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Yeah! There you go.[ Grunts ]
Get over there.
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There you go, some nourishment.Ah-ah, Priyanka, ah!
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I see you. You're pickingat those feathers again.
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Gosh darn it.
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I feel like she's gonnaneed another massage.
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You sure?Well, look at her.
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I feel like she could probably
live without a massage today.
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I gave her one yesterday.
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There you go, sweetheart.Gonna get a massage.
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Ooh.
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Breathe with me.
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Ah, ah, ah, ee, ah.
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She let it go.
There it was.
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Hon, I-I-I'm starting to
notice that you're getting
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a little emotionally attached
to the fowl,
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and since we're gonna be
selling them for meat soon,
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maybe you should just
maybe emulate what I am doing,
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which is keeping kind of
a professional distance
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with the chickens.Yeah. Yeah.
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♪ Honey, you, and your beak,and all of it ♪
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♪ I care about you
more than my life ♪
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Very emotional.♪ I love you more than me
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Oh, ope! Heads up.
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Beau's coming.
Look busy farming.
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He still doesn't think
we're real farmers.Well, I am farming.
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This is part of my regime.
I know, you're doing
a good job.
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[ Horn honks ]Ohh, man.
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Hey, boys!
Just caught us farming.
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Hey.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ]You, uh,
singing lullabies
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for your chickens,
Mrs. Young?
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It's actually Levine-Young,so I go by Mrs. Levine-Young.
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I've seen you before.Oh, sure. Probably.
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I used to come out herea bunch when I was a kid.
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-Yeah.
-Uh, Maggie was my aunt.
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Yeah.
This here's Short Shorts.
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No way.I remember that butt!
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What -- What's"Short Shorts"?
Oh, it's nothing,
it's nothing.
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When I was younger, I used to
wear shorts that, apparently,
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some felt were
too short. Yeah.Too short?
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Well, I saw this monstrosity
here on your property,
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so I thought I'd bring the boysby to check it out.
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Well, this is called
a chicken tractor.
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Hmm.Looks like it was built
by the chickens.
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[ Laughter ]
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Is that the door
from Rudy's outhouse?
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Joke's on you.Rudy doesn't use an outhouse.
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He's -- He's using
our bathroom
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pretty -- pretty often.A lot.
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Anyways, this door
is great 'cause
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we can put the feed in
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without lifting
up the whole coop.
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And look, the birds --
They look healthy.
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Oh, look at this one here.
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Oh, yum! Somebody shove
her in a fryer. [ Chuckles ]
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Mae? That's Mae.Yeah, she -- she's a cardio nut.
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Yeah, you got all these parts
hanging out the bottom.
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Oh, if this guy's
so obsessed
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with parts hanging outthe bottom,
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maybe you shouldget into some short shorts.
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Oh.[ Laughter ]
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Oh, I can picture it.
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[ Laughter continues ]That was very good.
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Thank you. Play it cool.Play it cool.
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Good one.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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When Beau brought up
Short Shorts, I thought,
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"Oh, my goodness, this
is gonna be my identity
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here forever."
No.
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But, you know,
the other guys --
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I think they were
seeing me as an equal.Yeah.
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How long do you thinkthat you're gonna be inwith the Coffee Boys?
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Ooh, well, I'd -- I'd
hate to put a time limit
on bonding, but...
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Yeah, absolutely.Oh, and speaking
of bonding,
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uh, you're spending a lot of
time with the chickens.
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Uh, you called me Priyanka
last night in bed.
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Well, at least I didn'tcall you Courtney.
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[ Laughs ] Yeah.
Well, we would've
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had a fight then. Boy.[ Laughs ]
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I know, because
Courtney sucks.
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What is that?
Yeah.
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I mean, even,
like, her cluck.
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Mm.
Her cluck sucks.
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She's so uppity.How can a cluck suck?
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Such a condescending
cluck.
I know!
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It's like... [clucks]That's exactly what it is.
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[ Clucks ]
Yes!
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I guess I do need to havesome human friends.
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We all do.It's like -- I feel like --I feel like it's, like,
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I have Constance, kind of,
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but, like, anytime I askher questions or whatever,
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she's like...
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She's like, "Oh, you know."
You know?
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And I'm like,
"No, I -- I don't."
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Right.Like, I don't know.
