm coming.
1319
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:14,877
Peace.
1320
01:12:29,929 --> 01:12:31,522
"Kacey had cried a river
1321
01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:33,516
"on Jackson's shoulder
that night.
1322
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,352
"Not only were the rumored
exploits of The Ebony Humper
1323
01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:39,439
"becoming too commonplace
for her to handle,
1324
01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:42,617
"but she'd also had her fill
of false paternity suits
1325
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,786
"and the groupies'
crank phone calls.
1326
01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:48,281
"Sure,
Brian meant the world to her,
1327
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:51,288
"but she wasn't gonna
play the fool any longer.
1328
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:53,786
She wanted revenge.
1329
01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:02,716
"The sweetest payback
for his random indiscretions
1330
01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:05,218
"would be a personal one
of her own.
1331
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:17,895
"But how could
Jackson be a part of that?
1332
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:22,694
"What did he have
to gain from that
1333
01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:24,400
"other than the guilt
of betraying
1334
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,201
"the brotherhood that
he shared with Brian?
1335
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,413
"But he was responsible
for bringing them together
1336
01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:36,870
"and thus accountable
for her misery.
1337
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:41,676
"Nevertheless,
Jackson resisted temptation
1338
01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:45,429
"and ignored the
desire screaming within."
1339
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:52,179
L? I'm about to be out.
1340
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,930
Oh, L.
1341
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:58,359
L, I'm about
to blow her back out!
1342
01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:01,858
She don't even know.
1343
01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:05,280
She does not know. God.
1344
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:07,785
Where's that book?
1345
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,487
"Kacey just wanted to be held,
1346
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,914
"and Jackson had to oblige her.
1347
01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,625
So they cuddled,
1348
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:18,790
"and though this boundary probably
shouldn't have been crossed,
1349
01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:21,132
"their bond was made
stronger that night.
1350
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:24,336
"He was there for her,
and she was comforted.
1351
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,350
"As she slept in his arms,
beautiful and angelic,
1352
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,522
"Jackson sealed
the innocent evening
1353
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:39,225
"with a kiss
to her frontal lobe."
1354
01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:44,151
Book? Negative.
1355
01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,531
Smile, daddy,
it's a bachelor party.
1356
01:14:49,610 --> 01:14:51,780
You fucked Mia!
1357
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:54,581
Holy shit!
Yo, yo, yo!
1358
01:14:56,242 --> 01:14:57,835
What the fuck you doing, man?
1359
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,455
It's a fight!
1360
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:11,679
What you doing, man? Shit!
It's just a book! Chill, man.
1361
01:15:12,591 --> 01:15:13,968
No, no, no!
1362
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,353
Watch out, watch out.
1363
01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:21,105
Man, you gonna hurt that kid.
1364
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:24,445
"Kissed on the frontal lobe"? I
know what that fucking shit means!
1365
01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:27,482
You're supposed to be my boy,
motherfucker!
1366
01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:32,912
Get up, bro.
1367
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,520
Oh, my God!
What's the matter?
1368
01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:54,471
Oh, my God!
1369
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,804
Oh, that fool about to fall.
1370
01:15:58,137 --> 01:15:59,309
Oh, my God!
1371
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,610
Oh, um...
1372
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:03,942
Don't leave, okay?
1373
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,942
I'll get you home. I'll pay for your time.
Just don't leave.
1374
01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:11,359
You're reading too far...
1375
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:13,536
I know how to read
between the lines.
1376
01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,330
Oh, my God!
1377
01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,498
Now you want God, huh?
Ain't that a bitch?
1378
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:18,790
Yo, L, baby.
1379
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:22,370
Tell him.
What you want, man?
1380
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:23,662
Please.
1381
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:25,585
You really
gonna do this?
1382
01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:26,836
Hell, yeah,
I'm gonna do this shit.
1383
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,713
No, you ain't.
1384
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:32,468
You're gonna marry you a
beautiful woman tomorrow.
1385
01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:36,218
A girl that loves you,
that has only loved you.
1386
01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:37,594
Oh, my God.
1387
01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:41,140
You ain't throwing all that away.
Listen to him. He's right.
1388
01:16:41,970 --> 01:16:43,816
Listen to Q, Lance.
Shut the fuck up!
1389
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:45,685
Okay.
1390
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:49,614
Listen, man. We know that
Harper's a bitch-ass.
1391
01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:55,445
But this cat is your man,
100 grand.
1392
01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:57,158
He wouldn't do
that to you, man.
1393
01:16:57,238 --> 01:16:59,206
Karma don't come
back that strong.
1394
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,100
He's right.
Q wouldn't lie.
1395
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,170
Even about you
being a bitch-ass?
1396
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:07,419
Especially about me being a bitch-ass.
Especially that.
1397
01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:10,460
God don't want this, L.
1398
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:14,213
He don't want this. Pull him up.
Please.
1399
01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:16,560
Pull him up.
1400
01:17:47,872 --> 01:17:48,919
Damn.
