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You're probably wondering
why I'm not
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having dinner with y'all.
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Honestly, I think that's
the biggest dinner
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I've ever seen you have.
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This is a pre-dinner,
post-lunch snack.
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This is "dunch."
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And I'm eating light
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because John
is in my place right now
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cooking us
a very special dinner.
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He said he had
something big to ask me.
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[gasps]
I bet he's gonna propose. Oh!
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[singsongy]:
Sid's gonna get married.
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What?
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-Shut up!
-Oh, come on.
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He's crazy about you.
He's fixing a special meal.
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He has something important
to ask you.
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-Hello!
-I'm sorry,
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but didn't I tell you
to shut up?
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It's way too soon.
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We've only been together
six months.
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And we've only had sex
182 and a half times.
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What was the half time?
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-It was just good for me.
-[Margaret groans]
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-Stop.
-[cackles]
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Why are you so afraid
of commitment?
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-Stop eating. Go back to your...-No, no, no, no, no, no! Uh-uh.
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I am not taking
dating advice from a woman
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who's tricking a guy
into dating her.
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What's this, now?
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Well, it's this new guy
I've been seeing.
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His name is Richard,
and he went to Harvard,
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which, I've got to admit,
was kind of a turn-on.
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So, when he asked me
where I went,
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I just kind of blurted out Yale.It's just...
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it was a tiny little
casual first date lie.
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Tiny? Ha.
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You didn't even go to college.
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You went to Avis Rent-A-Carfront desk girl training school.
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And you didn't even graduate!
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All right,
I really like this guy.
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He's smart, he's sophisticated,
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and no offense, you guys,
but it's kind of nice
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to hang out with someonewho has lived a successful life.
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Listen up, everyone.
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I, Hank Henderson,
do hereby bequeath to you
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my worldly possessions.
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-To you, Charlie...
my beloved football phone. -CHARLIE: Oh.
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Oh...
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Now, when you answer
you say, "I'm open."
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They won't get it, but you will.
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Oh, Hank, I love it, but...
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but what's going on?
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What, y'all didn't hear?
I'm dying.
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And to you, Sid...
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I give you my cherished
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Antoine Boldin jersey.
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Oh, thank you, Hank.
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I will never wear this.
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And last,
to my dearest Margaret.
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I give you... these.
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'Cause, uh... women be shopping.
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Mm. Well, I'm insulted,
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but I do need hangers.
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Uh, does this
have anything to do
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with that scary little mole
that you had tested?
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My doctor was
supposed to call me
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by 5:00 p.m. Friday
with the results.
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It is now Friday...
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5:02.
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This is an outrage!
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Look, just call me up
and tell me I'm dying.
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Hank, you are fine.
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Don't let that quack
spin you out.
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That guy's the worst.
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Just like all these doctors,
all they really care about
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is money and sunglasses.
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Quick question: what?
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Our doctor stole
my damn sunglasses.
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I left them in the lobby,
and then I'm told,
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"Oh, they're not
in lost and found."
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Well, they should check
his stupid face.
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I can't not know my results
the whole weekend.
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I'll have a heart attack.
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[wheezes]
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I want a big funeral, y'all.
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Give me the works.
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Oh, Hank. Settle down.
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Just stop by my place.I'll give you a couple of Xanax.
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Oh, sure.Let's just throw pill addiction
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into the mix, huh?
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No, no. Screw that.
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You know, doctors can't
treat people like this.
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We're going down to his office.
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Yes, it is time to take a stand.
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Yes, a stand against
sunglass thievery.
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[laughing]:
You told him...
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you... went to Yale.
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[laughs]
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♪
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I think what, uh, Fitzgerald
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was ultimately trying to say is
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that class is a...
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an illusion.
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Now, wouldn't you agree?
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-Totally.
-Hmm.
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Yeah, it's like,
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"Where are you, class?"
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[chuckles]
"Here, boy. Yoo-hoo.