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I would love to --
to know.
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It sucks.I'm gonna, um -- I'm gonna
go hang with my boys.
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Sweetie, did you -- did you,like, iron-press that shirt?
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You've never done
that for me.
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Well, you're already
my friend.
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That's true, we're really,like, best fr--
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I don't want to be late.Okay, goodbye.
Bye, have fun.
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[ Bell jingles ]
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Oh, good morning,
Constance.
Hey.
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Hey, wow, it's really
good to see you.
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You look great.
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[ Chuckles ]
Tell me everything.
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Oh, you know.
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Huh.
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Do -- I -- Do --
Um, well, um, you know,
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me, on this end, gosh,it's just been, like,
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chickens, chickens, chickensaround the clock.
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One of them really reminds meof my mom.
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Speaking of moms, what'sthe deal with your mom?
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Like, what was she like?
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Oh, you know.
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[ Bell jingles ]
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Kay: Constance, hey!
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Oh, hi, Miss Kay!
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That bulk rice come in yet?Yeah, it's over there.
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So, Jacob, how is
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that Future Farmers of Americaproject going?
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I raised 250 chickens,
and I only lost 4.
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One walked right
into my barn fan.
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[ Sighs ]It was...
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It was messy.
Oh.
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I had to throw out
my pants. Yeah.
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We're very excited about
his presentation.
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But all of a sudden,
Mr. Big Man here
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doesn't want me cutting
his hair anymore.
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Everyone else is going
to have real haircuts
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and look swag as hell.
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Sorry, but that's
what people say now.
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No, they don't.
Who says that?
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The cool people
on the Internet.
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Well, his mother has
perfectly good scissors,
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and he wants to go
the two hours to Lincoln?
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[ Scoffs ]
Oh, I don't think so.
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Oh, if you cut it
short on the side,
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you'd probably getthose cheekbones to pop.
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Please don't look at
my son's cheekbones.
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Mom, everyone else
is gonna
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have cheekbones that pop
right out of their face!
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Well, you can pop yours
right back in, mister.
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No, I'm gonna sit there,
and they're gonna be like,
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"Oh, there's Jacob,
and he has no cheekbones."
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You can see
your cheekbones fine.
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I don't know why taking
a little bit of hair off
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is gonna help anything.
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Whew!
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You can see the kind
of morning I'm having.
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[ Chuckles ]
How are you?
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I found mold on the lumber.
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Ohh, geez.
Oh.
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Well, we'll get out
of your hair.
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Can you throw that
on our tab?
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Yes, ma'am.[ Laughs ]
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Thanks.Mrs. Young.
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Bye, Kay.[ Door opens, bell jingles ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Wait, sorry.
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Like, what was that?
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Why -- Why'd you
tell her about
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the mold on your lumber and youdidn't tell me about that?
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Well, you were talking about
chickens and your mama.
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Was I talking too much?What?
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We're thinking we're
gonna sell the meat
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and use the profits for that
to buy more chickens
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and just keep
that do-si-do going
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until we've got a yard
full of chickens,
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fertilizing away.
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Well, what are you
waiting for?
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Those birds are ready
to be slaughtered.
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Who do you guys use for the --
the slaughtering?
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What?[ Laughter ]
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Who do we use? What, do you wantsomebody else to do it?
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You're gonna pay
somebody else?[ Laughter ]
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Kent: No, Mike.
No, no, no, Mike.
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With that few, it's just bestif you do it yourself.
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D-Do -- Do it myself?
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Uh...
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If you're not gonna talk,it doesn't mean you can start
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getting handsy
with the cans.
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Oh, I was just rearranging,
'cause you had, like,
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the fishing tackle
right by the candy,
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and I was like, "Oh.
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Maybe we should take
the candy and --"
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That -- I just thought --No.
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No.The licorice stays.
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It's for a man.
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Wait, what? Who?
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Oh, you know...
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I swear to God, if you give me
an "oh, you know" right now,
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it's like a dagger
through my heart.
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Please don't "oh, you know" me
right now.
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[ Sighs ]
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Please?
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Fine.
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[ Squeals softly ]
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There's this man thatcomes in here every day,
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and he buys one pieceof licorice...
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Just one?
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...when clearly it's fivefor a dollar.
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Yeah, it's five
for a dollar.
