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Oh, I made you this.
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Oh, um, I made you this.
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I been trying to make contact for years.
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They still don't want me.
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Oh, you have a little...
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Ozzie: You got some
information on Jonathan Walsh?
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Let me grab a pen.
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Subject number 28409... I'm
hearing there's a wrinkle?
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- I'm on it.
- Good.
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Because if you can't handle it, we will.
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Gerry: I've pored over hundreds
of cryptic police reports
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and discovered a distinct pattern.
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[Electricity crackling]
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Based on average temperature,
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the Earth's angle to the sun,
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and Beacon's longitude and latitude...
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[Electricity crackles]
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I've accurately predicted the day,
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within a window of 2 1/2 hours,
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when the next visitation
will take place.
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According to my data,
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nobody who's ever been taken
on that day has ever come back,
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and guess when that day is.
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- Today!
- Today?
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And guess who'll be there to greet them.
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- Me!
- You?
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So...
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I thought I'd... give you
some stuff to remember me by.
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You know what? Thanks, Gerry,
but why don't you hold on to it?
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I mean, you're comin'
back anyway, right?
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No! Didn't you listen
to anything I just said?
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- Not really.
- This is a full-time gig.
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I'm gonna be like the
ambassador of the human race.
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That's why I quit my toll-booth job.
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Wait. What? You quit your job?
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No, Gerry, don't quit your
job to go chasing aliens.
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- That's what you did.
- Fair point,
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but I'm a cautionary tale, man,
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not a shining example of what to do.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You're a member of the
group. I'm just a pity member.
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You're not a pity member. You're...
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a valuable component.
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I'm a mascot.
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You're a full-fledged member.
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Got your stripes.
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- I can see you made up your mind.
- Yeah. I have.
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You can come with me, buddy.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm-I'm actually gonna stay here.
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I've got some real work that I can do,
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you know, a real story with real facts.
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I been chasing a little too long
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without anything to show for it.
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Okay, yeah. Whatever, it's cool.
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But just so you know... Bigfoot's real.
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- Is he?
- Is she?
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- And yes.
- I'll write that down.
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Well, I guess this is it.
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I'm gonna miss us.
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[Sighs]
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It's been an honor
being your best friend.
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Yep.
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Bring it in, big guy.
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[Chair creaking]
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Oh. Okay.
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All right.
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Safe travels.
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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I'll see ya tomorrow, Gerry.
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[Rap music plays]
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Astronaut ice cream.
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Check.
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Sativa seeds.
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Check.
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Dramamine. Check.
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Passport. Check.
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Family photo.
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Check.
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♪ ♪
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_
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_
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Yvonne: Hello?
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[Music stops]
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Gerry... is that you?
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Gerry: Yeah, sorry. I butt-dialed you.
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Be there in a second, Mom.
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Sorry, I gotta go. Mom stuff.
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Okay.
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Don: There you go.
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I left some room in
your coffee for cream.
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Have a super-terrific day.
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Welcome, valued customer.
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Uh...
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Hey. What can I get y...
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- Well, what do you w...
- I'll take a flat white.
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- Uh...
- A-and while I'm here, um,
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just wanted to apologize
for how I spoke to you.
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I... was a bit of a jerk.
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No. I was a jerk.
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I didn't respect your boundaries.
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I was a nosey-pants.
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And after our interaction,
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I reflected a lot on male privilege.
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You did?
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I'm so sorry on behalf of all men.
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What are you doing later?
Do you wanna grab a drink?
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[Laughs] No one ever asks me
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if-if I want a drink.
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S-so is that a yes?
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Yeah. Yes a thousand times.
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Ozzie: Hi, this is Ozzie Graham.
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I'm calling from the "Beacon Gazette"
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to follow up on a story
that I'm working on
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about the senator's possible
connection to Glint Enterprises?
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Yeah, I can hold.
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♪ ♪
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[Beep]
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This is Jonathan.