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Class!"
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But it's not there.
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Because it's an illusion.
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-[both chuckle]
-You know, his full name was
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F. Scott Fitzgerald, so...
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Uh...
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Boy.
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[laughs] I'm really slumming it
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-with you tonight.
-What?
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What do you mean?
Why do you say that?
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Well, y-you know, because, uh...
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I'm dating a Yalie.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Big ol' Yale head here.
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[chuckles]
And you went to Harvard.
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So, you're jokingly saying
that Yale is below Harvard,
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which I guess makes me
pretty angry. [growls]
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[laughs]
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You are so cute
when you get angry.
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[chuckles] You should see me
at the post office.
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You know, I have no problem
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with Harvard being
under Yale tonight,
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if you get my drift.
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Oh, your drift has been caught.
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-Mm.
-[chuckles]
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You're talking about
doing it, right?
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Oh, my God, John.
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My friends had the craziest
theory that tonight,
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you were gonna...
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Oh, damn it.
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What's wrong?
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Did you dunch?
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Yep. That's the problem.
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I brunched, lunched and dunched.
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Maybe we scratch dinner
and just watch a movie.
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In silence.
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Maybe one of those
rom-coms where
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people get married,
it just ruins their lives.
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I made a paella.
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I've been planning this
for days.
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[chuckling]:
For days?
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John, who plans
a dinner for days?
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I'm dating a psychopath.
[chuckles]
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You should be committed.
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Unless you're afraid
of commitment,
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which I am not. [laughs]
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Can we just sit down
and enjoy this dinner?
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[John chuckles]
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Now I'm kind of nervous.
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But there's something that I...[exhales]
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-really want to ask you.
-Wait.
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Uh...
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need to wash your hands.
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Can't eat dinner
with dirty hands.
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What, were you born in a barn?
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Actually, I was.
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Um, the way Papa tells it,
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Mama was milking a cow
when the first...
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Just wash your friggin' hands!
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And when you...
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come back...
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you can ask me whatever it was
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[voice breaking]:
that you wanted to ask me.
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I have got to get out of here.
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Hell yeah.
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♪
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Damn.
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Everybody's gone home.
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Now how am I gonna see
my results?
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Well, lucky for you,
I brought this brick.
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Charlie, we're not gonna
throw a brick
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through the glass door.
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What if it sets off the alarm?
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Well, then we can use the brickto smash the alarm.
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Well, another way we could
use the brick would be...
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We're not using the brick.
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Or are we?
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All right, I'm out of ideas.
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Oh. [chuckles]
Good evening.
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Um, I locked my brick
in the office,
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and I don't have my keys.
[chuckles]
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You guys doctors?
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BOTH:
Yes.
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Can't be too careful.
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Told you the brick would work.
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[laughs]
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[grunts softly]
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Hmm. [clears throat]
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"Positive."
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Well, what the hell
does that mean?
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Is this a good positive
or a bad positive?
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All right,
no sign of my sunglasses,
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so I took this stethoscope
as collateral.
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Charlie, can you read this?
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All I can make out
is "positive."
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Oh, well, that's great.
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Uh, positive is good, isn't it?
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I mean, is it?
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What if I tested positive
for something bad?
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Oh, my heart is going crazy.
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Oh, let me listen.
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Good Lord, man.
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You've got no heartbeat at all.
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Say, brother.
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Look at this.
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My man. Can you read this?
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I thought you guys
were doctors.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We're just, uh, looking
for a-a third opinion.
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Well...
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it says here positive, so...
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this dude's gonna die.
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You hear that, Charlie?
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He said I'm gonna die.
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Hank, he's the janitor.
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He doesn't know.
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I prefer custodial engineer.
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All right, there's got to beanother way to figure this out.
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-Uh...
-[panting]: Charlie.
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I want white doves
at my funeral.
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If your cheap ass tries
to paint pigeons white,
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I will haunt you.
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Wait a minute, Hank.