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And he's been doing thisfor over a year.
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Is it Rudy?
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Ohh!
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Let's get into it!
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So I just, uh...
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I just kill 'em?
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Use a cone.
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Less flapping,
less yapping.
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Get the cone,
hatchet,
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pop the chicken's head
right in there.
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Chop, boom, done.
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Chop, boom, done.
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Well, not really done.
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I mean, there's gonna be
some twitching for a while.
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Kind of like it's dancing.Oh.
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A violent, involuntary dance.
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And the beauty of it is,
once you're done with that,
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you get a whole new batch,
you do it all over again.
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How do you -- How do you
describe it, Ray?
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An endless cycle of death.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Rudy's the type of man
that always makes sure
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that you have good air pressurein your tires.
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I don't know how to drive
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and I've never had a car,but I get it.
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And he knows 50 or 60
wild bird calls.
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What?
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Yeah, come on, now!
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That totally seems like
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something essential fora strong relationship.
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He's like -- He's like a big,tall, male Snow White.
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I love that.
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Ugh...
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What's wrong?
Oh, Rio,
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who am I kidding?
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He probably still sees me
as Morris' wife.
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Everybody else does.
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What, M-Morris died, what,six years ago now?
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[ Sighs ]
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I haven't flirted with
a man in 40 years.
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I wouldn't even know
what to do.
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You know, I mean,
I-I could break out
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my hula hoop.This is where I shine.
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I mean, I was voted biggestflirt in my high school,
250
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and it wasn't even
my high school.
251
00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,432
You know what I'm saying?So, you got to just let me...
252
00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,565
[ Bell jingles ]Hey, honey.
253
00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,305
Yeah, no, I'm just
talking to my friend,
254
00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,569
so I'll, like, see you back
at the house, okay? So...
255
00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,745
That's great. And, you know,
t-take your time coming home.
256
00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,398
Okay.A-And when you do,
257
00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,792
just remember
we love each other.
258
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I love you, too.
Pbht.
259
00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,186
Okay.
Okay.
260
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Um, so, listen.
261
00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:13,754
You have to ask questions,
262
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be curious with each other,
263
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and get to the why.
264
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[ Door opens, bell jingles ]
265
00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:19,716
Oh! It's Rudy.
266
00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,240
Oh!
Well, um,
all right.
267
00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,026
Morning, Constance.
268
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Morning, Rudy.
269
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Oh, licorice today?
270
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Yes, ma'am.
271
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Uh, do --
Do you even like licorice?
272
00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,691
I mean, you drive
this long way
273
00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,520
for one piece when it's
five-for-a-dollar deal.
274
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You're right.
275
00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,790
I'll take you up on thatfive-for-a-dollar deal.
276
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,488
I was previously
unaware of it.
277
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,577
I-I didn't mean that --
278
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I didn't mean...
279
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,232
You know what?
280
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I'll take me a whole bag.
281
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,801
A whole bag?
282
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:01,845
No, two.
283
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,848
You know what?
Give me five.
284
00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,067
Okay.
285
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:13,944
♪♪
286
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:21,778
♪♪
287
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,868
I guess with all this licorice,I won't be --
288
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,522
I won't be seeing youfor a while.
289
00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,091
I guess not.
290
00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:32,702
You take care,
Constance.
291
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♪♪
292
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I'm fine.
293
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,624
[ Screen dragging ]
294
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:49,023
That did not go the waythat I thought it would.
295
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,765
Connie, I'm sorry.Just go.
296
00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,897
Just leave.[ Sniffles, sighs ]
297
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,682
Mike: [ Sighs ]
298
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,075
♪ Goodbye to you,
my trusted friend ♪
299
00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,121
[ Chicken clucking ][ Exhales deeply ]
300
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,775
Come on, Mike.♪ We've known each other
since we were nine or ten ♪
301
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,254
You're a farmer now.
302
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,648
You eat chicken all the time.[ Chicken clucks ]
303
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,650
Chop, boom, done.
304
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:13,090
Well, I really want the lastthing you hear to be beautiful.
305
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,483
♪ ...skinned our hearts
and skinned our knees ♪
306
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,484
[ Clucking ] Mee-yike!
307
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,442
♪ It's hard to die
308
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:18,661
[ Clucking ] Mee-yike!
309
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,489
[ Clucking continues ]What?