1401
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,465
The motherfucking
wedding is off.
1402
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:00,851
Get the fuck out of here.
1403
01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:08,772
Please, please, Lance...
Go to hell, man.
1404
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,821
Go to fucking hell.
1405
01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,197
Lance.
1406
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:21,788
Lance.
1407
01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,454
Lance.
1408
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:41,971
Harper, what happened?
1409
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,272
Harp!
1410
01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:05,954
Damn!
1411
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,915
Just a second.
1412
01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:19,717
Jordan, Jordan.
1413
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:27,350
All right, girlfriend,
get it together.
1414
01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:37,570
You are really destroying
the groove up in here.
1415
01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:39,108
Sorry.
1416
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:43,203
You look nice.
1417
01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:45,159
Gee, thanks.
1418
01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:54,836
So Lance figured it out, didn't he?
Yeah.
1419
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:59,803
He figured it out,
promptly beat my ass
1420
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:02,722
and called off the wedding.
1421
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,308
What?
1422
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,637
Yeah.
1423
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,970
Was he serious?
1424
01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:13,776
I don't know.
Well, he was drunk.
1425
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:16,820
I don't know.
1426
01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:19,489
Do you want me
to get you anything?
1427
01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:21,238
You've done enough.
1428
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:24,578
You've done enough. You don't
seem to understand something.
1429
01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:27,327
They would be in marital
bliss by the time
1430
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:30,250
the book was supposed
to have come out.
1431
01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:33,208
But thanks to you,
"Miss I Want An Exclusive,"
1432
01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:34,630
I got my ass whupped.
1433
01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:38,130
I almost got thrown from a fucking
building because of your ass.
1434
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,757
So thank you, Jordan.
Thank you!
1435
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:44,930
And what the fuck
is that smell?
1436
01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:46,516
Whoo!
1437
01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:50,642
You got some nerve, blaming me
for your skeletons, mister.
1438
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,100
Jordan...
No, I'm not done, Harper.
1439
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:55,435
You wrote the book.
1440
01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:57,311
You aired your dirty laundry.
1441
01:20:57,394 --> 01:21:00,443
No matter how hard you tried
to disguise it, it was you!
1442
01:21:01,230 --> 01:21:04,270
You got me all fired up
saying that my life was empty
1443
01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:06,578
and that we could've
been great together.
1444
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:09,532
That was you, okay?
Not me. You.
1445
01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:10,707
Okay.
1446
01:21:12,576 --> 01:21:15,455
Okay. I'm sorry.
1447
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:18,252
I know we're both
a little emotional here.
1448
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:19,754
I'm sorry.
1449
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,754
We're peas in a pod, remember?
1450
01:21:24,460 --> 01:21:29,223
You know, maybe if I had the
luxury of getting my ass whupped,
1451
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,516
I could be calm right now.
1452
01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:34,439
But I have been
drinking tequila shots.
1453
01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:37,485
My hormones are
raging out of control.
1454
01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:40,660
I'm emotional! I'm horny!
1455
01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,220
And I don't want to hear
about no goddamn peas!
1456
01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:44,866
Fuck you! Good night!
1457
01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,320
How about that?
1458
01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:58,390
Can we at least
hold each other?
1459
01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:06,464
Ouch.
1460
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:24,823
Welcome to
New York La Guardia Airport.
1461
01:22:24,898 --> 01:22:26,650
Baggage claim
and ground transportation
1462
01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:29,202
are located on
the lower level.
1463
01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:34,792
Morning!
You look so handsome.
1464
01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:38,913
Don't worry.
I'm not wearing this.
1465
01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,795
I just didn't want to get my
dress wrinkled on the plane.
1466
01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,377
You think I can
change at the church?
1467
01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:49,900
Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
Are you all right?
1468
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:52,309
Yeah, I'm cool.
Come on, let's get going.
1469
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:56,188
I sat next to the cutest
little girl on the plane.
1470
01:22:56,263 --> 01:22:58,357
She was just
talking my ear off.
1471
01:22:59,570 --> 01:23:02,610
And she sang me this song.
I can't...
1472
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:04,397
Harper, come on.
1473
01:23:08,525 --> 01:23:10,527
Harper,
what's wrong with you?
1474
01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,447
What's wrong, baby?
1475
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:15,623
Harper.
1476
01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:21,840
Urn...
1477
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,844
Oh.
1478
01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:34,600
It's okay.
1479
01:23:36,970 --> 01:23:39,980
Come on, baby.
Come on, get up.
1480
01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:44,270
Tell me what happened.
It's all right.
1481
01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:52,115
Did you sleep with her?
1482
01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:56,615
No.
1483
01:23:57,740 --> 01:24:00,328
But you were going to.
You wanted to.
1484
01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:09,879
I am so disappointed in you.
1485
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:16,139
I know you feel like shit now,
but I'm not gonna lie to you.
1486
01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:20,723
You compromised yourself, our
relationship and Lance and Mia's.
1487
01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:21,898
I know.
1488
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:24,939
I know.
