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Hello? Hello, Glenn.
It's Ali Davis.
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Yes, baby! I'm excited, too.
But wait, what?
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Yes, I know Sports Illustrated
wants Serena for June,
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but before we talk about that client,
we need to talk about Lisa Leslie,
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who will be front and center
at the shoot.
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What? Oh, oh, no.
No, this ain't a negotiation.
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It's center position or tall-ass
girl ain't showing up for the shoot!
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Big news in basketball.
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College sensation Jamal Barry
declared himself eligible
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for the NBA draft.
What? Excuse me,
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I am her agent.
He has not yet signed with an agent.
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Oh, no, no.
Glenn, don't go there with me.
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What'd you say? Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
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Oh, you. No. No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
Glenn, no, you listen!
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Unless Lisa is guaranteed
center position in writing,
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you'd better learn
how to Photoshop
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because you ain't gonna have
any of my clients
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in your magazine ever again!
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You know what? Goodbye.
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I'm not dealing
with stupid people today.
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- Good morning?
- Good morning.
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Oh, he's calling back!
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You know what? Can you deal
with the slow people today?
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I can't.
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Hey, Glenn,
let me see if I can get her.
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You know what? She just stepped out.
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I'll have her return.
Buh-bye.
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How long have you been up?
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Ooh, since 3:00 a.m.,
and I've been crushing it all morning,
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talking to Nike and Puma.
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But I've decided I'm going
to take Candace to Adidas,
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because they stepped up.
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- You're dinging.
- Oh, no, stop it.
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Please stop. Here, stop it!
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Go away!
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Mari created this
Lovefinders.com profile for me.
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Can you please get rid of it?
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All these stupid alerts
keep coming up.
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I will have it taken down ASAP.
Mm-hmm.
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If that's definitely
what you want?
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That is definitely what I want.
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Okay. It's just...
It's been a minute.
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Uh, how would you know?
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Well, I keep your calendar.
Booty calls aren't in there.
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Just please do
what I ask you to do.
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Thank you. Ooh, I got to go.
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Dry cleaning is here,
and I really feel like
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the black skirt,
houndstooth jacket screams,
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"Damn right you're making me partner!
Took you bitches long enough."
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You know what, Brandon?
Just because you're gay,
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doesn't mean you're fabulous,
okurrr?
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Okurr.
It's "okurrr."
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I... I can't even...
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Come on, honey, walk like you
are an assistant to a partner.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Let's go.
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Holy Mother of Men's Health and
Fitness, what is happening here?
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Oh, that's my new neighbor.
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Captain Fucktastic, that's what
I've been calling him. Right?
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Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Hi.
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Such a nice day for a jog.
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I like running.
I just don't like running alone.
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He's gay.
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Anyone seen the new Gaga video?
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No, he's not.
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God.
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Not even a sideways eye fuck.
Nada.
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What's going on in his head?
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What, my ass doesn't look good
in this skirt?
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Oh, given
the current climate,
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it feels inappropriate
for me to comment on your body.
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- Brandon!
- Tight as a snare drum.
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You could bounce a quarter
off that thing.
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You know what? Screw him.
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- Today's my day. I'm making partner, baby.
- Mm-hmm!
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And no man,
I don't care how fucktastic,
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is gonna kill my vibe.
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It's Mari,
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she says she wants you
to bring champagne
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to the bachelorette party
'cause Olivia's always sucks.
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Okay, Bridezilla, take a Xanax.
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So, seeing as how today's
the big day and all,
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I was wondering if,
once you get bumped up to partner,
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you might...
see any changes in store for me?
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Look,
you make a great assistant,
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but you'd be a shitty agent.
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And I say that
with love.
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I know, right? Totally.
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Luckily, I'm blissfully happy
just being your assistant...
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Good.
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...in perpetuity.
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Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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Check out
the sweet new wheels.
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A pre-celebration
for the big day, huh?
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No, Ethan. Just...
another day at the office.
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- Rolling calls, crushing balls.
- Good morning, Ms. Davis.
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Ah, ladies first. Thank you.
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I mean, this should've
happened years ago.
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It's crazy that I'm a
partner and you're not
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just 'cause I signed Matt Ryan.
I mean, come on!
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I mean, in fairness to me,
monster signing, but still...
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Yeah, you're right, Ethan.
It is crazy.
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That's what I said.
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Well, I'm rooting for you.
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- Fingers crossed, right?
- Thanks, Ethan.
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I can't.
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Ali Davis's office. Hi, Mari.
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Mari says she knows you're here.
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She has a quick
bachelorette party question.
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Tell her I'm all good
for tomorrow night.
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Text me any specifics.
But be supportive, you know.
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Make it sound like I wish
I had time to shoot the shit.
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Hey, girl. Ali can't wait to get it.
It's gonna be a partay.
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Hey, hey, pop quiz!
What is being kicked today?
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A world of ass!
Boom!
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- Sorry.
- Staff meeting in five.
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I swear to God, bro,
don't fuck with me!
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Fuck you, bro! I'll rip out
your eyes and fuck the sockets!
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I'll fuck your mom!
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Ad agency exec?
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Oh, no, it's my brother.
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Yeah, we're doing that whole
fantasy football prep.
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Anyway, want a doughnut?
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Sure. Thanks.
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Hey. It's always good
to see you guys.
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It always brightens my day.
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Oh, thanks, Danny.
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You said you were gonna
fuck your brother's ma?
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Our mom, yeah.
Uh-huh. Okay.
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So, we're laying in bed
and she says,
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"Do you even know my name?"
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No clue, right? None.
I have no clue.
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So, I pretend to be
all appalled by this.
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I run off to the bathroom,
I sneak to the kitchen,
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I start looking
through her mail,
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I find
a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.
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I'm buck naked, mind you.
She comes in, I go,
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"Oh, good morning,
uh, Resident."
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And knowing you, Kevin,
you kept the coupon.
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You know I did.
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Story gets better,
I'll finish it later.
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Oh, come on, Ali can handle
locker-room talk. Right, bro?
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Yeah, I'm sure you'll get the
X-rated version at poker night.
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Why do you keep on this?
There's no poker night.
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If there was a poker night,
we would invite you
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'cause I'd like
to take your money.
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Really?
No poker night.
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None, nada, zip!
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Ooh, I'ma need you to calm down,
baby man child.
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Mm.
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Looking like Bamm-Bamm.
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Boom! Seize the day, right?
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That's why we're here.
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We seize the day here at Summit!
That's right!
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That's right! Good to see you!
How you doing?
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You keep telling yourself that.
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All right. Gentlemen...
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Headline news:
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Jamal Barry will be the
number-one pick in the NBA draft,
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and he's meeting
with agents.
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Now, I love Jamal.
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Not only because
he's a big-time player,
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but he's a franchise maker.
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But Jamal does come
with some baggage.
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Dear old dad.
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Guy legally
changed his name to Joe Dolla,
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which he's also calling his line
of nutritional supplements.
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So,
now you know what we're up against.
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So, here's what we need.
We need to let him know
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that he'll have
the entire team around him.
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Because our teamwork
makes their dream work!
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- Whoo!
- That's right! All right!
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Now, speaking...
speaking of teamwork,
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I think we got ourselves...
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a championship ball.
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Right?
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And I think you know
what this means.
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That means somebody in this room
is about to be knighted.
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Now, that could be you.
Uh-huh.
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It could be you.
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You had a good year.
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But anyway,
before I name names...
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I got to say something
about this person.
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This person...
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is tough as nails,
plays with passion and grit.
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This person...
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has brass balls
when it comes to negotiations.
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Now, it's my honor
to confer title of partner
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to the person synonymous with
Summit Worldwide Management.
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Let's give it up for the newest
member of the partners club!
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Here you go! Eddie Allen!
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- Ali?
- Whoo!
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That's a great interception,
Ali, but that pass was to Eddie.
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Yeah, he said "Eddie."
Eddie, that's right.
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Pass that ball to Eddie. Eddie!
Eddie Allen, our new partner!
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Way to go, Eddie!
Good job.
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Great year!
Yeah!
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Eddie Allen, boys!
Whoo!
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That's our new partner!
All right!
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Hand him the ball.
That's right. Give it up.
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You want to hand the ball
to Eddie.
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That's right. Hand the ball over.
That's right, there you are.
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- Eddie Allen! Congratulations to Eddie!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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That's teamwork right there!
Teamwork!
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Is this a joke, Nick? Huh?
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I mean, what the fuck do I
have to do to make partner?
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Breathe. Grab a Fiji.
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I mean, you know the deal.
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It has to be
unanimous partner approval.
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Okay. So who was it?
It was Kevin, wasn't it?
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I knew it was Kevin.
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It's anonymous,
so I honestly couldn't tell you.
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This is bullshit. This is boys-club
bullshit, and you know it!
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Look, this is a meritocracy.
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So, you're not entitled
to be a partner.
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I'm sorry, "entitled"?
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Oh, well, you name someone who reps
more Olympic gold medalists than me.
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I have clients on the cover
of Sports Illustrated and Vogue
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in the same month!
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But you don't have any of
the big three clients, do you?
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The MLB, the NBA, the NFL.
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I mean,
Eddie signed Mitchell Trubisky.
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That's a number-one draft pick.
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Boom. Done.
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Boom!
Yeah.
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Okay.
Ali. Ali!
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Look.
So I'm gonna be honest with you.
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You don't connect well with men.
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That means you're doing great
in your lane.
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So, let's just stay
in your lane.
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Okay?
Okay. Are you finished?
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- Yeah, I'm good.
- Great.
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I have to go get back
in my female lane.
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Have a great day, dick...
I mean, Nick.
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What'd I say?
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Listen up, assholes!
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I am personally going to sign
Jamal Barry.
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Uhh.
This is fair warning.
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Buckle up, backstabbing bitches.
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Hey, Ali, how you doing?
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Fan-fucking-tastic.
Couldn't be better!
244
00:11:38,257 --> 00:11:39,756
Hey, Skip!
Your daughter's here.
245
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,055
Hey, Dad!
246
00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:42,455
Hey, you're early.
Yeah.
247
00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,357
Break.
248
00:11:44,924 --> 00:11:47,489
Doesn't look like you're headed
for a celebratory dinner.
249
00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:52,255
No, because they made
a 31-year-old suck-up partner.
250
00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:54,021
But I'm good, Daddy.
You know why?
251
00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:57,390
Because I go high
when they go low.
252
00:11:57,392 --> 00:12:00,189
- You want to talk about it?
- Yes, I want to talk!
253
00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:02,456
Let me just get
these hand wraps...
254
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:07,091
These hand wraps are...
Gets me so...
255
00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:11,356
I work harder than all of 'em.
I do my job better.
256
00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:13,223
And they're still trying
to hold me down.
257
00:12:13,225 --> 00:12:16,091
They hit you,
you hit back even harder.
258
00:12:16,493 --> 00:12:18,156
You got you.
259
00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:20,591
You hear me? You got you.
260
00:12:20,593 --> 00:12:23,424
How am I supposed to fight a system
that's rigged against me, Daddy, huh?
261
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,691
Tell me that!
262
00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:28,224
You deliver on your word.
You sign Jamal Barry.
263
00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:30,192
Then you're undeniable.
264
00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:33,591
You're right. You're right!
265
00:12:33,593 --> 00:12:34,794
Just shake the shit off.
266
00:12:35,326 --> 00:12:38,059
I got me. I got me.
267
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,092
Come on.
268
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,292
And soon...
269
00:12:43,092 --> 00:12:45,458
I'm gonna sign Jamal Barry.
270
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,494
That's it,
that's it, that's it. Yeah.
271
00:12:49,794 --> 00:12:52,527
Yes! Break.
272
00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,358
- Good talk, good talk.
- Thanks, Daddy.
273
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,358
- Oh! Ho-ho-ho!
- I didn't hear the bell.
274
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,091
That's my girl. That's my girl.
275
00:13:01,093 --> 00:13:02,394
I love you.
276
00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:07,493
I can't believe I leased
that stupid expensive Porsche.
277
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:11,026
I just knew
I was gonna get it this time.
278
00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,461
Fake it till you make it, girl.
279
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:17,961
Who is that new bartender?
280
00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:21,628
Oh, that's Will.
He's been here a couple of months.
281
00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:28,660
Uh, you know what, Dad? I think I'm
gonna stay and have another drink.
282
00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:30,059
Uh-huh.
283
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:31,627
I got the bill, don't worry.
Yeah, yeah.
284
00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:34,994
Thank you for my pep talk.
Oh, you're welcome.
285
00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:40,394
Don't look at me like that.
286
00:13:58,928 --> 00:14:00,028
Hi.
287
00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:01,661
Hi.
288
00:14:01,663 --> 00:14:03,428
So, what you mixing?
289
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,395
How about a bespoke cocktail
tailored specifically for you?
290
00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:08,927
- For me?
- Let me just get a look at you.
291
00:14:10,196 --> 00:14:12,228
No, don't laugh.
Wait a minute.
292
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,863
All right,
now turn this way.
293
00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:15,430
Turn the other way.
294
00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,961
Okay. I got you.
295
00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,498
Okay.
296
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,829
Oh, oh, no, no, no,
I'm not a vodka girl.
297
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,596
I really like whiskey.
I like dark.
298
00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,496
Oh, do you?
Mm-hmm.
299
00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,562
Would you go to a symphony,
hop up on stage
300
00:14:31,564 --> 00:14:33,895
and tell the conductor
he needs more cello?
301
00:14:33,897 --> 00:14:37,164
Probably, but go ahead.
Uh-huh.
302
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,231
Okay. All right.
303
00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:48,064
I call this "The All You."
304
00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:50,663
All me.
305
00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:52,499
All you.
Mm-hmm.
306
00:14:56,365 --> 00:14:57,399
Mmm.
307
00:14:57,799 --> 00:14:59,163
Mmm.
308
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,963
This is really good.
Do I taste rose?
309
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:05,096
You do. It's the cardamom rose syrup.
I make it myself.
310
00:15:05,098 --> 00:15:09,198
And it pairs perfectly with the Cîroc
you tried to get me to stop pouring.
311
00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:15,398
Um... Would you like to try it?
312
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,500
I mean, if you don't mind
sharing my straw.
313
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:24,666
Uh...
314
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,367
Yeah.
315
00:15:44,134 --> 00:15:46,831
Where'd you say
your bedroom was? Huh?
316
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,365
Oh! Over there?
317
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:51,599
It's, uh...
somewhere back there.
318
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:52,898
Go find it.
319
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,265
Ooh, girl,
what I'm about to do to you!
320
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,365
Yeah, show me, papi!
321
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,635
Oh, yeah.
322
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,600
To the left.
Wait.
323
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:03,533
To the left.
To the right, to the right!
324
00:16:03,535 --> 00:16:05,965
- Wait, hold...
- To the left!
325
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,233
Ah! Can we talk about...
326
00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:10,099
Oh!
Ow! Ah, ah!
327
00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,568
Hold on! Ah...
328
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:14,566
Uh!
329
00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:17,899
Uh... Okay.
330
00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:19,435
Uh...
Ooh.
331
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,199
Oh!
332
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,032
Oh, that's it!
Oh, my God!
333
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:29,300
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
334
00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:30,999
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
335
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:36,000
Whoa! Ah! Ah!
336
00:16:36,002 --> 00:16:39,267
Ooh! Ooh, ooh.
337
00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:41,169
That was great.
338
00:16:47,704 --> 00:16:48,834
Yeah.
339
00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:16,869
Who are you?
I'm Ben.
340
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:19,338
I hope it's okay
I borrowed your mask.
341
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:22,605
Welcome to Wakanda.
342
00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:26,569
What?
343
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:27,505
Hey, Ben.
344
00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:29,870
Ben. Ben! Oh, uh.
345
00:17:29,872 --> 00:17:31,536
Hey. Hey, buddy.
346
00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:33,369
I thought Brody's dad
was dropping you off at 10:00.
347
00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:34,836
It's 10:05.
348
00:17:34,838 --> 00:17:36,770
10:05...
Oh, okay, uh...
349
00:17:36,772 --> 00:17:39,202
Go... Go play with some Legos.
Daddy's getting up.
350
00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:40,504
Now go, go play.
I... I need...
351
00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:42,803
- I need my, uh, my mask.
- The nasty... Oh.
352
00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:46,036
Don't... Close your mouth. Don't breathe.
Don't say nothing. Just...
353
00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:48,237
Can I... Just...
That mask...
354
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:50,970
The little...
Thank you!
355
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:52,703
Come on, baby, go.
Just play Legos.
356
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,237
Go play some Legos.
I'ma be there. Daddy's coming.
357
00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:57,538
All right.
You have a kid?
358
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,704
He was at a sleepover.
359
00:17:58,706 --> 00:18:00,471
Obviously,
I did not want him to see this.
360
00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:02,737
Oh, my God.
This is terrible.
361
00:18:02,739 --> 00:18:05,438
Baby, where are you going?
I'm never late.
362
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,106
I'm so late!
I'm so late, so late, so late.
363
00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:13,971
You're married?
364
00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:15,405
Wait. No...
365
00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:18,405
Okay, what time does
she get here, huh? 10:18?
366
00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:19,937
- Jerk!
- It's not what you think...
367
00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:24,240
I knew
that wasn't a mask.
368
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:30,608
45K. I know it's a starter
model for me, but I'm in the game now.
369
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,705
Ali, hey, hey!
Good of you to join us.
370
00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:35,904
Hey! You know Devonta and
John, right?
371
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,305
Devonta, of course!
Yeah.
372
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:40,038
I love your hair like that.
Your hair...
373
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,439
Thank you! Hey, John.
374
00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:43,072
I can't see your hair
all the way up there.
375
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:44,873
Good to see you, though.
376
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,773
- Hey, you got a little some...
- Hey, no, you got something!
377
00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,139
Don't you try that, cutie.
378
00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:49,540
Thank God, you're here.
Yes.
379
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,507
We have
a center-position situation.
380
00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,440
No, we don't have a
situation, we have a contract.
381
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,373
That's the situation.
Okay.
382
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,606
Uh, not asking, just informing:
you have a condom on your back.
383
00:18:57,608 --> 00:18:59,473
A what?
You have a condom on your back.
384
00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:02,340
A what? Oh, my God. Get it off.
Get it off! Get it off!
385
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,774
Please remember this when
you're considering my raise.
386
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,840
Yeah, take it to your grave
or I will kill you.
387
00:19:08,242 --> 00:19:10,273
What is
this center-position bullshit?
388
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,874
Which asshole in here doesn't
understand the concept of a contract?
389
00:19:12,876 --> 00:19:14,574
Hold...
Kevin!
390
00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:16,008
Do not talk over me.
391
00:19:16,941 --> 00:19:18,441
Tell whichever asshole here
392
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:21,039
who wants to try to bump Lisa
from center position
393
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,441
- to step to me...
- Okay.
394
00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:24,307
...and not hide behind
you motherfuckers.
395
00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:25,573
Great.
396
00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:27,408
Tell him yourself
'cause he's right behind you.
397
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,141
Where?
398
00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:30,007
Peek-a-boo.
399
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:31,708
Business rule number one:
400
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,341
You should never call somebody
an asshole behind they back.
401
00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,207
- You know who said that?
- No, I do not.
402
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,274
- Asparagus Chevrolet.
- Who?
403
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:41,741
You know, a co-founder
of General Motors, 1884.
404
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:45,974
Ali Davis, meet Joe Dolla,
Jamal Barry's father.
405
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,875
And manager.
406
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,375
And bodyguard.
407
00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:53,041
And psychologist
and nutritionist
408
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,975
and trainer and sociologist
and urologist.
409
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,574
That means everything.
410
00:19:57,576 --> 00:19:59,744
Wow, that's a lot. Uh...
Mm-hmm.
411
00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,443
You know the second rule
of business?
412
00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:04,343
There's always
a win-win situation
413
00:20:04,345 --> 00:20:07,075
where everyone walks away happy.
You like that?
414
00:20:07,077 --> 00:20:08,675
I know that's right.
415
00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:11,510
But it don't always happen
like that in sports. It don't.
416
00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:12,742
Somebody got to win,
417
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:15,009
and somebody got to taste
the agony of defeat,
418
00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:16,742
like that blind ski jumper.
419
00:20:16,744 --> 00:20:18,777
Yeah. It's a lethal day.
420
00:20:18,779 --> 00:20:20,777
Decapitated.
Just help us out here, please?
421
00:20:20,779 --> 00:20:23,176
- Ali D!
- Lisa!
422
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,909
Hey, girl, look at you!
Six feet five inches of perfect.
423
00:20:26,911 --> 00:20:28,178
What's the holdup here?
424
00:20:28,512 --> 00:20:31,576
Yeah, I was gonna come over
and talk to you about that.
425
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:35,610
We were talking about the cover
image, and...
426
00:20:35,612 --> 00:20:37,610
of course, you're guaranteed
center position.
427
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:43,079
But we were... we were thinking
that maybe you'd split it
428
00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:45,377
with, um, Jamal Barry,
429
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,646
the projected number-one
NBA draft pick?
430
00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:49,503
- Split it?
- Mm-hmm.
431
00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:52,735
Let me ask you guys a question.
Are you good at math?
432
00:20:52,737 --> 00:20:54,568
Yes, summa cum laude.
Not my strong suit.
433
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,037
I got through.