310
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,490
Did you just say my name?
311
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,491
[ Clucking ] Mee-yike!
312
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:23,840
Are you saying "Mike?"
313
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,277
Rio:Mike, what are you doing?!
314
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,366
Huh?What are you doing?!
315
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,673
I --
What is the matter
with you?
316
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,849
What --
317
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,767
Okay.The Coffee Boys told me
I have to kill them myself.
318
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,508
I mean, Kent even
gave me his cone.
319
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,379
What?Why would you need a cone?
320
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,469
To -- To put the head inand stabilize the neck for ch--
321
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,906
I couldn't even
get the head in there!Oh, my God!
322
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,821
Mike, who are you?!
Cones?!
323
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,258
Cones are for ice cream,for happy times.
324
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,260
Honey, I have to
kill them tonight.
325
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,957
I told the guys
I was gonna do it tonight.
326
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,829
This is about youand Short Shorts, isn't it?
327
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,874
No, no, no, no, no.You're afraid ofbeing that person.
328
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,093
This has nothing to do
with Short Shorts.
329
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,616
You want to beMr., like, Cool Coffee Boys guy.
330
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,748
If we don't kill it tonight,then when are we gonna kill it?
331
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,488
You know what,
honestly, I have
332
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,534
destroyed
two people today,
333
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,971
and I need to talk to Rudyand make things right.
334
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,365
Please hold Priyanka kindly
335
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,497
and try notto murder her, okay?
336
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,977
Because if she'snot here when I get back,
337
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,936
I will put your head
in the cone.
338
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,115
Mom, I cleaned the barn.
Can I go play now?
339
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,857
Ooh, what's up, guy?Welcome to Floyd's.
340
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,860
You gonna look swag as heckwhen I get done with you, boy.
341
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,862
Just like the other
hype-beasts.
342
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:29,776
Hoo-hooo!
343
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,560
Are you wearing
my jeans?
Yep.
344
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,432
They're kind of tight, which ishard -- you know, hard for me.
345
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,826
Mom, what --
what's happening?
346
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,089
Well, I can't take youthe two hours to Lincoln,
347
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,831
so I'm bringing
Lincoln to you.
348
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,007
Uh, what if my haircut
doesn't look like the kids
349
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,792
who actually, you know,
did go to Lincoln?
350
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,099
The little boy whose hairI cut in this very kitchen
351
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,362
didn't care what thoseother kids thought.
352
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,016
You're Jacob Bowman!
353
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,975
Who else in the worldcan say that?
354
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,237
Grandpa?
355
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,979
Just sit downand let me cut your hair.
356
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:02,591
This is a magic moment,and you're crapping all over it.
357
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,418
[ Quietly ]
I'm sitting down.
358
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,594
[ Spitting ]
359
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,770
Oh!
360
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,641
Start with
a scalp massage.
361
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,992
Rio: Good morning.
362
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,124
Hey, Theresa.
Hi.
363
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,386
I wouldn't.
Okay.
364
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,607
I brought you
some coffee here.
365
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,261
Oh, Rudy.
366
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,219
Listen...
367
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,787
Anything that's happened
between you and Constance
368
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,658
is solely my fault.
369
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:27,790
What's done is done.
370
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,271
Well, things can be undone.
371
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,968
I mean, you know,
372
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,230
I had bangs
for a whole summer,
373
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,363
and look at me now.
Just long layers.
374
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,887
It took me a year to getthis far with Constance.
375
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,628
It's gonna take me 10 yearsto get back.
376
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:40,672
10 years?
377
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,413
Rudy, go back to the store,
378
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,806
buy some more licorice.
Come on.
379
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,156
And have her think I ate fivebags of licorice in one day?
380
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,593
She'd think I was a man consumedby my own basest instincts.
381
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:53,076
Okay. What if someone
came into your barn,
382
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:57,428
and they started taking
your licorice?
383
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,647
Give me that.
Rudy,
384
00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,953
what would you have to do
385
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,738
if you, all of a sudden,
had none licorice?
386
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,088
With Constance?
387
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,220
Oh, you're a clever one.
388
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,439
Yeah. So, look,
389
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,093
I'm taking
all your candy.
390
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,095
Careful, I may haveto get one of my guns.[ Chuckles ] Okay.
