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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,140 Can I ask you a question? 2 00:00:02,234 --> 00:00:05,156 Is this the worst night we've ever had? 3 00:00:05,227 --> 00:00:06,561 Well, I mean, it was cool that Chase 4 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:08,367 got to perform at the VMAs. 5 00:00:08,435 --> 00:00:13,539 Yeah. Too bad it ruined both of our goddamn lives. 6 00:00:13,606 --> 00:00:15,240 - [glass shatters] - Oh. 7 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:17,443 Wait, why'd you throw my beer? 8 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:20,913 Because I'm drinking mine. 9 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,948 10 00:00:23,016 --> 00:00:24,516 [string music build-up] _ 11 00:00:24,584 --> 00:00:28,654 Oh, my God, the VMAs. This is so glamorous. 12 00:00:28,722 --> 00:00:31,490 Oh, I wish your dad was here to see Chase's big night. 13 00:00:31,558 --> 00:00:33,559 Yeah, I know. Me too. 14 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:35,588 Oh, hi. Are you performing tonight too? 15 00:00:35,643 --> 00:00:37,026 Oh, no. I'm just the sound mixer. 16 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,130 Oh. Well, don't worry. 17 00:00:38,198 --> 00:00:40,499 I'm sure you'll be on the show someday. 18 00:00:40,567 --> 00:00:42,901 Um, Mom, how are you doing 19 00:00:42,969 --> 00:00:45,604 with Dad after all the plane stuff? 20 00:00:45,672 --> 00:00:47,339 Oh... well, I'm okay. 21 00:00:47,407 --> 00:00:49,742 Everyone's been very supportive. 22 00:00:49,809 --> 00:00:52,144 People keep telling me I'm an inspiration. 23 00:00:52,212 --> 00:00:53,946 Aw. Well, that's good. You are. 24 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,547 Now I'm not just the mother of three kids. 25 00:00:55,615 --> 00:00:56,815 I'm the mother of a movement. 26 00:00:56,883 --> 00:00:59,240 - Oh boy. - Where is Cary? 27 00:00:59,287 --> 00:01:01,987 - The show's already halfway over. - I don't know. 28 00:01:02,055 --> 00:01:03,722 I thought he was getting out of work at 10:00. 29 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:06,725 [classical music plays] 30 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:12,164 31 00:01:12,232 --> 00:01:15,968 Sorry. Just trying to help. Peas can be so tricky. 32 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,536 Hey, guys! 33 00:01:17,604 --> 00:01:19,338 Guess who we just met in the hallway. 34 00:01:19,406 --> 00:01:21,940 - Kelly Clarkson! - Oh, I love Kelly. 35 00:01:22,008 --> 00:01:24,877 You know, I lost my virginity to "Behind These Hazel Eyes." 36 00:01:24,944 --> 00:01:26,812 - Is that long enough ago? - Who... say what? 37 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,313 Oh, I forgot to give her my email. 38 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,715 Oh. Hey, Brooke. I'm glad you're back. 39 00:01:29,783 --> 00:01:31,350 I need your help to smear some mud 40 00:01:31,418 --> 00:01:33,185 all over... Chase's body. 41 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:34,553 [laughs] You can get his butt. 42 00:01:34,621 --> 00:01:35,988 - Ew. What? - Okay, fine. 43 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,356 - I'll get his butt. - No, I mean 44 00:01:37,424 --> 00:01:39,258 why are we smearing mud all over him? 45 00:01:39,325 --> 00:01:41,126 Well, you know how Chase is singing "Stink" tonight? 46 00:01:41,194 --> 00:01:43,095 Yeah, a simple, stripped-down version of "Stink." 47 00:01:43,163 --> 00:01:44,676 Yeah, well this morning I had a different idea. 48 00:01:44,723 --> 00:01:45,902 How about instead, 49 00:01:45,942 --> 00:01:47,440 the whole performance is pig-themed 50 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,568 and Chase is dressed like a stinky little piggy? 51 00:01:49,636 --> 00:01:51,336 [laughs] Chases likes the idea, right? 52 00:01:51,404 --> 00:01:53,071 - Don't you buddy? - I guess. 53 00:01:53,139 --> 00:01:54,973 No. This is Chase's first live performance. 54 00:01:55,041 --> 00:01:56,875 We all agreed that he should do something simple 55 00:01:56,943 --> 00:01:58,343 that shows off his voice. 56 00:01:58,411 --> 00:02:00,245 Then how do we get PigDreams to trend? 57 00:02:00,313 --> 00:02:02,381 We don't. We're not doing pig stuff. 58 00:02:02,449 --> 00:02:05,784 Oof. Okay, jeez. All right, give me a second. 59 00:02:05,852 --> 00:02:07,386 Excuse me, ladies. 60 00:02:07,454 --> 00:02:08,720 It looks like we're not gonna need you anymore. 61 00:02:08,788 --> 00:02:10,222 - ALL: What? - I'm sorry. 62 00:02:10,290 --> 00:02:12,458 Or should I say "sow-rry." [laughs, snorts] 63 00:02:12,525 --> 00:02:14,927 God, Streeter, can we just stick to the plan? 64 00:02:14,994 --> 00:02:16,795 We want Chase to be taken seriously tonight. 65 00:02:16,863 --> 00:02:19,031 I hear you, mama. Loud and clear. 66 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:21,900 Let me just show you one more idea. 67 00:02:21,968 --> 00:02:25,171 [grunts] Radio City, please, and I'm kind of in a hurry. 68 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,305 You got it. 69 00:02:26,372 --> 00:02:28,674 I used to feed my cat generic cat food. 70 00:02:28,741 --> 00:02:30,546 - I didn't think she noticed. - Oh, no. 71 00:02:30,624 --> 00:02:31,701 But guess what? 72 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:33,412 After she had a big meal, 73 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,515 - my friends sure would. - [all laugh] 74 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,083 [deep laugh] 75 00:02:38,151 --> 00:02:39,451 [deep voice] Great party. 76 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:40,752 [record scratches] 77 00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:42,454 - [cat meows] - [sighs] 78 00:02:42,522 --> 00:02:43,822 Then I found Nature's Grain! 79 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:45,190 Not to brag, 80 00:02:45,258 --> 00:02:47,292 but my client is in that commercial. 81 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,961 [TV continues indistinctly] 82 00:02:49,028 --> 00:02:51,730 - Skip? - Cary! 83 00:02:51,798 --> 00:02:54,202 Streeter, is he changed yet? He's on in 15 minutes. 84 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,467 Okay, uh, Brooke. 85 00:02:55,535 --> 00:02:56,802 I know you didn't want him to be a pig, 86 00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:58,136 and I gotta say 87 00:02:58,204 --> 00:02:59,438 [snaps] I think I delivered. 88 00:02:59,506 --> 00:03:01,607 [laughs] Chase. 89 00:03:01,674 --> 00:03:03,642 - Ah! - What the hell is this? 90 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:05,344 Well, you gotta see him with the backup singers. 91 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:07,212 All together they're gonna spell "stink." 92 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,747 Actually they're gonna spell "tink" 93 00:03:08,815 --> 00:03:09,948 because there's only three of them. 94 00:03:10,016 --> 00:03:11,149 Streeter, no! 95 00:03:11,217 --> 00:03:12,184 Why does he need all this bullshit 96 00:03:12,252 --> 00:03:13,185 all of the sudden? 97 00:03:13,253 --> 00:03:14,419 If he wears something crazy, 98 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:16,555 it's all anyone will talk about. 99 00:03:16,623 --> 00:03:18,323 Hey, guys. Just wanted to let you know, 100 00:03:18,391 --> 00:03:20,092 Chase is up next, right after Katy Perry. 101 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,426 Oh, shit. We have to hurry. 102 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:23,328 Oh, wait. Is she doing music or comedy? 103 00:03:23,396 --> 00:03:24,863 - Comedy. - Oh, okay. 104 00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:26,164 - So we have a while. - Okay. 105 00:03:26,232 --> 00:03:28,000 Let me run one more idea by you, 106 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:29,134 and I think you're gonna like it 107 00:03:29,202 --> 00:03:30,335 because it's way more subtle. 