1489
01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,864
I'm glad you told me.
1490
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:33,360
At least now I know
where I stand with you.
1491
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:37,202
No, baby. You know that is not true.
Don't!
1492
01:24:39,324 --> 01:24:41,668
I may not be perfect,
but I'm strong.
1493
01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:51,633
I hope you can make this right.
The wedding starts soon.
1494
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:52,884
How?
1495
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:58,348
I've been looking all over for
Lance, and I cannot find him.
1496
01:24:59,110 --> 01:25:01,264
And even if I was to find him,
1497
01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:04,187
how am I supposed to
convince him to get married?
1498
01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:07,107
I don't know. That's your bag.
I have a plane to catch.
1499
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,233
Wait, Robin.
What are you doing?
1500
01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:10,655
Robin.
1501
01:25:11,230 --> 01:25:12,240
Robin.
1502
01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:13,488
Robin.
Get off me!
1503
01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:14,784
I need you!
1504
01:25:27,414 --> 01:25:29,212
I cannot do this alone.
1505
01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:34,540
Please don't leave me now.
1506
01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:46,396
Okay, I'll go with you.
1507
01:25:47,590 --> 01:25:48,811
I owe it to myself
to see what's been
1508
01:25:48,894 --> 01:25:51,220
holding you back
from me all this time.
1509
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:56,159
Thank you.
You're welcome. Come on.
1510
01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,293
Oh, man.
1511
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:10,631
Uh-Oh.
1512
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:14,636
Handle your business, baby.
Handle it.
1513
01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:20,842
Shelby, I have something...
1514
01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:22,849
Julian,
before you say anything,
1515
01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:25,101
I just want you
to know that I forgive you.
1516
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:26,982
You do?
Yes.
1517
01:26:27,990 --> 01:26:29,943
I know now that you
were just succumbing
1518
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,605
to that testosterone
peer pressure.
1519
01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:34,440
You wanted to be
with me last night
1520
01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:37,322
and it ate you up
that you couldn't.
1521
01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:40,780
It just made sense that you
should continue to suffer
1522
01:26:40,862 --> 01:26:43,911
and think about the jeopardy that
you put our relationship through
1523
01:26:43,990 --> 01:26:45,617
rather than let you
have your way.
1524
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:47,460
Shel, I have...
We're out of time.
1525
01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:49,834
Whatever it is, I'm sure it
can wait until the reception.
1526
01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:51,628
You better get inside.
1527
01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:55,877
Oh.
1528
01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:58,840
Candace, I'm so glad
you could make it!
1529
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:01,929
You look great.
1530
01:27:04,553 --> 01:27:06,210
Oh. Uh...
1531
01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:09,266
Candace, this is Shelby.
1532
01:27:09,975 --> 01:27:11,693
Shelby, Candace.
1533
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,395
It's nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
1534
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:15,648
I'm so sure.
1535
01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:19,531
So, um,
shall I just sit anywhere?
1536
01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:21,323
Uh, sure, yeah.
1537
01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:23,409
Okay.
Okay.
1538
01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:25,828
Thanks, Julian.
1539
01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:27,368
No, thank you.
1540
01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:34,504
Who was that pop tart?
1541
01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:39,759
Shelby, it's over.
1542
01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:43,554
I am not the man for you and
you are not the woman for me,
1543
01:27:43,717 --> 01:27:45,811
so let's just stop
fooling ourselves.
1544
01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:47,433
I hope you find what
you're looking for,
1545
01:27:47,512 --> 01:27:50,186
because that's
exactly what I plan to do.
1546
01:27:51,892 --> 01:27:54,361
I have to go. Bye, Shelby.
1547
01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:03,360
Don't you think you
ought to pick that up?
1548
01:28:03,987 --> 01:28:05,159
What?
1549
01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:07,286
Your bottom jaw.
1550
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:10,543
Q. Oh, morning, Shelby.
1551
01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:12,166
Oh, go to hell!
1552
01:28:12,245 --> 01:28:13,872
I'll probably
see you there.
1553
01:28:15,874 --> 01:28:17,376
Where's Lance?
1554
01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:19,882
Oh! I was just gonna ask
you the same thing.
1555
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:23,470
I'm sorry.
Robin, Quentin.
1556
01:28:23,548 --> 01:28:25,141
How you doing?
Hi.
1557
01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:26,218
Quentin, Robin.
1558
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:29,976
Hi. You must be Robin.
Hi. My pleasure.
1559
01:28:30,550 --> 01:28:31,398
This is Murch.
1560
01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:34,272
This idiot don't know
where Lance is. What?
1561
01:28:35,101 --> 01:28:38,321
Uh, that's not good. Not good at all.
What are we gonna do?
1562
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:39,648
- I don't know.
- Something?
1563
01:28:39,773 --> 01:28:40,774
You're not helping.
1564
01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,234
You need to figure
something out.
1565
01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:44,361
I'm under stress here.
1566
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,740
It's your fault that
all this stuff happened.
1567
01:28:50,909 --> 01:28:52,661
What have you
been doing?