391
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,836
You have -- You have guns?
How many guns do you have?
392
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,490
You mean loaded and nearby?
393
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,883
Yeah, you know what? We don't
even have to get into it.
394
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,754
It's not even something
that I want to --
Four.
395
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,234
Great. It's --I got Betsy...
396
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,713
Okay.
...Timothy...
397
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,671
I don't need to --...Maclovio...
398
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,890
H-Honestly, it's good.
399
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,892
...and Jessica.
400
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:29,417
Mike: Now, this is
a cacao almond creamer.
401
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,941
It's soy-free
and dairy-free.
402
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,074
Oh, Mike,
this is wonderful.
403
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,945
You kill those chickensyet, Mike,
404
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,948
or did they spend the nightbraiding your wife's hair?
405
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:43,648
[ Laughter ]
406
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,869
Actually, the chickens
are dead.
407
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,653
I killed them all.
408
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:53,223
Just lined 'em up
and...coned 'em.
409
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,746
Coned 'em good.
410
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,879
Well, then...
411
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,707
I'd like to buy
some chicken meat.
412
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,100
Oh, yeah.
413
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,971
Nothing sweeter than
a neighbor's meat.
414
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,451
I don't think he actually
415
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,235
slaughteredthose chickens, Kent.
416
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:08,369
I think Mike
is lying to us.
417
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:13,287
♪♪
418
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,288
How many you want?
419
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,594
One's fine.Mm-hmm.
420
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,292
Would you like
that chicken in a bag,
421
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,337
or you want me to slap it raw
into your hand?
422
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:25,125
I think it goes
without saying.
423
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:28,302
You don't slap anything rawinto my hand.
424
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:31,261
But I can come by nowand get it.
425
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,959
That all right?
426
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,047
[ Tires screech ]
427
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,613
Honey.
Yeah?
428
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,137
I think I fixed everythingwith Rudy.
429
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,268
Oh, cool, cool.
430
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,966
So, uh, I told
the Coffee Boys
431
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,141
I killed the chickens.What?!
432
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,185
And Beau's on his way over
433
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,317
to buy a chicken
from us, like, now.
434
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,318
Like now,now?
435
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,406
Okay, all right,
listen.
436
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,321
Okay.
I'm sorry.
You were right.
437
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,713
I was trying to fit in,
438
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,063
I wanted them to forget
about Short Shorts,
439
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,368
but I don't think
you understand
440
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,761
just how short
these shorts were.
441
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,589
They -- They called
a town meeting.
Oh.
442
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,286
Because it was
the '90s, so --Wait, it was the '90s?
443
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,331
Yes, I was deep
into my teens.
Okay.
444
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,724
These shortswere incredible.They were?
445
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,378
The way they made my
thighs feel -- It was --
I just felt powerful.
446
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,946
Ooh, okay.I could just jump over
anything, and...
447
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,817
You could. You still can.It was just so --
448
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,210
But I can't be
that guy anymore.
No.
449
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,429
And if I can't kill
all these chickens, I'm done.
450
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,865
They're gonna give me
a new nickname.
451
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,953
Ah!It's gonna be even worse
than Short Shorts!
452
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:11,998
Oh, God,it's gonna be, like,
453
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,434
Chicken Bitchor something like that.
454
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,957
Yes, of course, Chicken Bitch!
That's exactly right.
455
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,307
I got it. I think I knowexactly what to do.
456
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,830
Ah --Just -- But I want
you to calm down.
457
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,223
You're gonna kill
the chickens for me?
458
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,224
Thank you.No, sweetie, no.
459
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,617
What?
God, no.
460
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,575
We're gonna hide themin the house.
461
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,881
In the house.Come on, come on.
462
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,969
Beaks to tail, beaks to tail.Come on, in the house.
463
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,623
Look, she just pooped herself.I don't speak chicken.
464
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,451
Don't make me regret
not killing you.Hey, Courtney!
465
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,149
This is not always about youand what you want.
466
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,411
Okay, up, up, up,
up the stairs.
467
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,544
Come on, Sinead, Solange.Make 'em go down.
468
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,241
Malala, Kamala,
all the Malalas
469
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,373
and the Lalas.
Up, up, up.
470
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,374
Go down, down, down.No, no, down, down, down.
471
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,549
You're confusing them.
