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A shadow shall fall
over the universe...
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...and evil will grow in its path...
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...and death will come
from the skies.
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What did you bring me?
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You'll see.
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Wait. Wait for me.
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What is it?
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Do not try to escape.
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You are in my control.
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Look at me.
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I am the sum of all evils.
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Look carefully.
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My power infests all times,
all galaxies...
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...all dimensions.
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But many still seek me out.
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A green jewel they must possess.
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But see how I destroy their lives.
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Right 12 degrees.
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Yeah, New York. Big deal.
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Scum center of the world.
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Now they're even talking about letting
in lowlifes from other planets too.
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My name's Harry Canyon.
I drive a cab.
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Hey, you free?
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Yeah, get in.
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- Where to, pal?
- The U.N. building.
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The U.N. building.
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What a joke. They turned it
into low-rent housing. It's a dump.
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Okay, sucker, hand over your cash.
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Now!
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Stupid asshole.
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Nobody touches Harry Canyon
unless I want them to.
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Father!
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Run!
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He's dead. Get the girl.
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Help me! Please!
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Normally, my rule's
don't get involved.
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But somehow, hey,
this dame got to me.
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The Loo-Nan...
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They-- They wanted it, but my--
My father wouldn't tell them...
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...and now I'm the only one.
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Hey, relax, sister,
there's a cop station up here.
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You can tell them...
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Oh, shit. Just what I needed.
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- Police. What do you want?
- I wanna report a murder.
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- What else is new?
- Hey, you gonna let me in or what?
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Yeah, hang on.
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Harry.
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How you doing, Harry?
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Hiya, Harry.
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She couldn't take it, huh?
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Hey, kiss my ass, will you?
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I'll do it for 2O bucks.
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I told you, I'm an American citizen.
I-- I just lost my papers or something.
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Goddamn illegal aliens.
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Before you go any further, pal,
I gotta tell you, it's cash upfront.
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Thousand bucks a day
for a full investigation...
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...another thou if the assailant
is caught. Understand?
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Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar.
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Thanks for nothing.
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You think you can do better? Punk.
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So here I was,
stuck with this beautiful girl.
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I knew she was gonna be
nothing but trouble.
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Where am I?
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- My place.
- They'd have killed me if not for you.
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What did they wanna
snuff you for anyway?
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The Loo-Nat.
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An ancient relic that my father found
in the desert.
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It's worth a fortune,
especially to the Venusians.
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They think it has spiritual powers.
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Does it?
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All I know is that since we found it,
people have been dying all around us.
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When we got to New York,
my father hid it.
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Now he's dead.
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They'll kill me next. I'm the only one
who knows where it is. They'll...
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Listen, nobody's gonna
find you here.
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You can sleep on the couch
if you want.
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And there's beer in the fridge.
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So help yourself, all right?
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I didn't know whether
to believe her or not.
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Something inside me told me...
Was a sucker play.
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Harry?
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Can I sleep with you?
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Yeah, sure.
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Sucker play or not, I must have
turned her on something fierce...
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...because this dame
was going for broke.
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Or maybe it was her first time
with a New Yorker, I don't know.
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Anyway, nothing can beat
good old American know-how...
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...and I was giving this broad
the stars and stripes forever.
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- Where's the girl?
- Where--? What--? What girl?
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Don't play dumb with me, cabby.
You showed up at the station...
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...with a broad over your shoulder.
Where is she?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Listen, cabbie,
you hear from her, you call us.
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You don't, you're dead. Understand?
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Don't hold your breath, pal.
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- Where's the girl?
- Come on. Not again.
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I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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I'll get right to the point,
Mr. Canyon.
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My name is Rudnick.
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I represent a group of investors
from a nearby planet...
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...who wish to purchase something
from the young lady.
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The price is fair, but they're
starting to get very restless.
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When you see her,
tell her that time is running out.
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Thank you, Mr. Canyon. Good day.
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The burning smell kept reminding me
I shouldn't have got involved.
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But for some reason,
I just couldn't get her off my mind.
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There was something about her.
An element of danger.
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It really turned me on.
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Transcom Message Service.
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Message for Harry Canyon.
Will you accept the charges?
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Meet female acquaintance
at Statue of Liberty, 4:00.
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Stop. End message.
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The girl. Had to be her.
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But first, I had to ditch
a couple assholes.
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That's what all
the excitement's about?
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I wanna get rid of it, Harry.
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I want this to be over.
I talked to Rudnick.
