All language subtitles for John.Dies.at.the.End.2012.LIMITED.720p.BluRay.x264-GECKOS.HI
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese
Punjabi
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Telugu
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Odia (Oriya)
Kinyarwanda
Turkmen
Tatar
Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,061
MAN'S VOICE:
Solving the following riddle
2
00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,700
will reveal the awful secret
behind the universe,
3
00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,995
assuming you do not
go utterly mad in the attempt.
4
00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:28,196
Say you have an ax...
just a cheap one from Home Depot.
5
00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,740
(CHOPPING)
- On one bitter winter day
6
00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,707
you use said ax to behead a man.
(GRUNTING)
7
00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,176
Don't worry...
the man's already dead.
8
00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:38,179
Maybe you should worry,
'cause you're the one who shot him.
9
00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,011
He'd been a big twitchy guy
10
00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,881
with veined skin
stretched over swollen biceps,
11
00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,522
tattoo of a swastika on his tongue.
12
00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,248
And you're chopping off
his head because
13
00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:48,359
even with eight bullet holes in him,
14
00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,290
you're pretty sure he's about
to spring back to his feet
15
00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,589
and eat the look of terror
right off your face.
16
00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,858
You now have a broken ax.
17
00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:58,299
- So you go to the hardware store...
(BELL JINGLES)
18
00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:02,964
...explaining away the dark reddish
stains on the handle as barbeque sauce.
19
00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,474
(RAIN PATTERING)
- The repaired ax sits undisturbed
20
00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,236
in your house until the next spring
21
00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,813
- when one rainy morning...
(CHITTERING)
22
00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:13,816
So you grab your trusty ax
and chop the thing into several pieces.
23
00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:16,147
(CLANGS)
- On the last blow, however...
24
00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,314
Of course a chipped head means
yet another trip to the hardware store.
25
00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,253
As soon as you get home with
your newly-headed ax though...
26
00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:30,334
(GROANING)
- You meet the reanimated body
27
00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,231
of the guy you beheaded last year,
28
00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:35,430
only he's got a new head
stitched on with what looks like
29
00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,668
plastic weed-trimmer line
and wears that unique expression
30
00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,005
of you're-the-man-who-killed-me-
last-winter resentment
31
00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,114
that one so rarely encounters
in everyday life.
32
00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,943
So you brandish your ax.
33
00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,110
(RASPY)
That's the ax that slayed me.
34
00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,682
MAN'S VOICE:
Is he right?
35
00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,156
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
36
00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,443
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
37
00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,505
(DISTANT BARKING)
38
00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,392
(FIGURINE SQUEAKING)
39
00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,060
DAVE'S VOICE:
My name is David Wong.
40
00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,364
I once saw
a man's kidney grow tentacles,
41
00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,632
tear itself out
of a ragged hole in his back
42
00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,673
and go slapping
across my kitchen floor.
43
00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,868
But that's another story.
44
00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,810
(INHALES DEEPLY, GASPS)
45
00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,977
More side effects.
46
00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,518
It's always like this
when I'm on the Sauce.
47
00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,316
- I dosed six hours ago.
(PLATE CLINKS)
48
00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:02,921
My count had 5,829 grains
of rice on her plate.
49
00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,393
The rice was grown in Arkansas.
The guy who ran
50
00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,589
the John Deere harvester
was nicknamed Cooler.
51
00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,529
(SQUEAKING)
52
00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,199
I'm not a genius.
I'm not a psychic either.
53
00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,931
Just side effects, that's all.
54
00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,837
(MAN'S VOICE, DISTORTED)
David Wong?
55
00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,069
(NORMAL VOICE) David Wong?
56
00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,406
What, did you doze off there?
57
00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:25,880
Hey, you're...
you're Arnie, right?
58
00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,417
Arnie Blondestone.
Sorry I'm late.
59
00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,953
You don't look Asian,
Mr. Wong.
60
00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,718
I'm not.
I was born right here.
61
00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,602
Had my last name changed though.
Thought it'd make me harder to find.
62
00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,698
You know that Wong is
the most common surname in the world?
63
00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,391
Mmm. Is your family still around?
64
00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,868
No, I was adopted.
I never knew my real dad.
65
00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,871
You could be my dad for all I know.
66
00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,538
Are you my dad?
67
00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,701
Uh... (CHUCKLES)
68
00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,108
I don't think so, no.
69
00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,977
Anyway, my adopted family
moved away.
70
00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:01,483
I won't tell you
where they went, but...
71
00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,417
get out your pen, 'cause you're
gonna wanna write this down.
72
00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,650
My biological mom,
she was institutionalized.
73
00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,225
Must've been hard.
74
00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,623
She was a strung-out,
crank-addicted cannibal,
75
00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,789
dabbled in vampirism
and necromancy.
76
00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,435
Blew her welfare check
every month on black candles.
77
00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,162
Really? And I thought
my mom was bad
78
00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,807
because she wouldn't
let me watch "Space Ghost."
79
00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:26,274
- You pulling my leg?
- No, this is just what I do
80
00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:30,347
when I get nervous.
Um, she was bipolar, that's all.
81
00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:33,144
Couldn't keep a house.
But isn't the other story better though?
82
00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:35,912
- I think you should use that.
- I thought you wanted
83
00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,420
to get the truth out,
your side of it.
84
00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,684
If not, what are
we even doing here, Mr. Wong?
85
00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:45,125
You're right. Sorry.
86
00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,821
So you guys are...
you're what?
87
00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,991
You're some kind
of spiritualists?
88
00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,103
Exorcists?
Something like that?
89
00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:55,263
DAVE'S VOICE:
I could blow your world away, Arnie.
90
00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,430
If I show you
what's in this container,
91
00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,474
you'll never feel at one
with the human race
92
00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,112
until the day you die.
93
00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,441
You ever shit yourself, Arnie?
94
00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,777
'Cause you would've
if you'd been there last night.
95
00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,819
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
96
00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:16,156
MAN ON TV: He's a seeker
of truth in an age of fear.
97
00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,160
(MAN 2 WHISPERS) Marconi.
MAN: - He is willing to face down
98
00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,300
- the legions of evil.
MAN 2: - Marconi.
99
00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,560
MAN:
He will help his fellow man
100
00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,068
to find a path into the light.
101
00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,638
MAN 2: Marconi.
102
00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,867
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
103
00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,874
(CELLPHONE RINGS)
104
00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,541
(BEEPS)
105
00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,581
- Hello?
- Hey, this is John.
106
00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,190
Your pimp says bring
the crack shipment tonight
107
00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,849
or he'll be forced to stick you.
108
00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,086
Meet him where
we buried the Korean whore...
109
00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,094
the one without the goatee.
110
00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,233
DAVE'S VOICE:
That was John's code.
111
00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,231
It meant "Bring your gear
and come to my place
112
00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,267
as soon as you can.
It's important."
113
00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:01,428
John, it's 3:00
in the morning, man.
114
00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,199
JOHN:
Oh, and don't forget...
115
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,866
tomorrow's the day
we kill the president.
116
00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,534
- John.
(BEEPS)
117
00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:11,114
DAVE'S VOICE: That last part was code
for "Stop and pick me up some beer
118
00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,046
on the way."
(BEEPS)
119
00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,802
(CRICKETS CHIRPING) (KNOCKING)
120
00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,634
Dave. Come in.
121
00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,744
- Dave, this is Shelly.
(DOOR CLOSES)
122
00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,080
She needs our help.
123
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,388
So, Shelly, tell us your story.
124
00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:57,221
It's my boyfriend.
He won't leave me alone.
125
00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,830
He's been harassing me
for the past week.
126
00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,262
I'm terrified to go home.
127
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,129
- Miss...
- Morris.
128
00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:05,895
Miss Morris,
129
00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,936
I'd strongly recommend
a women's shelter.
130
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,903
They can help you get
131
00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,407
- a restraining order...
- My boyfriend...
132
00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:16,304
has been dead for two months.
133
00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,822
I didn't know where else to go.
134
00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,356
I heard through a friend
that you guys handle...
135
00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,653
unusual problems.
136
00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,262
Shelly, when he comes,
you can see him?
137
00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,592
Yes, and I can hear him.
138
00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,971
- He hits you?
- Man, what a dick!
139
00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,132
Shelly, in our experience,
140
00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,438
spiritual beings
that can manipulate objects
141
00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,603
in the physical world are rare.
142
00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:54,115
Uh, look, Miss Morris,
I really don't think...
143
00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,151
I told her
that we'd look into this tonight.
144
00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,516
I thought that maybe
you and I could go over there
145
00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,817
and show this bastard what's what.
146
00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,470
JOHN:
So where do you see him mostly?
147
00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,039
SHELLY:
In the basement.
148
00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,509
And once in the bathroom
149
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,671
when I was on the toilet,
he stuck his hand
150
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,408
- through the seat once.
- Okay, just...
151
00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,211
just show us the basement door.
152
00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,211
SHELLY:
It's that way.
153
00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:41,927
(DAVE SIGHS)
154
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,901
(FLASHLIGHT CLICKS)
- Well... (CLEARS THROAT)
155
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,601
- he's not here.
- Big surprise.
156
00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,172
She seems like a nice girl,
doesn't she?
157
00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,443
She reminds me of Amber... Amy's friend.
When she came to my door tonight
158
00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,287
I actually thought
it was her for a second.
159
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,742
Oh, by the way, Dave, I wanted
to thank you for coming along.
160
00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:07,188
I'm not saying I'm gonna take advantage
of her distress or anything, but...
161
00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,021
(CLICKS)
DAVE: - Aw, jeez.
162
00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,861
Ooh.
Guy must've been a hunter.
163
00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,465
(THUDS)
164
00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:18,728
Wait. John.
165
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,964
Did I hear you say that you thought
that she looked like Amber?
166
00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:25,234
- Yeah.
- John, Amber's almost as tall as me.
167
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,936
Like, just under six feet,
blonde hair, kinda top-heavy.
168
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,207
Yeah, I know.
She's cute as hell, right?
169
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:34,580
Yeah, and you think
that Shelly looks like her?
170
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:38,052
- The girl sitting upstairs?
- Yeah.
171
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,215
John, Shelly's short.
172
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,928
Short with dark hair,
173
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,962
blue eyes.
174
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:52,569
God damn it.
I knew she was too good to be true.
175
00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,898
(SIGHS)
176
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,807
Uh, Shelly.
177
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,744
John and I are having
a bit of a problem here.
178
00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,646
We're both seeing completely
different versions of you.
179
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,481
Now John here has eyesight problems
180
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:14,489
'cause of his constant masturbation,
but I don't think...
181
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,856
(HISSING) (GUYS SCREAM)
182
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,623
(WHIMPERING)
183
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,329
Oh! God!
184
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,494
Ah! Oh!
185
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,811
Ah! Ah! Oh.
186
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,880
- That door cannot be opened!
- No.
187
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,112
They love to play games, don't they?
188
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,151
- It's all they have time for.
(THUDDING)
189
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,495
(CHITTERS)
190
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,009
(GASPS)
191
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,804
(RASPY BREATHING)
192
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,244
(ROARS)
193
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,496
(GRUNTING)
194
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,773
You disappoint me.
All these years we've dueled.
195
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,673
You will never defeat me, Marconi.
196
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,835
Wait, Dr. Albert Marconi?
The guy who hosts
197
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,278
the "Magical Mystery" show
on the Culture Channel?
198
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,044
You dumb-ass. Marconi?
199
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,881
Marconi's like 50 years old.
200
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,454
The guy's got white hair.
(LAUGHS)
201
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,022
We're not your nemesis.
202
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,921
Okay, I'll tell you what...
if we can get you in touch with Marconi
203
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,462
so you two can work out your
little differences, will you release us?
204
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,601
- You lie!
- No no no, we're in the same business.
205
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,259
- We got a direct line. Here.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
206
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,539
(BEEPS)
207
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,370
(CROWD CHANTING)
Marconi! Marconi!
208
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:16,878
Marconi! Marconi! Marconi!
209
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,607
- Monsieur?
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
210
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,889
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
211
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,267
- Yes?
- S'il vous plaît.
212
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,565
MAN ON TV: ...unseen forces
swirling around us, willing to
213
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,005
- face down the legions of evil...
- Yes.
214
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,667
...and helping
his fellow man to find the path
215
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,780
from darkness into the light.
216
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,577
From sold-out engagements
in Rome, Tel Aviv,
217
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,983
- Madison Square Garden and Las Vegas...
- Sir.
218
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,487
- Hello, Doctor.
(MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY)
219
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,820
Uh, yeah, John is feeling better.
Thank you for asking.
220
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,963
I'm afraid we have
a situation 53 here.
221
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,826
Mm-hmm.
222
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,764
Yeah, would you be willing to speak
directly to the manifestation?
223
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,301
Okay, yeah, I will.
224
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,203
We have a deal?
225
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,777
(SQUISHES)
226
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:27,049
So we meet again, Marconi.
227
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,482
You thought...
(ROARS)
228
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:37,020
Damn. He's good.
229
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,855
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
Marconi. Marconi.
230
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,624
(HUMPHS)
231
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:46,794
- Marconi. Marconi. (CHEERS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
232
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,802
ARNIE:
Spiritualists? Exorcists?
233
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,339
You guys already have a bit
of a following though, don't ya?
234
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,841
I found a couple
of discussion boards on the web
235
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,377
devoted to you and your friend
236
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,141
and your... hobby, I guess.
237
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,842
DAVE'S VOICE:
Okay, I'm not farting around.