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You've got a problem. They
want you to get a donut.
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What? Why? I just got a donut.
I don't want another one.
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It's not a request. It's Ozzie.
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He's connecting the dots.
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He called Pelosi's
office. They're pissed.
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Aw, damn it.
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Okay, push the donut meeting.
Stall them as along as you can.
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I don't care what you tell them.
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And set up a lunch with Ozzie.
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[Receiver clicks]
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Gyah!
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_
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Gerry... this is all your
alien research. This is...
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this is your life's work.
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I-I can't... take this.
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You're the only one I trust to
keep it out of the wrong hands.
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I'll guard it with my life.
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But...
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are you ready to do this?
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Yeah. I've never been readier.
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You crazy son of a bitch.
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You're braver than I am.
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I am kinda brave, aren't I?
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Kinda like a hero.
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Definitely.
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♪ ♪
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[Sighs]
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Gerry?
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You give those bastards hell.
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Oh, gosh, sorry! Sorry.
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Richard: Hey, Ron! Safety first, okay?
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So, how's "Beacon"?
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Good, good.
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You writing any interesting stories?
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Yeah, the azalea
festival just started up.
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There's 17 different species of azalea
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that were entered this year.
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Huh.
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Is that why you called
Nancy Pelosi's office?
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I'm guessing you don't
wanna talk about azaleas.
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You're goddamn right I don't.
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Is this about the exposé I'm writing?
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After all I've done for you.
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Been a weird boss?
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- Been a confidant.
- No.
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- A mentor.
- [Chuckling] No.
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Why are you doing this?
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People deserve to know the truth.
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Oh, you want the truth?
You should have just asked.
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Yeah, Jonathan, I would like the truth.
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The truth is, I'm a lizard person
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and I'm part of a global conspiracy
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to undermine the human race.
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Isn't that what your little
alien support group believes?
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What are they called, SpaceLosers?
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The group of which
you're an active member?
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So that's your big plan?
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You're gonna expose me and...
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undermine my credibility?
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Well, I don't have to.
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Just like you don't have to
write this article about Glint.
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♪ ♪
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Should we get some "brusketta"?
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You know what? I'm gonna take
a pass on the bruschetta,
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as most people call it.
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And if you wanna out me
as an alien guy, go ahead.
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I'll take my chances.
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- Really? 'Cause I will.
- Fine.
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- I will!
- Do it!
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- Okay!
- All right, then.
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You have fun doing that.
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But just so you know, we prefer
to be called "experiencers."
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♪ ♪
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Hey, who do I have to [bleep] to
get some "brusketta" over here?
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[Cellphone vibrates]
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- What?
- Nancy: They want to see you now.
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- When?
- Like an hour ago.
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God damn it!
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- Hey, Yvonne.
- Hey.
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I'm returning your foot bath.
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Oh. Great.
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Thank you.
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W...
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I also w-wanted to tell you something.
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Oh, yeah, sure. Come in.
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Oh, watch out for that tripwire.
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- Yeah. Sorry.
- [Cans clattering]
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I had the whole place booby-trapped
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after I had to deal with
all that alien bullshit.
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Wow. You're not foolin' around.
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Mm-mm. You come into my house uninvited,
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you've messed with the wrong person.
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Okay, so...
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You know the day when
we were in the truck
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driving around on the investigation?
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That was a good day.
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Right?
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So...
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that's what you came
here to tell me, Gerry?
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Uh... no.
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Yeah.
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I won't keep you.
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I just wanted to say that
I-I-I really, really like you,
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I kinda have a crush on you,
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and I think about you a lot.
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And I'll think about
you when I'm up there.
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Okay. I'm gonna go.
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Gerry.
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Yeah?
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♪ ♪
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Wow!
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- That was totally...
- Don't stop.
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Yeah, more.
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[Giggles]
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[Dance music plays]
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Are you sure that we haven't met before?