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He said he'd give me
300,000 Krone-dollars for it.
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But-- But I'm frightened.
I don't trust him.
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Three hundred grand
is a lot of dough.
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Will you help me?
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When she looked at me like that...
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...I knew I couldn't say no.
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I'll come along for 50 percent
of the take.
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You can have anything you want.
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Just stay with me.
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There they are.
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Okay. I'll keep you covered.
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Hey, baby, we're rich.
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What do you say we take a trip?
Hey, just the two of us.
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I'd like to, Harry,
but I've made other plans.
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I'm taking it all.
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Pull over.
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- Are you sure this is what you want?
- Positive.
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Pretty, but dumb.
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You know, even though she would've
killed me, I kind of felt sorry for her.
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She was okay, just a little greedy.
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As for me, I put it down as
a two-day ride with one hell of a tip.
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You've had your first lesson,
young one.
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My evil corrupts the most innocent.
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I've chosen you
because you possess powers...
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...you do not yet understand.
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Look again.
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Look deep into me.
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In some worlds,
I'm worshipped as God.
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It all started when I found
the green meteorite.
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I read in Faraday's Life of the Planets
that smaller ones like this...
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...are supposed to burn up
when they enter the atmosphere.
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But for some reason,
this one didn't.
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So I brought it to my room, stuck it in
my rock collection and forgot about it.
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I was experimenting
with natural electricity...
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...and with the storm warnings up,
I figured tonight I'd hit the jackpot.
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All I needed was a little juice.
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It works!
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No hair.
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Big.
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There was no way I was gonna
walk around this place...
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...with my dork hanging out.
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This looked like something
right out of The Ten Commandments.
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Ullatec
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Ullatec
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Ullatec
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By the powers of the glowing Loc-Nar
placed in your idol's hand...
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...I demand you come forth, Ullatec!
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Grant me your strength in return
for a living mortal sacrifice.
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It has been ordained.
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Come forth, Ullatec. I demand it.
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What'd they do that for?
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Normally, I'd be dead by now.
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I kept thinking I was gonna run out
of air, but my new body worked great.
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I just hoped her body was working
as good as mine.
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Thank you.
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She had the most beautiful eyes.
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I wanted to make some conversation,
but I found my new self...
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...asking the same old
stupid questions.
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Are you from around here?
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Well, you may not believe this,
but I'm from another world...
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...from a place called Earth.
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Earth? I, too, am from Earth.
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My name is Katherine Wells, and I'm
from the British colony of Gibraltar.
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You saved my life.
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I have no reward to give you...
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...but if any part of me
pleases your senses...
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...I would give it to you willingly.
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This was great.
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There was no way I'd get
a chick like this back on Earth.
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There was only one problem.
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Come.
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I don't know
who these assholes were...
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...but they sure picked
a bad time to show up.
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They split us up and took me
to this weird castle-type place.
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I wanted to find out
where they'd taken Katherine...
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...but none of these guys
seemed to speak English.
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They tell me you are Den of Earth.
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The one who dared to steal
the female sacrifice from the queen.
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This guy was a shrimp,
so I figured I'd play it tough.
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Where is the girl?
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I am Ard...
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...supreme leader of the revolution
and the next ruler of the world.
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The girl!
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Well, aren't we fierce?
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Guards, castrate him.
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Boy, I was pretty good at this stuff.
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Excellent. You are worthy
to serve me.
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Give me the girl or die.
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- Well, if I have a choice, I'll take death.
- So be it.
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You'll have to do better than that.
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I could see why they made
this guy their leader.
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But if you're really interested
in the girl...
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...I've had her encased in glass.
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- She's dead.
- Actually, no. She's sleeping.
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- But only I can awaken her.
- What do you want of me?
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I want you to steal
the sacred Loc-Nar.
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- What is this Loc-Nar?
- The queen's glowing sphere, fool.
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The sacrifice to Ullatec
can only be performed...
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mby the possessor
of the sacred Loo-Nat.
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Nor“.!
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This is Norl, my bravest warrior.
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You will go with him to the queen's
castle and steal the Loc-Nar.
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- Then I will give you the girl.
- And if I refuse?
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If you refuse, you die,
she dies, everybody dies.
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Sounded reasonable to me.
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Guard post ahead.
We must go underground.
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This guy Norl seemed to know
what he was doing.
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And for a gorilla,
his English wasn't half bad.
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We're underneath the castle moat.
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What are they saying?