1568
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:56,457
Lance. Lance! Hey!
1569
01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:58,879
I told you fools
the wedding is off.
1570
01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:01,700
I just came to tell my parents
face to face that I'm out.
1571
01:29:01,860 --> 01:29:02,679
You ain't doing that.
Shut the fuck up.
1572
01:29:02,754 --> 01:29:04,427
That bullshit ain't
working today.
1573
01:29:05,900 --> 01:29:08,264
Lance, brother. This isn't...
Why are you even here, man?
1574
01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:11,179
You got nothing
to say to me.
1575
01:29:12,138 --> 01:29:13,515
Yo, L.
1576
01:29:15,725 --> 01:29:17,102
Yo, L.
1577
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,220
He wouldn't even look at me.
1578
01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:23,282
Yeah, but you have
to make him!
1579
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,202
How am I gonna make him?
How am I gonna make him?
1580
01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:29,122
I don't know. Divine intervention.
I don't know!
1581
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:31,495
Just get in there.
Be creative.
1582
01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:34,328
Divine intervention.
1583
01:29:34,411 --> 01:29:36,459
Hey, you can do this.
1584
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:38,791
You have to.
1585
01:29:40,410 --> 01:29:41,880
Go.
1586
01:29:49,175 --> 01:29:50,472
Lance, please, don't do this.
1587
01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:53,396
You don't wanna do this. You
just need to breathe, relax.
1588
01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:54,723
Lance, hold on, man.
1589
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,183
Will you hold up?
1590
01:29:56,308 --> 01:29:58,151
Please don't do this.
1591
01:29:58,393 --> 01:29:59,565
Ooh.
1592
01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:03,698
Mama, Daddy, I got something
I gotta tell you guys.
1593
01:30:03,815 --> 01:30:07,661
Wait! Lance, wait.
I gotta tell you something.
1594
01:30:10,113 --> 01:30:12,582
Lance! Pray!
1595
01:30:12,657 --> 01:30:14,330
...for one second.
1596
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:17,879
What'd you say?
1597
01:30:20,248 --> 01:30:21,625
Pray.
1598
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:23,964
You want me to beat
you down again, man?
1599
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:36,518
Pray with me, brother.
1600
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:40,269
What? What?
1601
01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:44,220
What is it? What is it?
1602
01:30:47,108 --> 01:30:48,735
I should've worn
my diamonds.
1603
01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:52,330
No, the pearls are perfect.
You look beautiful.
1604
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,620
Lord, did I order
the right food? Yes.
1605
01:30:54,699 --> 01:30:56,372
Something's gonna
go wrong.
1606
01:30:58,620 --> 01:30:59,667
Hi.
1607
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:01,414
Oh.
1608
01:31:01,706 --> 01:31:02,923
Uh...
1609
01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,256
Hi, Mia.
1610
01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:08,213
I'm, uh...
1611
01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:12,593
I'm Robin,
Harper's girlfriend.
1612
01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:16,267
Oh, Robin, yes! Hi!
1613
01:31:16,930 --> 01:31:19,274
How are you, my sister?
1614
01:31:19,349 --> 01:31:21,522
I'm fine,
but are you all right?
1615
01:31:21,601 --> 01:31:23,899
Because you
really look beautiful.
1616
01:31:24,437 --> 01:31:27,310
Oh, thank you. I'm fine.
1617
01:31:29,670 --> 01:31:31,411
I got jitters.
1618
01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:38,411
I mean, I know it sounds silly
but if this day isn't perfect...
1619
01:31:39,369 --> 01:31:40,461
Mia!
1620
01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:44,340
Honey, I have something
that I need to tell you.
1621
01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:45,759
And I think that
you might want
1622
01:31:45,834 --> 01:31:47,757
to sit down for this one.
I'm not...
1623
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,508
Jordan, what is it?
1624
01:31:49,587 --> 01:31:54,130
I know that sometimes I'm really
nosy and I let my job consume me,
1625
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:56,186
and I don't think sometimes.
1626
01:31:56,261 --> 01:31:59,561
And I know that this whole thing
is probably really my fault.
1627
01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:01,775
J, baby, you are scaring me.
1628
01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:04,360
Right. It's Lance.
1629
01:32:04,936 --> 01:32:06,108
The thing is...
1630
01:32:06,187 --> 01:32:07,939
He's running late, Mia.
1631
01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:11,290
I'm Robin.
Nice to meet you.
1632
01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:12,486
Oh, hi. Yeah.
1633
01:32:13,278 --> 01:32:14,905
Running late?
Great.
1634
01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:18,367
Uh, yeah. That's what
I came in here to tell you,
1635
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:20,544
that he's just
running a little late.
1636
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,713
But he's here now.
Right, Kendall?
1637
01:32:24,914 --> 01:32:26,291
I mean, Jordan.
1638
01:32:27,834 --> 01:32:30,462
He's here. We're just
trying to make sure...
1639
01:32:30,628 --> 01:32:34,980
And he knows how important
this day is for you.