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You look so familiar.
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Are you like, from...
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Oh! Have you been in Pittsburgh?
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Uh, no, I-I just moved here from...
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Iceland.
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You just have a face, maybe, that, like,
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is really recognizable.
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Do you wanna dance?
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[Music continues]
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Oh, wow.
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You really dance.
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[Laughs] Thank you.
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Just move around a lot.
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Okay.
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That's a secret to good dancing.
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That shoulder thing is cool. Do that...
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, you got it!
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Oh, yeah!
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What are these called?
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They're, uh, strawberry daiquiris.
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- They're so good.
- Yeah.
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- They're so... they're so good.
- Do you like those?
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- You like those? Yeah.
- Mmm.
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- Mmm.
- Slow down.
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- Oh, w...
- Oh, yeah.
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Ooh! Ooh, what's going on?
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It's a brain freeze.
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- Oh, my head...
- You're okay.
266
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,852
No, it's not okay!
267
00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:27,813
It'll only be a second, and
it'll be gone in a second.
268
00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:29,827
Ahhhhh. It's gone.
269
00:10:29,852 --> 00:10:31,719
- Yeah.
- Wow, that was...
270
00:10:31,721 --> 00:10:33,020
that was something.
271
00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:34,922
You never had a brain freeze before?
272
00:10:34,924 --> 00:10:36,282
I never had a daiquiri before.
273
00:10:36,307 --> 00:10:38,140
- Yeah. Oh!
- Uh-oh... oh!
274
00:10:38,165 --> 00:10:40,376
I-I'm sorry, um, I-I'll pay for that.
275
00:10:40,401 --> 00:10:41,844
Sir, this is totally my fault.
276
00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:44,212
I was sitting way too
close to the spill.
277
00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:45,543
I'm gonna help you clean this up.
278
00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:46,905
- No, no problem.
- No, Don.
279
00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:48,235
No, he wouldn't... Thank you.
280
00:10:48,237 --> 00:10:50,838
We accept your offer to pay
for the drinks. Thank you.
281
00:10:55,649 --> 00:10:59,780
Subject 28409 seems to be
asking a lot of questions.
282
00:10:59,782 --> 00:11:01,915
Now, Elon's office called...
283
00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,337
and Bono's.
284
00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:04,862
They're all a little nervous.
285
00:11:04,887 --> 00:11:07,212
We warned you once.
You didn't handle it.
286
00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:08,688
You're gonna handle it now.
287
00:11:12,128 --> 00:11:14,688
[Ominous music plays]
288
00:11:15,131 --> 00:11:16,630
Uh...
289
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,626
I'm not really a gun guy.
290
00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,651
Well, you don't have to use a gun.
291
00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:23,024
I don't care what you use.
292
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,483
Just... get it done.
293
00:11:25,808 --> 00:11:27,993
Poison is really popular.
294
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,165
Is this really necessary?
295
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,723
He's closing in on a network
of undercover reptilians.
296
00:11:32,748 --> 00:11:34,126
But he doesn't know that.
297
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,845
If you can't handle this, just say so.
298
00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:37,680
I'll mark you down as
non-compliant, and...
299
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,720
No.
300
00:11:38,921 --> 00:11:41,688
[Dramatic musical flourish]
301
00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:44,690
[Mysterious music plays]
302
00:11:44,715 --> 00:11:47,842
♪ ♪
303
00:11:48,112 --> 00:11:50,646
Are you okay? Why aren't you playing?
304
00:11:50,671 --> 00:11:51,907
I'm scared.
305
00:11:51,932 --> 00:11:53,400
Of me?
306
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,536
Hey. Don't be scared.
307
00:11:55,538 --> 00:11:57,313
I'm not gonna hurt ya.
308
00:11:57,338 --> 00:11:58,985
You promise?
309
00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:02,610
Yeah. I promise.