238
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,545
You have 83¢
in your front pocket, Arnie...
239
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,021
three quarters,
a nickel, three pennies.
240
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,686
The pennies are dated
1983, 1993 and 1999.
241
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,029
(CHUCKLES) (COINS JINGLE)
242
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,701
(CHUCKLES, CLICKS TONGUE)
243
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,005
Well, I'll be damned.
244
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,512
That's a neat trick, Mr. Wong.
245
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,631
If you flip the nickel 10 times,
you'll get heads,
246
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,186
heads, tails, heads, tails,
tails, tails, heads, tails, tails.
247
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,183
I don't think I wanna
take the time to do that.
248
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,554
Last night you had
a dream, Arnie.
249
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,557
You dreamt you were being chased
through the forest by your mother.
250
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,923
She was lashing you with a whip
251
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,964
made of knotted penises.
252
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,737
DAVE'S VOICE: That's right, Arnie.
Everything you know is wrong.
253
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,310
You've got my attention,
Mr. Wong.
254
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,207
DAVE:
Oh, it gets better.
255
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,473
A lot better.
256
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,083
DAVE'S VOICE:
Bullshit. What it gets is worse.
257
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,311
A lot worse.
258
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,388
It started just
a couple of years ago.
259
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,821
We were just a year
or two out of high school,
260
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,757
- just kids.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
261
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,658
So that friend of mine, John,
262
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,457
he had a band.
263
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,298
I once knew a man...
264
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,840
actually, I made that up.
One, two, three, four!
265
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,000
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
266
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,009
♪ My melon soul ♪
267
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,581
♪ Camel Holocaust ♪
268
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,615
♪ Crushed by
your Gallagher of apathy ♪
269
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,083
♪ Camel Holocaust ♪
270
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,947
♪ There's a wolf behind you! ♪
271
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,184
♪ Camel Holocaust ♪
272
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,692
♪ No wait, it's just a dog ♪
273
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,661
♪ Camel Holocaust ♪
274
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,324
♪ Hair! Hair! ♪
275
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:01,438
♪ Hair!
Hair! ♪
276
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,505
♪ My hat smells like lubricant ♪
277
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,143
♪ Camel Holocaust ♪
278
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,438
♪ I don't want to touch it... ♪
279
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,480
DAVE: Telling the story now,
I'm tempted to say something like,
280
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,480
"Who would've thought
my friend John would help
281
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,312
bring about the end of the world?"
282
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,546
♪ Hair! Hair! ♪
283
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,714
♪ Hair!
Hair! ♪
284
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,986
♪ Hair! Hair! ♪
285
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,698
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
286
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,677
- Hey, Fred.
- Hey.
287
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,678
Here's to all
of the kisses I've snatched
288
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,975
and vice-versa.
289
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,909
- Amen.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
290
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,679
(BOY SPEAKS)
GIRL: - Justin.
291
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,379
Girl, what you thinking?
292
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,320
- Justin, please!
- Get your hand off me.
293
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,187
GIRL:
Please give it back to me, Justin.
294
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,386
(LAUGHING)
- Please?
295
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,165
(DISTORTED)
Please give it back to me, Justin.
296
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,323
JUSTIN: - Get your hand off me, girl.
GIRL: - No!
297
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,536
(JUSTIN LAUGHS)
298
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,770
Could I have that back, please?
299
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,883
(SQUEAKING)
300
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:26,387
Umm, hey, you're...
you're Amy, right?
301
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,025
Um...
302
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,682
do you want a beer?
303
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,629
No, my dog just...
304
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,197
bit some Jamaican guy.
I've got to go find him.
305
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,597
Man, my uncle lost a foot
in his riding mower.
306
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,198
Says you can still feel it.
What's that... what's that called?
307
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,369
Fantasy leg situation
or something like that?
308
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,977
It's called phantom limb syndrome,
309
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,444
and all amputees get it
and it goes away.
310
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,406
Asshole.
311
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,247
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
312
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,820
Good one, Fred.
313
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:12,295
(MAN LAUGHING)
I'm floating, man.
314
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,802
- And that's real magic, man.
- What's up?
315
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,407
Is there some guy exposing
himself over there?
316
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,099
Oh my God,
that guy just levitated...
317
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,474
- right off the ground.
- How high?
318
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,342
MAN 2: - Wow.
GIRL: - Ooh.
319
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,585
You gotta love the skeptic, man.
320
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,276
Lemme guess...
321
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,286
about six inches
above the grass, right?
322
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,254
Balducci levitation?
323
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:38,793
Let's see. What can I do
to impress Mr. Skeptic Man here?
324
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,953
Ah, look at there.
325
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,327
You forgot to wash behind
your ears there, didn't ya?
326
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,499
It's a quarter, right?
327
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,697
(CHUCKLES) (CHITTERS)
328
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,275
Well, the bug's a nice touch.
329
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,809
(BLOWS)
- Oh.
330
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,503
Do you dream, man?
331
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,548
I interpret dreams... for a beer.
332
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,345
Well, I don't have any beer,
333
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,681
so I guess I'm out of luck.
334
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,881
I'll tell you what I'll do,
Mr. Skeptic Man.
335
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,052
I'll do it like Daniel
in the Old Testament.
336
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,322
I'll tell you
the last dream that you had
337
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,023
and then I'll break down
it's meaning for ya.
338
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,829
And if I'm right, you owe me a beer.
Okay, man?
339
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,635
Sure. (SIGHS)
340
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,004
I mean, you've obviously been blessed
with supernatural gifts.
341
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,578
What better way to use them
than to fish for free beer at parties?
342
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,206
You had this one
343
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,544
early this morning
344
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,414
in the middle
of the thunderstorm.
345
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,418
And in the dream, you were back
346
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,682
with your girlfriend Tina.
347
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,417
DAVE'S VOICE:
Whoa. How'd he know that?
348
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,062
And you come home
and she's there
349
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,027
with this big
honking pile of dynamite
350
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,066
and one of them
cartoon plunger detonators,
351
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,032
ready to blow.
352
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,001
And you say,
"What you doing?"
353
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:58,540
(WHISPERS)
And she says, "This," and boom.
354
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,177
Your eyes snap open
355
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:03,211
and the explosion
at the end of the dream
356
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,179
become the clap of thunder
outside of your window.
357
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,215
(CHUCKLES)
358
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,287
So tell me, man... am I close?
359
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,050
DAVE'S VOICE:
Holy shit.
360
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,590
Okay.
(CHUCKLES)
361
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,285
You made a lucky guess.
362
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,932
You see?
You gotta ask yourself, man...
363
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:27,299
you gotta be really brave to ask
yourself the scary questions.
364
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:31,135
How did your mind know, David,
365
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,800
- that the thunder was coming?
- How'd you know my...
366
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,641
The thunder came right as she hit
the detonator at the end of your dream.
367
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,546
Your mind started the dream
30 seconds before the thunder.
368
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,620
Now how did the mind know
that the thunder was coming?
369
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,314
Hmm?
(CHUCKLES)
370
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,754
Because...
371
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,318
time is an ocean...
372
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,294
(WHISPERING) not a garden hose.
373
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,764
Space is a puff of smoke,
a wisp of cloud.
374
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,596
(CHUCKLES)
375
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,295
Your mind...
376
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,169
is a flying corn snake,
377
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:07,937
hovering through
all the possibilities.
378
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,511
(CHUCKLES)
379
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,341
Whatever.
380
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,851
MAN: You want to know
where your papa really was
381
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,987
when you were in hospital
with broke leg?
382
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,657
Do you want me to tell you
the name of your soulmate?
383
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,021
Or how she'll die?
384
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,288
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
385
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:30,332
Do you want to know when the first
nuclear bomb will hit American soil?
386
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,164
Or in which city?
387
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,828
(LAUGHS)
388
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:40,000
Hey, man!
You owe me a beer, man!
389
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,348
(CHEERS, APPLAUSE)
390
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:50,282
(MUSIC FADES)
391
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,945
(CROWD CHANTS)
Three Ann Sally! Three Arm Sally!
392
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,956
(PANTING)
- Oh. Where'd you come from?
393
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,458
(CLICKS TONGUE)
394
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,289
- Good dog.
(WHINES)
395
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,490
(WHIMPERS)
- Oh.
396
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,158
Help yourself.
397
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,167
(EXHALES)
398
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:12,069
(WHIMPERS) (CHUCKLES)
399
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,838
Okay, Bark Lee,
400
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,742
you and me'll go visit Amy,
401
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:20,076
see if we can't get back
in her good graces.
402
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,084
(ENGINE STARTS)
403
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,890
(COUGHS)
404
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,427
(CHITTERING)
405
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,037
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
406
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,946
(BEEPS)
- John, what's going on?
407
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,208
JOHN:
I can't get out of my apartment.
408
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,215
- What?
- I'm scared, Dave.
409
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,285
I mean it.
It... it can't be real. It can't.
410
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,514
The way that it moves,
the way it's made...
411
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:02,124
this is not a product
of any kind of evolution or anything,
412
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:03,561
but it still managed to bite me.
413
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,559
- What?
- Can you come over?
414
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,289
- Yeah, I'll be there in 12 minutes.
(BEEPS)
415
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:09,865
(YELPS, WHINES)
- Oh!
416
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,095
(SIGHS)
417
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,261
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
418
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,804
John?
419
00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,236
(CREAKS)
420
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,383
John?
421
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:33,053
John.
John, I'm gonna call the police.
422
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,123
(GRUNTS)
- Oh!
423
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,955
It almost killed you!
You're a fucking idiot. You know that?
424
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,495
(WHIMPERS)
- Now we're both gonna die!
425
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,394
- You ready? Go!
- Yeah. Ahh.
426
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,591
Ahh! Ahh.
427
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,759
John?
428
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,339
(MOUTHS)
429
00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,942
(WHISPERING) Do not move.
- What?
430
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,738
I know you don't believe me,
but when you turn around, you will.
431
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,006
(PANTING) Don't scream.
432
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,081
If you scream, you're dead.
433
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:03,186
Now, very slowly, turn around.
434
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,289
There! It moved!
435
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,585
John, you can either come
with me to the hospital
436
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:11,455
or I'm gonna call
an ambulance, all right?
437
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,187
But I'm not gonna just
stand around
438
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,072
- in your apartment while you...
(PANTS)
439
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,124
Door! Go!
(WHIMPERING)
440
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,701
(CRASHES) (BOTTLES CLATTER)
441
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,838
(DOS YAWNING)
442
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,220
(CHITTERING)
443
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,875
Get in the car.
444
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,655
(METAL CLANKING)
445
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,589
- Why don't you tell me what this is?
- You don't want to touch that.
446
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,388
You shouldn't have come here.
447
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:22,395
- You called me. You begged me.
- What? I did?
448
00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:25,091
- When?
- Just tell me what this stuff is, John.
449
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,863
They're gonna ask me,
so just tell me before you fall asleep.
450
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,940
(SIGHS) All right, I remember now.
I was... I remember calling you.
451
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,666
It's hard, okay,
'cause everything's running together.
452
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:35,607
I kept calling you.
I kept calling and calling and calling.
453
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:37,679
(LAUGHS)
I bet I called you like 20 times.
454
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,611
You kept getting all weird on me.
455
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:42,013
You know what I think? You're gonna
be getting phone calls from me
456
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:44,347
for the next eight or nine years...
all from tonight.
457
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,512
I couldn't help it.
I couldn't get oriented.
458
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,385
It was like I kept slipping out of time.
459
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,685
(WOOFS)
460
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,855
(KEYS JINGLE)
- No, wait. Where are we gonna go?
461
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,397
- Emergency room, John.
- What? No. No. No.
462
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,475
Yeah. I don't know what else to do.
I'm not gonna play this game with you.
463
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,471
Hey, let's go to your place
or something. Any place but here.
464
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:04,699
Someplace safe.
465
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,742
DAVE: So you don't know
the name of the drug?
466
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,021
Robert called it "the Soy Sauce,"
but now I'm thinking
467
00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:13,337
that was just the nickname.
It's not actually soy sauce.
468
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,113
- Wait-Robert?
- The guy with...
469
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,220
Oh, right yeah,
the fake magical Jamaican.
470
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,481
- What was his last name?
- Marley.
471
00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:22,455
Ah. Of course.
Robert Marley.
472
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,389
And that guy's the one
who gave you the...
473
00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:26,552
We were
in the One Ball parking lot, right?
474
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,561
Just passing around ajoint.
475
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,064
That Jamaican guy...
476
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,726
he pulls out this Sauce and goes,
477
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:37,339
(JAMAICAN ACCENT) "It be
opening doors to other worlds, man."
478
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,305
(LAUGHS) (CELLPHONE RINGING)
479
00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,569
Did anyone else take it?
480
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,837
That stuff, Dave,
481
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,345
I'm remembering things
that haven't happened yet.
482
00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:48,815
- I mean that didn't happen.
- John, answer my question.
483
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,079
- Did anyone else take the Sauce?
(RINGING STOPS)
484
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,189
(WHISPERING) I don't know!
That's what I'm trying to say!
485
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,983
We went to Robert's trailer...
(SIGHS)
486
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,990
Andy and those guys,
they didn't want to come.
487
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,549
I think they got freaked out
when they saw a needle come out.
488
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,689
And you still actually tried that shit?
489
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,834
Are you kidding me?
How could I not? (CHUCKLES)
490
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:07,300
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
- Dave, please please please,
491
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,995
answer your phone
or just turn it off.
492
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,538
Okay, all right.
493
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,808
- Yeah?