1640
01:32:34,174 --> 01:32:36,222
Harper told me
all about last night.
1641
01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,929
The boys got a little wild
at the bachelor party.
1642
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:41,561
Girl, please,
spare me the details.
1643
01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:46,145
I'm sure that they were on their
best behavior, Mia. I'm sure of it.
1644
01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:52,117
So we just have
a little CP time for now.
1645
01:32:52,859 --> 01:32:54,281
Yeah. CP.
1646
01:32:55,153 --> 01:32:56,245
Okay.
1647
01:32:58,114 --> 01:32:59,161
But they'll wait for you.
1648
01:33:00,158 --> 01:33:03,583
Yeah, they'll wait for me.
It's my day.
1649
01:33:04,370 --> 01:33:05,835
It's all good.
1650
01:33:12,450 --> 01:33:13,342
What scripture, man?
1651
01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:16,257
How about Exodus 20:14?
1652
01:33:17,500 --> 01:33:19,348
Exodus 20:14. Cool.
1653
01:33:23,140 --> 01:33:24,516
"Thou shalt not...
1654
01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,357
"Thou shalt not
commit adultery."
1655
01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:34,155
Damn.
1656
01:33:34,234 --> 01:33:35,326
What's he reading?
1657
01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:37,862
Look, man,
I'm just trying to stop you
1658
01:33:38,290 --> 01:33:39,952
from making
a really big mistake.
1659
01:33:40,310 --> 01:33:41,783
By running up in my woman?
1660
01:33:42,492 --> 01:33:43,789
Is that what you want to hear?
1661
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:45,165
I wanna hear the truth.
1662
01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:46,583
You don't want the...
1663
01:33:49,207 --> 01:33:53,508
All you want to hear is that
you're an amazing running back,
1664
01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,880
and that your
wife-to-be is perfect.
1665
01:33:56,890 --> 01:33:58,467
When the truth is
you could actually use
1666
01:33:58,550 --> 01:34:00,723
some work on
your lateral moves
1667
01:34:01,594 --> 01:34:03,267
and your short yardage.
1668
01:34:04,222 --> 01:34:06,896
And a long, long,
long time ago,
1669
01:34:08,852 --> 01:34:10,729
Mia slept with your best man.
1670
01:34:14,732 --> 01:34:16,109
I could've
killed you last night.
1671
01:34:16,192 --> 01:34:18,445
You know that, right?
I still could right now.
1672
01:34:19,737 --> 01:34:23,583
You could, man, but it
wouldn't change anything.
1673
01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:28,960
I made a terrible,
terrible mistake.
1674
01:34:30,874 --> 01:34:32,342
And I'm sorry, man.
1675
01:34:34,335 --> 01:34:37,259
I would give you my right arm...
Fuck that.
1676
01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:47,102
You said yesterday, you said
yourself that you would forgive her.
1677
01:34:47,182 --> 01:34:48,729
So you calling me
a hypocrite now?
1678
01:34:48,808 --> 01:34:50,606
You're just not
being realistic.
1679
01:34:51,190 --> 01:34:53,898
This isn't the Bible.
This is the real world.
1680
01:34:54,272 --> 01:34:58,493
And Mia is as close to
perfection as you're gonna get.
1681
01:34:58,735 --> 01:35:00,829
So I guess you got
all the answers then, huh?
1682
01:35:00,904 --> 01:35:02,622
Everything is so
fucking logical to you.
1683
01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,199
Lance, come on, man.
You're in a church.
1684
01:35:04,282 --> 01:35:07,582
The answers are fucked wherever you are!
You can't control me, Harper.
1685
01:35:07,744 --> 01:35:09,291
I'm not one of
your little characters
1686
01:35:09,412 --> 01:35:11,210
in one of your
little stories, man!
1687
01:35:12,373 --> 01:35:14,460
You can't control
this outcome, Harper.
1688
01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:16,469
You know why?
Because you are not God.
1689
01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:19,468
That's reality, motherfucker!
That's fucking reality.
1690
01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:21,140
Lance, listen to reason.
1691
01:35:22,675 --> 01:35:24,803
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1692
01:35:35,647 --> 01:35:36,990
I knew.
1693
01:35:39,525 --> 01:35:41,323
I always knew in
the back of my mind
1694
01:35:41,444 --> 01:35:43,162
that she had been
with somebody else.
1695
01:35:43,821 --> 01:35:46,700
But never in a million lifetimes
would I think that you...
1696
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:51,789
That you was gonna be that
self-serving, back-stabbing bastard.
1697
01:35:58,711 --> 01:36:00,839
You can hate me forever,
man.
1698
01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:03,683
But not Mia.
1699
01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:07,645
She loves you so much.
1700
01:36:10,515 --> 01:36:13,644
Man, you're staring your
ideal woman in the face.
1701
01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:20,946
You two were
made for each other.
1702
01:36:24,737 --> 01:36:26,330
You two fit together.
1703
01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:31,870
She's my Earth.