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They talk of the beast
who prowls these catacombs...
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...with a fierce hunger
and sharp teeth 6 inches long.
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Sorry, 16 inches long.
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Now we separate.
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You and Korg take this door
into the queen's quarters.
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The rest will move
through the walls...
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...and enter her chamber
from the other side.
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Whoever gets the Loc-Nar first
will return it to Ard.
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Good luck, Den.
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Loc-Nar.
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It was just like the ball
I dug up in the yard.
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As I saw the Loc-Nar's glow,
I had this real funny feeling.
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Then the lights came on.
Talk about embarrassing.
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Kill them.
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Can I slit his throat, Your Majesty?
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Yes, slit his throat.
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Thank you, Your Majesty.
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Stop! I have... I have
something better in mind.
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- Come with me.
- Jeez, not again.
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This always happens.
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She's the queen.
She can do whatever she wants.
249
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,015
- Yeah, sure.
- Sure.
250
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:50,187
If you please me, I may let you live.
251
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:56,026
- What must I do?
- Satisfy my appetites.
252
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:03,867
Eighteen years of nothing, and now
twice in one day. What a place.
253
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:29,184
The rising moon
climaxes our love, Den.
254
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:32,771
- It is a sign.
- Yes, a sign.
255
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:35,107
I had no idea
what she was talking about.
256
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,901
Nevervvhere is a troubled land.
257
00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:41,989
Your strength has brought great peace
to my restless body.
258
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:46,493
It could bring great peace to all
the troubled people of this land.
259
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:50,205
I knew I was good,
but I didn't know I was that good.
260
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:54,626
Your Majesty,
the Loc-Nar is missing! Stolen!
261
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,630
Fiend! You make love to me while
your accomplice steals my scepter.
262
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,466
Now Ard will perform the sacrifice.
263
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:07,139
Guards! Take him! Hold him still.
I will kill him myself.
264
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,683
Boy, was she pissed off.
265
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:24,489
Prepare the fliers! I want his head!
266
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:40,964
By the power of the magic Loc-Nar
placed in your hands...
267
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,008
...I command you.
268
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:46,678
Come forth, Ullatec!
269
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,710
Here is your sacrifice.
270
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:23,256
Ullatec, now give me your power.
271
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,050
Throw her in.
272
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:28,303
- Katherine!
- Den!
273
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,555
No! You'll ruin everything.
274
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,230
- Kill them! Kill them both!
- The Loc-Nar is mine!
275
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,732
- Stupid bitch. Get away from me.
- Give it to me.
276
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,901
- Give it to me.
- The Loc-Nar's mine.
277
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,194
Don't you take it.
278
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,279
I know what a Loc-Nar is.
It's my Loc-Nar.
279
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:40,208
- Where did they go?
- They're gone. That's all that matters.
280
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:44,379
They probably went back to Earth.
Boy, will Mom be surprised.
281
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,840
The Loo-Nat.
282
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:51,720
You could have the power of Ullateo.
You could be ruler of all these people.
283
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:52,888
Forget it.
284
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:10,780
But, Den, with the Loc-Nar,
you could've returned to Earth.
285
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,782
I like it better here.
286
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:16,077
On Earth, I'm nobody.
287
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:19,539
But here, I'm Den.
288
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:26,421
Even when someone has
the strength to discard me...
289
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:31,343
...my power is not diminished.
290
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:02,791
Someone always finds me.
291
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,968
Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sterno?
292
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,053
I am.
293
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:30,318
Lincoln Sterno,
you stand here accused...
294
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:33,822
...of 12 counts of murder
in the first degree...
295
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,285
...14 counts of armed theft
of Federation property...
296
00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:41,997
...22 counts of piracy
in high space...
297
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,500
...18 counts of fraud...
298
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:48,003
...37 counts of rape...
299
00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:53,174
...and one moving violation.
300
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,596
How do you plead?
301
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,520
Not guilty.
302
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,494
Not guilty? Are you nuts?
303
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:25,165
It's okay, Charlie. I got an angle.
304
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,375
Call the first witness.
305
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,711
But the prosecutor's got you cold.
306
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,380
You're as guilty as a cat
in a goldfish bowl.
307
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:35,550
The prosecution calls
Hanover Fiste.
308
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,552
Calling Hanover Fiste.
309
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,305
- Hanover Fiste.
- Calling Hanover Fiste.
310
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,320
Listen, Sterno,
change the plea to guilty.
311
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,364
Throw yourself
on the mercy of the court.