JOHN OVER PHONE: - Dave?
494
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,503
It's me.
495
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,475
- Is this a recording?
- What? No.
496
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,679
Look, I don't know if we've talked
tonight but we don't have much time.
497
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:28,791
I think I called you and told you
to come here. If so, don't do it.
498
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:31,188
If I haven't called,
then obviously you shouldn't.
499
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,557
- Just stay away, regardless.
- Who is this?
500
00:27:33,719 --> 00:27:35,460
It's John.
Can you hear me?
501
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:38,227
(WHISPERING)
I can hear you and I can see you.
502
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,131
You're sitting right here next to me.
503
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,238
Well, then just talk
to me in person then.
504
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:45,238
Oh wait, do I look like
I'm injured in any way?
505
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,536
- What?
- Shh. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
506
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,144
- Say hello to me.
(BEEPS)
507
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,983
Was that me?
508
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,816
It was me, wasn't it?
509
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,918
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, Dave.
(SIGHS)
510
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:07,996
No, I really am. I'm sorry
for messing up your sleep cycle.
511
00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:09,313
DAVE:
Come on, get in the car.
512
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,231
I'm sorry for everything
that's gonna happen.
513
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,098
All the people that are gonna...
514
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:17,206
(SIGHS) explode.
515
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:22,107
DAVE:
John. John, wake up.
516
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,905
He's still breathing.
517
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,610
(RATTLES)
518
00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:42,588
Fuck it.
519
00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:45,633
(SNIFFLES) (DIALING)
520
00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:51,305
(RINGING)
521
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,602
MAN:
Saint Dom's.
522
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,975
Uh, hi.
I need a priest.
523
00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:00,582
Well, this is Father Shelnut.
524
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,379
- What can I do for you?
- Do you...
525
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,579
have any experience with, like...
526
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,280
demonism?
527
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,585
Like hauntings,
possessions and all that?
528
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,989
SHELNUT:
Look, people say they see things
529
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:15,723
or hear voices in their head,
we generally refer them to a counselor.
530
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,163
No no no. No no.
I'm not crazy.
531
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:21,770
- Other people have...
- No, I didn't mean to imply that.
532
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,668
Why don't you come talk to me?
533
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:27,003
And then even if you need
to see a professional,
534
00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,406
I've got a brother-in-law
who's real good.
535
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:32,811
- What do you think it's like, Father?
- What's what like?
536
00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:35,315
Being crazy, mentally ill.
537
00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:38,284
Well, they never know
they're ill, do they?
538
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:42,357
I mean, you can't diagnose yourself with
the same organ that has the disease,
539
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,619
just like you can't see
your own eyeball.
540
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,660
I suppose you just feel regular
541
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:49,697
and the rest of the world seems
to go crazy around you.
542
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:52,165
But let's just suppose
that I actually...
543
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:55,703
I mean, in reality,
ran into something from beyond the...
544
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:57,204
(STABS)
- Oh fuck!
545
00:29:57,362 --> 00:30:00,935
(WHIMPERS) Ah!
546
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,101
Ah.
(PANTING)
547
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,944
DAVE'S VOICE: I'll try
to explain this without cursing,
548
00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:09,949
but the black shit
from Planet X that came out
549
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:12,349
from that motherfucker
looked like it had grown hair.
550
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:15,856
Did I mention that the stuff
was moving? Twitching?
551
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,554
(NEEDLE CLATTERS)
552
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,825
(WHIMPERS) (RASPY BREATHING)
553
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:27,563
Uh, hello?
Are you still there?
554
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:30,002
SHELNUT:
Yes, son, I am.
555
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,199
Just keep calm, okay?
556
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,970
Nothing you're seeing is real.
557
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:38,637
DAVE'S VOICE: I could feel it,
that strange venomous warmth
558
00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:40,477
spreading through my thigh.
559
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:43,586
DAVE:
Look, I appreciate your time, but...
560
00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:46,102
I'm starting to think there's
nothing you can do to help me.
561
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,158
Son, I'm going
to be honest with you.
562
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:51,317
We both know you're fucked.
563
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,394
DAVE:
Excuse me?
564
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:56,556
Your mom writes on the walls
with her own shit.
565
00:30:56,722 --> 00:31:00,363
Great changes are coming
to Deadworld, my son...
566
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,506
waves of maggots
over oceans of rot.
567
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:05,608
You'll see it, David.
568
00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:08,040
You'll see it with your own eyes.
569
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:10,907
(DEMONIC VOICE)
Do you understand?
570
00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,743
(PANTING) (BEEPS)
571
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,847
(TIRES SCREECH)
572
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,561
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(CHITTERING)
573
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,963
(ENGINE REWING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
574
00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:47,250
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
575
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,916
MAN:
Be calm.
576
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,615
(CRITTER PURRING)
- Drive.
577
00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,718
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(CRITTER CHITTERING)
578
00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:02,058
(CHOMPS) (SCREAMS)
579
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,496
- Ah.
MAN: - Drive.
580
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,636
Just drive.
581
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,772
(TIRES SCREECH)
582
00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,900
Wanna... ahh!
583
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:14,668
John! John!
584
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,574
John, wake up!
585
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:22,741
(WHIMPERS)
- Who the fuck are you?
586
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,355
(PURRING)
- My name is Roger North.
587
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,992
Congratulations.
Now who the fuck are you
588
00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:32,424
and what's this fucking thing
you've got on my chest?!
589
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,962
My interest is only in you.
590
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,795
It is said out
of genuine concern for your safety.
591
00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:43,264
A very important role
you must play.
592
00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:47,640
Korrok is a powerful adversary.
593
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,777
Things are in motion, Mr. Wong.
594
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:56,279
- Fascinating.
- What?
595
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:59,820
They harvest insects here,
do they not? For their honey?
596
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,123
Do the bees know that
they make the honey for you
597
00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:08,492
or do their work tirelessly because
they think it is their own choice?
598
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,189
(EXHALES)
- Have you ever noticed
599
00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:12,892
when you hear a word
for the very first time in your life,
600
00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:16,870
you will hear that word
again within 24 hours?
601
00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:20,566
Do you ever wonder
why sometimes you'll see
602
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:24,646
a single shoe
lying alongside the road?
603
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:29,852
(CLICKS) (WOOFS)
604
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,545
I've been watching you
for some time,
605
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:35,692
but there are great gaps
in my knowledge.
606
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:40,557
Do you know I observed a man
who masturbated until he bled?
607
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,027
Did he want to do that?
608
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,064
And you, when you're alone...
609
00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,860
(GRUNTS) (SIZZLING)
610
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,062
(TIRES SCREECH)
(CRITTER SCREECHING)
611
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,011
(ROARS)
612
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,673
(GRUNTS) (SQUEALS)
613
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,284
(GUN COCKS)
614
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,550
Okay. Okay.
615
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,025
This thing I got pointed at you...
you know what it does?
616
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,960
I believe I have an idea, yes.
617
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:18,727
And are you familiar
with the old human saying
618
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,097
"I want to shoot you so bad,
my dick's hard"?
619
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,297
I don't believe I do.
620
00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,738
Maybe you'll hear it again
in the next 24 hours
621
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,468
if you don't try to fuck with me.
622
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,742
Now shut up and don't move.
623
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,315
(ROGER WHIMPERS)
624
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,649
(CHITTERING)
625
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:49,755
(STOMPING)
626
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,330
Things are in motion, huh?
627
00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:55,493
(BARK LEE BARKS)
628
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:02,970
- Huh. Nice work, Bark Lee.
(WHIMPERS)
629
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,654
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
630
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:15,155
MAN: David Wong?
631
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:19,859
- Yeah.
- Detective Lawrence Appleton.
632
00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:22,760
Would you please step out of the car?
You and your friend?
633
00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:24,093
He's...
634
00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:26,296
resting.
635
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,995
Get the fuck out of the car.
636
00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:36,605
I want to thank you
for coming down, Mr. Wong.
637
00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,710
I bet it's been quite
a night for you, huh?
638
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,612
Where's John?
639
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:45,550
Oh, he's fine.
He's talking to another officer
640
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:49,351
- a few rooms from here.
- John... he's talking? Really?
641
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,994
Since you're both gonna tell me
the unvarnished truth,
642
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,460
you don't have to worry
about your stories matching.
643
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:57,395
Do you?
Just tell me what you did last night.
644
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,831
Well, I went to a party by the lake.
645
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,993
I left around midnight.
646
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,833
I was asleep by 2:00.
647
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,975
Ooh, you sure about that?
648
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:08,042
You sure you didn't go over
to the One Ball Inn?
649
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:11,043
You know, on Grand Avenue?
Grab a nightcap?
650
00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:12,840
Your buddies were all there.
651
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:16,008
No, I had work in the morning.
I went straight home.
652
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,246
DAVE'S VOICE:
As I spoke, a strange jittery energy
653
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:22,483
began to rise up in me,
radiating from the chest out.
654
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:25,821
At that moment, things began
to clarify and become simple.
655
00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:29,193
All of a sudden I was startled to find
I could see the cop's next question
656
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,095
before he spoke it...
word for word.
657
00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:33,702
- "Have you heard the name..."
- Have you heard the name
658
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,532
(DISTORTED) Nathan Curry?
A guy about your age.
659
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,369
His parents own a body shop
right here in town.
660
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,532
No.
661
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:41,871
DAVE'S VOICE:
"How about Shelby Winder?"
662
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,070
How about Shelby Winder?
663
00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:47,444
Heavy girl.
Senior at East Side High.
664
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:50,245
- Justin White?
- No, sorry.
665
00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:52,217
What happened?
666
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,084
DAVE'S VOICE:
Everything was obvious now.
667
00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:56,122
All the walls of the maze
turned to glass.
668
00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:58,056
I IMMEDIATELY KNEW TWO THINGS:
669
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,560
this list of people had
all been at the party last night
670
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,790
and they were all now dead
or heading there.
671
00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:05,958
How do you know that?
How do you know any of this?
672
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,627
Magic?
You know damn well why.
673
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,205
That black shit John took
made blood contact with you.
674
00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,535
(CHUCKLES)
- Now you're getting high, partner,
675
00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:17,043
on the Soy Sauce.
It's got you.
676
00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,808
At least nine people
at the One Ball Inn
677
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,973
at closing time 12 hours ago...
678
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,643
three are missing.
Your friend is here.
679
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:26,880
The rest are dead.
680
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,787
Your friend is
the only known survivor
681
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,484
of the One Ball Nine.
682
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:34,425
And now don't take
offense at this...
683
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:37,590
but he's not looking
too healthy right about now.
684
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,667
Did he say anything this morning?
685
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:41,804
John called me last night,
talking crazy...
686
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,305
paranoia, hallucinations, the whole
monsters-in-his-apartment bit.
687
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,823
Said he couldn't remember
how he got where he was like that.
688
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,936
Did he say what he was on?
689
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,141
No.
690
00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:54,078
You know we'll
find out anyway, right?
691
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,946
I'm not interested
in booking a bunch
692
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,018
of your raver buddies
for popping pills.
693
00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:01,089
To somebody like me,
dead bodies are what matters.
694
00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:04,125
Now if somebody is out there
selling poison...
695
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,159
I would tell you if I knew.
696
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,358
So what, that's how everyone died?
697
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,127
Overdose?
698
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,468
What about that guy?
You know him?
699
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,166
Yeah, he was there.
(TAPS)
700
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:22,709
Whatever John had,
he got it from this guy.
701
00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:25,848
That's Bruce Matthews.
He runs an amateur
702
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,143
unlicensed pharmaceutical operation
703
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,843
on the corner
of 30th and Lexington.
704
00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,488
And those?
705
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,782
Before.
706
00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:36,385
After.
707
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,293
What could even
do that to a person?
708
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,492
Like a bomb or some kind of...
709
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,036
Nothing you'd know how to do.
I'm sure of that.
710
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:52,903
Maybe it's something not within
the bounds of our familiarity.
711
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,873
- What I...
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
712
00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,206
(WHISPERS) Sir, we need you
in the other room now.
713
00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:04,378
APPLETON:
Hey, what the hell's going on?
714
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,317
God damn it.
715
00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:09,219
(CHATTERING)
716
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:18,333
Your friend...
717
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,602
- he's dead.
(TAPE RECORD CLICKS)
718
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,739
Sorry. Hold on.
719
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,738
So, uh...
720
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:28,935
black stuff...
this Soy Sauce.
721
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,943
That's a drug, right?
722
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:33,673
- Oh, I'll get to that.
- It makes you smarter when you take it.
723
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,579
It lets you read minds
and all that.
724
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:39,449
It heightens your senses, I think.
725
00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:43,286
I don't know. It's like...
when you're on it, it's like overload.
726
00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:45,291
Like if you hooked
your car radio up
727
00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:47,862
to one of those interplanetary
SETI antennas,
728
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,295
you just get shit
from all over the place.
729
00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:53,265
You can see things
you shouldn't be able to.
730
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,097
And you've still got
some of this stuff?
731
00:39:56,561 --> 00:40:00,373
- I'm getting to that.
- You're on it right now.
732
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:03,879
You're on it right now
733
00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:06,037
and that's how you did
the whole thing
734
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:09,048
with the coins and the dreams
and all that earlier.
735
00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:12,154
Yeah, I took some today.
736
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:15,484
- It's fading though.
- The effects don't last that long?
737
00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:17,320
The side effects
don't last that long.
738
00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:20,622
The effects will last
the rest of my life, I think.
739
00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:22,890
DAVE'S VOICE:
Maybe longer.