108 00:03:30,403 --> 00:03:31,970 Yes. That's what we want. 109 00:03:32,038 --> 00:03:33,705 Okay, great. Let's go build it. 110 00:03:33,773 --> 00:03:36,208 - [car honks] - What the hell are you doing 111 00:03:36,276 --> 00:03:38,777 driving a cab? You're supposed to be my agent. 112 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,145 I am, Cary! 113 00:03:40,213 --> 00:03:41,980 Just this morning I was talking 114 00:03:42,048 --> 00:03:43,515 to JJ Abrams about you. 115 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,350 - You were? - Yes! 116 00:03:45,418 --> 00:03:46,552 I was taking him to the airport. 117 00:03:46,619 --> 00:03:47,853 I couldn't shut up about you. 118 00:03:47,921 --> 00:03:49,321 [under breath] Oh, my God. 119 00:03:49,389 --> 00:03:50,622 Listen, Skip. 120 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:52,424 Do you know where I'm headed right now? 121 00:03:52,492 --> 00:03:53,859 The VMAs. 122 00:03:53,927 --> 00:03:56,328 You're performing at the VMAs? Wow! 123 00:03:56,396 --> 00:03:58,330 I guess I'm a better agent than I thought I was. 124 00:03:58,398 --> 00:04:00,899 No, Skip, I'm not performing at the VMAs. 125 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:02,501 My brother is, 126 00:04:02,569 --> 00:04:05,170 and in the same time it took him to book that, 127 00:04:05,238 --> 00:04:08,373 I've had one fart commercial air 128 00:04:08,441 --> 00:04:10,709 and I'm doing like a weird straight voice in it. 129 00:04:10,777 --> 00:04:12,477 I just... 130 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:15,180 I can't have you represent me anymore, all right? 131 00:04:15,248 --> 00:04:17,382 You're fired. Good-bye. 132 00:04:21,788 --> 00:04:23,755 It's actually a couple more blocks. 133 00:04:23,823 --> 00:04:25,949 You said this was gonna be more subtle! 134 00:04:26,011 --> 00:04:27,225 I did, and it is! 135 00:04:27,293 --> 00:04:30,028 He is wearing a literal birdcage full of birds. 136 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:32,030 - But not real birds. - Oh, my God. 137 00:04:32,098 --> 00:04:33,932 How am I an assistant and you're a manager? 138 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,534 - I should be a manager. - [bird tweeting] 139 00:04:35,602 --> 00:04:37,069 I think there is a real bird in here. 140 00:04:37,136 --> 00:04:38,337 Chase. 141 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,871 - What do you wanna wear? - Ah... 142 00:04:39,939 --> 00:04:41,206 You wanna wear one of these new ideas 143 00:04:41,274 --> 00:04:42,574 or what we picked out last week? 144 00:04:42,642 --> 00:04:44,409 I guess what we picked out last week, 145 00:04:44,477 --> 00:04:46,211 but can I wear my own shoes? 146 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,080 Sure. You can wear whatever shoes you want. 147 00:04:48,147 --> 00:04:49,915 This is a bad idea. I've been thinking about this. 148 00:04:49,983 --> 00:04:51,516 - Let me tell you what... - Ah, ah! Ah, ah! 149 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,884 - [yelling] - Streeter! 150 00:04:52,952 --> 00:04:54,319 - Let me tell you... - Streeter! 151 00:04:54,387 --> 00:04:55,587 Wouldn't a good manager listen 152 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:56,888 to what his client wants? 153 00:04:56,956 --> 00:04:58,190 Just let him go out there and sing. 154 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,458 - He's a singer. - Okay! 155 00:04:59,525 --> 00:05:00,892 Whatever you want, girl boss. 156 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,427 - Don't call me that. - [phone buzzes] 157 00:05:02,495 --> 00:05:03,895 Okay, Cary's almost here. 158 00:05:03,963 --> 00:05:05,430 Can you just go out and let him in? 159 00:05:05,498 --> 00:05:07,199 Sure thing. Actually I do need to speak to him 160 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,034 because I have some news 161 00:05:09,102 --> 00:05:11,970 that will change his... 162 00:05:12,038 --> 00:05:13,205 [sneezes] 163 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:14,640 Excuse me. [sputters] 164 00:05:14,707 --> 00:05:16,942 I have some news that will... 165 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:18,677 - Go! - All right, all right. 166 00:05:18,745 --> 00:05:20,412 [indistinct chatter, cheering] 167 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,948 It's Cary! We love you, Cary! 168 00:05:23,016 --> 00:05:25,784 Oh-ho! Cary! 169 00:05:25,852 --> 00:05:27,486 Cary, welcome to the VMAs. 170 00:05:27,553 --> 00:05:28,987 I think your cab driver cuts my hair. 171 00:05:29,055 --> 00:05:30,822 Yeah, no, I'm sure he does. 172 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:32,691 Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. 173 00:05:32,759 --> 00:05:34,593 Oh, don't worry about it. Hey, before we go in, 174 00:05:34,661 --> 00:05:36,294 I got something that's gonna cheer you up. 175 00:05:36,362 --> 00:05:38,797 You know how your brother's a big huge singer? 176 00:05:38,865 --> 00:05:40,332 Um, yes. 177 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,801 Well, apparently he's such a huge singer 178 00:05:42,869 --> 00:05:44,936 that he gets to be an actor now too. 179 00:05:45,004 --> 00:05:46,471 - [laughing] - What? 180 00:05:46,539 --> 00:05:48,340 Yeah. Netflix wants him to do a movie. 181 00:05:48,408 --> 00:05:50,308 He doesn't even have to audition or anything. 182 00:05:50,376 --> 00:05:51,877 [laughing] Yeah. 183 00:05:51,944 --> 00:05:53,912 How is that supposed to make me feel better? 184 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,681 Oh, God. 185 00:05:55,748 --> 00:05:57,482 Aren't gay people supposed to be smarter? 186 00:05:57,550 --> 00:06:01,153 Isn't that the trade-off? Cary, you get to be in it too. 187 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:02,921 - What? - Yeah. 188 00:06:02,989 --> 00:06:04,990 - Are you serious? - [laughs] Yeah! 189 00:06:05,058 --> 00:06:06,591 Apparently they're doing a "Freaky Friday" remake 190 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:07,993 but with brothers. 191 00:06:08,061 --> 00:06:09,594 They were gonna call it "Bro Swap," 192 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:10,929 but then there was a gay porn called that. 193 00:06:10,997 --> 00:06:11,963 And then they were gonna call it 194 00:06:12,031 --> 00:06:13,065 "My Brother's Inside of Me," 195 00:06:13,132 --> 00:06:14,132 but there were like a thousand 196 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,801 gay porns called that. 197 00:06:15,868 --> 00:06:17,836 So now it's just "The Untitled Brothers Switching 198 00:06:17,904 --> 00:06:20,138 Bodies But Not In A Sex Way Project." 199 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:22,674 Oh. Oh, my God, this is... this is crazy. 200 00:06:22,742 --> 00:06:24,309 I didn't even know Chase wanted to act. 201 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:25,711 Neither does he so don't tell him 202 00:06:25,778 --> 00:06:27,512 because I want it to be a surprise. 203 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,947 This is like the best news ever. 204 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:30,649 - [laughs] - Thank you, Streeter. 205 00:06:30,717 --> 00:06:32,250 Yes. Oh, I'm getting a hug and everything. 206 00:06:32,318 --> 00:06:33,685 All right, let's go inside 207 00:06:33,753 --> 00:06:35,020 because Chase is about to go on soon. 208 00:06:35,088 --> 00:06:37,055 Cary! Tell Chase hi! 209 00:06:37,123 --> 00:06:39,024 - And Brooke and Pat! - I will. 210 00:06:39,092 --> 00:06:40,826 God, they really do know all of our names. 211 00:06:40,893 --> 00:06:43,061 I know. But he didn't say my name. 212 00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:46,015 Hey, guys, 60 seconds back from commercial. 213 00:06:46,094 --> 00:06:48,898 Look at him out there. He's so handsome. 214 00:06:48,969 --> 00:06:50,569 I know. I don't know what Streeter was thinking. 