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Grover, I'm telling you,
you are gonna love camping.
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There's hiking, there's
a nature center,
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there's even a waterfall.
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I don't know, feels like you
guys are selling it pretty hard.
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Hey, guys, what's going on here?
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We're just getting
our gear ready.
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The Johnsons are going camping.
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Permanently?
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I wish.
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We're just going
for the weekend.
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It's Grover's first time.
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Wait, we're doing this
more than once?
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Buddy, it is gonna be fantastic.
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There is nothing
like being outside,
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just you and the elements,
sleeping under the open sky.
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Yeah, that's exactly what
Crackhead Victor said
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when he tried to sell his house
to pay for... Well, you know.
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[chuckles]
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So I take it you guys
aren't big campers?
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Are you kidding?
The only camping he ever did
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was standing in line for tickets
to see Earth, Wind & Fire.
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I prefer the kind
of elements
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you can groove to.Uh-oh, uh-oh.
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Yeah.Wait a minute, wait a minute,
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wait a minute now, get it, baby.
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Get it. Hey.
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You should come with us.
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Everybody pitching in,
no distractions...
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Camping really brings
a family together.
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Dave, I got one grown
son who lives with us,
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and another who's
over all the time.
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Trust me, togetherness
is not my problem.
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[Dave chuckles]
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Well, you don't know
what you're missing.
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Yeah, I do. A roof.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey. You guys were
gone for a while.
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Yeah, that must've
been a good walk.
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We only walked two blocks.
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Your father stopped to yell
at one kid for cursing,
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then cursed at another kid
for yelling.
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So like you said, good walk.
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Get up.
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Move over.
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Man.
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You know what, baby, I think
we should take Dave and Gemma up
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on their offer and go camping.
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What? Your mom thinks
we should all go camping.
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I'm in.Sounds like fun to me.
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Who asked you?
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I think it might be fun.
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You know
my New Year's Resolution
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was to try
more white people stuff.
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Uh, you already made quinoa
and watched The Crown.
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Isn't that enough?
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Baby, we have not been
on a family vacation
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together in years.
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Yeah, and we've never
been camping.
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It always looks fun
in the movies. Yeah.
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Yeah, until the axe murderer
shows up.
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You know the black people are
always the first ones to die.
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Come on, Calvin.
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You and I could sneak off
on a hike, just the two of us,
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get in touch with nature.
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Oh, kind of like that flower bed
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after the Earth, Wind
& Fire concert, ah...
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[both laugh]You remember that.
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This is grosser
than Mom's quinoa.
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You should hear how they talk
when they think I'm not home.
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Oh, we know you at home.
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Smell that fresh air.
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[groans]
Are we there yet?
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We've been hiking forever.
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Grover, we've... we've walked
a hundred yards.
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You can still see
the car from here.
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Well, we're here now.
Let's set up camp.
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I have to pee.
Where's the bathroom?
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Ooh, son, get ready
to have your mind blown.
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It's wherever you want it to be.
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Cool.
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Whoa! Okay...
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Take it to the bushes,
Quick Draw.
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I wonder when the Butlers
are gonna get here.
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Tina said they had to stop
on the way and pick up supplies.
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I can't wait.
You know, I think
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Calvin's really
gonna like camping.
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And good for him for
being willing to get out
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of his comfort zone
and rough it with us.
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[horn honking "La Cucaracha"]
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Hey, Johnsons! Let the
roughing it begin!
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[horn honking "La Cucaracha"]
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This is so cool!
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[door opens]
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Hey, Gemma.
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You want some sushi?
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We didn't have
any fishing poles,
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so I figured we'd just skip
to the good part.
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Ooh, look at that.
Caught a California roll.
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[laughs]
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Oh, wow. Look at this place.
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Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?
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[chuckles]:
Yeah, it's quiet, it's remote,
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it's peaceful.
[exhales]
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Is what Dad said about that
axe murderer in your head, too?