1704
01:36:34,380 --> 01:36:35,540
She's my queen.
1705
01:36:37,333 --> 01:36:38,380
I know.
1706
01:36:56,561 --> 01:36:58,438
Okay,
I'm gonna go get your tux.
1707
01:36:58,521 --> 01:37:00,680
Wait a minute, Harp.
1708
01:37:01,274 --> 01:37:02,821
I'm a Christian
so I have to forgive you,
1709
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:05,323
but that doesn't mean
I have to like it.
1710
01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:07,579
Okay.
1711
01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:10,780
You better find a way to deal
with your issues, too, man.
1712
01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:12,790
Writing is not gonna
purge you completely,
1713
01:37:12,869 --> 01:37:14,792
so I suggest that you
acknowledge him, Harper.
1714
01:37:17,810 --> 01:37:18,207
Him who?
1715
01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:24,635
Oh, okay. Uh...
1716
01:37:28,259 --> 01:37:31,513
I feel you, but if I don't
get you into this tux...
1717
01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:37,189
You said that you would get me
over that broom no matter what.
1718
01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,360
Do you remember that?
I remember.
1719
01:37:38,436 --> 01:37:40,359
Then don't back your monkey
ass out on me right now.
1720
01:37:40,438 --> 01:37:43,191
You recognize his strength.
You respect it.
1721
01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:48,710
Recognize.
Ow, respect.
1722
01:37:48,571 --> 01:37:49,618
Okay.
1723
01:37:51,740 --> 01:37:52,246
Okay.
1724
01:38:07,799 --> 01:38:10,143
Here I am
1725
01:38:11,969 --> 01:38:17,476
Looking in the mirror
1726
01:38:19,435 --> 01:38:23,110
An open face
1727
01:38:23,189 --> 01:38:25,157
The pain erased
1728
01:38:26,401 --> 01:38:31,157
Now the sky is clearer
1729
01:38:31,531 --> 01:38:36,332
I can see the sun
1730
01:38:38,413 --> 01:38:42,759
Now that all is
1731
01:38:42,834 --> 01:38:47,305
All is said and done
1732
01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:56,685
There you are
1733
01:38:57,932 --> 01:39:01,903
Always strong when
1734
01:39:02,186 --> 01:39:03,984
I need you
1735
01:39:05,731 --> 01:39:08,951
You let me give
1736
01:39:09,260 --> 01:39:12,121
And now I live
1737
01:39:12,196 --> 01:39:16,997
Fearless and protected
1738
01:39:17,827 --> 01:39:22,958
With the one I will love
1739
01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:27,549
After all is
1740
01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:32,850
All is said and done
1741
01:39:34,135 --> 01:39:38,936
After all is
1742
01:39:39,150 --> 01:39:43,316
All is said and done
1743
01:39:43,394 --> 01:39:48,742
Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here today in the sight of God
1744
01:39:49,317 --> 01:39:53,447
to join this man and this
woman in holy matrimony.
1745
01:39:55,865 --> 01:39:58,334
The couple have written
their own wedding vows
1746
01:39:58,409 --> 01:40:01,504
that they will speak to each
other, and in front of you,
1747
01:40:01,579 --> 01:40:03,547
their family
and dear friends.
1748
01:40:07,126 --> 01:40:08,378
Mia?
1749
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:18,263
"Lance, my friend
1750
01:40:19,931 --> 01:40:22,480
"my love, my hero.
1751
01:40:26,771 --> 01:40:28,990
"Loving you is my heart's joy.
1752
01:40:30,107 --> 01:40:33,862
"It teaches me to be faithful
to my personal truths.
1753
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:38,916
"As I stand
beside you this day,
1754
01:40:39,116 --> 01:40:41,744
"I offer you
the very heart of me
1755
01:40:43,746 --> 01:40:46,420
"filled with sacred love
1756
01:40:47,124 --> 01:40:51,345
"pure, unconditional
and everlasting.
1757
01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:55,570
"For love bears all things,
1758
01:40:55,132 --> 01:40:58,978
"endures all things
and believes all things.
1759
01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:01,389
"Love never fails.
1760
01:41:02,723 --> 01:41:04,646
"And I do love you, Lance.
1761
01:41:06,269 --> 01:41:08,192
"Mind, body and soul."
1762
01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:21,158
"Mia,
1763
01:41:22,340 --> 01:41:24,662
"my darling, my love.
1764
01:41:26,831 --> 01:41:29,505
"As I stand here
beside you this day,
1765
01:41:29,750 --> 01:41:32,629
"know that there is
nothing greater than love.
1766
01:41:33,546 --> 01:41:35,173
"For God is love.
1767
01:41:37,550 --> 01:41:39,848
"And having faith in you
1768
01:41:42,555 --> 01:41:44,523
"and belief in our love
1769
01:41:47,351 --> 01:41:48,568
"makes life worth living.
1770
01:41:50,521 --> 01:41:52,114
"And as I stare...