215 00:06:50,632 --> 00:06:52,351 - Brooke. Brooke, hey. - Cary! 216 00:06:52,437 --> 00:06:53,734 Oh, my God. This is so cool. 217 00:06:53,802 --> 00:06:55,302 Oh, my God. I thought you were gonna miss it. 218 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:58,706 I know. Listen. You're not gonna believe this. 219 00:06:58,774 --> 00:07:00,508 - I'm gonna be in a movie. - What? 220 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:02,243 - You are? - Yeah. With Chase. 221 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:04,378 Whoa. You wanna do that? 222 00:07:04,446 --> 00:07:06,680 Yes, it's like a big part in a real movie. 223 00:07:06,748 --> 00:07:08,516 Anna Kendrick plays our mom. 224 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,551 Debra Messing plays our grandma. 225 00:07:10,619 --> 00:07:12,052 Oh, Debra. 226 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,621 I know I wouldn't have gotten it without Chase, 227 00:07:13,688 --> 00:07:15,222 but so what? 228 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:16,624 I think I can be really good in it. 229 00:07:16,691 --> 00:07:18,192 Cary, that is so good! 230 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:21,495 Aw, my little baby rode the wave. 231 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:23,831 - 15 seconds. - Oh, hell yeah, Chase! 232 00:07:23,899 --> 00:07:26,267 - Hell yeah! - Lance? 233 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:28,202 - What are you doing here? - CookBrooke. 234 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:29,537 Chase wanted to wear my shoes tonight. 235 00:07:29,604 --> 00:07:31,138 - Didn't he tell you? - Whoa. 236 00:07:31,206 --> 00:07:32,840 Damn, Daniel. 237 00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:35,209 Okay, guys, five seconds. Four. 238 00:07:35,277 --> 00:07:37,411 - Three, two... - [cheers and applause] 239 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:39,180 [dramatic whooshing] 240 00:07:39,247 --> 00:07:42,716 And now, performing live for the first time ever, 241 00:07:42,784 --> 00:07:45,352 give it up for ChaseDreams. 242 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:48,322 [cheers and applause] 243 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:52,259 [piano plays softly] 244 00:07:52,327 --> 00:07:55,296 [chorus] Ooh 245 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:58,566 246 00:07:58,633 --> 00:08:01,936 Ooh 247 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:04,271 248 00:08:04,339 --> 00:08:08,008 Ooh 249 00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:11,078 250 00:08:11,146 --> 00:08:14,281 Ooh 251 00:08:14,349 --> 00:08:17,585 252 00:08:17,652 --> 00:08:20,688 Ooh 253 00:08:20,755 --> 00:08:22,690 254 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:26,360 Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man 255 00:08:26,428 --> 00:08:29,263 256 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:32,433 Bake me a party as dope as you can 257 00:08:32,501 --> 00:08:35,636 [echoing "can"] 258 00:08:35,704 --> 00:08:38,005 [off-key] Been a lot of places 259 00:08:38,073 --> 00:08:41,942 Partied in Miami, Argentina, and Ibiza too 260 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:44,278 Never leave the dance floor 261 00:08:44,346 --> 00:08:46,213 Always find me sweatin' till the morning 262 00:08:46,281 --> 00:08:48,415 With my whole DreamCrew 263 00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:51,252 We dance all day, dance all night 264 00:08:51,319 --> 00:08:53,454 Dancing till we don't smell right 265 00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:55,322 [echoing "right"] 266 00:08:55,390 --> 00:08:59,360 [lengthy off-key singing] Dancing till we stink 267 00:08:59,427 --> 00:09:01,462 Ain't a party till you reek 268 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:05,266 So dance until you stink 269 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,102 Make your jeans smell for a week 270 00:09:08,169 --> 00:09:11,672 Dance until you stink, stink 271 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,774 No need to drink 272 00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:18,078 Just dance until you stink, stink 273 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:21,282 Even the walls should stink 274 00:09:21,349 --> 00:09:23,183 Never take a shower 275 00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:24,985 Oh, my God, that was so rough. 276 00:09:25,053 --> 00:09:27,488 I just realized I've never heard him sing live before. 277 00:09:27,556 --> 00:09:29,723 Who let him do this? He was not ready to do this! 278 00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,926 - What is Twitter saying? - Um, that we're fucked. 279 00:09:31,993 --> 00:09:33,193 Every tweet is bad. 280 00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:34,428 - Oh, no. - The Burger King account 281 00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:35,829 is, like, ripping him apart. 282 00:09:35,897 --> 00:09:37,364 My son is a good singer, okay? 283 00:09:37,432 --> 00:09:38,866 He just doesn't have an ear for music. 284 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,401 - So what? - I'm gonna go check on him. 285 00:09:40,468 --> 00:09:42,262 And I'm gonna go yell at that sound mixer lady. 286 00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:43,270 This is her fault. 287 00:09:43,338 --> 00:09:44,939 If she wasn't trying so hard to get on the show, 288 00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:46,840 maybe she would have done her damn job. 289 00:09:46,908 --> 00:09:49,710 - Lance, let's go. - Why am I a part of this? 290 00:09:49,778 --> 00:09:51,679 I don't get it. Why is nobody making fun of Iggy Azalea? 291 00:09:51,746 --> 00:09:53,847 Her voice sucked too. You just couldn't tell 292 00:09:53,915 --> 00:09:56,283 'cause she was singing from the inside of a giant butt. 293 00:09:56,351 --> 00:09:58,352 Oh, wait. 294 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,487 Is that why you wanted Chase to dress like a pig? 295 00:10:00,555 --> 00:10:02,423 Bingo, mama. 296 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:05,526 You see, for some singers, it's all about smoke and mirrors. 297 00:10:05,594 --> 00:10:08,195 I love Chase, but he needs a lot of smoke 298 00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:10,197 [laughing] and a lot of mirrors. 299 00:10:10,265 --> 00:10:11,532 Oh, my God. 300 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,300 I am so sorry I didn't trust you. 301 00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:15,701 I was just so mad that you weren't listening to him. 302 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,334 Well that's what good managers do. 303 00:10:17,397 --> 00:10:18,670 They don't listen to their clients. 304 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,666 Oh, well, let me be the first to say that you are 305 00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:23,077 - an excellent manager. - Oh, thank you. 306 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,312 I actually think you'd make a pretty good one yourself. 307 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,448 - You do? - Yeah. 308 00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:29,750 Even after tonight? Why? 309 00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:31,418 Well, earlier tonight you screamed 310 00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:33,487 "I should be a manager!" even though you have 311 00:10:33,555 --> 00:10:36,423 absolutely no managerial training or experience, 312 00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:40,527 and that is how every great manager gets their start. 313 00:10:40,595 --> 00:10:43,430 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 314 00:10:43,498 --> 00:10:45,165 Well, you clearly care about Chase 315 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:48,569 and I could use a little bit more help with the DreamTeam. 