740
00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:25,432
Wow. Okay, so...
so wait a minute.
741
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,967
The kids that died...
742
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,731
that was that
rave overdose, wasn't it?
743
00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:32,615
I remember all that... a couple
of years ago, seeing that on the news.
744
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,837
I thought they got ahold
of some tainted ecstasy or something.
745
00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,001
- You're the guy...
- Something like that.
746
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:39,774
Okay, so if I contact this...
747
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,680
Detective Appleton,
he'll remember talking to you?
748
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,480
(CHUCKLES)
Good luck finding him.
749
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,285
So what do you think?
750
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,189
Huh, well...
751
00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,523
I think you've got a book here,
752
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,597
probably,
if you flesh it out a little bit.
753
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,756
A book?
754
00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:01,870
Meaning a work of fiction?
Meaning it's all bullshit?
755
00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:04,199
Hey, a story's a story.
756
00:41:04,362 --> 00:41:05,932
I'm just a feature reporter,
757
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:09,510
so the fact that you think
it happened is my story.
758
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:13,638
You know, I don't remember leaving
the house with any coins in my pocket.
759
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,366
I think you could've
slipped them to me.
760
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,884
Without you feeling it?
761
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:19,885
And the thing with the dream?
Come on, Arnie.
762
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:21,955
I think you're trying
to be one of those...
763
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:25,959
(LAUGHS) one of those mentalists,
like that Dr. Marconi on TV.
764
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:29,394
(SCOFFS)
Dr. Marconi may be theatrical,
765
00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:32,535
but believe me, he's not an act.
766
00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:34,795
Well, I caught Marconi's act in Vegas,
767
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:37,963
and your story sounds like a lot
of the same kind of hocus-pocus to me.
768
00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:40,203
(CONTAINER RATTLES)
769
00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:45,239
Come with me.
I wanna show you something.
770
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:48,475
- Where are we going?
- Just out to my truck.
771
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:53,247
(CURTAIN RATTLES)
- All right.
772
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:54,754
(TAPE RECORDER CLICKS)
773
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,593
(DISTANT BARKING)
- You see it?
774
00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:03,897
No. Or, you know,
it's an empty cage.
775
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,566
Turn your head
so you're looking at me.
776
00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:09,500
Yup. (SIGHS)
777
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,732
DAVE: Now you should see the box
just out of the corner of your eye.
778
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:15,036
Let's go back inside.
Your story was more interesting.
779
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,941
You're gonna die, Arnie.
Someday you will face that moment.
780
00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:20,912
And at that moment you will face
either complete nonexistence
781
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,780
or you will face
something even stranger.
782
00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:26,512
On an actual day
in the future, Arnie,
783
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:29,123
you will be
in the unimaginable.
784
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,920
It is physically
impossible to avoid it.
785
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,563
Think about that. Now,
786
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,926
without turning your head,
787
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,068
look at the box.
788
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,264
(SCREECHING)
789
00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:47,467
Ah! Shit!
790
00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:49,043
(GASPS)
791
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,043
Oh shit shit!
792
00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,977
Shit!
What the shit is that?
793
00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:54,810
(PANTING)
794
00:42:54,972 --> 00:42:56,110
Wait a minute.
795
00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:58,276
How the fuck did you do that?
796
00:42:58,443 --> 00:43:00,320
What the fuck is that thing?
797
00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:02,458
What the fuck, man?
798
00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:04,320
There's no name for it in this world.
799
00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:06,120
It's pretty freaky though, right?
800
00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:07,661
Wait. No no no no. You...
801
00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:09,992
you made me see something.
802
00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:11,914
You made me see something
out of my own head.
803
00:43:11,956 --> 00:43:14,436
You freaked me out
so that I would see something.
804
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,832
No, it's really there.
805
00:43:15,993 --> 00:43:18,098
I'm surprised
you saw it so easily though.
806
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,139
You must have an open mind.
807
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:23,245
Most people only see it
that fast if they're stoned or drunk.
808
00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:25,847
(CHUCKLES)
809
00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:27,983
I want to tell the rest
of my story, Arnie.
810
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:31,253
I need to.
I need to get it out.
811
00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:34,947
But you have to take it
for what it is...
812
00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:39,485
- the truth.
- Okay.
813
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,620
Until I figure it out for real.
814
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,698
(CHUCKLES)
815
00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:46,494
Okay.
816
00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:47,965
Eh, that'll have to do.
817
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,696
(CLANGS)
818
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,167
Come on.
819
00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:57,176
Anyway, so the cop comes in,
820
00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:59,212
tells me that John is dead.
821
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,508
Your friend...
822
00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:01,945
he's dead.
823
00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:04,643
What? How?
824
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:07,050
(PANTING)
- Calm down. Calm down.
825
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:10,283
He went into convulsions or something.
His pulse stopped.
826
00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:13,019
We've got ambulances.
One will be here in 30 seconds.
827
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:15,027
We've got Vinnie doing CPR on him.
828
00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:17,393
Vinnie is a lifeguard in his off hours.
829
00:44:17,555 --> 00:44:19,330
Now you listen to me, boy.
830
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,026
Here's what you're gonna do.
831
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,069
I'll be back in five minutes
832
00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,400
and then you are gonna
tell me the truth.
833
00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:28,009
And if you obstruct me in any way,
834
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:31,739
you're gonna live the rest
of your days wishing you had not.
835
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:39,580
(DOOR CLOSES)
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
836
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,219
(CLICKS, BEEPS)
837
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:47,920
Yeah?
838
00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:50,224
Dave, this is John.
839
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:54,935
What? Did you get out?
840
00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:58,073
Yes and no.
Are you still at the police station?
841
00:44:58,229 --> 00:45:00,539
Yeah, we were... we were both...
842
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,371
Have I died yet?
843
00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:05,344
Dave, can you hear me?
844
00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:10,248
Umm, yeah. I, uh...
845
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,581
everyone ran out of the room.
They said you had...
846
00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:14,848
No no, there's no time
to explain all this right now.
847
00:45:15,012 --> 00:45:17,612
Look, leave the police station
right now during all the commotion.
848
00:45:17,682 --> 00:45:19,423
They'll have EMTs
hauling my body out,
849
00:45:19,584 --> 00:45:21,564
lots of people will be
standing around looking.
850
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,759
Just walk out. Don't run.
That'll attract attention.
851
00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:26,198
Just calmly walk out like
your business is done there.
852
00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:28,769
Also, is there any way
that you can steal my body?
853
00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:30,564
- What?!
- No, probably not.
854
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,105
Okay, never mind.
We'll have to work around that.
855
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,038
Okay, have you reached
the sidewalk yet?
856
00:45:34,198 --> 00:45:38,112
No, I'm still standing
in the room. I can't leave.
857
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,651
There's still a guy in here with me.
Another cop.
858
00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:45,913
No, there's not.
859
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,647
Check the mirror.
860
00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:54,753
I don't get it.
861
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,163
He's not real, Dave.
862
00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,824
Well, not in the traditional sense.
863
00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:03,233
Just go.
Just walk out.
864
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:06,307
Okay, you're gonna start seeing
things like this from time to time.
865
00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:08,444
It's important
that you not freak out.
866
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,170
So, uh...
867
00:46:11,335 --> 00:46:12,814
he can't hurt me, right?
868
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,348
Oh, I'm pretty sure he can.
869
00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:16,746
(GRUNTING)
870
00:46:20,845 --> 00:46:22,950
(RIPPING)
871
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,457
(CHOKING)
872
00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:29,094
(FLAPPING, CAWING)
873
00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:41,542
(CHOMPS)
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
874
00:46:41,699 --> 00:46:44,543
(BOTH GRUNTING)
875
00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:53,980
(SCREAMS)
876
00:46:59,016 --> 00:47:00,359
(GRUNTS)
877
00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:05,729
(COP GROANING)
878
00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,905
(CHOKES)
879
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,007
(SLAMS)
880
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:19,641
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
881
00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,806
(DOOR CLOSES)
882
00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:25,146
(CELLPHONE RINGS, BEEPS)
883
00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,653
JOHN: Dave, it's me.
Where are you right now?
884
00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,986
I'm on the sidewalk outside
the cop shop, walking.
885
00:47:31,148 --> 00:47:34,152
Where are you? Heaven?
886
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:37,094
When you hear a song on the radio,
where is the song?
887
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:39,393
What?
888
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:42,367
- Wh... what, John?
- Just keep walking.
889
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,286
Just go toward the park.
And don't freak out.
890
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:46,169
- Are you freaking out?
- I don't know.
891
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:50,405
I can't believe
this phone still works.
892
00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:52,946
There's a hot dog guy about
maybe a half a block ahead.
893
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,412
Do you see him?
894
00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:56,245
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
895
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:59,183
- Okay.
- Buy a bratwurst from him.
896
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,186
(SIGHS)
897
00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,692
One.
898
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:12,625
Okay, I have the bratwurst.
899
00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:14,235
JOHN:
Put it up to your head.
900
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,737
Gonna have
to ask you why, John.
901
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,568
I have to show you something.
902
00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:23,770
Dave. Dave, can you hear me?
903
00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:26,244
All right, all right, I get it.
904
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:29,613
Yeah, I can hear you through
some kind of psychic vibration
905
00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:31,814
or whatever and not the phone.
Okay, I get it. Okay?
906
00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,657
- Could've just told me that.
- The only reason that you can hear me
907
00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:36,383
is because you have
some of the Soy Sauce
908
00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:37,827
in your system from the syringe.
909
00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:40,258
But it's not very much
and it's not gonna last very long.
910
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,489
What is that stuff, John?
911
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:45,725
The Sauce... it was alive.
912
00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:47,233
- I swear.
- Listen,
913
00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:49,393
you've got to get over
to Robert's place.
914
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,471
There aren't any cops there right now,
but there will he.
915
00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:53,233
We've got sort of
a narrow window here,
916
00:48:53,397 --> 00:48:55,502
so you've got to take a cab to Willy's,
917
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,771
get your car and then go
to Wayside Village on Lathrop Avenue.
918
00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,848
- It's a trailer park south of town.
- I don't have any cash.
919
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,576
I had $5. I just spent three of it
on the bratwurst.
920
00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:06,347
That bratwurst cost $3?
Holy crap.
921
00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:08,854
Okay. All right,
give me a second.
922
00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:11,015
Okay, check between
the sausage and the bun.
923
00:49:11,182 --> 00:49:13,492
You should find a $100 bill
rolled up in there.
924
00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,763
There's no money in the bratwurst.
925
00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:20,800
It's just a piece of lettuce.
926
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:24,701
Okay. You have your ATM card?
927
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:33,274
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
928
00:49:38,175 --> 00:49:40,883
- John.
JOHN: - Dave!
929
00:49:41,045 --> 00:49:42,683
- Yeah.
(DISTORTED)What?
930
00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:44,793
Did you just drive under
a bridge or something?
931
00:49:44,949 --> 00:49:48,021
No, I'm at the trailer park.
Which one's Robert's?
932
00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:50,563
Oh, it's wearing off.
Okay, don't talk, just listen.
933
00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:52,223
Go inside...
(STATIC)
934
00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:55,029
And as long as you
absolutely remember not to do that
935
00:49:55,192 --> 00:49:56,753
- you'll be fine. Good luck.
(BEEPS)
936
00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:58,865
Oh, wait wait wait, John.
John, I didn't get the...
937
00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:00,667
hello?
938
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:06,641
This looks like the place.
939
00:50:06,804 --> 00:50:08,750
(ENGINE STOPS) (BUCKLE CLICKS)
940
00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:15,023
(BARKS)
- Stay in the car.
941
00:50:34,431 --> 00:50:37,571
(CREAKS) (STATIC)
942
00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:55,728
(STATIC) (CREATURE SNORING)
943
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:05,404
(SNORING CONTINUES)
944
00:51:16,707 --> 00:51:20,553
(GASPING) (BANGS)
945
00:51:25,382 --> 00:51:27,384
(RATTLING)
946
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,326
(RATTLES LOUDLY) (CREAKS)
947
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:38,907
(GASPS)
948
00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:41,475
(HISSING)
949
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,578
Oh shit.
950
00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:57,358
(RATTLING)
951
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,260
(HISSES, BANGS)
952
00:52:08,258 --> 00:52:10,295
DAVE'S VOICE:
You know what's in there, right?
953
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,372
We know Robert had
a stash of the shit.
954
00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:15,203
Hey, man!
You owe me a beer, man!
955
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,108
DAVE'S VOICE: And if he had a stash,
he couldn't just cram it under his bed.
956
00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:21,545
That black shit moves,
it has a will, an attitude.
957
00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:25,653
It bites. And then I realized all
at once what I had come here for.
958
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,346
When I was on the stuff...
that little hit in my thigh...
959
00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:31,789
I could communicate
with the dead, with John.
960
00:52:31,949 --> 00:52:33,485
When it wore off, I could not.
961
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:36,461
My one chance to save John
lay inside this bottle.
962
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:38,964
It was decided then,
just like that.
963
00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:41,569
(CHITTERING)
. Ugh.
964
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:49,076
(BUZZES)
965
00:52:49,233 --> 00:52:51,679
(GULPS, SASS)
966
00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:56,749
(DAVE'S VOICE SHOUTING)
Oh, son of a motherfuck!
967
00:52:56,907 --> 00:53:00,047
The fucking Soy Sauce is digging
a fucking hole in my fucking face!