310
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,051
[Sighs]
311
00:12:06,076 --> 00:12:09,077
[Edgy music plays]
312
00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:12,102
♪ ♪
313
00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:19,076
Classic.
314
00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:27,662
[Edgy music plays]
315
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,734
♪ ♪
316
00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:34,842
Oh, my God. What do you want?
317
00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:36,609
This'll be quick. Can I come in?
318
00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:37,961
[Sighs]
319
00:12:39,983 --> 00:12:43,625
Look, if you're gonna expose
me, expose me, all right?
320
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,641
Here. You want some more stuff?
321
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:48,390
When I was 5, I peed the bed.
322
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,789
Look. I'm not gonna lie.
323
00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:51,969
You're a huge pain in my ass right now.
324
00:12:51,994 --> 00:12:53,960
But I'm not gonna expose you.
325
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,967
[Intense musical buildup]
326
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:59,010
Because this thing between
you and me has to end.
327
00:12:59,035 --> 00:13:00,734
[Dramatic flourish]
328
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,920
- Here.
- What's this?
329
00:13:02,945 --> 00:13:04,472
It's everything you need to know
330
00:13:04,474 --> 00:13:06,808
about Glint Enterprises
and our cover-ups...
331
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:09,336
who's involved, where the money went.
332
00:13:10,117 --> 00:13:11,446
This could ruin you.
333
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,047
Yeah, it might.
334
00:13:16,245 --> 00:13:18,579
Ozzie, do you believe in karma?
335
00:13:18,604 --> 00:13:20,974
- No.
- Me neither.
336
00:13:23,126 --> 00:13:25,888
But I do believe I might
be getting what I deserve.
337
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,321
Well, thanks for...
338
00:13:28,346 --> 00:13:29,607
all this.
339
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:30,889
Why are you smiling?
340
00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,373
I don't know. I guess it
just feels good to be...
341
00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,599
doing real work again.
342
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:38,521
Feels like my feet are
finally on the ground.
343
00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,256
Good.
344
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,115
That's good.
345
00:13:42,839 --> 00:13:46,040
[Soft music plays]
346
00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:49,185
♪ ♪
347
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,295
Wow.
348
00:13:53,156 --> 00:13:55,490
Maybe I should get going.
349
00:13:57,255 --> 00:14:00,457
Yeah... yeah, I-I guess.
350
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,748
Do you want me to give you a ride?
351
00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:05,210
Naw, it's okay. Gas prices...
352
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,868
No! It's cool, Gerry.
353
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:09,138
- I'll go get my keys.
- I don't wanna put you out, though.
354
00:14:09,163 --> 00:14:11,029
It's all the way across town.
355
00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,459
Look, Gerry...
356
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,217
we just had sex,
357
00:14:17,719 --> 00:14:20,091
so I can give you a ride.
358
00:14:20,116 --> 00:14:21,256
Cool.
359
00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:22,537
[Giggles]
360
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,146
[Soft music plays]
361
00:14:25,171 --> 00:14:27,198
♪ ♪
362
00:14:27,223 --> 00:14:29,810
- Wanna have sex again?
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:14:33,513 --> 00:14:34,865
Psst.
364
00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:40,201
- The window's open, Gerry.
- I just wanted to let you know
365
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:42,279
you won't have to
worry about me anymore.
366
00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:44,654
- You leaving town?
- You could say that.
367
00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:48,503
You're flying somewhere.
368
00:14:48,528 --> 00:14:50,394
You could say that.
369
00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:51,990
What are we doin' here, Gerry?
370
00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:54,513
Okay, man, we'll keep the charade going.
371
00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:56,428
But we know who you really are.
372
00:14:58,221 --> 00:14:59,701
I'm not an alien, Gerry.
373
00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:00,935
Nobody said anything about alien.
374
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,092
You just did. You just
mouthed the word "alien."
375
00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:04,287
- Did I?
- Yeah.
376
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:06,460
- Gun it, Yvonne!