434
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:58,436
So how many championships
does Jamal Barry have?
435
00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:02,136
None. But this is the "Legends
and Rising Stars" issue.
436
00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:06,070
I have two championships,
three MVPs, and four gold medals.
437
00:21:06,072 --> 00:21:09,237
Now add that up and you tell me if
I'm gonna share my magazine cover
438
00:21:09,239 --> 00:21:12,270
with whatever dude is here
or the flavor of the month.
439
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,805
Uh...
440
00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:17,971
Okay. You're right.
You are right.
441
00:21:17,973 --> 00:21:20,170
Give the woman the throne,
gents!
442
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:23,771
She's earned it.
And we have a contract.
443
00:21:23,773 --> 00:21:27,004
Boom! I'm so glad my agents
are mad geniuses.
444
00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:28,904
And Ali, you got an old
wine stain on your blouse.
445
00:21:28,906 --> 00:21:32,004
Girl, yes,
wine next week! Your house.
446
00:21:32,006 --> 00:21:34,137
- So, you mentioned win-win.
- Yes.
447
00:21:34,139 --> 00:21:35,937
And I ate all those shrimps
over there.
448
00:21:35,939 --> 00:21:37,672
You understand? So, I win.
449
00:21:37,939 --> 00:21:40,771
My son Jamal is not gonna be
a part of this photo shoot.
450
00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:43,704
You lose. Now watch this.
451
00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:45,041
Jamal, let's go!
452
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:50,538
Jamal, it was...
453
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,740
...very nice to...
454
00:21:53,073 --> 00:21:55,372
Well, that could've gone worse.
How?
455
00:21:55,374 --> 00:21:57,940
Could've noticed the used condom
on your back earlier.
456
00:21:58,673 --> 00:21:59,905
That was a rubber glove.
457
00:21:59,907 --> 00:22:02,038
I was dyeing my hair,
you asshole.
458
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,640
Yeah...
dyeing your hair with semen.
459
00:22:05,774 --> 00:22:07,439
So, the wine gal at Rite Aid
460
00:22:07,441 --> 00:22:10,172
said this was their bestseller
for bachelorette parties.
461
00:22:10,174 --> 00:22:13,339
Well, your taste in champagne
hasn't evolved much since college,
462
00:22:13,341 --> 00:22:14,839
but down the hatch.
463
00:22:14,841 --> 00:22:16,572
Kinda Chablis
meets NyQuil and bleach.
464
00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,006
- Oh, it's burnt.
- Hello, everyone!
465
00:22:18,008 --> 00:22:19,973
Hey, girl.
Sorry I'm late.
466
00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:22,606
Ah. Look at you and your boobies.
467
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,873
I picked up some champagne.
468
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,006
Thank God,
real champagne!
469
00:22:25,008 --> 00:22:26,839
Good. Because mine sucked.
470
00:22:26,841 --> 00:22:29,240
Happy last days of
being a single woman, cousin.
471
00:22:29,242 --> 00:22:30,639
Lots of dicks here.
472
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,206
Okay, you need to put that down.
473
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,639
Oh.
474
00:22:33,641 --> 00:22:34,974
- What'd I miss?
- Uh-oh.
475
00:22:34,976 --> 00:22:36,539
- Oh, I know that face.
- Ali...
476
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,073
- Yeah.
- Oh.
477
00:22:38,075 --> 00:22:39,840
You didn't make partner,
did you?
478
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:42,206
Did that little shit Brandon
text you?
479
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:46,707
Uh, no, your half-ass angry
smile kinda gave it all away.
480
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,740
I just can't believe that Nick
481
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,376
tried to sell me
some bullshit about how...
482
00:22:52,008 --> 00:22:54,176
how I don't connect with men.
483
00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:55,975
Can you believe that?
484
00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:57,141
Mm.
485
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,043
Me!
486
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,207
- I mean, it...
- Uh...
487
00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:01,841
What? Uh,
let me see that bottle.
488
00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:03,843
- Nothing!
- Nothing, I...
489
00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:06,241
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
490
00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:08,674
Well... I don't get it.
491
00:23:08,676 --> 00:23:11,775
Right? I grew up around men
all my life.
492
00:23:11,777 --> 00:23:13,708
- Like, fuck him!
- Mm, Ali...
493
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,375
I think I'm gonna call a Lyft.
494
00:23:15,377 --> 00:23:19,878
No. No. No one's calling
anything, because...
495
00:23:20,576 --> 00:23:22,909
- we should be smoking up.
- Ciarra!
496
00:23:22,911 --> 00:23:25,275
I haven't smoked that
in 25 years.
497
00:23:25,277 --> 00:23:28,778
I'm high on Christ.
I don't need it anymore.
498
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,308
Okay, so...
499
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,776
I have a special surprise
for you ladies.
500
00:23:34,778 --> 00:23:36,876
Oh.
I love surprises.
501
00:23:36,878 --> 00:23:42,542
Now, we all know that Mari and James
have a bright and shiny future. Okay?
502
00:23:42,544 --> 00:23:44,575
But specifics are good, right?
503
00:23:44,577 --> 00:23:46,942
So I hired a psychic. Come on.
504
00:23:46,944 --> 00:23:49,343
- Come on! Yes!
- That's really sweet, Olivia.
505
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:54,176
But don't nobody want no Dionne
Warwick psychic-hotline con artist
506
00:23:54,178 --> 00:23:56,243
spinning bullshit
about our past.
507
00:23:56,245 --> 00:23:59,545
Okay, well, she's already here,
and she probably can hear you, so...
508
00:24:00,612 --> 00:24:01,810
Ah.
509
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,345
Where did you find her?
510
00:24:23,347 --> 00:24:25,780
Facebook.
What?
511
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,447
All right, ladies...
512
00:24:29,347 --> 00:24:35,980
our spiritual journey tonight
will begin with...
513
00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:41,480
Oh!
514
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,578
♪ Old school
players To new school fools ♪
515
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,111
♪ Kast keep it jumpin'... ♪
516
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,413
♪ Nigga be tryin' to... ♪
517
00:24:48,415 --> 00:24:49,645
♪ Ain't your mama pretty ♪
518
00:24:49,647 --> 00:24:51,312
♪ Got meatballs in her titty ♪
519
00:24:51,314 --> 00:24:52,814
Bee-otch!
520
00:25:04,248 --> 00:25:05,214
You.
521
00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:08,081
My card.
522
00:25:09,148 --> 00:25:10,148
Um...
523
00:25:12,482 --> 00:25:14,114
Please tap these cards.
524
00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:20,748
Thank you.
525
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:26,882
Hmm.
526
00:25:30,982 --> 00:25:32,015
Hmm!
527
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:34,716
Mm.
528
00:25:36,082 --> 00:25:38,616
Mmm. Mmm!
529
00:25:39,483 --> 00:25:44,616
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
530
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,216
Mmm!
531
00:25:46,549 --> 00:25:49,050
Uh! Uh!
532
00:25:54,816 --> 00:25:57,181
It says here you're
having problems at work.
533
00:25:57,183 --> 00:26:00,814
Yeah, you heard me
talking to my girlfriends.
534
00:26:00,816 --> 00:26:03,615
Mm-hmm. Mm, mm. Mm!
535
00:26:03,617 --> 00:26:08,015
There's a man there who does
not want you to succeed.
536
00:26:08,017 --> 00:26:10,315
Uh, he feels threatened by you.
537
00:26:10,317 --> 00:26:12,382
Ah. A man? Try a dozen.
538
00:26:12,384 --> 00:26:16,117
There's also a man who you
will have a relationship with.
539
00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:20,251
And his name begins with...
540
00:26:22,317 --> 00:26:23,251
W.
541
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,948
Will?
Wait, ho...
542
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:30,582
How did you know that?
How the fuck did you know that?
543
00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:34,749
Were you spying on me
at the Highland Tap last night?
544
00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:36,250
Ma'am, I don't even know
who you are.
545
00:26:36,252 --> 00:26:38,350
Plus, I'm 19 years sober.
546
00:26:38,352 --> 00:26:42,150
If you don't count the weed
and the peyote and the crack.
547
00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:43,285
Crack?
548
00:26:44,719 --> 00:26:47,420
I was just kidding.
549
00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:49,486
Fuck the goddamn shit.
550
00:26:50,453 --> 00:26:53,186
You want to know
how to connect with men, right?
551
00:26:53,851 --> 00:26:55,484
Uh...
Well, I can help you
552
00:26:55,486 --> 00:26:57,751
open your inner portal.
553
00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,783
Yeah.
554
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,650
So, let's just... have some tea.
555
00:27:02,652 --> 00:27:05,718
Oh, I don't really like tea.
No, no, have some.
556
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,750
Oh, what's that smell?
557
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,584
Oh, that's
the fey lougawou plant.
558
00:27:10,586 --> 00:27:12,618
It's an extract from Haiti.
559
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:14,053
Then I can read you.
560
00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:21,653
Just take a sip.
561
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:25,584
Go on, take a sip. Relax.
562
00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:26,686
Ew.
Oh.
563
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,320
Whoa, yes!
564
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,318
Now...
565
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,320
Oh, yeah, drink it.
566
00:27:35,953 --> 00:27:37,887
Get it down. Sip it.
Uh...
567
00:27:38,587 --> 00:27:42,652
Oh. Travel within.
Feel yourself.
568
00:27:42,654 --> 00:27:45,753
Feel it. Relax.
569
00:27:46,255 --> 00:27:47,388
You are yin...
570
00:27:47,954 --> 00:27:49,821
and you are yang.
571
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:55,353
You are both male and female.
572
00:27:57,488 --> 00:27:59,919
Ali. Oh, feel it all inside.
573
00:28:00,954 --> 00:28:03,021
Let it work your insides.
574
00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:05,423
You are yin...
575
00:28:05,888 --> 00:28:06,952
Do you feel it?
576
00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:09,156
...and you are yang.
577
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,354
Journey within.
578
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:15,487
Hear your inner,
inner, inner voice.
579
00:28:15,489 --> 00:28:16,553
Ali.
580
00:28:18,189 --> 00:28:20,089
I'm ready to
shake a tail feather!
581
00:28:21,289 --> 00:28:24,220
We didn't get enough of that bong.
Hey, Lyft driver!
582
00:28:24,222 --> 00:28:27,422
Are you ready for the girls?
Whoo!
583
00:28:27,424 --> 00:28:30,087
The party bus has arrived!
Yes!
584
00:28:30,089 --> 00:28:31,953
Bitch said
my fashion was terrible.
585
00:28:31,955 --> 00:28:34,955
Oh, that was so much fun.
It was such a great reading.
586
00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:05,389
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
take it easy, girl.
587
00:29:05,391 --> 00:29:08,822
I don't want to spend my special night
holding your hair out of the toilet.
588
00:29:08,824 --> 00:29:11,158
- No, girl, I'm good.
- Okay.
589
00:29:11,891 --> 00:29:14,056
I don't know
if it's that freaky tea
590
00:29:14,058 --> 00:29:16,889
or if it's all the weed
and the Hennessy,
591
00:29:16,891 --> 00:29:19,390
but honey, I am feeling it!
592
00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:22,357
Is anybody else feeling...
593
00:29:34,992 --> 00:29:38,257
That's my song!
594
00:29:38,259 --> 00:29:40,856
Uh, actually, it's my song.
595
00:29:40,858 --> 00:29:42,623
Oh!
You... You remember?
596
00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:44,191
Before I started
following the Lord,
597
00:29:44,193 --> 00:29:47,124
I was following 2 Live Crew
on tour.
598
00:29:47,126 --> 00:29:49,890
It's true, it's so true.
Oh, my God!
599
00:29:49,892 --> 00:29:53,124
Little secret here...
this song is about me. Shh.
600
00:29:58,493 --> 00:29:59,626
All right.
601
00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:05,659
Okay, I gotta go.
I gotta go. Move.
602
00:30:18,261 --> 00:30:20,127
Ooh!
Whoo!
603
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,328
Oh, someone had
too much whiskey tonight.
604
00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:46,162
Whoo!
605
00:30:48,928 --> 00:30:49,861
Whoo!
606
00:30:57,928 --> 00:30:58,692
Whoo!
607
00:30:58,694 --> 00:31:00,229
Ah! Ah!
608
00:31:10,229 --> 00:31:12,760
Oh. Morning, Ms. Davis.
609
00:31:12,762 --> 00:31:14,827
All your signs look good,
610
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:18,996
but I'm gonna check your vitals once more
before we release you back in the wild.
611
00:31:20,096 --> 00:31:22,094
Thank God
this one didn't die on me.
612
00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:25,062
Some dickweed shoves a whole
hairdryer into his rectum,
613
00:31:25,064 --> 00:31:26,928
electrocutes himself
in the shower,
614
00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:28,727
but somehow I'm responsible.
615
00:31:28,729 --> 00:31:30,328
I mean, who does that?
616
00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:32,062
Um, excuse me.
617
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,528
Hmm?
Doc.
618
00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:35,028
Did you say something?
619
00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:35,897
No.
620
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,262
You did. You said something
621
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:42,064
about some dude
shoving a hairdryer up his ass.
622
00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:45,594
- I don't think I did.
- No, I heard you.
623
00:31:45,596 --> 00:31:46,961
And that's... that's weird.
624
00:31:46,963 --> 00:31:49,265
That's something
very weird to say.
625
00:31:50,298 --> 00:31:52,129
Oh, well, anyway, uh...
626
00:31:52,131 --> 00:31:54,531
Blood pressure's normal.
All good.
627
00:31:54,798 --> 00:31:56,862
I must be losing it.
628
00:31:56,864 --> 00:31:59,962
Starting today, no more drinking at work.
Just cocaine.
629
00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:03,296
Hey! Why are you telling
me about your coke problem?
630
00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:06,263
A, it makes me very uncomfortable.
You're a doctor.
631
00:32:06,265 --> 00:32:08,798
And B,
just too much information.
632
00:32:10,131 --> 00:32:12,695
- I didn't say anything.
- You did.
633
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,796
- Are you taping this?
- What?
634
00:32:14,798 --> 00:32:16,232
I'm calling a lawyer.
635
00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:18,832
You need rehab.
636
00:32:19,597 --> 00:32:20,897
Where's my cell phone?
637
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,963
Oh, you're okay. Hallelujah.
638
00:32:22,965 --> 00:32:25,531
Praise the Lord.
I've been praying and fasting all night.
639
00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:27,997
- I'm starving! Muah, muah.
- Oh, you are so dramatic.
640
00:32:27,999 --> 00:32:29,630
And my knees are killing me.
641
00:32:29,632 --> 00:32:31,431
Hey, girl, I got some Combos.
Raided the vending machine!
642
00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:34,797
This place
smells like gonorrhea. Ugh!
643
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:36,365
- What did you say?
- Hmm?
644
00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:39,131
- Ms. Davis, you're free to go.
- Oh, finally!
645
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:41,397
I can take you home
or I brought work clothes.
646
00:32:41,399 --> 00:32:42,864
Work.
647
00:32:42,866 --> 00:32:44,531
Ali, can't you
take it easy for a change?
648
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,964
No, no, no. Don't do that.
649
00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,000
You know what,
close that so I can get dressed.
650
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:51,564
Hey, queen.
Hi, how are you?
651
00:32:51,566 --> 00:32:54,231
I'm good.
So... here's the T.
652
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:57,098
We had a bachelorette party last
night, and we're a little hung over.
653
00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:00,697
So if you could just
hook us up with some... Oxy?
654
00:33:00,699 --> 00:33:02,465
No, ma'am, I'm sorry.
I can't do that.
655
00:33:02,467 --> 00:33:03,866
Darvocet?
656
00:33:04,301 --> 00:33:05,234
Percocet?
657
00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:07,999
Any 'cets?
658
00:33:08,001 --> 00:33:10,965
All the 'cets? Oh, you nasty!
All the 'cets?
659
00:33:10,967 --> 00:33:12,698
No, ma'am,
we can't do that. Sorry.
660
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,832
Okay, this is gonna
change your mind.
661
00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:17,365
Gonna blow your mind.
662
00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:19,299
- No, I'm sorry.
- Meet me on eight.
663
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:20,799
Girl, I can't do transactions
in public like this.
664
00:33:20,801 --> 00:33:22,302
On eight, in the closet.
665
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,167
Oh, my doctor says
I can't drive for a week.
666
00:33:26,169 --> 00:33:29,935
Which should give me enough time
to find my driver's license.
667
00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:33,267
Which could be anywhere,
after last night.
668
00:33:33,269 --> 00:33:37,100
Well, at least I don't have to peel
used condoms off your back today.
669
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,135
So far.
670
00:33:39,635 --> 00:33:41,833
Okay, stop doing that.
671
00:33:41,835 --> 00:33:43,200
Stop doing what?
672
00:33:43,202 --> 00:33:45,133
Talking
without moving your mouth
673
00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:48,400
and saying rude shit you should
not be saying to your boss.
674
00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:49,866
I swear on my life
675
00:33:49,868 --> 00:33:51,467
I would never say
anything disrespectful
676
00:33:51,469 --> 00:33:52,933
or inappropriate to you ever.
677
00:33:52,935 --> 00:33:55,034
Which is more than
I can say for you.
678
00:33:55,036 --> 00:33:56,766
Right there. You just did it.
679
00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:58,434
You said,
"More than I can say for you."
680
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,599
And then there was that crack
about the condom on my back.
681
00:34:00,601 --> 00:34:03,268
- I heard you say it! But I...
- I didn't say it.
682
00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:04,967
Holy shit,
are you reading my mind?
683
00:34:04,969 --> 00:34:06,435
Because if you can hear
my inner thoughts,
684
00:34:06,437 --> 00:34:08,134
I am super fucked!
685
00:34:08,136 --> 00:34:10,803
I can hear your inner thoughts,
and you are super fucked!
686
00:34:13,403 --> 00:34:14,967
Stop screaming!
687
00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,767
I said stop doing that!
688
00:34:16,769 --> 00:34:18,334
Okay, Brandon, pull over.
Okay.
689
00:34:18,336 --> 00:34:20,169
Pull over, I need some air.
I'm pulling over.
690
00:34:20,171 --> 00:34:21,768
I need some air.
Pull over right here!
691
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,870
I'm pulling over!
692
00:34:23,171 --> 00:34:26,301
Stop the fucking car!
I'm stopping the car!
693
00:34:26,303 --> 00:34:27,968
I stopped thinking! I swear!
694
00:34:27,970 --> 00:34:29,469
I'm not screaming inside my head!
Hello? No, no, no, no.
695
00:34:29,471 --> 00:34:31,301
Wait, what are you doing?
You don't do stairs!
696
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:32,870
What are you doing?
697
00:34:35,371 --> 00:34:36,735
Okay, okay.
698
00:34:38,538 --> 00:34:39,870
Fresh air.
699
00:34:43,072 --> 00:34:46,335
Goddamn dog.
I wish I could shit anywhere.
700
00:34:46,337 --> 00:34:48,236
That would be cool.
701
00:34:48,238 --> 00:34:50,236
These shoes
are fucking killing me.
702
00:34:50,238 --> 00:34:52,170
What was the name
of that cheese that I liked?
703
00:34:52,172 --> 00:34:53,969
Michael Keaton
was the best Batman.
704
00:34:53,971 --> 00:34:56,969
Yes, bitch,
I look good in this hat. I know.
705
00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:58,903
That's water
on my pants, not pee.
706
00:34:58,905 --> 00:35:00,869
Is it "croyssant"
or "croissant"? Oh!
707
00:35:00,871 --> 00:35:03,137
Nothing wrong with being a
virgin, no matter what my mom says.
708
00:35:03,139 --> 00:35:05,104
- French people are so cool.
- Did I let the dog out?
709
00:35:05,106 --> 00:35:07,305
I wish I'd fucked a
black broad before I got married.
710
00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:10,039
Hello, Oprah!
711
00:35:11,806 --> 00:35:14,139
No! No! No! No!
712
00:35:17,572 --> 00:35:19,970
Would you stop running?
It's cobblestone!
713
00:35:19,972 --> 00:35:21,270
Shut up, just shut up!
714
00:35:21,272 --> 00:35:23,204
Good morning, Ms. Davis.
Good morning.
715
00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:26,603
This whole wearing ladies'
underwear thing is fantastic.
716
00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:27,972
Who knew?
717
00:35:29,074 --> 00:35:31,304
Ali, can you hear other people?
718
00:35:31,306 --> 00:35:35,337
Key to signing Matt Ryan: befriending
his wife through mutual friends at BC.
719
00:35:35,339 --> 00:35:38,005
What are the odds that
we sponsor the same charity?
720
00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:39,807
She vouches for me,
boom, I'm in.
721
00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:43,472
Shit, man, that's some next-level
ass-kissing right there. Respect!
722
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,638
How does this douche
have a nicer watch than me?
723
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,272
Got to be family money.
724
00:35:47,274 --> 00:35:49,873
Shit, I hope no one figures out
that this Rolex is a fake.
725
00:35:50,507 --> 00:35:52,272
What up, Ali D?
Gentlemen.
726
00:35:52,274 --> 00:35:55,039
Ugh! I hate my voice.
I hate my nose. I hate my chin.
727
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,874
I suck, I suck, I suck!
728
00:35:57,207 --> 00:36:00,338
Pretend I'm working,
pretend I'm working, pretend I'm working.
