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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Look at the way the sun ♪
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♪ Makes 'em play ♪
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♪ How can you leave them alone? ♪
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♪ They're on the sand with B-9 in hand ♪
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♪ Caressing the places unknown ♪
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♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪
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♪ Gonna put a smile on your face ♪
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♪ They got the tan lines on the skin ♪
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♪ Watch 'em rub it in ♪
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♪ Rub it in ♪
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♪ Can you see the hardbodies? ♪
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♪ They mean what they say ♪
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♪ There ain't nobody ♪
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♪ Standing in my way ♪
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♪ See the hardbodies
do whatever they please ♪
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♪ And everybody dropping to their knees ♪
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♪ I don't mind ♪
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♪ Second to none,
breaking out the big guns ♪
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♪ Waxed up and ready to roll ♪
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♪ As they go by ♪
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♪ All the boys wink an eye ♪
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♪ Then simply lose all control ♪
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♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪
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♪ Gonna make a blind man lead the chase ♪
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♪ Close as you can get to perfection ♪
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♪ So take a look in their direction ♪
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♪ Can you see the hardbodies? ♪
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♪ They mean what they say ♪
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♪ There ain't nobody ♪
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♪ Standing in their way ♪
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♪ See the hardbodies
do whatever they please ♪
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♪ And everybody, get down on your knees ♪
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♪ I don't mind, I don't mind ♪
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♪ Get the boys together
and we'll stand in line ♪
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♪ We like to watch you slide ♪
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♪ Baby, you can bet ♪
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♪ You and me ain't never seen
the best of it yet ♪
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♪ Get a load of this ♪
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♪ Get on on over here ♪
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♪ Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer ♪
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- ♪ For hardbodies, hardbodies ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
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♪ Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer ♪
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- ♪ For hardbodies, hardbodies ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
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♪ Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer ♪
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♪ For hardbodies. ♪
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(MAN AND WOMAN MOANING)
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- WOMAN: Scotty.
- (BOTH PANTING)
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That wasn't too bad.
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It was bad, and you know it.
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I got a short memory.
How about refreshing it?
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- Scotty.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(KNOCKING CONTINUING)
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- Every day.
- We're not here, man!
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Why don't you get that?
I'm going to the bathroom.
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- (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
- Man, perfect timing.
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I'm coming. Hold your jets.
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(WINCING) Damn!
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Hey, what's the story?
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You're history here, deadbeat.
That's the story.
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Adios. Your eviction notice.
Signed, sealed, delivered in person.
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- You're gone.
- What am I, two months behind?
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Three months. Today's the first,
numbnuts. Goodbye.
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- Hey, but wait...
- Not buts. No waits. You're gone.
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- Adios. So long.
- Oh, man.
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- So what was that all about?
- Nothing. It's handled.
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Okay.
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- Well, what's the rush?
- Well, it's after 9:00.
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You know my sister... married a worrywart.
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You rush off like this,
I'm gonna feel used, you know?
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- Scotty!
- Not just a one-night stand, am I?
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- No! Three or four nights, okay?
- Okay.
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You've heard of eggs Benedict, right?
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Wait'll you taste eggs Scotty.
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All righty,
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special sauce.
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That's gross, Scotty.
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Do you have any OJ?
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Oh, Scotty.
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It's a science project.
It's for the landlord.
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That is gross.
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So how do you like your eggs?
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Is over easy okay?
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Rag, I'm hurting, dude.
- What?
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- I said I'm hurting, dude.
- Can't hear you, dude.
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Turn the music down.
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(VOLUME DECREASES)
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I said I'm broke.
You got that hundred bucks I lent you?
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I'm on empty, dude.
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- Why? You getting hassled?
- My landlord wants his rent.
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I think he keeps his dick in his wallet.
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Bummer. Hey, let's run a scam.
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No, dude, no scams. I'm sick of scams.
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What? The kid?
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Stick scammin'
jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!
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No, I hate to cop to it, buddy,
but the thrill is gone.
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- Hey, Scotty, Rag!
- Scotty!
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(SHOUTING)
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All right! Baby!
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- So out with it, dude.
- No, dude. No, dude.
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How'd it go with Kristi last night?
Come on.
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You mean you actually went back
with Scotty to his dump.
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I can't believe it.
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So what happened?
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Ragger, a gentleman does
not discuss these things.
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- Yeah, but surfers do.
- (LAUGHING)
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My lips are sealed.
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I bet they weren't last night.
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What happened last night
was like... oh, man.
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I can't even put it
into words. It was like...
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Incredible.
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...wow.
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I felt like I was
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going to explode!
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Kaboom!
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Oh, Scotty!
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(MOANING)
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Mmm, God.
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Ooh, you're so...
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♪ Hey, wait a minute ♪
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♪ Isn't that my Lynette? ♪
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♪ With that stiff Leroy
in his red Corvette? ♪
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(MEN LAUGHING)
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(BARKING)
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Worms, you horny mutt, get over here.
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Come on!
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Come on, boy.
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Come here. Good boy, you little slut.
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Good boy.
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That's a good boy.
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(YELPING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Get off the towel!
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Give me my top!
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Come on, dog, give it to me.
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Dang it.
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Good boy. Good boy, Worms.
Good boy, Worms.
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Here's your treat. Here's your reward.
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Hey, creep,
get your fleabag off the beach.
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Yeah, and give me back my top, dog meat.
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Sure thing, lover girl.
I'll even help you put it on.
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I'll tie the straps.
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- Scotty, help!
- Scotty!
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Quick, you guys!
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Excuse me. You're gonna
have to move on down the beach.
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- This area's quarantined.
- Who says so?
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I'm Scotty Palmer, pal.
I'm head of the geek patrol.
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Now you got a license
to be geeking on this part of the beach?
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Look, this is our beach. We live here.
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We don't mind sharing with you.
Just don't upset the ladies, okay?
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Tell me, dipshit, who's gonna stop me?
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(LAUGHING)
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My friend Rag here, he's multilingual.
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He's flipping you off in 48 languages.
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I hope you know karate.
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That's one dead mother.
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Stop! That thing hurts!
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my God. You guys got balls.
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I can't believe you knocked
down the Gonads' bikes.
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What, you're saying
the Gonads are assholes?
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I can't believe you guys!
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Your ass is grass, smiley!
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Yeah, my ass is grass, huh?
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Come on, let's go!
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Later, dudes.
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Now have I ever steered you wrong?
I'm telling you.
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Kimber has got the hots for you.
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He's so gross. No way.
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I don't know. I think he's kind of cute.
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Come on, buddy. You gotta make your move.
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She's stuck up, dude.
She thinks I'm a scuzz.
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Forget it. He's a scuzz, Kristi, no way.
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You're a hero now, man. You saved her.
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Be Scottifitous, buddy.
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- Listen, girls...
- He's such a scuzz.
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...we got a serious morale problem.
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You know, my brave buddy Rag, he's
not feeling very good about himself.
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- He's just being realistic, Scott.
- Oh, be realistic, Kimber.
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Fuck your friend, okay?
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(GIRLS SQUEALING)
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You are so cute!
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I love your bod.
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Did you see that?
Those two great-looking girls
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with that ugly guy?
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This could be my kind of beach.
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Rounder, did I tell you, man, huh?
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Come on, the most beautiful girls
in the world are right here.
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When you're right, you're right.
Am I right?
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I don't know how I let you
perverts talk me into this.
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Ashman, come on,
what kind of attitude is that?
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You're not wussing out on us, are you?
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No, Hunter, it's just all these nubiles
make me feel like an old fucker.
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- You are an old fucker.
- So are you. So am I. So what?
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Look, we spent years getting our
businesses to run the way we want 'em
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so we could come and do this.
This is the perfect time to do this.
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Yeah, well, I've seen more
than one old bull blow out his balls
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and his brains at the same time.
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That's definitely giving it
your best shot.
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- (IMITATES BULL MOOING)
- (IMITATES GUNSHOT)
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Let's go!
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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Gentlemen, I know you'll love this place.
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We call this our divorcee special.
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Hey, baby, hey, hey.
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Good thing our ex-wives
didn't get here first.
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Four bedrooms... one with a waterbed
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and three with extra firm mattresses.
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That's a real comfort to me,
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suffering as I do
from a herniated lower lumbar.
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Really? How'd that happen?
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What's Ash suffering from?
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- A bent wanger.
- Bent wanger? Bummer.
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Well, dip my skinny.
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Is this great?
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I can't wait to see Barnes' and the guys
from the club's faces when they see this.
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Hey, Hunter, we agreed, man...
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no business cronies.
This thing's strictly for pleasure.
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You're right.
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- We'll take it.
- Great.
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Let's go sign the lease.
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Party party party party!
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♪ When I'm on the beach ♪
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♪ Where I belong, yeah! ♪
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(VOCALIZES)
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HUNTER: Nuh-uh-uh. That one.
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With the tongue?
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Trust me. That's you.
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Okay, floozy patrol
on the beach in a half-hour.
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Be there or be square.
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I think I'm just gonna hang around here
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and kind of straighten things out
a little bit.
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Yeah, there's only one thing
I wanna get straightened out.
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Come on, Ashman, we're all going.
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- Hi.
- Greetings. I saw you guys move in.
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I thought you might like a little help.
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I don't think so, but thanks.
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What about your cars?
You want me to detail them for you?
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Chicks around here,
they really like 'em looking good.
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Okay, great, go ahead. Detail 'em.
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All right.
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What's detailed?
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I don't know, but chicks love it.
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(GIRLS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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- Hey, great car.
- Really!
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It belong to your old man?
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You kidding? This is my car.
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- You wish. You wish.
- You wish.
250
00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:53,747
No shit. It's my house too, right here.
251
00:13:53,847 --> 00:13:55,249
- Oh, right.
- Really?
252
00:13:55,349 --> 00:13:58,385
And I'm Miss America.
253
00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:00,221
No, I swear to God. I inherited it.
254
00:14:00,321 --> 00:14:01,489
BOTH: Really?
255
00:14:01,589 --> 00:14:04,492
My folks were anthropologists.
About a year ago they got killed
256
00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:06,093
on a field trip to New Guinea.
257
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,429
- Oh, God, that...
- Really?
258
00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:10,431
They got ambushed by headhunters.
259
00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:13,200
You mean like... (MIMICS CUTTING)
260
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,870
- Yeah.
- GIRLS: Eww!
261
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,872
Yeah, it messed me up
real bad for a while.
262
00:14:17,972 --> 00:14:21,375
Yeah, ever since I haven't been able
to have any kind of sexual relations.
263
00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,043
No sex.
264
00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:25,846
Giving head doesn't sound like
very much fun anymore.
265
00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:28,582
Liar!
266
00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:30,551
Well...
267
00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,754
maybe we can help you out.
268
00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:36,023
♪ No one ever done me ♪
269
00:14:36,123 --> 00:14:38,459
♪ Done me like she does ♪
270
00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:41,228
♪ I gotta have some of your love ♪
271
00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:42,897
♪ Losin' it... ♪
272
00:14:42,997 --> 00:14:45,266
- (BELL RINGS)
- Hi.
273
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:47,357
Hi.
274
00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:50,471
(VOCALIZES)
275
00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:53,440
(BELL RINGS)
276
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,442
I like ringing your bell.
277
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:56,944
Most guys do.
278
00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,035
Right on.
279
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,284
I just rented
the hippest house on the beach.
280
00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:05,519
I got some bitchen cars, too.
281
00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:06,921
You wanna party?
282
00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,656
What do you have in mind?
283
00:15:08,756 --> 00:15:10,491
Whatever turns you on...
284
00:15:10,591 --> 00:15:13,894
a little wine, Jacuz-arooski,
285
00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,461
sex.
286
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:20,367
How much are you gonna pay me?
287
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,070
You're kidding. (LAUGHS)
288
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,161
I don't pay for sex.
289
00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:29,510
And I don't fuck fossils for free.
290
00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,145
♪ Ooh, sweet little girl ♪
291
00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:33,647
♪ I can't get enough of you ♪
292
00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:36,617
♪ Ooh, sweet little girl ♪
293
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:39,286
♪ I can't get enough of you ♪
294
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:41,989
♪ Mmm! Little girl ♪
295
00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:44,291
♪ I can't get enough ♪
296
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:47,292
♪ Oh! ♪
297
00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,466
Jogging's fun, isn't it?
298
00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,591
Especially alone.
299
00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:58,339
I usually jog 10 miles in the morning,
300
00:15:58,439 --> 00:16:00,174
10 at night.
301
00:16:00,274 --> 00:16:02,776
You must be in great shape.
302
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:06,814
I'm a marathon runner. World class.
303
00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:10,050
You wanna race to the pier?
304
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:11,652
Okay.
305
00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,921
You wanna bet on it?
306
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:17,191
Sure. What do you wanna bet?
307
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:20,160
If you beat me, eat me.
308
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,329
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
309
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:25,065
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
310
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,834
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
311
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:30,301
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
312
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,975
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
313
00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,977
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
314
00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:39,747
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
315
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:42,282
♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪
316
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:44,284
- (WHEEZES)
- You all right?
317
00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:46,186
I'm fine. I'm fine.
318
00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:50,190
Just trying to give you
a little lead. A little...
319
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,660
♪ East, west, coast to coast ♪
320
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,462
♪ Tearing it up in a weekend bar ♪
321
00:16:55,562 --> 00:16:57,655
♪ Smile for the camera, boy... ♪
322
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,404
Boys, the pond was dry
323
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,873
or I'm using the wrong kind of bait.
324
00:17:05,973 --> 00:17:08,575
Yeah, I landed a tight little blonde.
325
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:11,045
Had to throw her back. She was jailbait.
326
00:17:11,145 --> 00:17:13,347
Good. No jailbait.
327
00:17:13,447 --> 00:17:15,883
- Agreed?
- BOTH: Agreed.
328
00:17:15,983 --> 00:17:18,752
- How old was she?
- 15.
329
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:22,379
15? I have underwear 15 years old.
330
00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:26,060
- (CAR APPROACHING)
- Hey, wait a minute.
331
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,789
That sounds like my car.
332
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,602
That was so much fun!
333
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,538
Oh, God, we gotta do it again.
334
00:17:37,638 --> 00:17:39,740
Yes, when are we gonna
go up in your plane, huh?
335
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,409
I don't know. Maybe next week.
I should have my Lear jet by then.
336
00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:45,846
That was so much fun. I was so scared
when you were going around.
337
00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:48,716
- Shh.
- When you get a chance,
338
00:17:48,816 --> 00:17:51,151
we'd like to have a word with you, please.