- No, Gerry, I'm not.
377
00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:07,670
It's a red light.
378
00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:10,170
It is a red light. Don't gun it.
379
00:15:10,195 --> 00:15:12,862
[Pop music plays in background]
380
00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:14,602
[Clears throat]
381
00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:16,740
Hi. We just wanted to say
382
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,576
thank you for your service tonight.
383
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,498
It was great.
384
00:15:20,928 --> 00:15:22,467
And, uh,
385
00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:25,310
you-you forgot to take
the drinks off the bill.
386
00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:26,646
Ah, I did? I-I'm sorry.
387
00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,209
I've just been so slammed all night.
388
00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:30,646
- I'll take care of that right away.
- Okay, thank you. Thank you so much.
389
00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:32,070
You're the nicest person.
390
00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:33,828
If you ever come by the Remarkable Bean,
391
00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:36,020
I'll buy you a complimentary coffee.
392
00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:39,427
N-no. No, I won't.
393
00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:42,296
At first, I-I felt nauseous,
394
00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:46,315
but then... the nausea
kinda gave way to...
395
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:47,474
empowerment.
396
00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:48,994
That's right.
397
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:50,986
Well, it should feel good, you know?
398
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,810
It's like you were pregnant
with your own self-confidence
399
00:15:53,835 --> 00:15:55,826
and now you're giving birth.
400
00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:58,349
Ah.
401
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,774
This is me.
402
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,701
Okay. Uh...
403
00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,923
- Good night.
- [Chuckles]
404
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,556
[Laughs]
405
00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:10,289
- You left him alive?
- Yep.
406
00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:12,813
You know this means we'll
have to eliminate both of you?
407
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,758
I don't think so.
408
00:16:15,657 --> 00:16:17,390
Here's how I see it.
409
00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:18,851
You can't kill Ozzie,
410
00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:20,593
because his article
just went to the paper,
411
00:16:20,618 --> 00:16:23,155
and if he ended up dead now, it
would look awfully suspicious.
412
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,017
And you can't kill
me, because if you do,
413
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:28,517
there'll be no one left to enter
the deactivation code for the files.
414
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:29,621
What files?
415
00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:31,890
Oh, you don't know about the files?
416
00:16:31,915 --> 00:16:33,759
Ooh. I should have led with that.
417
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,727
They're the files
that contain everything
418
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,460
about our reptilian mission,
our identities... all of it.
419
00:16:38,485 --> 00:16:40,788
If I don't enter a code every 12 hours,
420
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:43,157
they leak straight to
the Internet... boom.
421
00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:46,738
Why sacrifice all this for a human?
422
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:48,552
I have my reasons.
423
00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:50,509
You feelin' better?
424
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,743
Yeah.
425
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,412
What are you drawing?
426
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:55,647
I made this. That's you.
427
00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:57,999
You drew me? Why?
428
00:16:58,024 --> 00:17:00,752
You made me not be
scared. You're my friend.
429
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:04,022
[Light music plays]
430
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,891
♪ ♪
431
00:17:06,173 --> 00:17:07,672
You like it?
432
00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:12,330
Yes.
433
00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:15,934
Well, you've made your choice, traitor.
434
00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,602
Enjoy living among the humans
435
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,972
without your wealth or status or power.
436
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,111
Well, if there's one thing I've
learned from being on Earth,
437
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:29,657
it's that a good-looking white
guy with an Ivy League education
438
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,555
will always land on his feet.
439
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:36,870
[Soft music plays]
440
00:17:36,895 --> 00:17:39,895
♪ ♪
441
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,583
Good luck, Gerry.
442
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,913
Luck's got nothin' to do with it.
443
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,050
[Lightly suspenseful music plays]
444
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:08,052
♪ ♪
445
00:18:12,703 --> 00:18:14,970
[Inhales, exhales]
446
00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:19,456
The aliens have not arrived yet,
447
00:18:19,481 --> 00:18:21,130
but spirits are still high.