316 00:10:48,637 --> 00:10:50,704 Especially, uh, now. 317 00:10:50,772 --> 00:10:53,841 So... you in? 318 00:10:53,908 --> 00:10:57,711 - What, like... be a manager? - [laughing] 319 00:10:57,779 --> 00:10:59,980 Yes! Oh, my God, yes! Thank you! 320 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:01,382 Streeter, thank you. I mean... 321 00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:03,283 And I promise I'll make up for tonight. 322 00:11:03,343 --> 00:11:05,556 Great. Hey, should I make us DreamTeam jackets? 323 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,620 No. 324 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:09,890 [indistinct chatter] 325 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,559 Cary! Hi, Cary! 326 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:15,529 What are you doing? You like my sign, Cary? 327 00:11:15,597 --> 00:11:17,731 You're my favorite! 328 00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:20,434 Cary, you're my favorite! 329 00:11:20,502 --> 00:11:23,437 [soft music] 330 00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:28,876 331 00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:31,478 Hey, buddy. I've been looking everywhere for you. 332 00:11:31,546 --> 00:11:34,448 - Hey, Cary. - Jesus Christ! 333 00:11:34,516 --> 00:11:37,384 Oh. What is this mask? 334 00:11:37,452 --> 00:11:39,453 I have to wear it whenever I'm outside now. 335 00:11:39,521 --> 00:11:41,088 Streeter says if I don't, 336 00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:42,956 the fans will try to fuck me. 337 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:44,658 Oh, my God. 338 00:11:44,726 --> 00:11:47,327 Well, I just, um, 339 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:51,165 I just came over to say great job on your song. 340 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,801 Yeah right. 341 00:11:53,868 --> 00:11:55,703 Is everyone mad at me? 342 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:59,006 Mad at you? No, no. 343 00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:01,575 We're all so impressed by you. 344 00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:04,178 - Really? - Yes. 345 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,980 You know, like, every day. 346 00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:10,084 I never could have handled 347 00:12:10,151 --> 00:12:11,985 being this famous when I was 14. 348 00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:15,622 And trust me, I, uh... I really wanted to, 349 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,225 like really wanted to be. 350 00:12:19,728 --> 00:12:21,895 I'm just not having any fun. 351 00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:24,798 What? 352 00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:27,668 [chuckles] Your life is so fun. 353 00:12:27,736 --> 00:12:29,636 I guess. 354 00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:31,438 Well... 355 00:12:31,506 --> 00:12:35,676 You can always talk to me and Brooke about anything, 356 00:12:35,744 --> 00:12:38,879 and we will always listen to you, okay? 357 00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:41,348 Besides, I know for a fact 358 00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:44,918 you got some pretty fun stuff coming up. 359 00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:48,722 Let's just say you might get to work with your favorite actor. 360 00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:50,357 - Logan Paul? - No. 361 00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:52,659 - No. Actor. - Jake Paul? 362 00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:56,530 No, act... you know what? Never mind. 363 00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:58,832 - [cheering] - Hi. 364 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,501 BrookeDreams! Hi, Brooke! 365 00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:02,136 Hi. Thank you. 366 00:13:02,203 --> 00:13:03,937 - Lance! Hi, Lance. - What up, bro? 367 00:13:04,005 --> 00:13:06,807 - [cheering] - I love you, Lance! 368 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,675 [throwing voice] We love you, Streeter. 369 00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:11,145 [normal voice] Oh! I love you too! 370 00:13:11,212 --> 00:13:13,413 Streeter! Streeter! 371 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:16,950 ALL: Streeter! Streeter! Streeter! Streeter! 372 00:13:17,018 --> 00:13:20,984 Manager? Damn, B. You are a badass. 373 00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:22,089 [both chuckle] 374 00:13:22,157 --> 00:13:24,383 Your shoes were on TV, so are you! 375 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:28,195 We're just two badasses in the city. 376 00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:29,897 [laughs] Yeah. 377 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,665 Hey, um... 378 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:35,636 I know things got kind of bad between us. 379 00:13:35,703 --> 00:13:39,173 You know, I think we just needed time apart to... 380 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,942 - chase dreams. - [chuckles] 381 00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:45,279 But being away from you 382 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:48,448 [clears throat] God, I wish it was snowing right now. 383 00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:52,319 Um, it's made me realize how much I want to be with you. 384 00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:55,322 I'm ready. 385 00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:58,759 To come home. 386 00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,262 CookBrooke. 387 00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:04,264 What? 388 00:14:04,332 --> 00:14:07,134 I don't think we should do this. 389 00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:09,169 Oh. No, I'm sorry. 390 00:14:09,237 --> 00:14:11,405 I'm ready to be together now, so we are. 391 00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:12,940 I just feel like I've been doing 392 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:15,342 pretty well on my own lately. 393 00:14:16,578 --> 00:14:18,579 [scoffs] Well then why'd you let me say 394 00:14:18,646 --> 00:14:20,547 all that gross shit about "coming home?" 395 00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:22,349 Sorry, Brooke. I'm sorry. I... 396 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:24,117 [scoffs] 397 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,188 Brooke, I love you, but I just can't. 398 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,949 [laughs] I want to make a toast to Chase 399 00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:48,185 on his big VMA performance 400 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:49,693 no matter what Burger King says. 401 00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:51,282 - No. - Where is Chase? 402 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,193 Oh, uh, he's over there talking to Michael Che. 403 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,761 The grind never stops. 404 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,130 But Chase isn't the only one I'm proud of. 405 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:02,668 To my CareBear, who's gonna be in a big, fancy Hollywood movie 406 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,938 with Chase called "Debra's Missing!" 407 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,807 Nope. Uh, it's not called "Debra's Missing." 408 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,576 It stars Debra Messing, but thank you. 409 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,646 And Brookey, little Miss Manager! 