339
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,087
I'll see you guys. I gotta run.
340
00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:55,656
- No, one more ride.
- My neighbor needs some advice.
341
00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:57,725
When Scotty Palmer talks...
342
00:17:57,825 --> 00:18:00,089
- GIRLS: Bullshit walks!
- Okay.
343
00:18:02,062 --> 00:18:05,520
- God, Scotty.
- Bye, Scotty.
344
00:18:20,013 --> 00:18:21,782
Hey, listen, guys, about the car.
345
00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:24,418
I just took it for a little spin
to blow off the water spots.
346
00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:26,086
- Of course.
- And the girls,
347
00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:28,355
they were there
to buff the upholstery, right?
348
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,058
You know that thing is like a magnet
349
00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:32,760
for hardbodies.
350
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,094
Hardbodies?
351
00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:35,662
What's a hardbody?
352
00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:38,365
Hardbodies. You know,
the little foxes down on the beach.
353
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,601
Scotty, you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
354
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,136
Sure, shoot.
355
00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:44,505
How did you manage
to pick up all those girls?
356
00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:46,874
I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.
357
00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:48,642
Dialogued them?
358
00:18:48,742 --> 00:18:50,644
Yeah, I gave them
a little dose of the old BBD.
359
00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:53,747
- BBD?
- That's not like herpes, is it?
360
00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:57,718
BBD... it's the bigger and better deal.
361
00:18:57,818 --> 00:19:00,254
You guys don't get it, do you?
362
00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:02,689
These chicks are locals.
363
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:04,691
They want something better out of life.
364
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,660
That's a faster car,
365
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,295
a richer boyfriend.
366
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:10,364
Hotter action, that's the BBD.
367
00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:11,932
Oh, that's great.
368
00:19:12,032 --> 00:19:15,836
Scotty, could you teach someone like us
369
00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:18,438
to dialogue girls the way you do?
370
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:21,175
It's easy. Any slob can dialogue a girl.
371
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:24,044
- Then teach me.
- Look, I'm not a pimp, okay?
372
00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:26,680
Come on, Scotty.
Nobody said you were a pimp.
373
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:29,316
We don't want you to pimp for us.
All we want you to do is teach us how
374
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:30,851
to get girls for ourselves.
375
00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:34,421
I don't know, guys. Sounds kind of lame.
376
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,724
Speaking of bigger and better deals,
377
00:19:37,824 --> 00:19:39,927
how would you like to live here
378
00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:42,062
in this house?
379
00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:44,031
It's the best house on the beach.
380
00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:45,799
Drive our cars whenever you want?
381
00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:48,735
Live in luxury, like a king of the beach.
382
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,438
Are you guys fags?
383
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,640
Yeah, I'm the Queen of France,
384
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,909
and these are the D'Angelo sisters.
385
00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:58,412
Come on, Scotty.
We're perfectly straight, man.
386
00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:00,747
That's the problem. We're too straight.
387
00:20:00,847 --> 00:20:03,083
All we're interested in are hardbodies,
388
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,085
and we want you to teach us
how to get them.
389
00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:07,087
To dialogue 'em.
390
00:20:07,187 --> 00:20:08,589
And BBD 'em.
391
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:11,425
And for that, you get the run
of the house for as long as you like.
392
00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:13,760
I don't know.
393
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,063
It just doesn't sound solid to me.
394
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:19,132
We might be willing to pay you.
395
00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:23,036
You're making me sound like a pimp again.
396
00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:24,771
How much?
397
00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:28,442
Let's say $500 a month
walking around money.
398
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,344
I think I could walk a lot with $750.
399
00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:32,546
$500 is tops.
400
00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:35,015
I don't know, guys.
It sounds kind of sleazy.
401
00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:36,817
But I'll tell you what...
402
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:39,886
I will sleep on it
and get back to you tomorrow.
403
00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,891
Scotty.
404
00:20:43,991 --> 00:20:45,618
Sweet dreams.
405
00:20:49,062 --> 00:20:52,054
(TIRES SCREECHING)
406
00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,033
Man.
407
00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:10,443
(GRUNTS)
408
00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,584
- (DOG SNARLING)
- (SCOTTY SCREAMS)
409
00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:27,100
(MIMICS BARKING)
410
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,430
(LAUGHING)
411
00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:32,829
MAN: So long, numbnuts.
412
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,593
Read this.
413
00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:56,129
- Hey!
- You ate.
414
00:21:56,229 --> 00:21:58,789
(TAPPING)
415
00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:02,602
Hey, guys, I got great news.
416
00:22:02,702 --> 00:22:04,404
I thought about this thing all night.
417
00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:06,606
I decided I'm gonna help you guys out
418
00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:08,408
and for only $600 a month.
419
00:22:08,508 --> 00:22:10,510
$600?
420
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,045
I sensed a strong aura
of need around here,
421
00:22:12,145 --> 00:22:15,205
and what can I say?
I'm a giving type of guy.
422
00:22:17,017 --> 00:22:19,486
- You've got yourself a deal.
- All right.
423
00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:22,453
So when do we start?
424
00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:26,493
We already have.
425
00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:29,118
Get out of here.
426
00:22:31,431 --> 00:22:34,034
Excuse me, little darling.
427
00:22:34,134 --> 00:22:37,270
How'd you like to go suck down
a couple of cold beers?
428
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,840
Piss off, schmuck.
429
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:42,409
(LAUGHING)
430
00:22:42,509 --> 00:22:43,910
See that, Ash?
431
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,680
No matter how mellow
it comes out, it's still a line.
432
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,682
These chicks are black and blue
from getting hit by lines.
433
00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:51,418
- You gotta give 'em something fresh.
- Like what, buddy?
434
00:22:51,518 --> 00:22:54,855
The dialogue. The whole purpose
is to throw them off-guard.
435
00:22:54,955 --> 00:22:56,890
I think it's time I gave you guys
a little demonstration.
436
00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:59,359
- HUNTER: All right, let's go.
- Okay, come on.
437
00:22:59,459 --> 00:23:01,161
What's the matter, boys?
438
00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:03,627
Don't you find me attractive?
439
00:23:15,408 --> 00:23:17,310
Are you okay?
440
00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:20,313
Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching
this incredible-looking blonde skate.
441
00:23:20,413 --> 00:23:23,280
I wasn't looking what I... I...
442
00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:33,560
Oh, God, wow.
443
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:36,730
Oh, you're the good... you're...
444
00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,765
I am really embarrassed.
445
00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:41,676
I can't believe I just said all that.
I am really embarrassed.
446
00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:43,567
You were really watching me
when you tripped?
447
00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:47,040
I started watching you
all the way up the beach over there.
448
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,609
You are absolutely beautiful.
449
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:51,745
You're a model, right?
450
00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:55,782
No, I wanna be, but right now
I'm just waiting tables for a living.
451
00:23:55,882 --> 00:23:58,518
You are waiting tables.
452
00:23:58,618 --> 00:24:02,189
Well, listen, we are having
a party on Saturday night
453
00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:05,859
and practically every modeling agent
in this city is gonna be there.
454
00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:07,961
And I bet you they'd love to meet you.
455
00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:10,764
Really? That sounds great.
456
00:24:10,864 --> 00:24:13,700
- Look, I'm Scotty Palmer.
- I'm Angie.
457
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,804
Listen, the address
is 202 Ocean Way, okay?
458
00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:20,273
These are my friends, by the way.
459
00:24:20,373 --> 00:24:22,275
They're gonna be there.
I'm gonna be there.
460
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,945
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you for being so beautiful.
461
00:24:25,045 --> 00:24:27,206
- See you Saturday.
- Saturday.
462
00:24:28,248 --> 00:24:30,239
Bye, guys. Bye.
463
00:24:35,622 --> 00:24:37,591
- SCOTTY: You're up, big buddy.
- ROUNDER: Me?
464
00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:39,593
- You.
- What do I do?
465
00:24:39,693 --> 00:24:41,495
- Just go for it.
- Go for it.
466
00:24:41,595 --> 00:24:44,462
- Go for it. Just like I did.
- Like you did.
467
00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:54,701
- (BELL RINGS)
- (SCREAMS)
468
00:25:00,046 --> 00:25:03,783
Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm,
but an "F" for technique.
469
00:25:03,883 --> 00:25:06,786
- How about a "J" for jerkoff?
- (GUYS LAUGHING)
470
00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:09,789
You know what? I think it's time I took
you guys to the ultimate place
471
00:25:09,889 --> 00:25:11,258
for meeting women...
472
00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:13,693
a hidden valley of hardbodies.
473
00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:15,729
And the only thing you need
to know to gain entry
474
00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,364
are the secret passwords...
475
00:25:17,464 --> 00:25:19,989
"Let's go shopping."
476
00:25:22,002 --> 00:25:25,605
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Feast your eyes, guys.
477
00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:27,908
They're alone. They're off-guard.
478
00:25:28,008 --> 00:25:31,344
These chicks are ready to be dialogued.
479
00:25:31,444 --> 00:25:34,748
Look at you guys...
dumpy, frumpy and lumpy.
480
00:25:34,848 --> 00:25:37,510
We've gotta do something
about the way you guys look.
481
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,057
Mr. Ashby, you're next.
482
00:25:44,157 --> 00:25:46,993
Hey, son, I'd as soon have
an inch cut off my dick
483
00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:48,662
than get my hair cut here.
484
00:25:48,762 --> 00:25:51,060
Whatever turns you on, Tex.
485
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,569
♪ Somebody's getting you down ♪
486
00:25:55,669 --> 00:25:59,039
♪ Well, you know,
it's just how things go ♪
487
00:25:59,139 --> 00:26:02,809
♪ Get up, your Saturday night ♪
488
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:06,112
♪ Where you'll know
you'll be all right, girl ♪
489
00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:09,749
♪ Well, you don't know
what you're doing without ♪
490
00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:13,182
♪ Well, let me show you
what I'm talking about ♪
491
00:26:15,855 --> 00:26:18,058
♪ I see the boys on the block ♪
492
00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:21,616
♪ And they ask me where you're at, girl ♪
493
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,065
♪ I say you're wasting your time ♪
494
00:26:25,165 --> 00:26:28,535
♪ Better get on up to bat, girl ♪
495
00:26:28,635 --> 00:26:30,503
♪ Well, you don't know ♪
496
00:26:30,603 --> 00:26:32,105
♪ What we're talking about ♪
497
00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:34,007
♪ And I don't know ♪
498
00:26:34,107 --> 00:26:36,507
♪ But we'll figure it out ♪
499
00:26:38,078 --> 00:26:39,746
♪ And I keep wanting to say ♪
500
00:26:39,846 --> 00:26:42,249
♪ Hello hello hello! ♪
501
00:26:42,349 --> 00:26:44,284
♪ Come on and step in my ride ♪
502
00:26:44,384 --> 00:26:47,478
♪ We'll go downtown and dance away ♪
503
00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:52,926
- ♪ Hello hello hello! ♪
- (CHANTING)
504
00:26:53,026 --> 00:26:54,594
♪ We're gonna make it all right ♪
505
00:26:54,694 --> 00:26:57,720
- ♪ Hey, girl, you've got it anyway... ♪
- ALL: Break!
506
00:27:03,937 --> 00:27:06,373
♪ He gives you all of his lines ♪
507
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:09,806
♪ Makes you think he's some big actor ♪
508
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:13,246
♪ Meanwhile, he's running around ♪
509
00:27:13,346 --> 00:27:15,782
♪ And you know just what he's after ♪
510
00:27:15,882 --> 00:27:18,652
♪ Well, he don't know ♪
511
00:27:18,752 --> 00:27:21,721
♪ What you're really about, let him go ♪
512
00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:24,984
♪ And let him figure it out ♪
513
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,628
♪ Don't waste your time by the phone ♪
514
00:27:28,728 --> 00:27:32,499
♪ Come on, grab your shoes and hat, girl ♪
515
00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:35,735
♪ Go show the boys on the block ♪
516
00:27:35,835 --> 00:27:38,872
♪ Just exactly where you're at, girl ♪
517
00:27:38,972 --> 00:27:42,442
♪ 'Cause you don't show
what you're thinking about ♪
518
00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:46,273
♪ Hey, girl, you know
that it's gonna work out ♪
519
00:27:47,781 --> 00:27:50,150
♪ Yeah! And I keep on saying ♪
520
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,686
♪ Hello hello hello! ♪
521
00:27:52,786 --> 00:27:54,854
♪ Come on and step in my ride ♪
522
00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:58,651
♪ We'll go downtown and dance away ♪
523
00:28:00,527 --> 00:28:02,929
♪ Hello hello hello! ♪
524
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:05,165
♪ We're gonna make it all right ♪
525
00:28:05,265 --> 00:28:09,936
♪ Hey, girl, you've got it anyway ♪
526
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:13,340
♪ Don't gotta make no obligation ♪
527
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,608
♪ Just gotta get the situation ♪
528
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:18,978
♪ Get it over and over ♪
529
00:28:19,078 --> 00:28:20,947
♪ And over and over ♪
530
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,550
♪ Hello hello hello! ♪
531
00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,719
♪ Come on and step in my ride ♪
532
00:28:25,819 --> 00:28:28,722
♪ We'll go downtown and get away. ♪
533
00:28:28,822 --> 00:28:30,346
(SHOUTS)
534
00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:34,761
All right!
535
00:28:34,861 --> 00:28:36,658
Yes, Lord!
536
00:28:37,664 --> 00:28:40,861
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
537
00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:47,173
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
538
00:28:47,273 --> 00:28:50,043
- How's the house working out?
- Great. Having a ball.
539
00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:53,380
I bet. How's the hunt
for hardbodies going?
540
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,816
You know, it's the thrill of the chase.
We're not taking it serious or anything.
541
00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:59,652
Big Kahuna to Southern Comfort.
542
00:28:59,752 --> 00:29:01,821
You read me, Southern Comfort? Come on.
543
00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:03,957
Loud and clear, Big Kahuna.
544
00:29:04,057 --> 00:29:06,292
There's a hot little hardbody
heading your way right now.
545
00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:09,129
Why don't you intercept her
and show her no mercy?
546
00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:11,931
Roger, Big Kahuna. Out.
547
00:29:12,031 --> 00:29:14,100
Southern Comfort. Is that your handle?
548
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,468
Yeah.
549
00:29:15,568 --> 00:29:19,305
I'm a little aged, but I go down smooth.
550
00:29:19,405 --> 00:29:22,142
Hey, Lana, watch this.