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I got the doctor's
home address right here.
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Why don't we just
go to his house and ask him?
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My man.
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-Now you thinking.
-Yeah.
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Let's go get
my damn sunglasses back.
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[Hank chuckles]
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[Margaret and Richard laughing]
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-Here we are.
-Oh, wow.
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Where are my keys?
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They're probably under
my library card...s.
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[both laugh]
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-I have several.
-Yeah. Well,
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-should we just make love
right out here in the hallway? -Oh. Oh. [laughs]
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Richard.
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-This isn't Princeton.
-[laughing]: No.
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Oh! Hi, y'all.
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I'm just hiding out from my
boyfriend. I hope that's cool.
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[chuckles]
I have company, Sid.
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Oh, well, don't mind me.
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I'll put my headphones on.
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Y'all just go to town
on each other!
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Get buck!
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Sid, come here, would you?
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Richard, will you excuse me
for a moment
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while I speak to
my extremely unwelcome friend?
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Sure.
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I'll just read this...
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-US Weekly?
-Oh, that.
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That's a joke subscription.
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It was a prank
from a fellow Yalie.
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00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,177
[laughing]:
Oh, yeah.
263
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,398
-Hillary Clinton.
-Ugh.
264
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,882
Sid, that hot hunk
of Harvard man over there
265
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:52,755
who is reading about
Kylie Jenner's butt secrets
266
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,931
is about to get done.
By me.
267
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,325
Go away.
268
00:11:57,368 --> 00:12:00,284
I can't, Margaret.
You were right, okay?
269
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,591
John is about to propose.
270
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:06,726
I just need to buy a little timetill he goes to work at 9:00.
271
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,423
You will not even know I'm here.
272
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,468
[kitchen timer chimes]
273
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,645
What, did you cook something?
274
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,692
No, I want to navigate
the most stressful situation
275
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,129
of my life without popovers.
276
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,044
It's time for you to leave.
277
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,047
Is it?
278
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,615
Or is it time for Richard
to find out about
279
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:30,488
Little Miss Rent-A-Car dropout?
280
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:31,794
Oh, you wouldn't.
281
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:35,102
Oh, but I would.
282
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,106
Don't test me, woman.
283
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,198
[ringing doorbell]
284
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:47,070
Open up, McCormick!
We know you're in there!
285
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,593
Charlie, if this is
a bad positive,
286
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,117
I want you to call Seal.
287
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,901
Have him sing at my funeral.
288
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,904
Naturally, I want him to sing
"Kiss from a Rose."
289
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:57,428
If you could get him
to sing "Kiss from a Hank,"
290
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,039
-that'd be ideal.
-[Charlie sighs]
291
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,954
But I hear he's very possessiveof his lyrics.
292
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:04,958
-[rings doorbell]
-Come on, McCormick, open up!
293
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,005
Who the hell are you two?
294
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:12,487
Don't be alarmed, ma'am.
We don't have a brick.
295
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:16,099
Why would you say that?
That is super alarming.
296
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,797
Um, we're your husband's
patients.
297
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,842
We need to talk to him about
something very important.
298
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,235
It's a matter of life and death.
299
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,889
And sunglasses.
300
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,282
He's not here.He's working late at the office.
301
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,632
No, he's not.
We were just there.
302
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:31,071
There's no one but a weird
custodial engineer.
303
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,638
Wait, what?
304
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,859
That lying, cheating bastard.
305
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,557
He promised me his secretary
was the last one.
306
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,603
You know what?
I'm done.
307
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,605
This marriage is over!
308
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,913
Yeah, well, you seem to have
a lot on your plate.
309
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,741
But real quick,
310
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,439
can you read
your husband's handwriting?
311
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,136
Look, the man is a coward.
312
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,747
If he didn't call you by 5:00,
313
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,054
it's probably pretty bad.
314
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,321
So, third date, second location.
315
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,497
Things must be going well.