472
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,855
Honey, you're
confusing --[ Horn honks ]
473
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,118
[ Whispering ]
They're here.
474
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,032
[ Chickens clucking ]Okay, listen.
475
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,598
All of you, be quiet!Shh!
476
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,991
Especially you, Courtney.Ah!
477
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,993
Be a team playerfor once in your life.
478
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,691
Courtney, listen
to your father!
479
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,479
-Hey.-Hey, the Coffee Boys are here.
480
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,915
The Coffee Boys?
481
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,004
Oh, nothing.
That's a...Is that -- Nothing.
482
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,223
Yeah.
Oh.
483
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,137
Here for my chicken.
484
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,138
Of course.Oh, well, of course.
485
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,269
Yes, yes, yes.
486
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,357
Here's your -- your chicken.
487
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,402
Chicken in a bag.As you wish.
488
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,231
Well, I'll be damned.
489
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,623
I did not believe you.
490
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:16,018
I had this visual
of you among them,
491
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,151
sobbing, crying,
492
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,630
and then coming out
and lying to us about it.
493
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,676
Oh, well, that's okay.Water over a bridge.
494
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,243
Yeah.
Or under it.
495
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,853
You know, just depends.Either/or,you can say it.
496
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,028
It's water
under the bridge.
497
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,203
I say "over," but somepeople are saying "under."
498
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,378
Yeah, whatever.
We all do it.Doesn't matter.
499
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,032
Yeah, anyway.Anyways, have a great one.
500
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,729
Yeah,
have a beautiful evening.You might want tothink about doing, like,
501
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,254
a salt-and-pepper
dry rub on that.What's in your window?
502
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,733
My what? Excuse us?[ Chicken clucks ]
503
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,519
[ Clucking ]
504
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,265
[ Siren wails ]
505
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,136
Did you give me
a frozen chicken?
506
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,050
Hon, did you give hima frozen chicken?We cool it.
507
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,052
Oh, my God, great,
the cops are here.
508
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,271
Well, it's just Connie.
She's --
509
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,447
Hiya. Welcome.
510
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,319
Rudy, do you see the woman
that stole all your licorice?
511
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,668
Yes, it was
the Rio one.
512
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,410
Miss Rio, come with me.No, no, no, no,whoa, whoa, whoa.
513
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,151
Hold on. You're not really
gonna arrest her.
514
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,327
It worked, Rio.
I did exactly what you said.
515
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,937
[ Handcuffs clinking ]Come on, girl.
516
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,678
-This is not what I meant, Rudy.-Come on, Missy.
517
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,332
I'll call an attorney.Ow.
518
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,160
I'll call ourattorney.
519
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,205
Honey, look behind you.
520
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,336
What?Chickens.
521
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,772
Oh! Um...uh...
522
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:15,686
[ Laughing ] Oh!
523
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,210
Oh, well...
524
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,907
Well, I know what this probablylooks like,
525
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,953
but, uh, this is a totally
different group of chickens.
526
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,259
[ Clucking ]So...
527
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,003
Thanks for stopping by, guys.
Have a good one.
528
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,178
[ Clucking continues ]
529
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,532
I waive my right
to remain silent.
530
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,318
I figured.Listen, I'm so sorry
531
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,102
about the Rudy thing.I --
532
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,104
Constance, I was tryingto be your friend,
533
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:45,542
and -- and --Rio, I used to talk
to chickens, too.
534
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,109
You did?
535
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,980
I had full conversations
and everything.
536
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,982
They're good
listeners, right?
[ Sighs ]
537
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,333
You know, when Morris and Imoved here after we got married,
538
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,683
you know, he always worked
at the store, and...
539
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,338
Yeah.
...the chickens
were my confidants.
540
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,774
Yeah, I get it.
You know?
541
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,254
But then something
happened.
542
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,907
What, you lied to everyonethat you killed them
543
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,126
and then everyone found outand it was a whole mess?
544
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,128
No.
Okay.
545
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,697
I learned that people will cometo you in their own time.
546
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,613
There's not a whole lot of
people here in Bucksnort.
547
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,964
And if you don't kill anyone,
you might make some friends.
548
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,183
Honestly, even then.
549
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,490
Got it.
550
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,188
Okay.
Okay.
551
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,365
I'll take it slow.
552
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,280
And, um...