551
00:29:22,242 --> 00:29:24,077
Neat, huh?
552
00:29:24,177 --> 00:29:27,247
Will you tell Kristi
that I came by to say hello?
553
00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:28,815
Sure thing, Candy.
554
00:29:28,915 --> 00:29:30,850
Thanks. Bye.
555
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,884
Bye.
556
00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:38,717
(GIGGLING)
557
00:29:43,496 --> 00:29:46,166
(WINCING)
558
00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:49,702
(LAUGHING)
559
00:29:49,802 --> 00:29:51,538
Is that any way to treat
the men in your lives?
560
00:29:51,638 --> 00:29:53,373
We're only paying you back.
561
00:29:53,473 --> 00:29:55,508
- RAG: Paying us back for what?
- Tell him.
562
00:29:55,608 --> 00:29:58,745
We have been hit on over five times today
563
00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:00,947
by your stupid geek squad.
564
00:30:01,047 --> 00:30:03,983
Yeah, Scotty, how's the pimp biz?
565
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,219
Hey, now that is unfair, okay?
That's below the belt.
566
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,221
Really? Word down on the beach is
567
00:30:08,321 --> 00:30:10,590
you've moved in
with a bunch of sex geezers.
568
00:30:10,690 --> 00:30:13,993
They might be old, ugly and horny,
but actually they're very nice guys.
569
00:30:14,093 --> 00:30:15,595
Hard-ups with hard-ons.
570
00:30:15,695 --> 00:30:17,630
There's a lot of that going around.
571
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,132
Listen, I need to talk
to Kristi for a minute.
572
00:30:19,232 --> 00:30:21,434
- We'll be right back.
- I'll wait out here.
573
00:30:21,534 --> 00:30:23,403
I'll keep Kimberly company.
574
00:30:23,503 --> 00:30:25,238
I'm not lonely, Rag.
575
00:30:25,338 --> 00:30:28,074
But I am.
576
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,210
- What's the big deal?
- You'll see.
577
00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:32,145
- Brewski?
- No, thanks.
578
00:30:32,245 --> 00:30:34,047
I'm watching my figure.
579
00:30:34,147 --> 00:30:36,138
Yeah, me too.
580
00:30:40,887 --> 00:30:42,822
This room is all mine.
581
00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:45,492
- Can you stand it?
- Just barely.
582
00:30:45,592 --> 00:30:47,093
What are all those knobs for?
583
00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:48,928
SCOTTY: I don't know.
584
00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:50,830
You mean you haven't used them yet?
585
00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:52,420
Nuh-uh.
586
00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:56,294
Let's see. This is the master.
587
00:30:57,971 --> 00:31:00,235
And this.
588
00:31:08,047 --> 00:31:10,083
Whoa!
589
00:31:10,183 --> 00:31:13,186
Ho-ho!
590
00:31:13,286 --> 00:31:15,522
And now for some ocean motion.
591
00:31:15,622 --> 00:31:18,716
(WATER GURGLING)
592
00:31:20,693 --> 00:31:22,695
Oh, too cool!
593
00:31:22,795 --> 00:31:25,098
Perfect wave right in my own room.
594
00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:27,666
And now for some atmosphere.
595
00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:31,037
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
596
00:31:31,137 --> 00:31:34,307
Oh, far fucking out.
597
00:31:34,407 --> 00:31:36,242
The best is yet to come.
598
00:31:36,342 --> 00:31:39,312
Slow this thing down a little bit.
I'm starting to get seasick.
599
00:31:39,412 --> 00:31:41,080
Now, Scotty,
600
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:44,707
get ready for the big bang.
601
00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:06,739
How do you know about all this stuff?
602
00:32:06,839 --> 00:32:09,208
Hey, you've been around. I've been around.
603
00:32:09,308 --> 00:32:10,810
And who with?
604
00:32:10,910 --> 00:32:13,902
- (LAUGHING)
- What's so funny?
605
00:32:15,148 --> 00:32:17,450
My sister.
606
00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:19,586
Yeah, Lana, she rents this place out.
607
00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:22,956
I've been here lots of times.
608
00:32:23,056 --> 00:32:25,558
Is everything turned on now?
609
00:32:25,658 --> 00:32:27,922
Everything is now.
610
00:32:36,869 --> 00:32:39,463
(VOCALIZING)
611
00:32:45,978 --> 00:32:49,048
♪ You called your friends
and they're coming on over ♪
612
00:32:49,148 --> 00:32:51,985
♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪
613
00:32:52,085 --> 00:32:55,421
♪ We might get crazy,
but we won't get sober ♪
614
00:32:55,521 --> 00:32:58,691
♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪
615
00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:01,828
♪ Well, you can bet your life ♪
616
00:33:01,928 --> 00:33:04,130
♪ And you'd better watch your wife ♪
617
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:08,101
♪ And we'll be feeling all right ♪
618
00:33:08,201 --> 00:33:11,500
♪ Yeah, the party's on tonight ♪
619
00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:16,609
♪ Well, we're gonna party
till the day after, baby ♪
620
00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:19,946
♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪
621
00:33:20,046 --> 00:33:23,149
♪ The girls I know will drive you crazy ♪
622
00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:26,319
♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪
623
00:33:26,419 --> 00:33:29,656
♪ Well, you can bet your life ♪
624
00:33:29,756 --> 00:33:31,924
♪ Nobody will be walking right ♪
625
00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:35,828
♪ And we'll be feeling all right ♪
626
00:33:35,928 --> 00:33:40,956
♪ Yeah, the party's on tonight! ♪
627
00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:48,641
- Hi.
- Heart attack.
628
00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:51,344
- Heart attack, my ass.
- With pleasure.
629
00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:54,347
Hey, Rag, got a party about to happen,
dude. Where's the band?
630
00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:56,015
Bad news, dude. They just called.
631
00:33:56,115 --> 00:33:58,351
They're playing a bar mitzvah in Encino.
632
00:33:58,451 --> 00:34:01,352
Well, dude, we need a band.
What are we gonna do?
633
00:34:02,955 --> 00:34:05,758
Wait a second. I got it.
634
00:34:05,858 --> 00:34:07,655
What? Where are you going?
635
00:34:11,164 --> 00:34:13,032
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
636
00:34:13,132 --> 00:34:16,169
♪ Yeah yeah! ♪
637
00:34:16,269 --> 00:34:18,337
♪ He's got the body ♪
638
00:34:18,437 --> 00:34:20,073
♪ Yeah yeah! ♪
639
00:34:20,173 --> 00:34:23,242
♪ Computer madness ♪
640
00:34:23,342 --> 00:34:24,977
♪ He'll pull the plug ♪
641
00:34:25,077 --> 00:34:27,880
♪ Computer madness ♪
642
00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:30,383
♪ He'll pull the plug ♪
643
00:34:30,483 --> 00:34:32,318
♪ Computer madness ♪
644
00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,721
♪ Computer madness ♪
645
00:34:34,821 --> 00:34:36,989
♪ Computer madness ♪
646
00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:39,592
♪ Computer madness. ♪
647
00:34:39,692 --> 00:34:41,994
Hello.
648
00:34:42,094 --> 00:34:44,464
I hope you're not here
to complain about the noise.
649
00:34:44,564 --> 00:34:47,467
No way. You guys, you're awesome.
650
00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:49,135
Thanks.
651
00:34:49,235 --> 00:34:51,304
What record company you guys record for?
652
00:34:51,404 --> 00:34:53,639
We don't have a label.
653
00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:56,843
- We can't even get a gig.
- (DRUM ROLL)
654
00:34:56,943 --> 00:34:59,011
Well, you know what, girls?
655
00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:01,247
I got a feeling something's
right around the corner.
656
00:35:01,347 --> 00:35:03,583
- BAND: Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
657
00:35:03,683 --> 00:35:05,810
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
658
00:35:21,934 --> 00:35:24,237
♪ By the phone ♪
659
00:35:24,337 --> 00:35:26,139
♪ All alone ♪
660
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,174
♪ Will he call? ♪
661
00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:29,942
♪ Or will he stall? ♪
662
00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:32,178
♪ You want some fun? ♪
663
00:35:32,278 --> 00:35:34,547
♪ Another one ♪
664
00:35:34,647 --> 00:35:36,716
♪ String that bait ♪
665
00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:39,085
♪ While you wait ♪
666
00:35:39,185 --> 00:35:42,746
♪ Don't you feel bad about it? ♪
667
00:35:43,756 --> 00:35:46,492
♪ You just can't live without him ♪
668
00:35:46,592 --> 00:35:48,795
♪ Maria ♪
669
00:35:48,895 --> 00:35:50,897
♪ When will you ♪
670
00:35:50,997 --> 00:35:53,132
♪ Be by his side? ♪
671
00:35:53,232 --> 00:35:55,134
♪ By his side? ♪
672
00:35:55,234 --> 00:35:58,838
♪ Maria, when will you ♪
673
00:35:58,938 --> 00:36:03,671
♪ Be satisfied? Be satisfied? ♪
674
00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:11,384
♪ Maria, when will you ♪
675
00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:14,420
♪ Be by his side? ♪
676
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,589
♪ By his side? ♪
677
00:36:16,689 --> 00:36:18,758
♪ Maria ♪
678
00:36:18,858 --> 00:36:23,062
♪ When will you be satisfied? ♪
679
00:36:23,162 --> 00:36:25,064
♪ Be satisfied? ♪
680
00:36:25,164 --> 00:36:27,233
♪ Maria ♪
681
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,368
♪ When will you ♪
682
00:36:29,468 --> 00:36:31,337
♪ Be by his side? ♪
683
00:36:31,437 --> 00:36:33,539
♪ By his side? ♪
684
00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,107
♪ Maria... ♪
685
00:36:35,207 --> 00:36:36,902
Thank you.
686
00:36:41,814 --> 00:36:43,749
Thank you. All right.
687
00:36:43,849 --> 00:36:46,118
We'd like to dedicate this next number
688
00:36:46,218 --> 00:36:48,988
to our new manager, Mr. Party himself...
689
00:36:49,088 --> 00:36:51,257
Scotty Palmer!
690
00:36:51,357 --> 00:36:54,427
All right, man, right on!
691
00:36:54,527 --> 00:36:56,262
I didn't know you manage bands.
692
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:59,065
Stick around, baby.
Surprise is my middle name.
693
00:36:59,165 --> 00:37:01,901
What's the name?
694
00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:04,237
The band, what's the name?
695
00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:05,638
Diaper Rash.
696
00:37:05,738 --> 00:37:09,642
That sucks. Change the name,
call me tomorrow. We'll have lunch.
697
00:37:09,742 --> 00:37:12,378
♪ Be with you ♪
698
00:37:12,478 --> 00:37:14,947
- ♪ They want to be with me ♪
- ♪ They want to be with you ♪
699
00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:16,916
♪ They want to be with me ♪
700
00:37:17,016 --> 00:37:20,853
- ♪ They want to be with you ♪
- ♪ They want to be with me... ♪
701
00:37:20,953 --> 00:37:23,155
- Howdy.
- Howdy.
702
00:37:23,255 --> 00:37:24,924
I'm Carlton Ashby.
703
00:37:25,024 --> 00:37:27,426
Cool name. I'm Michelle.
704
00:37:27,526 --> 00:37:30,096
Michelle, what do you do?
705
00:37:30,196 --> 00:37:33,733
Well, that all depends on who I'm with.
706
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:36,002
No, I mean what kind of work do you do?
707
00:37:36,102 --> 00:37:39,272
I teach aerobics. How about you, Carlton?
708
00:37:39,372 --> 00:37:41,040
Fertilizer's my game.
709
00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,242
I own a manure factory in Texas.
710
00:37:43,342 --> 00:37:45,678
- You mean like...
- Cow shit.
711
00:37:45,778 --> 00:37:48,080
(LAUGHING)
712
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:50,182
100% grade "A"
713
00:37:50,282 --> 00:37:52,018
finger-licking good pasture patties
714
00:37:52,118 --> 00:37:53,686
to sprinkle on your rose bushes.
715
00:37:53,786 --> 00:37:57,290
I love it. Mom always used
to warn me about bullshit artists,
716
00:37:57,390 --> 00:38:00,526
but she never told me how
to handle a cowshit king.
717
00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,829
Speaking of good shit...
718
00:38:03,929 --> 00:38:06,165
- I can't believe it.
- Oh, my dress.
719
00:38:06,265 --> 00:38:08,200
It's ruined. It'll never come out.
720
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,736
You know what?
If you soak that right away,
721
00:38:10,836 --> 00:38:13,272
- there's a chance.
- But I'll have to take it off.
722
00:38:13,372 --> 00:38:15,341
- Ricki...
- Nicki.
723
00:38:15,441 --> 00:38:17,843
Nicki, of course.
Look, the bathroom's right over there.
724
00:38:17,943 --> 00:38:19,078
Okay, thanks.
725
00:38:19,178 --> 00:38:21,714
Listen, Nicki, I am really sorry, okay?
726
00:38:21,814 --> 00:38:23,716
I feel like such a klutz.
I can't believe it.
727
00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:26,319
We were talking and someone pushed me.
728
00:38:26,419 --> 00:38:27,753
I don't even know how it happened.
729
00:38:27,853 --> 00:38:30,378
That's okay. You've been really sweet.
730
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,703
Robert E Lee.
731
00:38:43,803 --> 00:38:45,705
Ma'am?
732
00:38:45,805 --> 00:38:47,740
You remind me of Robert E Lee.
733
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,242
I like to nickname my men
before I fuck them.
734
00:38:50,342 --> 00:38:52,678
Just like that?
735
00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:54,880
Whatever became of romance?
736
00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:57,283
(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Why, Ashby darling,
737
00:38:57,383 --> 00:39:00,319
you want romance? Read a novel.
738
00:39:00,419 --> 00:39:03,122
(NORMAL VOICE) You want me?
739
00:39:03,222 --> 00:39:05,156
I'm upstairs.
740
00:39:21,207 --> 00:39:24,438
- (GASPS)
- Party time! Ba-ba!
741
00:39:26,145 --> 00:39:29,382
You creep! You totally lied to me.
742
00:39:29,482 --> 00:39:31,617
Hold on a second. Hey, what did I do?
743
00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,986
You said there would be
modeling agents here.
744
00:39:34,086 --> 00:39:35,888
Gee, no, you must have got here
right after they left.
745
00:39:35,988 --> 00:39:37,690
Bullshit! That was just a line.
746
00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:40,026
No, it's true, really.
Look, I got an idea.