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Totally.
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Hey, guys.
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[both screaming]
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Ha, ha, ha.
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What do you say, Dave?
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How do you like my tent?
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Gets 12 miles to the gallon.
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I can't believe
you rented an RV.
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Rented?
[chuckles]
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Man, I borrowed this
from my buddy Arthur.
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Yeah, he's been staying in it
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since he got caught
cheating on his wife.
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Lucky for him,
she fell down the stairs
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and he had to move back in
to take care of her.
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How is that lucky for him?
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You're right. Lucky for me.
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[laughs]
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Dad, I'm kind of hungry.
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Cool, great. Let's eat.
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Now, all we have to do is
collect a bunch of wood
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and kindling to start a fire.
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Once we get that
going, we'll hike
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about a quarter mile
down to the well,
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bring back some water, and boil
it-- which, at this altitude,
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should take about 45
minutes to an hour.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Ooh, it's a ton.
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But that's what's so
great about camping.
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Trust me, later tonight,
when you're eating a s'more
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cooked over a fire that
you built yourself,
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it is gonna be the best
thing that you ever tasted.
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This s'more is the best thing
I've ever tasted.
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How'd you make that so fast?
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Oh, there's a microwave
in there.
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I could make you one.
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Can I?
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Well, it's up to you, buddy.
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You can do it
the easy way, or you can...Bye.
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You know, Dave,
you're more than welcome.
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We're just about to watch
Man vs. Wildin there.
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Spoiler alert: man wins.
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[chuckles]
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Mmm.
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[both chuckle]
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You know, it's--
it's kind of nice out here.
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It's peaceful and quiet.
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You can really
hear yourself think.
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What are you thinking about?
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I'm thinking if this camping
thing goes well,
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the next white person thing
I might do is try mayonnaise.
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[laughs]
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Trust me, it's gonna go great.
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I've loved camping since
I was a little kid.
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Was it big out there
in Kalamazoo?
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Oh, I'm not from Kalamazoo.
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I'm not some big town
city slicker.
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[sighs]
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I'm from Hickory Corners.
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Well, I'm from Compton, and you
can't stand on those corners.
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[laughs]
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So what's it like there?
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Oh, just like every
other small town.
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One stoplight, a Dairy Queen
up by the highway
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with a broken soft serve
and some guy named Billy
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who can't stay out of trouble.
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But his dad's the sheriff,
so he gets away with murder.
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Mm. In my neighborhood,
that was Little D.
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His father was the sheriff?
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Yeah, let's go with that.
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♪
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♪ Paul Bunyan, Paul Bunyan
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♪ Lumberjack explorer
of the western plains... ♪
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On the shores of Michigan,
his story begins...
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He has been singing this
song for ten minutes
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and this is where
the story begins?
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Yeah, we out.
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Oh, yeah, thanks, guys.
This was a lot.
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Well-- A lot of what?
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Just a lot.
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Well, hold on, guys,
we haven't even gotten
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to ghost stories yet.
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Whoa, did he say ghost stories?
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He sure did.
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Legend has it that this campsite
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was built on the cursed remains
of a Native American graveyard.
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Mama!Nope.
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Well, looks like it's
just the Johnsons.
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Actually, I have to use
the bathroom.
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I'm gonna go pee
off that giant cliff again.
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W-Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
Hey. Let's just go in the RV.
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What? No, don't go in the RV.
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I don't want him
falling off a cliff.
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Well, he'll be fine.
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There's a river
at the bottom of it.
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This is gonna taste so much
better than from a microwave.
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Ooh. Ooh, baby.
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All right-- whoa.
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Oh-- hot! Hot! Hot!
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Hot!
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Still better.
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["Jungle Boogie" playing]
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♪ Get down, get down,
get down, get down... ♪
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Arthur may be a cheating dog
of a husband,
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but he sure knows
how to trick out an RV!
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Hey![cheering]
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Get it, baby, get it, baby.