316
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:10,893
I mean, tell me if I'm wrong,
but I don't think I am.
317
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,548
-Uh...
-You don't have to answer his questions.
318
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,159
He was just about
to leave, anyway.
319
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,902
Margaret, would you sing
the Yale fight song for us?
320
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:25,038
I forgot how it goes.
321
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,214
Well, Sid, if I sing
the fight song,
322
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,956
I'm afraid that I might
want to fight!
323
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,742
Uh, you know, I think
I'm gonna head out.
324
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:36,658
Yeah, Richie,
that might be for the best.
325
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,313
There's a lot going on here.
326
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,316
Richard, stay.
Sid, this is insane.
327
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,797
You can't hide here forever
pounding popovers.
328
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,105
If you think John
is moving too fast,
329
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,715
just tell him that.
330
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,065
Be an adult.
331
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,937
Damn it.
You're right.
332
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,330
I have been a child.
333
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,984
John is my partner.
334
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,334
We can rationally discuss this.
335
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,162
-[knocking on door]
-JOHN: Margaret, it's John.
336
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,251
-Is Sid in there?
-[Sid screams]
337
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:07,080
Oh! Oh!
He is relentless!
338
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,212
He's trying to propose to me!
339
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,953
Richard, do something!
340
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,523
I was never here.
341
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,134
[Sid yelling]
342
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,267
-[door slams]
-[knocking on door]
343
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:24,314
[sighs] Everything's getting
banged around here except me.
344
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,716
JOHN:
Did I just hear Sid screaming?
345
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,240
Well, Margaret, it's been fun.
346
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,982
Well, not really.
Dinner w-was fun.
347
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,505
But since then,
348
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,030
-it's gotten really weird.
-[Margaret sighs]
349
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,857
You know what? Just let me get
rid of these guys,
350
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,381
and then you and I
are gonna play
351
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,905
the most exciting
Harvard-Yale game yet.
352
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,124
[chuckles]
You feel me?
353
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,952
Yep.
354
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,084
[growls]
355
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,305
-Hi. Is Sid here?
-Nope. Catch you later.
356
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:01,351
-[knocking on door]
-[chuckles]
357
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,311
Son of a bitch loves to knock
on the door, doesn't he?
358
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,008
All right, all right.
359
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,271
But if it comes up,
I went to Yale.
360
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,970
Okay.
361
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,189
See? Sid's not here.
362
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:17,237
I followed a trail of paella
to your apartment.
363
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,674
And I smell popovers.
364
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,545
That can't all be a coincidence.
365
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:25,158
Uh, I just made a batchbecause Richard here loves 'em.
366
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:28,900
-I don't love popovers.
-You do. You love popovers.
367
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,382
-Say that you love popovers.
Say it! -I-I...
368
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,819
Margaret, I'm gonna take you upon that Xanax...
369
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,256
Dr. McCormick?
370
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:40,303
-Hank?
-Wait, so you're their doctor?
371
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,653
Yes.
He's my most annoying patient.
372
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,875
Can I get an answer on Sid?!
373
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,616
-He's in the bathroom.
-He's in the bathroom.
374
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,401
What are you doing here?
375
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,273
He's on a date with me.
376
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,057
Well, that's weird,'cause we were just at his house
377
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,928
and talked to his wife.
378
00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,062
Your what?
379
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,630
-You talked to my wife?
-Ooh!
380
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:06,503
Hearing you say "wife"
makes me think you have one.
381
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,375
Well, he does. For now.
382
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,420
-She's very angry.
-[Margaret groans]
383
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,814
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.
-[stammering]: Just calm down.
384
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,121
Calm down?I'm gonna punch you in the head.
385
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,166
I want to punch him
in the head first.
386
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,995
Dr. McCormick, you got to tell
people that they're dying.
387
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,389
If you don't and they steal
their files from your office,
388
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,260
you got to make those records
more clear
389
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,436
so they know
what their results are.