553
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,977
I'm really sorry aboutthe Rudy thing.
554
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,979
I -- I won't bring
him up again.
555
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,199
[ Chuckles ]
556
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,417
I like talking about Rudy.
557
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,202
You do?
Yeah.
558
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,247
Yeah, I can tell you do.Yeah, he's -- he's
559
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,770
pressing charges against you,
560
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,555
so you'll have a rap sheet,
and I'll get to spend
561
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,209
another hour taking
his statement.
Oh. Oh.
562
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,255
That's a --
That's the upside.[ Laughs ]
563
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,781
Uh, Jacob, thank you so much fortaking our chickens with yours.
564
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,827
I mean, I do feel
somewhat better
565
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,612
knowing that they're not gonnabe processed alone, you know?
566
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,093
Please,
I love to help, okay?
567
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,748
And if slaughtering is involved,even better.
568
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:01,444
Am I right?
569
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,185
Oh, oh!
570
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,752
You want to see
my cheekbones pop?
571
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,101
Yeah, sure.
572
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,755
Mike: Oh, wow.Oh.
573
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:08,843
Okay.
Oh...
574
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:09,974
That's a...
Yes.
575
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,889
...abrupt cut.Very blunt.
576
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:15,676
I-I know it's not as fancy as
those other kids' haircuts,
577
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,199
but who cares
what people think?
578
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,896
I'm Jacob Bowman.
579
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,463
Who else in the world
can say that?
580
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,204
My dad.
581
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,336
Let's go.
582
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,425
Ugh...
583
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,557
Mm...
584
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,863
[ Voice breaking ]
I can't watch.
585
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,344
Mike, Mike,
they know it.
586
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,910
They know what's
happening to them.
587
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,435
Look in their eyes.
I can see it.
588
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,827
Oh, my God.
589
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,831
Ah, damn it!Yeah?
590
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,485
♪ We had joy, we had fun Oh!
591
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:43,921
♪ We had seasons in the sun Stop! Beau!
592
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:44,922
Whoo!
593
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,360
Go get our girls!Beau! Stop!
594
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,709
I want my chickens back.
595
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,493
What?I want my chickens back.
596
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,408
I want my chickens back.
597
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,497
I changed my mind, okay?
598
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,369
I'm not like you, Beau.
599
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,285
You can make fun of me.
You can call me Chicken Bitch.
600
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,111
What?
601
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,504
But I love these chickens.
602
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,679
I love every
single one of 'em.
603
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,507
I like Priyanka's whimsy.
604
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,509
I like Nora's strength.
605
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,512
I like Trixie's majestical
glare.
606
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,949
And I'll even find something
to like about Courtney.
607
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,603
Good lord, boy.
608
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:14,604
Take 'em!
609
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:17,172
Yeah? Okay.
610
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,435
Girls, I'm coming!
Daddy's coming!
611
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,092
Well, we couldn't tell
which ones were ours,
612
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,311
so we just bought 'em all.
613
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,095
Rio: This is definitely
a Halle.
614
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,532
This is a Brigitte, obvious --
I mean, that's obvious.
615
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,490
But that's a Halle.
616
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,926
That's a Naomi.
617
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,623
You can dress her upall you want,
618
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,929
but she'll never be a lady.
619
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,757
Oh, my goodness.
620
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,498
Hon!
What?
621
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,457
This is why Courtney
was being such a jerk.
622
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:42,850
[ Gasps ]
623
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,418
Look at that.Oh, my gosh!
624
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,725
What a beautiful,
beautiful genius.
625
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,554
Yeah. Oh, my goodness,there's two of 'em!
626
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:52,903
She's a prodigy.She had twins.
627
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,862
Okay, is it possible
they didn't know
628
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,429
where eggs came from
before this?
629
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,344
Think about it.
We're sitting on a gold mine.
630
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,084
This is incredible.
631
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,347
Mike: Girl?
Yeah?
632
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:04,567
Somebody ordered
the prime rib?[ Laughs ] This girl.
633
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,355
What?
[ Laughs ]
634
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:12,880
Oh, my God.
635
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,925
They are the -- so small.
636
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,711
They do something to mewhere I just feel so confident.
637
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,713
Can you bend down
in those?
638
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,369
Premium, Grade A.
USDA.
639
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:24,500
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
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