747
00:39:40,126 --> 00:39:42,028
Why don't we go upstairs
and take some pictures?
748
00:39:42,128 --> 00:39:44,530
Then I could send them to the agents.
They're all my good friends.
749
00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:45,998
- Yeah.
- Oh, really?
750
00:39:46,098 --> 00:39:47,767
- Really.
- No, really.
751
00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:49,935
Come on, let's go.
752
00:39:50,035 --> 00:39:52,799
Modeling agents? Scotty.
753
00:39:55,207 --> 00:39:58,444
How about just right over there
by the bed? That'll be good.
754
00:39:58,544 --> 00:40:00,713
I'm not taking my clothes off.
755
00:40:00,813 --> 00:40:02,314
No no no. Just a face shot.
756
00:40:02,414 --> 00:40:04,814
I know what I'm doing.
757
00:40:06,352 --> 00:40:08,120
The lens cap is on.
758
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:11,849
- Huh?
- The lens cap.
759
00:40:18,364 --> 00:40:20,132
Hey, what's going on in here?
760
00:40:20,232 --> 00:40:21,934
Taking pictures for a modeling agency.
761
00:40:22,034 --> 00:40:23,903
Yeah? Will you take a few of me?
762
00:40:24,003 --> 00:40:25,971
Sure. The more the merrier.
763
00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:32,011
Hey, is this the modeling agency
that's taking pictures?
764
00:40:32,111 --> 00:40:33,946
- Mm-hmm.
- Can I join?
765
00:40:34,046 --> 00:40:36,037
Mm-hmm.
766
00:40:48,727 --> 00:40:50,196
Come on, take some more of me.
767
00:40:50,296 --> 00:40:52,196
- Over here!
- Me!
768
00:40:55,267 --> 00:40:57,703
So how's that photographer doing?
769
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,271
Great. He's already
taken a hundred pictures.
770
00:40:59,371 --> 00:41:02,341
- He hasn't reloaded once.
- Really?
771
00:41:02,441 --> 00:41:03,843
Ooh, great picture.
772
00:41:03,943 --> 00:41:06,712
I've got a great body, too.
773
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:10,009
That's nothing. My body is better.
774
00:41:21,994 --> 00:41:24,196
♪ Computer madness ♪
775
00:41:24,296 --> 00:41:27,199
♪ Yeah yeah! ♪
776
00:41:27,299 --> 00:41:28,968
♪ He's got the body ♪
777
00:41:29,068 --> 00:41:31,704
♪ Yeah yeah! ♪
778
00:41:31,804 --> 00:41:33,639
♪ Computer madness ♪
779
00:41:33,739 --> 00:41:36,709
♪ He'll pull the plug ♪
780
00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:37,977
♪ Computer madness ♪
781
00:41:38,077 --> 00:41:41,814
♪ He'll pull the plug ♪
782
00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:43,782
♪ Computer madness ♪
783
00:41:43,882 --> 00:41:46,285
♪ Computer madness ♪
784
00:41:46,385 --> 00:41:48,287
♪ Computer madness ♪
785
00:41:48,387 --> 00:41:50,184
♪ Computer madness... ♪
786
00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:56,428
- Hey, Kristi.
- That's disgusting.
787
00:41:56,528 --> 00:41:58,697
I can't believe you could
stand there and watch.
788
00:41:58,797 --> 00:42:00,699
And you really think
it's funny, don't you?
789
00:42:00,799 --> 00:42:02,635
Kristi, nobody's getting hurt.
It's just a yuck.
790
00:42:02,735 --> 00:42:04,069
(GONG BONGS)
791
00:42:04,169 --> 00:42:06,729
(IMITATING TARZAN'S YELL)
792
00:42:13,445 --> 00:42:15,881
And what's that? Another yuck?
793
00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:18,050
It must be something
chemical when you turn 30.
794
00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:19,752
Well, I don't think it's funny.
795
00:42:19,852 --> 00:42:23,422
I think all these guys are jerks,
and I don't want to be around them.
796
00:42:23,522 --> 00:42:25,820
Kristi.
797
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:30,262
Hey, come on, don't go.
798
00:42:30,362 --> 00:42:32,164
I was kind of hoping we were
gonna spend the night together.
799
00:42:32,264 --> 00:42:35,034
Why? So that you could get up afterwards
800
00:42:35,134 --> 00:42:37,903
and do your Tarzan imitation, too?
801
00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:40,096
No, thanks, Scotty.
802
00:43:00,826 --> 00:43:02,661
(YELLS)
803
00:43:02,761 --> 00:43:05,064
(COUGHS)
804
00:43:05,164 --> 00:43:08,361
(YELLING)
805
00:43:16,675 --> 00:43:20,406
Ash, Ash!
806
00:43:22,114 --> 00:43:24,683
- (BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
- Oh, God!
807
00:43:24,783 --> 00:43:27,086
- Morning.
- Good morning.
808
00:43:27,186 --> 00:43:28,754
What time is it?
809
00:43:28,854 --> 00:43:30,956
0600.
810
00:43:31,056 --> 00:43:32,524
Oh, 6:00.
811
00:43:32,624 --> 00:43:35,394
Come on, time to rise and shine.
812
00:43:35,494 --> 00:43:38,130
I'm more likely to stoop and puke.
813
00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:40,966
My liver's staging a major coup d'état.
814
00:43:41,066 --> 00:43:44,336
Come on!
It's a perfect day for a marathon.
815
00:43:44,436 --> 00:43:46,472
First we'll make love,
816
00:43:46,572 --> 00:43:49,808
then we'll go for a jog and then we
can come back and make love again
817
00:43:49,908 --> 00:43:52,035
till we bounce off the walls. (SHRIEKING)
818
00:43:56,448 --> 00:43:58,678
(SIGHS)
819
00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:16,524
Good morning.
820
00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:23,375
What's the matter with Rounder?
821
00:44:23,475 --> 00:44:25,077
He spend the night with Candy last night.
822
00:44:25,177 --> 00:44:26,201
So?
823
00:44:28,213 --> 00:44:31,808
Good morning, fellas.
Get your rocks off last night?
824
00:44:34,286 --> 00:44:36,155
What did she do, bite his wanger off?
825
00:44:36,255 --> 00:44:38,424
No, he's got a case of blue balls...
you know, love nuts.
826
00:44:38,524 --> 00:44:39,889
Get out of here.
827
00:44:41,126 --> 00:44:43,829
Can anyone think of something good
828
00:44:43,929 --> 00:44:46,159
for breakfast?
829
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,902
She's a real space module, buddy.
830
00:44:50,002 --> 00:44:52,171
On the beach, we call her "Candy Wrapper."
831
00:44:52,271 --> 00:44:53,572
Candy Wrapper?
832
00:44:53,672 --> 00:44:55,808
Yeah, she melts in your ear,
not in your hand.
833
00:44:55,908 --> 00:44:58,604
She talks sex nonstop. She won't put out.
834
00:45:12,424 --> 00:45:15,060
Oh! Excuse me, I...
835
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,650
(GIGGLES)
836
00:45:30,008 --> 00:45:32,244
Come on, you wuss!
Let's do five more miles!
837
00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,312
Go ahead, I'll catch up with you.
838
00:45:36,415 --> 00:45:39,385
Congratulations.
I see you made your big score.
839
00:45:39,485 --> 00:45:41,186
- Yeah.
- Enjoying yourself?
840
00:45:41,286 --> 00:45:45,057
Yeah, Michelle's a spunky little filly.
Keeps me off my can.
841
00:45:45,157 --> 00:45:47,359
You look a little tired.
842
00:45:47,459 --> 00:45:49,995
Well, you know what they say...
843
00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,498
no pain, no gain.
844
00:45:52,598 --> 00:45:54,666
Well, you'd better start pumping
'cause your little filly's
845
00:45:54,766 --> 00:45:56,702
- halfway around the track.
- Oh, God.
846
00:45:56,802 --> 00:45:58,633
- See you around.
- All right.
847
00:46:02,241 --> 00:46:04,072
('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING)
848
00:46:20,759 --> 00:46:23,061
Come on, come on. Tuck it in, tuck it in.
849
00:46:23,161 --> 00:46:24,797
Tuck it in. Straighten that back now.
850
00:46:24,897 --> 00:46:27,099
Straighten that back.
Looking good, looking good.
851
00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:29,234
Come on, Mickey. What are you, a sissy?
852
00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,303
That's only 50 lbs. Push it, girl.
853
00:46:31,403 --> 00:46:32,938
Push it, come on.
854
00:46:33,038 --> 00:46:34,573
Come on. Come on.
855
00:46:34,673 --> 00:46:36,575
Hey, I love ya.
856
00:46:36,675 --> 00:46:38,277
20 more, go gobble some protein.
857
00:46:38,377 --> 00:46:39,845
- Oh! Mr. Manager.
- Rocco.
858
00:46:39,945 --> 00:46:42,481
Hey, I like your girls.
They sound good, they look good.
859
00:46:42,581 --> 00:46:45,250
Tell me, do they screw good? (LAUGHS)
860
00:46:45,350 --> 00:46:47,486
Now don't tell me...
I like ladies with mystery.
861
00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:49,922
Hey, Rocco, I got a new name for the band.
862
00:46:50,022 --> 00:46:51,824
Yeah, good, 'cause that other name...
863
00:46:51,924 --> 00:46:53,592
"Diarrhea," whatever... made me sick
864
00:46:53,692 --> 00:46:55,327
and I'm not what you'd call
a queasy kind of guy.
865
00:46:55,427 --> 00:46:57,162
Hardbodies.
866
00:46:57,262 --> 00:46:58,697
Hardbodies?
867
00:46:58,797 --> 00:47:02,301
Yeah, it means the perfect
little foxes down on the beach.
868
00:47:02,401 --> 00:47:04,603
Yeah, I... I like it.
869
00:47:04,703 --> 00:47:07,339
Listen, that goes with my concept.
870
00:47:07,439 --> 00:47:10,476
I want to promote your band
and my bodybuilders on one ticket.
871
00:47:10,576 --> 00:47:12,744
- That sounds different.
- Definitely.
872
00:47:12,844 --> 00:47:15,814
Hey, shit, it's a marriage
made in fucking heaven.
873
00:47:15,914 --> 00:47:18,350
Listen, guys are sick of wimpy broads.
874
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:21,119
Look at these hamstrings,
these gluteus maximus,
875
00:47:21,219 --> 00:47:24,857
the spinal erectus...
this is the body of the '80s.
876
00:47:24,957 --> 00:47:26,458
So what do you say, kid?
877
00:47:26,558 --> 00:47:28,026
We stage an exhibition on the beach,
878
00:47:28,126 --> 00:47:29,684
Hardbody Spectacular?
879
00:47:34,466 --> 00:47:36,668
- All right.
- (LAUGHING)
880
00:47:36,768 --> 00:47:38,203
- Okay.
- Now, listen,
881
00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:40,506
bring your friends around tonight
and we'll party here, huh?
882
00:47:40,606 --> 00:47:42,674
Beer, wine, booze, pizza... all on Rocco.
883
00:47:42,774 --> 00:47:44,309
Listen, kiddo, I always treat
884
00:47:44,409 --> 00:47:47,479
my business partners right.
885
00:47:47,579 --> 00:47:49,809
May God rest their souls.
886
00:47:53,819 --> 00:47:55,888
Kimberly, which one
do you think I should wear?
887
00:47:55,988 --> 00:47:58,891
The pink one.
Scotty said we should wear our best.
888
00:47:58,991 --> 00:48:01,460
Yeah, well, I really don't think
I feel like going out with Scotty
889
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,061
after what happened at the party.
890
00:48:03,161 --> 00:48:05,264
- Yes, you do.
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
891
00:48:05,364 --> 00:48:07,332
You know you got the hots for him.
892
00:48:07,432 --> 00:48:09,601
I'm the one making the sacrifice.
893
00:48:09,701 --> 00:48:11,603
I have to go out with Rag!
894
00:48:11,703 --> 00:48:14,439
- Oh, Rag, you're so...
- All right!
895
00:48:14,539 --> 00:48:16,041
♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪
896
00:48:16,141 --> 00:48:18,076
♪ Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me? ♪
897
00:48:18,176 --> 00:48:19,645
(BOTH SCREAM)
898
00:48:19,745 --> 00:48:21,480
♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
899
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:23,448
♪ Do you really love me? ♪
900
00:48:23,548 --> 00:48:27,286
(GIGGLING) ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery... ♪
901
00:48:27,386 --> 00:48:29,388
What are you doing?
902
00:48:29,488 --> 00:48:31,189
Why do guys like boobs?
903
00:48:31,289 --> 00:48:33,425
Why do guys like boobs?
I don't know why guys like boobs.
904
00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:35,794
But they sure go crazy trying
to get at 'em though, don't they?
905
00:48:35,894 --> 00:48:37,729
Yeah, but they don't do anything.
906
00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:39,631
They just lie there.
907
00:48:39,731 --> 00:48:41,967
(LAUGHING)
908
00:48:42,067 --> 00:48:44,236
I know why they like 'em.
909
00:48:44,336 --> 00:48:45,871
'Cause they don't have 'em.
910
00:48:45,971 --> 00:48:48,307
(LAUGHING)
911
00:48:48,407 --> 00:48:51,176
Come here, okay, can you imagine Rag
912
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:53,912
in a set of double-D...
913
00:48:54,012 --> 00:48:56,276
(BOTH CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
914
00:49:02,054 --> 00:49:03,488
Hey, dude, are you for real?
915
00:49:03,588 --> 00:49:05,223
Fuckin'-A right, girl.
916
00:49:05,323 --> 00:49:06,825
Not too bad for starters, Scotty.
917
00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:08,688
The best is yet to come.
918
00:49:10,362 --> 00:49:13,665
- Oh, my God!
- (SHOUTING, LAUGHING)
919
00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:16,001
Oh, God, you guys.
920
00:49:16,101 --> 00:49:18,296
- Come on, guys, get in.
- This is unbelievable!
921
00:49:20,605 --> 00:49:23,125
Ooh, champagne! What are we drinking to?
922
00:49:23,226 --> 00:49:27,313
Tonight, we drink to the finest things
in life. What are those things?
923
00:49:27,713 --> 00:49:29,448
- Fast cars.
- Fast women.
924
00:49:29,548 --> 00:49:31,917
- Fast food.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
925
00:49:32,017 --> 00:49:34,019
Rag, the window!
926
00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:35,854
- Oh!
- All right!