968
00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:03,316
I'll throw myself at the cop and beg him
to take me to the emergency room
969
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,756
to pump my stomach,
to bring in an exorcist,
970
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:08,760
to call in the Air Force to nuke
this whole town into radioactive dust
971
00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:10,899
and bury it under 60' of concrete!
972
00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:14,901
(NORMAL TONE)
And then... calm. Almost zen.
973
00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:18,097
That's what came next,
that Soy Sauce feeling.
974
00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:23,109
I wanted to run,
to duck, to act,
975
00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:25,213
but the body is
a slow, wet mechanism
976
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:28,612
of muscle and bone that creeped
even as my mind flew.
977
00:53:28,772 --> 00:53:31,412
And so just like that,
I stepped outside of it.
978
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:36,289
I had a full 1.78 seconds before the
detective would step through the door.
979
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:39,894
A supercomputer can do over a trillion
mathematical equations in one second.
980
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:42,030
To that machine,
one second is an eternity.
981
00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:45,133
Okay, think.
You're standing on the thin cool crust
982
00:53:45,289 --> 00:53:48,634
of a gigantic ball of molten rock
hurtling through frozen space.
983
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:51,068
You're in a situation
that could threaten the nature
984
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,139
of said existence
on said molten ball,
985
00:53:53,297 --> 00:53:55,538
depending on which decision
you make. But wait.
986
00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:58,305
There are a shitload
of subatomic particles in the universe,
987
00:53:58,469 --> 00:54:01,143
each set into outward motion
at the moment of the Big Bang.
988
00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:04,752
Thus whether or not you move
your right arm now or nod your head
989
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,718
or choose to eat Fruity Pebbles
or Corn Flakes next Thursday morning
990
00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:09,838
was all decided at the moment
the universe crashed
991
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:12,154
into existence 17 billion years ago.
992
00:54:12,316 --> 00:54:15,160
Thus it is physically
impossible for you to deviate...
993
00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:17,595
I never finished this thought,
as I suddenly realized
994
00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,166
I was no longer in the trailer.
995
00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:21,303
(WIND BLOWING)
996
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,642
Was I dead?
997
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,780
(BULLETS CLINKING)
998
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,922
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
999
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:50,359
Uh, excuse me.
(ECHOES)
1000
00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,937
So... I...
1001
00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:09,345
suppose you're wondering
why I'm here.
1002
00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:11,315
Same as everybody.
1003
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,045
You're trying to figure out
1004
00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:15,486
what in the name
of Elvis is going on.
1005
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:16,954
Everybody except me.
1006
00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:19,390
Me... I don't even wanna
know anymore.
1007
00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:25,833
I suppose you're wondering
1008
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:28,401
what I'm doing
with this can of gasoline?
1009
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,373
Oh, thanks.
1010
00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:38,502
I fell... on a drill.
1011
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,909
(GAS SLOSHES)
1012
00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:41,378
(LID CLINKS)
1013
00:55:48,378 --> 00:55:50,688
(COCKS)
- Oh!
1014
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,555
You leaving already?
1015
00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:58,157
Here, help me.
1016
00:55:58,322 --> 00:56:00,097
I'll be glad to, but first
1017
00:56:00,257 --> 00:56:02,237
I wanna know what happened
to my friend John.
1018
00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:03,872
Well, he's gone,
you know that, right?
1019
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,233
Meaning?
1020
00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:07,875
He's just gone.
1021
00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:22,917
You know a kid named
Justin White, Mr. Wong?
1022
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,890
- High school kid?
- You asked me that back at the station.
1023
00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:30,759
I remember now. He's that kid...
kinda talks like a junior gangster.
1024
00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,525
He's one of the missing, right?
1025
00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:35,067
Well, he's the guy
who called in the...
1026
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,263
the whatever happened here...
about 4:00 in the morning.
1027
00:56:38,428 --> 00:56:40,408
(SIRENS BLARING)
1028
00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:45,540
GIRL:
Get in! Go go go go go go!
1029
00:56:45,702 --> 00:56:47,147
(TIRES SCREECH)
1030
00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:50,945
(BOY WHIMPERS) (GIRL 2 MOANING)
1031
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,949
BOY 2: Oh!
1032
00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:58,386
(CHITTERING)
1033
00:56:58,548 --> 00:57:01,757
(JUSTIN GROANING) Shit.
1034
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:05,093
APPLETON: I thought he was stabbed
in the gut or something.
1035
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:08,134
I looked closer and there
was something on Justin...
1036
00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:10,135
his anns and his face.
1037
00:57:10,294 --> 00:57:13,605
- And this stuff, it's alive.
(JUSTIN SOBS)
1038
00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:28,249
Stay back, Steve.
I got this.
1039
00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:36,323
Yo, what up, 5-0?
1040
00:57:37,821 --> 00:57:39,960
So you're still gonna burn
this place down?
1041
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,693
That's right.
1042
00:57:41,858 --> 00:57:43,633
And you're not gonna let me go.
1043
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,637
So you understand my mood,
1044
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:50,176
understand why I'm out here
committing felonies today.
1045
00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:53,178
There are some
very dark things happening
1046
00:57:54,538 --> 00:57:56,449
and I've got this lonely feeling
1047
00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:58,176
like I'm the only one who knows,
1048
00:57:58,342 --> 00:58:00,549
the only one who can
do anything about it.
1049
00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:02,816
Everybody's got a ghost story,
1050
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,392
UFO or a Bigfoot story... no.
1051
00:58:05,549 --> 00:58:08,189
You know what I think?
I think stuff is both
1052
00:58:08,352 --> 00:58:11,162
real and not real at the same time.
1053
00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:14,199
I'm not a Star Trek fan.
1054
00:58:14,358 --> 00:58:17,635
I don't know very much about
other dimensions and all that.
1055
00:58:17,794 --> 00:58:19,740
I'm an old school Catholic.
1056
00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:21,569
I believe in Hell.
1057
00:58:21,732 --> 00:58:24,076
I believe that it's more than just
1058
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,373
murderers and rapists down there.
1059
00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:29,176
I believe in demons and worms...
1060
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:33,048
vile shit in the grease trap
of the universe.
1061
00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:35,212
And the more I think about it,
the more I think
1062
00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:37,381
that it's not just
someplace down there.
1063
00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:39,322
Oh no, that it's right here with us.
1064
00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:41,156
We just can't perceive it.
1065
00:58:41,318 --> 00:58:44,094
It's kinda like
the country music radio station.
1066
00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:46,928
It's out there in the air
1067
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:50,037
even if you don't tune into it.
1068
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,571
And I think that somehow
through chemistry
1069
00:58:52,729 --> 00:58:55,335
or magic or voodoo...
1070
00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:57,445
that Jamaican son of a bitch,
1071
00:58:57,601 --> 00:58:59,547
he tuned in to it,
1072
00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,444
into hell itself.
1073
00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:03,448
Through that, he opened a door.
1074
00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:05,917
He became the door.
1075
00:59:06,076 --> 00:59:07,248
And me?
1076
00:59:09,112 --> 00:59:10,750
I intend to close it.
1077
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:16,597
(MACHINERY CLANKING)
1078
00:59:16,753 --> 00:59:19,256
Uh, excuse me.
(ECHOES)
1079
00:59:21,691 --> 00:59:23,364
(FLY BUZZING)
1080
00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:26,566
(SQUISHES)
1081
00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,954
(GRUNTS) (BULLET CLATTERS)
1082
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:48,496
(FIRE CRACKLING)
1083
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,165
(COUGHING)
1084
00:59:58,662 --> 01:00:00,403
(ENGINE REWING)
1085
01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:02,237
(TIRES SCREECH)
1086
01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:03,742
(CRASHES) (GRUNTS)
1087
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:05,846
(ENGINE IDLING)
1088
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,423
(COUGHING)
1089
01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:36,439
(WOOFS)
- Move.
1090
01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:46,617
(SOUNDS REVERBERATING)
(BARK LEE PANTING)
1091
01:00:46,776 --> 01:00:49,120
(JOHN CLEARS THROAT)
1092
01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,815
(DISTORTED)
Oh! David!
1093
01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:55,060
(NORMAL VOICE)
You understand me? This is John.
1094
01:00:57,287 --> 01:00:59,324
Uh... hello.
1095
01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:02,231
- We're in big fucking trouble, Dave.
- Yeah, no shit, Fluffy.
1096
01:01:02,392 --> 01:01:04,792
JOHN: Oh, you can hear me,
so I guess you took the Soy Sauce.
1097
01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:06,171
Why?
Didn't I tell you not to?
1098
01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:07,831
And what happened to your face?
1099
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,978
Your second question
answers your first.
1100
01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:12,079
JOHN: HERE'S WHAT I KNOW:
there are two people
1101
01:01:12,235 --> 01:01:14,181
still alive from last night
other than me,
1102
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:16,317
Fred Chu and your girlfriend Amy.
1103
01:01:16,473 --> 01:01:18,384
Wait. You're with Amy?
And who's got you?
1104
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:21,216
JOHN: Justin White...
or that thing that used to be Justin.
1105
01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,654
Uh, that's four still alive,
including Justin.
1106
01:01:23,813 --> 01:01:26,350
JOHN: There's nothing left of Justin
inside of him now. Couple of days,
1107
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:28,436
Justin's gonna hatch
just like that Jamaican did.
1108
01:01:28,552 --> 01:01:30,429
Anybody in the vicinity
when that happens
1109
01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:32,396
will become a spawning pod thing.
1110
01:01:32,556 --> 01:01:35,059
Dave, the last world
that saw these things
1111
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,933
was saturated within 100 days.
1112
01:01:38,094 --> 01:01:40,700
And don't ask me how I know that either,
because I don't know.
1113
01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:43,708
Okay, I got another question.
Everyone who took the Soy Sauce
1114
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:47,371
is either dead or comatose
except for me.
1115
01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:50,298
JOHN: Probably able to adjust.
But you should have figured out by now,
1116
01:01:50,407 --> 01:01:52,114
you don't choose the Soy Sauce.
1117
01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:54,186
The Soy Sauce chooses you.
1118
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:56,051
The Soy Sauce chooses you.
1119
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,853
If it can't use you,
it kills you.
1120
01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:00,655
From what I hear,
it plays with you first.
1121
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:05,729
(BARK LEE BARKS)
1122
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,548
(RASPY BREATHING)
1123
01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:32,316
Justin?
1124
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,462
(JUSTIN GROANS)
1125
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,590
(RASPY) Yo, you need
to come roll with me, dude.
1126
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,760
Where, uh...
where we going, Justin?
1127
01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:45,463
Why you fronting, bro?
1128
01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:47,165
You know what time it is.
1129
01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:50,311
Stop calling me Justin
like nothing's changed, yo.
1130
01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:52,310
What should I call you, homey?
1131
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:53,914
Just call me Shitload,
1132
01:02:54,070 --> 01:02:57,176
because there's a shitload
of us in here, yo.
1133
01:02:57,340 --> 01:02:59,081
Dude, I know you strapped,
1134
01:02:59,242 --> 01:03:01,415
- but before you think about...
(GUN COCKS)
1135
01:03:01,578 --> 01:03:03,353
...flashing that nine on me, yo,
1136
01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,459
you better listen
to what I's gots to say.
1137
01:03:08,151 --> 01:03:10,188
(CLICKS)
1138
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:16,365
(GROANS)
1139
01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:21,608
As I was saying, yo...
1140
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,138
(SIGHS)
1141
01:03:28,672 --> 01:03:30,174
Listen to me, dude.
1142
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,013
I've... I'm listening, Shitload.
1143
01:03:32,175 --> 01:03:33,518
We taking a ride.
1144
01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:35,782
Yeah, I don't think
that's gonna happen.
1145
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:39,722
(GRUNTS)
1146
01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:41,885
(GROANS)
1147
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:44,999
(BOTTLES RATTLING)
- Oh my God, my balls.
1148
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:47,897
Hey hey.
We heard the gunfire.
1149
01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,561
- Are you the one that shot him?
(GROANS)
1150
01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:53,640
- I saw his head.
- I was aiming for his heart
1151
01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:56,243
- but yeah, I did get him.
AMY: - Good.
1152
01:03:57,967 --> 01:03:59,344
Amy?
1153
01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:00,879
Do you think he can be killed?
1154
01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:03,643
DAVE:
Look, I don't know.
1155
01:04:03,807 --> 01:04:06,151
AMY:
He said something about an old mall.
1156
01:04:06,309 --> 01:04:09,222
The Mall of the Dead.
Why there?
1157
01:04:10,313 --> 01:04:11,849
DAVE: John?
1158
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,221
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
1159
01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,761
How long has he been like this?
Does he ever say anything?
1160
01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:18,866
He mumbles. Been like that
ever since they brought him in.
1161
01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,365
(DIPS) Wake up!
1162
01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:22,400
Come on, wake up, asshole.
1163
01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:23,936
Hey.
1164
01:04:25,228 --> 01:04:27,936
Uh, I found your dog.
1165
01:04:28,098 --> 01:04:30,772
I know. Thanks.
1166
01:04:30,934 --> 01:04:32,174
(WHINES)
1167
01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:35,710
Listen,
1168
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,852
I'm gonna get us out of this.
1169
01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:40,248
Don't worry.
1170
01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:42,287
John's got a plan.
1171
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:45,420
(WHINES)
1172
01:04:45,582 --> 01:04:47,721
(MUMBLES)
1173
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:51,763
(CRACKLING)
1174
01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:54,695
(GRUNTS)
1175
01:04:54,858 --> 01:04:57,702
(AMY GASPS) (GROANS) Ooh.