729
00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:02,571
I'm pretty sure
I still reek of tequila.
730
00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:03,672
No more day drinking.
Good morning.
731
00:36:03,674 --> 00:36:05,340
Look straight ahead.
732
00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:06,872
God, these piercings hurt.
733
00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:08,272
God, these piercings hurt!
734
00:36:08,274 --> 00:36:10,272
Come on,
anal isn't cheating.
735
00:36:10,274 --> 00:36:12,039
I wonder if it's too late
to become a marine biologist.
736
00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:13,572
I don't think
this deodorant is working.
737
00:36:13,574 --> 00:36:14,806
What? The Jets?
738
00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:16,107
Are you fucking kidding me?
739
00:36:16,109 --> 00:36:18,107
Are you fucking
kidding me?
740
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:19,574
See, this is why Dad left.
741
00:36:19,874 --> 00:36:21,705
This is exactly why Dad left
because of shit like this.
742
00:36:21,707 --> 00:36:22,975
Oh, hey, you two.
743
00:36:23,408 --> 00:36:28,208
Ooh, I'd pay $10,000
to see those nipples. Plus tax.
744
00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:36,973
No, this is not happening.
This is not...
745
00:36:36,975 --> 00:36:39,040
Oh, my God, please make it stop!
746
00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:41,174
- Oh, God, you walk fast in those heels.
- Please, God, make it stop.
747
00:36:41,176 --> 00:36:43,974
Is this thing still on?
Testing, testing.
748
00:36:43,976 --> 00:36:46,407
I enjoy apple slices
with cinnamon.
749
00:36:46,409 --> 00:36:49,207
Okay, your snack choices
do not interest me right now!
750
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:52,340
Oh, I'm so scared. I need help!
Can't you see that?
751
00:36:52,342 --> 00:36:54,307
Help me! Help me!
752
00:36:54,309 --> 00:36:56,240
Help me! Okay, I'm helping!
I'm helping.
753
00:36:56,242 --> 00:36:59,174
I am booking us a psychiatrist
with side-by-side couches.
754
00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:01,808
No, no, no! No more doctors!
I can't handle doctors!
755
00:37:01,810 --> 00:37:03,841
I'm in the middle of too much
work shit for this!
756
00:37:03,843 --> 00:37:05,475
I can't handle this! I can't...
757
00:37:05,477 --> 00:37:10,042
Oh, my God. I'm so hot.
I'm so hot. Oh, my God.
758
00:37:10,044 --> 00:37:12,542
I'm getting hot! I'm hot!
759
00:37:12,544 --> 00:37:14,809
Do something.
Okay, okay, okay!
760
00:37:14,811 --> 00:37:16,574
You know
what's weird about this?
761
00:37:16,576 --> 00:37:18,942
When people hear voices,
it's usually God or Satan,
762
00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:20,308
not their assistant.
763
00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:23,243
Okay, wait.
Let me see something. Move!
764
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:27,209
Yo, I want some sushi.
But it's Monday.
765
00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:29,276
How many pees a day is too many?
I gotta get my prostate checked.
766
00:37:29,278 --> 00:37:31,009
I am not
going back to naked yoga.
767
00:37:31,011 --> 00:37:32,909
Another pair of sneakers?
What the fuck?
768
00:37:32,911 --> 00:37:35,077
- Did I leave the back door open?
- Tinder or Grindr?
769
00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:37,010
Junk, junk, junk in the trunk.
770
00:37:37,012 --> 00:37:38,642
Damn! How the hell
did she get pregnant?
771
00:37:38,644 --> 00:37:40,242
I pulled out twice.
Oh, my God!
772
00:37:40,244 --> 00:37:43,743
Okay, so apparently
I only hear men's voices.
773
00:37:43,745 --> 00:37:45,609
And yours.
774
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,142
Okay. Ouch.
Wait, wait, wait.
775
00:37:48,144 --> 00:37:50,109
Walk me through last night...
the bachelorette party.
776
00:37:50,111 --> 00:37:52,943
Did... Did you gals get into
any controlled substances?
777
00:37:52,945 --> 00:37:55,077
Weed? X? Coke? Ayahuasca?
Meth? A little. No.
778
00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:57,210
LSD? Fentanyl? Bath salt? No!
779
00:37:57,212 --> 00:37:59,709
Are you in a K hole?
780
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:00,844
Wait.
781
00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,576
There was this psychic. Sister.
782
00:38:02,578 --> 00:38:04,177
Yes! Yes! Sister!
783
00:38:04,179 --> 00:38:06,644
And she was supposed to help me
understand men better.
784
00:38:06,646 --> 00:38:09,243
She gave me this tea, this tea,
and she made me drink it.
785
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,610
And it was nasty.
It tasted like dirt.
786
00:38:11,612 --> 00:38:13,944
- And you drank it?
- She said to!
787
00:38:13,946 --> 00:38:15,911
I thought black people stopped
drinking tea after Get Out.
788
00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:17,644
You forgot to stay woke.
789
00:38:17,646 --> 00:38:19,777
Shut up! We need to see Sister.
790
00:38:28,579 --> 00:38:29,480
Um, that's it.
791
00:38:30,146 --> 00:38:32,280
"Hot Chocolate
Hair Designers"?
792
00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:35,678
Yeah.
You drank tea from this place?
793
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,412
Hey, don't judge me.
Okay.
794
00:38:38,414 --> 00:38:40,111
Just pull it together
and act normal.
795
00:38:40,113 --> 00:38:44,212
Yeah, girl.
She bleached all his clothes.
796
00:38:44,214 --> 00:38:45,979
I know, I was looking
outside my window. I...
797
00:38:45,981 --> 00:38:50,580
Mm-hmm. I woulda did the same thing.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
798
00:38:54,681 --> 00:38:57,245
Hi, ladies. Excuse me.
799
00:38:57,247 --> 00:39:00,012
I'm looking for a psychic
by the name of Sister.
800
00:39:00,014 --> 00:39:02,181
Um, I heard she works here.
801
00:39:04,181 --> 00:39:07,547
Hey, Sister!
You got customers.
802
00:39:07,549 --> 00:39:09,280
Well, send 'em on back.
803
00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:10,579
Through that curtain.
804
00:39:14,549 --> 00:39:17,280
Come on! ♪ Dance with
me, dance with me ♪
805
00:39:17,282 --> 00:39:21,213
♪ And romance with me
Romance with me ♪
806
00:39:21,215 --> 00:39:28,180
♪ Oh, baby
Don't you see me crying? ♪
807
00:39:28,182 --> 00:39:33,281
♪ I'll do you right, right
Baby tonight ♪
808
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,481
Hi.
Hi.
809
00:39:34,483 --> 00:39:36,347
You looking for indica
or sativa?
810
00:39:36,349 --> 00:39:40,314
Look, I got this hybrid
called Gorilla Glue.
811
00:39:40,316 --> 00:39:45,917
Baby, it'll take you up and
then lay you back down to chill.
812
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:48,347
I'm not here to buy weed.
813
00:39:48,349 --> 00:39:51,282
I actually need psychic advice,
please.
814
00:39:51,284 --> 00:39:52,948
I was just kidding.
815
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:54,049
Oh.
816
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,980
We all know weed is illegal
in the state of Georgia.
817
00:39:56,982 --> 00:39:59,515
- Okay.
- For the moment.
818
00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:03,549
You can sit over there.
I can... just get a quick wash.
819
00:40:03,551 --> 00:40:04,716
So...
820
00:40:06,918 --> 00:40:09,250
what can I do for you, baby?
821
00:40:10,552 --> 00:40:15,048
You did a... a tarot reading at my
friend Mari's bachelorette night.
822
00:40:15,050 --> 00:40:16,948
Mm-hmm.
And you made me drink
823
00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:19,183
- this really funky tea.
- Mm.
824
00:40:19,185 --> 00:40:22,550
And, um, it messed me up.
So, what was in it?
825
00:40:22,552 --> 00:40:24,351
Oh, that was just jasmine tea.
826
00:40:25,251 --> 00:40:28,051
- Oh.
- And a teeny bit of pot.
827
00:40:29,518 --> 00:40:33,083
And a teeny, tiny bit of... X.
828
00:40:33,085 --> 00:40:35,383
- What?
- FYI, you signed a waiver.
829
00:40:35,385 --> 00:40:39,517
- So you dosed me?
- No, no, no. See, people... People like it.
830
00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:42,716
People enjoy this, generally.
But what do you want me to do?
831
00:40:42,718 --> 00:40:43,850
Some dry cleaning?
Mm-mm.
832
00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:45,284
Did she... Did you shit yourself?
833
00:40:45,286 --> 00:40:47,850
- No. No. No.
- Did she shit herself?
834
00:40:47,852 --> 00:40:49,983
- No! No.
- Oh.
835
00:40:49,985 --> 00:40:51,618
Okay, so...
836
00:40:51,919 --> 00:40:54,917
- This tea with ecstasy...
- Okay.
837
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:58,319
...um, gave me psychic powers.
838
00:40:58,853 --> 00:41:00,284
And...
Mm-hmm.
839
00:41:00,286 --> 00:41:01,818
...now, I know
you said you wanted
840
00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:03,751
to help me
understand men better,
841
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:08,185
but now... Now I can literally
hear people's inner thoughts.
842
00:41:08,187 --> 00:41:10,883
So, you can hear
what I'm thinking right now?
843
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:14,087
No. Not you, just...
just men.
844
00:41:15,353 --> 00:41:16,651
It's true.
845
00:41:16,653 --> 00:41:19,120
And it's driving me nuts.
Please help.
846
00:41:20,287 --> 00:41:22,151
Amazing. Amazing!
847
00:41:22,153 --> 00:41:25,419
No, it's not.
Yes, it is! That's amazing!
848
00:41:25,421 --> 00:41:27,151
This is the most amazing thing.
849
00:41:27,153 --> 00:41:29,286
You know, the website said...
Website?
850
00:41:29,288 --> 00:41:32,319
...that this new tea from Haiti
was coldblooded.
851
00:41:32,321 --> 00:41:33,553
It said it was the shit.
852
00:41:33,555 --> 00:41:35,188
But this!
853
00:41:36,754 --> 00:41:39,186
This is a psychic phenomenon.
854
00:41:39,188 --> 00:41:41,288
- No, it's not.
- Look...
855
00:41:41,987 --> 00:41:43,453
you got the shine now.
856
00:41:43,455 --> 00:41:45,619
I don't want the shine.
That doesn't sound good.
857
00:41:45,621 --> 00:41:47,119
Yeah, you got the shine.
You got it.
858
00:41:47,121 --> 00:41:49,653
So, what do you think
I'm supposed to do about it?
859
00:41:49,655 --> 00:41:51,619
Well... look.
860
00:41:51,621 --> 00:41:54,387
I know I always said, you
know, "What is he thinking?"
861
00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:55,520
And now I know.
862
00:41:55,522 --> 00:41:56,554
And you don't want to know
863
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,554
because it's not good.
864
00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:59,387
Okay, just please...
865
00:41:59,389 --> 00:42:01,055
get the men out of my head.
866
00:42:01,322 --> 00:42:06,554
So, you're telling me that you came
in here to get rid of this ability?
867
00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:08,487
- Yes.
- Are you crazy?
868
00:42:08,489 --> 00:42:10,654
No. Do you know
how many men I work with?
869
00:42:10,656 --> 00:42:13,420
Honey, relax. Breathe.
870
00:42:13,422 --> 00:42:14,986
Listen, come here.
What?
871
00:42:14,988 --> 00:42:16,853
Come, come, come on.
That's a lot of rocks.
872
00:42:16,855 --> 00:42:18,153
Thank you. Come here, let me...
873
00:42:18,155 --> 00:42:19,920
Those are nice.
Thank you, thank you.
874
00:42:19,922 --> 00:42:22,587
- Okay. Oh, God.
- Now, listen. Just calm down.
875
00:42:22,589 --> 00:42:23,654
You feel that?
Yeah.
876
00:42:23,656 --> 00:42:25,154
You feel that?
Oh, yeah.
877
00:42:25,156 --> 00:42:26,720
You feel it? Okay. Listen...
I do. I actually do.
878
00:42:26,722 --> 00:42:28,188
I feel that.
Good. Calm down.
879
00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:31,021
Okay.
Now, weren't you the one...
880
00:42:31,023 --> 00:42:32,455
Mm.
881
00:42:32,457 --> 00:42:36,054
...complaining about men
holding you down at the job?
882
00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:38,154
Yeah. That was me.
Yeah, that was you.
883
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,887
Yeah, that was good.
That was you. Uh-huh.
884
00:42:39,889 --> 00:42:41,788
Yeah, right there. Mm.
Right here? Okay.
885
00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:44,856
Now, if you can read
their thoughts...
886
00:42:45,789 --> 00:42:47,422
how they gonna do that?
887
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,091
You could get inside
Joe Dolla's head.
888
00:42:58,724 --> 00:43:01,089
Or Jamal's.
You're right.
889
00:43:01,091 --> 00:43:03,990
And I can
sign the hell out of him.
890
00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:06,622
There you go.
You know what?
891
00:43:06,624 --> 00:43:08,689
I think I'm gonna hold on
to this gift after all.
892
00:43:08,691 --> 00:43:09,788
Thank you, Sister.
893
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:16,356
- See you later.
- Kevin, my man.
894
00:43:16,358 --> 00:43:19,789
Do we have any meetings on the
books for Joe Dolla and Jamal yet?
895
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:22,023
Nothing yet,
but we are working on it.
896
00:43:22,025 --> 00:43:24,925
Just poker at Nick's house
tonight, and you're not invited.
897
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,725
Joe Dolla, here I come.
898
00:43:39,493 --> 00:43:42,391
Okay, gentlemen...
899
00:43:42,393 --> 00:43:46,491
I am going to climb
into your minds
900
00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:48,226
and empty your wallets.
901
00:43:58,026 --> 00:43:59,258
Hey!
902
00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:01,824
- Ali! What's up?
- Hi.
903
00:44:01,826 --> 00:44:03,358
You here
to drop off paperwork?
904
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,092
What the fuck
are you doing here?
905
00:44:05,094 --> 00:44:07,561
No, I am here
for secret poker night.
906
00:44:08,127 --> 00:44:09,724
Thanks for inviting me finally.
907
00:44:09,726 --> 00:44:11,692
Hey, I brought a gift.
It's not a secret.
908
00:44:11,694 --> 00:44:13,958
But super glad
you've been invited... finally.
909
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,292
- Me, too.
- Huh? I invited you? That's...
910
00:44:16,294 --> 00:44:18,158
No, I invited you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
911
00:44:29,661 --> 00:44:33,594
Pair of sevens? Fuck it.
I'm bluffing these fools.
912
00:44:34,661 --> 00:44:37,393
This is literally
the worst hand ever dealt
913
00:44:37,395 --> 00:44:38,529
in the history of poker.
914
00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:42,028
Three fives, come to papa.
915
00:44:43,961 --> 00:44:45,926
Grant lost some weight.
916
00:44:45,928 --> 00:44:48,294
- Bet's to you, Miss Win-Win.
- Ah.
917
00:44:48,296 --> 00:44:51,628
It's just Miss Win tonight,
but I'm in.
918
00:44:52,463 --> 00:44:53,527
Two thou.
919
00:44:53,529 --> 00:44:55,362
And that's a no.
920
00:44:57,929 --> 00:45:01,127
I smell toast.
Am I having a stroke?
921
00:45:01,129 --> 00:45:04,394
Wait, I have toast in my pocket.
922
00:45:04,396 --> 00:45:05,829
Okay...
923
00:45:06,962 --> 00:45:09,795
Gotta stop playing poker
with poor people.
924
00:45:14,263 --> 00:45:16,994
Shit,
I'm missing Real Housewives.
925
00:45:16,996 --> 00:45:18,130
Nothing.
926
00:45:20,695 --> 00:45:22,230
I'm so rich.
927
00:45:23,996 --> 00:45:27,363
I'm gonna freeze my sperm
and have baby ice cubes.
928
00:45:28,863 --> 00:45:30,627
Ooh, Yahtzee!
929
00:45:30,629 --> 00:45:32,961
All right. Two kings.
Let's look for number three.
930
00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:34,727
You can't win this hand.
931
00:45:34,729 --> 00:45:36,794
Played tight.
It's time to make a push.
932
00:45:36,796 --> 00:45:38,429
Two hearts? Yes!
933
00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:41,129
- Seriously?
- Aw, shit.
934
00:45:41,131 --> 00:45:43,829
Great pot odds,
with two streets to come.
935
00:45:43,831 --> 00:45:45,727
- King of diamonds.
- Nine, five, offsuit.
936
00:45:45,729 --> 00:45:47,129
What am I supposed to do
with this?
937
00:45:47,131 --> 00:45:48,831
Never win shit here.
938
00:45:50,864 --> 00:45:53,730
She got balls. Big lady balls.
939
00:45:55,365 --> 00:45:57,330
Young lady...
940
00:45:57,332 --> 00:46:00,230
I see how you winning all these
games and stuff, you know?
941
00:46:00,232 --> 00:46:02,962
And I know there's something
going on, you dig?
942
00:46:02,964 --> 00:46:05,963
It's a numerical anomaly,
that's what it is.
943
00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:10,263
No, Joe. I'm just really good
at reading people.
944
00:46:10,265 --> 00:46:11,299
Like you.
945
00:46:11,932 --> 00:46:13,696
Aw, shit.
946
00:46:13,698 --> 00:46:15,565
What's happening?
947
00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:19,896
Like me! That's what she said.
She said like me.
948
00:46:19,898 --> 00:46:21,896
Like me
is a valuable skill, girl.
949
00:46:21,898 --> 00:46:24,231
Uh, it's like being able
to start a fire in the woods.
950
00:46:24,233 --> 00:46:26,763
I should really learn how
to start a fire in the woods.
951
00:46:26,765 --> 00:46:29,298
Then again,
when am I ever in the woods?
952
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:32,131
Squirrels are terrifying.
And frogs.
953
00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:34,431
I'll raise you another three.
954
00:46:34,433 --> 00:46:38,597
Statistically,
I've got 12 outs with two streets to come.
955
00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:40,233
The pretzels are delicious.
956
00:46:41,433 --> 00:46:44,730
I feel the heat
coming off those cards. I'm out.
957
00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:56,965
Damn! I got to cut one.
958
00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:58,798
It's that egg salad.
959
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,800
I'll sneak it out with a cough.
960
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,299
- Ew!
- What the fuck?
961
00:47:05,301 --> 00:47:08,134
- Ugh!
- Just... just wow.
962
00:47:08,834 --> 00:47:10,433
Ugh, is that egg salad?
963
00:47:10,435 --> 00:47:12,300
Damn! Could we open up a window?
964
00:47:12,302 --> 00:47:14,700
Whoever did that
needs to go see a doctor.
965
00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:21,566
Seven, deuce, offsuit.
Who dealt this shit-ass hand?
966
00:47:21,568 --> 00:47:23,698
Oh, damn it! I did.
967
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:25,833
Fuck it.
I'm gonna take my stand here.
968
00:47:25,835 --> 00:47:28,601
I'll raise you two thousand.
969
00:47:31,202 --> 00:47:34,266
For the love of God, Ali,
don't take all of Joe Dolla's money.
970
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,868
Let the greedy motherfucker
win.
971
00:47:37,901 --> 00:47:39,866
I kinda like this crazy woman.
972
00:47:39,868 --> 00:47:42,267
Well, it's just me and you,
Joe Dolla.
973
00:47:42,269 --> 00:47:45,403
Alpha Dog vs. Mama Bear!
974
00:47:46,369 --> 00:47:48,800
Is this crazy lady bluffing?
975
00:47:48,802 --> 00:47:50,767
I got to bluff the bluffer.
976
00:47:50,769 --> 00:47:52,369
Make her the bluffee.
977
00:47:52,902 --> 00:47:54,367
I'm all in.
978
00:47:54,369 --> 00:47:56,167
I ain't playing
no more games with you.
979
00:47:56,169 --> 00:47:57,334
I'm all in.
980
00:47:57,336 --> 00:47:58,769
I'm all in.
981
00:47:59,570 --> 00:48:02,204
What you got?
982
00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:20,037
Hm.
983
00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:22,403
Well-played, Dolla.
984
00:48:25,537 --> 00:48:28,436
Oh, a little bit of pee came out.
985
00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:31,734
I tell you, this woman's a charm.
She's my good luck charm.
986
00:48:31,736 --> 00:48:34,036
She coming
to the meeting tomorrow, Nick?
987
00:48:34,038 --> 00:48:36,336
You got it, Joe.
Anything you say.
988
00:48:36,338 --> 00:48:39,103
Wouldn't be a meeting
without her. Right, Ali?
989
00:48:39,105 --> 00:48:40,969
I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
990
00:48:40,971 --> 00:48:43,103
That's right, girl,
you better not. You hear me?
991
00:48:43,105 --> 00:48:45,371
What the fuck just happened?
992
00:48:45,938 --> 00:48:47,138
It's a good-looking pot.
993
00:48:56,771 --> 00:48:58,406
Damn, she's fine.
994
00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:01,637
She smells like cigar smoke
and whiskey.
995
00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:03,604
So sexy. Mm!
996
00:49:04,505 --> 00:49:06,872
Shame she's with
that skinny white guy.