927
00:49:35,954 --> 00:49:37,489
Pop that baby open!
928
00:49:37,589 --> 00:49:39,858
- Whoo!
- (ALL SHOUTING, HOOTING)
929
00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:41,460
- (POPS)
- Whoo!
930
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,425
('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING)
931
00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:55,674
♪ Night time's the right time ♪
932
00:49:55,774 --> 00:49:58,242
♪ For making it work on the street ♪
933
00:50:01,813 --> 00:50:03,448
♪ Thrown in the corner ♪
934
00:50:03,548 --> 00:50:05,851
♪ You just don't know who you might meet ♪
935
00:50:05,951 --> 00:50:08,387
♪ Hey ♪
936
00:50:08,487 --> 00:50:10,522
♪ Rocking behind... ♪
937
00:50:10,622 --> 00:50:12,624
Yeah! (LAUGHING)
938
00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:15,022
Whoo! Yee-haw!
939
00:50:16,061 --> 00:50:18,296
♪ For giving up the ride ♪
940
00:50:18,396 --> 00:50:21,388
♪ It's satisfaction, all right ♪
941
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,265
♪ All right... ♪
942
00:50:28,607 --> 00:50:30,575
- (COUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)
943
00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:35,180
♪ Came to this place
with a smile on my face ♪
944
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,077
♪ And desire ♪
945
00:50:39,618 --> 00:50:42,788
♪ Walk through the door
and then out on the floor ♪
946
00:50:42,888 --> 00:50:44,913
♪ With the fire ♪
947
00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:48,627
♪ Always play it cool, ooh ♪
948
00:50:48,727 --> 00:50:50,195
♪ I'm no fool ♪
949
00:50:50,295 --> 00:50:51,887
♪ But I must confess... ♪
950
00:50:52,964 --> 00:50:55,967
Nice dress. ♪ She's got me hot and cold ♪
951
00:50:56,067 --> 00:50:58,270
♪ Now I'm sold ♪
952
00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:00,072
♪ When things look that good ♪
953
00:51:00,172 --> 00:51:02,040
♪ Her name up in lights ♪
954
00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:05,075
♪ She's a woman in motion ♪
955
00:51:06,311 --> 00:51:08,370
♪ Causing commotion ♪
956
00:51:10,115 --> 00:51:12,417
♪ I've got the notion ♪
957
00:51:12,517 --> 00:51:16,388
♪ Huh! She's squeezing an ocean ♪
958
00:51:16,488 --> 00:51:19,691
♪ Let me see a woman in motion ♪
959
00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,660
♪ Woman in motion ♪
960
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,863
♪ Causing commotion, causing commotion ♪
961
00:51:24,963 --> 00:51:27,899
- (SCREAMS)
- ♪ I've got the notion ♪
962
00:51:27,999 --> 00:51:30,669
- ♪ Say what? ♪
- ♪ She's a woman in motion ♪
963
00:51:30,769 --> 00:51:33,171
(GRUNTS)
964
00:51:33,271 --> 00:51:35,501
(LAUGHS)
965
00:51:36,608 --> 00:51:38,098
Hey!
966
00:51:42,214 --> 00:51:44,307
(SCREAMING)
967
00:51:47,986 --> 00:51:50,122
Ride 'em, cowboy!
968
00:51:50,222 --> 00:51:52,713
(SQUEALING)
969
00:52:02,334 --> 00:52:05,701
You've got to admit,
they're not such bad guys after all.
970
00:52:06,738 --> 00:52:09,741
But I'd rather be alone with you!
971
00:52:09,841 --> 00:52:13,245
('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Baby, don't try to talk light ♪
972
00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:15,947
♪ Blame it on these arms
that held you tight ♪
973
00:52:16,047 --> 00:52:18,984
♪ Blame it on these hands
that touched your skin ♪
974
00:52:19,084 --> 00:52:21,753
♪ Blame it on the heart
that loves to sin ♪
975
00:52:21,853 --> 00:52:23,722
♪ Blame it on this man ♪
976
00:52:23,822 --> 00:52:25,380
♪ I'll take 'em down ♪
977
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:29,661
♪ Blame it on me ♪
978
00:52:29,761 --> 00:52:33,365
♪ I feel no shame ♪
979
00:52:33,465 --> 00:52:34,933
♪ I did it ♪
980
00:52:35,033 --> 00:52:36,601
♪ And I'm glad ♪
981
00:52:36,701 --> 00:52:39,471
♪ I did it, 'cause I'm a man ♪
982
00:52:39,571 --> 00:52:41,006
♪ I did it ♪
983
00:52:41,106 --> 00:52:42,474
♪ And I'm glad ♪
984
00:52:42,574 --> 00:52:45,338
♪ So don't look at me like I'm so bad... ♪
985
00:52:46,945 --> 00:52:50,847
- (WHISTLES)
- That's 10 big weenies and cheese...
986
00:52:51,917 --> 00:52:53,852
10 large fries,
987
00:52:53,952 --> 00:52:55,921
10 large colas
988
00:52:56,021 --> 00:52:57,852
and 10 apple turnovers.
989
00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,059
- Anything else I can get you?
- Yeah, what's your name?
990
00:53:01,159 --> 00:53:04,663
- Dede.
- We'll have one fresh Dede to go.
991
00:53:04,763 --> 00:53:06,665
I wish. I don't get off till 2:00.
992
00:53:06,765 --> 00:53:08,800
Hey, come on, Dede!
993
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:10,390
It's now or never!
994
00:53:13,939 --> 00:53:17,670
- All right, Dede!
- GIRLS: Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
995
00:53:18,743 --> 00:53:20,212
♪ I did it, I did it ♪
996
00:53:20,312 --> 00:53:23,348
Head 'em up!
997
00:53:23,448 --> 00:53:25,283
Move 'em out!
998
00:53:25,383 --> 00:53:27,283
(SHOUTS)
999
00:53:28,286 --> 00:53:30,846
♪ I'll take the blame ♪
1000
00:53:32,324 --> 00:53:34,025
♪ Blame it on me ♪
1001
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,423
♪ I'll feel no shame ♪
1002
00:53:40,198 --> 00:53:43,101
♪ She was a young thing ♪
1003
00:53:43,201 --> 00:53:46,304
♪ In the prime of her life ♪
1004
00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:49,541
♪ Standing there looking ♪
1005
00:53:49,641 --> 00:53:52,477
♪ As cute as could be ♪
1006
00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:55,647
♪ So I walked on over ♪
1007
00:53:55,747 --> 00:53:58,717
♪ And asked her name ♪
1008
00:53:58,817 --> 00:54:01,720
♪ I'm still not believing ♪
1009
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:04,756
♪ What she said to me ♪
1010
00:54:04,856 --> 00:54:08,693
♪ "I don't fuck fossils for free ♪
1011
00:54:08,793 --> 00:54:11,129
♪ Old man ♪
1012
00:54:11,229 --> 00:54:15,063
♪ I don't fuck fossils for free ♪
1013
00:54:16,968 --> 00:54:19,371
♪ So just go on home ♪
1014
00:54:19,471 --> 00:54:21,740
♪ And take matters in hand"... ♪
1015
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,275
(GRUNTS)
1016
00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:26,902
♪ "'Cause I don't fuck
fossils for free." ♪
1017
00:54:32,183 --> 00:54:33,852
Oh, Hunter, give me your
1018
00:54:33,952 --> 00:54:36,554
big throbbing love bud.
1019
00:54:36,654 --> 00:54:40,525
My flower needs watering
from the hydrant in your loins.
1020
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,929
Ooh, I'm gonna hydrantize your
flowering bud like you can't believe.
1021
00:54:44,029 --> 00:54:45,530
(SCREAMS) No!
1022
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:49,267
- Keep your hands off of me!
- What the hell is the matter with you?
1023
00:54:49,367 --> 00:54:51,369
Am I crazy? One minute you beg me for it
1024
00:54:51,469 --> 00:54:53,096
and the next minute I can't touch you.
1025
00:54:54,139 --> 00:54:56,775
I'm sorry.
1026
00:54:56,875 --> 00:54:58,376
I like lots of foreplay.
1027
00:54:58,476 --> 00:55:00,578
For how long, a week?
1028
00:55:00,678 --> 00:55:02,747
('80S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1029
00:55:02,847 --> 00:55:04,337
♪ Oh... ♪
1030
00:55:05,517 --> 00:55:07,385
I can never get
one of these things undone.
1031
00:55:07,485 --> 00:55:09,510
Well, that's because there's
nothing to get undone.
1032
00:55:14,159 --> 00:55:16,227
(LAUGHS) Wait... wait a sec.
1033
00:55:16,327 --> 00:55:18,596
I thought you said you were 29,
1034
00:55:18,696 --> 00:55:20,298
but how could you have a kid who's 18?
1035
00:55:20,398 --> 00:55:23,101
It was, uh, one of those arranged deals.
1036
00:55:23,201 --> 00:55:25,170
Gee, I thought I started fast,
1037
00:55:25,270 --> 00:55:27,939
but I've never met a guy who got
a girl pregnant at nine.
1038
00:55:28,039 --> 00:55:30,098
You must have been an early developer.
1039
00:55:32,043 --> 00:55:35,570
God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.
1040
00:55:37,449 --> 00:55:39,508
Touch it again, it's been so long.
1041
00:55:40,585 --> 00:55:42,354
Kiss me, Hunter.
1042
00:55:42,454 --> 00:55:46,220
Thrust your heat-seeking
missile between my lips.
1043
00:55:51,129 --> 00:55:52,630
- (SCREAMS)
- Oh, I'm so sorry!
1044
00:55:52,730 --> 00:55:54,966
Candy, I can't believe I did that.
I'm so clumsy.
1045
00:55:55,066 --> 00:55:56,568
You know what? You know what?
1046
00:55:56,668 --> 00:56:00,538
If you take that off right now and soak it,
there's a chance it won't stain.
1047
00:56:00,638 --> 00:56:02,936
I have to take it off first.
1048
00:56:16,821 --> 00:56:18,880
- (UNZIPS)
- (STOPS PLAYING)
1049
00:56:20,658 --> 00:56:22,494
Whatever happens,
1050
00:56:22,594 --> 00:56:25,897
don't stop playing. Deal?
1051
00:56:25,997 --> 00:56:27,965
Deal.
1052
00:56:38,176 --> 00:56:40,906
(PLAYING INCREASINGLY FASTER)
1053
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:44,249
(MOANING)
1054
00:56:44,349 --> 00:56:46,017
Oh, Rounder, I'm climbing the mountain!
1055
00:56:46,117 --> 00:56:47,619
Oh! Climb it!
1056
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,483
(PLAYING VERY QUICKLY)
1057
00:56:55,727 --> 00:56:57,627
Oh, Rounder!
1058
00:57:02,634 --> 00:57:04,969
Get to the top!
1059
00:57:05,069 --> 00:57:06,764
- (SCREAMING)
- Get to the top!
1060
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,335
(STRINGS SNAP)
1061
00:57:15,547 --> 00:57:18,015
(SNORING)
1062
00:57:25,657 --> 00:57:28,126
Want some more champagne?
1063
00:57:28,226 --> 00:57:30,126
Mm-hmm.
1064
00:57:32,664 --> 00:57:34,933
Okay, you stay right here, sexy.
I'll be right back.
1065
00:57:35,033 --> 00:57:36,796
Okay.
1066
00:57:46,678 --> 00:57:49,481
- (SHOUTS)
- (SCREAMS)
1067
00:57:49,581 --> 00:57:51,683
Help! Get away from me!
1068
00:57:51,783 --> 00:57:53,852
(SCREAMING) Get away!
1069
00:57:53,952 --> 00:57:56,154
Someone! Come on!
1070
00:57:56,254 --> 00:57:58,456
Let go! Cut it out!
1071
00:57:58,556 --> 00:58:00,524
(SCREAMING)
1072
00:58:02,493 --> 00:58:04,496
- Come on!
- Would you get out of here?!
1073
00:58:04,596 --> 00:58:08,466
Hey, hey! Hunter! That's enough, man!
1074
00:58:08,566 --> 00:58:11,136
- Leave her alone!
- What are you doing here?
1075
00:58:11,236 --> 00:58:14,005
Hunter, she says no, she means no.
1076
00:58:14,105 --> 00:58:16,941
- Scotty, I think I can handle this.
- No, I know you can handle it.
1077
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:20,178
Give me a break, will you, Scotty?
I don't need your advice this time.
1078
00:58:20,278 --> 00:58:23,008
I mean it. Leave her alone.
1079
00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,740
Shit.
1080
00:58:27,785 --> 00:58:29,287
That's it, man. That's it! All right?
1081
00:58:29,387 --> 00:58:30,855
The deal's off!
1082
00:58:30,955 --> 00:58:32,582
If that's the way you want it.
1083
00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:36,591
You've got till noon to get
your stuff out, all right?
1084
00:58:47,138 --> 00:58:50,596
He, uh... he tricked me
into taking my clothes off.
1085
00:58:51,676 --> 00:58:54,913
Candy, why do you
keep on talking dirty to guys?
1086
00:58:55,013 --> 00:58:57,379
- Huh?
- It gets their attention.
1087
00:58:58,716 --> 00:59:00,650
Yeah, and don't you see what it does?
1088
00:59:01,953 --> 00:59:04,183
You talk dirty to 'em, they get turned on,
1089
00:59:05,256 --> 00:59:07,190
then all they want to do is fuck you.
1090
00:59:08,359 --> 00:59:10,554
I just want them to like me, Scotty.
1091
00:59:11,696 --> 00:59:13,631
What?
1092
00:59:13,731 --> 00:59:15,400
Hi.
1093
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,101
Oh, hi, Hunter.
1094
00:59:17,201 --> 00:59:18,937
- You look lonesome.
- Not really,
1095
00:59:19,037 --> 00:59:21,372
Scotty's coming right back.
1096
00:59:21,472 --> 00:59:24,209
Um, I don't think so.
1097
00:59:24,309 --> 00:59:26,411
As a matter of fact,
1098
00:59:26,511 --> 00:59:29,447
he sent me up here to keep you company.
1099
00:59:29,547 --> 00:59:31,950
Buy you a drink?
1100
00:59:32,050 --> 00:59:33,785
What's that supposed to mean?
1101
00:59:33,885 --> 00:59:37,048
It means that he's indisposed.
1102
00:59:38,189 --> 00:59:40,091
Indisposed?
1103
00:59:40,191 --> 00:59:42,627
Yeah. I guess, uh...
1104
00:59:42,727 --> 00:59:44,462
he figured, you know, what the hell?