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Ah, got that...
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Hey.
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You've been gone a half hour.
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I thought you were just taking
Grover to the bathroom.
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I was, but then they started
playing music
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and Marty challenged me
to a dance battle,
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so... I had to represent.
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This isn't what I wanted
this weekend to be like.
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This RV defeats the entire
purpose of being out here.
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Isn't the entire purpose
of being out here
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to get closer to each
other and have fun?
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I guess, I just... we're
supposed to be roughing it,
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not living in a mansion
on wheels.
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Whoa.
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[deep gurgling]
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Did I do that?
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[all groaning]Oh, my God,
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that smell!Oh, somebody punch me
in the nose!
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What-what happened?
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The sink started erupting
and then everything went black.
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Yeah, we must've
overloaded the power,
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and it caused the
septic pump to blow.
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Well, who would've known
borrowing a used RV
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from an unemployed divorcé
was a bad idea?
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Hey, well,
if we can't go back in there,
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where are we supposed to sleep?
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I've been waiting for you.
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[groans]
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Oh, God.
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[groans]
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Oh, man.
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Well, that was
a cozy night.
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Uh, baby, you got something
stuck to your forehead.
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GEMMA:
Oh!
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Sorry, uh, it's my mouthguard.
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I'm a grinder.
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That was your teeth?
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I thought it was an axe
murderer circling our tent.
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00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,284
Is that why you had
your arms around me?
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I didn't have my
arms around you.
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00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,383
Sorry, uh, thought
you were Gemma.
256
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,734
Well, I don't know
about anyone else,
257
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,301
but I need a cup of coffee.
258
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,042
MARTY: Yes.Great.
259
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,392
All we got to do is collect
some wood and kindling...
260
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,874
[all protesting]
261
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,311
There's a general store
by the park entrance.
262
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,052
We can just walk over there
and get some coffees
263
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,357
and some cleaning supplies.
264
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,359
Yeah, I'll see if I can
get the RV started,
265
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,839
so we can get out of here.
266
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,188
Well, hold on,
g-get out of here?
267
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,755
We haven't even hiked
to the waterfall yet.
268
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,583
Well, it's a good thing,
269
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,324
because I wasn't
gonna do that anyway.
270
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,850
I think after last night
we all just want to go home.
271
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,418
Really? Even you, buddy?
272
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:07,814
Sorry, Dad, without the RV,
camping's kind of boring.
273
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,773
Well, what about peeing outside?
274
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,557
It's just not as much fun
275
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:16,431
when you're allowed to do it.
276
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,434
I know, right?
277
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,828
Fine. You guys go ahead.
278
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,178
I guess I'll stay here
and start packing.
279
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,963
We'll be surrounded
by noise and traffic
280
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,660
and polluted air in no time.
281
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,401
Finally. Yes.
Good.Thank God.
282
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,882
Yes. Come on,
baby, come on.
283
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,492
Hey, Dave.
284
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,234
Before I get started,
is there anything around here
285
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:41,543
for breakfast that doesn't start
with "all you got to do is..."?
286
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,286
Yeah, there's some granola bars
287
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,983
in the bear canister.
288
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,116
The what?
The container.
289
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,682
You put your food in there
290
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,684
so you don't attract bears
or other wildlife.
291
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,469
You're trying
to tell me
292
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,427
a bear can't get
into this thing?
293
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,255
Not if it's locked.
They're not clever enough.
294
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,652
[grunting] All right.
295
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785
[growling]
296
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,932
Well, your
hat's stupid.
297
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,331
[sighs] It feels good
to be indoors again.
298
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,115
Yeah, I like trees a lot better
299
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,552
when they're chopped down
and used to hold up a roof.
300
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,425
Look, there's a nature center.
301
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,036
Oh.
302
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,517
Cool, I always enjoy
a good science exhibit.
303
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:58,402
Or a macabre
temple of death!
304
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:01,492
Can we...Leave? Yes.