1771
01:42:00,823 --> 01:42:04,248
"As I stare upon
your angelic face,
1772
01:42:08,873 --> 01:42:13,300
"I am made whole today,
a man with a higher purpose.
1773
01:42:13,794 --> 01:42:17,389
"For a woman's virtue
is a man's greatest glory.
1774
01:42:20,900 --> 01:42:21,352
"From this day forth,
1775
01:42:22,303 --> 01:42:26,183
"we should love one another
as God loves us."
1776
01:42:30,645 --> 01:42:31,897
The rings, please.
1777
01:42:36,567 --> 01:42:38,569
By the power vested in me,
1778
01:42:38,736 --> 01:42:42,206
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
1779
01:42:43,949 --> 01:42:45,792
Please, kiss your bride.
1780
01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:50,270
Mia gave me too much credit
for this union.
1781
01:43:51,559 --> 01:43:53,812
I have learned from them
1782
01:43:55,229 --> 01:43:59,109
what it means to be truly
committed to another person.
1783
01:44:00,651 --> 01:44:05,452
I have learned the importance
of seizing the moment.
1784
01:44:07,491 --> 01:44:09,334
Because you can't go back.
1785
01:44:11,780 --> 01:44:13,957
You can never go back.
You have to live for today.
1786
01:44:15,124 --> 01:44:20,130
Not for what was
or could have been.
1787
01:44:22,673 --> 01:44:24,175
And what will be,
1788
01:44:26,135 --> 01:44:27,853
no one can say.
1789
01:44:32,516 --> 01:44:33,859
But sometimes,
1790
01:44:37,730 --> 01:44:40,153
you just have
to step out on faith.
1791
01:44:42,943 --> 01:44:44,866
And believe that
1792
01:44:44,945 --> 01:44:49,750
what you have built together
is worth preserving.
1793
01:44:53,454 --> 01:44:56,549
Because when you're
made for each other as much
1794
01:44:58,834 --> 01:45:00,552
as these two are,
1795
01:45:04,381 --> 01:45:05,928
it's definitely,
1796
01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:09,345
definitely worth preserving.
1797
01:45:19,855 --> 01:45:21,573
So to the bride and groom.
1798
01:45:24,985 --> 01:45:26,202
Lance and Mia,
1799
01:45:27,404 --> 01:45:28,747
I love you.
1800
01:45:30,825 --> 01:45:33,419
And may God bless this union.
1801
01:45:38,249 --> 01:45:39,501
Cheers.
1802
01:46:00,187 --> 01:46:01,359
Bravo, baby.
1803
01:46:33,512 --> 01:46:36,186
Okay, ladies,
who's ready to catch the bouquet?
1804
01:46:36,265 --> 01:46:38,814
Single females on the floor.
Let's go.
1805
01:46:38,976 --> 01:46:40,728
Mia, are you ready?
1806
01:46:42,730 --> 01:46:44,403
Okay, here we go.
1807
01:46:48,235 --> 01:46:49,407
Oops.
1808
01:46:50,696 --> 01:46:51,822
Bitch.
1809
01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:53,123
Thanks, Mia.
1810
01:46:56,350 --> 01:46:57,787
All right.
You know what comes next.
1811
01:46:58,329 --> 01:46:59,421
Go get your girl.
1812
01:46:59,496 --> 01:47:00,998
Come on out, y'all.
1813
01:47:01,498 --> 01:47:03,421
Q, you know you want to.
What?
1814
01:47:03,500 --> 01:47:04,717
Uncle Skeeter,
you know you don't
1815
01:47:04,793 --> 01:47:05,919
need to try and
catch this garter, man.
1816
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:07,950
Sit your butt down.
1817
01:47:07,171 --> 01:47:09,674
Let's see what happens.
Just throw. You never know.
1818
01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:12,677
Whoa!
1819
01:47:14,345 --> 01:47:15,437
I did not!
1820
01:47:23,187 --> 01:47:24,689
I'm getting you.
1821
01:47:49,463 --> 01:47:51,557
Ooh!
1822
01:47:58,639 --> 01:47:59,891
Cut it out.
1823
01:47:59,974 --> 01:48:02,193
Quit acting like
you don't like it.
1824
01:48:06,230 --> 01:48:07,447
You like it.
1825
01:48:11,568 --> 01:48:13,195
Say you like it.
1826
01:48:17,574 --> 01:48:18,917
Say you like it.
1827
01:48:20,536 --> 01:48:21,879
Stop it!
1828
01:48:24,999 --> 01:48:26,922
Don't let her get away.
Don't let her get away, dawg.
1829
01:48:32,798 --> 01:48:34,766
Go get her, Q.
Oh, that's scary.
1830
01:48:36,593 --> 01:48:38,470
I think we have to dance.
Care to dance?
1831
01:48:38,595 --> 01:48:40,563
Yes, I'd love to.
1832
01:48:45,227 --> 01:48:48,777
Quentin better be careful before
Shelby puts a hurting on him.
1833
01:48:50,733 --> 01:48:51,859
Yeah.