410 00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:16,582 To think that six months ago, I would cry myself to sleep 411 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,685 so worried about you, but look at you now! 412 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,655 Aw, thanks, Mom. Always great at toasts. 413 00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:24,957 Pat, why don't you tell them your big career news. 414 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,159 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's nothing. 415 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,629 Tonight is about my kids. Oh, wait, where's Lance? 416 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,764 I wanted to toast his shoes. 417 00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:34,901 Oh, um... He couldn't make it. 418 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,769 Aw, that's too bad. 419 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:38,271 Is everything okay? 420 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,972 What? Oh. 421 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,608 Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 422 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,777 Hi, can I get a card for the table? 423 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:46,612 Oh, you can just put it under Billy Eichner. 424 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,614 - Of course. - Actually, no. 425 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:52,118 I'm a proud, single businesswoman. 426 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,120 You can put it under Brooke Dubek. 427 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,588 - Of course. - Actually, no. 428 00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:57,089 Guys, it's really busy tonight. 429 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,624 I love this family. 430 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:02,962 And I hope to always be a part of it. 431 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,065 So take this and put it on my card. 432 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,000 Of course, Mr. Peters. 433 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,469 Wait. Your name is... 434 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,405 Streeter Peters? 435 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,706 Yes. 436 00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:16,342 [both laughing] 437 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:19,312 - Hey, guys. - ALL: Chase. 438 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,314 Hey, buddy. What's going on? 439 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,616 I'm glad you're all here because I've been thinking 440 00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:25,351 and I have a big announcement. 441 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,954 All this singing stuff has been really cool, 442 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,488 but this fall 443 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,624 I'm gonna go 444 00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:33,693 to college. 445 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,696 - What? - College? 446 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,699 [dreadful choral music] 447 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:46,672 448 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,709 [heart thumping rapidly] 449 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,479 450 00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,982 - Streeter. [snaps] - [knife clatters] 451 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,883 I am... oh, God. I'm so sorry. 452 00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,552 [laughing] I, uh... 453 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,621 I thought he said he was gonna go to college. 454 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,922 - I did. - [laughs]... Ah! 455 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,056 I was talking to Michael Che 456 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,558 about what's next for my career 457 00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:07,460 and he said maybe I should go to college. 458 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,528 So I think I'm gonna go. 459 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,232 Okay, so you're just... not gonna be a singer anymore? 460 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,600 I guess not 461 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:16,369 - 'cause I'd be in college. - [groans] 462 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,870 Well, I think that's great, honey. 463 00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,739 Yeah, yeah. So do I. 464 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,173 I think it's great. I think it's great. 465 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,109 But, um, you know... 466 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,678 Here's an idea. How about we sleep on it? 467 00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:27,880 And if you still want to go tomorrow, we can apply then. 468 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:30,716 I don't need to apply. I already got into NYU. 469 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,351 - [clears throat] What? - Oh, Cary, 470 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,820 - like you, almost. - Yeah, I tweeted at them, 471 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:38,224 - and they said I could come. - Oh. 472 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,427 Well, uh, what about all the cool stuff you have coming up? 473 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,695 - Yeah. - Streeter. 474 00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:43,896 He got you a movie. 475 00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:45,264 I don't want to do a movie. 476 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,800 I wanna go to college. 477 00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:50,236 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 478 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,238 Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. 479 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,407 Yeah, yeah. Yas, yas. 480 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,043 - Yeah, yas, queen. Yeah. - Yeah, it's great. 481 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,577 You know, it's so great. 482 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,681 I'm gonna go thank Michael myself. 483 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,482 [sighs] 484 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,252 - [indistinct chatter] - Excuse me, hi. Mr. Che? 485 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,920 - Hey. - Did you just, um, 486 00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:09,588 tell my brother, Chase, that he should go to college? 487 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,457 Yeah, I thought that'd probably be the best thing 488 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,925 - for him to do. - Yeah, well, 489 00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:14,760 as his sister, I just wanted to say 490 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,763 I agree because I think education is important. 