997
00:49:07,539 --> 00:49:08,905
How did he get her?
998
00:49:09,473 --> 00:49:11,137
He's gay.
999
00:49:11,139 --> 00:49:13,537
Gay. He's gay.
1000
00:49:13,539 --> 00:49:15,340
I'm sorry, what?
1001
00:49:15,605 --> 00:49:19,837
Oh, I thought you said something
about the guy that's always with me.
1002
00:49:19,839 --> 00:49:21,571
He's my assistant.
1003
00:49:21,573 --> 00:49:23,973
He's gay. He's my gay assistant.
1004
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,240
Cool.
1005
00:49:27,773 --> 00:49:29,406
Wonder if I should ask her out.
1006
00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,373
Why can't it ever be the woman
who makes the move?
1007
00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:37,472
I wish she would just slam me against
these elevator doors and kiss me.
1008
00:49:39,107 --> 00:49:40,140
Excuse me?
1009
00:49:40,973 --> 00:49:42,906
- What are you doing?
- This.
1010
00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:09,275
Whoo!
1011
00:50:11,841 --> 00:50:13,240
Let's take it upstairs to the loft.
Ooh!
1012
00:50:13,242 --> 00:50:15,140
It's sexier than the bedroom.
Okay.
1013
00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:17,706
Wait, let me freshen up
a little bit.
1014
00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:18,906
Bathroom's right there.
Okay.
1015
00:50:18,908 --> 00:50:20,773
And take your time, okay?
Okay.
1016
00:50:20,775 --> 00:50:22,574
I got to say, it was spooky
how you read my mind.
1017
00:50:22,576 --> 00:50:25,140
That was the hottest shit ever.
1018
00:50:25,142 --> 00:50:26,207
Mm, mm.
1019
00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:27,673
Go get ready, go get ready.
1020
00:50:27,675 --> 00:50:29,409
Let me see you walk away.
1021
00:50:29,942 --> 00:50:31,040
I'm gonna get so ready.
1022
00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:32,574
Whoo!
Oh, shit! Oh, damn!
1023
00:50:32,576 --> 00:50:34,041
She could be the one!
1024
00:50:34,043 --> 00:50:38,074
Oh, shit! You into
that African freaky shit.
1025
00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:40,674
♪ Ooh, I've been waiting, Lord ♪
1026
00:51:10,710 --> 00:51:13,409
Oh. What kind of music is that?
1027
00:51:13,411 --> 00:51:18,008
Mm, I really love your artwork.
You're very cultured.
1028
00:51:18,010 --> 00:51:20,143
Are you ready? Here I come.
1029
00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:23,377
Why are you so quiet?
1030
00:51:26,911 --> 00:51:28,809
Before we begin,
we should agree on a safe word.
1031
00:51:28,811 --> 00:51:30,542
- What the fuck?
- No, no.
1032
00:51:30,544 --> 00:51:32,476
"What the fuck" won't work.
Something more specific.
1033
00:51:32,478 --> 00:51:34,809
Yeah, you know what?
I think I left my kid in the back seat.
1034
00:51:34,811 --> 00:51:36,009
But you stay right there.
1035
00:51:36,011 --> 00:51:37,876
- Hey! Come on!
- No, no, no!
1036
00:51:37,878 --> 00:51:40,076
I thought
you were the real deal!
1037
00:51:40,078 --> 00:51:43,310
Jamal Barry.
Now, you are the real deal.
1038
00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:46,477
And on behalf of
the entire Summit team,
1039
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:51,276
I want to thank you for taking your
time to hear our presentation today.
1040
00:51:51,278 --> 00:51:54,376
All right, so I'ma bounce pass
this over to my man Kevin Myrtle.
1041
00:51:54,378 --> 00:51:56,010
And he'll take it from here.
1042
00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:58,177
- You're in good hands.
- Okay, take it away.
1043
00:51:58,179 --> 00:52:00,810
This agency represents the
biggest athletes in the world,
1044
00:52:00,812 --> 00:52:04,211
but we here believe
that you can surpass them all
1045
00:52:04,213 --> 00:52:08,077
with your skills,
your confidence, your charisma.
1046
00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:09,578
We see you
1047
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:13,145
as the athlete that every kid
is gonna want to grow up to be.
1048
00:52:13,147 --> 00:52:14,978
Now, this is just
a little teaser
1049
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:18,178
of the coming attractions
for Jamal Barry's future.
1050
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,545
♪ No cap, no cap ♪
1051
00:52:21,547 --> 00:52:23,377
♪ I see you motherfuckers
Wanna talk ♪
1052
00:52:23,379 --> 00:52:25,445
♪ About Jamal this
And Jamal that ♪
1053
00:52:25,447 --> 00:52:27,277
♪ But we balls to the wall
Motherfucker! ♪
1054
00:52:27,279 --> 00:52:29,945
♪ Y'all like small balls
I'm that big dog ♪
1055
00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:32,278
♪ I'm like Shaq D on Adderall
That's how I ball ♪
1056
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,845
♪ See that private jet
That model chick ♪
1057
00:52:33,847 --> 00:52:35,545
♪ That's how I ball ♪
1058
00:52:35,547 --> 00:52:36,946
♪ See, she like it raw
She like it raw ♪
1059
00:52:36,948 --> 00:52:39,179
♪ That's how I ball ♪
1060
00:52:39,181 --> 00:52:41,345
♪ They try to put the head
On my salary I still ball ♪
1061
00:52:41,347 --> 00:52:43,146
♪ Respect the name Jamal
I come from Joe Barry's balls ♪
1062
00:52:43,148 --> 00:52:44,679
♪ If we can't talk at all ♪
1063
00:52:44,681 --> 00:52:46,179
♪ Then we can't talk at all ♪
1064
00:52:46,181 --> 00:52:48,614
♪ How I ball
How I ball ♪
1065
00:52:51,647 --> 00:52:53,146
♪ How I ball ♪
1066
00:52:53,148 --> 00:52:55,213
♪ And can't nobody ball
Like Jamal ♪
1067
00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:57,215
♪ And bitches love balls ♪
1068
00:52:58,116 --> 00:53:00,215
♪ Especially Jamal's balls ♪
1069
00:53:01,281 --> 00:53:04,379
♪ No cap, there's no cap
Yeah, there's no cap ♪
1070
00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:05,681
Okay...
1071
00:53:06,181 --> 00:53:08,849
♪ Yeah, there's no cap
Yeah, there's no cap ♪
1072
00:53:14,049 --> 00:53:16,314
Nice.
1073
00:53:16,316 --> 00:53:17,648
Whoo!
1074
00:53:21,815 --> 00:53:23,748
Baller video, Kev.
1075
00:53:24,516 --> 00:53:26,314
Now, look, I...
1076
00:53:26,316 --> 00:53:28,780
That is a rough edit of, you
know, what we're feeling here.
1077
00:53:28,782 --> 00:53:33,147
Ten percent for this reject
'90s Diddy video? Hell, no!
1078
00:53:33,149 --> 00:53:34,848
Man, get me out of here.
1079
00:53:34,850 --> 00:53:37,081
I just want to play some pickup
at Wabash Park.
1080
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:40,415
Oh, please, please,
gentlemen, please.
1081
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:43,083
I think I know
what's on everybody's mind here.
1082
00:53:43,850 --> 00:53:45,950
You're not going with Summit.
1083
00:53:46,716 --> 00:53:48,148
And why should you?
1084
00:53:48,150 --> 00:53:52,181
That cheap '90s rap video
is not who you are.
1085
00:53:52,183 --> 00:53:53,484
That's right.
1086
00:53:53,851 --> 00:53:57,115
'Cause this boy's body
is a Shinto shrine, okay?
1087
00:53:57,117 --> 00:54:00,915
Every breakfast he ever has is
made with my patented smoothie.
1088
00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:03,049
Oh, man, not the smoothie rant.
1089
00:54:03,051 --> 00:54:08,416
We're talking about kale, chia
seed, coconut juice, avocados.
1090
00:54:08,418 --> 00:54:11,083
You know how many avocados
is in this boy's body?
1091
00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:12,715
Look at his legs!
1092
00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:15,149
On top of that,
fish oils, mega-nines,
1093
00:54:15,151 --> 00:54:16,950
sometimes fives and sixes.
1094
00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:18,682
Omega.
Depends on what I have.
1095
00:54:18,684 --> 00:54:21,149
Pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds.
1096
00:54:21,151 --> 00:54:23,983
- Some pistachios sometimes go in there.
- Okay.
1097
00:54:23,985 --> 00:54:25,850
Whatever it is...
Sounds healthy.
1098
00:54:25,852 --> 00:54:27,349
No, wait a minute!
1099
00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:30,016
I put more stuff in it.
Sometimes I add cherries.
1100
00:54:30,018 --> 00:54:32,283
A little soy sauce,
some duck sauce.
1101
00:54:32,285 --> 00:54:35,183
Okay, then I add more chia seed
on top of that!
1102
00:54:35,185 --> 00:54:37,085
I care about this here boy.
1103
00:54:37,552 --> 00:54:39,984
Okay, Joe...
1104
00:54:39,986 --> 00:54:44,450
You could hire a freelance agent
and pay only five percent,
1105
00:54:44,452 --> 00:54:47,917
but you would be missing out on what
a full-service agency has to offer.
1106
00:54:47,919 --> 00:54:50,684
Besides what, free Fiji water
and a sizzle reel?
1107
00:54:50,686 --> 00:54:54,717
Look, building a billion-dollar brand
goes beyond cutting costs. Okay?
1108
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,650
It's about developing relationships
with leading sponsors.
1109
00:54:58,652 --> 00:55:01,384
Knowing who delivers
and who's all hype.
1110
00:55:01,386 --> 00:55:04,684
It's installing protections
to keep your money
1111
00:55:04,686 --> 00:55:06,684
through injuries, trades.
1112
00:55:06,686 --> 00:55:09,251
Look... It's...
1113
00:55:09,253 --> 00:55:13,351
It's not really about
our vision for you at all.
1114
00:55:13,353 --> 00:55:16,120
It's about
what's in your mind, Jamal.
1115
00:55:17,053 --> 00:55:17,818
Right on.
1116
00:55:17,820 --> 00:55:19,452
That all sounds great,
1117
00:55:19,454 --> 00:55:21,920
but what I really could use
right now is a cup of coffee.
1118
00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:28,054
Even... if it's as simple
as a cup of coffee.
1119
00:55:32,387 --> 00:55:33,287
Damn.
1120
00:55:34,054 --> 00:55:36,752
How'd you know that?
Just doing my job.
1121
00:55:36,754 --> 00:55:39,018
Okay, now she's pissing me off.
1122
00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:40,252
What the fuck
just happened?
1123
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:41,788
I thought
that video was awesome.
1124
00:55:43,589 --> 00:55:44,986
You know what?
To be honest,
1125
00:55:44,988 --> 00:55:47,520
I never considered
a female agent until now.
1126
00:55:47,522 --> 00:55:50,286
Until Branch Rickey took a
chance on Jackie Robinson,
1127
00:55:50,288 --> 00:55:53,453
no one ever considered a colored
baseball player in the majors.
1128
00:55:53,455 --> 00:55:56,353
Well,
Branch Rickey was the mahatma.
1129
00:55:56,355 --> 00:55:59,820
- Mm-hmm.
- Only white man deserving of sainthood.
1130
00:55:59,822 --> 00:56:02,186
- Abraham Lincoln, Pop.
- But he was part Eskimo.
1131
00:56:02,188 --> 00:56:03,887
Mr. Barry's car is at the valet.
1132
00:56:03,889 --> 00:56:05,353
Thank you, Brandon.
And you know what?
1133
00:56:05,355 --> 00:56:07,620
I would love to finish
this conversation.
1134
00:56:07,622 --> 00:56:09,153
How about I invite you
to the Hawks game?
1135
00:56:09,155 --> 00:56:11,053
Sunday afternoon?
We have a sky suite.
1136
00:56:11,055 --> 00:56:13,920
- Skybox... Fuck yes!
- Can't do it. Not gonna happen.
1137
00:56:13,922 --> 00:56:16,154
- That's family day. You understand?
- Oh.
1138
00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:18,987
Hey, Sly and the Family Stone
could be coming out of seclusion.
1139
00:56:18,989 --> 00:56:21,321
I mean, it could be an asteroid
coming towards Earth.
1140
00:56:21,323 --> 00:56:22,554
"Oh, no, no!"
1141
00:56:22,556 --> 00:56:23,955
Not gonna happen,
you understand?
1142
00:56:23,957 --> 00:56:25,521
- 'Cause we lock it down.
- Damn.
1143
00:56:25,523 --> 00:56:27,754
But you know something,
you wouldn't understand that,
1144
00:56:27,756 --> 00:56:29,457
'cause you're not,
like, a family woman.
1145
00:56:30,289 --> 00:56:32,422
What makes you think
I'm not a family woman?
1146
00:56:32,424 --> 00:56:33,955
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
1147
00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:36,255
No disrespect.
I mean, you doing you.
1148
00:56:36,257 --> 00:56:38,155
But this is a different set
of values right here.
1149
00:56:38,157 --> 00:56:40,055
You know,
we all about the roots.
1150
00:56:40,057 --> 00:56:42,222
- So this is about the roots, it's deep.
- Roots.
1151
00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:43,924
I don't trust a woman
with no family.
1152
00:56:44,324 --> 00:56:47,757
Like I don't trust a man with
no eyebrows and too many keys.
1153
00:56:55,090 --> 00:56:59,458
As a matter of fact,
I will bring my family.
1154
00:56:59,891 --> 00:57:01,523
There they are, right there.
1155
00:57:01,525 --> 00:57:04,356
There, both of them, the big one
and the little. Hey, Will!
1156
00:57:04,358 --> 00:57:06,755
Hey! Hey! Will! Will!
1157
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,189
Come over here.
1158
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:10,123
Uh, who are they?
1159
00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:12,790
- This is your husband?
- Ah, the man put a ring on it.
1160
00:57:12,792 --> 00:57:15,922
Oh, yeah! Did you want me to
have your family wait upstairs?
1161
00:57:15,924 --> 00:57:17,223
No, I need you to roll calls.
1162
00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:19,424
- Roll calls, Brandon.
- Okay.
1163
00:57:19,426 --> 00:57:21,857
Hey! Hey.
1164
00:57:21,859 --> 00:57:23,357
- Hey.
- Hey.
1165
00:57:23,359 --> 00:57:25,491
Oh, now she's smiling?
Clearly crazy.
1166
00:57:25,493 --> 00:57:26,823
Who the fuck are they?
1167
00:57:27,924 --> 00:57:30,023
Um, Will, this is Jamal Barry
1168
00:57:30,025 --> 00:57:31,823
and his dad, Joe Dolla.
1169
00:57:31,825 --> 00:57:33,090
That's Ben.
1170
00:57:33,092 --> 00:57:34,891
Holy shit, it is.
1171
00:57:34,893 --> 00:57:36,559
- Wassup, man?
- What's goin' on, brother?
1172
00:57:37,025 --> 00:57:38,860
Yeah, bring it on in here,
playa!
1173
00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:41,791
Right on.
That's a live one on your hands.
1174
00:57:41,793 --> 00:57:43,425
Oh, yes, I'm alive.
1175
00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:45,759
You talking about him?
1176
00:57:46,393 --> 00:57:47,791
You got me!
1177
00:57:47,793 --> 00:57:50,258
He's a funny fella.
This guy's a prankster.
1178
00:57:50,260 --> 00:57:51,327
He is.
1179
00:57:51,793 --> 00:57:53,158
Ow.
1180
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,091
I dig this here,
but you know what?
1181
00:57:55,093 --> 00:57:56,791
I'ma let y'all have
your family time.
1182
00:57:56,793 --> 00:57:58,657
Girl, you look like
you spit this little boy out.
1183
00:57:58,659 --> 00:58:00,125
"Family time"?
1184
00:58:00,127 --> 00:58:01,924
You look
just like your mother, boy.
1185
00:58:01,926 --> 00:58:03,760
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
All right! Yes.
1186
00:58:04,127 --> 00:58:06,127
So, hey,
what are you guys doing here?
1187
00:58:06,727 --> 00:58:08,991
Go ahead, do your thing.
Show her.
1188
00:58:08,993 --> 00:58:12,958
Sorry. I found your license
on the floor in my dad's room.
1189
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,493
And I'm also sorry for wearing
your underwear on my head.
1190
00:58:16,495 --> 00:58:18,860
Okay. Thank you. Um...
1191
00:58:19,061 --> 00:58:20,658
And, you know,
I should probably apologize
1192
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:22,595
for leaving your house
in such a frenzy, I just...
1193
00:58:22,894 --> 00:58:24,927
I can be short with people
sometimes.
1194
00:58:25,328 --> 00:58:27,495
I'm sure you probably thought
I was crazy.
1195
00:58:28,027 --> 00:58:31,462
Crazy people don't think
they're crazy, so maybe she's not.
1196
00:58:32,128 --> 00:58:34,527
- Mm-hmm.
- Can you try to be nice to my dad?
1197
00:58:34,529 --> 00:58:37,260
Ever since Mom died,
Dad's been very lonely.
1198
00:58:37,262 --> 00:58:40,393
- What?
- Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. It's okay, buddy.
1199
00:58:40,395 --> 00:58:42,529
Why didn't you say that to me
in the beginning?
1200
00:58:42,761 --> 00:58:44,926
Well, I was gonna tell you
that morning,
1201
00:58:44,928 --> 00:58:47,195
but you ran out so fast, you...
1202
00:58:47,862 --> 00:58:49,494
You know, I'm...
I'm sorry about...
1203
00:58:49,496 --> 00:58:51,460
Wait,
why am I apologizing to her?
1204
00:58:51,462 --> 00:58:53,026
I didn't do nothing wrong.
1205
00:58:53,028 --> 00:58:54,694
You know what?
Why don't I make it up to both of you
1206
00:58:54,696 --> 00:58:57,960
and invite you to the Hawks
and Timberwolves game on Sunday?
1207
00:58:57,962 --> 00:58:59,294
We have a skybox.
1208
00:58:59,296 --> 00:59:02,696
Karl-Anthony Towns? Skybox!
1209
00:59:03,130 --> 00:59:04,530
- You serious?
- Yes.
1210
00:59:04,828 --> 00:59:07,061
Well, yeah.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
1211
00:59:07,063 --> 00:59:10,063
- Okay, well, I'll see you Sunday. Great.
- All right, cool, cool.
1212
00:59:19,063 --> 00:59:21,063
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Mm-hmm.
1213
00:59:25,763 --> 00:59:28,362
Hey, that was supposed to be
a team presentation,
1214
00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:30,894
not some bullshit
"You go, girl" moment.
1215
00:59:30,896 --> 00:59:32,827
The only bullshit in that room
1216
00:59:32,829 --> 00:59:33,975
was that racist Lifestyleof the Rich and Clueless shit!
1217
00:59:34,064 --> 00:59:36,029
Ball-busting bitch!
1218
00:59:37,130 --> 00:59:38,595
Well, if Team Bro
1219
00:59:38,597 --> 00:59:40,762
would listen to a sister
every once in a while,
1220
00:59:40,764 --> 00:59:43,097
maybe I wouldn't have to be
a ball-busting bitch.
1221
00:59:43,099 --> 00:59:44,295
I did not say that.
1222
00:59:44,297 --> 00:59:45,662
Shit, did I?
1223
00:59:45,664 --> 00:59:47,364
If you didn't, you thought it.
1224
00:59:47,697 --> 00:59:49,765
Stop moving the car.
1225
00:59:51,198 --> 00:59:53,565
Stop moving the fucking car.
1226
00:59:54,099 --> 00:59:57,063
I know it was you
who voted me down from partner.
1227
00:59:57,065 --> 01:00:00,463
What? I voted to make you
partner every single time,
1228
01:00:00,465 --> 01:00:02,663
and please stop moving
the fucking car!
1229
01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:04,898
Maybe I shouldn't have.
You're crazy as fuck.
1230
01:00:05,264 --> 01:00:06,398
Wait.
1231
01:00:07,865 --> 01:00:09,230
You really voted for me?
1232
01:00:09,232 --> 01:00:12,163
Yes! This is a business.
I'm a numbers guy.
1233
01:00:12,165 --> 01:00:13,797
You get the numbers.
End of story.
1234
01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:16,530
All right, so if it wasn't you,
then who was it?
1235
01:00:16,532 --> 01:00:18,230
I don't know.
It could've been anyone!
1236
01:00:18,232 --> 01:00:19,897
It's not like you have
a lot of friends here.
1237
01:00:19,899 --> 01:00:21,998
You're constantly
throwing the first punch,
1238
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,132
and you got you and no one else.
1239
01:00:25,899 --> 01:00:28,597
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
1240
01:00:28,599 --> 01:00:31,597
Because if I were a man,
people would say I play hard.
1241
01:00:31,599 --> 01:00:34,733
If you were a man,
people would say that you were a dick.
1242
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,397
Well, thanks for the talk.
1243
01:00:39,399 --> 01:00:42,567
It's always nice for a woman
to be called a dick.
1244
01:00:44,567 --> 01:00:45,465
Wha...
1245
01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:47,264
I did not say that.
1246
01:00:47,266 --> 01:00:50,598
No more dating strippers
unless Fantasia calls me back.