305
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,191
Uh, we gonna wait outside.
306
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,584
Yeah, take our chances
with the axe murderer.
307
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,894
Morning, ladies.Good morning, Maynard.
308
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,591
Uh, look, I have
to warn you,
309
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,028
if you're here to buy alcohol,
310
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,247
I am gonna need
to see some IDs.
311
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,685
[laughter]Yeah, whatever you got,
312
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,079
just put a shot of it
in my coffee. I'm sorry.
313
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,776
I was just joking.
314
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,561
The park actually doesn't
allow me to sell alcohol.
315
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:30,130
Oh, she was just joking, too.No, I wasn't.
316
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,568
Well, it looks like you guys
must have quite a mess, huh?
317
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,049
Yeah.Yeah, the septic tank
in our RV blew up
318
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,268
right in the middle
of our dance party.
319
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,662
Good thing the song was telling
us to "slide to the left."
320
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,272
[laughs]Well, that sounds awful,
321
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,100
but I see it more
than you would think.
322
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,667
Luckily for you...
323
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,799
I have one mop left.
324
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,497
Yes, yes!
Thank you. [chuckles]
325
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,586
That's exactly
what we needed.Ah, you're welcome.
326
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,589
Coffee's two dollars,
cleaning supplies, ten,
327
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,591
and a mop, $100 even.
328
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,898
BOTH:
What!?
329
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,596
You're trying to charge us
$100 for a mop?
330
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,293
Well, you're welcome
to go to Target;
331
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,512
probably is a lot cheaper.
332
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,774
Oh, great, where is it?
333
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,558
Well, uh, just take
a left at the highway
334
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,125
and then go straight
for 30 miles.
335
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,129
Hopefully that bridge is open.
336
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,786
Ah!
337
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,876
This is the last time I listen
to you over Crackhead Victor.
338
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,445
You know,
339
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,882
you didn't even give camping
a chance, Calvin.
340
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,101
You could've had fun.
341
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,843
Fun... Oh, you want fun?
342
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,889
I'll show you fun.
343
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,586
[growling]
344
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,458
Very funny, Calvin.
345
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,460
Who's Calvin?
346
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,376
I'm a bear,
and I'm hungry for Dave!
347
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,683
Now you're just
being ridiculous.
348
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,033
A bear would never know my name.
349
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,866
D-D-D...
350
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,652
Dave, Dave, it's-it's-it's
a real bear.
351
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,828
Give it up, Calvin. Come on.
352
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,265
[growls]
353
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:07,967
Now, I got to admit,
that really did sound good.
354
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,578
[growls]
355
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,538
There's-there's a real
bear here, Calvin.
356
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,584
Okay... [stammers]
So w-what do we do?
357
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,628
We-we run for it?
358
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,630
No, no, no.
Bad idea.
359
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,806
Bears can run up to
25 miles an hour.
360
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,678
What can I run?
Like 30, 35?
361
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,117
[growls]
362
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,858
Okay, we-we need
to get to the RV.
363
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,860
Aw, man, it smells
terrible in there.
364
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,038
You know what?
I can live with it.
365
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,040
Go, go, go, go!
366
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,173
Maynard, you're not really gonna
367
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,610
charge us $100 for a mop?
368
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,438
I would love to cut
you guys a deal,
369
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,743
but capitalism, right?
370
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,745
This is a straight up
shakedown.
371
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,399
Well, now, see? She gets it.
372
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,836
No, no, no, no, no.
373
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,664
What I get is that you're
a two-bit hustler.
374
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,058
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Tina.
375
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,756
That's no way to treat
our friend from Oklahoma.
376
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,499
I saw your coffee mug.
Was I wrong?
377
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,459
Nope. Born and raised
in Boynton. [chuckles]
378
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,460
Wait, Boynton?
379
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,157
Mm-hmm.Are you kidding me?
380
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,159
Is there still
just one stoplight?
381
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,682
There is.