312
00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,909
I told you, Charlie, I got an angle.
313
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:04,329
But the most we can hope for
is to get you buried in secrecy...
314
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,748
...so your grave don't get violated.
315
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,501
- Plead guilty.
- Shut up, Charlie.
316
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,920
I got an angle.
317
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:13,755
What angle?
318
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:16,007
Him.
319
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,470
State your name for the record.
320
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,515
I am Hanover Fiste.
321
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:27,185
You know the defendant,
Captain Sterno?
322
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,729
Yes, I know Captain Sterno.
323
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:34,067
And never did there live a kinder,
more generous man.
324
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:38,697
I promised him 35,000 zuleks
to testify on my behalf.
325
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:47,080
He's an overflowing cup, filled with
the very cream of human goodness.
326
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:53,253
In all the time I've known him,
he's never done anything immoral.
327
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,130
See?
328
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,885
Unless maybe
the preschoolers' prostitute ring.
329
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:08,226
And he's never done
anything illegal--
330
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:12,981
Unless you count all the times
he sold dope disguised as a nun.
331
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:20,071
He's always been a good,
law-abiding citizen--
332
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,575
Give me a break!
333
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,369
--Of the Federation, and-- And--
334
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,621
Shut up. Shut up!
335
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:32,000
--A community-conscious individual.
336
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,752
Sterno.
337
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:38,047
He's nothing but a low-down,
double-dealing...
338
00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:44,012
...backstabbing, larcenous,
perverted worm.
339
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,723
Hanging's too good for him.
340
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,975
Burning's too good for him.
341
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,769
- Hanover...
- He should be torn...
342
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:55,190
...into little bitsy pieces
and buried alive!
343
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,192
Hanover...
344
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,988
I'll kill him. Kill!
345
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,666
Kill!
346
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:25,804
Hey, hey, Hanover, take it easy.
I'm sure we can talk this over.
347
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,222
Good.
348
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,391
Lost him.
349
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:08,656
Sterno!
350
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:24,088
Okay, Hanover,
you've had this coming.
351
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,673
Now, let's see.
352
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:30,053
Thirty-three, 34...
353
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:32,972
...35,000 zuleks.
354
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,934
Thanks, Hanover.
355
00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:41,689
-It's nothing, boss.
- And, Hanover.
356
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:45,026
- Yes?
- Goodbye.
357
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:59,499
Very few escape my grasp.
358
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:04,586
Even in death, my powers continue.
359
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:05,672
Even in death, my powers continue.
360
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:58,850
Come on, Stefan. Drop the fuckers
and let's get the hell out of here.
361
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:29,422
We're hit pretty bad, Skip.
362
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:31,716
You'd better go back
and see how bad it is.
363
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,468
0K8)'-
364
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,721
- Can you keep her in the air, Skip?
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
365
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,135
Nelson?
366
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,047
Jeez.
367
00:43:57,385 --> 00:44:00,054
Skip, somethings following us.
368
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:04,392
- What is it?
-It's some kind of green meteorite.
369
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:07,436
What? Where?
370
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,391
Holden, are you okay?
371
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:52,982
Yeah, yeah. I'm coming back, Skip.
372
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:43,074
What the hell's
happening back there?
373
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:45,993
Shit.
374
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,962
No. No!
375
00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:39,315
No!
376
00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:47,823
From one war to another,
my influence is always present.
377
00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:55,164
The paltry armies of the universe
are but playthings to me.
378
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,137
Please, Dr. Anrak! Dr. Anrak!
379
00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:14,225
Dr. Anrak, six more mutants were
sighted in Arizona this morning.
380
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:17,895
Do you still say this has nothing to do
with the green radiation from space?
381
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:24,443
Doctor, is it true that the president
pulled you off the Jupiter Six project...
382
00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:26,654
...so you could investigate
those mutations?
383
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,489
Doctor, answer me that, please.
384
00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:31,492
Please, the green radiations
from space...
385
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:41,293
Well, what I wanna know is,
what's the Army doing about this?
386
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:44,046
Hell, my constituents
are turning green.
387
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,340
They're growing arms
on their backs.
388
00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:49,844
There's something or someone
up there in space...
389
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:52,138
...and voters have
a right to know about it.
390
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:54,181
Senator, we have no proof...
391
00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:57,935
...that these mutations are the result
of interference from outer space.
392
00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:01,689
In fact, Dr. Anrak has just come in,
so let's hear what he has to say.