1247
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,832
I'm getting fat.
Like, Rerun fat.
1248
01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:55,598
Hey, Ali. I heard you crushed
your Jamal Barry meeting. Nice.
1249
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,298
I'm so hot for you!
1250
01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:58,531
I wish I could
scream it out loud,
1251
01:00:58,533 --> 01:00:59,933
but no one would understand.
1252
01:00:59,935 --> 01:01:01,699
Oh, Danny, thank you.
You're so sweet.
1253
01:01:01,701 --> 01:01:03,398
Don't think I don't see
that big-ass dick
1254
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,167
trying to bust
through those pants.
1255
01:01:05,901 --> 01:01:06,835
What did you say?
1256
01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:09,701
We didn't say anything.
1257
01:01:10,068 --> 01:01:12,033
I'm gonna, uh...
go back to my desk.
1258
01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,234
Um, I'll see you two later.
1259
01:01:15,401 --> 01:01:17,434
You and me, Brandon, someday.
1260
01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:37,333
So, Nick, what'd Ali mention
about five-percent commission?
1261
01:01:37,335 --> 01:01:39,367
Five-percent commission.
She's hilarious.
1262
01:01:39,369 --> 01:01:40,736
Would you excuse me a second?
1263
01:01:42,669 --> 01:01:45,134
So when is this fabulous
fake family gonna show?
1264
01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:46,634
They will be here.
1265
01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:48,970
Well, the Barry Bunch
keep asking for him.
1266
01:01:49,435 --> 01:01:52,168
- Hey.
- Hey!
1267
01:01:52,770 --> 01:01:55,200
- Hey, sorry we're late.
- I know, honey.
1268
01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:56,870
You had a rough day.
1269
01:01:57,104 --> 01:02:00,135
And you, you little... thing.
1270
01:02:01,202 --> 01:02:02,436
Go.
1271
01:02:03,203 --> 01:02:04,536
Hey, yo, Ali!
1272
01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:08,036
I have a monumentally
important question to ask you.
1273
01:02:08,038 --> 01:02:10,201
- Okay.
- Do you trust Elon Musk?
1274
01:02:10,203 --> 01:02:12,936
'Cause that man is one white
glove and metal hand away
1275
01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:14,869
from being a James Bond villain.
1276
01:02:14,871 --> 01:02:16,334
Freaky.
1277
01:02:16,336 --> 01:02:17,602
Hey, thanks again
for inviting us, Ali.
1278
01:02:17,604 --> 01:02:19,103
- Okay, yes.
- Appreciate you.
1279
01:02:19,105 --> 01:02:20,869
- Wassup, Will?
- Wassup, Jamal?
1280
01:02:20,871 --> 01:02:22,736
- What's going on, man?
- Hey, man. You good?
1281
01:02:22,738 --> 01:02:24,869
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm good.
1282
01:02:24,871 --> 01:02:27,602
Holy shit, Jamal Barry
remembered my name!
1283
01:02:27,604 --> 01:02:29,337
That skank is a ho.
1284
01:02:29,971 --> 01:02:31,769
Ali Cat and Will of the People,
1285
01:02:31,771 --> 01:02:34,769
that is my baby girl,
my wife. Loretta!
1286
01:02:34,771 --> 01:02:37,502
I know, bitch is always talking
shit about other people.
1287
01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:40,135
Her nappy weave
is some virgin hair from Peru.
1288
01:02:40,137 --> 01:02:43,103
- I'm fine.
- Baby, will you please get off the phone?
1289
01:02:43,105 --> 01:02:44,737
You said this was family day.
1290
01:02:44,739 --> 01:02:46,536
I know.
I'm talking to my mother.
1291
01:02:46,538 --> 01:02:47,905
Oh, I didn't know.
1292
01:02:48,405 --> 01:02:50,004
Look, Ma, I got to go.
1293
01:02:50,006 --> 01:02:51,670
If she botches this,
she is fired.
1294
01:02:51,672 --> 01:02:53,470
And, baby, this is Ali.
1295
01:02:53,472 --> 01:02:55,269
She's the one I demolished
in poker night.
1296
01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:57,205
- Mm.
- I brought out the alpha dogs.
1297
01:02:57,538 --> 01:03:01,136
Is that the same alpha dog who was
supposed to get me a pinot grigio?
1298
01:03:01,138 --> 01:03:02,670
You know,
I tell you what, Mrs. Barry,
1299
01:03:02,672 --> 01:03:04,436
why don't I step out
to the main bar with you
1300
01:03:04,438 --> 01:03:06,738
and then I can get
some Mama Jamal stories, huh?
1301
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:08,771
- Hey, bubby, don't be long!
- Mm-hmm.
1302
01:03:08,773 --> 01:03:10,171
You're my oxygen!
1303
01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:15,339
Now, this is the court
I want to play on.
1304
01:03:18,473 --> 01:03:19,940
- Ben, come here.
- Ben, come here.
1305
01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,606
- Ben, come here.
- Ben-Ben, come here. Here, now.
1306
01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:25,539
- Ben. Ben-ben, come here.
- No, Ben. Come, come, come...
1307
01:03:26,272 --> 01:03:27,638
- Ben, Ben, come here.
- Ben, come here.
1308
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,841
- Ben, Ben.
- Ben.
1309
01:03:30,172 --> 01:03:31,373
- Ben.
- Ben. Come...
1310
01:03:31,774 --> 01:03:33,574
- Ben, come here.
- Ben, Ben, come here.
1311
01:03:33,841 --> 01:03:37,105
Wow! Y'all are cute, man.
Y'all so cute!
1312
01:03:37,107 --> 01:03:39,805
Ahh!
1313
01:03:39,807 --> 01:03:42,138
Like peanut butter and jelly
and pickled herring,
1314
01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:43,574
you know,
but you got arms and legs.
1315
01:03:43,874 --> 01:03:46,474
- That's so us.
- How did y'all meet?
1316
01:03:46,707 --> 01:03:48,674
- Uh... I'll take it! We...
- Well, I...
1317
01:03:49,607 --> 01:03:51,842
Uh, well,
it's kind of embarrassing.
1318
01:03:52,307 --> 01:03:53,875
It was a one-night stand.
1319
01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:56,606
Wow, nice! Yeah, nice.
1320
01:03:56,608 --> 01:03:59,806
Hey, ain't nothing wrong with a little
bit of shame in the Walk of Shame.
1321
01:03:59,808 --> 01:04:01,706
You know what I'm saying?
That's a paradox.
1322
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,673
But now y'all can enjoy
your fruits of y'all labor,
1323
01:04:03,675 --> 01:04:05,973
'cause that's what it's about!
You know, 'cause...
1324
01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:08,406
What in the fuck
is he talking about?
1325
01:04:08,408 --> 01:04:09,873
Fruits, he's...
1326
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,740
Little man! You planning
being a baller someday?
1327
01:04:11,742 --> 01:04:13,007
Oh, yes! Ben...
1328
01:04:13,009 --> 01:04:14,974
Big Ben loves basketball.
Isn't that right, Ben?
1329
01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:17,506
I don't... I don't really...
I don't really think so.
1330
01:04:17,508 --> 01:04:19,073
Actually, no. You know...
1331
01:04:19,075 --> 01:04:20,941
He finds the craziest stuff
on the Internet.
1332
01:04:20,943 --> 01:04:22,807
- Yes, he does.
- I got to limit his screen time.
1333
01:04:22,809 --> 01:04:24,841
You know? Because me,
you know, I'm a single...
1334
01:04:24,843 --> 01:04:27,440
- Uh, you know what?
- I am... parched.
1335
01:04:27,442 --> 01:04:29,376
Can you please get me
some wine, baby?
1336
01:04:29,643 --> 01:04:31,641
Yeah, yeah. What do you want?
They got red, white...
1337
01:04:31,643 --> 01:04:33,841
It doesn't matter. Surprise me.
1338
01:04:33,843 --> 01:04:36,207
- Go get some. Just go get me some.
- Ali.
1339
01:04:36,209 --> 01:04:37,875
Ah, you know me.
1340
01:04:37,877 --> 01:04:38,910
Get me some!
1341
01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:40,742
- Surprise me!
- You've got a strong hand.
1342
01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:42,675
- Oh, you so crazy!
- It's strong.
1343
01:04:42,677 --> 01:04:44,608
- He's silly.
- He don't know your wine preference?
1344
01:04:44,610 --> 01:04:46,808
Oh, he does.
We just like surprises, that's all.
1345
01:04:46,810 --> 01:04:49,577
Guess what?
My birthday's next week.
1346
01:04:49,944 --> 01:04:51,877
Ooh! How old you gonna be?
1347
01:04:52,910 --> 01:04:53,942
Tell him, Ben.
1348
01:04:53,944 --> 01:04:55,041
Six.
1349
01:04:55,043 --> 01:04:56,408
Six.
1350
01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:57,742
You gonna blow it out,
little man?
1351
01:04:57,744 --> 01:04:59,575
Yes!
We're gonna do it really big.
1352
01:04:59,577 --> 01:05:01,775
We're gonna do big things
for his birthday. Right, Ben?
1353
01:05:01,777 --> 01:05:04,543
- You are?
- Yeah! Really big.
1354
01:05:04,745 --> 01:05:08,308
If we're talking blowout,
what I really wanted is
1355
01:05:08,310 --> 01:05:10,408
a cake shaped like a sports car.
1356
01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:13,676
Oh, you got it, Ben! You got it.
1357
01:05:13,678 --> 01:05:14,645
Promise?
1358
01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:16,208
Yes, I promise.
1359
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,143
What... Wait, wait...
Oh!
1360
01:05:19,144 --> 01:05:21,078
That's a beautiful thing, girl.
1361
01:05:21,378 --> 01:05:22,378
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
1362
01:05:23,511 --> 01:05:27,342
Well, thank you so much for coming.
I hope you had a good time.
1363
01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:29,509
Oh, no. We had an amazing time.
Thank you.
1364
01:05:29,511 --> 01:05:32,045
Hey, um, how about tomorrow
night I'll take you out?
1365
01:05:32,544 --> 01:05:35,477
But we gonna do something a little
bit more low-key than, uh...
1366
01:05:35,479 --> 01:05:37,943
- Oh, yeah, sure! Sure.
- Yeah, okay.
1367
01:05:37,945 --> 01:05:40,175
Okay, well, you go ahead home.
1368
01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:42,477
- Oh, hey!
- Wha... What...
1369
01:05:42,479 --> 01:05:44,610
- Good night! Good night. Ohh!
- Uh, okay...
1370
01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:46,644
Make sure you put him into bed.
I'll see you soon.
1371
01:05:46,646 --> 01:05:48,477
- I got it, I got it.
- All right, okay.
1372
01:05:48,479 --> 01:05:51,543
This boy get up and he drink
smoothies 16 times a day.
1373
01:05:51,545 --> 01:05:53,778
Sometimes he get the runs,
but it's all good.
1374
01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:55,645
That's only
when his mother make it.
1375
01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:57,745
You know what I'm saying?
'Cause she just overloads.
1376
01:05:57,747 --> 01:05:58,747
Ali?
1377
01:05:59,245 --> 01:06:00,878
Karl-Anthony!
1378
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,011
- How you doing, sweetheart?
- Great game, baby!
1379
01:06:03,013 --> 01:06:04,977
Triple double and we didn't win.
So, it don't mean shit.
1380
01:06:04,979 --> 01:06:06,910
- You know how that go.
- Those numbers, though.
1381
01:06:06,912 --> 01:06:09,444
You keep putting those numbers up.
Hey, Jamal!
1382
01:06:09,446 --> 01:06:10,910
Come here, I got somebody
I want you to meet.
1383
01:06:10,912 --> 01:06:13,277
- Oh, that's your mans?
- Well, I'm working on it.
1384
01:06:13,279 --> 01:06:15,411
- I feels you.
- Holy shit! Don't freak out.
1385
01:06:15,413 --> 01:06:17,244
It's Karl-Anthony!
Yo, he's looking at me!
1386
01:06:17,246 --> 01:06:18,213
Yo, Jamal Barry, right?
1387
01:06:18,714 --> 01:06:20,712
- Yes, sir. Yep.
- Appreciate it, man. Much love.
1388
01:06:20,714 --> 01:06:22,511
- Nice to meet you.
- Absolutely. Absolutely.
1389
01:06:22,513 --> 01:06:25,512
Holy shit!
Uh, hey, hey, don't freak out.
1390
01:06:25,514 --> 01:06:27,746
Yo, I've been watching you
since high school, man.
1391
01:06:27,748 --> 01:06:29,880
I must say, young fella,
I'm pretty impressed.
1392
01:06:30,114 --> 01:06:32,445
- Oh, for real?
- Yeah, man, you're killing it.
1393
01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,911
- Cool. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
- Kid's nervous.
1394
01:06:34,913 --> 01:06:37,746
Probably thinking, "Holy shit,
it's Karl-Anthony Towns!"
1395
01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:40,579
Holy shit,
it's Karl-Anthony Towns!
1396
01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:44,046
Karl-Anthony, do you have any
advice for our young fella here?
1397
01:06:44,048 --> 01:06:45,912
Listen, man, for real,
1398
01:06:45,914 --> 01:06:48,381
you got great things ahead of
you, but always remember,
1399
01:06:48,615 --> 01:06:51,245
no one has ever become a star
playing for himself.
1400
01:06:51,247 --> 01:06:52,713
Always got to keep
the team first.
1401
01:06:52,715 --> 01:06:55,713
♪ If you like piña coladas ♪
1402
01:06:55,715 --> 01:06:57,879
♪ And getting caught
In the rain ♪
1403
01:06:57,881 --> 01:07:00,513
Damn! Got to get that
stupid song out of my head.
1404
01:07:00,515 --> 01:07:02,047
- You feel me?
- Totally.
1405
01:07:02,049 --> 01:07:04,215
I have no idea
hat he just said.
1406
01:07:04,782 --> 01:07:07,582
- Oh, shit. I'll see you.
- Yo, Karl!
1407
01:07:07,949 --> 01:07:09,847
Hey, Karl! Hey, Karl!
1408
01:07:09,849 --> 01:07:13,382
Hey, I got a way to disrupt
the children's beverage sector!
1409
01:07:13,683 --> 01:07:15,215
That was a great game, right?
1410
01:07:15,716 --> 01:07:18,681
Well, just give me a call
if you need anything else, okay?
1411
01:07:18,683 --> 01:07:21,180
As a matter of fact,
there is something I need.
1412
01:07:21,182 --> 01:07:24,247
Can I get a ballpark estimate
of what kind of deals we expect?
1413
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,648
You know what I'm saying?
Just for financial planning purposes.
1414
01:07:26,650 --> 01:07:31,081
Pops, you can't ask her to do work for
us if you haven't signed with her agency.
1415
01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:32,981
Yeah, but if I like what I hear,
1416
01:07:32,983 --> 01:07:35,249
we can say we got ourselves an agent.
1417
01:07:39,484 --> 01:07:42,048
Brandon! Can you get me
some coffee, please? Thank you.
1418
01:07:42,050 --> 01:07:44,448
Peach cobbler,
peach cobbler, peach cobbler.
1419
01:07:44,450 --> 01:07:46,548
Peach cobbler with blueberries.
1420
01:07:46,550 --> 01:07:48,715
Peach cobbler warmed up.
Peach cobbler.
1421
01:07:48,717 --> 01:07:50,582
- What are you mumbling about?
- Peach cobbler à la mode.
1422
01:07:50,584 --> 01:07:52,915
I am thinking about
my favorite dessert
1423
01:07:52,917 --> 01:07:55,148
so that you can't hear
my actual thoughts.
1424
01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:57,782
Oh, no, no, no.
Out with it. Come, come.
1425
01:07:57,784 --> 01:07:59,716
I believe
you are a good person.
1426
01:07:59,718 --> 01:08:02,082
So, I am choosing to chalk
this fake-family business
1427
01:08:02,084 --> 01:08:04,483
up to an overabundance
of competitive spirit.
1428
01:08:04,485 --> 01:08:06,650
- Give me my coffee.
- There, I said it.
1429
01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:09,982
- Please.
- Oh, speak of the devil,
1430
01:08:09,984 --> 01:08:12,018
here is your fake husband now.
1431
01:08:12,485 --> 01:08:15,117
Aw, Will is inviting you
to hang out tonight.
1432
01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:16,516
No.
1433
01:08:16,518 --> 01:08:19,182
- "That sounds like fun."
- What are you doing?
1434
01:08:19,184 --> 01:08:21,383
- "Let's do it."
- Uh, no.
1435
01:08:21,385 --> 01:08:22,516
Can you stop typing?
1436
01:08:22,518 --> 01:08:23,952
I'm not going on a date tonight!
1437
01:08:24,451 --> 01:08:28,617
"Any way I could bring
my friend Mari..."
1438
01:08:28,619 --> 01:08:30,651
- Wha...
- "...and her fiancé?
1439
01:08:30,653 --> 01:08:33,850
Just realized we had plans.
Could be a fun double date."
1440
01:08:33,852 --> 01:08:35,250
- Exclamation point.
- No, no!
1441
01:08:35,252 --> 01:08:36,417
- We do not...
- Send.
1442
01:08:36,419 --> 01:08:37,984
I don't have plans with her.
1443
01:08:37,986 --> 01:08:39,619
Come here, you little...
1444
01:08:40,686 --> 01:08:42,417
I don't have plans with Mari.
1445
01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:44,018
Exactly,
and she's getting resentful.
1446
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:46,084
This way, you knock out
two birds with one stone
1447
01:08:46,086 --> 01:08:48,553
while using Mari and James as a buffer.
You're welcome.
1448
01:08:50,487 --> 01:08:52,451
Okay, fine. Fine.
1449
01:08:52,453 --> 01:08:56,150
But you agented me,
and agents do not like being agented.
1450
01:08:56,152 --> 01:08:58,685
Too bad.
And I should be an agent.
1451
01:08:58,687 --> 01:09:02,220
- What?
- You heard me, loud and clear.
1452
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:07,551
So, you think you got what it takes
to be a good sports agent. Really?
1453
01:09:07,553 --> 01:09:09,085
What do...
what do you know about sports?
1454
01:09:09,087 --> 01:09:12,052
- Oh, basically everything!
- Oh, please.
1455
01:09:12,054 --> 01:09:13,785
I'll bet you didn't know
that Tom Brady,
1456
01:09:13,787 --> 01:09:15,952
the 199th pick
of the 2000 NFL draft,
1457
01:09:15,954 --> 01:09:18,284
has more playoff
touchdown passes, 68,
1458
01:09:18,286 --> 01:09:20,552
than number-one picks David
Carr, 65, and Tim Couch, 64,
1459
01:09:20,554 --> 01:09:22,386
had in their entire careers.
1460
01:09:22,388 --> 01:09:24,154
- I knew that.
- Oh, yeah?
1461
01:09:24,454 --> 01:09:26,920
And do you know what happened
on June 25, 2009?
1462
01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,921
Michael Jackson passed. Ha!
1463
01:09:30,855 --> 01:09:32,552
True. And tragic.
1464
01:09:32,554 --> 01:09:34,786
But it was also the day
that Steph Curry was selected
1465
01:09:34,788 --> 01:09:37,620
as the seventh overall pick
in the 2009 NBA draft
1466
01:09:37,622 --> 01:09:39,252
by the Golden State Warriors,
1467
01:09:39,254 --> 01:09:41,953
with a contract
totaling $12.7 million
1468
01:09:41,955 --> 01:09:44,455
over four years.
1469
01:09:44,955 --> 01:09:46,821
Isn't that great?
1470
01:09:47,188 --> 01:09:49,553
You know sports trivia.
That's beautiful.
1471
01:09:49,555 --> 01:09:51,320
But it takes more
to being an agent.
1472
01:09:51,322 --> 01:09:53,087
You have to know
how to handle people, sweetie.
1473
01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:54,520
Oh, you mean like
when I stopped you
1474
01:09:54,522 --> 01:09:55,987
from handing Rafael Nadal
1475
01:09:55,989 --> 01:09:57,620
a passed appetizer
with ham in it
1476
01:09:57,622 --> 01:09:59,520
because I read
in his autobiography
1477
01:09:59,522 --> 01:10:00,453
that he hates ham, cheese,
storms, and animals?
1478
01:10:00,455 --> 01:10:02,754
Okurrr!
Mm.
1479
01:10:02,756 --> 01:10:04,689
Oops, sorry.
Did that slip out?
1480
01:10:04,889 --> 01:10:07,054
Ooh. Someone's in a mood.
1481
01:10:07,056 --> 01:10:10,186
Oh! I have a pick-me-up.
1482
01:10:10,188 --> 01:10:11,920
You have a secret admirer.
1483
01:10:11,922 --> 01:10:14,488
Oh, please. You are just trying
to change the subject,
1484
01:10:14,490 --> 01:10:16,223
- and it is not going to work.
- Mm-mmm.
1485
01:10:16,689 --> 01:10:18,423
Okay, tell me who it is.
1486
01:10:19,057 --> 01:10:20,621
Well, apparently,
1487
01:10:20,623 --> 01:10:22,588
Puppy Dog Danny
wasn't crushing on me.
1488
01:10:22,590 --> 01:10:24,354
It's you he wants to mount.
1489
01:10:24,356 --> 01:10:26,055
Ooh, there he is.