1176
01:04:58,962 --> 01:05:01,033
(CHUCKLES)
Man! Where are we?
1177
01:05:01,197 --> 01:05:03,370
We're in some liquor truck
and we're on our way
1178
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:05,206
to the abandoned mall
on Highway 59.
1179
01:05:05,368 --> 01:05:06,938
Did you say we're going
to the mall or coming back from it?
1180
01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:09,208
- Going!
- Yeah, that's right,
1181
01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:12,046
- 'cause Fred's still alive.
- What?!
1182
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,620
Nothing nothing.
I got a headache.
1183
01:06:25,548 --> 01:06:26,993
You see that door?
1184
01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:30,292
I see it.
1185
01:06:33,122 --> 01:06:35,068
(CHITTERS)
1186
01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:43,135
Yo, she'll be able to walk up
outta here if y'all cooperate.
1187
01:06:43,299 --> 01:06:45,370
I need her to open
the ghost door, yo.
1188
01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:48,846
But if you give me static or try
to play the motherfucking fool,
1189
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:51,645
as soon as she done what
I need, I'm gonna make you...
1190
01:06:51,808 --> 01:06:54,414
- Hey!
(JOHN PANTING)
1191
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:25,444
Yo, what's out there?
A weapon?
1192
01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:28,088
You trying to gank me, fool?
1193
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,711
(SHOTGUN COCKS, FIRES)
1194
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:55,372
(AMY GASPS)
1195
01:07:57,974 --> 01:08:00,716
(GURGLES)
1196
01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:02,823
(MATCH STRIKES, FLARES)
1197
01:08:18,061 --> 01:08:19,904
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1198
01:08:30,907 --> 01:08:32,750
I guess there's
no getting rid of you.
1199
01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:34,354
(SHOTGUN COCKS)
1200
01:08:36,079 --> 01:08:38,116
Any more of them?
1201
01:08:39,682 --> 01:08:41,093
No, I don't think so.
1202
01:08:43,987 --> 01:08:46,866
Then come on... all of you.
1203
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:49,334
Let's get to my car.
1204
01:08:50,994 --> 01:08:53,600
Okay, so those white things
that you saw take over Justin...
1205
01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:55,265
they're looking
for hosts, okay?
1206
01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:57,206
Now, uh, there was
a drug that the guy,
1207
01:08:57,367 --> 01:08:59,472
the one who exploded,
he had it in his trailer...
1208
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,047
That stuff is black, right?
1209
01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:03,878
Oh. You're, uh...
you're familiar with it?
1210
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,452
Sounds like you and I both got
long stories to tell.
1211
01:09:06,609 --> 01:09:09,385
I've been up 48 hours straight
and this case
1212
01:09:09,545 --> 01:09:11,346
- ain't getting no clearer.
(ENGINE STARTS)
1213
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:16,126
It's the adrenaline...
it keeps me going.
1214
01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:17,889
Yeah.
1215
01:09:18,054 --> 01:09:20,330
That and those...
1216
01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:23,860
piercing voices in my head.
1217
01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:26,132
Wait.
What kind of voices?
1218
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:27,706
Uh... (GRUNTS)
1219
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,676
(GRUNTS) (SCREAMING)
1220
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,212
(ENGINE REWING)
1221
01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:37,977
(CHITTERING)
- Oh fuck!
1222
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,522
JOHN: - Ah, come on!
- Oh! Oh!
1223
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:59,499
- Get out of the way. Oh!
(CHITTERING)
1224
01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:02,370
JOHN: Dave, let's go, come on.
Get outta there!
1225
01:10:03,666 --> 01:10:06,203
(PANTING) (GRUNTS)
1226
01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:08,906
(SCREAMING)
1227
01:10:09,072 --> 01:10:10,745
Take my hand!
Come on!
1228
01:10:12,341 --> 01:10:13,684
Go! Go! Move!
1229
01:10:18,281 --> 01:10:21,387
(WHIMPERS) Shit!
1230
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,122
(GASPS) (GRUNTING)
1231
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,705
Come on, let's go.
1232
01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:37,035
(COUGHS)
1233
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,806
(GRUNTS)
1234
01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:44,646
(GRUNTS, PANTING)
1235
01:10:44,807 --> 01:10:48,414
(GRUNTS)
- Guys, I'm all right. I'm okay!
1236
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,990
- Whoa!
(WHISPERS) That's not Fred.
1237
01:10:51,147 --> 01:10:54,151
- Not anymore.
(COCKS)
1238
01:10:54,317 --> 01:10:57,161
Guys, look, I don't know what
you think you saw back there.
1239
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,800
Any one of us could
be infected or whatever,
1240
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:01,492
but we gotta stick together.
1241
01:11:01,657 --> 01:11:04,570
We're the good guys here. Right?
1242
01:11:04,727 --> 01:11:07,936
Fred, why don't you go down
to the highway and flag down a car?
1243
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,099
Yes.
1244
01:11:14,337 --> 01:11:15,975
- Oh.
(BODY THUDS)
1245
01:11:16,139 --> 01:11:18,016
JOHN:
Help me get him to the wreck!
1246
01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:20,176
These things are starting
to come out of him!
1247
01:11:20,343 --> 01:11:22,482
- Come on! Drag him!
AMY: - Oh God, I can't.
1248
01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:24,989
(CHITTERING)
JOHN: - You can do it! Come on!
1249
01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,321
(BOTH GRUNT)
JOHN: - Get him over here.
1250
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:31,454
- Get back! Okay.
(COCKS)
1251
01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:37,263
(SCREECHING)
1252
01:11:49,272 --> 01:11:51,218
(BARK LEE PANTING)
1253
01:11:52,675 --> 01:11:54,552
John, what are you doing?
1254
01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:57,691
My weapons.
I'm not gonna stand by
1255
01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,567
while some white fuzz
from another dimension
1256
01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:02,089
invades our world and infects
every last man, woman and child.
1257
01:12:02,218 --> 01:12:04,698
We're gonna go through that
ghost door and clean house.
1258
01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:07,027
What?
1259
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:12,527
I went with the Old Testament.
1260
01:12:13,896 --> 01:12:15,341
Okay.
1261
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:16,977
Why?
1262
01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:19,670
'Cause we're the only ones who can.
1263
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:22,817
'Cause we were chosen...
by the Soy Sauce.
1264
01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,043
- Are you in?
(SIGHS)
1265
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,915
Yeah, I guess.
1266
01:12:28,244 --> 01:12:29,814
Is that a paintball gun?
1267
01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,652
(SQUEAKS, HISSES)
1268
01:12:31,814 --> 01:12:33,191
(CHUCKLES)
1269
01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:43,496
JOHN:
Ghost door... you see it?
1270
01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:45,502
DAVE: Yeah.
1271
01:12:45,661 --> 01:12:48,198
- All I see is a wall.
(RUSTLES)
1272
01:12:52,668 --> 01:12:53,772
(WHIMPERS)
1273
01:12:56,739 --> 01:12:58,776
Oh, cool.
1274
01:13:06,249 --> 01:13:09,389
Shit.
It's a ghost knob.
1275
01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:11,672
DAVE: - This doesn't make any sense.
JOHN: - Nuh-uh.
1276
01:13:11,787 --> 01:13:14,859
'Cause Justin... or Shitload
or whatever his name was...
1277
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:17,061
he said he needed Amy to open it.
1278
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,810
(POPS)
1279
01:13:34,810 --> 01:13:35,982
(GASPS)
1280
01:13:40,483 --> 01:13:42,463
(CLICKING)
1281
01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:45,588
(CLANGS)
1282
01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:49,593
(SCRAPES)
1283
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:52,103
(HUMPHS, PANTS)
1284
01:13:59,135 --> 01:14:00,478
(GRATES) (AMY GASPS)
1285
01:14:00,636 --> 01:14:03,776
Hey! Amy!
1286
01:14:24,493 --> 01:14:26,803
(FOOTSTEPS)
1287
01:14:30,866 --> 01:14:33,107
Oh, I have so many questions to ask
1288
01:14:33,269 --> 01:14:36,011
- but no time to ask them.
- That's him, that's the guy...
1289
01:14:36,172 --> 01:14:38,049
the one in my truck
with the slug last night.
1290
01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:40,483
Okay, Slug Man,
1291
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,850
can you tell us
just what the fuck this place is?
1292
01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:45,458
Well, what do you think
you're looking at there?
1293
01:14:45,614 --> 01:14:47,890
You're gonna be looking at my fist
and then Dave's dick
1294
01:14:48,050 --> 01:14:49,893
if you don't fucking
tell us what this is!
1295
01:14:50,052 --> 01:14:53,659
The others have devoted more time
and resources than you can imagine
1296
01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:56,497
to developing an ability
to pass from one side
1297
01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:58,366
to the next with no success.
1298
01:14:58,527 --> 01:15:01,531
But now we realize that you,
1299
01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:04,473
- and John here, apparently can.
- Who's "we"?
1300
01:15:04,633 --> 01:15:08,171
Oh, I have enlisted
an ally from your world.
1301
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:11,250
This guy?
You trusted this guy?
1302
01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:14,320
He's just an infomercial dude.
1303
01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:16,013
Hey, don't be so hasty, Dave.
1304
01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:18,215
Dr. Marconi brings a lot to the table.
1305
01:15:18,381 --> 01:15:20,486
Thank you, John.
You're a gentleman.
1306
01:15:20,649 --> 01:15:22,289
The source
of the current manifestation is
1307
01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:23,739
on the other side of this portal.
1308
01:15:23,819 --> 01:15:26,993
The entity's name is Korrok.
1309
01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:30,501
And what does this
Korrok look like, exactly?
1310
01:15:30,659 --> 01:15:32,570
You will know him
when you see him. Believe me.
1311
01:15:32,728 --> 01:15:34,708
(CHUCKLES)
- He cannot be destroyed
1312
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:38,505
by conventional means,
but I have a plan. Ladies.
1313
01:15:42,605 --> 01:15:44,448
It is called the Tripper.
1314
01:15:44,607 --> 01:15:46,678
And it came from where, exactly?
1315
01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:48,685
This is an experimental
Cold War weapon
1316
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:51,347
designed to take down
a city the size of Moscow.
1317
01:15:51,514 --> 01:15:54,723
Contained within this detonator is
a block of C-4 explosive,
1318
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:58,024
surrounded by a highly-potent
military-grade hallucinogen.
1319
01:15:58,187 --> 01:15:59,530
If you get the opportunity,
1320
01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:01,759
- you may detonate it like this.
(CLICKS)
1321
01:16:01,924 --> 01:16:05,770
Now the Tripper may not kill Korrok,
1322
01:16:05,928 --> 01:16:07,771
but it will sure fuck his shit up.
1323
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:11,643
Severely.
(CHUCKLES)
1324
01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,711
Well, I like the concept, Doctor.
1325
01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:17,077
Ahl Mmm. Mmm.
1326
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:19,048
(SIGHS) Fine.
1327
01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,983
How do we get in?
1328
01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:24,920
Just decide that
you want to and you will.
1329
01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:35,659
(WARBLES)
1330
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,743
(PORTAL ZAPS) (GRUNTS)
1331
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:51,579
(PORTAL ZAPS) (BARKS)
1332
01:16:51,740 --> 01:16:53,617
(PORTAL ZAPS)
1333
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,016
JOHN: Ah.
1334
01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:59,827
We must be in an alternate universe
of some kind.
1335
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,872
Apparently it's
"Eyes Wide Shut" world.
1336
01:17:22,271 --> 01:17:24,376
Gentlemen, welcome!
1337
01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,354
As you can see,
1338
01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:29,717
a select few interested parties
1339
01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:34,021
were allowed to come
and observe your arrival.
1340
01:17:35,351 --> 01:17:38,025
So we thought
removing the garments
1341
01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:40,224
would lessen your discomfort.
1342
01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:42,232
Yes. A very nice touch.
1343
01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:45,463
Good! Come.
1344
01:17:50,799 --> 01:17:53,177
Gentlemen, welcome!
1345
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,745
I think they were expecting us.
1346
01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:01,885
I like the little touches though.
1347
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:07,690
(WHIMPERS)
- I suppose you are wondering
1348
01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,921
- where you are.
DAVE: - I'm gonna guess
1349
01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:11,894
we're in an alternate universe
of some kind.
1350
01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:14,056
Well, that is correct.
1351
01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:17,864
Tell me... what was it like
passing through?
1352
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,405
I wasn't really paying attention.
1353
01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:22,702
Yeah, it really wasn't that great.
1354
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:25,846
We have been awaiting
your coming.
1355
01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:28,345
We have worked very hard
for many years,
1356
01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:30,848
suffered many
tragic setbacks in an attempt
1357
01:18:31,006 --> 01:18:33,782
to find and communicate
with your world.
1358
01:18:33,943 --> 01:18:37,254
Your world, you see,
is a twin to our own,
1359
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:40,860
dual offspring
born of the same litter.
1360
01:18:41,016 --> 01:18:43,360
Watch!
Up until this point,
1361
01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:45,795
our histories were identical.
1362
01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:49,129
There was a man named
Cyrus Rooney from Tennessee.
1363
01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:52,272
In your world,
he died at the age of 17,
1364
01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:57,537
gored to death while trying to
crossbreed a bull with a Clydesdale.
1365
01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,237
In our world, the man survived.
1366
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,973
Here, Cyrus Rooney was a genius.
1367
01:19:03,138 --> 01:19:07,484
He continued to experiment
in what he called beastiology.
1368
01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:11,284
Yes. People from our South
are into that as well.