1834
01:48:54,862 --> 01:48:56,114
Dance with me?
1835
01:48:57,740 --> 01:48:58,957
You know...
1836
01:49:00,159 --> 01:49:03,459
I just want to
talk to you.
1837
01:49:12,838 --> 01:49:15,110
Cut a rug with
a war vet, darling?
1838
01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:19,303
Sure, Uncle Skeeter.
Come on.
1839
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:29,360
It's been one crazy-ass,
emotional weekend, hasn't it?
1840
01:49:30,230 --> 01:49:32,699
Damn rollercoaster ride.
1841
01:49:33,250 --> 01:49:34,151
Urn...
1842
01:49:35,819 --> 01:49:38,493
Listen,
about last night, Jordan...
1843
01:49:39,740 --> 01:49:41,583
I don't want to hear
about last night.
1844
01:49:41,658 --> 01:49:43,501
And if I hear you
mention last night,
1845
01:49:43,577 --> 01:49:47,423
I'm gonna call the Enquirer and
tell them everything that I know.
1846
01:49:47,498 --> 01:49:49,421
So it's like that?
1847
01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:53,596
Okay, I hear you loud and clear,
Ms. Armstrong. Thank you.
1848
01:49:54,505 --> 01:49:55,848
You're welcome.
1849
01:50:04,560 --> 01:50:06,354
Hmm, I saw you
grabbing for that garter.
1850
01:50:10,729 --> 01:50:12,106
You know what?
1851
01:50:13,190 --> 01:50:14,737
I don't blame you.
1852
01:50:15,776 --> 01:50:17,449
She's a beautiful woman.
1853
01:50:18,445 --> 01:50:19,947
She's the one.
1854
01:50:23,117 --> 01:50:24,539
Just don't blow it.
1855
01:50:31,959 --> 01:50:33,552
I love you, Harper.
1856
01:50:48,308 --> 01:50:50,731
Excuse me, Robin,
I don't mean to interrupt
1857
01:50:50,811 --> 01:50:53,189
but Uncle Skeeter
did promise me a dance.
1858
01:50:53,272 --> 01:50:55,274
And seeing that he's
the only available man
1859
01:50:55,357 --> 01:50:57,485
in the whole wedding party,
I was just...
1860
01:50:57,568 --> 01:50:59,866
Come on, baby girl. You don't
mind, do you, darling?
1861
01:51:00,362 --> 01:51:01,989
No, not at all.
1862
01:51:02,720 --> 01:51:07,440
Um, and besides, I think that
best man over there needs you.
1863
01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:17,842
Come on now, Uncle Skeeter. Don't
be trying to touch my booty.
1864
01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:19,260
No, no.
1865
01:51:27,181 --> 01:51:28,273
Hey.
1866
01:51:29,933 --> 01:51:30,980
Hey.
1867
01:51:40,694 --> 01:51:43,117
Thank you for
helping me today.
1868
01:51:45,115 --> 01:51:46,662
You're welcome.
1869
01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,620
Great speech.
1870
01:51:50,162 --> 01:51:51,630
I was, um...
1871
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:54,292
I was moved.
1872
01:51:54,374 --> 01:51:55,626
You know, I meant every word.
1873
01:51:56,710 --> 01:51:59,509
Every word I said about
preserving what we have and...
1874
01:51:59,588 --> 01:52:02,558
Harper, I don't think
that this is the right time.
1875
01:52:03,634 --> 01:52:07,309
We have a lot to talk about and
it's not gonna be solved overnight.
1876
01:52:08,597 --> 01:52:09,894
We have to
figure out some...
1877
01:52:09,973 --> 01:52:11,520
You know what your problem is?
1878
01:52:12,809 --> 01:52:14,903
You don't live
enough for today.
1879
01:52:16,146 --> 01:52:17,398
What?
1880
01:52:19,483 --> 01:52:21,656
For once,
just live in the moment.
1881
01:52:26,865 --> 01:52:29,334
Uh, Harper,
what are you doing?
1882
01:52:29,534 --> 01:52:31,332
At least
for a little while.
1883
01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:41,460
Robin.
1884
01:52:45,300 --> 01:52:46,847
Will you marry me?
1885
01:52:51,181 --> 01:52:52,649
I love you.
1886
01:52:57,271 --> 01:52:58,363
Please.
1887
01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:04,528
Yeah.
1888
01:53:07,300 --> 01:53:08,532
Whatever, man.
1889
01:54:17,684 --> 01:54:19,778
Come and get it
going on, y'all.
1890
01:54:19,936 --> 01:54:22,109
Five, six, seven, eight.
1891
01:56:12,215 --> 01:56:14,130
Housekeeping.
1892
01:56:24,394 --> 01:56:25,566
Damn!
I shouldn't have drank!
1893
01:56:25,645 --> 01:56:26,771
What did I do?
1894
01:56:26,897 --> 01:56:29,650
I ain't drinking no more liquor!
1895
01:56:31,318 --> 01:56:32,786
Oh, did you touch me?
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