1490
01:10:26,057 --> 01:10:27,522
How big you think
Shaq's dick is?
1491
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:30,690
Yeah, he's closeted, honey.
1492
01:10:31,090 --> 01:10:34,324
And he wants to pound
on your booty cheeks.
1493
01:10:34,723 --> 01:10:37,457
I don't know why.
But there you have it.
1494
01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:59,390
Ohh! Ho-ho!
1495
01:10:59,392 --> 01:11:01,722
You suck so bad.
1496
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,756
You look like you had
a seizure, girl.
1497
01:11:03,758 --> 01:11:06,456
You can just pick up the ball and
drop it in the hole next time.
1498
01:11:06,458 --> 01:11:09,225
Really? You know,
both of y'all can shut up.
1499
01:11:09,859 --> 01:11:11,191
Nice shot, baby.
1500
01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:12,591
Bam!
1501
01:11:17,325 --> 01:11:19,289
Hey, can I get
some more limes, please?
1502
01:11:19,291 --> 01:11:20,557
Sure.
1503
01:11:20,559 --> 01:11:22,026
Here you go, keep the change.
1504
01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:23,690
- Thanks.
- That's right.
1505
01:11:23,692 --> 01:11:25,126
Man, look at that ass!
1506
01:11:25,493 --> 01:11:27,393
I should tap that
before the wedding.
1507
01:11:27,859 --> 01:11:29,192
Shit, or after.
1508
01:11:30,127 --> 01:11:31,792
- You up, Ali.
- Mm-hmm.
1509
01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:35,326
- Excuse me.
- Go ahead.
1510
01:11:35,793 --> 01:11:37,324
Oh!
1511
01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:38,924
- Shit!
- Ali!
1512
01:11:38,926 --> 01:11:40,658
What the fuck?
Those are his nuts!
1513
01:11:40,660 --> 01:11:42,891
Which are getting married to me
Saturday,
1514
01:11:42,893 --> 01:11:45,525
- and I want them in good shape.
- Both balls, honey.
1515
01:11:45,527 --> 01:11:47,091
- Both of 'em?
- Yeah.
1516
01:11:47,093 --> 01:11:48,958
Man, why is Mari
even friends with Ali?
1517
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,058
She only gives a shit
about herself anyways.
1518
01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:52,128
Always flaking.
1519
01:11:52,726 --> 01:11:55,193
Only reason she's here tonight
is to show off her new guy.
1520
01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:57,658
What he wearing anyway?
Tight-ass jeans.
1521
01:11:57,660 --> 01:12:00,825
- Uh, are you having fun?
- Yeah.
1522
01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:02,525
- Work hard, play hard, right?
- Mm-hmm.
1523
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,627
Uh-huh.
1524
01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:10,527
- Anyone need anything else?
- No, we're good, thanks.
1525
01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:14,328
- Nice shot.
- Thanks.
1526
01:12:17,361 --> 01:12:20,860
Well, look at you,
impressing all the ladies.
1527
01:12:20,862 --> 01:12:22,627
Her?
1528
01:12:22,995 --> 01:12:23,895
Whatever.
1529
01:12:24,395 --> 01:12:26,393
Why would I waste
a second on her
1530
01:12:26,395 --> 01:12:28,461
when I got you standing
right here in front of me?
1531
01:12:33,628 --> 01:12:34,561
Um...
1532
01:12:34,862 --> 01:12:36,093
You know what?
1533
01:12:36,095 --> 01:12:37,660
Why don't you show me
how to play?
1534
01:12:37,662 --> 01:12:39,427
'Cause I suck.
1535
01:12:39,429 --> 01:12:40,960
- I would love to.
- Okay.
1536
01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:43,160
And to be clear,
if I'm putting my arms around you,
1537
01:12:43,162 --> 01:12:44,693
if I'm holding your hips,
1538
01:12:44,695 --> 01:12:46,396
it's just to get
your pool shot right.
1539
01:12:46,628 --> 01:12:48,794
- You're being professional.
- Just strictly professional.
1540
01:12:48,796 --> 01:12:50,559
You know,
I just care about my job.
1541
01:12:50,561 --> 01:12:53,128
- Okay, come on.
- I'm good at my job.
1542
01:13:42,098 --> 01:13:43,929
- Ah.
- Whoo!
1543
01:13:43,931 --> 01:13:46,598
Oh, okay, okay.
Slow down. Slow... Wait.
1544
01:13:46,998 --> 01:13:49,963
- Slow down, girl. This isn't a rodeo.
- Ah!
1545
01:13:51,498 --> 01:13:53,429
Yeah... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Easy with the balls!
1546
01:13:53,431 --> 01:13:55,765
Easy with the balls.
They're attached to me.
1547
01:13:57,298 --> 01:13:59,932
Why are her eyes always closed?
Am I that ugly?
1548
01:14:00,165 --> 01:14:01,598
Oh, what the...
1549
01:14:02,165 --> 01:14:04,897
Damn, her eyes opened,
but she look crazy as hell.
1550
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:06,330
They were better closed.
1551
01:14:06,332 --> 01:14:07,397
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa...
1552
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,699
God, easy on the balls.
1553
01:14:16,465 --> 01:14:17,932
What's up? You okay?
1554
01:14:19,899 --> 01:14:24,065
Just admit it.
This wasn't going so good.
1555
01:14:24,067 --> 01:14:25,397
What?
1556
01:14:25,399 --> 01:14:27,733
No, it was, it was, it was...
1557
01:14:28,266 --> 01:14:29,499
It was cool.
1558
01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:32,667
Okay, look. How about...
1559
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:36,498
How about we try something
a little different tonight?
1560
01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:37,633
Uh, like what?
1561
01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:41,034
Like how about we call a truce?
1562
01:14:41,466 --> 01:14:43,933
Nobody is in control.
We'll just...
1563
01:14:45,101 --> 01:14:47,234
you know, we share a little bit.
1564
01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:48,834
Can you share?
1565
01:14:51,466 --> 01:14:53,398
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay...
1566
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,200
Hey... share, share.
1567
01:14:55,801 --> 01:14:56,801
Share.
1568
01:14:58,501 --> 01:15:00,165
- Yeah, that's right.
- Okay.
1569
01:15:28,335 --> 01:15:29,702
How was that?
1570
01:15:31,435 --> 01:15:33,335
It was phenomenal!
1571
01:15:34,202 --> 01:15:35,533
It was like you were in my head.
1572
01:15:35,535 --> 01:15:37,236
You knew everything
that I wanted.
1573
01:15:38,103 --> 01:15:41,366
Girl, I feel like I just ran half a
marathon. I need some electrolytes.
1574
01:15:41,368 --> 01:15:43,267
- You want some electrolytes?
- No...
1575
01:15:43,269 --> 01:15:45,300
I don't smoke or nothin' after sex,
but I'm gonna get me some Gatorade.
1576
01:15:45,302 --> 01:15:46,567
- You want some Gatorade?
- No.
1577
01:15:46,569 --> 01:15:48,834
- I got flavors.
- I am good.
1578
01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:51,103
- Oh, okay. All right.
- I'm straight.
1579
01:15:52,037 --> 01:15:56,901
Ali, bomaye! Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
1580
01:15:56,903 --> 01:15:58,038
Shit, yeah.
1581
01:15:58,469 --> 01:16:00,467
She the greatest of all time.
Thank you, Lord Jesus.
1582
01:16:00,469 --> 01:16:02,302
- Ali, bomaye!
- Yes!
1583
01:16:08,971 --> 01:16:11,168
Will and Ben are here.
They're on their way up.
1584
01:16:11,170 --> 01:16:12,404
I want to know something.
1585
01:16:13,404 --> 01:16:15,104
What do you see
in that gin jockey?
1586
01:16:15,671 --> 01:16:18,171
I mean, you're successful,
beautiful,
1587
01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:20,902
and he's a single parent
with no career.
1588
01:16:20,904 --> 01:16:22,604
Did you say "gin jockey"?
1589
01:16:23,005 --> 01:16:25,003
Yes, I said "gin jockey."
1590
01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,735
He is a businessman, okay?
1591
01:16:26,737 --> 01:16:29,169
He's saving his money
so he can open his own bar.
1592
01:16:29,171 --> 01:16:32,137
Like your gym.
Look, just please be nice.
1593
01:16:32,139 --> 01:16:34,437
Be nice?
I am nice. I'm nice as shit.
1594
01:16:35,538 --> 01:16:37,803
"Gin jockey"?
Where do you find these things?
1595
01:16:37,805 --> 01:16:40,638
- Come here, Dad. Hey!
- Hey.
1596
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,970
- Dad, I need you to meet Will and Ben.
- Hi.
1597
01:16:44,972 --> 01:16:46,538
- Nice to meet you, sir.
- Welcome, welcome.
1598
01:16:46,872 --> 01:16:48,603
I'll give it three months.
1599
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:51,238
She'll chew him up
and spit him out.
1600
01:16:52,638 --> 01:16:54,939
Hey, did you introduce yourself?
1601
01:16:55,304 --> 01:16:57,804
Hi, I'm Ben.
It's nice to meet you.
1602
01:16:57,806 --> 01:16:58,971
Wait, wait, wait.
1603
01:16:58,973 --> 01:17:02,570
So, tomorrow.
Big signing day, huh?
1604
01:17:02,572 --> 01:17:03,604
Yep.
1605
01:17:03,606 --> 01:17:05,038
No worries about, you know,
1606
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,470
crazy Joe changing his mind
1607
01:17:06,472 --> 01:17:07,773
or Jamal trying
to stay in school?
1608
01:17:08,006 --> 01:17:09,971
Nah, I have a pretty good gauge
on that situation.
1609
01:17:09,973 --> 01:17:13,072
So I think I know
what's on Jamal's mind.
1610
01:17:13,074 --> 01:17:14,041
I'm sure you do.
1611
01:17:14,639 --> 01:17:17,072
But, you know,
knowing what's on a man's mind
1612
01:17:17,074 --> 01:17:18,905
is not the same
as what's in his heart.
1613
01:17:18,907 --> 01:17:21,404
Well, isn't it the same thing?
To get paid and get laid?
1614
01:17:21,406 --> 01:17:24,370
Wait. You really think
that's what men want?
1615
01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:26,974
- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
1616
01:17:27,205 --> 01:17:29,304
- That's messed up.
- Well...
1617
01:17:29,306 --> 01:17:31,306
Have you ever
even trusted a man?
1618
01:17:32,142 --> 01:17:33,473
She trusts me.
1619
01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:35,840
Okay. Well, see...
1620
01:17:36,740 --> 01:17:41,407
I think that men and women just want
the same thing at the end of the day.
1621
01:17:41,975 --> 01:17:44,841
They want to be
with somebody they trust.
1622
01:17:45,373 --> 01:17:47,975
To be respected,
appreciated, and...
1623
01:17:48,608 --> 01:17:50,441
and just to feel safe.
1624
01:17:50,741 --> 01:17:53,341
So you believe men and women
want the same thing?
1625
01:17:53,675 --> 01:17:56,539
As a bartender, I've learned
to sit back and listen.
1626
01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:59,374
Eventually, you learn
how people really feel.
1627
01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:01,174
Good to know.
1628
01:18:01,608 --> 01:18:04,207
Wow, she is really beautiful.
1629
01:18:04,541 --> 01:18:06,709
So, now that we know
what men and women want,
1630
01:18:07,043 --> 01:18:09,640
the question is what do boys want?
1631
01:18:09,642 --> 01:18:12,074
Got any gift ideas
for your birthday, Ben?
1632
01:18:12,076 --> 01:18:13,774
My dad works real hard,
1633
01:18:13,776 --> 01:18:16,143
so I try not to make
a big deal out of it.
1634
01:18:16,475 --> 01:18:19,340
It's mostly just
about me and him hanging out.
1635
01:18:19,342 --> 01:18:21,609
Us, too.
1636
01:18:23,409 --> 01:18:25,807
Do you know that Ali grew up
without a mom?
1637
01:18:25,809 --> 01:18:28,175
I think
about that woman every day.
1638
01:18:28,609 --> 01:18:29,877
And it still hurts.
1639
01:18:30,242 --> 01:18:34,407
You know, Ben, I imagine your
dad had to work extra hard
1640
01:18:34,409 --> 01:18:36,306
to raise a kid as kind as you.
1641
01:18:36,308 --> 01:18:37,576
Thank you, Skip.
1642
01:18:38,443 --> 01:18:40,743
I think you can appreciate it
more than most.
1643
01:18:42,943 --> 01:18:44,176
To fatherhood.
1644
01:18:53,309 --> 01:18:54,209
You did it!
1645
01:18:54,543 --> 01:18:56,174
You guys day drinking? I'm in.
1646
01:18:56,176 --> 01:18:57,508
Oh, hey.
1647
01:18:57,510 --> 01:18:58,976
Yeah. Let me just grab
two more glasses.
1648
01:18:58,978 --> 01:19:00,474
I'll be right back.
1649
01:19:00,476 --> 01:19:01,542
Did you figure out
who you're gonna draft,
1650
01:19:01,544 --> 01:19:02,709
Roethlisberger or Brady?
1651
01:19:02,711 --> 01:19:04,542
I think I'm gonna go with Brady,
1652
01:19:04,544 --> 01:19:06,174
but my friend Duncan said
he's gonna get Roethlisberger,
1653
01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:07,942
and we can swap
any time we want.
1654
01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:10,475
God, he's beautiful.
And he loves fantasy football?
1655
01:19:10,477 --> 01:19:12,109
What kind of league is that?
1656
01:19:12,111 --> 01:19:14,010
Do you have to wear
a weird T-shirt or some shit?
1657
01:19:14,012 --> 01:19:16,979
It sounds nice.
And he plays fantasy football?
1658
01:19:17,477 --> 01:19:18,644
He's perfect.
1659
01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:22,377
Hey, you know what?
Why don't you two play together?
1660
01:19:23,012 --> 01:19:25,476
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, I... I would love that.
1661
01:19:25,478 --> 01:19:26,910
You know, you can't pick...
1662
01:19:26,912 --> 01:19:28,777
Do you take this man
1663
01:19:28,779 --> 01:19:31,208
to be your lawfully
wedded husband?
1664
01:19:31,210 --> 01:19:33,010
He's got it all! Uh!
1665
01:19:37,262 --> 01:19:40,260
Okay, you know what?
I have to get a lot of work done
1666
01:19:40,262 --> 01:19:42,360
before Will comes here
to take me to lunch, so...
1667
01:19:42,362 --> 01:19:44,128
Hey, did you see?
Joe Dolla called a press conference.
1668
01:19:44,130 --> 01:19:45,261
- What?
- That's right.
1669
01:19:45,263 --> 01:19:46,893
I'm telling you,
1670
01:19:46,895 --> 01:19:48,228
when it come to him,
he look just like me.
1671
01:19:48,230 --> 01:19:50,028
This is my son.
1672
01:19:50,030 --> 01:19:52,861
Matter of fact, we gonna withdraw
from the NBA draft right now.
1673
01:19:52,863 --> 01:19:55,827
I'ma take Jamal's gifts
to the great nation of China.
1674
01:19:55,829 --> 01:19:57,861
Ni hao! Holla!
1675
01:19:57,863 --> 01:19:59,360
What about
all that talk of playing
1676
01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:00,827
for your hometown, Jamal?
1677
01:20:00,829 --> 01:20:03,194
What can I say?
You know, situation changed.
1678
01:20:03,196 --> 01:20:05,460
What kind of money
are the Chinese offering?
1679
01:20:05,462 --> 01:20:07,229
Our new concierge agent,
1680
01:20:07,231 --> 01:20:09,162
Ethan Fowler,
he gonna answer that.
1681
01:20:09,164 --> 01:20:10,961
- Money Man! Tell 'em wassup.
- Yep.
1682
01:20:10,963 --> 01:20:12,894
Hey there, ladies and gentlemen.
Ethan Fowler.
1683
01:20:12,896 --> 01:20:15,427
Our good friends in China
are currently offering
1684
01:20:15,429 --> 01:20:18,129
three times
the rookie NBA deal, okay?
1685
01:20:18,131 --> 01:20:20,795
Does this mean you've
signed with Summit Worldwide?
1686
01:20:20,797 --> 01:20:22,527
I'll actually answer
that one. Uh...
1687
01:20:22,529 --> 01:20:24,162
I've currently left Summit
1688
01:20:24,164 --> 01:20:27,396
to focus exclusively all my time
and energy on one client.
1689
01:20:27,398 --> 01:20:29,895
He cut,
he sliced his rates in half.
1690
01:20:29,897 --> 01:20:31,196
- Yeah, I know.
- In half!
1691
01:20:31,198 --> 01:20:32,329
I mean, come on, ten percent...
1692
01:20:32,331 --> 01:20:33,864
that is highway robbery.
1693
01:20:40,198 --> 01:20:41,563
Everybody out.
1694
01:20:42,364 --> 01:20:44,032
Out! Get out!
1695
01:20:44,698 --> 01:20:47,564
Ali. You stay.
1696
01:20:51,464 --> 01:20:54,729
Uh, I'm sure that China deal
is not closed.
1697
01:20:54,731 --> 01:20:56,265
We can still save this.
1698
01:20:58,265 --> 01:21:00,399
We can save this.
1699
01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:03,332
Five-percent commission. Wow.
1700
01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:07,197
Not only did you blow this
signing, you gave Ethan the idea
1701
01:21:07,199 --> 01:21:09,630
that could very well fuck our
business model completely.
1702
01:21:09,632 --> 01:21:11,496
Okay, this is not all my fault.
1703
01:21:11,498 --> 01:21:14,864
I mean, if I didn't think I'd get
crucified by all those MeToo-ers,
1704
01:21:14,866 --> 01:21:16,599
I'd fire your ass today.
1705
01:21:17,366 --> 01:21:20,732
Oh, so you're saying you're not
firing me because I'm a woman.
1706
01:21:22,099 --> 01:21:24,200
No. Not just that.
1707
01:21:25,599 --> 01:21:26,632
Oh.
1708
01:21:27,266 --> 01:21:31,034
So, you're not firing me
because I'm a black woman.
1709
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,366
No. No, no. I didn't say that.
1710
01:21:33,632 --> 01:21:35,631
Because that'd be racist
and sexist.
1711
01:21:35,633 --> 01:21:38,430
Hell, no.
I am not your twofer.
1712
01:21:38,432 --> 01:21:40,032
I dare you to fire me.
1713
01:21:40,034 --> 01:21:42,566
My clients will follow me
out that door.
1714
01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:45,600
You keep on dreaming that dream.
1715
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,966
- Nick, please...
- Nope, not happening.
1716
01:21:50,968 --> 01:21:52,531
- There she goes.
- Hey.
1717
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:53,866
- Hey, girl, ready for lunch?
- Yeah.
1718
01:21:53,868 --> 01:21:55,498
I can wait downstairs
if that's better.
1719
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,500
- Okay.
- Oh, great. You know what?
1720
01:21:58,068 --> 01:22:00,498
You can stop pretending.
Okay, Will?
1721
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,768
If that's even your name.
1722
01:22:02,035 --> 01:22:05,499
Actually, I'm glad this
charade can finally end.
1723
01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:07,999
Sorry, "charade"?
What's he talking about?
1724
01:22:08,001 --> 01:22:09,501
- Nick, please, don't...
- You two.
1725
01:22:10,001 --> 01:22:11,601
Pretending that
y'all are married
1726
01:22:11,901 --> 01:22:14,368
to impress that fucking fraud
Joe Dolla!
1727
01:22:14,868 --> 01:22:17,835
Well, you know what?
It didn't work.
1728
01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:20,501
Mr. Family Man, huh?
1729
01:22:22,835 --> 01:22:25,400
Okay, whoo.
This is a big misunderstanding.
1730
01:22:25,402 --> 01:22:26,402
So wait, wait, hold up.
1731
01:22:27,368 --> 01:22:29,969
That's why you really
invited us to the game?
1732
01:22:30,835 --> 01:22:33,034
- No.
- Not to make up for the fact
1733
01:22:33,036 --> 01:22:37,267
that you accused me of cheating
on my dead wife with you?
1734
01:22:37,269 --> 01:22:38,269
No.
1735
01:22:38,568 --> 01:22:40,401
Please, it is very complicated.
1736
01:22:40,403 --> 01:22:43,502
- Just let me talk to you alone.
- About... About what?
1737
01:22:43,735 --> 01:22:48,003
About what? How you used my son,
my child, as a prop?
1738
01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:55,070
Just...
1739
01:22:55,503 --> 01:22:57,136
- Please.
- Please stay away from us.
1740
01:22:58,237 --> 01:22:59,170
Please.
1741
01:23:18,804 --> 01:23:21,271
These powers
have ruined my life.
1742
01:23:21,837 --> 01:23:23,604
I would like to return them.
1743
01:23:24,038 --> 01:23:26,204
Or whatever you do with powers.
1744
01:23:26,405 --> 01:23:27,804
Well, if I can be real,
1745
01:23:28,338 --> 01:23:31,405
I finished off the Haitian tea,
drunk it all myself.
1746
01:23:31,771 --> 01:23:33,736
- And...
- The only voices I heard
1747
01:23:33,738 --> 01:23:36,772
were Joan Rivers and Tupac.