390
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,265
There's no one in the bathroom!
391
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,180
Oh, you're still here?
Go look again.
392
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,095
He's small.
Maybe you missed him.
393
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,228
Is Sid here or not?!
394
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,751
[wood creaking]
395
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,721
Margaret didn't go to Yale.
396
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,861
JOHN:
Sid,
397
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,125
what the hell were you doing
in the ceiling?
398
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,301
I wanted to surprise you?
399
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,738
I can't believe
400
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,915
you lied to me
about going to Yale.
401
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,267
I lied to you?
You're married.
402
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:18,532
And, apparently,he's banging his secretary, too.
403
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,143
Look, I've already
said I'm sorry.
404
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,710
No, you haven't.
405
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,408
Everybody shut up!
406
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,976
You said you were gonna call me,and you didn't.
407
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,500
Am I good positive
or bad positive?
408
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,894
I left you a voice mail.
409
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,333
Oh, yeah, there it is.
410
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,555
Damn phones.
411
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,775
-Your tests came back clean.
-They did?
412
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,516
-Yes.
-Thank God.
413
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,127
You saved my life.
414
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,738
Cancel Seal, Charlie.
I'm gonna live forever.
415
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,740
[laughs]
416
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,437
Oh.
417
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,745
-Margaret, this man is a keeper.-[Margaret laughs]
418
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,184
He's married.
Oh, I wasted a lot of time
419
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,708
studying for our dates.
Get out of here.
420
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,493
Gladly.
421
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,973
Oh, not so fast, bub.
422
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,890
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
423
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,502
-Ooh.
-Just as I thought.
424
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,769
Go home and fix your marriage,
425
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,075
you quack bastard.
426
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,340
SID [chuckles]:
Ugh!
427
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,517
Some people, am I right?
428
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,475
Welp, I got to go
get some shut-eye.
429
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,998
JOHN:
Sid.
430
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,435
Why do you keep
running away from me?
431
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,263
What's going on?
432
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,221
The truth.
433
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,397
I knew you were gonna
propose to me,
434
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,487
-and I just... lost it.
-What?
435
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,402
Propose?
436
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,491
No, I...
437
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,450
I booked a three-month gig
in Hawaii,
438
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,103
and I-I wanted you to come.
439
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,410
I already bought the tickets.
440
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,804
Oh, my gosh, Hawaii.
441
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,458
Yeah.
442
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,460
I was wrong.
443
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,984
Egg on my face.
444
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,075
Oh, yeah,
this is gonna be so much fun.
445
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,729
When are we going?
446
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,514
You thought I might propose
to you, and it caused you
447
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:14,300
to crawl around
in Margaret's ceiling?
448
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,693
Like a miniature Bruce Willis?
449
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,221
I don't think
that's a good sign. Do you?
450
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,310
Well, nothing
that a three-month stint
451
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,790
in Hawaii can't fix.
452
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,271
Aloha, John.
453
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,275
Aloha, Sid.
454
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,149
Oh, yeah, right.
455
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,413
'Cause it means "goodbye," too.
456
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,633
Oh, that's rough, buddy.
457
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,679
I'm sorry.
458
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,681
But if it makes you
feel any better,
459
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:51,250
I look awesome in these,
don't I?
460
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,689
Well, Sid,
maybe you'll find love again.
461
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,125
Or maybe you won't.
462
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,345
What do I care?
I got my life back.
463
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,352
Margaret, how am I gonna fix
464
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,180
this John-shaped hole
in my heart?
465
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:12,401
Oh, sweetie.
We'll figure it out.
466
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:16,405
Right after you fix the
Sid-shaped hole in my ceiling.
467
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,582
How did you get up there,
anyway?
468
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,018
Oh, it was easy.
I crawled up on the sink
469
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,369
and then I just pulled myself upin the ceiling.
470
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,284
Here, come on. I'll show you.
471
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,420
That's pretty good.
472
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,381
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