393
00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:05,609
- Doctor?
- First of all, there's no cause for alarm.
394
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:09,738
As for the theories of interference
by alien beings...
395
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:12,741
...it is my firm opinion
that we on Earth...
396
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:16,412
...are the only intelligent,
technically advanced civilization...
397
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,081
...present in the universe.
398
00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:20,833
- Thank goodness.
- That's a relief.
399
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,335
I was scared for a while, you know.
400
00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:26,755
Very reassuring, very reassuring.
401
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:32,720
And-- And whatever is causing
these mutations...
402
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,556
...is not from outer space.
403
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:43,063
It's more likely just an isolated
biological phenomen--
404
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,116
Pretty. Pretty.
405
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:16,388
What is this? Doctor!
406
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,785
Oh, nice job.
407
00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,372
How am I gonna fix this guy?
He's fucked.
408
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,666
Guess we turned it up
a little too high.
409
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,169
- Sorry, man.
- You're sorry. What about me?
410
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:50,089
I gotta put this asshole
back together.
411
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,179
- Where am I?
- Hey, who's the chick?
412
00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,306
Look at my clothes.
413
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:02,017
Who's gonna pay
for the dry cleaning?
414
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:06,063
I demand you return me
to my office immediately.
415
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:10,651
Too late. Molecular--
Molecular instabilities...
416
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,237
...all around the spacecraft.
You cannot leave.
417
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,698
What? Is he kidding?
418
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:20,369
Oh, yeah. Instability zone.
You're stuck here.
419
00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:22,955
But I have to be at my parents'
for dinner tonight.
420
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:25,666
And my gynecologist appointment
is on Wednesday.
421
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:28,836
Not anymore.
Would you like a drink?
422
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,504
Come with me.
423
00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:34,341
You'll feel better after a glass
of fresh blo-aak.
424
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,094
You have any diet soda?
425
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,723
Oh, typical robot.
426
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:43,058
The first Earth chick we see
in 10 years...
427
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,936
...and he's gotta make a play for her.
428
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:12,004
Hey, do we have any of that
Plutonian nyborg left?
429
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,257
Yeah. Just one bag.
430
00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:17,676
It's in the transmitter compartment.
431
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,678
Thanks, man.
432
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,477
Oh, great.
433
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:34,777
Think this is enough?
434
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:40,115
- No, go for broke.
- Good thinking, man.
435
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,127
- Nosedive!
- Nosedive!
436
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,936
Good nyborg.
437
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,615
That was incredible.
438
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:06,827
I've never felt anything like it.
439
00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:10,998
Oh, great. I've been programmed to be
fully proficient in sexual activities.
440
00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:14,543
- Do you want to go steady?
- Gee, I don't know.
441
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:17,546
I already have a boyfriend, but...
442
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:21,175
What he does not know
will not hurt him.
443
00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:24,553
But I'd feel so guilty.
444
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:26,764
Of course you would.
445
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:30,517
Earth women who experience sexual
ecstasy with mechanical assistance...
446
00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:32,936
...always tend to feel guilty.
447
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,354
Really?
448
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,074
But I don't understand.
We laugh together...
449
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:49,119
...care for each other.
We have highly proficient sex.
450
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,497
Why can't we get married?
451
00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:55,375
Look, we're different, okay?
Let's leave it at that.
452
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:57,878
What do you mean, different?
453
00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:01,298
But mixed marriages
just don't work.
454
00:55:02,382 --> 00:55:06,887
I'm afraid that I'll come home one day
and find you screwing the toaster.
455
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,223
You'll just have to trust me.
456
00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:17,397
All right, all right, I'll marry you.
But on one condition:
457
00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:19,191
I want a Jewish wedding.
458
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,444
A Jewish wedding? Okay.
459
00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:28,075
I forgot, are you circumcised?
460
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:12,744
You okay to land this thing?
461
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,539
No problem, man.
462
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:19,459
I think you're going
a little high, man.
463
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:20,961
It's okay, man.
464
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:24,923
If there's one thing I know,
it's how to drive when I'm stoned.
465
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,050
Like, you know
your perspective's fucked...
466
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:31,680
...so you just gotta let your hands
work the controls as if you're straight.
467
00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:49,364
Good landing, man.
468
00:56:57,331 --> 00:57:00,626
My stories are almost over.
469
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,671
I have chosen you...
470
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:09,968
...because you are the future
who could destroy me.
471
00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:16,475
With your death,
I break the chain for all time.