1748
01:23:37,504 --> 01:23:39,371
And they did not get along.
1749
01:23:39,972 --> 01:23:43,538
My God, this is a disaster.
1750
01:23:44,438 --> 01:23:48,104
Mm.
Maybe you looking at it the wrong way.
1751
01:23:49,705 --> 01:23:53,172
With power comes a
responsibility to tell the truth.
1752
01:23:53,838 --> 01:23:55,772
Have you been telling the truth?
1753
01:23:56,873 --> 01:23:58,773
You need to let
the spirit guide you.
1754
01:24:11,806 --> 01:24:13,873
- The spirit.
- Yeah.
1755
01:24:21,539 --> 01:24:22,974
Spirit.
1756
01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:34,038
Yikes. Hey, maybe we, uh,
take it easy on the drinky-drink there.
1757
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:36,038
Ceremony's about to start
and you're in it, okay?
1758
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:38,272
No, no, no.
I need a cranberry vodka
1759
01:24:38,274 --> 01:24:40,605
because I'm feeling the spirit,
Brandon.
1760
01:24:40,607 --> 01:24:43,107
- Uh-huh.
- I have words, they need saying.
1761
01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:46,973
As a matter of fact,
everybody in here
1762
01:24:46,975 --> 01:24:49,973
needs a big, steaming mug
of hot tea.
1763
01:24:49,975 --> 01:24:52,973
Oh, or maybe everybody just
sticks with water, you know...
1764
01:24:52,975 --> 01:24:55,839
No. No, no, no. How about you go get
that vodka cran like I said, baby.
1765
01:24:55,841 --> 01:24:58,074
- Uh-huh.
- Trusty assistant. Go.
1766
01:24:58,409 --> 01:24:59,439
Hm.
1767
01:24:59,441 --> 01:25:00,906
And Christ said,
1768
01:25:00,908 --> 01:25:02,572
"A man shall leave
his mother and father
1769
01:25:02,574 --> 01:25:04,275
and cleave to his wife,
1770
01:25:05,008 --> 01:25:06,907
so that they are
no more twain..."
1771
01:25:06,909 --> 01:25:09,874
Check out that tasty
Oreo bridesmaid sandwich.
1772
01:25:09,876 --> 01:25:12,273
I can't believe how long
this Viagra's lasting!
1773
01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:14,506
Can't believe I'm
missing the game for this shit.
1774
01:25:14,508 --> 01:25:15,774
Did I leave my keys on my desk?
1775
01:25:15,776 --> 01:25:17,407
♪ Cotton-eyed Joe ♪
1776
01:25:17,409 --> 01:25:19,408
♪ I'd been married
A long time ago ♪
1777
01:25:19,410 --> 01:25:21,206
♪ Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ♪
1778
01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:23,206
Oh, man. This suit's
giving me a swamp ass.
1779
01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:25,374
I love the word
"Toledo." To-le-do.
1780
01:25:25,376 --> 01:25:27,141
Can't believe I said "I
love you" to the delivery guy.
1781
01:25:27,143 --> 01:25:29,041
Look at Gabby's tits
just hanging out.
1782
01:25:29,043 --> 01:25:31,341
Haven't tapped that
since Mari was in Boston.
1783
01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:33,141
Might need to get that again
soon though.
1784
01:25:33,143 --> 01:25:34,573
Ladies and gentlemen,
the bride and groom
1785
01:25:34,575 --> 01:25:36,207
have written their own vows.
1786
01:25:36,209 --> 01:25:37,609
- James?
- Yes, sir.
1787
01:25:38,343 --> 01:25:41,007
When I met you on that
sun-dappled June afternoon
1788
01:25:41,009 --> 01:25:42,741
- at the Waffle House...
- He said, "dappled".
1789
01:25:42,743 --> 01:25:44,541
...and you put
that whole bottle of hot sauce
1790
01:25:44,543 --> 01:25:45,576
on your two-piece...
1791
01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:48,574
I knew right then there'd
never be another woman for me.
1792
01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:50,574
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
1793
01:25:50,576 --> 01:25:53,608
- I'm so, so sorry.
- What the hell?
1794
01:25:53,610 --> 01:25:56,142
I... have something I gotta say.
1795
01:25:56,144 --> 01:25:57,508
What are you doing?
1796
01:25:57,510 --> 01:26:00,576
Girl, I am letting the spirit
move me.
1797
01:26:00,844 --> 01:26:01,744
Huh?
1798
01:26:03,411 --> 01:26:04,778
I...
1799
01:26:06,177 --> 01:26:07,744
I've been given a gift.
1800
01:26:08,144 --> 01:26:09,642
Possibly by God.
1801
01:26:09,644 --> 01:26:11,742
Possibly by a low-rent,
1802
01:26:11,744 --> 01:26:14,178
hair-styling,
weed-dealing psychic. But...
1803
01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:17,345
I can hear men's thoughts.
1804
01:26:18,778 --> 01:26:20,509
Ali, why don't you just come
1805
01:26:20,511 --> 01:26:21,877
sit down here with me
for a minute?
1806
01:26:21,879 --> 01:26:23,178
Uh, Brandon, back up.
1807
01:26:23,577 --> 01:26:24,477
Back up.
1808
01:26:24,779 --> 01:26:26,376
I'm just saying,
as your friend...
1809
01:26:26,378 --> 01:26:28,943
You... are not my friend.
1810
01:26:28,945 --> 01:26:31,412
You are my assistant, though.
1811
01:26:31,712 --> 01:26:33,576
And right now
you're not assisting me,
1812
01:26:33,578 --> 01:26:36,277
you're interrupting my message!
1813
01:26:36,279 --> 01:26:39,144
So I need you to sit down
and shut the fuck up!
1814
01:26:40,478 --> 01:26:41,612
Hallelujah.
1815
01:26:44,212 --> 01:26:45,445
You're on your own.
1816
01:26:46,246 --> 01:26:47,244
Excuse me.
1817
01:26:47,246 --> 01:26:48,313
Thank... Thank you.
1818
01:26:48,813 --> 01:26:50,780
- Thank you for sharing that with us.
- And...
1819
01:26:51,746 --> 01:26:53,346
because of my gift,
1820
01:26:53,912 --> 01:26:57,811
James, I know you are not worthy
of my friend, Mari.
1821
01:26:57,813 --> 01:26:59,277
What are you talking about?
1822
01:26:59,279 --> 01:27:01,345
And you need to know,
before you jump the broom,
1823
01:27:01,347 --> 01:27:04,211
that he slept with your
cousin Gabby last May.
1824
01:27:05,513 --> 01:27:07,477
- What?
- While you were in Boston, girl.
1825
01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:10,045
That... That never happened.
That never, never happened.
1826
01:27:10,047 --> 01:27:13,011
I am so sorry, Mari.
He said you were on a break.
1827
01:27:15,414 --> 01:27:16,714
Is this true?
1828
01:27:17,213 --> 01:27:18,380
Everybody lying right now.
1829
01:27:18,847 --> 01:27:22,415
- Mari!
- Whoo! He deserved that! Amen!
1830
01:27:22,681 --> 01:27:24,445
- Bring it over here.
- Oh! Baby, hold on.
1831
01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:27,346
Ali, cut it out.
This is not the time or the place.
1832
01:27:27,348 --> 01:27:31,645
Well, Ciarra, you have problems
in your own house.
1833
01:27:31,647 --> 01:27:34,415
Don't throw no stones,
living in a glass house.
1834
01:27:34,714 --> 01:27:38,512
Excuse me? My house is fine.
In fact, it's locked down.
1835
01:27:38,514 --> 01:27:41,512
Okay? I think
you're just a little jealous
1836
01:27:41,514 --> 01:27:43,379
because we're all married.
1837
01:27:43,381 --> 01:27:45,012
I have always felt that way.
1838
01:27:45,014 --> 01:27:48,048
- Are you ser... Really?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1839
01:27:48,715 --> 01:27:50,414
So look at yourself.
1840
01:27:50,416 --> 01:27:53,149
Well, your husband has been
getting his thing sucked,
1841
01:27:53,382 --> 01:27:56,414
on the down-low, by his golf buddy Louis.
1842
01:27:56,416 --> 01:27:58,013
I have always felt that way.
1843
01:27:58,015 --> 01:27:59,613
- He what?
- You've lost your mind.
1844
01:27:59,615 --> 01:28:00,949
I would never.
That's disgusting!
1845
01:28:01,282 --> 01:28:03,846
It wasn't when you were
sucking on my dick!
1846
01:28:03,848 --> 01:28:05,714
Oh, Lord, not in the church!
1847
01:28:05,716 --> 01:28:07,180
Hallelujah! A testimony!
1848
01:28:07,182 --> 01:28:09,480
You kissed me
with dick on your lips?
1849
01:28:09,482 --> 01:28:10,683
- Oh, hell, no!
- Whoo!
1850
01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:18,616
That's my brother.
Hold Terence.
1851
01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:19,949
Oh, no!
1852
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:22,981
- Oh, yeah!
- Everyone...
1853
01:28:22,983 --> 01:28:24,381
Don't you take that! Don't you...
1854
01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:25,580
Oh, yeah!
1855
01:28:25,582 --> 01:28:27,181
- Oh, really?
- My hair!
1856
01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:34,083
- Eat it! Eat the wig!
- Just grow up.
1857
01:28:35,849 --> 01:28:37,148
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1858
01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,050
Bitch!
1859
01:28:40,116 --> 01:28:41,184
Stay back!
1860
01:28:43,950 --> 01:28:45,084
Oh, oh.
1861
01:28:48,817 --> 01:28:51,784
Well, hello. Welcome back.
1862
01:28:53,784 --> 01:28:54,951
I'd just like to say...
1863
01:28:55,817 --> 01:28:58,782
since your last visit,
I went to detox
1864
01:28:58,784 --> 01:29:00,718
and I got my life back on track.
1865
01:29:01,017 --> 01:29:02,151
So, thank you.
1866
01:29:07,118 --> 01:29:08,017
That's it?
1867
01:29:08,751 --> 01:29:10,018
That's what?
1868
01:29:11,817 --> 01:29:13,152
I don't hear anything.
1869
01:29:14,285 --> 01:29:15,352
No sound?
1870
01:29:15,818 --> 01:29:18,551
- No sound?
- No, no, no, I hear that. I just...
1871
01:29:20,085 --> 01:29:22,252
I... I don't hear
your inner thoughts.
1872
01:29:22,851 --> 01:29:24,851
That's a good thing, trust me.
1873
01:29:27,619 --> 01:29:29,983
Okay, so, um, great,
I guess I can go.
1874
01:29:29,985 --> 01:29:32,386
- Ah, well...
- Where my peeps at?
1875
01:29:32,918 --> 01:29:34,783
Ali, you can leave anytime,
1876
01:29:34,785 --> 01:29:37,552
but, um,
there's no one here for you.
1877
01:29:39,886 --> 01:29:41,086
Oh.
1878
01:29:44,986 --> 01:29:46,850
Guess I'll get myself home.
1879
01:30:01,154 --> 01:30:02,985
- So let's just stay in...
- You hear me?
1880
01:30:02,987 --> 01:30:04,918
- ...your lane.
- You got you.
1881
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,985
About what, how you used
my son, my child, as a prop?
1882
01:30:07,987 --> 01:30:09,818
We share a little bit.
Can you share?
1883
01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:11,619
I believe
you are a good person.
1884
01:30:11,621 --> 01:30:13,319
It's not like you have
a lot of friends here.
1885
01:30:13,321 --> 01:30:14,954
Work hard,
play hard, right?
1886
01:30:15,187 --> 01:30:16,652
Constantly
throwing the first punch,
1887
01:30:16,654 --> 01:30:18,253
and you got you and no one else.
1888
01:30:18,255 --> 01:30:20,487
That bartender
get back to you yet?
1889
01:30:22,454 --> 01:30:23,820
No.
1890
01:30:24,654 --> 01:30:27,888
And I don't blame him,
the shit I pulled.
1891
01:30:29,388 --> 01:30:31,988
I just wanted to win, you know?
1892
01:30:33,355 --> 01:30:35,088
I let it get away from me.
1893
01:30:35,655 --> 01:30:38,988
No, no, no. That's on me.
1894
01:30:41,289 --> 01:30:45,156
When your mom took off,
I didn't trust anyone.
1895
01:30:46,423 --> 01:30:49,854
And... I put that all on you.
1896
01:30:51,588 --> 01:30:53,089
I'm sorry if I...
1897
01:30:53,989 --> 01:30:55,853
taught you some wrong lessons.
1898
01:30:55,855 --> 01:31:00,156
I wanted you to toughen up,
because I was so scared.
1899
01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:03,722
I didn't want you
to be scared, too.
1900
01:31:04,523 --> 01:31:05,623
Dad...
1901
01:31:06,156 --> 01:31:07,822
you did an amazing job.
1902
01:31:08,456 --> 01:31:10,822
An excellent job.
1903
01:31:12,290 --> 01:31:15,390
No. This is all on me, okay?
1904
01:31:15,755 --> 01:31:17,456
I messed everything up.
1905
01:31:17,756 --> 01:31:20,723
And now I got to put my
big-girl drawers on and fix it.
1906
01:31:24,090 --> 01:31:27,890
You know, there's things
that we probably need to learn.
1907
01:31:28,325 --> 01:31:30,490
When to lower our fist.
1908
01:31:30,756 --> 01:31:33,358
There's so many
beautiful things that...
1909
01:31:34,058 --> 01:31:36,856
we don't see
because our hands are...
1910
01:31:37,656 --> 01:31:39,656
in front of our face.
1911
01:31:45,591 --> 01:31:46,791
Thanks, Dad.
1912
01:31:49,191 --> 01:31:51,991
You're the best.
1913
01:31:56,458 --> 01:31:59,190
You know, I don't really need
to check with Ali on that one.
1914
01:31:59,192 --> 01:32:02,822
Serena Williams is not gonna do
local TV ads for a mattress store.
1915
01:32:02,824 --> 01:32:04,892
But thank you
for your interests.
1916
01:32:07,092 --> 01:32:08,092
You're here.
1917
01:32:08,758 --> 01:32:11,390
Yeah. Danny said it would
be better to look for work
1918
01:32:11,392 --> 01:32:12,589
while I still have a job.
1919
01:32:12,591 --> 01:32:14,023
So, I'm looking for work.
1920
01:32:14,025 --> 01:32:15,957
Which I'm sure
you already heard.
1921
01:32:15,959 --> 01:32:18,559
I don't have the power
anymore.
1922
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:21,160
I can't hear men's voices.
1923
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:26,625
So, I just told you all of that
for no reason.
1924
01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:29,658
Wow, I just cannot win.
1925
01:32:30,026 --> 01:32:32,960
Hey! Still the best part
of my day.
1926
01:32:38,759 --> 01:32:40,124
Wait, are you two...
1927
01:32:40,126 --> 01:32:41,691
Playing
fantasy football together?
1928
01:32:41,693 --> 01:32:42,793
Yes, we are.
1929
01:32:44,394 --> 01:32:46,793
That's great.
1930
01:32:50,027 --> 01:32:52,194
Can I talk to you
in my office?
1931
01:32:53,961 --> 01:32:55,027
Please?
1932
01:32:55,659 --> 01:32:57,161
Have a seat.
1933
01:33:01,194 --> 01:33:02,727
Listen, Brandon.
1934
01:33:03,361 --> 01:33:04,959
I'm sorry about that bullshit
1935
01:33:04,961 --> 01:33:08,228
about you not being cut out
to be an agent.
1936
01:33:09,162 --> 01:33:11,725
I would've told you anything
to keep you on my desk,
1937
01:33:11,727 --> 01:33:13,162
because I needed you.
1938
01:33:16,028 --> 01:33:18,795
And you're a better friend
than I deserve.
1939
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:25,459
You... That's...
You're apologizing.
1940
01:33:25,461 --> 01:33:26,661
Yes.
1941
01:33:27,329 --> 01:33:28,995
- To me.
- Mm-hmm.
1942
01:33:29,462 --> 01:33:30,561
Wow.
1943
01:33:31,430 --> 01:33:32,995
I did not see that coming.
1944
01:33:33,962 --> 01:33:37,626
It's not a promotion or a raise,
but it is definitely something.
1945
01:33:37,628 --> 01:33:39,996
Okay, well,
you get a raise effective today.
1946
01:33:40,363 --> 01:33:43,294
And will until you find
something better.
1947
01:33:43,296 --> 01:33:45,263
And a promotion, TBD.
1948
01:33:46,196 --> 01:33:48,729
I don't even know
if I still work here.
1949
01:33:49,163 --> 01:33:50,229
Have you heard anything?
1950
01:33:53,196 --> 01:33:54,662
Well, thank you.
1951
01:33:59,829 --> 01:34:03,762
Oh, God, I just wish
I had gotten out of my own head
1952
01:34:04,431 --> 01:34:08,863
and gotten to know Jamal
instead of try to sell him.
1953
01:34:09,364 --> 01:34:12,030
I just wish I'd listened to him.
1954
01:34:32,365 --> 01:34:35,596
All right, you have got to
be psychic or something.
1955
01:34:36,332 --> 01:34:37,494
What you got over there?
1956
01:34:37,496 --> 01:34:39,462
Um, just a little Chinese food
1957
01:34:39,464 --> 01:34:41,231
to celebrate your success.
1958
01:34:42,165 --> 01:34:44,264
Well, I guess I'll be
eating a lot of it then.
1959
01:34:44,266 --> 01:34:45,531
You happy?
1960
01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:48,199
What do you think?
1961
01:34:51,399 --> 01:34:52,698
Let me see that.
1962
01:34:54,531 --> 01:34:55,797
I don't know.
1963
01:34:55,799 --> 01:34:57,765
I'm not even gonna pretend
to know.
1964
01:34:59,999 --> 01:35:02,064
- Whoo-hoo!
- Okay. Look at you.
1965
01:35:02,066 --> 01:35:05,064
What can I say?
My dad wanted a boy.
1966
01:35:05,066 --> 01:35:07,598
Yeah, well, you don't even
have to tell me about dads.
1967
01:35:07,832 --> 01:35:09,832
You know, mine is, uh, unique.
1968
01:35:10,132 --> 01:35:11,498
That is very true.
1969
01:35:18,233 --> 01:35:20,699
Dad took me out to this court
when I was five.
1970
01:35:21,766 --> 01:35:25,700
And he would not let me leave
until I sank three in a row.
1971
01:35:26,167 --> 01:35:27,267
And it got us here.
1972
01:35:27,666 --> 01:35:28,864
I know it sounds corny,
1973
01:35:28,866 --> 01:35:30,531
but I want to win
a championship
1974
01:35:30,533 --> 01:35:32,067
and celebrate here.
1975
01:35:32,633 --> 01:35:34,234
With the people I grew up with.
1976
01:35:35,335 --> 01:35:36,333
That's my dream.
1977
01:35:36,335 --> 01:35:37,599
I get it.
1978
01:35:41,367 --> 01:35:42,633
Give me that.
1979
01:35:43,834 --> 01:35:45,765
You're gonna have a lot
of people coming at you
1980
01:35:45,767 --> 01:35:47,932
with all sorts of advice
from here on out.
1981
01:35:47,934 --> 01:35:49,531
- You know that, right?
- Right.
1982
01:35:49,533 --> 01:35:51,134
But you're the one
I should listen to, right?
1983
01:35:53,301 --> 01:35:56,301
No. The only person
you should listen to is you.
1984
01:35:57,336 --> 01:36:00,567
Because you're the only person
who knows what you really want.
1985
01:36:01,202 --> 01:36:04,069
Forget your head.
What's in your heart?
1986
01:36:09,435 --> 01:36:11,768
Just fuck him. I'm done.
1987
01:36:12,235 --> 01:36:16,033
I always sensed that he was
a skeezy motherfucker.
1988
01:36:16,035 --> 01:36:17,733
But you know what?
I was on that marriage train
1989
01:36:17,735 --> 01:36:19,167
and I didn't want to get off.
1990
01:36:19,169 --> 01:36:20,599
Just fucking stupid.
1991
01:36:20,601 --> 01:36:23,566
When that woman
leaped onto the stage
1992
01:36:23,568 --> 01:36:25,270
and ripped out your hair...
1993
01:36:26,069 --> 01:36:28,367
I almost put down my phone
and said something.
1994
01:36:28,369 --> 01:36:31,835
- How is that helping us?
- Not... Oh, twelve o'clock.
1995
01:36:32,303 --> 01:36:33,466
Hi.
1996
01:36:33,468 --> 01:36:37,036
- No. No.
- No. No. No.
1997
01:36:37,369 --> 01:36:39,234
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
1998
01:36:39,236 --> 01:36:41,136
Let them grieve.
1999
01:36:42,203 --> 01:36:46,500
You know, by the grace of God,
my marriage is still intact.
2000
01:36:46,502 --> 01:36:48,168
It was stronger than theirs
to begin with.
2001
01:36:48,170 --> 01:36:50,968
But it is still intact,
because my husband wasn't there.
2002
01:36:50,970 --> 01:36:52,634
- What the fuck?
- All right?
2003
01:36:52,636 --> 01:36:54,335
But I am devastated
for the two of them.
2004
01:36:54,337 --> 01:36:55,667
Devastated.
2005
01:36:55,669 --> 01:36:57,971
- You ruined their lives!