1369
01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:13,825
(DAVE CHUCKLES)
- You see, by 1881
1370
01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:16,725
his group had
insectile flying machines.
1371
01:19:16,885 --> 01:19:21,561
In 1902 he created
the first primitive thinking machine
1372
01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:23,829
out of the brain of a pig.
1373
01:19:25,961 --> 01:19:27,941
(SNORTING)
1374
01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:32,477
You see, by your year 1922
1375
01:19:32,635 --> 01:19:34,308
we already had self-feeding,
1376
01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:37,576
self-healing,
self-modifying computers.
1377
01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:41,517
In 1926
Mr. Rooney passed away.
1378
01:19:41,677 --> 01:19:43,850
And then something
miraculous happened
1379
01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:46,789
to the greatest of his creations.
1380
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:50,123
The very day Mr. Rooney passed,
it became sentient.
1381
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,425
It gave a name unto itself
1382
01:19:52,588 --> 01:19:54,932
and expressed desires and emotions.
1383
01:19:55,090 --> 01:19:57,593
And from that day forward,
this astonishing creature
1384
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,103
carried on Rooney's work
1385
01:19:59,261 --> 01:20:01,332
and conformed all living nature
1386
01:20:01,497 --> 01:20:04,376
to urge on the advancement
of mankind.
1387
01:20:04,533 --> 01:20:06,638
For some,
this process was easy.
1388
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,975
Others required re-education.
1389
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:10,708
Watch!
1390
01:20:10,873 --> 01:20:12,546
(TOY SQUEAKS) Mama.
1391
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,710
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
MAN: - Ow! Ow!
1392
01:20:14,877 --> 01:20:17,790
MAN 2:
No! Please! No! Oh! Oh!
1393
01:20:17,946 --> 01:20:20,358
Oh my God!
(GRUNTS)
1394
01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:24,893
(CHITTERING) (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1395
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,463
(SCREAMS)
1396
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:33,300
To process the magnanimity
that is Korrok
1397
01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:35,533
for your simpler minds,
1398
01:20:35,698 --> 01:20:38,372
we have translated
the following images
1399
01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,480
into a format that we think
1400
01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:42,638
that you will find more familiar.
1401
01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:46,082
I believe in your world
they're called cartoons.
1402
01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:48,221
(CARTOON MUSIC)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1403
01:20:50,579 --> 01:20:51,751
Mama.
1404
01:20:54,049 --> 01:20:55,494
(ROARING)
1405
01:20:57,419 --> 01:20:58,693
(GURGLES)
1406
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,703
Mama.
1407
01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,100
(SQUEAKS) Mama!
1408
01:21:15,571 --> 01:21:18,780
LARGEMAN: There are
always those who resist progress.
1409
01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:21,717
In our world
it is considered a crime.
1410
01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:25,882
On our world it's considered
a greater crime
1411
01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:30,292
to unleash killer spiders
on an unarmed crowd.
1412
01:21:30,452 --> 01:21:33,023
We call that arachnicide.
1413
01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:35,259
But what if you had
a thinking machine?
1414
01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:37,028
An entity so powerful
1415
01:21:37,192 --> 01:21:39,798
that it could foresee
the outcome of any action?
1416
01:21:39,962 --> 01:21:41,566
Follow me.
1417
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,445
We are all very excited
1418
01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:49,276
that you could join us.
1419
01:21:57,579 --> 01:21:59,388
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
1420
01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:01,721
That if Franz Kafka was here,
1421
01:22:01,884 --> 01:22:04,831
- his head would explode?
- Actually, yeah.
1422
01:22:04,987 --> 01:22:07,228
Gentlemen, you are
about to see something
1423
01:22:07,389 --> 01:22:10,632
very few others
have seen before you...
1424
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,001
the ultimate manifestation
1425
01:22:14,163 --> 01:22:16,165
of Cyrus Rooney's creation.
1426
01:22:16,331 --> 01:22:18,311
(CLANGS)
1427
01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:21,673
Dave, John,
1428
01:22:21,837 --> 01:22:23,646
meet Korrok.
1429
01:22:36,318 --> 01:22:38,398
(LOUDLY) I am Korrok.
(DAVE AND JOHN GRUNTING)
1430
01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:41,867
(KORROK LAUGHS) Welcome.
1431
01:22:42,024 --> 01:22:44,937
- Your wiener is even smaller in person.
DAVE AND JOHN: - What?
1432
01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:47,505
With a tiny change
in your brain chemistry,
1433
01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:50,667
- I could make you a child molester.
(CHILDREN LAUGH)
1434
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:53,336
- What do you want?
KORROK: - Not big black cocks,
1435
01:22:53,502 --> 01:22:55,209
so we don't have that in common.
1436
01:22:55,370 --> 01:22:57,111
Get the fuck out of my head!
1437
01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:02,551
KORROK: David Wong,
son of an insane prostitute
1438
01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:05,214
and a mentally-challenged
Amway salesman.
1439
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,291
There are worlds upon worlds,
1440
01:23:07,449 --> 01:23:09,409
- an infinity you cannot grasp.
- ...in our world.
1441
01:23:09,551 --> 01:23:13,124
They will soon be
in your world too.
1442
01:23:13,288 --> 01:23:16,132
20 years ago
Korrok foretold your coming.
1443
01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:18,237
He showed us the way
to your world.
1444
01:23:18,393 --> 01:23:21,397
We have never traveled
from our plane to yours.
1445
01:23:21,563 --> 01:23:24,339
But we have tried.
Oh, we have tried.
1446
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,844
Dave, John,
1447
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:30,313
your arrival here is a new dawn.
1448
01:23:30,472 --> 01:23:34,215
You can show us the way to go
from our world to your own.
1449
01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,151
You see, in our world,
1450
01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:39,155
when someone is born
with special wisdom,
1451
01:23:39,314 --> 01:23:41,225
he shares it with Korrok
1452
01:23:41,383 --> 01:23:43,886
so that Korrok could be greater.
1453
01:23:44,052 --> 01:23:45,156
Watch.
1454
01:23:46,922 --> 01:23:49,869
Ah! Ah!
(SCREAMS)
1455
01:23:51,326 --> 01:23:54,068
(GASPS)
KORROK: - Mmm, bacon!
1456
01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:58,575
Understand,
we only have the best intentions.
1457
01:23:58,734 --> 01:24:01,578
We have observed you
and will soon move
1458
01:24:01,737 --> 01:24:04,047
into your world
with astonishing speed,
1459
01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:07,779
so that you too can know
the beneficence that is Korrok.
1460
01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:13,553
(BEEPING)
1461
01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:15,695
But first
1462
01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:18,957
we have to share
your knowledge with Korrok.
1463
01:24:19,121 --> 01:24:21,294
(ALL GRUNTING)
1464
01:24:23,759 --> 01:24:26,137
(SCREAMS, THUDS)
1465
01:24:26,295 --> 01:24:28,536
(GROWLING) (SCREAMS)
1466
01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:31,803
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)
1467
01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,408
(GRUNTING)
- Dave!
1468
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,213
(SCREAMS) (LAUGHS)
1469
01:24:42,210 --> 01:24:43,985
(GROWLS)
1470
01:24:45,814 --> 01:24:47,953
(SCREAMS)
1471
01:24:49,451 --> 01:24:51,931
- John!
(HISSING)
1472
01:24:57,159 --> 01:25:00,299
(GUARD SCREAMS)
1473
01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:03,272
(BEEPS) (GROWLING CONTINUES)
1474
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:04,843
(SCREAMS)
1475
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,477
No!
1476
01:25:14,643 --> 01:25:16,145
(THUDS) (KORROK SCREAMING)
1477
01:25:16,311 --> 01:25:18,985
(GUARD SCREAMING)
1478
01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:21,949
(GUARD THUDS) (GRUNTING)
1479
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:33,500
(BANGS)
- Door!
1480
01:25:38,367 --> 01:25:40,210
(BEEPING STOPS)
1481
01:25:40,369 --> 01:25:42,349
Aw, man.
You fucked up
1482
01:25:42,504 --> 01:25:44,504
- the detonation sequence!
LARGEMAN: - Dave, John.
1483
01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:48,954
All of the human minds
who have ever lived in history,
1484
01:25:49,111 --> 01:25:51,113
all of your thinkers and writers
1485
01:25:51,279 --> 01:25:53,281
and teachers and philosophers
1486
01:25:53,448 --> 01:25:55,155
could not equal even one node
1487
01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:57,661
of Korrok's neural web.
1488
01:25:57,819 --> 01:25:59,662
Our legions are ready
for the call.
1489
01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:02,324
- And soon all of your turmoil...
(BEEPING)
1490
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:05,495
...and unrest and confusion
1491
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:09,507
will vanish under
the soft hand of Korrok.
1492
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:11,702
- Hmm?
(BARK LEE GROWLS)
1493
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:14,814
- Hmm?
(BEEPS)
1494
01:26:14,970 --> 01:26:17,246
(KORROK ROARS)
1495
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,991
(BOTH PANTING)
1496
01:26:25,147 --> 01:26:28,026
Did Bark Lee-just sacrifice his life?
1497
01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:30,094
Damn.
That dog just saved the universe.
1498
01:26:30,252 --> 01:26:31,925
Amy's gonna kill me.
1499
01:26:33,221 --> 01:26:34,325
We must hurry.
1500
01:26:35,424 --> 01:26:37,836
(MAN YELLS)
1501
01:26:40,429 --> 01:26:41,874
Move. Now!
1502
01:26:45,267 --> 01:26:48,248
Wait. If you could
cross over here so easily,
1503
01:26:48,403 --> 01:26:50,849
why didn't you just deliver
the freaking bomb? Why us?
1504
01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:53,782
We needed to send someone
they would consider totally innocuous...
1505
01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:56,218
completely unable to pose
a serious threat.
1506
01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:58,949
Besides, the dog needed an escort.
1507
01:26:59,114 --> 01:27:01,560
Yes. Good thinking.
1508
01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:05,122
ARNIE:
So Marconi saved the day.
1509
01:27:05,287 --> 01:27:07,198
Huh.
1510
01:27:07,355 --> 01:27:09,357
- Korrok still exists?
DAVE: - From our world,
1511
01:27:09,524 --> 01:27:11,197
it's hard to really know for sure.
1512
01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:13,202
But it's no secret that there's
1513
01:27:13,361 --> 01:27:15,363
still strange stuff
going down in this town.
1514
01:27:15,530 --> 01:27:17,908
What about the girl, Amy?
What happened to her?
1515
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:20,205
Amy wasn't too happy
about her dog.
1516
01:27:20,368 --> 01:27:23,076
The Soy Sauce that
the dog ingested when he bit
1517
01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:26,151
the Jamaican guy allowed Bark Lee
to psychically connect
1518
01:27:26,308 --> 01:27:27,412
with North and Marconi.
1519
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:29,954
So the dog knew
what had to be done
1520
01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:33,252
and was willing to make
the ultimate sacrifice.
1521
01:27:34,249 --> 01:27:35,660
As to Amy...
1522
01:27:35,817 --> 01:27:38,263
she's been my girlfriend
ever since.
1523
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,400
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1524
01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:48,506
I got her out of town though.
1525
01:27:48,663 --> 01:27:50,006
She's upstate at college.
1526
01:27:50,165 --> 01:27:52,441
Got a 3.7 GPA.
1527
01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,239
Good for her.
And John?
1528
01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:57,440
What, uh... what happened to him?
He survived too?
1529
01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,279
We shoot hoops a lot...
1530
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,684
whenever we're not
too busy with, uh, work.
1531
01:28:06,181 --> 01:28:08,092
What the hell, Mr. Wong.
1532
01:28:08,250 --> 01:28:10,196
Say we just go public with it,
1533
01:28:10,352 --> 01:28:12,127
with your story...
1534
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,995
But just telling our story,
that's not going to do shit.
1535
01:28:15,157 --> 01:28:17,194
The testimony of two nutjobs...
1536
01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:19,965
that's just going to get us lumped in
with all the Roswell losers.
1537
01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:22,267
Ah, I see. Okay.
1538
01:28:22,430 --> 01:28:24,137
So what do you wanna do?
1539
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,869
We show them this...
1540
01:28:26,034 --> 01:28:27,980
a physical piece of evidence.
1541
01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:31,015
I'm thinking if you can get this
in the hands of someone,
1542
01:28:31,173 --> 01:28:32,675
like a...
like a lab or something.
1543
01:28:32,841 --> 01:28:34,479
Yeah. Yeah.
1544
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,317
Someone with
an electron microscope.
1545
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,322
Right? (LAUGHS)
'Cause I'm thinking
1546
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:42,621
whoever takes the first close look
at your Soy Sauce
1547
01:28:42,784 --> 01:28:44,320
is gonna have
a brown stain down
1548
01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:46,659
the bottom of his lab coat
a second later.
1549
01:28:46,822 --> 01:28:48,995
Yes!
Make that the story.
1550
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,000
Hell, let 'em see
the effects themselves.
1551
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,799
Just feed that shit to a lab rat
and watch the fun begin...
1552
01:28:53,962 --> 01:28:57,671
watch that thing start levitating
and speaking French!
1553
01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:59,403
And you're...
you're willing to risk everything?
1554
01:28:59,568 --> 01:29:00,876
Your life, your family?
1555
01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:02,572
Because, I mean,
best-case scenario,
1556
01:29:02,737 --> 01:29:04,478
your career as a journalist
is gonna be over
1557
01:29:04,639 --> 01:29:06,550
because this is all anyone's
ever gonna remember you for.