472
00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:22,731
Look into me one final time.
473
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:29,363
See my evil destroy your race.
474
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:33,241
Then prepare to die.
475
00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:38,617
Death.
476
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,495
Death!
477
00:59:41,828 --> 00:59:46,291
Death to all who oppose us!
478
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:03,975
To the council chambers!
479
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:58,238
They're killing everyone.
We must escape.
480
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:01,032
The city is burning.
481
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,785
Elder, we must arm ourselves.
482
01:01:03,952 --> 01:01:05,370
We must fight.
483
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,414
Silence!
484
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:10,917
We are not a race of warriors.
485
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,920
We are statesmen and scientists.
486
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,755
From our very beginning,
it was ordained...
487
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:18,216
...that the warrior race
of Taarak the Defender...
488
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:23,138
...would aid us in times of need.
This was the pact.
489
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:28,226
Taarak the Defender?
His race is dead.
490
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,604
They cannot defend anyone.
491
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:34,566
Some say that the race is not dead,
that one still lives.
492
01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:37,277
One? What good is one?
493
01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:40,697
One of Taarak's blood can do much.
494
01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:43,408
Elder, they're in the hall!
495
01:01:47,287 --> 01:01:50,874
Well, who is this last Defender?
How can he be summoned?
496
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:57,172
It is Taarna, of the blood of Taarak
the Defender, the last of the race...
497
01:01:57,339 --> 01:02:02,010
...and must be summoned as my
forefathers summoned Taarak himself:
498
01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,471
From within.
499
01:02:04,638 --> 01:02:06,598
But will this Defender answer?
500
01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:09,851
A Taarakian has no choice.
They must answer.
501
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,645
It is in their blood.
502
01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,731
They're at the door.
503
01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:16,191
They're here!
504
01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:18,360
In the halls, quickly.
We must do something.
505
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:20,153
Bar the door.
506
01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:24,741
We will summon
the Defender together.
507
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:30,330
Taarna.
508
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:34,167
Taarna.
509
01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:38,922
Taarna.
510
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,592
Taarna.
511
01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:46,638
Taarna.
512
01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:31,399
To defend, this is the pact.
513
01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:35,778
But when life loses its value
and is taken for naught...
514
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:38,906
...then the pact is to avenge.
515
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:22,148
Hey, look. A new one.
516
01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:24,609
Where you from, baby?
517
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:29,196
Doesn't talk much, does she?
518
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,951
She doesn't have to talk
for what I wanna do with her.
519
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,707
Come on, baby,
let's see what's under there.
520
01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:52,261
Hey, she's tough.
521
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:54,972
Maybe she wants to fight.
522
01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:58,726
Or maybe she wants
to take us all on.
523
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:50,194
You'll find them over there,
beyond the oasis...
524
01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:53,030
...towards the green glow.
525
01:15:43,789 --> 01:15:46,667
A Taarakian.
We have captured a Taarakian.
526
01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:48,753
A Taarakian?
527
01:15:48,919 --> 01:15:50,588
Are you sure?
528
01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:52,590
Yes, Your Holiness.
529
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:58,637
But the Taarakian race is dead...
530
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:00,222
...extinct.
531
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:03,684
She has the marks, Holiness.
I saw them.
532
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:09,732
Have her bound and washed.
533
01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:12,485
Then...
534
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,447
...bring her to me.
535
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,659
And what of the bird?
536
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:24,663
Kill it.
537
01:16:45,684 --> 01:16:47,603
So this is the Taarakian.
538
01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:54,527
Somehow, I thought
it would be more difficult...
539
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,154
...to capture a Taarakian.
540
01:17:04,703 --> 01:17:05,996
MY Whips.
541
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,832
Pull him down.
I'll put an arrow through his head.
542
01:18:22,156 --> 01:18:23,949
Mount the bats!
543
01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:27,328
I want her dead!
544
01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:42,004
This time you die, Taarakian bitch!
545
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:04,503
Taarna.
546
01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:10,050
Do not sacrifice yourself.
547
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:16,098
You cannot destroy me.
548
01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:32,239
No!
549
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,955
No!
550
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,005
No!
551
01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:15,133
And the spirit of Taarna
is transferred across the universe...
552
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:18,178
...to a new Defender...
553
01:24:18,345 --> 01:24:22,474
...and the power of evil
is contained...
554
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:25,602
...for another generation...
555
01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:29,314
...and a new Taarakian is born...
556
01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:33,068
...to protect the next.
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