1105
00:59:44,562 --> 00:59:48,800
- Tit for tat.
- My tits for whose tat?
1106
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:52,637
- Candy's.
- (LAUGHS)
1107
00:59:52,737 --> 00:59:56,264
- You're kidding.
- He's taking a crack at her right now.
1108
00:59:57,742 --> 01:00:00,111
I don't believe you.
1109
01:00:00,211 --> 01:00:02,547
Well, go ahead and see for yourself.
1110
01:00:02,647 --> 01:00:04,376
They're right down there.
1111
01:00:05,883 --> 01:00:09,114
You don't know what it's like
when people call you names like...
1112
01:00:10,288 --> 01:00:12,123
airhead,
1113
01:00:12,223 --> 01:00:13,758
dingaling,
1114
01:00:13,858 --> 01:00:15,693
yo-yo, bimbo.
1115
01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:17,761
There's no way you can know that, Scotty.
1116
01:00:20,264 --> 01:00:22,232
- (CRYING)
- Come here, baby.
1117
01:00:23,668 --> 01:00:25,533
It's okay, baby.
1118
01:00:34,045 --> 01:00:36,214
Ragger, I got no idea what ticks her off.
1119
01:00:36,314 --> 01:00:38,283
She's acting weird to me all the way home,
1120
01:00:38,383 --> 01:00:40,785
she runs out of the car,
she slams the door right...
1121
01:00:40,885 --> 01:00:43,688
Hello? Uh, yes, please.
1122
01:00:43,788 --> 01:00:47,025
Uh, one dozen long-stemmed red roses
1123
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:48,660
to Kristi Kelly.
1124
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,829
Uh, just put "Love, Scotty" on the card.
1125
01:00:51,929 --> 01:00:54,198
Thank you.
1126
01:00:54,298 --> 01:00:57,101
It's 11:25.
1127
01:00:57,201 --> 01:00:59,431
You've got 35 minutes
to get your stuff out.
1128
01:01:02,407 --> 01:01:03,931
You know something, Hunter?
1129
01:01:05,443 --> 01:01:07,578
You're really a freak of evolution.
1130
01:01:07,678 --> 01:01:11,249
You got no balls,
but you're such a big prick.
1131
01:01:11,349 --> 01:01:13,384
Rag, let's get the fuck out of here,
1132
01:01:13,484 --> 01:01:16,120
- now.
- This is totally bogus.
1133
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,279
A bunch of lame farts anyway.
1134
01:01:25,863 --> 01:01:28,058
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1135
01:01:32,837 --> 01:01:35,740
Oh, those are beautiful. Thank you.
1136
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,967
- Bye.
- Bye bye.
1137
01:01:58,863 --> 01:02:00,398
♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪
1138
01:02:00,498 --> 01:02:03,901
♪ Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me? ♪
1139
01:02:04,001 --> 01:02:05,670
♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
1140
01:02:05,770 --> 01:02:07,465
♪ If you really love me ♪
1141
01:02:09,006 --> 01:02:11,167
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1142
01:02:13,878 --> 01:02:16,073
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1143
01:02:17,114 --> 01:02:20,641
♪ I said do you love me,
Mr. Cool Mystery? ♪
1144
01:02:23,221 --> 01:02:24,956
♪ Don't give me that silent treatment... ♪
1145
01:02:25,056 --> 01:02:27,325
Wow, Kimber Kong.
1146
01:02:27,425 --> 01:02:28,826
I talked to Kristi.
1147
01:02:28,926 --> 01:02:30,862
And?
1148
01:02:30,962 --> 01:02:33,231
She said she'll meet you here
in 20 minutes.
1149
01:02:33,331 --> 01:02:34,766
That's perfect. Great.
1150
01:02:34,866 --> 01:02:36,567
- Wait a minute, buddy.
- Huh?
1151
01:02:36,667 --> 01:02:39,761
She said if you make a scene,
she's gonna split.
1152
01:02:40,905 --> 01:02:42,540
Wait, hold on. Hey, Kimber, come on!
1153
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,776
What I do, miss a date or something?
What, I got brain damage?
1154
01:02:44,876 --> 01:02:46,310
You said it, I didn't.
1155
01:02:46,410 --> 01:02:48,146
Kimber, come on, this is Scotty, remember?
1156
01:02:48,246 --> 01:02:51,015
Come on, tell me.
Why is Kristi so pissed off at me?
1157
01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,418
You're busted, buddy.
1158
01:02:53,518 --> 01:02:55,520
She saw you on the beach last night
1159
01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:57,588
making your moves on Candy.
1160
01:02:57,688 --> 01:02:59,123
- What?!
- Yeah.
1161
01:02:59,223 --> 01:03:00,747
Hey, Kimberly, check this one out.
1162
01:03:02,326 --> 01:03:03,795
- Oh! Fuck!
- Aw.
1163
01:03:03,895 --> 01:03:06,728
Great! A dumbbell with a dumbbell.
1164
01:03:11,602 --> 01:03:13,805
♪ Don't call and say you need him ♪
1165
01:03:13,905 --> 01:03:17,608
♪ And then not show up
'cause you're leaving... ♪
1166
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,677
Scotty, my man, what's going?
1167
01:03:19,777 --> 01:03:22,113
These girls are too fucking much!
Out of fucking sight!
1168
01:03:22,213 --> 01:03:24,982
- Hot fucking shit!
- I couldn't have said it better.
1169
01:03:25,082 --> 01:03:26,584
I couldn't have said it better.
1170
01:03:26,684 --> 01:03:28,879
I gotta go backstage
and pump up one of the girls.
1171
01:03:30,922 --> 01:03:32,657
♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪
1172
01:03:32,757 --> 01:03:34,592
♪ Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me? ♪
1173
01:03:34,692 --> 01:03:37,728
(HARD ROCK MUSIC BLARING FROM BOOMBOX)
1174
01:03:37,828 --> 01:03:40,331
♪ Do you really love me? ♪
1175
01:03:40,431 --> 01:03:43,434
Hey, get those bimbos off the stage!
1176
01:03:43,534 --> 01:03:46,404
- Yeah, get off, bimbos!
- Yeah, what are you doing?
1177
01:03:46,504 --> 01:03:48,539
Suck shit!
1178
01:03:48,639 --> 01:03:51,442
Jerkoff, you turn that blaster off now!
1179
01:03:51,542 --> 01:03:53,678
What did you say, dickhead?
You want me to turn it up?
1180
01:03:53,778 --> 01:03:55,507
(LAUGHING)
1181
01:03:56,547 --> 01:03:58,950
- (CRACKS, BOOMBOX MUSIC STOPS)
- Hey, you son of a bitch!
1182
01:03:59,050 --> 01:04:00,540
I'll rip your fuckin' head off!
1183
01:04:01,752 --> 01:04:04,121
♪ I'm not sure,
'cause you're leaving me... ♪
1184
01:04:04,221 --> 01:04:07,191
(ALL SHOUTING)
1185
01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:08,883
Get him!
1186
01:04:15,032 --> 01:04:18,126
♪ 'Cause it's my heart
that you're holding ♪
1187
01:04:20,371 --> 01:04:22,006
♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪
1188
01:04:22,106 --> 01:04:24,370
♪ Do you love me?
Do you, do you really love me? ♪
1189
01:04:25,910 --> 01:04:27,345
♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
1190
01:04:27,445 --> 01:04:30,848
♪ If you really love me ♪
1191
01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:33,246
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1192
01:04:35,453 --> 01:04:38,656
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1193
01:04:38,756 --> 01:04:40,358
♪ I said do you love me ♪
1194
01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:42,790
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery? ♪
1195
01:04:52,169 --> 01:04:53,971
♪ Don't say you're sorry, please ♪
1196
01:04:54,071 --> 01:04:56,073
♪ 'Cause you're dragging me down ♪
1197
01:04:56,173 --> 01:04:59,006
♪ On your knees ♪
1198
01:05:01,846 --> 01:05:05,850
♪ I don't know what is left anyway ♪
1199
01:05:05,950 --> 01:05:08,419
♪ Whoa, Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1200
01:05:08,519 --> 01:05:11,317
♪ Is this a dream or is it real? ♪
1201
01:05:29,473 --> 01:05:30,963
(SCREAMING)
1202
01:05:32,743 --> 01:05:35,837
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1203
01:05:37,548 --> 01:05:40,785
♪ Yeah, Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1204
01:05:40,885 --> 01:05:43,020
♪ Do you love me? Do ya? ♪
1205
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,423
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪
1206
01:05:45,523 --> 01:05:48,192
♪ Do ya? Do you want me, ♪
1207
01:05:48,292 --> 01:05:49,919
♪ Mr. Cool Mystery? ♪
1208
01:05:51,395 --> 01:05:54,364
♪ Do you love me, Mr. Cool ♪
1209
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,269
♪ Mystery? ♪
1210
01:05:58,369 --> 01:06:00,972
(BELL CLANGS)
1211
01:06:01,072 --> 01:06:02,506
Oh, dude.
1212
01:06:02,606 --> 01:06:04,075
Where you been?
1213
01:06:04,175 --> 01:06:06,837
- (MOANS)
- You stood Kristi up.
1214
01:06:07,878 --> 01:06:09,947
- Was she pissed?
- Nah.
1215
01:06:10,047 --> 01:06:13,484
She said there's no point in being
pissed at somebody she don't care about.
1216
01:06:13,584 --> 01:06:16,420
(LAUGHS) I hit an all-time low, dude.
1217
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,724
No, you didn't. Kristi went to Hunter's.
1218
01:06:19,824 --> 01:06:21,492
Hunter's?
1219
01:06:21,592 --> 01:06:24,829
Yeah, she said he's got a lot more class
than amateur boy like you.
1220
01:06:24,929 --> 01:06:27,523
Oh, man. That wuss.
1221
01:06:29,266 --> 01:06:31,632
That wuss! Oh, man.
1222
01:06:43,781 --> 01:06:45,612
Come on.
1223
01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:50,121
Kristi, broken hearts come
with the territory.
1224
01:06:50,221 --> 01:06:51,656
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
1225
01:06:51,756 --> 01:06:54,358
That's love.
1226
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:57,662
- In fact, that's life.
- I don't always want to be
1227
01:06:57,762 --> 01:07:00,297
worrying about Scotty.
1228
01:07:00,397 --> 01:07:01,832
I mean, you know, there's other things
1229
01:07:01,932 --> 01:07:04,435
- that I'd like to do with my life.
- It's the same thing in business.
1230
01:07:04,535 --> 01:07:08,072
You get fucked over all the time
until you're successful. Even then.
1231
01:07:08,172 --> 01:07:10,574
You want to be a designer?
That's a "fuck you" business
1232
01:07:10,674 --> 01:07:13,844
with a capital "fuck you."
You'd better get used to it.
1233
01:07:13,944 --> 01:07:16,047
Here he comes.
1234
01:07:16,147 --> 01:07:18,149
You know, I never imagined it
to be like that.
1235
01:07:18,249 --> 01:07:20,484
Sure, are you kidding? They're animals.
1236
01:07:20,584 --> 01:07:24,188
They lay awake at night thinking up
new ways to fuck you.
1237
01:07:24,288 --> 01:07:28,693
You won't even know the names of half
the people that'll line up to do it to you.
1238
01:07:28,793 --> 01:07:30,327
You really think I get screwed that much?
1239
01:07:30,427 --> 01:07:32,530
Mm-hmm. Up the wazoo...
1240
01:07:32,630 --> 01:07:34,598
by every Tom, Dick and Harry.
1241
01:07:34,698 --> 01:07:37,668
But if it's really what you want...
1242
01:07:37,768 --> 01:07:41,839
Well, I think that's
all that'll satisfy me right now.
1243
01:07:41,939 --> 01:07:45,076
Dude, she's slipping fast.
1244
01:07:45,176 --> 01:07:48,813
Then go for it.
You look like you could use a refill.
1245
01:07:48,913 --> 01:07:50,938
- Pinot?
- Yeah, thanks, that'd be great.
1246
01:07:56,687 --> 01:07:58,122
- Kristi.
- Scotty.
1247
01:07:58,222 --> 01:08:01,625
I want to talk to you, Kristi...
alone, for only two minutes.
1248
01:08:01,725 --> 01:08:06,097
Two minutes? I waited
for you for two hours this afternoon.
1249
01:08:06,197 --> 01:08:08,132
I can explain about that.
1250
01:08:08,232 --> 01:08:11,235
Oh, I bet you can.
You've got a way with words.
1251
01:08:11,335 --> 01:08:14,105
- It's called lying.
- And what are you doing, huh?
1252
01:08:14,205 --> 01:08:16,207
Auditioning for Hunter's orgy gang?
1253
01:08:16,307 --> 01:08:19,844
Now where do you get off
talking to me like that?
1254
01:08:19,944 --> 01:08:22,780
- Kristi!
- Scotty.
1255
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,415
Social climbing I see.
1256
01:08:24,515 --> 01:08:27,151
How about a drink before you go?
1257
01:08:27,251 --> 01:08:29,553
(SCREAMS)
1258
01:08:29,653 --> 01:08:31,348
Sorry you couldn't stay longer!
1259
01:08:56,247 --> 01:08:58,682
Jealousy's some weird shit.
Right now I feel like
1260
01:08:58,782 --> 01:09:00,785
carving my initials in Hunter's back.
1261
01:09:00,885 --> 01:09:03,654
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I once caught my old lady
1262
01:09:03,754 --> 01:09:06,157
giving a hummer to some cowboy.
1263
01:09:06,257 --> 01:09:09,560
I laid a serious hurting on his ass.
1264
01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,328
What'd you do to her?
1265
01:09:11,428 --> 01:09:13,764
I really punished her... I married her.
1266
01:09:13,864 --> 01:09:15,199
(CHUCKLES)
1267
01:09:15,299 --> 01:09:17,267
I hate him.
1268
01:09:19,203 --> 01:09:22,339
Hunter... he's a creep.
1269
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,142
Not Hunter, Scotty.
1270
01:09:25,242 --> 01:09:27,678
- What about Scotty?
- He just makes me
1271
01:09:27,778 --> 01:09:30,447
so mad sometimes!
1272
01:09:30,547 --> 01:09:32,683
I don't know. All my scams are backfiring,
1273
01:09:32,783 --> 01:09:35,686
blowing up in my face. I'm sick of this.
1274
01:09:35,786 --> 01:09:37,788
Yeah, I know what you mean, son.
