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The Saotome School of
Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
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The path to master its secrets
is never-ending, harsh...
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and lonely.
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And yet shall I master them.
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In the Saotome School of
Anything-Goes Martial Arts...
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our training never frickin' ends!
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I haven't seen your dad lately.
Where could he be?
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True, I wonder where Pop's
been wanderin' around?
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Where our camera crew has
discovered a secret UFO base...
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deep in the Japanese Alps!
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Many such unexplored regions still exist in Japan!
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"Where..." "...am I?"
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"I am a..." "...Panda!"
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What an interesting find.
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It has a good coat of fur.
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It could be stuffed to
decorate the alcove.
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Or it might make a good rug.
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"Wait!" "I'm human!"
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Men! Don't let him get away!
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"Akane!"
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"It's me!"
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"Genma!"
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Ah, Lady Kanna!
As lovely as ever, I see!
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"Kanna?"
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What do you want,
Hayato Ryujin?!
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I found that panda floating
down the river.
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Perhaps I could make a muffler
out of it as a gift for you.
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"Help!"
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The panda came floating
down the river?!
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Now will you hand it over to me?
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I can't do that!
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How very strange.
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I'm the one who found
that panda.
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Surely, Kanna, you're not
stealing my game from me?
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Ah, I have a wonderful idea.
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In lieu of the betrothal gift,
I shall give you that panda.
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Then...
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you and I, Hayato Ryujin,
shall be happily wed.
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That will solve everything.
Happily ever after.
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Congratulations, congratulations!
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Let me go!
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It's too early in the day
to act so lame!
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"Ranma!"
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"It's me!"
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"Your father!"
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Who're you?
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Kotaro!
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Wretched Kotaro. You're
rotten to the core...
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to interfere with our perfect
marriage plans!
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What marriage plans?!
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Prepare to die!
Men! ATTACK--!!
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Interestin'! You're on!
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Kanna, let's make a run for it.
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Kanna has unusually
hairy hands...!
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Step aside!
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Kanna--!
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Step aside, I said.
Can't you understand?!
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Pathetic!
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I'll leave it at this for today.
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Kanna, I shall come for
you again soon.
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Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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Lotsa weirdo idiots
runnin' around.
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Be careful, Kanna.
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Are you worried about me?
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Who, me?! Don't get me wrong!
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I didn't save you just because
we're engaged!
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I never asked you
to save me, anyway!
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Huh! You're so uncute!
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Our parents arranged our
marriage anyway!
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I don't care anything
about you--!
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"I'm so hungry...!"
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Noble panda! Hang on!
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That Ryujin boy is such
a troublemaker.
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He almost killed Panda-sama!
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"It's like paradise!"
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You did well to bring him
here, Miss Kanna.
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Very nice.
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Now the village will be
secure, won't it, Father?
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Indeed. As you all know, the
ancient legend says...
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a panda that comes
floating down the river...
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will bring good fortune
to the village.
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The Legend of Lucky Panda
was true indeed.
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Panda-sama, our village
unites in welcoming you.
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Please relax and enjoy
your stay here.
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Psst! Kanna! What're you waiting for?
More food for Panda-sama!
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Yes, Father.
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Here, Panda-sama.
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Please enjoy my mushroom stew.
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"It's terrible!"
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Too much salt, maybe?
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Maybe we shouldn't have
let Kanna do the cooking.
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You thief!
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Panda-sama!
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Pa, Heaven will punish you
for calling Panda-sama a thief.
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You're right. After he came,
the drought ended.
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And we'll have a good
harvest for sure!
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Panda-sama! Please forgive
my inexcusable rudeness.
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Also, please help my wife
to bear a healthy child!
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Thankee, thankee.
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Just wait.
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Panda-sama!
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Here.
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"It's like I'm in paradise!"
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That s'pposed t' be some
kinda wreath...?
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Leave me alone!
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That sure don't look like a
luck-bringing face, though.
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Wanna fight?! Dirty panda!
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Stop it! What're you doing
to Panda-sama?
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Or is it you're jealous...?
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Huh! Jealous over an uncute
girl like you?!
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'cuse me for being uncute!
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Uncute is as uncute does.
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"Kanna-Kotaro"
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"Ranma-Akane"
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Panda-sama!
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The bath's ready for you.
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"That's a bad idea!"
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Don't be bashful.
I'll scrub your back.
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Come here!
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Come, hop in!
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It's terrible! Something terrible's
happened to the headman!
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To Father?!
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Faith healers, can you
cure the headman?