491 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,099 - Well, that's great. - But as his manager, 492 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,435 I just... I wanna say you're a real piece of shit. 493 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,869 Whoa. 494 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,404 Where did that come from? Why? 495 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,540 Why? Because I have finally figured out 496 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,008 what it is that I wanna do with my life 497 00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,410 and what I'm good at and you come along 498 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,145 and you fucked me. 499 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,114 I mean, not like that. 500 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,183 - I mean, unless... - No, definitely not. 501 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,452 It's just, of course I want him to go to college 502 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,487 if that's what he wants to do. 503 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,222 But... [chuckles sadly] 504 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,825 but what about me? Like, what am I supposed to do? 505 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,793 I mean, you can go to college too. 506 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,662 Jesus, what do you work for college? 507 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,430 - All right. - Listen. 508 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,365 Michael Che, you seem like a good guy. 509 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,967 I mean, I'm fine. I don't... 510 00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:58,003 But you took something from me tonight. 511 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,473 And you took something from my brother Cary. 512 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:04,110 So, I'm gonna take something from you. 513 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,011 Yeah, I'm gonna... 514 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,347 - I'm gonna take your drinks. - [bottles clinking] 515 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,949 I'm taking these. 516 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,951 - They're mine now. - Yeah. 517 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,323 Thinking of killing yourself? 518 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,325 What? No. 519 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,660 If it wasn't for the hot new lady in my life 520 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,563 [inhales deeply] I'd be dead in the bathroom already. 521 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,198 Ew. "Hot lady"? 522 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,168 She doesn't want me to tell anybody, yet. 523 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,070 [chuckles] But let's just say 524 00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:33,372 she's a very special woman. 525 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,775 - You don't know her. - I'm sure I don't, Streeter. 526 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,376 She's a beautiful woman, 527 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,579 and she raised three beautiful children. 528 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,414 - Again, you don't know her. - Okay, Streeter. 529 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,550 I hope that someday me and this beautiful woman, 530 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,418 - who you do not know... - [sighs] 531 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,053 can take it to the next level. 532 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,022 Please don't talk about you two having sex. 533 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,757 I'm talking about marriage, man. 534 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,225 - Oh, God. - I'm talking about marriage. 535 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,927 - [sighs] - We already had sex. 536 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:57,696 [dreadful choral music] 537 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,331 [heart thumping rapidly] 538 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,857 - You wanna get out of here? - Fuck yes. 539 00:20:02,647 --> 00:20:05,264 Ew, what? They're sleeping together? 540 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,224 Yep. This bitch's "year of yes" 541 00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:08,888 has gone way too far. 542 00:20:08,927 --> 00:20:10,823 Ugh. 543 00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:12,725 Can I ask you a question? 544 00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,351 Is this the worst night we've ever had? 545 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:16,730 Well, I mean, it was cool that Chase 546 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,599 got to perform at the VMAs. 547 00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:23,570 Yeah. Too bad it ruined both of our goddamn lives. 548 00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,372 - [glass shatters] - Oh. 549 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,674 Wait, why'd you throw my beer? 550 00:20:27,742 --> 00:20:30,444 Because I'm drinking mine. 551 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,045 [sighs] 552 00:20:32,113 --> 00:20:34,815 - Oh, this is empty. - [glass shatters] 553 00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:36,016 - God. - [sighs] 554 00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,317 Can you believe I was in a movie 555 00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:38,886 for three whole hours? 556 00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:40,888 Maybe Chase will change his mind. 557 00:20:40,955 --> 00:20:42,522 I just think I'm done. 558 00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:45,659 I've tried everything, and nothing is working. 559 00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,728 No. Don't talk like that. 560 00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:51,832 I just need to move somewhere and do... 561 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,067 whatever the male equivalent of having a baby is. 562 00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:55,535 A web series? 563 00:20:55,603 --> 00:20:57,337 - Ugh. - You know what? 564 00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:58,705 No. 565 00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:01,808 No, what if... what if this is good? 566 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,277 Yeah, I think this will be good for us, 567 00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:04,878 - Car. - You do? 568 00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:07,180 I mean, I have to or I will literally barf, 569 00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:11,685 but, yeah, might be nice to just get back to normal, 570 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,654 not have anyone famous in the family. 571 00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:15,055 Maybe you're right. 572 00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:16,628 It's probably healthier for Chase. 573 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:17,758 Yeah. 574 00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:20,127 Oh, what do you think Mom's career news was? 575 00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,261 Who knows. 576 00:21:21,329 --> 00:21:24,064 [ominous music] 577 00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:25,299 [twinkled chime] 578 00:21:29,836 --> 00:21:31,406 Her husband may have froze, 579 00:21:31,469 --> 00:21:33,390 but she's just heating up. 580 00:21:33,468 --> 00:21:35,531 This fall, America's favorite mom 581 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,751 is moving to daytime, with "Pat!" 582 00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:41,892 My son chased his dreams, and now I'm chasing mine. 583 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,295 "Pat!" Weekdays at 4:00. 