382
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,684
And is the Dairy Queen
still there?
383
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,122
You mean the one by the highway?With the broken soft serve?
384
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,907
[laughs] That's the one.Yeah, yeah! Wait.
385
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,517
What about the
sheriff's son, huh?
386
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,866
Is he still up to no good?
387
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,259
Oh, please, you kidding me?
388
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,304
He's the one who broke
the soft serve. Yeah!
389
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,175
[both laughing]
390
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,481
Oh!
391
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,787
Oh, my gosh, what a small world.
392
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,007
Oh, boy. No,
I-I-I can't take advantage
393
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,488
of a fellow Boyntonian.
20 bucks for everything.
394
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,750
Oh!
Oh, yes!
395
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,708
Thank you so much.Great.
396
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,536
You know what, you
never told me your name,
397
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,582
and I still know everybody
back in Boynton.
398
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,715
Oh... my name is...
399
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,849
Run, Tina!
400
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,419
This is how we do
in Hickory Corners.
401
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,466
This is all
your fault.
402
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,946
I knew camping
was stupid.
403
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,122
You know, every time
you yell at me
404
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,254
you're breathing
more of this air.
405
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,516
It's worth it.
406
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,259
I wonder what
attracted that bear.
407
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,087
You locked
the canister, right?
408
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,305
Of course I did.
409
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:19,272
It's not my fault
the bear's a genius.
410
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,317
This is a disaster.
411
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,712
I just wanted to share something
that I love with my family.
412
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,628
Then why'd you drag us into it?
413
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,935
Guess I think of you guys
as family.
414
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,590
You do?
415
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,245
Yeah, I mean, ever since
we moved out here
416
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,421
you guys have welcomed us
into your lives.
417
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,946
I don't know what we
would've done without you.
418
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,209
I mean,
419
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,298
you guys have done stuff
for us, too.
420
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,734
You know,
421
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,780
besides this incredibly
awful experience.
422
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,917
You know, if it wasn't for
the terrible smell and...
423
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,746
and the bear outside,
424
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,269
this would be kind of
a nice moment.
425
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,925
Yeah...
I guess it would be.
426
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,492
Oh, my God, our families!
427
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:09,322
I know, coming together
as one, right?
428
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:13,195
No, no. Our families are coming
back and there's a bear outside.
429
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,806
You're right. Okay,
we got to do something.
430
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,853
All right, look, I got a plan.
You're gonna run outside
431
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,420
and you're gonna
scare that bear away.
432
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,510
Okay. What are
you gonna do?
433
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,120
I'm gonna stay in here.
434
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,689
Grover's gonna need a man
in his life, Dave.
435
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,910
[growling]
436
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,610
Go away!
437
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:40,440
DAVE: Go, go, go!CALVIN: Go, boy, go!
438
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,485
Don't kill us!Go!
439
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,793
Yeah!
440
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,187
Whoa, it worked!
He's gone. That's right, bear!
441
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,406
We run this forest!
442
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,626
Ha!
443
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,542
Calvin, we did it!
We saved our families.
444
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,196
Yeah, like
I told you,
445
00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,547
when it comes to man
versus wild, man always...
446
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:04,246
[screaming] Whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
447
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:07,467
I-I-I thought that
stick was a snake.
448
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,432
So then the bear
reared up
449
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,173
on its hind legs
450
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,653
and it roared at us!
451
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,786
And that's when a even
bigger bear showed up.
452
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,180
Whoa!
453
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,269
You notice every time
they tell this story
454
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,184
there's more bears in it?
455
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,751
Shh, I don't want
to miss the part
456
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,057
where they saved
all our lives.
457
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:36,757
Look, I don't want to sound
too dramatic, but...
458
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,629
But, uh, we saved
all y'all lives.
459
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,677
There you go.
460
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,029
How many bears do you think
there really were?
461
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:55,863
Girl, it's probably
just a big-ass raccoon.
462
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,865
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