1275
01:09:37,888 --> 01:09:40,524
A man gets tired
of peeing on his own shoes.
1276
01:09:40,624 --> 01:09:43,460
I start missing him.
1277
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,363
And I miss his cute little smile.
1278
01:09:46,463 --> 01:09:48,232
He's not a creep.
1279
01:09:48,332 --> 01:09:51,495
The way he looks at me
and the way he touches me.
1280
01:09:53,470 --> 01:09:55,529
Kristi, I think you have
a serious problem.
1281
01:09:56,907 --> 01:09:58,342
What?
1282
01:09:58,442 --> 01:10:01,278
Little sister, you're in love.
1283
01:10:01,378 --> 01:10:02,813
(LAUGHS)
1284
01:10:02,913 --> 01:10:04,982
(DOG BARKING)
1285
01:10:05,082 --> 01:10:08,882
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1286
01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:16,560
Whoo! Yeah!
1287
01:10:16,660 --> 01:10:18,495
- Scotty, how's it going?
- Hey, what's happening?
1288
01:10:18,595 --> 01:10:20,364
Hey, listen you guys.
1289
01:10:20,464 --> 01:10:23,734
I want to make this fast,
I want to be honest.
1290
01:10:23,834 --> 01:10:25,436
I'm no band manager.
1291
01:10:25,536 --> 01:10:27,504
Come on, Scotty, you're a great one!
1292
01:10:27,604 --> 01:10:30,241
Scotty, where you been? I was beginning
to think you was a flake.
1293
01:10:30,341 --> 01:10:32,209
I need your John Hancock on these papers.
1294
01:10:32,309 --> 01:10:34,178
What papers?
1295
01:10:34,278 --> 01:10:36,914
Rocco got us a gig...
opening act at the Forum.
1296
01:10:37,014 --> 01:10:38,916
For the Miss Muscles contest!
1297
01:10:39,016 --> 01:10:40,351
Yeah! Whoo!
1298
01:10:40,451 --> 01:10:42,519
- Oh, man.
- Can I tell him the rest of the news?
1299
01:10:42,619 --> 01:10:44,355
- Uh-huh.
- Rocco's putting up some money
1300
01:10:44,455 --> 01:10:46,190
- and we're gonna record a demo.
- What can I tell ya?
1301
01:10:46,290 --> 01:10:49,260
I'm the tooth fairy of rock 'n' roll.
1302
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:51,362
Plus we got a show tonight
at your place, Ash.
1303
01:10:51,462 --> 01:10:53,397
- Party!
- Party!
1304
01:10:53,497 --> 01:10:55,966
(CLAPPING, CHEERING)
1305
01:10:56,066 --> 01:10:59,627
Farns, bring anybody you think
might be a possible investor.
1306
01:11:00,804 --> 01:11:03,240
Yeah, there'll be plenty of girls.
1307
01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:05,409
- All right. I'll see you at 8:00 sharp.
- (DOOR SLIDING OPEN)
1308
01:11:05,509 --> 01:11:08,879
Hey, Farns, don't forget to take your
wheat germ. You're gonna need it.
1309
01:11:08,979 --> 01:11:10,881
(CHUCKLES)
1310
01:11:10,981 --> 01:11:12,883
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1311
01:11:12,983 --> 01:11:14,685
I thought we had an agreement...
1312
01:11:14,785 --> 01:11:16,253
no guys from the club.
1313
01:11:16,353 --> 01:11:19,323
Oh, come on, Ash. Lighten up, man.
1314
01:11:19,423 --> 01:11:21,025
We've got girls coming out of our ears.
1315
01:11:21,125 --> 01:11:22,893
You're missing the point.
1316
01:11:22,993 --> 01:11:24,795
This is supposed to have been for fun.
1317
01:11:24,895 --> 01:11:27,331
Now you're bringing business into it.
1318
01:11:27,431 --> 01:11:28,899
Well, so what?
1319
01:11:28,999 --> 01:11:30,434
Hey, Ash, how are you doing?
1320
01:11:30,534 --> 01:11:32,002
Just fine, Rounder.
1321
01:11:32,102 --> 01:11:35,172
And one more thing, I don't like
what you're trying to pull with Kristi.
1322
01:11:35,272 --> 01:11:37,207
Hey, I haven't touched her.
1323
01:11:37,307 --> 01:11:38,876
What, you're playing it cool, huh?
1324
01:11:38,976 --> 01:11:41,345
I spill no wine before it's time.
1325
01:11:41,445 --> 01:11:42,880
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1326
01:11:42,980 --> 01:11:44,415
You're a sick man.
1327
01:11:44,515 --> 01:11:46,283
That's not funny.
1328
01:11:46,383 --> 01:11:48,619
She and Scotty,
they got a real thing going on.
1329
01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:50,321
Now you're trying to fuck it up.
1330
01:11:50,421 --> 01:11:52,089
What are you, her den mother?
1331
01:11:52,189 --> 01:11:53,724
She's old enough to make up her own mind.
1332
01:11:53,824 --> 01:11:55,693
Not when she doesn't have all the facts.
1333
01:11:55,793 --> 01:11:57,361
What are you talking about? What facts?
1334
01:11:57,461 --> 01:11:59,863
- The fact that you're an asshole.
- I'm an asshole?!
1335
01:11:59,963 --> 01:12:01,865
- Yeah, you're an asshole!
- I'm an asshole?!
1336
01:12:01,965 --> 01:12:03,834
- You're an asshole!
- You're an asshole!
1337
01:12:03,934 --> 01:12:06,960
You guys want to see an asshole?
I'll show you an asshole!
1338
01:12:09,139 --> 01:12:10,607
Come on, guys. Lighten up.
1339
01:12:10,707 --> 01:12:12,876
We've got a party to get ready for here.
1340
01:12:12,976 --> 01:12:15,240
Not me, I'm out of this scene.
1341
01:12:22,286 --> 01:12:23,887
Old Hunter's using this party tonight
1342
01:12:23,987 --> 01:12:25,614
to profiteer.
1343
01:12:27,224 --> 01:12:29,920
Ain't much I can do about
except just not be a part of it.
1344
01:12:31,028 --> 01:12:33,731
Well, partner, just might be
something old Rag and me here
1345
01:12:33,831 --> 01:12:35,466
can do about it.
1346
01:12:35,566 --> 01:12:37,067
Yeah, I think we can think
of something cool.
1347
01:12:37,167 --> 01:12:38,566
(BOTH LAUGH)
1348
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,761
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1349
01:12:54,685 --> 01:12:56,320
♪ You told me ♪
1350
01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:58,355
♪ You sold me ♪
1351
01:12:58,455 --> 01:13:00,391
♪ Controlled me ♪
1352
01:13:00,491 --> 01:13:02,659
♪ And I believed you when you pleaded ♪
1353
01:13:02,759 --> 01:13:06,196
♪ And you said that I would be good ♪
1354
01:13:06,296 --> 01:13:08,662
♪ Well, fuck you ♪
1355
01:13:10,033 --> 01:13:11,735
♪ You bought me ♪
1356
01:13:11,835 --> 01:13:13,704
♪ You taught me... ♪
1357
01:13:13,804 --> 01:13:16,540
Kristi, let's get out of here.
1358
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,842
Come on, let's just hang around
another hour, okay?
1359
01:13:18,942 --> 01:13:20,844
Besides, I promised Hunter we'd stay.
1360
01:13:20,944 --> 01:13:23,447
An hour? There's gonna
be nothing left of us
1361
01:13:23,547 --> 01:13:25,549
except a pile of white bones.
1362
01:13:25,649 --> 01:13:28,385
Un-fucking-believable.
1363
01:13:28,485 --> 01:13:31,522
Makes those bimbos in Vegas
look like corn-fed hogs.
1364
01:13:31,622 --> 01:13:33,924
- I gotta learn how you do it.
- Of course you do, Farns.
1365
01:13:34,024 --> 01:13:36,360
And so does every other
lonely guy out there in America.
1366
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:38,062
It's a natural for cable TV.
1367
01:13:38,162 --> 01:13:39,797
Wait'll you hear the name.
This is gonna kill you.
1368
01:13:39,897 --> 01:13:41,965
- You ready? Go ahead.
- "Hunting With Hunter."
1369
01:13:42,065 --> 01:13:43,734
- Is that great or what?
- ROUNDER: Every week,
1370
01:13:43,834 --> 01:13:46,203
we send Hunter out to dialogue
a bunch of new hardbodies.
1371
01:13:46,303 --> 01:13:48,072
And Rounder does the BBD update.
1372
01:13:48,172 --> 01:13:50,774
And all we need's a couple
of hundred thousand dollars for a pilot.
1373
01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:54,244
Money is no problem. I love the concept.
1374
01:13:54,344 --> 01:13:55,913
You've got a deal.
1375
01:13:56,013 --> 01:13:57,314
- We got a deal.
- We got a deal.
1376
01:13:57,414 --> 01:14:00,050
All right, it's party time!
1377
01:14:00,150 --> 01:14:01,985
You guys are cool. I knew you'd dig it.
1378
01:14:02,085 --> 01:14:05,322
Rag, you're okay. We've got to invite
you the next time we give a party.
1379
01:14:05,422 --> 01:14:07,257
Yeah man, we love to drink a lot of beer!
1380
01:14:07,357 --> 01:14:08,792
And light a lot of farts!
1381
01:14:08,892 --> 01:14:10,427
- (DOG BARKING)
- Wow, that's cool.
1382
01:14:10,527 --> 01:14:12,496
- Yeah, let's party!
- Yeah!
1383
01:14:12,596 --> 01:14:15,121
- (ALL SHOUTING)
- Party!
1384
01:14:17,734 --> 01:14:19,503
Hang back.
1385
01:14:19,603 --> 01:14:22,639
Okay, that's Hunter right there
in the white jumpsuit.
1386
01:14:22,739 --> 01:14:24,408
WOMAN: Got it.
1387
01:14:24,508 --> 01:14:26,376
- (LAUGHING)
- Okay, guys, don't start anything
1388
01:14:26,476 --> 01:14:28,378
until this party starts
to fizzle though, okay?
1389
01:14:28,478 --> 01:14:30,180
When are we gonna know when that is?
1390
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,111
- You'll know.
- All right.
1391
01:14:34,084 --> 01:14:36,053
Hey, all right, how we doing?
1392
01:14:36,153 --> 01:14:37,950
Having a good time.
1393
01:14:39,423 --> 01:14:41,658
Kristi, do me a favor, will ya?
I want you to meet
1394
01:14:41,758 --> 01:14:43,227
a business friend of mine I have here.
1395
01:14:43,327 --> 01:14:45,227
Just show him a good time, okay?
1396
01:14:46,697 --> 01:14:48,332
Show him a good time?
1397
01:14:48,432 --> 01:14:50,834
No, not show him a good time,
show him a good time.
1398
01:14:50,934 --> 01:14:53,337
- Oh, barf.
- Give me a break, will you, Kimberly?
1399
01:14:53,437 --> 01:14:56,907
Farns, come here, I want you
to meet some friends of mine.
1400
01:14:57,007 --> 01:14:58,575
Oh, double barf.
1401
01:14:58,675 --> 01:15:00,911
Uh, Farnsey, this is Kimberly;
Kimberly, this is Farnsey.
1402
01:15:01,011 --> 01:15:02,913
Farnsey, this is Kristi; Kristi, Farnsey.
1403
01:15:03,013 --> 01:15:05,082
Well now, hello, Kristi.
1404
01:15:05,182 --> 01:15:07,084
My friends call me Farnsey,
1405
01:15:07,184 --> 01:15:09,152
my enemies call me collect. (LAUGHING)
1406
01:15:10,821 --> 01:15:14,188
A funny man. Funny rich man.
1407
01:15:15,859 --> 01:15:17,690
(BOTH LAUGH)
1408
01:15:19,263 --> 01:15:21,765
Funny girls. Such funny...
1409
01:15:21,865 --> 01:15:23,833
(CHUCKLES) Wait.
1410
01:15:25,002 --> 01:15:27,271
Kristi. Kristi!
1411
01:15:27,371 --> 01:15:29,439
- (GASPS)
- Oh, shit!
1412
01:15:29,539 --> 01:15:31,208
What a shame!
1413
01:15:31,308 --> 01:15:35,746
Hey, you know there's a chance that
won't stain if we soak it right away.
1414
01:15:35,846 --> 01:15:40,517
So why don't you go upstairs
with me and wring it out?
1415
01:15:40,617 --> 01:15:42,219
You can? Okay.
1416
01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:44,721
♪ Come on, baby baby ♪
1417
01:15:44,821 --> 01:15:47,790
♪ Baby, give me the chance ♪
1418
01:15:50,193 --> 01:15:52,729
♪ 'Cause I know, I know I can show you ♪
1419
01:15:52,829 --> 01:15:55,093
- ♪ About romance ♪
- (SUCKING)
1420
01:16:02,339 --> 01:16:05,142
- WOMAN: Ooh!
- (LAUGHS)
1421
01:16:05,242 --> 01:16:09,112
How careless. We will
have to help you wash that out.
1422
01:16:09,212 --> 01:16:10,647
(GIGGLING)
1423
01:16:10,747 --> 01:16:12,647
Oh, that's all right.
1424
01:16:17,421 --> 01:16:20,090
That's, uh, a bottle of wine.
1425
01:16:20,190 --> 01:16:22,793
(ALL GIGGLING)
1426
01:16:22,893 --> 01:16:24,724
You're gonna spill that on me?
1427
01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:32,502
- Hey, baby, wanna?
- Get out of here.
1428
01:16:32,602 --> 01:16:35,672
Hey, dude, they're lighting farts
down on the beach.
1429
01:16:35,772 --> 01:16:37,708
Well, is it BYOM?
1430
01:16:37,808 --> 01:16:39,676
- What?
- Bring your own matches!
1431
01:16:39,776 --> 01:16:42,946
- Uh, yeah. Yeah yeah.
- All right! Fart fart fart fart!
1432
01:16:43,046 --> 01:16:45,015
Rag, this party's the ultimate bummer.
1433
01:16:45,115 --> 01:16:47,651
- Where is Kristi?
- Upstairs in the bathroom.
1434
01:16:47,751 --> 01:16:50,087
- You're not leaving, are you?
- I'll be right back, okay?
1435
01:16:50,187 --> 01:16:51,745
- Okay?
- Hurry up.