584 00:21:44,627 --> 00:21:47,080 - Chris is rockin' some cool kicks. - That is interesting 585 00:21:47,118 --> 00:21:48,321 - that I do have cool shoes. - It's good, that is interesting. 586 00:21:48,346 --> 00:21:49,602 - I think that's probably a really good place - Yeah, that's a good ending. 587 00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:51,089 - to leave the season. - Yeah. 588 00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,907 [funky electronic music] 589 00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:55,903 Hey everybody, welcome to The Other Show. I'm Sarah. 590 00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:58,337 - And I'm Chris. - We're here talking about the finale 591 00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:01,048 of The Other Two with Case, Helene, and Drew. 592 00:22:01,073 --> 00:22:02,017 - Hi, you guys. - Whoo! 593 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,048 - Hello! - [clapping] 594 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,778 - CHRIS: The season's over. - SARAH: We made it. 595 00:22:04,779 --> 00:22:07,245 - The season's over. - A whole season, I can't believe it. 596 00:22:07,246 --> 00:22:09,114 You said this was gonna be more subtle! 597 00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:10,616 I did, and it is! 598 00:22:10,617 --> 00:22:13,251 He is wearing a literal birdcage full of birds. 599 00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:14,852 But not real birds! 600 00:22:14,853 --> 00:22:16,822 It was actually really fun to come to work 601 00:22:16,823 --> 00:22:18,082 and see what you were gonna be 602 00:22:18,106 --> 00:22:19,825 - wearing every episode. - Yeah, you were like, "I'm excited for it." 603 00:22:19,826 --> 00:22:21,459 'Cause you had some amazing wardrobe. 604 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:22,471 Yeah, it was cool. 605 00:22:22,496 --> 00:22:24,362 A couple days before we did all the costumes, 606 00:22:24,363 --> 00:22:26,364 they bring all the costumes to my house 607 00:22:26,365 --> 00:22:27,299 and I tried 'em all on. 608 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,315 And I'm like, "Okay." 609 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,102 Yeah, Jill Bream did the costumes. 610 00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,270 And is incredible, and does costumes at SNL, too. 611 00:22:32,271 --> 00:22:33,839 And then sometimes she would show us something, 612 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,608 and we were like, "I don't know what..." 613 00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:36,874 And she was like, "Trust me, 614 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,309 "when it's on him, it'll be correct." 615 00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:39,315 And it always was. 616 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,214 - My favorite was the Versace look, - Yeah. 617 00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:42,715 - with all the gold chains. - Oh, yeah! 618 00:22:42,716 --> 00:22:44,518 Episode eight, and like the crazy jacket on the plane. 619 00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:45,716 At the club, yeah, yeah. 620 00:22:45,717 --> 00:22:47,385 The birdcage outfit was funny, too. 621 00:22:47,386 --> 00:22:48,447 I didn't know what to expect for that. 622 00:22:48,472 --> 00:22:50,307 They were like, "You're gonna wear a birdcage." And I'm like, "What?!" 623 00:22:50,332 --> 00:22:54,027 And now, performing live for the first time ever, 624 00:22:54,028 --> 00:22:56,561 give it up for Chase Dreams. 625 00:22:56,562 --> 00:22:59,731 Whoever does that VMA VO is like... 626 00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:01,448 - The actual... - Yeah, the woman who does the... 627 00:23:01,473 --> 00:23:03,745 - Yeah, it's like... "And now..." - The actual woman did it? 628 00:23:03,784 --> 00:23:07,573 Was so good, it feels very real. 629 00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:09,141 - Yeah, she was great. - Yeah, we did it with her, 630 00:23:09,142 --> 00:23:10,909 and she did a couple, and she was like, "Any notes?" 631 00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:12,492 And we were like, "No, that's what it is!" 632 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:13,421 ALL: Yeah! 633 00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:17,082 Dancin' 'til we stink 634 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,084 Ain't a party 'til you reek 635 00:23:19,085 --> 00:23:23,421 So dance until you stink 636 00:23:23,422 --> 00:23:26,391 This episode was Chase's big performance. 637 00:23:26,392 --> 00:23:27,405 Yep, yep. 638 00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:28,894 We went to the studio with Case, 639 00:23:28,895 --> 00:23:31,430 and recorded that song, and then tweaked it. 640 00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:33,122 Yep, and then we tweaked it a little bit. 641 00:23:33,147 --> 00:23:35,433 - [Sarah and Case laughing] - I know it was very weird to be like, 642 00:23:35,434 --> 00:23:38,936 "We need you to sound bad, but not comedy bad. 643 00:23:38,937 --> 00:23:40,171 "Believable bad." 644 00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:41,106 - So you had to... - Yeah, can't be like 645 00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:42,540 a goofy bad, it can't be like 646 00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:43,775 it's obvious you're missing notes. 647 00:23:43,776 --> 00:23:45,177 It has to be natural, a little bit. 648 00:23:45,178 --> 00:23:46,112 Yeah, so we had to record it, 649 00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:47,713 and have you kind of miss notes. 650 00:23:47,714 --> 00:23:49,149 - Yeah, kinda miss notes. - And then try some 651 00:23:49,174 --> 00:23:50,368 - where you'd sing it well. - CASE: Push it a little bit. 652 00:23:50,393 --> 00:23:51,882 - And then we would mess it up. - CASE: Yep. 653 00:23:51,883 --> 00:23:53,753 - SARAH: Yeah. - Was that bizarre to do? 654 00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:55,087 It was, when I went in there, 655 00:23:55,088 --> 00:23:56,522 I didn't really know what to expect. 656 00:23:56,523 --> 00:23:57,888 But I was like, "Okay, I kinda..." 657 00:23:57,889 --> 00:24:00,726 'Cause I've seen people in real life, 658 00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:02,094 you know, mess up on awards shows. 659 00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:03,029 SARAH, CHRIS: Yeah. 660 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:04,530 And it's like, it's still good, 661 00:24:04,531 --> 00:24:06,065 but it's like, "Nah, that wasn't right." 662 00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:08,367 It wasn't, in my opinion when I was in there, 663 00:24:08,368 --> 00:24:09,935 I was like, "Oh, it's not that hard to do." 664 00:24:09,936 --> 00:24:11,536 But it was weird to do. 665 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,970 It wasn't hard, it was just weird, you know? 666 00:24:12,971 --> 00:24:14,472 Yeah, we wanted it to be just, 667 00:24:14,473 --> 00:24:17,142 - almost imperceptibly off. - Subtle. 668 00:24:17,143 --> 00:24:19,143 I feel like if Chris or I performed on a show. 669 00:24:19,144 --> 00:24:21,213 - [Case, Helene laughing] - No way, I'd be way worse! 670 00:24:21,214 --> 00:24:23,093 Are you kidding? I don't even have anything to start with. 671 00:24:23,118 --> 00:24:24,711 - [Sarah laughing] - What is Twitter saying? 672 00:24:24,736 --> 00:24:26,118 Um, that we're [beep]. 673 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,585 Every Tweet is bad. 674 00:24:27,586 --> 00:24:29,754 The Burger King account is, like, ripping him apart. 675 00:24:29,755 --> 00:24:31,256 My son is a good singer, okay? 676 00:24:31,257 --> 00:24:32,725 He just doesn't have an ear for music. 