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No doctor can cure this illness.
It's incurable!
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No--!
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Just when the Lucky Panda
is here, too.
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How terrible. "Oh, my gosh."
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Faith healers, can't you do
something to save Father?
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I'll do anything to help!
Just tell me.
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There is only one way.
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Yes?!
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He must eat the beating
heart of a panda.
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Only then will he recover.
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The beating heart of a panda?!
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Curses. He escaped.
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Kanna's gone, too.
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After them!
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Wanted: Giant Panda
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Kill Panda-sama?
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We gotta do it to cure the headman.
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This is terrible! Find 'im!
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This is becoming interesting
indeed.
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- See him?
- He ain't here!
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Where is he?
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Drat! Where could he be?
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Master Hayato, where in these
vast woods do we search?
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Oh?
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"I'm hungry..."
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"Let's rest a bit..."
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"I'm thirsty"
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"Let's go this way!"
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"I want some ramen..."
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I've found you!
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How'd you know
where we were?
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"No clue..."
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Run!
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- This way, Kanna!
- Kotaro!
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Come, Panda-sama! Hurry!
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Curse you, Kotaro!
After them, men! Go, go, go!
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Not so fast!
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That'll teach you! Nyaah!
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You dirty--!
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You know, right?
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You can't keep runnin'
forever, Kanna.
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You could get hurt, too.
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What should we do?
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Only one thing.
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"I'm sorry"
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He got away!
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Panda-sama! Panda-sama!
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Panda-sama!
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Hayato! Turn him over to us!
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Nothin' doin'.
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The panda's heart is the medicine
that will cure the headman.
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Yes. What greater betrothal
gift than this?
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Won't our wedding be
wonderful, Lady Kanna?
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You rat. Using the panda
to get Kanna--!
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Then I'll just take him from you!
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Kotaro! Stop!
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Fight me, and the panda will die.
Then the headman will die, too.
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Do you want Kanna to grieve,
Kotaro?
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Rats!
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Very well, Hayato Ryujin.
I shall marry you.
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But please spare Panda-sama.
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As for Father's illness...
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I shall nurse him back to health
even if I must give my own life!
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Kanna!
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Very well.
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Panda-sama, please run away!
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Kanna...
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You must prepare
for the wedding now.
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We're off to prepare as well!
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Shoot!
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Congratulations, Master Hayato!
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Kanna will be your bride, and you'll
control the entire village.
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Truly, I shall kill two birds
with one stone.
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Not so fast!
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Get this: If you wanna marry
Kanna, defeat me first!
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Ex-fiance, thou art still a pain!
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I, Hayato Ryujin, shall
personally get rid of you!
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Take this!!
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It didn't hurt one bit,
ex-fiance.
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H- He's wearin' a suit
of armor underneath!
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Kotaro!
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Kanna!
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My dear bride, I've been
waiting for you.
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As lovely as ever.
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Right, Kotaro?
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Let me show my bride the
Ryujin style of spearsmanship.
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Cavalry corps, forward!
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Die, Kotaro!!
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Kotaro!
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Stay away, Kanna!
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And the death blow!!
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Who did that?!
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"I'm baaack!"
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What?
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Panda-sama!
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You're a fool to have
come back!
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I'll make you dead!
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You can't get away!!
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Panda-sama!
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Take this!
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Ryujin Secret Spear-Thrust!
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Panda-sama!
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Kanna! Kanna! Kanna!
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Father!
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Headman, you're well?!
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I had food poisoning from
the mushrooms.
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I've completely recovered.
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See? In the pink!
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So much for the "incurable
disease"--!
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I was stupid to have worried.
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Sorry, sorry!
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By the way, what's with the get-up?
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You're even holding hands.
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I see! You've finally decided
to marry Kotaro?!
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You're both so stubborn,
I was worried for a while there.
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It's wonderful, wonderful!
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N-No!!
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Father!
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Don't be bashful!
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Don't delay! On with the wedding!
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"It's all good"
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Panda-sama!
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Panda-sama...!
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Panda-sama...!!
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00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:41,110
No matter what,
your dad's taking too long.
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He'll be back, I tell ya!
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He's your father, isn't he?
Why not be more concerned?!
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Who gives a darn about
my rotten pop?
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I didn't know you were
so heartless.
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It's lucky I didn't
fall in love with you!
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Me, too! Lucky I didn't fall in love
with such an uncute chick!
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'Scuse me for being uncute!
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Pop!
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Mr. Saotome?!
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