1558
01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:09,484
And don't forget that there
may be people out there...
1559
01:29:09,644 --> 01:29:12,352
real people...
who don't want this out.
1560
01:29:12,514 --> 01:29:15,154
Oh shit.
Come on, Wong.
1561
01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:18,491
I've been around.
Wong, I've been around.
1562
01:29:18,653 --> 01:29:21,156
My first year out
of journalism school,
1563
01:29:21,323 --> 01:29:23,360
I got knocked cold
covering Devil's Night
1564
01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:26,768
for the "Detroit Tribune."
That was 1984.
1565
01:29:26,928 --> 01:29:29,408
I woke up with my camera
busted on the pavement,
1566
01:29:29,564 --> 01:29:31,373
blood running down my shirt,
1567
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:33,376
a big fat cop standing over me
1568
01:29:33,535 --> 01:29:35,276
and he says,
"Stay down, nigger."
1569
01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:39,178
So I think I knew then
what I was doing this job for,
1570
01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:40,911
and in the years since...
1571
01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:42,248
what?
1572
01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:46,124
What, Wong?
1573
01:29:46,281 --> 01:29:48,420
They, uh..
1574
01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:51,189
They called you the N-word?
1575
01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:55,060
Why on earth would they do that?
1576
01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:57,533
What? Is that some kind of joke?
1577
01:29:57,692 --> 01:30:01,299
(LAUGHING)
1578
01:30:01,463 --> 01:30:03,272
Why are you laughing?
1579
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:10,546
- Oh my God.
- Hey! Hey!
1580
01:30:10,705 --> 01:30:12,912
Hey, asshole, answer me!
1581
01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:14,382
- Ow.
- What?!
1582
01:30:14,542 --> 01:30:16,579
I should have known.
1583
01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:19,453
Describe yourself to me, Arnie...
physically.
1584
01:30:19,614 --> 01:30:23,585
- Tell me what you look like.
- Oh, no no no no no no no.
1585
01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:26,062
You're fucking with me.
1586
01:30:26,221 --> 01:30:28,428
'Cause to me you're not black, Arnie.
1587
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:29,967
(GASPS)
1588
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,298
To me you're a sloppy white guy
1589
01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:35,100
in a rumpled corduroy jacket
with a tape recorder.
1590
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:38,107
(LAUGHING) (EXHALES)
1591
01:30:40,001 --> 01:30:41,571
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1592
01:30:41,736 --> 01:30:43,682
(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
1593
01:30:46,574 --> 01:30:48,520
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
1594
01:30:56,151 --> 01:30:58,324
You think there's
something in there, Arnie?
1595
01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:00,956
Come on, Arnie.
(SIGHS)
1596
01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:02,294
- Open it.
(KEYS JINGLING)
1597
01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,937
The sooner you do,
the sooner we can move on.
1598
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:10,636
(GASPS, BREATHES HEAVILY)
1599
01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:16,612
I'm sorry, Arnie.
I really am.
1600
01:31:16,771 --> 01:31:18,512
You did this to me.
1601
01:31:20,008 --> 01:31:21,282
You did this to me.
1602
01:31:21,443 --> 01:31:24,151
You killed me,
you son of a bitch!
1603
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:27,452
- Look at your body, Arnie.
(SOBS)
1604
01:31:27,615 --> 01:31:29,561
The one in the trunk, I mean.
1605
01:31:31,453 --> 01:31:34,195
You've been dead for days.
I think someone got wind
1606
01:31:34,356 --> 01:31:36,700
that you had contacted me
and they took you out.
1607
01:31:36,858 --> 01:31:39,065
I'm really sorry about that.
1608
01:31:39,227 --> 01:31:41,173
I'm not a fucking ghost.
1609
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:44,037
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
1610
01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:46,236
(CAR DOOR OPENS) (SIGHS)
1611
01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:51,579
This is my fault, Arnie.
1612
01:31:51,740 --> 01:31:53,378
Not just you getting killed and all,
1613
01:31:53,541 --> 01:31:55,214
but... but this...
1614
01:31:55,377 --> 01:31:58,017
this half-life ya got.
1615
01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,217
I did this.
I projected you.
1616
01:32:01,383 --> 01:32:04,159
It's the Soy Sauce.
It's the one thing it lets me do.
1617
01:32:04,319 --> 01:32:07,266
I'm thinking you got killed
right after we talked on the phone.
1618
01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:09,382
You know how when you talk
to someone on the phone
1619
01:32:09,491 --> 01:32:13,439
you sort of imagine what
they look like based on their voice?
1620
01:32:13,595 --> 01:32:16,735
Well, when you got killed,
1621
01:32:16,898 --> 01:32:19,276
you immediately assumed
the shape of what I...
1622
01:32:19,434 --> 01:32:22,074
This can't be.
It can't.
1623
01:32:22,237 --> 01:32:23,614
I don't accept it.
1624
01:32:24,672 --> 01:32:26,879
I got kids.
1625
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:29,522
I got a vacation coming up in June.
1626
01:32:29,677 --> 01:32:31,554
I'm going to Atlantic City.
1627
01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:34,888
I got tickets.
1628
01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:38,690
You're in the denial stage right now.
1629
01:32:38,853 --> 01:32:40,093
This is all normal.
1630
01:32:41,423 --> 01:32:45,269
Shut the fuck up, Wong! Now!
1631
01:32:47,896 --> 01:32:50,103
I refuse to believe
1632
01:32:50,265 --> 01:32:52,871
that I am only here because
I popped outta your imagina...
1633
01:32:53,034 --> 01:32:55,207
(POPS, HISSES)
1634
01:32:56,404 --> 01:32:58,281
(SIGHS)
1635
01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:00,647
I'm sorry, Arnie.
1636
01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:04,287
I really am.
1637
01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:11,462
Ha! Ring it up!
1638
01:33:11,619 --> 01:33:13,621
- 274 to 137!
(BALL BOUNCING)
1639
01:33:13,788 --> 01:33:14,988
- Ah.
- If you weren't counting
1640
01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:17,001
every basket as 137 points,
1641
01:33:17,158 --> 01:33:18,762
then you'd be up two to one.
1642
01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:22,604
Was that there before?
1643
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:25,976
JOHN:
I kinda see into it.
1644
01:33:26,134 --> 01:33:29,308
DAVE: - Yeah.
(CHUCKLES) I can see people.
1645
01:33:29,471 --> 01:33:31,451
It's a hole
to another dimension, I bet.
1646
01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,643
JOHN: - Wanna go through?
DAVE: - Not really.
1647
01:33:33,808 --> 01:33:36,084
Mmm. After this point.
1648
01:33:36,244 --> 01:33:37,450
(BOUNCES) (WARBLES)
1649
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,853
You just tossed our ball
into another universe.
1650
01:33:40,014 --> 01:33:42,460
DAVE: Yeah. My bad.
So do I have to go get it?
1651
01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:43,823
JOHN:
No. This is a man's job.
1652
01:33:45,987 --> 01:33:48,024
- Whoa!
(WARBLES)
1653
01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:53,595
DAVE: - Oh God. Here we go.
(PORTAL WARBLES, ZAPS)
1654
01:34:03,304 --> 01:34:05,011
JOHN:
Hey, Dave.
1655
01:34:06,207 --> 01:34:07,515
Where you been, man?
1656
01:34:07,675 --> 01:34:09,712
I've been walking around
for like two hours.
1657
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:12,682
Time must move different here.
1658
01:34:12,847 --> 01:34:14,349
I came right after you.
1659
01:34:14,516 --> 01:34:16,223
At least it's cooler here.
1660
01:34:29,531 --> 01:34:31,511
(WOMAN RASPING) You!
1661
01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:33,236
Unstained!
1662
01:34:33,401 --> 01:34:34,903
How?!
1663
01:34:44,145 --> 01:34:46,147
(CHITTERING)
1664
01:34:47,749 --> 01:34:50,059
(SNARLS)
1665
01:34:55,156 --> 01:34:57,534
(WHOOSHING)
1666
01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:01,399
(BOOMS)
1667
01:35:11,105 --> 01:35:14,416
I am Sergeant Vance McElroy
of the Human Liberation Army.
1668
01:35:14,576 --> 01:35:17,921
Prophecy has foretold the coming
of strangers from another world.
1669
01:35:18,079 --> 01:35:20,081
It is an honor to meet you.
1670
01:35:21,849 --> 01:35:23,522
I must confess I do not know
from where you came,
1671
01:35:23,685 --> 01:35:25,187
but I can tell by looking at you
1672
01:35:25,353 --> 01:35:27,890
that you have not been infected
with the great disease.
1673
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:30,036
I assume we share a common enemy.
1674
01:35:30,191 --> 01:35:33,536
If you cannot defeat him,
then all hope for mankind will be lost.
1675
01:35:33,695 --> 01:35:36,699
Gentlemen, the winds of destiny
have blown us together.
1676
01:35:36,864 --> 01:35:40,607
A bright dawn is about to mark
this lost and broken world.
1677
01:35:40,768 --> 01:35:43,715
- Tyranny will forever be overcome...
JOHN: - Yeah yeah yeah.
1678
01:35:43,871 --> 01:35:45,873
That's very interesting,
1679
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:47,917
but to perform this task
1680
01:35:48,076 --> 01:35:50,716
we'll need a number
of items from our world.
1681
01:35:50,878 --> 01:35:53,119
So you must let us return there
1682
01:35:53,281 --> 01:35:56,990
and come back to begin our quest.
1683
01:35:57,151 --> 01:36:00,257
It is good then.
We shall await your return.
1684
01:36:00,421 --> 01:36:03,129
But as you depart, know that
we of the HLA resistance
1685
01:36:03,291 --> 01:36:05,498
will always and forever be in your debt,
1686
01:36:05,660 --> 01:36:08,436
for both of you mark
all that is good and promising.
1687
01:36:08,596 --> 01:36:10,166
And the fact that all good...
1688
01:36:10,331 --> 01:36:13,437
(DISTORTED SPEECH)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1689
01:36:41,029 --> 01:36:43,009
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1690
01:36:46,467 --> 01:36:48,504
♪ This is how I'm feeling ♪
1691
01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:51,150
♪ There is a painter ♪
1692
01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:53,445
♪ Angel De Woman ♪
1693
01:36:53,608 --> 01:36:56,680
♪ She clearly said "No" ♪
1694
01:36:56,844 --> 01:37:01,486
♪ He is listening
to everything I'm saying ♪
1695
01:37:01,649 --> 01:37:03,219
♪ Feels like this mountain ♪
1696
01:37:03,384 --> 01:37:06,228
♪ Dante finally ran its stride ♪
1697
01:37:11,659 --> 01:37:14,037
♪ But the root of all that is ♪
1698
01:37:14,195 --> 01:37:16,641
♪ Hidden in the middle ♪
1699
01:37:16,798 --> 01:37:21,008
♪ Hidden for the fact
that it tore him apart ♪
1700
01:37:22,003 --> 01:37:24,313
♪ What about that smack being ♪
1701
01:37:24,472 --> 01:37:26,679
♪ Tossed around like cattle? ♪
1702
01:37:26,841 --> 01:37:28,548
♪ Tossed around my mind ♪
1703
01:37:28,710 --> 01:37:31,350
♪ Is official christening ♪
1704
01:37:33,014 --> 01:37:35,517
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1705
01:37:37,985 --> 01:37:40,329
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1706
01:37:43,057 --> 01:37:45,367
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1707
01:37:47,762 --> 01:37:50,538
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1708
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:55,879
♪ A very important fact ♪
1709
01:37:57,238 --> 01:37:59,218
♪ Is that he never left ♪
1710
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,378
♪ So how can he come back? ♪
1711
01:38:07,615 --> 01:38:10,186
♪ This is how I'm feeling ♪
1712
01:38:10,351 --> 01:38:12,729
♪ There is a painter ♪
1713
01:38:12,887 --> 01:38:15,026
♪ Angel De Woman ♪
1714
01:38:15,189 --> 01:38:18,261
♪ She clearly said "No" ♪
1715
01:38:18,426 --> 01:38:23,068
♪ He is listening
to everything I'm saying ♪
1716
01:38:23,231 --> 01:38:24,801
♪ Feels like this mountain ♪
1717
01:38:24,966 --> 01:38:27,810
♪ Dante finally ran its stride ♪
1718
01:38:27,969 --> 01:38:30,381
♪ But the root of all that is ♪
1719
01:38:30,538 --> 01:38:32,950
♪ Hidden in the middle ♪
1720
01:38:33,107 --> 01:38:37,749
♪ Hidden for the fact
that it tore him apart ♪
1721
01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:40,620
♪ What about that smack being ♪
1722
01:38:40,782 --> 01:38:42,989
♪ Tossed around like cattle ♪
1723
01:38:43,151 --> 01:38:44,892
♪ Tossed around my mind ♪
1724
01:38:45,052 --> 01:38:47,658
♪ Is official christening ♪
1725
01:38:49,323 --> 01:38:51,826
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1726
01:38:54,295 --> 01:38:56,639
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1727
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:01,676
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1728
01:39:04,105 --> 01:39:06,847
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1729
01:39:09,310 --> 01:39:12,189
♪ A very important fact ♪
1730
01:39:13,581 --> 01:39:15,527
♪ Is that he never left ♪
1731
01:39:15,683 --> 01:39:18,687
♪ So how can he come back? ♪
1732
01:39:23,925 --> 01:39:25,871
(MUSIC FADES)
1733
01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:28,963
(BELL TOLLS)143434
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.