1436
01:16:53,557 --> 01:16:55,525
♪ I'm running ♪
1437
01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:58,295
♪ I'm running away from my heart ♪
1438
01:16:58,395 --> 01:16:59,963
- ♪ Running ♪
- (GONGS)
1439
01:17:00,063 --> 01:17:01,632
- (LAUGHS)
- Can I help you, honey?
1440
01:17:01,732 --> 01:17:04,368
What's this about a door prize?
1441
01:17:04,468 --> 01:17:07,801
Guess the size of Rounder's putz
and you will win 100 bucks.
1442
01:17:08,872 --> 01:17:10,874
Hey, dude, Kristi's
in the upstairs bathroom.
1443
01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:12,476
Okay.
1444
01:17:12,576 --> 01:17:14,271
♪ And the day comes along... ♪
1445
01:17:15,312 --> 01:17:17,180
Hello there.
1446
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,149
I just wondered if you could tell me
1447
01:17:19,249 --> 01:17:21,752
where I could find Roger Rounder.
1448
01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,854
Yeah, lady, take a number and go upstairs.
1449
01:17:23,954 --> 01:17:26,323
Oh, all right. How about a little cookie
1450
01:17:26,423 --> 01:17:29,760
for a sweet little girl?
1451
01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:32,988
Roger! Rogie Rogie! Roger!
1452
01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:39,469
- Excuse me, emergency.
- Hey.
1453
01:17:39,569 --> 01:17:41,538
♪ Running... ♪
1454
01:17:41,638 --> 01:17:43,440
- Scotty!
- Kristi, I gotta talk to you.
1455
01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:45,876
- Get out of here!
- Just give me two minutes.
1456
01:17:45,976 --> 01:17:49,012
I'm gonna scream at the top of my lungs
if you don't get out of here now.
1457
01:17:49,112 --> 01:17:50,914
- Okay.
- I mean it.
1458
01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:52,783
- Let her rip.
- I mean it.
1459
01:17:52,883 --> 01:17:54,783
- Let her rip.
- (BOTH SCREAM)
1460
01:17:55,986 --> 01:17:58,614
You can't shift your key.
I can't stay in tune with you.
1461
01:18:00,891 --> 01:18:03,427
Okay, we're gonna act civilized?
1462
01:18:03,527 --> 01:18:05,324
Can we just share a doob, okay?
1463
01:18:06,363 --> 01:18:09,299
Talk this whole thing out, all right?
1464
01:18:09,399 --> 01:18:10,991
Hello there, Goldilocks.
1465
01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:14,026
- What's hanging?
- Spare me.
1466
01:18:17,274 --> 01:18:19,843
Look, I swear to God,
1467
01:18:19,943 --> 01:18:22,411
Hunter made the moves on Candy, not me.
1468
01:18:23,447 --> 01:18:25,506
Hey, I only want you.
1469
01:18:26,950 --> 01:18:29,886
Well, you know, there's a real easy way
for me to find out if you're lying.
1470
01:18:29,986 --> 01:18:31,955
Right, polygraph,
1471
01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:33,957
the old lie detector test.
1472
01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:36,360
(LAUGHS) No, Scotty, all I have to do
1473
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:38,028
is go ask Candy.
1474
01:18:38,128 --> 01:18:40,864
Yeah, right, Candy.
1475
01:18:40,964 --> 01:18:42,866
Yeah, Candy. She'll tell me.
1476
01:18:42,966 --> 01:18:45,335
You know, aside from
that oversized schnozz,
1477
01:18:45,435 --> 01:18:47,104
you're kinda cute.
1478
01:18:47,204 --> 01:18:49,773
What do you say we go
down to my Rolls and fill that...
1479
01:18:49,873 --> 01:18:51,508
bunker with some nose candy?
1480
01:18:51,608 --> 01:18:53,043
Ow! (SCREAMS)
1481
01:18:53,143 --> 01:18:55,379
- You know, that beat of the music...
- (POUNDING ON DOOR)
1482
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:57,481
is really strange.
1483
01:18:57,581 --> 01:18:59,416
- Really strange.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1484
01:18:59,516 --> 01:19:02,246
No, it really is. Listen to it.
1485
01:19:05,155 --> 01:19:07,691
You'd better let go
or I'll bite you again!
1486
01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:09,520
- (MOANS SOFTLY)
- Hey!
1487
01:19:12,262 --> 01:19:14,297
- (FARTS)
- Hey, go dance with somebody else,
1488
01:19:14,397 --> 01:19:16,533
- freckle face.
- He's not dancing.
1489
01:19:16,633 --> 01:19:19,503
He's flipping you off
in 40 different languages.
1490
01:19:19,603 --> 01:19:21,438
- Nobody flips me off!
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1491
01:19:21,538 --> 01:19:24,200
- (DULL THUDS)
- (LAUGHING)
1492
01:19:30,313 --> 01:19:32,611
(GROANS)
1493
01:19:33,783 --> 01:19:36,086
(LAUGHS)
1494
01:19:36,186 --> 01:19:38,620
(LAUGHING)
1495
01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:45,521
I never did this before.
1496
01:19:47,964 --> 01:19:49,591
This is my first honey love.
1497
01:19:50,634 --> 01:19:52,829
(LAUGHING)
1498
01:19:58,441 --> 01:20:00,739
(GROANING)
1499
01:20:19,863 --> 01:20:22,399
And now, the Eighth Wonder of the World.
1500
01:20:22,499 --> 01:20:24,067
(GIGGLES)
1501
01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:25,930
Roger!
1502
01:20:26,970 --> 01:20:28,438
Mom?!
1503
01:20:28,538 --> 01:20:30,140
Roger!
1504
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,708
Mom!
1505
01:20:31,808 --> 01:20:33,176
(MOANS)
1506
01:20:33,276 --> 01:20:35,540
(GRUNTING) On fire!
1507
01:20:36,746 --> 01:20:38,982
(SHOUTING)
1508
01:20:39,082 --> 01:20:40,650
What... water! Water! Hey!
1509
01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:42,519
My feet! My feet! My fuckin' feet!
1510
01:20:42,619 --> 01:20:45,055
(LAUGHING)
1511
01:20:45,155 --> 01:20:47,858
Om!
1512
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,359
Big surprise!
1513
01:20:49,459 --> 01:20:50,894
Om!
1514
01:20:50,994 --> 01:20:53,155
(WOMEN SHRIEKING, LAUGHING)
1515
01:20:56,132 --> 01:20:58,702
(MUTTERING)
1516
01:20:58,802 --> 01:21:01,771
- Mom!
- Roger! Roger!
1517
01:21:01,871 --> 01:21:03,874
Dede! Dede!
1518
01:21:03,974 --> 01:21:06,309
If your father were alive...
1519
01:21:06,409 --> 01:21:08,604
♪ Party... ♪
1520
01:21:10,747 --> 01:21:13,841
(ZAPPING)
1521
01:21:14,951 --> 01:21:18,088
This party sucks the big one.
Where's Hunter?
1522
01:21:18,188 --> 01:21:20,418
(HOOTING, LAUGHING) Whoo!
1523
01:21:25,462 --> 01:21:28,665
Hunter! Where the fuck are you?!
1524
01:21:28,765 --> 01:21:31,199
(SCREAMING)
1525
01:21:37,007 --> 01:21:39,342
- Whoo!
- Oh, shit!
1526
01:21:39,442 --> 01:21:41,678
Hunter sure does give
good party now, don't he?
1527
01:21:41,778 --> 01:21:44,014
RAG: For sure, dude.
1528
01:21:44,114 --> 01:21:45,979
(LAUGHING)
1529
01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:49,849
♪ It's party time! ♪
1530
01:21:51,788 --> 01:21:53,380
(SEAGULLS CAWING)
1531
01:22:11,808 --> 01:22:14,333
(RAG AND KIMBERLY GIGGLING)
1532
01:22:19,649 --> 01:22:22,085
SCOTTY: Well, well.
1533
01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:24,210
This is something I never thought I'd see.
1534
01:22:26,222 --> 01:22:28,959
Yeah? Well, he looked
kinda cute last night,
1535
01:22:29,059 --> 01:22:30,627
so I figured what the heck?
1536
01:22:30,727 --> 01:22:32,462
It was rad, dude.
1537
01:22:32,562 --> 01:22:34,297
BOTH: It was worth the wait.
1538
01:22:34,397 --> 01:22:36,524
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1539
01:22:38,201 --> 01:22:41,102
(SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING)
1540
01:22:53,316 --> 01:22:56,419
- Hi, Scotty.
- Hey.
1541
01:22:56,519 --> 01:22:59,155
I talked to Hunter and he 'fessed up,
1542
01:22:59,255 --> 01:23:01,992
so I guess I owe you an apology.
1543
01:23:02,092 --> 01:23:03,889
You don't have to apologize.
1544
01:23:05,729 --> 01:23:08,064
Well, I've been doing some thinking
1545
01:23:08,164 --> 01:23:10,689
and I've decided to go back to college.
1546
01:23:11,801 --> 01:23:13,236
I think that's great, Kristi.
1547
01:23:13,336 --> 01:23:14,804
Isn't it?
1548
01:23:14,904 --> 01:23:17,668
I don't know what to say.
I hope you have a great year.
1549
01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:20,143
Do I get a goodbye kiss?
1550
01:23:20,243 --> 01:23:21,938
No.
1551
01:23:24,247 --> 01:23:26,049
Come on, I told you
I'm going back to college,
1552
01:23:26,149 --> 01:23:29,019
but I didn't say where.
I'm transferring to Cal State.
1553
01:23:29,119 --> 01:23:30,654
- Cal State?
- Mm-hmm.
1554
01:23:30,754 --> 01:23:32,155
- You mean up on the hill here?
- Right.
1555
01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:33,757
And I thought, you know,
1556
01:23:33,857 --> 01:23:36,326
maybe I could save some money
and we could move in together...
1557
01:23:36,426 --> 01:23:37,861
I mean, if you don't mind.
1558
01:23:37,961 --> 01:23:41,064
Kristi, don't you know
how crazy I am about you?
1559
01:23:41,164 --> 01:23:43,099
Don't you realize my heart
starts to palpitate...
1560
01:23:43,199 --> 01:23:45,568
Do yourself a favor...
1561
01:23:45,668 --> 01:23:47,570
drop the dialogue.
1562
01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,468
Your bigger and better deal is
staring you right in the face.
1563
01:24:05,855 --> 01:24:08,756
('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1564
01:24:21,237 --> 01:24:22,706
♪ Look at the way ♪
1565
01:24:22,806 --> 01:24:25,041
♪ The sun makes 'em play ♪
1566
01:24:25,141 --> 01:24:27,666
♪ How can you leave them alone? ♪
1567
01:24:29,012 --> 01:24:32,382
♪ They're on the sand with B-9 in hand ♪
1568
01:24:32,482 --> 01:24:35,285
♪ Caressing the places unknown ♪
1569
01:24:35,385 --> 01:24:38,955
♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪
1570
01:24:39,055 --> 01:24:43,193
♪ Gonna put a smile on your face ♪
1571
01:24:43,293 --> 01:24:45,895
♪ They got the tan lines on their skin ♪
1572
01:24:45,995 --> 01:24:50,133
♪ Watch them rub it in, rub it in ♪
1573
01:24:50,233 --> 01:24:52,535
- ♪ Can you see the hardbodies? ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
1574
01:24:52,635 --> 01:24:54,204
♪ They mean what they say ♪
1575
01:24:54,304 --> 01:24:56,573
♪ There ain't nobody ♪
1576
01:24:56,673 --> 01:24:58,408
♪ Standing in my way ♪
1577
01:24:58,508 --> 01:25:00,276
- ♪ See the hardbodies ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
1578
01:25:00,376 --> 01:25:02,278
♪ Do whatever they please ♪
1579
01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:05,615
♪ And everybody's
dropping to their knees ♪
1580
01:25:05,715 --> 01:25:08,240
♪ I don't mind ♪
1581
01:25:13,990 --> 01:25:17,594
♪ Second to none,
breaking out the big guns ♪
1582
01:25:17,694 --> 01:25:20,663
♪ Waxed up and ready to roll ♪
1583
01:25:21,698 --> 01:25:25,135
♪ As they go by,
all the boys wink an eye ♪
1584
01:25:25,235 --> 01:25:27,804
♪ Then simply lose all control ♪
1585
01:25:27,904 --> 01:25:31,808
♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪
1586
01:25:31,908 --> 01:25:35,278
♪ Gonna make a blind man lead the chase ♪
1587
01:25:35,378 --> 01:25:39,549
♪ Close as you can get to perfection ♪
1588
01:25:39,649 --> 01:25:42,852
♪ So take a look in that direction ♪
1589
01:25:42,952 --> 01:25:45,755
- ♪ Can see you the hardbodies? ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
1590
01:25:45,855 --> 01:25:47,557
♪ They mean what they say ♪
1591
01:25:47,657 --> 01:25:50,894
♪ There ain't nobody standing in my way ♪
1592
01:25:50,994 --> 01:25:53,229
♪ See their hardbodies ♪
1593
01:25:53,329 --> 01:25:55,231
♪ Do whatever they please ♪
1594
01:25:55,331 --> 01:25:58,168
♪ And everybody, get down on your knees ♪
1595
01:25:58,268 --> 01:26:00,303
- ♪ I don't mind ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
1596
01:26:00,403 --> 01:26:02,906
♪ I don't mind ♪
1597
01:26:03,006 --> 01:26:06,242
♪ Get the boys together
and we'll stand in a line ♪
1598
01:26:06,342 --> 01:26:07,844
- ♪ We like to watch you slide ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
1599
01:26:07,944 --> 01:26:10,246
♪ Baby, you can bet ♪
1600
01:26:10,346 --> 01:26:13,917
♪ You and me ain't ever seen
the best of it yet ♪
1601
01:26:14,017 --> 01:26:17,787
♪ Get a load of this, get on over here ♪
1602
01:26:17,887 --> 01:26:21,291
♪ Don't get too excited
when the boys all cheer ♪
1603
01:26:21,391 --> 01:26:22,959
- ♪ For hardbodies ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
1604
01:26:23,059 --> 01:26:25,228
♪ Hardbodies ♪
1605
01:26:25,328 --> 01:26:29,299
♪ Don't get too excited when
the boys all cheer for hardbodies ♪
1606
01:26:29,399 --> 01:26:30,700
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
- ♪ Hardbodies ♪
1607
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,969
♪ Hardbodies ♪
1608
01:26:33,069 --> 01:26:34,571
♪ Don't get too excited ♪
1609
01:26:34,671 --> 01:26:37,231
♪ When the boys all cheer
for hardbodies. ♪
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