448
00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:22,781
There's an electricity in the air.
449
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,112
Note to self... Remember
to ask the aliens
450
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,200
if they did Stonehenge.
451
00:18:28,036 --> 00:18:29,808
Here we go.
452
00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:32,536
Any minute now.
453
00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:36,225
[Lightly edgy music plays]
454
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,335
[Kevin Morby's "Parade" plays]
455
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,125
_
456
00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:51,177
♪ ♪
457
00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:56,947
♪ If you come to find out who you are ♪
458
00:18:58,384 --> 00:19:03,253
♪ Then may you find out, may
you find out who you are ♪
459
00:19:05,474 --> 00:19:09,710
♪ And if you come to
search for what is lost ♪
460
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:16,177
♪ Then may you find it, may
you find it at any cost ♪
461
00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:20,044
So we don't... think...
462
00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:22,082
it, you know, happened, right?
463
00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:24,888
Who knows, man? It happened to us.
464
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,077
Kelly: That's a good point.
465
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:30,247
[Door opens]
466
00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:31,779
- Ooh, Gerry.
- Hi, guys.
467
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,704
- Hey.
- Oh, Gerry.
468
00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:35,786
- Ohh.
- Gerry, it's good to see ya.
469
00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:38,927
Musta got my date wrong.
470
00:19:38,952 --> 00:19:41,068
♪ ♪
471
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:45,575
You know what? Those were
some tricky calculations.
472
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,700
Yvonne: Yeah.
473
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,732
[Snaps fingers] A-and
it was also a leap year.
474
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,607
- Oh, yeah!
- It was, wasn't it?
475
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,482
- Richard: That's it.
- Gerry: Yeah, maybe.
476
00:19:52,507 --> 00:19:54,193
- Richard: That's really it.
- Who knows, Gerry?
477
00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:56,325
Maybe the aliens got the date
wrong, and you were right.
478
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,419
Yeah.
479
00:19:57,444 --> 00:19:59,482
I just... I fell asleep at one point.
480
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:02,185
What if they got one
look at me and just left?
481
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,043
- [Overlapping disagreement]
- No. Absolutely not.
482
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,840
- You know better than anyone
- [Overlapping chatter]
483
00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:07,178
that's not how it goes.
484
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:08,779
[Chatter continues]
485
00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:10,117
Their loss is our gain.
486
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,289
Yeah, it's good to have you back, man.
487
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:14,291
Sorry you had such a hard night, buddy.
488
00:20:14,293 --> 00:20:16,960
Oh... it wasn't all bad.
489
00:20:24,526 --> 00:20:27,014
- Where have you been?
- None of your business.
490
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:29,039
Maybe you should take a chill pill.
491
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,911
What did you say to me?
492
00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:33,603
I'm asserting myself. Deal with it.
493
00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,255
Please. Thank you.
494
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,915
We missed a scheduled pickup yesterday!
495
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,961
Now we have to wait who knows how long
496
00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,919
till the right atmospheric readings!
497
00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:45,278
We're gonna be even more behind!
498
00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:48,682
Do you even care?
499
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,840
Don!
500
00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,398
No!
501
00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:57,395
The Mainstation is coming.
502
00:20:58,113 --> 00:20:59,412
The what?
503
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,811
The main ship is...
504
00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:04,635
I thought, uh... when?
505
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,927
Oh,now you care.
506
00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:09,152
Oh, well, I wouldn't worry.
507
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,391
You and your big balls will handle it.
508
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,450
- I mean, come on, right?
- Oh, I...
509
00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:14,801
I'm surprised you didn't knock me out
510
00:21:14,826 --> 00:21:16,324
when you walked into the room.
511
00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:19,355
You and your big,
gigantic pendulum dick!
512
00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:22,292
- Oh...
- Just swingin' in the wind, huh?
513
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,546
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