- Um, look, I'm...
2006
01:36:59,904 --> 01:37:02,467
I know you guys probably hate me
for what I pulled.
2007
01:37:02,469 --> 01:37:04,870
I am so sorry, okay?
2008
01:37:05,204 --> 01:37:07,303
I really want
to make it up to you.
2009
01:37:07,804 --> 01:37:11,037
Look, I did what I did
because I love you, okay?
2010
01:37:11,570 --> 01:37:13,236
Not because I'm jealous.
2011
01:37:13,238 --> 01:37:14,835
I want what's best
for all of you,
2012
01:37:14,837 --> 01:37:16,935
and I'm not gonna let you
marry a skeezer
2013
01:37:16,937 --> 01:37:18,501
and I'm not gonna stand by
and not tell you
2014
01:37:18,503 --> 01:37:19,970
about your down-low husband.
2015
01:37:19,972 --> 01:37:21,936
I'm sorry.
I'm a friend, not an enabler.
2016
01:37:21,938 --> 01:37:25,402
That was some freaky-ass shit
you pulled.
2017
01:37:25,404 --> 01:37:27,404
You could hear men's thoughts.
2018
01:37:27,871 --> 01:37:29,803
And you didn't tell us,
your girls?
2019
01:37:29,805 --> 01:37:32,036
- Yeah, what the fuck?
- We should've been the first to know.
2020
01:37:32,038 --> 01:37:33,669
We could've helped you out!
2021
01:37:33,671 --> 01:37:35,138
- That's good information.
- Look...
2022
01:37:35,604 --> 01:37:37,502
I know I've been
a shitty friend.
2023
01:37:37,504 --> 01:37:38,803
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
2024
01:37:38,805 --> 01:37:40,171
- Very shitty.
- Terrible.
2025
01:37:40,173 --> 01:37:41,469
Very shitty friend.
2026
01:37:41,471 --> 01:37:43,337
And that is Jesus
speaking through me.
2027
01:37:43,339 --> 01:37:45,870
I mean, like skid-mark-in-the-drawers
shitty-ass friend.
2028
01:37:45,872 --> 01:37:49,137
I'm about to write poetry about
it, just to express my rage.
2029
01:37:49,139 --> 01:37:51,437
- Well, that's a good thing.
- Boo-Boo Shitty Kitty.
2030
01:37:51,439 --> 01:37:53,804
- Shit on top of shit.
- One star on Yelp.
2031
01:37:53,806 --> 01:37:56,204
- Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Ali.
- "Knock, knock."
2032
01:37:56,206 --> 01:37:57,603
- "Who's there?" "Ali, and I'm shitty."
- The shitty friend.
2033
01:37:57,605 --> 01:37:58,937
Yeah, the shitty friend.
2034
01:37:58,939 --> 01:38:00,872
Okay.
All right, I deserve that.
2035
01:38:01,106 --> 01:38:02,672
I deserve it all.
2036
01:38:03,174 --> 01:38:05,704
But I want to make that up
to you too, okay?
2037
01:38:05,706 --> 01:38:10,107
I promise
to prioritize my life better.
2038
01:38:10,306 --> 01:38:13,838
You mean more to me,
and I should treat you as such.
2039
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:17,707
Because I really do love you
and I need you in my life, okay?
2040
01:38:23,873 --> 01:38:27,606
All right.
Margarita Mondays on me. Shit.
2041
01:38:28,841 --> 01:38:29,973
Forever?
2042
01:38:31,675 --> 01:38:32,971
Mm-hmm.
2043
01:38:32,973 --> 01:38:34,738
- I'm about to get fired.
- I don't care.
2044
01:38:34,740 --> 01:38:37,004
I say if she wants
to pay for Margarita Mondays,
2045
01:38:37,006 --> 01:38:38,506
let's let her do it.
2046
01:38:38,508 --> 01:38:40,206
That's my cheat day
and you're gonna pay.
2047
01:38:40,208 --> 01:38:41,573
- Okay.
- You will pay.
2048
01:38:41,575 --> 01:38:43,172
- Thank you.
- Okay, let's toast.
2049
01:38:43,174 --> 01:38:44,906
- We need to make a toast.
- Give it to her!
2050
01:38:44,908 --> 01:38:46,539
We need to make a toast, come on.
2051
01:38:46,541 --> 01:38:48,039
We'll toast, we'll toast.
We'll get some more.
2052
01:38:48,041 --> 01:38:50,942
To my three best friends.
2053
01:38:51,274 --> 01:38:52,473
- Yes!
- Cheers!
2054
01:38:56,942 --> 01:39:00,039
This is the 2018 NBA Draft,
2055
01:39:00,041 --> 01:39:04,342
and commissioner Adam Silver is
about to step to the microphone.
2056
01:39:09,943 --> 01:39:12,709
Good evening,
and welcome to the NBA Draft.
2057
01:39:13,142 --> 01:39:17,008
These young men here tonight
represent the future of our sport.
2058
01:39:17,409 --> 01:39:21,140
With the first pick
in the 2018 NBA Draft,
2059
01:39:21,142 --> 01:39:22,676
the Atlanta Hawks select...
2060
01:39:23,709 --> 01:39:27,642
Jamal Barry from Georgia Tech.
2061
01:39:29,843 --> 01:39:32,742
- Thanks for making this happen.
- So proud of you.
2062
01:39:55,044 --> 01:39:56,643
Hey, hey, there she is!
2063
01:39:56,911 --> 01:39:59,175
The worst thing to happen
to US-China relations
2064
01:39:59,177 --> 01:40:01,909
since Richard Nixon
shot and ate a panda.
2065
01:40:03,377 --> 01:40:07,110
Joe, I really want you
on my team, okay?
2066
01:40:07,811 --> 01:40:09,410
How about we work together
2067
01:40:09,412 --> 01:40:13,142
to make sure Jamal
has an amazing career.
2068
01:40:13,144 --> 01:40:14,345
How about that?
2069
01:40:16,545 --> 01:40:18,609
- I like you.
- Thanks.
2070
01:40:18,611 --> 01:40:22,210
- See Jamal? That's my dude.
- Mm-hmm.
2071
01:40:22,212 --> 01:40:23,644
And you know dudes.
2072
01:40:25,212 --> 01:40:28,045
Well, that's the first time
I've heard that.
2073
01:40:32,145 --> 01:40:34,612
Well, first order of business.
2074
01:40:35,078 --> 01:40:38,612
I guess we can all see that
Ethan has rejoined the team.
2075
01:40:38,946 --> 01:40:41,777
And we have dropped our lawsuit
accordingly.
2076
01:40:41,779 --> 01:40:43,877
Listen, guys,
that unfortunate China incident
2077
01:40:43,879 --> 01:40:48,112
was brought on, if you can believe
it, by clear braces. Uh...
2078
01:40:48,645 --> 01:40:53,177
Excessive salivation led to
dehydration, exhaustion, and stress.
2079
01:40:53,179 --> 01:40:55,144
- You know.
- But I'm great now.
2080
01:40:55,146 --> 01:40:56,512
Happy to be back.
2081
01:40:56,514 --> 01:40:58,244
Ethan's no longer a partner.
2082
01:40:58,246 --> 01:41:00,746
And he'll be subject
to a yearly probationary review.
2083
01:41:01,947 --> 01:41:03,314
Now, with that being said,
2084
01:41:03,580 --> 01:41:06,979
seems like we have
a partner slot that has opened.
2085
01:41:07,947 --> 01:41:10,380
Or shall I say... "had."
2086
01:41:13,013 --> 01:41:15,580
I think we all know
what this is.
2087
01:41:16,113 --> 01:41:18,914
And I think we all know
who deserves it.
2088
01:41:19,681 --> 01:41:21,581
Let's give it up
for our newest partner:
2089
01:41:21,948 --> 01:41:23,312
Ali Davis.
2090
01:41:43,114 --> 01:41:45,682
Wow. Thanks. Thanks.
2091
01:41:46,148 --> 01:41:48,081
Thanks so much, Nick.
2092
01:41:51,048 --> 01:41:53,513
For so many years,
all I ever wanted
2093
01:41:53,515 --> 01:41:56,849
was to be a part
of this boys club.
2094
01:41:57,182 --> 01:41:58,548
It's all I ever wanted.
2095
01:42:04,149 --> 01:42:05,548
And...
2096
01:42:07,683 --> 01:42:11,716
I don't want to be
a part of your club anymore.
2097
01:42:14,049 --> 01:42:17,616
No, from now on, my self-worth
2098
01:42:18,250 --> 01:42:21,716
is not going to come
from a man's approval.
2099
01:42:24,383 --> 01:42:25,383
No.
2100
01:42:26,884 --> 01:42:29,481
I am going to compete and win
2101
01:42:29,483 --> 01:42:32,116
on my own terms, not yours.
2102
01:42:32,517 --> 01:42:36,114
So, I'm opening my own agency.
2103
01:42:38,351 --> 01:42:39,949
I'm sorry,
what's happening here?
2104
01:42:39,951 --> 01:42:41,815
Oh, calm down, Nick.
Have a Fiji.
2105
01:42:41,817 --> 01:42:44,049
I will come after
your clients hard!
2106
01:42:44,051 --> 01:42:45,382
Calm your nuts!
2107
01:42:45,384 --> 01:42:47,715
Look, you do very well
in your lane, Nick.
2108
01:42:47,717 --> 01:42:49,049
So, stay in it.
2109
01:42:49,051 --> 01:42:52,682
Oh, and, uh,
my partner is going to be...
2110
01:42:52,684 --> 01:42:53,584
Uh!
2111
01:42:55,284 --> 01:42:58,450
What? Wait, bro. No way!
2112
01:42:59,117 --> 01:43:00,449
I'm with her.
2113
01:43:00,451 --> 01:43:03,249
Okay, so on that note,
we're out.
2114
01:43:03,251 --> 01:43:06,350
Um, and we would like
to wish you the best
2115
01:43:06,352 --> 01:43:08,283
in all of your future endeavors,
2116
01:43:08,285 --> 01:43:09,818
i.e., go fuck yourself.
2117
01:43:10,052 --> 01:43:11,917
And kiss my black ass.
2118
01:43:11,919 --> 01:43:12,983
Let's go.
2119
01:43:12,985 --> 01:43:14,085
Hey, Nick.
2120
01:43:16,518 --> 01:43:18,350
Oh, there's one more box
at the front desk.
2121
01:43:18,352 --> 01:43:19,686
I'm gonna go grab it.
2122
01:43:20,185 --> 01:43:21,319
Okay.
2123
01:43:23,452 --> 01:43:26,320
The two of you are so cute
together, it's sickening.
2124
01:43:27,018 --> 01:43:29,016
Well, it's all thanks to you.
2125
01:43:29,018 --> 01:43:32,052
And I guess a little bit thanks
to that weird Sister lady.
2126
01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:34,884
Okay. Uh, so, all I need to
know now is where you'd like me
2127
01:43:34,886 --> 01:43:37,117
to make a reservation
for you and the other agents
2128
01:43:37,119 --> 01:43:38,218
to celebrate the new firm.
2129
01:43:38,220 --> 01:43:39,684
I took care of that.
2130
01:43:39,686 --> 01:43:41,351
I made reservations
for three at Pricci at 8:00.
2131
01:43:41,353 --> 01:43:43,284
- You made a reservation?
- Mm-hmm.
2132
01:43:43,286 --> 01:43:45,419
So, you, Kevin,
who's the third?
2133
01:43:45,787 --> 01:43:46,785
Oh, um...
2134
01:43:46,787 --> 01:43:47,986
Our new agent.
2135
01:43:48,353 --> 01:43:50,320
Um, you actually know this guy.
2136
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:53,221
He's cute, he's short,
about your height, wears your glasses.
2137
01:43:53,620 --> 01:43:56,687
Yeah, he's gonna make
one hell of an agent.
2138
01:43:57,420 --> 01:43:59,720
I'm gonna be a...
You're making me a...
2139
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:03,018
I'm just gonna take a second
and try to read your mind
2140
01:44:03,020 --> 01:44:04,485
and see if you're
fucking with me,
2141
01:44:04,487 --> 01:44:06,154
which would be
unbelievably cruel. But...
2142
01:44:06,487 --> 01:44:08,351
I think you're being serious.
Is this for real?
2143
01:44:08,353 --> 01:44:10,087
Yes, and it's long overdue.
2144
01:44:11,386 --> 01:44:13,285
Permission to pick you up
and spin you around?
2145
01:44:13,287 --> 01:44:15,185
I think I'm gonna regret this,
but okay.
2146
01:44:15,187 --> 01:44:17,219
Ah! Thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you!
2147
01:44:17,221 --> 01:44:19,188
Okay, wait a minute!
Hold on! Put me down.
2148
01:44:19,688 --> 01:44:20,921
Listen, listen, listen.
2149
01:44:21,354 --> 01:44:24,119
- Agents don't speak in that high tone.
- Hey!
2150
01:44:24,121 --> 01:44:26,088
Hey, what'd I miss?
What happened?
2151
01:44:26,554 --> 01:44:28,588
- Ali's making me an agent.
- Yeah.
2152
01:44:29,354 --> 01:44:30,689
That's so hot, bro.
2153
01:44:31,322 --> 01:44:32,854
- Stop!
- Oh!
2154
01:44:34,121 --> 01:44:37,088
Oh, my God. Congrats.
2155
01:44:40,922 --> 01:44:42,322
Yeah, that's what's up.
2156
01:44:43,155 --> 01:44:44,889
- Yeah.
- Feel me. That's what's up, man.
2157
01:44:45,089 --> 01:44:45,988
Dope!
2158
01:44:46,355 --> 01:44:48,087
Ooh, yes! Damn.
2159
01:44:48,089 --> 01:44:49,388
That's what's up.
2160
01:44:51,189 --> 01:44:52,955
All right,
who wants more cupcakes?
2161
01:44:52,957 --> 01:44:54,420
Me! Me! Me!
2162
01:44:54,422 --> 01:44:56,623
Wait, wait, wait. One at a time.
2163
01:44:57,823 --> 01:45:00,223
Um, uh... Bridget, would you...
2164
01:45:02,256 --> 01:45:04,354
Birthday cake delivery
for Ben.
2165
01:45:04,356 --> 01:45:07,087
- Ali, you remembered.
- Yes.
2166
01:45:07,089 --> 01:45:09,721
- That's a sports Turbo S.
- It is.
2167
01:45:09,723 --> 01:45:12,754
Maybe you can take a ride
in a real one someday.
2168
01:45:12,756 --> 01:45:14,990
Uh, Shonda,
would you mind taking the...
2169
01:45:15,823 --> 01:45:18,356
- Good to see you.
- Come with me, Ben.
2170
01:45:21,624 --> 01:45:23,624
Come on, kids.
Cake outside.
2171
01:45:24,190 --> 01:45:25,423
Can we talk?
2172
01:45:30,424 --> 01:45:32,489
I'm so sorry to show up
unannounced like this,
2173
01:45:32,491 --> 01:45:35,622
but I promised Ben
a birthday cake
2174
01:45:35,624 --> 01:45:37,991
and I wanted to honor
that promise.
2175
01:45:42,892 --> 01:45:44,491
And now I'll go.
2176
01:45:46,024 --> 01:45:47,091
Thank you.
2177
01:45:48,024 --> 01:45:52,091
But you do know that one grand
gesture doesn't just rewrite history.
2178
01:45:56,291 --> 01:45:58,159
Will, that night I met you...
2179
01:45:59,258 --> 01:46:02,323
I was afraid
that everything that I wanted
2180
01:46:02,325 --> 01:46:04,192
was being taken from me.
2181
01:46:06,159 --> 01:46:07,425
I've been there.
2182
01:46:08,558 --> 01:46:12,258
I was angry, and I disrespected
you, and that was wrong.
2183
01:46:14,325 --> 01:46:16,025
You see, I never...
2184
01:46:16,325 --> 01:46:19,223
considered what a man wants
or how he feels,
2185
01:46:19,225 --> 01:46:20,893
just as long as I won.
2186
01:46:21,459 --> 01:46:23,193
But what I've learned is that...
2187
01:46:23,626 --> 01:46:27,326
winning really doesn't matter
if you're a horrible person.
2188
01:46:28,126 --> 01:46:29,626
And you taught me that.
2189
01:46:30,559 --> 01:46:33,292
And I want to thank you
from the bottom of my heart.
2190
01:46:36,093 --> 01:46:37,326
Cool.
2191
01:46:38,694 --> 01:46:42,293
- Cool.
- Look, I know a lot has changed,
2192
01:46:42,527 --> 01:46:43,427
and so fast,
2193
01:46:44,026 --> 01:46:47,625
but, um...
I would really like a second chance.
2194
01:46:47,627 --> 01:46:49,994
And I understand if you say no.
2195
01:46:53,627 --> 01:46:56,391
- It's your third chance.
- Third? Oh, third.
2196
01:46:56,393 --> 01:46:58,191
It's... it's your third chance.
2197
01:46:58,193 --> 01:47:02,025
Shit, third.
Okay, well...
2198
01:47:02,027 --> 01:47:04,193
I like to believe
three's a charm.
2199
01:47:04,928 --> 01:47:06,761
But I totally respect...
2200
01:47:08,094 --> 01:47:09,761
- your decision.
- I, uh...
2201
01:47:18,929 --> 01:47:20,126
Okay. Okay.
2202
01:47:20,128 --> 01:47:21,796
But on one condition.
2203
01:47:22,361 --> 01:47:24,359
Look, I need to know
everything you're thinking.
2204
01:47:24,361 --> 01:47:25,927
- Everything. The truth.
- Oh!
2205
01:47:25,929 --> 01:47:27,428
No matter how hard.
2206
01:47:29,562 --> 01:47:30,462
Negotiation.
2207
01:47:30,995 --> 01:47:33,227
That's something I promise you
I'm really good at.
2208
01:47:33,229 --> 01:47:35,562
Oh, don't you worry.
You ain't getting off easy.
2209
01:47:36,362 --> 01:47:37,929
Oh, you're not.
2210
01:47:38,329 --> 01:47:40,729
I'm taking Ben to the park after this.
Hang out.
2211
01:47:45,897 --> 01:47:48,928
When you were my age,
what did you want to be?
2212
01:47:48,930 --> 01:47:52,063
Mm, I wanted to be a boxer,
believe it or not.
2213
01:47:52,497 --> 01:47:54,996
Interesting.
2214
01:47:56,964 --> 01:47:58,428
Which do you like better,
2215
01:47:58,430 --> 01:48:01,196
Porsche Turbo S
or a used Subaru?
2216
01:48:01,396 --> 01:48:04,095
Uh, I would have to say
a Porsche.
2217
01:48:04,097 --> 01:48:07,294
- Well, at least until my lease is up.
- Uh-huh.
2218
01:48:07,296 --> 01:48:08,595
- Makes sense.
- Yeah.
2219
01:48:10,497 --> 01:48:12,963
So, what are you thinking
of calling your new agency?
2220
01:48:12,965 --> 01:48:16,127
I'm thinking
Davis Athletics Management.
2221
01:48:16,129 --> 01:48:19,095
You do know,
abbreviated, that's DAM.
2222
01:48:19,097 --> 01:48:20,798
Like D-A-M. DAM.
2223
01:48:21,064 --> 01:48:22,764
- That's right.
- So you do know.
2224
01:48:22,965 --> 01:48:25,729
When people call,
I want the receptionist to say,
2225
01:48:25,731 --> 01:48:27,331
"DAM. How can I help you?"
2226
01:48:27,631 --> 01:48:30,162
- Aw, shit.
- No, that's "Aw, DAM."
2227
01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:02,666
Hold this with me.
2228
01:49:02,900 --> 01:49:04,263
Someone else is here with us.
2229
01:49:04,265 --> 01:49:05,700
Who is it?
2230
01:49:05,933 --> 01:49:07,533
- Mari.
- Yeah?
2231
01:49:08,165 --> 01:49:09,564
Mari, it's me.
2232
01:49:09,566 --> 01:49:10,600
Who is it?
2233
01:49:10,867 --> 01:49:12,397
Why did you do this to me, Mari?
2234
01:49:12,399 --> 01:49:14,798
Why didn't you mind your own
fucking business, Mari?
2235
01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:17,998
You put me behind bars
and I killed myself, Mari!
2236
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,564
- Oh, shit.
- You're a fucking bitch, and I hate you!
2237
01:49:20,566 --> 01:49:22,666
Mm. Mm.
2238
01:49:22,968 --> 01:49:24,631
You're having some difficulties.
2239
01:49:24,633 --> 01:49:27,364
Don't beat me in the head
with that mystical bullshit.
2240
01:49:27,366 --> 01:49:30,331
You ain't no psychic.
I just came to buy some weed.
2241
01:49:30,333 --> 01:49:31,998
Well, why didn't you
say something?
2242
01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:34,532
- I thought you knew.
- Nigga, how much you need?
2243
01:49:34,534 --> 01:49:35,998
Before you start,
I just want to say
2244
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:37,834
I'm allergic to tea. So...
2245
01:49:38,032 --> 01:49:39,098
Ha.
2246
01:49:39,100 --> 01:49:41,499
Not TJ Maxx.
2247
01:49:41,501 --> 01:49:43,165
'Cause I've seen
that robe there.
2248
01:49:44,603 --> 01:49:49,603
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