677 00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:33,770 So what?! 678 00:24:33,809 --> 00:24:35,594 Have either of you guys biffed it so hard 679 00:24:35,595 --> 00:24:36,663 - live, or anything? - [Sarah laughing] 680 00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:37,929 I have. 681 00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:40,165 I did Wicked on the road, and a couple times 682 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:42,734 went up on my line in front of barn houses 683 00:24:42,735 --> 00:24:44,001 - with like 4,000 people. - Well that's especially crazy 684 00:24:44,002 --> 00:24:45,337 because then you've done that show 1,000 times, 685 00:24:45,338 --> 00:24:46,605 and you're like, "How can I randomly..." 686 00:24:46,606 --> 00:24:48,474 Well, if you've done a show 1,000 times, 687 00:24:48,475 --> 00:24:50,841 you start to like, while you're doing it, 688 00:24:50,842 --> 00:24:52,707 your brain can go so many different places. 689 00:24:52,732 --> 00:24:53,846 - CHRIS: Yeah. - 'Cause you've said 690 00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:55,513 - those words so many times - Yeah. 691 00:24:55,514 --> 00:24:56,699 that you're thinking about something else, 692 00:24:56,724 --> 00:24:57,744 and then you're like, "Oh my God, 693 00:24:57,769 --> 00:24:59,150 "I forgot about Helene on Earth. 694 00:24:59,151 --> 00:25:00,980 "She needs to remember what's coming out of her face." 695 00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:02,293 SARAH: Whoa, that's trippy. 696 00:25:02,318 --> 00:25:03,288 And then if you start to be like, 697 00:25:03,289 --> 00:25:04,376 "I've done this so many times, 698 00:25:04,401 --> 00:25:05,603 "I wonder what would happen if I forgot it. 699 00:25:05,628 --> 00:25:06,587 "What would happen if I forgot it? 700 00:25:06,612 --> 00:25:07,547 "What would happen if I forgot it?" 701 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:08,939 And then you're like, gah! 702 00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:11,964 I haven't really acted since college, 703 00:25:11,965 --> 00:25:13,766 like every gay person. 704 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,032 - [Sarah chuckling] - But I still have dreams 705 00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,368 to this day of like, going up on a line. 706 00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:17,536 Have you biffed it hard? 707 00:25:17,537 --> 00:25:19,304 - Yes, yes. - [Case, Helene laughing] 708 00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:20,439 And that's the end of that answer? 709 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,374 - That's it. - [Chris, Helene laughing] 710 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:22,840 Many times, still happening. 711 00:25:22,841 --> 00:25:24,595 All of my YouTube videos are biffs. 712 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:25,555 [Case, Helene laughing] 713 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,546 Oh, what do you think Mom's career news was? 714 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:28,547 Who knows. 715 00:25:28,548 --> 00:25:31,784 [dramatic instrumental music] 716 00:25:31,785 --> 00:25:32,747 [twinkle] 717 00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:33,849 We were trying to figure out 718 00:25:33,874 --> 00:25:36,723 how to end this season for a while, and we were curious 719 00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:39,524 about how to keep the premise of The Other Two, 720 00:25:39,525 --> 00:25:41,292 you feeling like the others. 721 00:25:41,293 --> 00:25:42,487 So we came up with the idea 722 00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:46,498 that Molly would be famous now, that Pat, the mom would... 723 00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:47,698 You kind of slowly but surely, 724 00:25:47,699 --> 00:25:48,993 you see, like, "Oh, it makes sense, 725 00:25:49,018 --> 00:25:50,903 "she has been taking advantage of all these opportunities." 726 00:25:50,904 --> 00:25:52,071 I loved that teaser at the end. 727 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,405 - I would watch Pat. - [Sarah, Chris laughing] 728 00:25:53,406 --> 00:25:54,572 Especially 'cause it's like 729 00:25:54,573 --> 00:25:55,541 - Molly just being Molly. - I would too, yeah. 730 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,447 - I was like, "Yeah, I'd watch that." - I do think this looks real. 731 00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,322 - Yeah, that's good. - Molly Shannon on a talk show? 732 00:25:59,347 --> 00:26:01,412 And I was like, "Why isn't this a real thing? 733 00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:02,923 - "Let's make this a real thing." - SARAH: Yeah, let's do this. 734 00:26:02,948 --> 00:26:05,184 I'm glad you're all here, because I've been thinking, 735 00:26:05,185 --> 00:26:07,218 and I have a big announcement. 736 00:26:07,219 --> 00:26:09,588 All this singing stuff has been really cool. 737 00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:12,192 But this fall, I'm gonna go... 738 00:26:13,158 --> 00:26:14,260 to college. 739 00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:16,529 What? 740 00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:18,095 In this episode, you two 741 00:26:18,096 --> 00:26:20,698 become even more connected to Chase. 742 00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:23,734 And you hold their future in your hands, 743 00:26:23,735 --> 00:26:24,936 and you don't know it. 744 00:26:24,937 --> 00:26:26,104 Yeah, you don't know that she's your manager, 745 00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:27,439 and that he's your co-star. 746 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,453 Well, I'm so innocent. I'm like, "What's goin' on? 747 00:26:29,478 --> 00:26:32,078 "Oh, their whole lives are depending on me? What?!" 748 00:26:32,103 --> 00:26:33,047 - Yeah. - We think it's interesting 749 00:26:33,072 --> 00:26:35,681 moving forward if he has said he doesn't wanna do this anymore. 750 00:26:35,682 --> 00:26:37,842 And if the family makes him, 751 00:26:37,867 --> 00:26:39,951 - or doesn't make him, or... - Yeah. 752 00:26:39,952 --> 00:26:41,253 You guys all need him in a way, now. 753 00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:42,520 - Where that is tricky. - Mm-hmm. 754 00:26:42,521 --> 00:26:44,513 Where it's like, that was never your intention going into it. 755 00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:46,067 I dunno, that kinda stuff would be interesting, of like... 756 00:26:46,092 --> 00:26:47,082 And then I don't wanna do this stuff, 757 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,505 but they're kind like, "No, you have to. 758 00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:49,942 "Please just do this one thing for us." 759 00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:51,042 That you're the breadwinner. 760 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,513 Like you are the reason that everyone 761 00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:54,386 has the things they have accidentally. 762 00:26:54,411 --> 00:26:56,134 Yeah, that's one of the reasons we have you 763 00:26:56,135 --> 00:26:57,936 be like, "Brooke and I will always listen to you." 764 00:26:57,937 --> 00:26:59,472 'Cause it does set up this premise 765 00:26:59,473 --> 00:27:00,771 that he's your little brother, 766 00:27:00,772 --> 00:27:01,907 and you guys will listen to him. 767 00:27:01,908 --> 00:27:03,554 - Yeah. Yeah. - And then immediately, that's tested. 768 00:27:03,579 --> 00:27:05,210 I wonder if they'll rise to the occas'. 769 00:27:05,211 --> 00:27:07,078 - We'll see! - Or be garbage people. 770 00:27:07,079 --> 00:27:09,115 [funky electronic music] 771 00:27:09,165 --> 00:27:13,715 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56461

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